#clint heckler

[thevdova-archive]

This would be a cool way to die.

► GENERAL INFORMATION

FULL NAME & ALIAS: yelena belova (  Елена Белова ) / black widow CURRENT TEAM(S): thunderbolts PREVIOUS ALIASES: n/a AGE: 25-30 SPECIES: human MULTIVERSAL ORIGIN: earth-199999 ( mcu )

GENDER IDENTITY: she/they SEXUALITY: nobody’s business NATIONALITY: russian ETHNICITY: white

► APPEARANCE

FACE CLAIM: florence pugh SPECIAL / RECOGNIZABLE FEATURES: sterilization scar / scar on thigh from tracker HAIR COLOR: blonde EYE COLOR: green ACCENT: russian CURRENT COSTUME: from the upcoming thunderbolts movie

► BACKGROUND

CURRENT HOME: new york, new york PAST OCCUPATION: black widow assassin CURRENT OCCUPATION: thunderbolt / contract killer SNAP STATUS: blipped

► RELATIONS

SIBLING(S): natasha romanoff ( adopted sister ) PARTNER(S): none CHILDREN: none / can’t have PARENT(S): alexei shostakov & melina vostokoff ( adopted parents)

► HEADCANONS/FUN FACTS

could hide her russian accent like natasha did, but chooses not to

favorite food is pasta with siracha / green beans

favorite color is yellow

favorite song is “american pie”

has a dog named fanny

still works on freeing widows in addition to her thunderbolts assignments

after natasha died, yelena went through her stuff and found her vest. it’s her most prized possession now.

has forgiven clint barton and the two stay in touch

also stays in touch with kate bishop, as she has a soft spot for her

is adamant she’ll never be a “poser” like natasha but is at times

weapons: black widow batons / widows bites / combat knife / throwing knives / glock 26 / heckler & kosh p30 / heckler & kosh xm25

► WANTED CONNECTIONS

alexei shostakov (mcu) -- yelena’s insufferable adopted father who is on her team. she loves him

melina vostokoff (mcu)-- adopted mother. she also loves her.

[madraynesims]

Division 47 townies from The Sims 2 PSP recreated for The Sims 3

Since I started playing The Sims 3 Strangetown, I noticed there were a few Sims missing that I'd like to have. I recreated the four Division 47 guards; Jane Koch, Clint Heckler, Winnie Chester and Sten Luger. I also made the two Division 47 scientists; Red Sands and Cristian Allard.

Red, Cristian, Winnie and Sten's everyday outfit is custom content.

I've never shared Sims from the sims 3 before. The download includes sims3pack files, which is to be installed via launcher. Let me know if there's a problem or if I should be sharing differently.

Downloads: For The Sims 3 - SFS | Patreon

[rurpleplayssims]

Clint: Have you seen General Sten today?

Jane: I believe he’s with General Winnie off base.

Clint: Are you fucking him?

[tank-grunt]

Nervous joined the military... for some reason! Veteran’s discounts, maybe?

[chrisnewbie]

“Pardon me, solider. I’m supposed to meet a couple scientists here?”

“My name is Vidcund Curious. Doctor Curious, actually,” he extended his arm.

“Uh, hello doctor--”

“Vidcund!” Red Sands greeted from afar. “Don’t worry, Heckler. He’s with me.”

[grimbunnies]

Division 47 Gameplay Highlights

Red speculates with Dr. Beaker that the best way to study aliens would be to have a specimen, preferably one young enough to keep under control.

Clint answers a prank phone call to the base. Strangely enough, the military technology can’t trace the call.

[kamiiri]

He tried to resist, but the soldiers were far too strong for him to break away from them. This didn’t stop him from trying to land a few punches here and there, but his fight ended when a familiar scientist approached him with a syringe.

“Hold him.”

[simsdrymming]

Division 47-Round 1

Winnie: I think the Smiths want nothing to fo with us at this point. What with the failed setup that General Grunt had set up…

Sten: We need another plan; another way to get the perfect specimen for our work. It’s not like any of the already present aliens here would WILLINGLY volunteer…

Winnie: That’s why we need to get a younger specimen. One with no will of their own…

Sten: How exactly do you plan on going around that?

Winnie: By getting one of us abducted and impregnated of course!

Sten: That sounds absolutely brilliant Winnie, you’ve outdone yourself!

Winnie: i think with Cristian’s eager to please nature, he’d be the perfect volunteer; not to mention his genes would help breed a gentle beast.

Red: Cristian, you’ve been acting rather strange lately. And you missed work. Plumbob Inc wouldn’t like it if they knew. I covered for you best i could but i need to know what’s going on…

Cristian: Nothing’s wrong Red..

Red: Just because I’m the new guy with less experience doesn’t mean you could hide stuff from me. I know about the Alien obsession crap going on in base. I know our jobs are just a ploy for the town fools. But i need to know more!!

Cristian: All in due time Red… Sten needs to be the one to tell you. You still need to earn his trust by climbing a few ranks…

Red: This doesn’t explain to me your absence or why you’re constantly wiping that toilet clean. You smell like detergent, Mate!

Cristian: (Sigh) I cant-

Red: Then I’ll figure out this shit on my own!

Red: Officer Jane! Wait up!

Jane: What’s up Red, everything alright?

Red: All’s great. I wanted to congratulate you and Officer Clint on the new relationship progression. Hope that’s going well?

Jane: it is…?Red: You guys wouldn’t be planning on getting married or anything anytimr soon right?Jane: What?Red: you know? The next step? And kids? I don’t know how tolerant Sten would be on that but…

Jane: No Red, we don’t have any of that on our horizons anytime soon. We have way too much going on here right now to consider it!

Red: What do you mean? All we do is run tests on the environment and water for pollution while trying to maintain a garden house with as little water as possible in hopes of restoring some greenery in this desert-land.

Jane: And you expect me to believe you believe that Red? Clever ploy you got there. You almost got me. Except you didn’t really. If you want some information try not being so awkward and out of place to begin with?

Red: I hate being left in the dark!!

Jane: my parents always thought I’d end up unemployed with a rent so high i’d come back begging them for help and money! you know, being raised by militants and all.. they wanted me to be a militant housewife… train at dawn and cook at noon. Dressing up in little dresses and shoving dolls in my hands to play house. Hell no. I razed those dolls’ hair off and made them my hostages!!

Clint laughs at that.

Clint: that sounds pretty brutal! Why not shave off your hair now that you’re free of their control?

Jane: Too girly? Maybe i should?Clint: I’m joking! I love your hair. It smells like jasmines.

That’s when Jane pulled him in for a kiss

Winnie: WHAT is going on in here? Hiding away in the research storage rooms. You officers are expected to be on Patrol!! You know how important the next few months are about to turn out!

Jane: General Winnie! We were just…

Winnie: going off to patrol i hope! I don’t want to see you two slacking off! You know just how easily i can have you two relocated!

Clint: General Winnie i don’t think the situation warrants-

Winnie: Don’t tell me what to say or do Officer Heckler! I say, you do! What you teo do in your free time is of your own accord. But i don’t want to see any of you sneaking around getting doe-eyed on the job! Capicce?

Clint and Jane: Yes ma’am!

Jane: Damn General Chester is being more uptight than usual…

Clint: Jane, you know how important this operation we’re setting up is.

Jane: Speaking of, has Red tried pestering you about the whole Cristian situation?Clint: No…?

Jane: He’s getting real sus. I don’t know how well he would take Sten picking Cristian over him. I mean he’s new but still…

Clint: I think it’s none of our business and if anyone is listening in on us right now we’d be in major trouble…

Jane: HAHAHA- major… ouh sorry!

Jane: Excuse me? Did nobody tell you that red is the worst color to wear at a military base? Might as well be walking around with a bull’s eye on yout torso!

Kimberly: Excuse me?

Jane: Who are you anyway and what are you doing in this room. It’s off limits. Officers only!

Kimberly: I’m the new mechanic. Lots of machines with so little maintenance. Sten hired me.

Jane: Did he now? And did he tell you nothing of the dress code?Kimberly: not from what i could recall… if you have a problem with it i suggest you take it up with him… Janet. You ARE Janet right?

Jane: How… how did you know that?

Kimberly: Well i read you guy’s résumés of course! To get a glimpse on who everyone at the base is. I know what we’re running here and i needed some extra help putting everyone in place up here. (Points to head)

Jane: Well Kimberly, i guess you don’t need the help settling in or getting a tour now

Jane knew she won that exchange when Kimberly looked at loss for words and looked outside to see Sten coming in from work.Maybe she hadn’t won this round.

Winnie: Kimberly! You seem to have settled quite nicely. How was the road up here? Not too hard i hope?

Kimberly: Strangetown IS hard to get to i must admit… Who’s this?

Winnie: This is Red Sands. He’s one of our scientists. He will be showing you around the lab tomorrow. Showing you where your desk will be and what tasks you’ll be working on.

Kimberly: He looks awfully deep in slumber…

Winnie: Well Red is a little too nosy. We had to put him to sleep by force. We can’t have him being insomniac and tired when there’s work to be done!

Jane: … right

The time for the baby to be born had arrived. Cristian was over the moon nervous about it. But it seemed so smooth. The creature seemed to find its way out of Cristian with little effort.

It was only when he held the helpless being in his arms and with his knowledge driven comrades cheering him on in the background did he realise this baby was too soft and vulnerable. And it was only for a split second that he thought: What had i done? 

But it was too late.

[ifeelbetterer]

mendacity17 replied to your post: thoughts on Avengers: Endgame

Nodding so, so many times over. My heart bleeds Stucky. But damn if I’m not happy there was Steggy at this end (because I, too, pictured his end SO MUCH WORSE). AND Clint and Nat friendship was so perfect.

RIGHT?! I was really expecting him to die in a heroic sacrifice that did nothing but inspire others to do shit. Like....I thought for real that his death was going to be the motivation to get the second act done. And that would have fucking SUCKED SO HARD. This way, he gets to even still be in future shit as a grumpy old heckler to superheroes and let me tell you, THATS the job Steve Rogers was born to do. 

[junker-town]

NASCAR mailbag: Why Danica Patrick was wrong to confront hecklers

Plus, assessing the many notables who’ve yet to win a race this season, and if Dale Earnhardt Jr. is now in must-win mode to make the playoffs after another frustrating finish.

Each week SB Nation's NASCAR reporter Jordan Bianchi answers your questions about the latest news and happenings within the sport. If you have a mailbag question, email jordanmbianchi@gmail.com.

With Ryan Blaney being the ninth winner already this season, do you think we end up having more than 16 different drivers winning during the regular season and someone missing the playoffs even with a win?

--Chris

Factoring in the list of prominent names who are proven winners though still winless this season (Kyle Busch, Denny Hamlin, Kevin Harvick and Matt Kenseth), young stars on the cusp of breaking through (Chase Elliott, Erik Jones and Daniel Suarez), competitive veterans (Clint Bowyer and Jamie McMurray), two wildcard races in the form of a restrictor-plate track (Daytona) and a road course (Watkins Glen), it’s conceivable the entire 16-driver playoff field is filled out by regular season winners.

But if you’re wondering if it’s probable, the answer is no. What’s likely to occur is a few of those who’ve already been victorious will win again, while it would shock no one if the currently winless Busch or Harvick each scored multiple victories in the remaining 12 regular season races. Also, there tends to be a big name or two each year who for whatever reason fails to reach victory lane, and based off the names above there are no shortage of candidates this year.

It’s also worth noting that though it may seem like an inordinate number of winners through 14 races, it’s actually in line with what’s transpired in each of the past three years. There were nine different winners a year ago, and 10 in 2014 and 2015.

Can we be done with Danica? She’s doesn’t do anything on the track and now she’s telling off fans who only wanted an autograph.

--Cassie

Without question it was not a good look for Patrick, who’s experienced a frustrating year where she found herself unexpectedly without a primary sponsor, success has continued to be fleeting, and her future has come in doubt. All which likely contributed to her outburst last weekend.

Where Patrick really crossed a line was by saying it’s not her job to sign autographs, a disingenuous statement considering the backbone of racing is sponsorship that turns drivers into corporate spokespeople. While Patrick may not believe she needs to sign autographs, her sponsors almost assuredly think the opposite and expect her to interact with the public on their behalf.

In hindsight, she could’ve saved herself substantial grief if instead of lecturing fans about their decorum and proclaiming how she doesn’t have time to sign autographs, she would’ve either taken that same time to accommodate those who wanted her signature, or just flat ignored the jeers. To her credit, she admitted as much in an interview with The Associated Press on Wednesday.

"In a perfect world, I would have never walked over there and I'd have just kept going," Patrick told the AP. "That's mostly what I do, every single day, if someone boos me, is you just keep walking.

"But every now and again they just catch you in a moment. And I had a moment."

It happens. Everyone has bad days. Unfortunately for Patrick, hers came in front of someone who was recording it so the world could see.

There’s no way Dale Earnhardt Jr. makes the playoffs without a win, right? Looking at the standings, I don’t see any other way he gets in and that bothers me because it’s not how I wanted his final season to end.

--Dave

Sitting 133 points behind Logano for the final provisional playoff spot is a deficit Earnhardt will be challenged to erase based on his current performance that’s seen him record six finishes of 30th or worse in 14 races. Even with the availability of bonus points through the multi-stage format, too much would have to happen in Earnhardt’s favor for him to obtain a playoff berth via points.

In all likelihood, if Earnhardt’s final full season is to end with a shot at a first-ever championship, he will need to win somehow, someway over the next 12 races. Luckily for him (and his legion of fans) he’ll have a great opportunity to do just that when the circuit visits one of his best tracks, Daytona International Speedway on Fourth of July weekend.

But barring anything short of a victory, Earnhardt’s postseason hopes are effectively over.

[rurpleplayssims]

Clint liked his downtime. He didn’t often remain on the base when he wasn’t due to report in. He tried to keep away from work when he needed the downtime. 

During such wanderings into Deadtree, he’d met and started a friendship with Pita Florica, a woman who had her own caravan and stall opposite the Kine Dairy.

Clint: What’s eating you today?

(…)

Clint: You own the Meetinghouse?! But...it’s haunted! You don’t wanna go in there!

(…)

Clint: Wait...you do or you don’t own it?

(…)

Clint: Are you trying to ask me to search the place?

(…)

Clint: No I’m not scared Pita. I just don’t want to believe ghosts - or worse - are in that building. 

Winnie and Sten reported back to the base and they had some decent hours of daylight. Deciding that they needed to stretch their legs after being in long conferences all day, they got dressed into their running gear.

It took all of of Sten’s energy to not search for Jane as soon as he returned to base.

Clint: *sighs* I really do not want to search the place Pita. It’s abandoned and how stable is the place? Is it going to collapse at any moment?

(…)

Clint: If I’m searching it, you’re coming with me then.

(…)

Clint: *snorts* Yeah, I thought that would shut you up.

It was Jane’s turn on the roster to cook for the team tonight and she decided on a healthy and refreshing salad. On their way home she had ordered a delivery to arrive at the base and the fruit as as fresh as it could be. 

As she settled into chopping and preparing the fruit, her thoughts drifted to her commanding officer. 

Jane: Am I a bad person? How can I like him this much?

Jane tried to stop her mind wandering about Sten but it was no good. She knew for a fact that Clint dropped comments that implied that he was interested in dating her.

Jane wasn’t interested in him at all, she only saw him as a friend. 

[tank-grunt]

clint is a gilf chaser, apparently. i don’t love this turn of events, honestly.

[chrisnewbie]

[grimbunnies]

Grunt-Luger Family Gameplay Highlights

Sten and Jane tie the knot. Jane is expecting. Ripp can’t take this shit anymore and runs away, though he feels bad leaving Buck.

[kamiiri]

“Get the fuck away from me!” Johnny screamed. He kicked at her with as much power as he could conjure. Even though he missed, this angered her anyway.

“I said, hold him.” Circe adjusted her glasses on her nose before coming at him again.

[rurpleplayssims]

Jane: I will not dignify that question with a response. Clint: …That’s not a no. 

Clint: Did you hear the radio this morning? Jane: … Clint: It was epic! Jane: … Clint: Why the silent treatment Jane? Jane: Do you really need to ask Clint? You really are unobservant and foolish.

Cristian: Have you heard from Mum lately?

Red: No...she doesn’t bother with me anymore. Cristian: Wait, why? She’s your mum as well!

Red: *shrugs* She never bothers with me anymore. Not since she moved on with her new family. Cristian: Red mate, I had no idea. That’s a shitty thing for her to do! Red: Try telling her that.

Jane hates being underestimated.