#pepper grindr

[nectar-cellar]

OC Obscure Associations

thank you for the tag!! @descendantdragfi @elderwisp @treason-and-plot @holocene-sims lets ignore the fact that im super late to doing this 🤍

honestly i had to think ab these a lot i hope they make sense even tho they probably don't 💀

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ANIMAL: scared cold wet dog that was left out in the rain

COLORS: black

MONTH: december

SONGS: less than zero - the weeknd

NUMBER: 13

PLANTS: a small potted cactus

SMELLS: old books, gasoline, chlorine, the smell of grass and roads after the rain, sandalwood, smoke and leather

GEMSTONE: ruby and obsidian

TIME OF DAY: 3AM

SEASON: winter

PLACES: a late-night diner, an empty library

FOOD: chinese takeout, greasy cheesy pizza, falafel, instant ramen, fast food

DRINKS: black coffee, cans of redbull and monster, cheap beer, tequila, foul-tasting protein shakes

ELEMENT: earth

ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS: i'm honestly stumped by this one bc i'm not very well versed in astrology. what sign do u think he is

SEASONINGS: pepper, chili, cumin, cardamom, cinnamon, garlic, hot sauce

SKY: dawn

WEATHER: rainy, dreary, foggy days. a hot summer night. a snowy east coast winter.

MAGICAL POWER: mindreading / telepathy

WEAPONS: a metal baseball bat. brass knuckles. a small pistol.

SOCIAL MEDIA: twitter, letterboxd, an empty grindr profile

MAKEUP PRODUCT: he doesn't wear any but smudgy black kohl eyeliner and black nail polish are very him. maybe some glitter face paint too.

CANDY: chewing gum he bought from the corner store

METHOD OF LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL: plane (economy seats)

ART STYLE: a rough pencil sketch made in a notebook... also, not sure what u call it but that art style you see in older superhero comic books

FEAR: fear of abandonment

MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE: the griffin, or alternatively, a vampire with a moral dilemma

PIECE OF STATIONARY: wooden pencil

THREE EMOJIS: 🖤🙏🔥

CELESTIAL BODY: the moon 🥺🌙

[beardaddybison]

Finally you'd moved out of your dad's house. Finally you had a place without his overbearing presence. And finally you could have people over without his constant scrutiny. It helped that your roommate was never home, so when you made your Grindr account, you could smugly add that you could host.

Your inbox blows up immediately. You sort through all of the horny guys begging for a chance to fuck you, and settle on a few older men. You'd always had a thing for that salt and pepper look, the five o'clock shadow or even full beard, the big guys who could manhandle you of they wanted. One in particular stands out, though like many it has no profile picture.

He's engaging in conversation, which is rare, and seems kind and respectful. Not to mention that dick pic he sent; your mouth is already drooling. He tells you he's very much DL (not surprising) , and even asks you to wear a blindfold. Eventually, after sharing every filthy degenerate fantasy you've had, you get up the nerve to send your location.

He was very clear in his instructions (which turned you on even more, your cunt is practically dripping now). "I want you on your knees in front of your bed. Blindfold on, restraints on, and your mouth open. Understand?" You happily agreed. You found some restraints easy enough to slip on (and out of in case it didn't go well), your blindfold, and quickly stripped. By the time your front door opens, your blood is pumping.

You quickly get into position, blinded and restrained, and kneel down in front of your bed. Your door opens. Heavy footsteps walk up to you. He doesn't say anything, and you hear his zipper come undone. You happily open your mouth. Expecting a slow approach of his thick cock, you're taken by surprise by what he does next.

His cock, thick and hard and straining your jaw, is shoved into your mouth and against the back of your throat. He doesn't seem to care that you told him you were inexperienced with deepthroating. You try to make a noise of protest, but both of his hands grab your head and he thrusts forward. His thick cock presses into your throat and you try to suppress a gag. Maybe you should get out of these restraints so you can tap his leg or something.

"So my son's a cocksucking faggot, huh?"

Your heart plummets. You know that voice.

"Is this what you want, boy?"

You squirm, trying to shake your head, trying to dislodge the cock that's now almost fully down your throat. You sputter and drool, but his grip is strong.

"If you're going to be some dirty slut, then you're going to be mine," your dad says, thrusting the last bit of his cock past your lips and grinding your face against his bush. "No one else's. You understand?"

This is wrong. You're still in shock. Dad? How did he find you?

"That's a good boy," he says, patting your head, and you realize you're not trying to squirm away anymore. You haven't slipped out of your restraints. And... god... your cunt is throbbing.

"Now let Dad teach you how to be a good cocksleeve for me."

[goodnightmemes]

TIKTOK SENTENCE STARTERS PART 7

some of these are quotes from tiktok creators, and some are from various other forms of media that were popular audios/trends on tiktok

❛ I’ve slept with like 1/3rd of them. Some would call me a groupie. I would also call me a groupie. ❜

❛ What do you think about Celine Dion? Are you just done with her? ❜

❛ We can as a family just scroll through Grindr. ❜

❛ Oh no, someone’s driving by. Get small. ❜

❛ Is my butt juicy yet? I’m really looking for some instant gratification. ❜

❛ I can’t even control my emotions, how am I supposed to control a machine? ❜

❛ Who airdropped Markiplier!Jesus at the Shrek rave?! ❜

❛ The best way to get back at someone who wronged you is to live a happy life. But chemically I can’t do that. So I’m gonna fuck his dad. ❜

❛ I send my best emails unmedicated. ❜

❛ The mothman stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasent, West Virginia. ❜

❛ Bigfoot ate all the bottles out of my recycling bin and called my mom a slut. ❜

❛ The chupacabra keeps stealing packages off my front porch and sending my wife suggestive text messages.  ❜

❛ I don’t trust your physical therapist because she also said you move your hands like this and you get rid of ghosts.

❛ I see Gods law not as a restriction but as a challenge. Now give me the ranch! ❜

❛ Satan will have to dig deeper just to hold me! ❜

❛ We may be low income but we’re not low in c*m. ❜

❛ He says he only hangs out with you because there are more spiders in your house than average.  ❜

❛ I am the silliest of enemies to have. I will make powerpoints disparaging your character, and I will keep this bit going for a minimum of five years. ❜

❛ I will not be silenced by the mailman. ❜

❛ If God didn’t want me to commit fatherless behavior he should have given my mother better taste in men. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have things to do. ❜

❛ Bro, they bell peppered downtown. Bro. They bell peppered it. How could you bell pepper my downtown? Bro, they bell peppered me. Dude, I got bell peppered. ❜

❛ When you’re sitting there mixing ice cream into ramen you can’t help but think “what if this is a prank? what if they put that there just to see if they can get me to eat it?” ❜

❛ Here’s the thing: future me? Rich. I believe in her. That bitch is wealthy. Current me? Broke, but I’ve got free time and I’m healthy-ish. So I’m booking trips to faraway places on that bitches credit card, and I am / will be my own sugar mama. ❜

❛ It seems like nobody wants to dabble in the dark arts anymore. It’s all candle spells and rosemary. ❜

❛ The other day I tripped over a lemon hex and dislocated one of my chakras. Thank god for those Reiki healing classes I took at the YMCA. ❜

❛I just don’t understand this younger generation of witches anymore. I mean, if you’re not in a cemetery after midnight summoning the spirits of your dead ancestors to seek vengeance on your landlord for raising the rent, then what are you doing? ❜

[benihana-circumcision]

its kinda fukt thinkin abt the type of dude/genderneutral rapist or pest or sublegal loser that makes connections w the sole ulterior motive of sex cuz it's almost Never actually a matter of tru desire. or actually wanting to fuck some1 that bad. like it's not even driven by instinctual physiological libido or the rapeculture-mythologized Irresistible Male Hormonal Urges.... it's j a matrix of societally-encouraged compulsions, a calculation of vulnerabilities. like im sure if half of em breathed for a second and even had an Crumb of self-inquiry or self-doubt and thought "do i really want it that bad? is this worth it?" the answer would 100% be "nah i should just get a dr pepper and jerk off and/or jerk off into a doctor pepper" but it's like .... they see some1 they tjink they can Get Away With fucking or manipulating or disposing and they just hit the gas . Anyone can b vulnerable to this particular thoughtlessness btw. Like not as in being a victim but as in getting puppeteered by this pattern. Ik i personally have had to stop n think to hit the brakes before (not in like a sex criminal way but in like a 'surfing grindr and making moves just cuz i Think i Can Score rather than actually being that into the person' way)

[station26]

we need to add a feature to grindr where we can pepper spray men through the phone

[themculibrary]

Texting Masterlist

After the Tone (ao3) - bozuri (Poljupci) G, 1k

Summary: Peter sort of, kind of accidentally forgot his half-finished lab report at the Tower the other day. There began the tricky, convoluted and delicate process of trying to arrange for his report to be returned to him in a timely manner.

or: Nobody calls these days. Voicemails are (somehow) still a thing. And Tony is exasperated(ly fond) beyond belief.

All's Fair in Love and Basketball (ao3) - janonny steve/tony G, 1k

Summary: Tony is hiding in his workshop and his teammates are hassling him with text messages after a game of basketball with Steve goes wrong. Can’t a bunch of superheroes let a fellow superhero lick his injured pride in peace?

Beat That (ao3) - AuroraWest loki/stephen E, 2k

Summary: It's morning in New Asgard and the middle of the night in New York City, but that doesn't stop Loki and Stephen from having a…stimulating conversation via text, complete with photos.

Booty call (ao3) - Just_Bill steve/tony M, 3k

Summary: Tony inadvertently messages the wrong number, thinking he's chatting with someone he met on Grindr. It's Steve's luckiest break all week.

Crossing all the Lines (ao3) - Cobrafantasies sam/bucky E, 9k

Summary: Sexting, phone sex and the real thing. Sam and Bucky cross all the lines.

eat or be eaten (ao3) - TheSistersBread G, 1k

Summary: Accidentally messaging MJ when Tony Stark turns up in his apartment is the best mistake of Peter’s life.

OR

Peter trolls Tony Stark with his two enablers- I mean friends. Tony just doesn’t know what he did to deserve this.

Grilled (ao3) - cincoflex pepper/tony T, 975

Summary: Texts between two people on two different levels.

If You Need Me (ao3) - poetically_ordinary steve/tony, wanda/vision G, 1k

Summary: Steve doesn’t know what he was expecting fully when he sent Tony the letter and the phone, but it's safe to say that this wasn't it.

Lightbulb (ao3) - smol_bird peter/wade, background steve/tony T, 8k

Summary: wHY THE HELL ARE YOU TEXTING STRANGERS AT 2 AM WITH LIGHTBULB JOKES?!

I’ll do you one better: why the hell are you responding to strangers who text you at 2 am with lightbulb jokes?

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The one in which Peter Parker was brought up not to talk to strangers but does it anyway; and hey, it's not like it goes too badly.

No Place I Can Be (ao3) - tictactoesws steve/tony T, 2k

Summary: When Steve leaves at the end of the movie, Tony slips him a phone with his number programmed into it. A story of resolving issues through excessive texting and (eventually) Halloween costumes.

Peter Parker Is Night Monkey (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) (ao3) - vague_witchy_powers mj/peter, ned/betty G, 12k

Summary: The events of Spider-Man: Far From Home, as told through the text messages of Peter Parker and his friends.

While Peter has to save the world, navigate grief and stress and anxiety, and try to tell MJ how he feels... his classmates set out to prove that he is Spider-Man.

Mr. Harrington and Mr. Dell just want to get everybody home alive.

So Parker's a Stripper... (ao3) - VaguelyAnnoyedWriter T, 2k

Summary: The Academic Decathlon tries to figure out Peter’s secret. They come to the wrong assumption...

Telephone (Long Distance Love Affair) (ao3) - kiss_me_cassie clint/natasha T, 2k

Summary: I fucking love you! I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.

And the rest, as they say, was history...

Texting Gone Wild (ao3) - Sparcina loki/tony, steve/bucky E, 1k

Summary: Tony clicked on ‘Sent Messages’. There, just below that text to ‘Cap’, was…

1h55. Tony: God, Steve, I want Loki so much. Preferably on top, fucking me brainless. I don’t even mind if it hurts.

He had sent that goddamn message, he really had. But not to Steve. He shook his head, trying to shuffle the letters in some other order, but L, O, K, I didn’t form that many meaningful anagrams. Ikol? Okil? Loik?

“Fuck, fuck, fuck…” The irony was not lost on him. He was going to die tonight, thrown through another fucking window, because he was texting the wrong guy.

In which Tony texts his (lethal, godly) crush instead of his friend, and it's both a mistake and the best idea he's had in a very, very long time.

The Baffling Case of Theo G (ao3) - lcy2 N/R, 1k

Summary: spiderman: THERE ARE MULTIPLE QUICKSILVERS????????

scarletwitch: this is far more entertaining than expected

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short chat fic that’s exactly as self-indulgent as my other works.

think of me once in a while (ao3) - etoileslarmoyantes sam/bucky N/R, 1k

Summary: He sits on his couch and takes his phone out of his pocket. "11 new texts from Sam" is what the screen indicates. He takes a deep breath in and opens his message's app. -- or : after Steve died, Bucky secluded himself and Sam tries to be here for him nevertheless.

Where Your Heart Lies (ao3) - Shuufleur tony/bucky T, 2k

Summary: After the Accords, everything was a mess. Then Tony received a lot of files. Then he and Barnes were texting. Then things started to get better.

who needs sleep when you have family? (ao3) - starkskypines G, 3k

Summary: Mr. Stark had said that Peter wouldn’t be coming into Stark Industries on his spring break. He was a kid, he needed to live a little, or something like that. Peter didn’t know how to explain that going to Stark Industries was fun, so he agreed to not come in this week. So there shouldn’t be five missed text messages on his phone from Mr. Stark.

Peter opens those first as he wanders through the apartment toward the kitchen.

What do you think the life expectancy for cats would be on a world with a different gravity level? Like longer or shorter? We think too much gravity would be detrimental right? The daily wear and tear, but what if it’s not? What if it affects cats differently? Cats are weird little freaks. You can’t trust them. They’ll stab you in the back. But they’re also great cuddlers when they choose. Humph. Maybe I should start calling Natasha a cat.

Had Mr. Stark actually typed out the word “humph?” And did he just imply that the Black Widow is a cuddler?

or: Tony texts Peter while sleep-deprived. hilarity ensues.

works of modern art (ao3) - notcaycepollard sam/bucky E, 1k

Summary: About a minute after sending the text (you like what you see, sweetheart?) his phone vibrates.

why the fuck did you text me a picture of your dick, Barnes

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh fucking Christ, no.

holy shit i am so sorry, he sends hurriedly, wrong number i swear to god, we don’t have to talk about it or mention it ever again. for the love of god please don’t tell Steve.

no, man, we’re cool, Sam replies, and Bucky feels himself breathe, relax back a little against his pillows.

thanks, he types in. Thinks about what else to add, and while he’s hesitating, another text comes through from Sam.

you know, not that I’m criticizing or anything, but you can do better than that pic, Barnes.

Wrong But Right (ao3) - merelypassingtime clint/bucky T, 1k

Summary: In which Bucky receives a text from a wrong number and doesn’t mind at all.

[liminalmemories21]

🌙🌼🔽

I don’t understand technology and how the little pictures work lol, but these questions for Carlos, or for TK and Carlos together

Thank you!

(Sleep/ sex/ aging headcanon)

☾ - sleep

TK is the first person Carlos has ever slept with just to sleep with, not to have sex with. When TK started staying over the night Carlos had to learn a whole new bed etiquette. He wakes up the first couple of weeks at least once a night because TK has kicked him until he gives up some of the blankets, and shifts over to a side of the bed instead of sleeping in the middle. In turn he has to learn how to sleep with the noises of someone else next to him - TK doesn't snore exactly, but when he settles into sleep his breathing changes, and he talks in his sleep sometimes. Never anything that makes sense, although sometimes it sounds like a disjointed grocery list. Sometimes Carlos stays awake just so that he can listen to whatever random free association TK's brain is doing at 2am.

✿ - Sex

When he started sleeping with TK, Carlos would have said he's had enough sex to know what he likes and what he doesn't. He's hooked up with guys in clubs, and more rarely with guys from Grindr, he thought he understood his own body. But, TK's the first person who really takes the time to pay attention, to learn Carlos's body, to figure out his tells. TK ends up being a lot of firsts Carlos didn't know he had left to give someone. He ends up teaching Carlos how to enjoy his body in a way he didn't know he could.

∇ -. old age/aging

Carlos has met Owen, and he expects TK to be the one of them who freaks out when he finds his first grey hair, expects to find hair dye in the cupboard under the sink when he looks one day. But, TK's weirdly excited about it when Jonah gleefully points out the first few grey hairs when he comes to visit one summer. When he asks TK shrugs. "Never really expected to make it to old enough to have to worry about grey hairs. I kind of like the proof of life."

Carlos, on the other hand, hates it when the first grey start peppering his hair, threatens to shave it off more than once. But TK pouts, and threatens to withhold sex if Carlos cuts off the curls. Carlos is reasonably sure that TK wouldn't really be able to hold out that long, but he likes the way TK combs his fingers through Carlos's hair, twisting the curls between his fingers when they watch TK. And, he really likes the way TK pulls his hair when Carlos gets him too far gone to remember to be polite. So, he lives with the grey and puts up with the teasing from his sisters.

[lasesmed]

You know, I never imagined that 'sexually harassing people on grindr is bad' would be a wedge issue

There's a post series going around about the fact that you shouldn't send people unwanted dick pics and a bunch of people are apparently immediately reacting by saying that grindr is a hookup app, people should find another app, etc etc

Like, one, I go on grindr to find other trans people, because literally no other widely known apps for queer people exist here

Two, even if sending people explicit sexual images unprompted was fine, there is an option on grindr that says "don't send me explicit sexual images", and even with that turned on, I still get dozens of dickpics a day when I'm active on there, which is fucking bullshit

"Just block them" I DONT WANT TO SEE DICK PICS IN THE FIRST PLACE. it shouldn't be my fucking responsibility to block the hundreds of people going into my dms to show me their genitals, they shouldn't be sending them to me in the first place

If you go up to someone in real life and sexually harass them, are you gonna be surprised when you get pepper sprayed?

[morgue-xiiv]

I get on really well with my parents which has a sliiiight downside when we have a conversation like

d: "oh I couldn't find coarse ground pepper so I bought whole peppercorns."

m: "have we got a grinder?"

me: "oh don't worry I've got an app on my phone" *opens grindr* *noone gets it* *finally realises this is a conversation with my heterosexual parents* *closes grindr*

[beardaddybison]

Finally you'd moved out of your dad's house. Finally you had a place without his overbearing presence. And finally you could have people over without his constant scrutiny. It helped that your roommate was never home, so when you made your Grindr account, you could smugly add that you could host.

Your inbox blows up immediately. You sort through all of the horny guys begging for a chance to fuck you, and settle on a few older men. You'd always had a thing for that salt and pepper look, the five o'clock shadow or even full beard, the big guys who could manhandle you of they wanted. One in particular stands out, though like many it has no profile picture.

He's engaging in conversation, which is rare, and seems kind and respectful. Not to mention that dick pic he sent; your mouth is already drooling. He tells you he's very much DL (not surprising) , and even asks you to wear a blindfold. Eventually, after sharing every filthy degenerate fantasy you've had, you get up the nerve to send your location.

He was very clear in his instructions (which turned you on even more, your cunt is practically dripping now). "I want you on your knees in front of your bed. Blindfold on, restraints on, and your mouth open. Understand?" You happily agreed. You found some restraints easy enough to slip on (and out of in case it didn't go well), your blindfold, and quickly stripped. By the time your front door opens, your blood is pumping.

You quickly get into position, blinded and restrained, and kneel down in front of your bed. Your door opens. Heavy footsteps walk up to you. He doesn't say anything, and you hear his zipper come undone. You happily open your mouth. Expecting a slow approach of his thick cock, you're taken by surprise by what he does next.

His cock, thick and hard and straining your jaw, is shoved into your mouth and against the back of your throat. He doesn't seem to care that you told him you were inexperienced with deepthroating. You try to make a noise of protest, but both of his hands grab your head and he thrusts forward. His thick cock presses into your throat and you try to suppress a gag. Maybe you should get out of these restraints so you can tap his leg or something.

"So my son's a cocksucking faggot, huh?"

Your heart plummets. You know that voice.

"Is this what you want, boy?"

You squirm, trying to shake your head, trying to dislodge the cock that's now almost fully down your throat. You sputter and drool, but his grip is strong.

"If you're going to be some dirty slut, then you're going to be mine," your dad says, thrusting the last bit of his cock past your lips and grinding your face against his bush. "No one else's. You understand?"

This is wrong. You're still in shock. Dad? How did he find you?

"That's a good boy," he says, patting your head, and you realize you're not trying to squirm away anymore. You haven't slipped out of your restraints. And... god... your cunt is throbbing.

"Now let Dad teach you how to be a good cocksleeve for me."

[qnewsau]

Four teens arrested in Perth over 'sickening' Grindr attacks

New Post has been published on https://qnews.com.au/four-teens-arrested-in-perth-over-sickening-grindr-attacks/

Four teens arrested in Perth over 'sickening' Grindr attacks

Four teenage boys have been arrested over a series of “sickening” alleged assaults and robberies of gay men lured via Grindr in Perth.

WA Police allege that two separate attacks occurred when the group of boys used Grindr to lure men to vacant land near a park in the southern Perth suburb of South Lake.

The accused allegedly posed as a man on Grindr to lure their victims to the remote location.

Police allege when the men arrived, they were confronted by a group of males armed with crowbars, machetes, pepper spray and other weapons.

It’s alleged that the group also threw rocks at one man’s vehicle as he tried to escape, while the second victim’s car was stolen, and he was left with a large laceration to his arm.

On Thursday (September 19), two boys, aged 15 and 16, appeared in Perth Children’s Court on Thursday and were remanded in custody over the attacks.

Police later also charged a 16 and a 17-year-old, both from Hamilton Hill, over the same incidents.

Detectives alleged the boys hurled homophobic slurs at the victims during the alleged assaults, which the boys allegedly filmed on their phones and posted to social media.

It’s understood the police are still searching for three additional suspects.

Prosecutors alleged in the Children’s Court on Thursday the attacks were “hate crimes” and “targeted, premeditated offending.”

The judge denied the first two teen boys bail over the “very, very serious” alleged offences. They were remanded in custody.

Image: WA Police

Police appeal for information on Grindr assaults

WA Police say they’re continuing their inquiries and have appealed for any other potential victims to come forward.

Anyone with information should contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or report online via www.crimestopperswa.com.au.

Contact police on 131 444, or report the information via the Safe2Say online reporting platform.

“We take this behaviour extremely seriously and there is no place for this kind of targeted violence in our community,” Detective Inspector Matt Froude said.

“While incidents of this nature are rare, we treat them with the utmost seriousness. We encourage victims to come forward so we can investigate.

“Anyone engaging in this kind of behaviour should expect WA Police officers to come through their door.”

Detective Inspector Froude said dating app users should exercise caution to ensure their safety.

“If you arrange to meet with someone over a dating app, meet in a public, well-lit place with plenty of people around,” he said.

“Let your family and friends know where you are going and who you are arranging to meet.

“Some of these apps have built-in safety features that allow you to share your live location with trusted contacts for added security during meet-ups.”

The 15-year-old and 16-year-old accused will return to court next week.

‘Hope the book is thrown at these people’

WA Premier Roger condemned the “insidious” and “sickening” attacks.

“What a horrible way for someone to perpetrate a crime in Western Australia,” he said.

“Not only to undertake that activity, but to conspire to undertake that activity. I hope the book is thrown at those people. These are sickening acts.

“We want Western Australia to be a peaceful inclusive and safe place for everyone to live. There is no room for that sort of activity.”

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[journal-69]

05/27/2024

12:50 pm, the sky is grey, slightly breezy and I can hear the birds chirping through my open window. I woke up slowly, spent a while scrolling through my senseless feeds, and then rose to make breakfast. For the start of summer, I have an overwhelming sense of gratitude and love. I'm excited by the prospects of my life and the way this year has led me. To be honest this summer I think my motto will be friends, lovers, and enemies... and by that I mean I'm feeling like it's the summer of the slut.

Yesterday I hooked up with two boys, both quite fun and very different. I started by meeting the first at Saratoga park and we walked through BedStuy, It was such a beautiful day how could one not be swept up in the lust and sex of the new summer air. We talked about careers, life, and our disconnections to heritage. he moved back home to Connecticut to work a job and comes down for the weekends. I told him he should stay with friends and lovers, and thus we became the latter. We kissed in the tall grasses of Saratoga and then came back to mine, listened to Erotica by Madonna, and fooled around till he had to make his way home. After that, I cooked up eggplant and peppers and then went to the park to meet a friend. A new friend and one I'm deeply fascinated by. We talked about his music, hopping the turnstile, and how he had been harassed by the cops a couple weeks prior. We sat till the sun began to set and then parted ways.

After coming home, getting into bed, and watching a show I went on Grindr to find a boy I'd been talking to for a long time was online and finally, we made it happen. He lives just across the block so I made my way over there and we immediately got onto each other. He looked deeply into my eyes as he was inside me. In the background, live cams from around the world were projected on the wall and alt-rock played. After we finished we talked about everything, jobs, life, and our hate for social media. He commented on my tattoos and I discovered the only place he had them was on his head. I'm intrigued to know him more, there is a rawness to the way he expressed himself and the way he has found himself. The conversation flowed naturally in between we wrapped ourselves around each other'. After a while, I finally left and came home, showered to scrub the sweat and cum off my body and wash away the day. I ended the night with a cup of herbal tea to balance my vata energy and watched a show till I fell asleep.

Today will be spent in my own world. I need to work on centering my actions around finding a new job as the summer is beginning and I need to really find a consistent form of income. In about two weeks I will have a studio, which means many more expenses that I will have to pay. I'm excited and proud of myself for pushing my energy towards things that deeply align with how I want to live my life. After years of sticking to stability and barely scraping by I am excited to work on fulfilling projects, and with that will come absolute abundance.

With that, we part ways and hopefully begin my day now.

[themculibrary]

Smutty AU’s Masterlist

Links Last Checked: April 13th, 2024

Ain't No Rest for the Wicked (ao3) - Kellyscams steve/bucky E, 305k

Summary: Steve's just moved back to Brooklyn after spending ten years in California trying to make a life for himself as an artist right after high school. Having escaped to the other side of the country following the sudden death of his mother, Steve feels guilty about abruptly leaving all his friends for so long, unfulfilled, scared and nervous about started college at his age, and unbelievably lonely. So when he meets Bucky Barnes, a young sex-worker, at a bar the night before his first day of classes, temptations might be too high to resist.

One night paying for sex with the most sinfully gorgeous guy is nothing to brag to the papers about, huh?

S'not like he'll ever see him again anyway...

...Right?

Bad in the Blood (ao3) - thelittlestpurplecat steve/bucky E, 90k

Summary: Bucky Barnes leads a charmed life. As the son of the most powerful, and arguably most dangerous man in Brooklyn, all he had to do was want something, and it was his. People fell over themselves to garner a little favor from him, and his family; that is, until Steve Rogers.

Bucky finds himself drawn to the prickly little nothing of a kid who dared to turn him down, but the set up is far from perfect. Steve's family has gotten in the mob's bad graces, and Bucky find himself torn between family loyalties, and the boy who make him, for the first time, feel something for someone other than himself.

between wanting and needing (ao3) - snarkymuch bucky/steve/tony E, 123k

Summary: An abused sub, a traumatized switch, and gentle dom come together to heal. This is their story.

Call Boy (ao3) - L1av steve/bucky E, 149k

Summary: Bucky Barnes was skyrocketing through promotions at his advertising firm. Now, a partnership position is opening and if Bucky wants to see his name on the building, he needs to impress not only Mr. Tony Stark, but his wife Pepper. To do this, it takes a team, a couple to be exact. Bucky asks his ex-wife Natasha to set him up with the perfect girl, blonde, tall, thick thighs and huge tits, but with the personality that’ll get Pepper all smiles.

What Bucky gets? Tall, blonde, thick thighs…and a penis. Can this male escort pretend to not only be Bucky’s fiance but also impress Pepper enough to win Bucky the promotion? Is he going to impress Bucky enough to get him to sleep with him?

Steve loves working for his tip.

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend (ao3) - camichats wanda/tony E, 14k

Summary: Wanda ends up as Tony Stark's sugar baby to help get her through college. Getting into that relationship was the last thing she expected and falling in love came as a surprise to both of them.

Gets Me (ao3) - ClaraxBarton bucky/clint E, 8k

Summary: During an Avengers debriefing, Clint strikes up a conversation with an attractive stranger. On Grindr.

Gimme Sugar (ao3) - geneticallydead steve/bucky E, 10k

Summary: Bucky wants to be Steve's sugar baby, and isn't exactly shy about it.

Hate doesn't even describe it (ao3) - elcapitan_rogers steve/natasha E, 153k

Summary: Steve hated Natasha. Natasha hated Steve. Everything was fine until their parents decided to fuck shit up for them...

Kick Off Your Sunday Shoes (ao3) - leiascully natasha/steve M, 38k

Summary: Natasha thought it was a shame that Steve had never been dancing (among other things).

Las Vegas (ao3) - elcapitan_rogers steve/natasha E, 219k

Summary: Steve was freaking out over his own wedding and the gang decided to take him to Las Vegas to unwind him.

Omega Interrupted (ao3) - pandafish steve/bucky E, 80k

Summary: Bucky isn't a normal omega. He hasn't hit his first proper heat yet, but still it feels like he's in an almost constant state of heat. His sexual dysfunction causes the omega boarding school where he goes to send him to a clinic meant to deal with this stuff - a massive brick mansion in the middle of the beautiful woods. When Dr Steve Rogers, expert in omega medicine, sees Bucky however he's perplexed. He's never seen an omega with this particular problem before, especially not in someone so young.

So Steve decides to take him in, and since he doesn't quite know how to treat him, he just needs to experiment. And soon Bucky finds himself spending his days strapped to a chair or bench being subjected to all kinds of pleasurable machines and medical treatments by a very handsome alpha doctor...

Omega Services: Rut Assistant (ao3) - roe87 steve/bucky E, 175k

Summary: Bucky and his family are in desperate need of money so he signs himself up to Omega Services, essentially agreeing to rent out his body to an alpha in return for a substantial amount of cash.

As it happens, male omegas are in high demand and Bucky gets assigned a cushy corporate gig. He is now the omega of some hotshot special agent in a secretive government agency.

Bucky doesn't know much about his new alpha, Commander Rogers, but that doesn't matter. Bucky's job and sole purpose now is to wait at home for his alpha with his legs spread, and make sure his alpha is satisfied.

Surely that won't be too difficult?

Proprietary Information (ao3) - notlucy steve/bucky E, 85k

Summary: Okay, so Bucky Barnes has a crush on Steve Rogers. The guy’s gorgeous, talented and, oh yeah, the Chief Design Officer of the biggest tech company in the world. In other words: he’s so far out of Bucky’s league that he might as well be in a different stratosphere.

Salt, Sweat, Sugar (ao3) - RockSaltAndRoll steve/bucky E, 12k

Summary: Bucky has worked for the Adult Entertainment Industry for a couple of years now while he sees himself through college. The money is good, the people are great and the sex is awesome - altogether it’s great fun. It gets better the day he gets paired up with new guy Steve Rogers who is just about the cutest barely legal twink that Bucky has ever seen in his life.

Sugar Sweet (ao3) - ColorCoated steve/bucky E, 173k

Summary: College Student Bucky finds himself immediately attracted to Steve. He knows that Steve's a bit older than him, and that Steve himself is put off by the age difference. . . But that doesn't stop Bucky from wanting to climb him like a tree. AKA a Sugar Daddy AU that no one was asking for.

Take It From Me (ao3) - castiowl steve/bucky E, 41k

Summary: After a disastrous break up with Brock, Steve is looking to drown his feelings at a bar. Instead, he finds a rakish stranger and decides to take him home. It’s a no-strings-attached, one-night stand, a way to forget all the shitty things Brock made him feel. The stranger is leaving the country anyway, so Steve may as well take advantage of the opportunity for anonymous rebound sex. Steve’ll never see him again, right?

A lot can change in three years.

That Moment Divine (ao3) - synonym4life steve/bucky, bucky/ofc E, 61k

Summary: “‘S okay. It don’t have to mean nothing,” Bucky said, trying to convince himself as much as Steve. “‘S just rutting. Just a bit of rutting.”

His lips were so dry, his mouth too, and his throat, but the rest of his body felt like hot languid liquid was flowing through it. Steve swallowed, licked his lips. Maybe Steve’s mouth was dry too?

One hot summer, when Bucky and Steve are fifteen, the line between their friendship and something new that Bucky can’t quite name blurs. It is only years later that the line disappears completely and Bucky can finally put a name to that something.

Ties That Bind (ao3) - Not_You bruce/tony, steve/thor, clint/natasha E, 6k

Summary: A high school AU set in a D/s universe.

[benicebefunny]

Sizzling hot take: as of s2, there is as much canonical "evidence" for Beard and Nathan being queer as there is for Colin.

Fandom just isn't too interested in exploring the queerness of characters who fall outside of (racist, fatphobic, cissexist) beauty norms.

[soontobecyborg]

Exactly! They’re too shady for him to sleep with but why waste a resource?

Do you think Guillermo steals his holy water for fighting vampires from those little basins catholic churches have at the entrance to dip your germy fingers in

[wanderyears]

a (modern) OFMD rec list

or, do it again, but make it *au*

a small adventure by gangnamstiles @sassygwaine “So, you’ve seen the Stede Bonnet shit,” Jack says, plunking down his tankard and straddling the stool.

“See, you all keep saying ‘shit’. That’s so vague. Be specific for fuck’s sake,” Edward says, locks his phone and tosses it on the table in front of him.

“This pompous little amateur had the nerve to ask for a review on his new podcast,” Izzy spits the word like that’s not what they’re doing.

had we lived by nasri Izzy is always the first one to arrive at the pub, signing off on shipments and taking stock, and if Edward shows up it will be just before last call, when Izzy is dead on his feet and can’t say no to a single thing. Truthfully, though, he rarely can.Every day starts and ends exactly the same way, until a particularly chatty history professor begins sharing his morning commute.

like a flower in bloom, how the ink flows over your skin by changethecircumstances Stede finds that being a convicted felon makes job searching near impossible when the owner of a flower shop takes pity on him and gives him a job. It starts as just Stede fulfilling the requirements of his parole. He certainly didn't agree to the offer with the thought the business and the people around it would change his life.

squid-life crisis by nerbert Ed begins to tell fun facts to the strange fancy man who visits the aquarium each day.

dealt a soft hand by mintly @mintly “Are you sure you’re not married?” Stede swallows. Something is tickling the back of his mind, a memory or dawning realization or the hangover exasperated by the flashing lights of Las Vegas spilling onto the disheveled bed. Stede pulls at his left glove, alarm coiling in his gut.

Ed snorts in amusement. “Yeah I’m sure. I think I’d remember if I got hitched.”

“Would you?” Stede says shakily. He holds his hand between them. Around his ring finger is a band matching Ed’s exactly. Brand new, without a single scratch on it, golden and lovely.

we should just kiss (like real people do) by al_ex_an)d_er_hamiltons @al-ex-an-d-er-hamiltons “I mean, I can read a little.” Ed continued, his tone defensive, setting his books down and throwing himself into the chair beside Stede. “The basics, you know. C-A-T is cat, whatever. But big words trip me up, and sometimes the letters get blurry and move around the page.” Ed ran a hand through his hair, clearly frustrated. Stede watched as Ed tried to gather his thoughts, unable to keep himself from admiring his dark eyes and long, salt-and-pepper hair.

“And when is the exam?”

“In four weeks,” Ed said miserably, slumping over the table.

“Ah,” Stede murmured. “Well, we’d better get started then, eh?”

clean slated state by justkeeptrekkin @justkeeptrekkin Stede is ready to 'get back out there' after his divorce, but he's more than a little bit intimidated by the concept of online dating. After a series of truly terrible first dates, he's close to giving up on love altogether. Perhaps he's too old for all this Grindr nonsense.

And then, along comes a bartender called Edward Teach.

on an aisle in the sun by macbetha @macbetha When Stede formed Lighthouse Wedding Planning, LLC, the last event he imagined himself organizing was his ex-wife’s wedding to her long-standing boyfriend, Doug.

then the smilin’ starts to hurt by bayaningbituon Ed is trying to relax on the beach, and gets interrupted by two kids and their handsome dad.

this tired world could change by gangnamstiles @sassygwaine One summer day, two unlikely paths cross in the alley behind Bonnet Group’s towering skyscraper: Stede is at the end of his rope, and Ed’s just taking a smoke break. Of course, after they’ve become inseparable, Ed’s past catches up to him as Stede tries to find a way out of his own obligations, and the solace they’ve found in each other is threatened.

i wanna take you (to a gay bar) by tenely He was honestly quite flattered the fellow had messaged him, despite the circumstances. Too bad he’d have to let him down. Since this wasn’t Stede’s kind of thing. He was only on the app as the result of a prank, after all, even though he couldn’t see the humor in it for the life of him.

awake and unafraid by animosities Five times Ed borrows something of Stede's and one time Stede borrows something from Ed.

or:

There’s a man in Ed’s poetry seminar who equally baffles and intrigues him. 

kiss my lipstick on by vera_dragonmuse @dragonmuse Ed stumbles into a drag bar, then a relationship. He might as well fall into a fresh understanding of himself while he's at it.