#clint no One GAF 💔💔💔💔

[celorangeine]

ur one of the og townie lovers so can u give townie headcanons pleazee

thank you... 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔨 𝔶𝔬𝔲... 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾... i am so glad to have owned that title. i have SO. so so much to say about them they're my favs

- Gurney might look like the old fart but Edgar and Omar are the true grandpas of the Townies. I #know they talk about how good life was back then (like 2 years ago) and boast about how everything was better and easier (to rob) without all these technology bullshit 😒

- because they're all broke I'd like to think they all have to fit into a van together to go somewhere. and EVERYONW has to go because they're not wasting any of this gas. you wouldn't get any privacy except for Edgar (driver), Gurney (passenger princess ❤️), and Zoe (only girl)

- Edgar would listen to the oldest Spanish songs ever in the radio. and Gurney is passionate in music he'd be so confused as to why Edgar never explores any other music genre

- idk what a hideout looks like but imagine there r bedrooms n stuff. all of them are gonna have to have roommates and only Edgar and Zoe have their own rooms 😜

- Leon is the sanest person in the group. and it's such a low bar because Leon is Not that good too. I think he's too lazy to do ANYTHINH. if there's something crazy going on he wouldn't even gaf he'd continue watching tv or something. it's autism you guys

- Clint and Otto r partners in crime guys #TRUSTME. they're both patients in the asylum and they always hang out with each other there because they don't wanna be with the other losers. with the amount of time stuck together they plan on how they're gonna escape the asylum n everything. and now bc they're so used to doing stuff with each other they still plan on doing stuff together outside of the asylum

- Duncan Ohhhwww ohhh Duncan 💔💔💔😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭 I feel like he's the baby of the group. he's the only one other than Zoe (I think( that's still under 18 so everyone is wary everytime he plans to do something

- this is pretty much canon but Duncan likes a LOT of nerdy stuff like grottos & gremlins and used to get bullied for it so he's lowkey in front of the townies. he tries to really point out how Cool these things are and that they're missing out but he doesn't need to do allthat because the Townies wouldn't gaf

- I think they'd sometimes indulge in grottos & gremlins and Duncan gets so happy. Jerry turns out to love the game too and he and Duncan do the most intense crazy sessions ever

- u know how some of the Townies had probably been made fun of in Bullworth which eventually somewhat led to them quitting the school. I think pranking the people they hate becomes like a comfort activity or something. Duncan is sad and Leon goes up to him saying, "You wanna go egg Davis? comeonnnn you know u want to 😊😜"

- I think all of them have the same mindset as Jimmy where they really Don't gaf about gender when flirting or whatever. Gurney is successful with women but guess what. he's successful with men too #YIPPEE

- Gurney is such and old ass man how is he even in here. I think Edgar and Omar formed the Townies clique but Gurney was also just there from the beginning because Idk. he looked after them. I do still think Gurney is still young but he just looks so OOLLDDDD😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

- Zoe sometimes scares the shit out of the Townies because she's xtremely direct with the stuff she says. that fit or beard or haircut looks bad?! she's saying it. the guys would beat around the bush but she won't 😜

- I don't think Zoe is as close with the guys 😢☹️💔. they're friends that acts more like siblings but Zoe wouldn't talk about everything with them unlike the other guys do. I feel like it's because she's interested in so many other things the guys aren't that knowledgeable of and probably not looking forward to. like punk music. feminist theory (that is based on a headcanon I saw of Zoe I saw months ago I forgot from who😢). etc. also another reason y I think Zoe probably has done a lot of literary analysis essay stuff. or whatever the hell u call that. she is Lying when she says she only reads books when she's bored guys trust me guys

- I think the Townies have a pet. like at least one pet that's a cat or a dog that's been through shit. it doesn't have an official name but Zoe always calls it assface or titty or fatass or something so the other guys do too

- edit. Edgar & Gurney are childhood best friends. heh... yeahw hastag acidburn