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me when a customer asks why there's a funko pop with their likeness and full name that we refuse to sell to them
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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.
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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it
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she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons
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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"
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update on personal life stuff
got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous
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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like
WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???
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