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started going wall climbing with my brother recently and it's so much fun! i used to do it as a kid but stopped because i was super short, dunno why i never picked it up again...
anyway i kind of imagine these two would do that too, like a fun date, especially in a human au scenario, although i drew them as trolls because i've realized i haven't drawn them much at all
#JD gave him the idea for the date just saying#branch owes his bro that manly bonding trip into the wild JD has been asking for them to go on#trolls#dreamworks trolls#broppy#trolls branch#trolls poppy#my art#wall climbing#i'm much lighter than my brother so whenever i let him down too quick and then stop i get yanked up and almost land with my head in his ass#it's actually very funny#drew the equipment from memory because i can't be bothered#cheesy fries is supposed to sound like jesus christ#i tried
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#welcome home#welcome home fanart#frank frankly#eddie dear#wally darling#julie joyful#yes julie is falling#but dont worry shes having a blast#I headcannon her to be very unhinged and wild so shes climbing all over the equipment#Frank promised to but her TWO happy meals#as long as she doesn't physically assault Grimmace or fight the Hamburglar#she says they know what theyve did#and she does not want the hamburglar to burgal her hams#I know I didn't spell that right#but I aint gonna be assed to look that up right now#Eddie doesn't mind the pickles#but Frank will be damned if he allows anybody to walk all over his husband#Its the principal of the thing! Frank would say
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god i love how the minute jesse was left unsupervised in the meth super lab, he just started fucking playing toys. they Hated him for his whimsy
#syd squeaks#just climbing on equipment filling his hazmat suit with air doing a lil dance#breaking bad
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now is as good a time as any to share that while in college I was part of an illicit pumpkin-placing ring that involved putting pumpkins atop landmarks around campus to the ire and great confusion of campus security. We were among the most wanted by public safety.
#like friend who climbed atop way too tall structures and put a pumpkin up there without equipment bc he could scale just about anything#but public safety had to bring out the cranes to get them down#we had entire social media accounts devoted to us
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Is it bad if a guy is still a virgin at 29
THERE IS NO MORAL IMPLICATION TO THE STATUS OF YOUR VIRGINITY
#bitts answers#honey. it literally does not matter unless you think it matters#sex is just a thing we do. its like rock climbing#some people go rock climbing all the time! some people never do!#its better when you know your partner and trust them! sometimes theres equipment but sometimes you just go for it!!#anyway. no its not “bad” that youre a virgin its literally fine
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Extremely professional agility dogs. So good at sport. So agile.
#Yeah I just let them do whatever within reason. If they wanna climb on the equipment they can#Hashtag Senior Privlege#The baby dogs aren't allowed on equipment without direction#haley#bree#agility#The ladies got no training to ruin becsuse Retirement. But you know I make sure they aren't gonna get hurt
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Oh I am an idiot sandwich
#wore a top that showed an acceptable amount of cleavage to work today#and a coworker goes#girl why is there dirt in your cleavage?#and I assumed it was because we were outside at an event#and I had been climbing around trying to get good photos#and probably got dirt on my hands that eventually just ended up in my cleavage#but nope!#bruises from the other night#so obviously the dirt didn’t brush off#and I had to look her in the eye and lie#about how I had no idea where those came from#maybe it was when I was carrying equipment around the office#setting up new PCs#maybe the corner of a tower dug in?#she did not buy it#home girl knows#just let it be
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If you became super rich and could design your own house, but could only add THREE unnecessary/random/expensive home additions (like how people will have bowling alleys, movie theatres, closets with museums of shoes, car display rooms, spa rooms, wine cellars, etc. in their mansions) - what three would you choose?
#I think I would have: an indoor pool (but like heavily customized with a faux weather system so I could get the feeling of swimming in#rain or fog or snow etc.). a very small arcade consisting only of skee-ball and DDR machines. and an old Library Room with authentic#historical furniture/interior design to store old books/tapestries/study room equipment/whatever other antiques I'd collect. It'd be#like some fully intricate movie set or something that would feel completely like stepping into another world/time.#Though I might would trade out the arcade for a roller skating rink.. i DO love skating....#And I wouldve put rock climbing gym because I love indoor rock climbing but.. as I understand it they have to change out the rock things#on the walls every once in a while so that you can have new routes and it doesnt get boring. and I'd rather have an activty room thats like#self sustaining and doesnt require me to hire some person to come switch things around once every month. Otherwise I would#totally do that instead.#I'm also personally not counting ''craft'' type stuff like having a pottery room kiln sort of thing because#that doesn't count as 'unnessecary' to me. since stuff like that would not at all be just a hobby I 'happen to#do sometimes for fun'#but would definitely be a career sort of thing. Like if I had the money for a fully stocked sculpture room and and a sewing room#with a good machine and etc. then I would literally be professionally selling pottery and designing clothing and etc.#so I wouldn't count it as 'just a random side room I dont need' etc.#The same way that if I played tennis professionally or as a very intense hobby that takes up most of my life/time#then I wouldn't count having a tennis court in your house to practice in as 'unncesscarry' etc.#wow that is the worst I have ever spelt that word ghbjh#Un Cess Carry#ALSO would obviously have an underground bunker of some sort with food and emergency supplies which also does not count as unnecessary to m#since it's literally like... survival.. And I thought most health organizations literally reccomend that even#the common person has a small 'go bag' prepared in their house. and like an evacuation plan in case of fire or other things#It WOULD be an unnecessary rich person thing to have a full on undergRound village or something stocked with 9000 guns and#whaetever. but I think just a basic emergency room with basic supplies could still be counted under the 'not unnecessary' requirement.#Like I would say that a sprawling courtyard of flower gardens and fountains and hedge mazes that takes up like a hundred thousand#dollars a year in maintenance would count as one of the three 'unnecessary and expensive' things. But having a small garden in the#back yard with a few planters in a little greenhouse or whatever would not. The 'excessiveness' of the thing matters lol#ANYWAY!!!#Just curious what other peoples Three Main things would be... hrrmm
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i'm at my WIT'S END lads i'm going on this trip TOMORROW and they only told us THIS MORNING that we need a sleeping bag
great news: i have a really good quality sleeping bag, all seasons, lightweight, packs away super small
bad news: it's at home!!!! at my parent's home!!!!! in a cupboard!!!
and if they had told us earlier that we needed one then i could have just asked my mum to send it but no they waited until the MORNING BEFORE to give us a kit list. what the fuck!!!!!!
#whenever i've done this kind of thing before it's been with professionals and i don't think i ever appreciated just how much they did for us#this is a shit show#we don't even have an itinerary?? how are we supposed to pack when we don't actually know what we're doing?????#i'm just hoping we don't get there and they suddenly tell us we're climbing a mountain or something#my friend knows the area pretty well and she said there are three hikes you can do#and one is quite casual and the other ones ''you would need some special hiking/mountaineering equipment''#so i stg......#🧃
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"I told you we were ready," Caio said, as they reached the summit. Below them, the world spread out in all directions.
"You were right," Julia said. Truth be told, they'd been over-prepared and climbing the mountain had been easier than she'd ever expected.
He brought a rose from his backpack, red and fragrant, even with the snow swirling around them. "Congratulations."
"I don't have anything to give you."
He smiled as he cupped the back of her head and brought her face close to his. "I don't know about that."
#ts4#sims 4#sims 4 gameplay#sim: julia#sim: caio#the rose was completely autonomous 😲#also he was stoned and I forgot to equip them with climbing gear#this is so anticlimactic because they climbed that mountain like it was nothing
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WAIT i think i've shared like. one drawing of lucy before on here. here she is :)
#eight year old MENACE#honestly she's not that bad but grimm and yarrrow are just. not equipped to deal with a child. emotionally physically mentally etc#it doesn't help that the kid has an absurd climbing ability and boundless energy either#but by god do they try and they honestly aren't terrible at it but neither of them wanted kids in the first place#but yarrow's also not going to turn someone down when tehy ask for help he can give. especially a child#she's a ringtail humod btw (not the lemur)#art#lucy
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guys I just survived a ladder that wanted to kill me. cheers
#context- I work odd jobs in film production a lot. I recently picked up a new part timer filming high school football games#this particular one was an hour and a half away so needless to say I was already mentally preparing for a LOT#and I got there and the spot where they wanted me was on the ROOF of the press box. which I knew beforehand#what I did NOT know beforehand was that the only way up or down was a ladder that pops down from said roof#which would’ve been okay but I was carrying three equipment bags like a pack mule#so I climb the ladder and even that was fine until the top step#I faceplant straight onto the roof because there is a barrier that’s like a foot long between the ladder step and the roof floor#so. rough start. but the view is great and once I’m up there it’s kinda fun#until. UNTIL. I wanted to go pee because again. hour and a half drive to get there.#said barrier made it so you have to climb down to get to the ladder step and railing and I pissed around playing chicken with that thing for#for an HOUR playing chicken because I could not fucking handle it#so I get through the first half okay but decide that I’m booking it to the bathroom the second halftime starts#and I forced my fat arse over the ledge and I figured out a grip on the trapdoor thing that helped keep me from falling#and I felt like I’d just made a person break cause like. I genuinely was not sure how the fuck I’d make it down for a bit#after that? might’ve been the high of Doing The Scary Thing but the rest of the time I had fun#I got a nice coach in the press box to help grab my bags as I handed them to him so I could climb down to leave#drove an hour in pitch darkness on country roads to my boss’s house to drop off the footage then 20 minutes home and now#and now I think I could sleep forever and ever but I fuckin did the thing
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truly just SUCH a typical tumblr experience but like.
Familiar Tumblr Name makes a post that's like: 'you know how fast fashion perpetuates itself by selling us clothing that gets dingy and grody really fast, so we have to replace it yearly?'
me: uh, no, actually—historically i've found that the few fast fashion pieces i acquired long outstayed their welcome, and were perfectly wearable long after i was heartily sick of them! but go on, i guess
FTN: 'let me tell you about this traditional domestic wisdom (implied: that's been lost because of, uh, capitalism) that will fix this problem (that you, too, definitely have) for you!'
me, googling: okay so this residue that FTN said was somehow a Fast Fashion thing is apparently generally caused by like. fabric softener and/or hard water. using discount detergents that skimp on active ingredients. using too much detergent so it doesn't wash out. letting your bedding go too long between washes. letting your washer go too long between cleans. etc. anyway. lots of specific factors here, many of which may in fact not apply to you in particular!
but like. why get specific when instead we could assert You Know This Problem, Right? This Lost Traditional Wisdom Will Definitely Help You Personally!!
#just like. makes me mad as rhetoric bc like. *i* can evaluate yr Dramatic Tumblr Post critically and do independent research abt it#and determine how much of it applies to me#and like. the answer is: basically none but it's a good reminder to clean the washing machine‚ thx#but like. there are loads of ppl in the notes just like. nodding along very wide-eyed#to whom this ALSO may not be applicable but who have lapped up yr sloppy demagoguery#and it's just like. [FTN] admits *in this post* that they don't actually know all the ins and outs of this#and it's just like. then probably you shouldn't be climbing onto your soapbox to explain it to people just yet!!#and telling people to get Righteously Angry that this has been Kept From Them#anyway. extremely specific subtweet and honestly the consequences of blindly taking OP's advice would probably not be too bad#but it's just like. i get really frustrated with these bloggers who want to Dispense Advice#but aren't actually experts themselves‚ don't provide any citations for their assertions‚ and claim that things are Universally Applicable#which is just. never true!! people's situations vary!!!#and like. if everyone were equipped to critically evaluate this shit it'd be fine‚ probably#but they're not! people are like 'oh wow you sound confident‚ okay‚ information integrated into my worldview now!'#and it's just like. i realize the subject matter here is relatively low-stakes but it's like. the KIND of rhetoric here is. weird.#very like. There's Been a Conspiracy and You Should Believe Me Because I Sound Confident and Friendly and Like I'm On Your Side.#Reject the Innovations of Capitalism. Retvrn to the Old Ways.#and it's just like. hm what politicians does that remind me of!#anyway. sorry for this very vehement very specific subtweet i just. idk. genuinely think this strain of tumblr demagoguery is pernicious#and like. lots of it is perpetrated by liberals!! most of it ime! but it's the same damaging dynamic even so
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me and the gang always getting up to some stupid ass shit
#today was the most insane day of my life like i cannot believe that happened#may or may not have involved tall play equipment and climbing and getting stuck and getting the fire department involved#<- WHICH I WAS AGAINST BECAUSE WE HAD THE MEANS TO ACCESS A PERFECTLY GOOD LADDER !#i was just watching on the sidelines as everything went down. in shock & disbelief
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a cow bit me on my ass today
#extension cord wasn't long enough so i called my boss#and he was like “if you look up there's a plug socket there so just climb up and unplug the feeding equipment and use that”#so i did#and my butt was at cow height
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