#clippr Borden

[silver-tongues-blog]

Alternian girls make do

[astrangeflan-blog]

Whelp, decided to mspaint the background trio, Swifer Eggmop, Clippr Borden and Salten Pepper.

[skorpia]

I'm just now learning there's a mini fandom for these bg upd8 trolls. They have names. Apparently the grub sweeper is Swifer Eggmop. The clipboard guy is Clippr Borden. The poor waiter guy is named Salten Pepper (you guys doomed him) And Kissem Babies and Blurry Ekstra. I mean...working with almost nothing is something this fandom is pretty good at, lmao I like Swifer and I might have to cosplay Salten.

[hs-kin]

Aesthetic for a Salten Pepper who was moirails with Swifer Eggmop and in a kismesis with Clippr Borden, requested by @puppysandrainbowsindeathtraps

[the-hs-backgroundigans]

Ok but how do you feel about Clippr and Borden?

Clippr AND Borden?? Well Clippr Borden is one troll, the clipboard one with sunglasses. I love him dearly OF COURSE, I'm actually the one who came up with that name :0

[kell-eramis]

Swifer Eggmop and Clippr Boardn hangin out? (Art request)

Here you are, anon!

[lukoslambro]

Just made a random OC while at work, so here they are:

Teal blood troll from Earth C, with a name that I haven’t figured out yet, but they have one that is equally ridiculous as the snapd8 background trolls.

Anyway, they go to a store and buy a brand new model of mop, made specifically for axilitrixes, and then puts a red bow on it. They then go down into the brooding caverns with the mop behind their back, and go to Swifer in the egg room. They then give the mop to Swifer, blushing profusely, as Clippr walks over to investigate. After the gushy redrom hugs subside, they open their bag, take out a ratty clip board, and proceed to make the bi-est chaos dunk known to the troll race. The target, you ask? Clippr Borden’s face.

The whole time, Kanaya is off in the distance in stern motherly approval of the inter-hemospectrum relationships forming before her.

[milkpropaganda]

Damnit

It’s 2 a.m. and I’m getting teary-eyed because of some homestuck trolls that are just such innocent smol beans and must be protected at all costs

[silver-tongues-blog]

Here’s some stuff I’ve doodled lately. I HC that clippr borden and swifer eggmop were twins raised by rose and kanaya

[clippr-borden-art-blog1]

I drew Clippr Borden from the Snapchat updates. I drew this using a mouse, but I’ve ordered a drawing tablet, so I should be able to make better artwork soon.

[the-hs-backgroundigans]

Hc: Clippr Borden starts his typing with [} so it looks like it's on a clipboard

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[burstmuffin]

hi! i saw your salten pepper drawing and it's so cute dearie me! lovely. anyway, if you want to, could you please draw swifer eggmop (she who mop the egg)? thank you!!

surprise second jade bean

[swifermopping]

swifer should mop clippr borden

[felinenthusiast]

anyways i love the absolutely ridiculous tiny homestuck subfandom that has gathered around the irrelevant background characters

[warriorofkungfu]

Why do I suddenly just want to make a Clippr Borden ask blog???

[swifereggmop]

SO the popular trolls are Swifer Eggmop, Salten Pepper, and Clippr Borden is catching up, assuming we get one more troll we can have a SBURB session (according to the laws of "four people is the default for a sburb session" notarized by every fan session ever)