#clone high Oscar Wilde
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Me and the boys at the grassy knoll leaving Oscar with the bill
Oscar Wilde design by : @pixiefella (tumblr)
Edgar Allan Poe design by : @who-farted (tumblr)
Sapphos of Lesbos design inspired by: @irresponsible.TikTok (TikTok)
All others by me<3
#clone high#clone high jane austin#clone high edgar allan poe#clone high oscar wilde#clone high sappo of lesbos#clone high tiny Tim#clone high Eugene henri Paul Gauguin#clone high oc
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hey I uhhh I umm made clone high ocs for no reason 🙏
#Oscar wilde deserves to be gay n free he’d thrive if he were here now#also Allen is just like me fr fr#clone high#clone high s2#clone high fanart#clone high oc#terry pratchett#douglas adams#freddie mercury#allen ginsberg#oscar wilde#im sorry these are so silly
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Fanclone of Oscar Wilde
#fanclone#clone oc#clone high oc#clone high#clone high s2#clone high reboot#oscar wilde#oc#my art#digital art#character art#character design#oc art
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OKAY SOOOOO. I have multiple clone high OCS that I would love to share. I need to draw more 😭 who should I draw next? (Or do more of!!)
•Medusa
•Clara bow
•Theda bara
•lydia of thyatra
•perceus
•edgar Allan poe
•oscar Wilde
•alexander the great
•mary shelly
•rené Secrétan
•cupid
OKAY BYEEEE✨
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I will admit I take a small amount of offense to that tweet that’s like “when you piss off a dude online and he starts writing like a soldier in the revolutionary war” because I talk like a Clone High version of Oscar Wilde 24/7 because I’m SHELTERED WITH OLD PARENTS and MEDICALLY INSANE
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Uh oh...
He's back.... :/
Here's the old version 😰
#clone high#oc#clone high oc#clone high art#digital art#art#fanclone#Oscar wilde#Oscar wilde fanclone#Oc art#clone high oc art
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so um.... clone high oc oscar wilde 😌
#ig we’re making clone high ocs so#uhh#clone high#clone high oc#oscar wilde#yeah#my art#clone high art#erieart#oscar wilde art#????#I tried to make it in the show style#but uhhhh—
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I’m gonna say something bold, yet accurate, Oscar Wilde and JFK would be besties. I would expand on this, but I’m sure the more I do, the more flawed my stance becomes.
#i only speak the truth#jfk#notclonehighjfk#like jfk jfk#Oscar Wilde#Oscar Wilde should be in clone high#Oscar Wilde in clone high challenge#he was in big mouth#big mouth#talking like both these dudes ain’t dead
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Everyone's thoughts on clone high Oscar Wilde?
#look freshman year of high school I... was having issues... that are still apparent because that's when I think I started this blog#actually I think this story takes place sophomore year#so I must have started this blog sophomore year#but anyways my first two years of high school I was a theatre gay but I can't stand musicals (I know boo me go ahead)#but I enjoy acting and I was a fucking good techie#(*drinking my frozen coffee up in the booth very homosexually*)#ANYWAYS#I was invited to join the school's Gay-Straight Alliance#and a comrade of mine (who happens to have Tumblr) was put in charge of making the posters (which sadly got rejected i believe)#and it featured clone high characters and somehow I think I came upon suggesting clone high Oscar Wilde but idk if he made it on the poster
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Taking one line from episode 12 waaaay to seriously.
You know how when Gandhi finally pulls himself together and asks Marie Curie to the prom? And she says she's going with Rock Hudson who "knows how to treat a lady." The joke being that Rock Hudson was gay.
Well, what if Marie Curie and Rock Hudson were actually really good friends before all this and when Marie went to him crying about how Gandhi was acting he was like "That's it. I'm taking you to prom myself. Let's go dress shopping and make Gandhi super jealous."
Cue their own cute little Makeover Makeover Makeover montage with them picking out a matching dress and tux.
They dance together at prom, but when Gandhi approaches Marie, Hudson goes to spend time with Oscar Wilde, his actual date.
When Gandhi and Marie finally get together, he cheers for her.
According to the Clone high wiki, this is what he looks like:
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the clone high oc tag is so dry and i find it hard to believe. where's the confederate soldier oc. i know y'all got a lee harvey oswald oc hidden away somewhere. when is someone gonna write black people in the dislikes section of their oscar wilde oc refs?
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Edgar Allan Poe
Jane Austin
Oscar Wilde
Sappho of lesbos
Wat did they all have in common
Great poets? Pffff NO
They where all in a band to together
#clone high#clone high Edgar Allan Poe#clone high Jane Austin#clone high Oscar Wilde#clone high sap his of lesbos#clone high oc#!alert alert this is about clone high so don’t get pissy about how time works!
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Was tagged by @forgotten-envies for this tag game. Warning, it’s a long one.
your name and then what you would have named yourself: Name’s Jessi (short for Jessica). I think I would have named myself after a tree or plant. Like Aspen or something. I really like tree names.
astrological sign (sun/moon/rising if you know them): I’m a Virgo. That’s all I know lol. I’ve never really identified with it much—I’m just not a nice/gentle enough person for it.
when did you join tumblr and why?: I joined a little over a year ago because I wanted to get involved with the Star Trek fandom. I started writing fanfic for Star Trek pretty soon after I watched TOS, and I wanted a platform to interact with other fic writers and my readers.
top 5 fandoms: Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Stormlight Archives, Star Wars, and the Witcher.
top 5 favorite films: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Voyage Home, Pride and Prejudice, The Princess Bride, and Phantom of the Opera
go to song when you wanna Feel something: “Hold On” by Chord Overstreet
what’s your religion or faith if you have one?: Good question!
a song that makes you feel seen: “She Used To Be Mine” by Sara Bareilles
if you could have any career: Any career? Something in space for sure, especially if it involved discovery of distant planets or functioning as some kind of ambassador to aliens. More realistically, a professor of English and Literature somewhere, with an emphasis on how science fiction reflects humanity.
do you have a type?: I want to say no, but I bet I do. I mean, I’m demi, so it’s more of a personality thing with me, but it varies from person to person. People who give good hugs/cuddles are high on the metaphorical list though!
what does your heart/soul yearn for: To be remembered when I’m gone. I want my name—or at least my deeds—to be spoken of in generations. I want to do something meaningful with my life.
if you had to describe yourself in 5 words to someone who doesn’t know you: sarcastic, writer, observant, nerdy, passionate (wow that sounds really lame idk man)
favorite subjects in school: English by far, although I also enjoy history (specifically World History) and Physics.
where does your soul feel most at home: Curled up on the couch surrounded by my family with a fire going. We don’t have to be talking. just existing in the same space in comfort and love is enough.
top 5 fictional characters: Kaladin Stormblessed, Spock, Aragorn, Obi-Wan, and Elizabeth Bennet. (That is a very male-dominated list, which I have some thoughts about, but I’m not gonna derail this post.)
top 3 moments in a show that made you ugly cry: Hmm. I don’t cry very much...I cried when Spock died in The Wrath of Khan, I might have cried when the Fellowship parted ways in The Return of the King, and I definitely cried at some point while watching the Clone Wars, although I can’t pin down a specific moment.
the earth, the sun, the moon or the stars: The Stars.
favorite kind of weather: Thunderstorms with heavy rain and plenty of lightning.
top 3 characters you kin with: Idk. Spock, I guess. Annabeth Chase (more when I was younger, but yeah), and Mr. Darcy maybe?
favorite medium of art: Books. Although I really like traditional paintings that utilize a lot of different textures.
introvert/extrovert/ambivert: Introvert.
a favorite literary quote: You want me to just choose one??? I don’t think I can do that... How about “The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you what to think but to give you something to think upon” from The Way of Kings (I think) by Brandon Sanderson
some of your favorite books: Mistborn, The Way of Kings, and the Alloy of Law all by Brandon Sanderson; Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen; The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde; and The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?: Somewhere with a forest where the leaves change color in the fall and there’s a mountain nearby. Not in the city, but not too far either.
if you could live in any time in history when would it be?: Probably the Renaissance, which is likely a basic answer.
if you could play any instrument masterfully it would be: Well, I play the clarinet moderately well, but I would love to be able to play the cello masterfully.
if you have one, what mythological god or goddess do you feel a connection to: Hmmm. Once upon a time I would have answered Athena without hesitation, and I suppose that’s still somewhat true, but I’m not sure.
and lastly, favorite recent selfie in your camera roll:
The screen protector in front of my selfie camera is broken, which is why there’s that weird lighting lol
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jonmartin voice requests transcript
i don’t think anybody’s made a transcript of the requests from the gaming & giving stream yet so here it is. i cut out the first few minutes where they’re just getting ready and a few minutes at the end, but otherwise it’s the full thing
ALEX (out of character): So, we are going to be going through a bunch of reads which are what people have been, basically providing us to say. I’ve not seen these beyond checking that I can open the document, so this is sort of, a bit of a blind read on my end.
JONNY: I’ve read through some of them and they are awful.
ALEX: (laughing) Fabulous. Great. So with that in mind, I’m now opening it up. Um... okay, cool, so for the first one, you- I need to interrupt you. (frustrated) Oh, fine.
JONNY: Okay, so this is from donut_bridgetrose. (spooky voice) The Magnus Archives is a podcast-
ALEX (ooc, very loud and overenthusiastic): FUCK, DUDE! YEAH IT SURE IS!
(Jonny starts laughing out of shock)
ALEX: I thought that was an appropriate level of enthusiasm.
JONNY: (laughing) Sorry, I didn’t expect you to put quite so much pepper on that one!
ALEX: I mean, I don’t know what to say like-
JONNY: No, fair enough, fair enough.
ALEX: I’m just reading with (???) intent. I’m up next, who’s this one from?
JONNY: Uh, reatx.
ALEX: Okay, given the writing of this one, I’m going to assume this is actually intended as a Martin one, not an Alex one, so I’ll do it as such. (clears throat to do Martin voice, disappointed tone) Jon, please j-just stop reheating tea in the microwave!
JONNY: The next one is from sofairycakes. Again, I’m gonna assume it’s a- like, I think these are all pretty much JonMartin ones, to be honest. I don’t think anyone’s actually said- the thing is, Alex, I don’t think anyone actually cares what *we* say.
ALEX: (laughs) That’s true. So I think we need to do this one like-
JONNY: No one’s paying to have, like, Alexander J. Newall say something, you know?
ALEX: It’s fine, I’ll pay me. Okay, I think we have to do this simultaneously.
JONNY: Yeah, because it says “both.” Or... let’s- do you want to go first?
ALEX: I don’t know if it is- no, let’s say it together, let’s say it together. Let’s try and sync up.
JONNY: I don’t- I don’t think they want it simultaneously. I think what this means is they don’t mind which one’s which.
ALEX: Very well, in which case then, I’ll go first.
JONNY: Okay.
ALEX: And I’ll do it as a Martin one, then. (clears throat, Martin voice, soft) I-I’ll take care of you.
JONNY (Archivist): (hoarse, upset voice) It’s rotten work.
ALEX (Martin): Not to me. Not if it’s you. (ooc) There you go.
JONNY: Okay. Ac3yspac3y-
(Alex laughs)
JONNY: Or, ace 3 space 3.
ALEX: Okay, great.
JONNY: (clears throat)
ALEX: Yeah, really get the-
JONNY (ooc, looking straight at the camera): Four rats in a trench coat is the best Peter Lukas, and we love him.
ALEX: (laughs) Direct to camera address, very nice, okay. (as Martin) Jon, why isn’t Lonely Eyes *our* ship name? (ooc) Who was that from, by the way?
JONNY: That was from compostwitch. Next one is from theoceaninmotion, there’s a whole bunch for you.
ALEX: Ooh, yeah. Oh, my formatting’s terrible, I’m gonna do the unspeakable, I’m now just gonna start looking at the text instead of your face. (computer screen shines in his eyes) Ooh, that’s bright, maybe not, maybe not. Okay, gimme a second to just mess with my formatting because I can’t see nothing.
JONNY: There’s very little like streaming to make you realize quite how absurdly pale you are after a year of just being inside.
ALEX: Outside is bad time. Right, okay, I’m gonna give this a go, then. Forgive me if I hesitate here, I’ll do my best. (clears throat) No, don’t-
JONNY: This is from- sorry. This is from theoceaninmotion.
ALEX (Martin): No, don’t click- Peter, just-just give me your phone, I’ll get the emojis set up, but I-I *refuse* to help you understand Elias’s texts any further from here. There are just some things I don’t need to know! (grossed out noise)
JONNY: This is from joeytwoeyes.
ALEX: I’m gonna assume Martin as well. (as Martin) Mm, assassins killing Elias? My favorite!
JONNY: This one is from nagev.
ALEX: Uhh. Alright, I think this one might be for me, like not a Martin one. (deep sigh) Harrison Campbell is my favorite author.
JONNY: This is one for me from riotcontrolcamp. (as the Archivist) Sometimes people will ask me about my life aspirations and I’m like, I don’t know, I thought I’d be in a car with my hand out of the tail light by now.
ALEX: (laughs) I like that one.
JONNY: This one’s from Cassidy.
ALEX (Martin): Forgive and forget? (very quickly shifts into a hysterical voice that’s very much not Martin’s) No! Resent and remember! (cackles evilly)
JONNY: From cucumberkale, this is a two hander.
ALEX: Oh, yeah, I’m first. (as Martin) I have done nothing wrong ever, on my life.
JONNY (Archivist): I know this and I love you. (ooc) Good little Parks and Rec reference there.
ALEX: Oh, yeah!
JONNY: From the bluescapegoat.
ALEX (Martin, mischievous): Jon, uh, did you hear about the explosion at the cheese shop?
JONNY (Archivist): What? What cheese shop?
ALEX: (wiggling eyebrows) Yeah, da brie [debris] was everywhere.
JONNY: (deep sigh) This apocalypse has officially gone on for too long. (ooc) This is from alfcommittingcrimes.
ALEX: (laughs) (as Martin) Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I would like to remind you I love you. (laughs)
JONNY: Aww.
ALEX: Cute reference.
JONNY: Um, this one’s from Monty. This isn’t actually-
ALEX: This is more of an instruction.
JONNY: They haven’t scripted anything, yeah. Um, okay. (as the Archivist) Martin, I’m very sorry for ever saying that I hated your tea.
ALEX (Martin): It’s okay. Some things are more important than tea. (ooc) There you go. I thought I’d go sincere-
JONNY (ooc): Oh no! Martin’s been replaced! (Alex laughs) Anyways, this one is from tomakeitworse and it’s for you, Alex. Well, as Martin, not as you.
ALEX (ooc): I mean it’s wrong, but okay. (as Martin) Oolong is the best tea.
JONNY: From shikashaman. (statement voice) Statement of Benedict Avalanche regarding clown milk. Statement begins. Honk.
ALEX: (laughing) I think that’s a call back to earlier this stream, so. (makes ok symbol) Very class act.
JONNY (ooc): One from ladymystree for me. (Sasha giggling in the background)
ALEX: I’m hearing giggling on your end, I think someone’s enjoying themself.
JONNY: No, it’s fine. They’re doing a cryptic crossword and I’m sure they’ve just stumbled across a-
ALEX: It’s really cryptic. Really cryptic. Yeah, it’s a cryptic giggle, alright. Carry on, then.
JONNY (Archivist): Ceaseless Watcher, evict this feline, Her Serene Highness The Empress Nyx from out of the *goddamn* Christmas tree.
ALEX: (laughing) I like that one.
JONNY (ooc): This is from myth_ac. (as the Archivist) Martin and I have this connection where we finish each other’s-
ALEX (Martin): Sentences!
JONNY (Archivist): Don’t interrupt me.
ALEX (ooc): (laughs) I quite like that one as well.
JONNY (ooc): Yeah, I don’t know what that one’s from, I recognise it. But it’s, uh, redderie. (as the Archivist) I’ve been asked why I changed my opinion on poetry. I do not know this. This information is unattainable such as it is. Not even my endless resources could solve such a mystery. No, I did not fall in love with a poet on purpose, next question. (Alex laughs) (ooc) This one’s from coinmaster. Uh, and it’s for you, Alex.
ALEX (Martin): Thank you so much for asking, Jon. My ideal date, uh, would be getting home after a long day, curling up next to a roaring fire and listening to Rusty Quill Gaming. It’s-it’s a podcast, it’s distributed by Rusty Quill.
JONNY (Archivist): Oh, yes, I’ve heard of it. It’s not very good. (roasting) Ohhhh!
ALEX: But it does have a Creative Commons attribution non-commercial sharealike 4.0 international license, so that’s quite cool, too. (ooc) (laughs) I may have riffed there, I apologise.
JONNY (ooc): It’s fine, it’s fine. We’ve said what they’ve asked us to say, anything additional is- that’s bonus. (Alex laughs) This one is from mstars, for me to read in statement voice.
ALEX: Oh! (laughs hysterically, tries to compose himself)
JONNY (statement voice): Why are you so far away in Galactonium? Hey, won’t you save me? Hold me, maybe? I just want to be your little clone baby.
ALEX: (laughs) And that’s in my head for the rest of the day.
JONNY (ooc): This is for you. I refuse to listen to it. I’ve- too many people have told me it’s good. Which means that-
ALEX: Automatically, yeah. Understood.
JONNY: Well, no, it’s just, like- I don’t want it stuck in my head. I’m aware, if I listen to it, it’s in my head forever, and I can’t risk that.
ALEX: You don’t want him- you don’t want Tim getting- well, Tim and Ben, you don’t want them living rent free there.
JONNY: They can’t win!
ALEX: Understood. Okay, in that case, then. (as Martin) Sorry, Elias, I can’t hear you, there’s a panopticon in the way! (ooc) Fair.
JONNY: One from b_ees. Another for you.
(TheBrothersMeredith in the chat: Coward)
ALEX: Oh no.
JONNY: Mm-hm.
ALEX (Martin): (grunt) I’m trying to sneak around in the Lonely, but I’m-I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks just- it keeps alerting the Eye!
JONNY: One from thequack04. (as the Archivist) I have had a very long day, I am very small, and I have no money, so you can imagine the stress I’m under. Square brackets this is a John Mulaney quote close square brackets. (Alex laughs) (ooc) One for you. Uh, from misssunflower94.
ALEX (ooc): I’m gonna assume this is for actually me.
JONNY: No, I think it is for Martin, because remember, Martin’s opinions on poetry.
ALEX: Uh, no, fair, actually, no, I take that back. You are correct, you are correct. (as Martin) I don’t know, I just- I’ve always found Oscar Wilde to just be a bit... overrated?
JONNY: One for me, from awildmeerie. (as the Archivist) Hello demons, it’s me, ya boy. (Alex laughs) (ooc) Um, (stumbles over the name) emperiocism. Sorry for that, emperiocism. Can Jonny sing/speak in his most serious Archivist voice? (serious Archivist voice, speaking) Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
ALEX: Oh, don’t- (incomprehensible frustrated noises) god.
JONNY (ooc): From marsmagnusandkbouchard, this is for you.
ALEX (Martin): (very angry) Fuck being the bigger person, I’m just- (feral) I’m just gonna start biting people!
JONNY: Excellent. One for both of us from zestymayos92.
ALEX (ooc): (laughing, tries to compose himself) (as Martin) The world ended, and that is super not poggers.
JONNY (Archivist): You’re right, Martin, very not poggers indeed. (ooc) One from catskeleton for you.
ALEX (ooc): That’s just- oh. (as Martin) Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m definitely not a ghost, and Jon, I love you.
JONNY: I have a really difficult one- this anonymous one is difficult because it says “in the style of Sailor Moon” and I’ve not seen many anime, um, animi, sorry, in my life.
ALEX (ooc): The plural is anipodes.
JONNY: And Sailor Moon is not one, so I have no idea what-
ALEX: As far as I am aware, if you want to do it representatively, your clothes need to fly off in a large elaborate explosion and be replaced with some kind of dress-based armor. But that may not be feasible.
JONNY (Archivist): (very awkward) I am the pretty Avatar who fights for the Eye and for knowledge! I am the Archivist, and now, in the name of the Ceaseless Watcher, I’ll punish you! (ooc) I... I don’t know.
ALEX: I think that might have been actually pretty decently close. It’s been a few years since I watched a Sailor Moon, so don’t hold me to that though.
JONNY: I’ve only ever seen silent gifs on... your Tumblrs or your Twitters. Anyways, this is from theraccoonfriend. (as the Archivist) Get out of my swamp. (ooc) Uh, from Kath, for you, Alex.
ALEX (Martin): I’m fine! Stop asking!
JONNY: From sunnyjordie, for you, Alex.
ALEX (Martin): Hey, would you help me out? I’m very gay and a few- and I’d like a few dollars. (ooc) I’m gonna do that again, I think I screwed it up. (as Martin) Hey, would you help me out? I’m very gay and I’d like a few dollars.
JONNY: Square brackets this is a John Mulaney-
ALEX (Martin): Square brackets this is a John Mulaney quote close square brackets.
JONNY: Um, from Linothy, for both.
ALEX (Martin): Please, pleeeease stop drinking tea by just putting the bag in your mouth and just chugging hot water.
JONNY (Archivist): I’m *cultured*, Martin. (ooc) And dang3rgrang3r, or dang 3er grang 3er. Uh, for both.
ALEX (Martin): God, Jon, why don’t you ever wear your own clothes?
JONNY (Archivist): I like your sweater! It makes me feel...
ALEX (Martin): It makes you feel like a thief!
JONNY (Archivist): No, it makes me feel *safe*.
ALEX (Martin): Aww, Jon...
JONNY (ooc): One from voidbean.
ALEX (Martin): I’m sorry, you were STABBED??
JONNY (Archivist): *Lightly* stabbed, I didn’t want to frighten you. (ooc) I think that’s a Brooklyn 99 one.
ALEX (ooc): Yeah, so do I, actually.
JONNY: Sarafifi24.
ALEX (Martin): Press X to pay respects.
JONNY: So from alfcommittingvoicecrimes, they’ve asked “sing chorus of Pump Shanty.” And the thing is, if you want to hear me singing the chorus of Pump Shanty, that is available on Bandcamp, Youtube, and Spotify. So, Alex, why don’t you do it?
ALEX (ooc): Okay, I have no idea so I’m gonna take a random stab in the dark.
JONNY: I’m very excited to hear it.
ALEX: With a tune that doesn’t even scan in terms of meter.
JONNY: No, like just- it’s a folk tune so just sing it like a folk. Sing it to an old folk tune.
ALEX: ...Yes.
JONNY: You know, an old folk tune.
ALEX: (to a tune that’s definitely not Pump Shanty) Pump me boys, let’s a-fly, down to hell and up to the sky. Bend your backs and break your bones, we’re just a million miles from home. (cringing) I have no idea what that should be-
JONNY: (trying not to laugh) Brilliant. No, that was it. You got it.
ALEX: Oh, wicked. I was worried for a moment.
JONNY: No, that was... uncanny, to be honest. We’ve got a few more that are from Nobles donations, so these don’t have specific donor names, so we can just go back and forth.
ALEX: The first one’s as Wilde. (as Wilde) I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying.
JONNY (Archivist?): Blartin, that is, Paul Blartin Martin Cop is on his segue and eye ass Jon is sitting on the handlebars. He is facing Blartin in a koala-esque embrace which is not quite an embrace but rather for structural support. His ass eyes are out and alert. He knows all. Petty theft perishes under their collaborative iron fist.
ALEX: (laughing incredulously) Okay!
JONNY (ooc): Do you want to do this one? I think- yeah.
ALEX: Okay, okay, sure. (deep breath, as Martin) Hey, you can do this. It’s been really, really rough, but you can do this.
JONNY (Archivist): Working at the Magnus Institute was like a four year game show called “Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?” but instead of winning money, you lose your bloody soul. (ooc) Okay. (as the Archivist) You’re a child, an infant. Your mocking is thus infantile. He’s not my boyfriend. This man is more to me than you could dream. He’s the moon when I’m lost in darkness and warmth when I shiver in cold, and his kiss still thrills me after a millennia. His heart overflows with the kindness of which this world is not worth of. I love this man beyond measure and reason. He’s not my boyfriend, he is all and he is more.
ALEX (Martin): You’re an incurable romantic.
JONNY (Archivist): (next request) He thinks I don’t notice, but the bodies in the hallway speak a clear language. Death is all around us, no one is safe. The signs all point in one direction: Martin’s totally sus.
ALEX (Martin): (noises of disbelief) O-okay, come on, I am innocent! How could you even think that??
JONNY: Martin was ejected.
ALEX (ooc): (laughs) I think that’s it.
JONNY: Yeah, I think that’s the list.
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I wish clone high actually showed Oscar Wilde and Rock Hudson 💔
#their designs wouldve been SO fire#i appreciate the joke about them playing pool but some representation other than JFK’s gay dads wouldve been cool u know#clone high#horatio speaks
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Watchmen Episode 9 Easter Eggs Explained
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The big finale of HBO's Watchmen comes together in episode 9! Here's all the references to the book we were able to catch.
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This article contains Watchmen spoilers.
Watchmen episode 9 “See How They Fly” wraps it all up. And you’d think that after nine time-hopping episodes they might be ready to wrap up all of their homages and references to the original book. You would be wrong.
But not everything comes from the book. The episode’s title, “See how they fly” is a lyric from The Beatles’ psychedelic masterpiece “I Am The Walrus” which features the sinister/joyful (and Watchmen-relevant) refrain of “I am the eggman.” Now, with that out of the way, let’s get down to business.
LADY TRIEU
- We’re once again back on Nov. 1, 1985...this time to witness the conception of Lady Trieu. Her mother, Bian (who in the future Lady Trieu will clone and raise as her daughter) was one of Veidt’s Vietnamese employees who kept his fortress of solitude, Karnak, running. The verse she recites is apparently from folklore about a Lady Trieu who lived during the third century.
Incidentally, this is the most we’ve seen of the inner workings of Karnak, including in the book, where we only saw TWO employees. Does this mean he murdered ALL of these people, too? That is dark as fuck.
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- Lady Trieu is sperm sample 2346. That’s 23 x 2. It could very well be a reference to the “23 enigma,” an almost cult-like belief in the significance of the number 23. It was popularized by counterculture icons like William S. Burroughs and Robert Anton Wilson.
- The fact that Bian crowns her insemination with “Fuck you, Ozymandias” is interesting. Is Veidt, like Dr. Manhattan, a symbol of American imperialism in Vietnam? Pretty likely, right?
- In 2008, when Lady Trieu confronts Adrian Veidt and refers to him as “the smartest man in the world” she’s using the nickname that had been given to Ozymandias by the press. Trieu is, of course, “the smartest woman in the world.”
ADRIAN VEIDT
- This is the filming of the “confession/congratulations” video that Wade Tillman was shown by Joe Keene back in episode 5. It will be presented to Robert Redford on the day he is inaugurated as President on January 21, 1993. You can see the giant squid in the tank behind Veidt while he is recording the message to President Redford, by the way.
- “Untie knot” is the password prompt on Veidt’s old computer. “Untie knot” refers to the Gordian Knot, which Alexander the Great famously solved with his sword. The password is “Rameses II” just like in the book.
- That’s a portrait of Alexander the Great in Veidt’s office, but as of yet I’ve been unable to identify it.
- We learn in this episode that Veidt has “never given himself to a woman.” The fact that he specifically mentions women and not men could possibly echo Rorschach’s observation about him in the book, that Veidt is “possibly homosexual.”
- Based on the five year timeline laid out by Lady Trieu here, it would appear that Veidt spelled out “Save me Daughter” on the surface of Europa with the corpses of his servants in 2013.
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- Veidt’s line about achieving “everything” having “started from nothing” is a quote from the book, during the chapter when he is recounting his own origin story.
- Veidt catches the bullet from the Game Warden as he did in the comic when Laurie tried shooting him in Karnak.
- Veidt’s philosophy that “masks make men true” seems to echo Oscar Wilde’s “give a man a mask and he will tell you the truth” aphorism. This is refuted later in the episode by Will Reeves who feels quite the opposite about masks.
- “Palestine has become a widow for Egypt.” Veidt is quoting the Merneptah Stele, an ancient inscription detailing the Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh Merneptah’s victories. He ends with “the end is nigh,” which is generally Biblical in nature, but refers in this context specifically to the sign that Rorschach, in his identity of Walter Kovacs, used to carry around in the book.
DOCTOR MANHATTAN
- Joe Keene’s high-waisted undies are a mirror of the ones Dr. Manhattan wore through chunks of his career, before he decided to abandon clothing entirely.
- Lady Trieu refers to Dr. Manhattan as “the big blue cheese.” This is a surprisingly playful reference to Shazam, whose enemy Dr. Sivana routinely calls him a “big red cheese.” Incidentally, Lady Trieu does have a tendency to dress like the Sivana of the comics, who favors all white outfits.
- The 7th Kavalry discovered the existence of Dr. Manhattan on the White Night because Cal teleported “Mike” to Gila Flats, which was the place where Jon Osterman became Dr. Manhattan.
- Laurie refers once again to the thermodynamic miracle, a term taught to her by Jon the day that she discovered that her father was in fact Edward Blake.
- Jon has remained somewhat disoriented since he was “returned” by Angela. Throughout, we see him slipping into the past, specifically into moments from the book.
- “Janey, are you cold? I can raise the temperature” refers to a Christmas in 1959, the first Jon spent as Dr. Manhattan, when he was still with his first love, Janey Slater. Her “chill” was because she was getting a little scared of Jon and his increasingly distant humanity.
- “There is no situation in Afghanistan requiring my attention,” comes from the final moments of Jon’s talk show appearance in October of 1985, moments before he left Earth for Mars.
LOOKING GLASS
- “Mirror Guy? “It’s Looking Glass” has become the best ongoing joke of this entire series. And as it turns out, Laurie and Wade have more in common than they thought. Wade has a tendency to puke after experiencing Dr. Manhattan’s teleportation, a trait he shares with Laurie.
RORSCHACH
When Angela is interrogating a member of the 7th Kavalry, she starts breaking his fingers, before threatening to move on to other parts of his anatomy. That was a favorite technique of Rorschach to extract information.
HOODED JUSTICE
Will Reeves uses some comic book speak by referring to the Tulsa Race Massacre as “my origin story.” He also says “before my world ended,” both an allusion to the Tulsa/Krypton parallels we have tracked elsewhere in these guides and the way Batman is fond of referring to the night his parents died. Both are appropriate.
NITE OWL
Nite Owl’s old ship, ARCHIE (hence Veidt’s “it’s been a hoot”) is still in Karnak after freezing up shortly after transporting Dan and Rorschach there to confront Veidt on Nov. 1, 1985. Wade would indeed know how to fly it since Dan later licensed his technology to police departments under the umbrella of a company called Merlincorps.
Incidentally, while Dan was only ever alluded to throughout this season, if we do indeed get a Watchmen season 2, then we have to figure he’ll show up to testify at Veidt’s trial.
We wrote more about Nite Owl here.
ANGELA ABAR
Is Angela now a godlike being who can walk on water after consuming that mysterious egg? Well, during their first meeting 10 years ago, Dr. Manhattan did tell her that he could “theoretically” transmit his powers into organic material for someone else to consume. And he DID want her to see him walking on water. But it looks like we may never know for sure.
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But that ambiguous ending is meant to mirror the final panel of the book, where it was unclear whether the bumbling intern at the offices of the New Frontiersman would reach for Rorschach’s Journal from “the crank pile” for possible publication.
MISCELLANEOUS STUFF
- “As if some cowboy actor could ever become president.” It worked for Ronald Reagan!
- When Lady Trieu tells Adrian Veidt that he “stopped the clock” she’s referring to the Doomsday Clock, which was at one minute to midnight before the squid massacre prevented World War III.
- We once again get Johann Strauss' "The Blue Danube Waltz" on Europa, this time as Lady Trieu's spacecraft lands. The 2001: A Space Odyssey parallels are real, considering that film dealt with a mysterious Monolith appearing on the surface of Europa.
- At the newsstand, there’s a headline that says “Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings Drag On” for John Grisham. This has become something of a running joke on the show since episode 3.
- There’s also a New Frontiersman headline that says “Four Wounded in Saigon Burning” indicating that unrest in Vietnam continues.
- The gentleman in the wheelchair who turns up is Senator Joe Keene, Sr. the man who outlawed masked vigilantes in the first place in the book.
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