#cloud district

[azurafanclubpresident]

The time I publicly destroyed Nazeem in the Plains District

This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than Michael Kirkbride’s writing

Me, minding my own Goldenglow beeswax: I'll get a large warm mammoth milk please!

Nazeem: under his breath Warm mammoth milk? Get a life, unlike me, who has one, because I live in the cloud district.. they don't even sell that here.

Merchant: Actually yeah we do sell warm mammoth milk, does that bother you?

Nazeem: Rolls eyes imagine actually drinking that. Did I mention I live in the Cloud District?

Me: I don't have to imagine grabs my warm mammoth milk and takes a good sassy swig

Nazeem: Notices my Plains District pin Oh so you're a plainsggot? So you just don't go to the Cloud District?That figures

Me: Yup, I'm a proud "plainsggot" and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages

Woman behind me: Did you seriously just call that dunmer a plainsggot? What kind of Tamriel are we living in!?

Me: Yep, I'm used to it though.. That's what you get openly living in Breezehome it seems!

Nazeem: I'm literally a resident of the Cloud District and I won't let you Sheogorath freaks shame me for living in the Cloud District, people like you are hurting my district. I'm gonna go have SX with Balgruuf the Greater in his bed in his castle in the Cloud District

Me: Uhhhh buddy you were the one shaming me for buying warm mammoth milk and now you're shoving the image of s*x in the Cloud District down a Cloud District repulsed Plains District lover's throat... Not a good look. And yes, I'm a proud Sheogorath freak!

Woman: I've been an out Plains District woman since 4E 180 and let me tell you, mr. Cloud District, we have done nothing but further acceptance for your district and carry your district on our backs.

Me: You have the nerve to talk down to a Plains District elder? Really?

Merchant: Throws Honninghbrew mead (Yuck, Blackbriar only) on the bigoted guy

Merchant: Well... I might get dragged off by the guards and thrown in prison with a bandit corpse for this but at least I can say it was worth it

Me: picks up my warm mammoth milk and pours it on Nazeem's head

Nazeem: I HATE PLAINSGGOTS AND THE PLAINS DISTRICT. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN OR MER OR ANYTHING ELSE IN THE DIVERSE LORE OF THE ELDER SCROLLS.

Me: loudly and proudly Another warm mammoth milk please, on the house! I think I'm owed it

Merchant: You know it!

Nazeem: storms out crying

[th4t1guylol]

[twentyfourstar]

[rookloveslyrics]

Everyone wants to feel wanted, Well past the point where they should be moving along, And you said that I'm scared to face things, You think it's best if we don't talk, So I'm leaving voicemails, And if its okay to be afraid, Then I am teary-eyed blue skies, And you are the thunder that makes me shake, - Hamster Camp by Cloud District

[freddieardley]

Various Fog & Cloud, UK.

Photographed by Freddie Ardley

[ihavenotits-andimustscream]

[13oddbeetles]

New skyrim glitch first: was walking out of the bannered mare and nazeem just fucken fell from the sky and died

[jumpneoshoots]

Derwentwater Drama

Dec0322

[pellinni-photo]

mountainous countryside landscape in winter. alpine suburb. hazy weather with clouds on the sky. leafless trees on the snow covered slopes. remote region of ukraine

[pinacoladamatata]

you're laughing. Drevis Neloren thought he was invisible and you're laughing.

[rabbitcruiser]

Forest (No. 7)

Stewart, BC

[rainworldhourly]

[twentyfourstar]

[rookloveslyrics]

I think it's okay to be afraid as we're falling through time, I am your lack of sleep, you are the reasons I wrote these songs And I just wanna be okay, I am gonna plot out my escape, It's gonna get better every day. - Hamster camp by Cloud District

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