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RIGHT SIDE OF MY NECK

You hate your coworker Jason Todd. Despite this, the tow of you have been given the same client and are forced to work together

enemies to lovers, NSFW, office sex, confessions

(This is quite long 😓 a fair warning!)

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You hate Jason Todd. So much. So impossibly so. 

You’d met three years ago when you’d joined the RH firm. It was one of the biggest in Gotham, known for its impeccable lawyers and cutthroat attitude. You don’t lose a case when you hire someone from RH, and especially not when it’s Jason Todd.

You’d been excited to meet him at first. Any lawyer worth their salt would be. You always looked out for his name in the news, when he’d be on the stand once more. You’d even sat in on one of his trials, watched in awe at the way he commandeered a room, his strong voice bouncing off the walls. There was no doubting, even now with your ever present hatred, that Jason Todd is amazing at what he does.

He’s also so gorgeous.

You’re sure he was some sort of superhero in another life, because he is so jacked. You remember the day the office had gone to the bar on a random Friday, and he’d worn this tight fit short sleeve shirt. And his muscles were almost tearing the fabric, and you’re ninety nine percent sure when he stretched up, the hem of his shirt lifted and he had a six pack hiding underneath there. His hair was greying but it made him look better, soft brown and white curls always perfectly styled over his face. And those eyes. So piercing, so guarded. When he looks at you it feels like he can read every single thought racing through your brain.

It is just such a shame he is so insufferably annoying.

So cocky, so vain. It’s no surprise that he is, most lawyers are. You need to think that you’re the best because that confidence boost does wonders in court. But he is just so annoying with it. Always bragging, always has something smart to say to you. And the worst part is he looks so proud of himself afterwards, a stupid smirk on his face after he successfully pisses you off. 

You can’t even remember when it started. A few days after you’d started, a petty squabble here and there and a disagreement every now and then. You were a strong personality and he wanted everything his way, and it didn’t end well for either of you. The icing on the cake was when you’d been given a case that he had wanted, and it seemed to solidify the little squabbles between you two.

You can hear him before you see him. Footsteps that command respect as they thump up to your door. He doesn’t knock, just swings it open and invites himself in. Shirt perfectly ironed and pressed against the hard planes of his chest. Perfect knot on his tie. It’s not fair he can look this good at work. Your eyes flit over him once more, before you look back down at your screen.

“Knock before you walk into my office.” You snap.

“Woah, what’s with the attitude? It’s still early, love.” 

You scowl at him and the smile on his face widens. You mumble some choice words under your breath and shut your laptop.

“Don’t call me that. And what do you want?”

Jason drops some files on your desk. You flick through them, biting the end of your pen as you scan them quickly. There's a client that needs help settling a dispute over some plot of land in some important part of Gotham. Not that any part of Gotham is that important.

“Is this for me?” When a reply doesn’t come quickly, you glance up, and Jason is just staring at you. 

You wave a hand in the air. “Hello? Did you come in here to stare at me?”

He seems to snap out of it quickly, reaching forward and grabbing the papers from in front of you. “Boss wants us to work on this together.”

Fuck.

“Why?” You groan. “Does he want me to kill myself?” 

“My dreams are not common, unfortunately.”

You make a face at him and he huffs a laugh. “The guy is a real tool. I’ve worked with him before, so be prepared to get pissed off.”

You sit back in your chair, hand over your face. You wave him off. “Okay. Goodbye.”

“Meeting is at three.”

“Goodbye.” 

“In conference room B.” 

“Jason Todd, so help me.”

He leaves then, hands up in surrender, ignoring your shouts to shut your door behind him.

You finish up the stuff you need to do, and psyche yourself up for this meeting. You kid yourself that you won’t need to spend that long with Jason. Everything will be fine.

When you walk into the conference room, Jason is already talking to him. Micheal Battersby, a man whose money was the only good thing about him. You don’t like him the second you lay your eyes on him, especially with the leery way he’s looking at you. But you plaster on a smile, holding out a hand and introducing yourself.

“Wow. Beautiful name for a beautiful girl.” He grins at you and his teeth are too white.

“Thank you. I assume Jason’s run over most of the agenda with you?” You decide not to comment too much on his compliment.

When you turn to Jason, he looks angry. He’s clenching his jaw and when his eyes meet yours you almost fall back a bit. But in a moment it’s gone, and he’s back to his customer service smile.

“Yes, the first half.”

You spend the next few minutes working through the rest of your paper with him. Jason doesn’t talk as much as you’d think, just occasionally chimes in when need be. Just when you think you can finish up and get away from Michael’s horrible attempts at flirting, one of the office interns pops her head through the door.

“There’s a phone call for you, Y/N.” 

Of course there is. You turn to the two men, quickly getting up. “I’ll be back shortly.” You smile.

And it’s your mother. Asking when you’ll see her. How she can only ever reach you when she calls your work. 

“Mom, please, I’m busy.” You whisper into the phone, looking back at the rooms door.

“Oh, I won’t be long, darling.”

You entertain her for as long as you can, before you’re rushing back to the conference room. Before you can walk in, Jason storms out the room. He shoves past you and you frown. A peek tells you Micheal is still sitting down, looking a little fussed. Jason’s annoying, but you’d much rather be around him than creepy Micheal, so you quickly rush after him.

“What happened?”

“We’re done. Told him to go home.” He grunts, not even turning to look at you. Irritation laces his voice and you wonder what you missed.

“So now what?”

Jason reaches his office door and sighs irritably. He turns to look at you and you take a quick step back at how close he’s standing. 

“Come to my office at five, we can work on the terms. I’ll set a meeting for tomorrow to give them to him.”

You don’t have time to reply before he’s slamming the door in your face.

—-

Time does not seem to fly waiting for five o’clock to come around. Jason had given you two hours, probably to finish up the work you were doing before, but for some reason you’re so nervous about being alone in his office, that you just sit in your office, thinking.

You play a random show in the background and decide now is a good of a time as any to eat your lunch. You chew slowly and purposefully and watch Ross and Rachel argue about something for the millionth time.

You decide, after the clock strikes 2:47, that being thirteen minutes early won’t hurt. You grab your laptop and walk your way to his office, adjusting your pencil skirt and making sure you haven’t sweat through your white blouse. You make sure there’s no mascara under your eyes and knock very impatiently on the door, until an annoyed voice tells you to come in.

You shoot Jason a too sweet smile and he raises a brow. “You’re thirteen minutes early.” 

“What can I say, I have a good work ethic. You could learn a thing or two.”

Jason scoffs. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“It means you left our client in the conference room on his own, and stormed out.”

“I didn’t storm out.”

“Uh, yeah, you did. You look super pissed too.” You sit down in the chair in front of his desk.

You’ve been in Jason’s office a couple of times before, but you let yourself take a proper look at it this time. It’s quite minimalist. You have pictures of your friends and family, and gifts from clients all over the room. But his office is void of most things personal, or just most things at all. 

There’s a few plants on his shelves, and only one picture frame with him and three other guys, one of them quite younger than the rest. Jason’s never mentioned his brothers but then again, you guys don’t really talk.

The one thing that is all over his room is books. You find yourself reading the titles from where you’re sitting, head tilting slightly.

“You alright there?” 

You turn back to him to find him staring at you again. You feel like that’s been happening a lot recently. “Just surprised you could read, is all.”

“Ha ha. Shut up.”

You keep looking at the books. “Hey, you have Agatha Christie’s books. I love her books?”

Jason tilts his head a little. “Really?”

“Yeah! My mum got me into them when I was younger. The ABC murders is my favourite.”

Jason studies you for a moment. “Who knew you knew good literature?”

“I know good everything, Todd. Now what does flirty old Micheal want?” You say, flipping Jason’s laptop around to read what he’s writing.

You laugh a little at the way his face falls. “What is your problem with him?”

“He’s fucking annoying. And every word out of his mouth is a brag, and it’s never even things worth bragging about.” 

“True. He likes to look too. At things he probably shouldn’t be looking at.” You say, eyes still on the laptop.

“What?”

“Yeah, he's kinda leery, but. It’s fine. I’m not going to be around him long, so. I’ll make do.” You shrug.

“It’s not fine. That’s fucking gross.”

Your eyes widen slightly. He seemed so annoyed for you. It was weird. Usually he was just annoyed at you.

“Yeah, well. What am I going to do? This is good business for the firm, and it’s not like he’s going to do anything.” 

Jason scoffs. A prickle of annoyance runs through your body. “You don’t know that.”

“I think I can handle myself.” You frown.

“Sure you can.”

You don’t like the tone in his voice. “You disagree?”

“What? I didn't say anything.”

“Sure you didn’t.”

“Oh my god. Can we just get this done?”

The two of you work in silence for a few minutes. There’s a weird tension in the room, and you’re more confused than anything else. You can’t tell if Jason was mad at you or at Micheal. You don’t even know why he’s so mad. It’s all very confusing, and the pathetic sandwich you’d bought for your lunch, that you didn’t even finish, has done nothing to ease your hunger.

After about half an hour of silent work, you glance up at Jason. He looks good when he’s focusing like that. It’s unfortunate your brain supplies you with such thoughts, because you are supposed to be mad at him. But he’s biting the inside of his cheek and he looks so good, it cannot be helped.

“You have a real bad staring problem.”

You shoot him a glare. “Shut up.”

You close your laptop quickly, eager to change the subject. “I’m hungry. Can we order food?”

You are almost 100% sure he is well aware you’re trying to do so, but he lets it slide. “We need to work.”

“We can work and eat. We’ll force one of the interns to get us food.” You whisper the last words and he smiles slightly.

“I guess.”

“Great. Thanks for paying.”

“I didn’t-“

“Thanks for paying!”

—-

You’re kind of excited for the meeting with Micheal. Not because of Micheal. Because of Jason.

Yesterday was fun. He did actually pay for the food, and the weird little argument you had about Micheal was forgotten once it had arrived. You’d gotten shawarma sandwiches from the place down the street, the owner a guy who you’d been buying from forever.

It was weird. You don’t think you’d ever have a conversation that’s lasted longer than five minutes with Jason that didn’t end in someone saying something snarky or rude or petty. But it turns out that he’s actually fun to be around, oddly enough. Maybe your hatred was far-fetched.

You’d worn your red blouse today, and the same penciI skirt you wore most days. You wanted to look good today, it’d help you feel good. That’s what you told yourself at least. There’s no other reason you’d want to look good. You walk into conference room B, at 12:45 in the afternoon, fifteen minutes before the meeting. You plug in some headphones and play some solitaire to pass the time.

Then it turns to one, and nobody walks in. Not Jason and not Micheal. You drum your fingers against the desk impatiently. It’s fine one of them being late, but both? Something feels off. 

You get up, heels clicking against the floor as you walk over to Star, the red-head receptionist everybody is obsessed with. She’s kind and bubbly and from abroad, her innocent curiosity about everything in Gotham made her fun to be around. She gives you a beaming smile as you walk over.

“Hi, Star.”

“Hiya! May I be of any assistance?” There’s a little foreign twinge to her accent you’ve never been able to figure out.

“Yeah, actually. Have you seen Jason? We were supposed to be meeting with a client at one but they both haven’t showed.” 

Star looks confused. She blinks big green eyes up at you. “But Jason already had his meeting.”

You freeze. “What?”

“Well, he called me last night and told me to move it to 11:30. And they finished up and left. Jason is in his office.” Star gets quieter as the look on your face gets angrier.

“Are you kidding me right now?”

“No! No, you can go ask him.” 

You take a breath in, steeling yourself. “I’m sorry, Star. It’s not you I’m mad at.” 

You can’t believe him. Just when you think he’s different, that he’s not as big of a dick as you’d thought, he pulls some shit like this.

You leave your stuff in the conference room and all but run away to his office. You don’t knock, don’t even announce yourself. You’re sure that the angry click of your heels down the corridors was tell enough you were arriving. The door swings open and Jason is sitting at his desk. He looks up at you, eyes lingering on your body for a second, before he looks back down. He doesn’t say a word.

“You’re just gonna fucking sit there? Not say anything?”

Jason shrugs, leaning back in his chair. Long legs stretch under his desks. “What is it you’d like me to say?”

You frown. “Something? We were supposed to talk to the client together. We planned everything together. And not only did you do it without me, but you changed the date so I wouldn’t even know about it!”

He just looks at you. Those piercing eyes stare right through your soul. 

“Todd, fucking say something!” You yell.

“There’s no need for all the hostility. You can discuss this with me like a mature adult, you know.” 

And his voice is so condescending, and he looks at you with this look on his face that makes you want to throttle him. 

“You are not the mature one here. I mean, changing the times so I would show up to an empty room? That’s middle school shit.” You scoff and he just sighs.

“Look. I meant nothing by it.”

“So you’re a dick and a liar. Very good to know.”

Jason rolls his eyes. “Can you calm down?”

You laugh, a hand halting from where it was toying with your hair. “No. I can’t calm down. Because you are so insufferable. And I knew working on this stupid client with you would drive me crazy.”

Jason’s eyebrows furrow. “I’m insufferable? You’re the one freaking out over shit that doesn’t matter.” He stands up, and you try not to let his towering height intimidate you.

“It does matter, because it means you don’t respect me and my work. It was a shitty thing to do, Jason. How can’t you see that?”

He scoffs. “That little meeting means that much to you? If you wanted to see Micheal so bad you could I’ve just told me.”

“What- What are you even talking about?” 

Jason just looks angry. He turns away, not replying, and you’ve had enough. You don’t want him to see the hurt on your face so you turn away too.

“God, I actually hate you, Jason. So much.” 

And you storm off. Fully intending to, at least. But the soft way he speaks his next words, so jarring from the yelling only moments ago, stops you with your hand almost at the door.

“No, you don’t.”

You don’t turn when you speak. “And how do you figure that?”

“Because I’m not stupid. Or blind.”

When you finally look back at him, he’s still standing behind his desk, but he seems much more relaxed. Like he’s just figured out something especially difficult, and he smiles.

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“You don’t think I notice how much you stare at me?”

Your face burns and his smile turns into something much more dangerous. “I- I don’t stare at you.”

“Oh, that stutter is not very convincing. I know you better than that, love.” 

He slowly starts making his way towards you. Very 

 slowly edging around his desk. You back up the small distance remaining between you and the door, to try and assert some dominance. 

“Always staring when you think I’m not looking. And those rare times I do catch you, your face turns that delicious colour it’s turning right now.” He nods. He slowly reaches up and undoes his tie, fingers curling under the knot until it lies flat against his chest.

“You get so worked up when I tease you. Why do you think I do it so much?”

“Because you’re annoying.” You try to sound as rude as you can, but your voice sounds awfully breathy.

Jason slowly undoes the buttons in his cuffs. “Nah, you love it. I can tell. I’m very good at reading people, see. And I’ve been testing you. How well you respond to me.” 

Fucking hell. What is going on right now? You think the logical thing to do is just leave, but Jason is now pulling his shirt sleeves up to his elbows, rolling them carefully, and the sight is enough to throw every ounce of logic out the window.

“You wanna know why I didn’t let you in on the meetings? Because Micheal likes you. A lot.”

“I don’t-“

“You should’ve heard the way he spoke about you when you walked out the room.” 

He’s closer now, enough that if you walked three steps forward you’d be touching. 

“Made me punch him in the face. Kick him out the building right there and then. Did you know that?”

Your heart stutters in your chest, hope fluttering in your stomach. “No. I didn’t.”

He just nods again. And his eyes don’t leave you for a second, not even when you shamelessly take in the sight of him in front of you.

“I was jealous, you see. But it was dumb of me to  be jealous because you don’t like him. You like me.”

You scoff, laughing nervously. You shake your head. “No. No, I don’t like you. What-“

“It’s why you’re so mad about the fact you weren’t there. You want me to notice you. You want my attention.” 

And he closes the distance between you two. His hand twitches at his side like he wants to reach up and touch you, but he doesn’t. His height is so much more obvious this close, and you have to look up to meet his eyes.

“You have it. You always have.” He swallows roughly. 

“So I’m giving you a choice. You can leave right now, and it won’t change anything between us, and we can pretend this never happened.”

You just look at him. You don’t think you could speak if you tried. Not when he’s looking at you like he wants to devour you.

“Or you can stay. And I’ll give you that attention you’ve been begging for.”

Fuck. Shit. Fuck.

He’s waiting. He’s waiting patiently but you can see the flicker of doubt and rejection growing bigger in his eyes. And you think about how much you hate him, how angry he makes you feel, how much he goes out of his way to tease you, how mad you were literally seconds ago.

And you reach up and kiss him.

It’s hot and heavy and desperate, and you feel like two teenagers hooking up before your parents get home. His hands slide up your waist, your chest, land on your face to pull you closer.

“Knew it, I knew you liked me.” He says between kisses, breathing hard.

“Shut up.” You mumble kissing him harder.

Your lipstick stains his mouth and your stomach turns at the sight. Jason fingers the collar of your blouse, the deep red fabric sliding between his fingers. 

“You know my favourite colour is red?”

“I do now.”  

He smirks into your skin, kissing down to the small triangle of skin showing from your three open buttons. He sucks a mark into your skin and you sigh, hand tangling in his hair. 

“You’re so soft. Can I take this off?” He asks and you nod, immediately reaching up to help him unbotton it.

Your shirt falls to the floor as it slides off your back and Jason groans at the sight of you in front of him. You smile slightly, face heating a little at those eyes looking at you so hard. 

“Like what you see?”

He just nods, hands reaching back to fumble with your bra. It brings his face closer and you press a kiss on his lips again, tongue tangling with his. His fingers stutter in their movements, but the bite to his bottom lips spurs him back to action. Your bra joins your shirt, and his hands reach up and cup your chest, calloused hands massaging your skin, thumb brushing against your nipple. You sigh, head leaning back on the door.

You jolt slightly as he pinches one hard, and you glare at him. He just kisses you again. 

“I love when you look at me like that.”

“Masochist.”

“Oh, you don’t even know, baby.”

You pinches your nipple again and swallows your protests in his mouth. Your hands travel against his chest, trying to unbutton his shirt. He stops his ministrations on your breast to grab both your hands in one of his.

“No touching.”

“I’m literally half naked and you’re still fully dressed. This doesn’t feel very fair.”

Jason just grins. “I wanna take my time with you. I’ve been waiting forever for this.”

His words distract you enough that you don’t react immediately when he kneels down, pushing your skirt up past your thighs and bunching it around your waist. He toys with your underwear and your face burns.

“Jason-“

“You need to be quiet, okay?” He reaches up and locks his office door, his eyes focused on something different for once.

“Okay. That’s fine.” You nod frantically, gripping his shoulder for support.

Jason slides your underwear down your legs, lifting up your feet so he can throw them to the side. He hooks one leg over his shoulder and you wonder how mortifying it would be if someone walked in, saw how exposed you were and the pure lust that Jason is looking at you with. He presses a kiss to the side of your leg, travelling up slowly.

“Fucking hell, Jason, come on.” You whine.

He tuts, biting the soft skin on your thigh. “Let me savour this.”

“Savour it faster. I’d have thought you of all-“

And you’re interrupted as Jason licks a stripe up your cunt, tongue dipping in to graze against your clit. You gasp slightly, and it spurs him on, licking deeper and faster, and you’re embarrassed at how wet you sound from just kissing him. But you don’t have much time to be embarrassed because your eyes are fluttering shut as he eats you with a fervour that makes your skin flush.

And of course Jason is the best head you’ve ever had, because of course Jason needs to be the best at everything. He sucks your clit once, twice and you cover your mouth with your hand to stifle your moans. He grins, bringing his hands up to spread your lips open.

“You like that, huh? Didn’t think you’d be so sensitive.” 

He kisses your lips and you sigh, hands tugging at his hair. He groans as you do so, and you’ll remember that little tidbit for later. Your breathing stutters more as he speed ships ministrations, and with each muffled moan and twitch of your hips he draws you closer and closer to finish. And it’s after one more long, exaggerated suck of your clit that you cum, and he drags you through it.

“Oh, such a pretty mess for me.” He groans, and you twitch as his fingers slap your cunt once.

You feel like you might pass out, but when he stands back up you can see yourself glistening on his lips. And when he starts unbuttoning his shirt to reveal a six-pack (you were right before) you think you could go another hundred times. You’re about to slip of your heels but he tells you to keep them on. It’s hotter, apparently.

He pulls you over to his desk and you watch the ripple of muscle in his back. He leans you against his desk. You let your hands trace down his body, muscles and abs stretching beneath your skin. The rush from before feels different now, and you want to savour him too.

“Fuck, you’re so ripped.”

He laughs, nosing the crook of your neck. He licks a stripe against your pulse and you push him away.

“Hey, no marks. Visible ones, at least.” You scold and he rolls his eyes.

He traces lightly over the ones he left earlier. Looking at you fondly. You reach down and unbuckle his belt. You slide it out slowly, placing it on the desk. He just watches you closely.

“You have no idea how gorgeous you look right now.”

You smile bashfully. Your hair is a mess where he’d been tangling it in his hands, your chest covered in marks and your skirt wrinkles from where it’s still bunched at your waist. You’re sure you look a mess, but you appreciate the thought. 

“Are you gonna fuck me now?”

Jason’s breathes deeply, and his hold on your waist tightens as you unbutton his trousers. 

“That what you want?”

“Mhm.”

He places your hands at your side. Kisses into your mouth once more, wet and teasing. And when his hand reaches into his boxers you have to stop your mouth from dropping, because, of course he’s as well endowed as he is.

“You like what you see?” He teases and you sigh.

He leans forward until his forehead brushes yours, and he guides himself to your entrance. And just waits. You buck your hips and it pushes him against your clit and you whine.

“Jason. What are you waiting for?”

“Tell me what you want.”

You glare at him. “You know what I want.”

“No, I want to hear you say it. Tell me what you want.” 

Your face heats slightly. “I. I want you to fuck me.”

Jason nods. “Again. Without the stutter this time.”

Fucking hell. “I want you to fuck me, Jason. Please, oh please will you- fuck!”

And he presses into you so suddenly, and fills you up in a way that has your mouth open in a silent scream, your head falls on his shoulder, nails digging into his back. He doesn’t move, lets you adjust for a moment, and when he does, he drags deliciously against your walls. He’s so thick, and you moan as he moves faster.

“You’re doing so well. Taking me so well.” He moans into your ear, his breath hot and heavy.

The room smells like sweat and sex, and it’s so easy to forget everything when your eyes are screwed shut and he is leaning his arms either side of you, bracing himself on his desk.  

It’s not so easy to forget when someone knocks at his office door. It’s then you remember that you’re actually at work and you are having sex at work in your coworker’s office at work. 

You and Jason immediately freeze, and you think you might die if the two of you get caught.

“Who is it?” 

“It is Star!”

You curse under your breath, leaning your head on his chest. He runs a hand through your hair. “Is everything okay?” 

“Yes. I just had some papers to give you. And also Y/N was very angry with you.”

Jason grins down at you. “Really?”

“Yes. Did you speak to her?”

He nods. “Mhm we hashed things out. She understood that I was right, and it was fine.”

You scowl at him. Star tries the door again and he rattles some excuse about how he’s in an online meeting. You then remember the position the two of you are in, and you think a little bit of payback is necessary.

“Yeah, when I finish off we can- fuck.” He groans as you push your hips forward, and he fixes you with a look so dangerous it nearly makes you stop. Nearly.

“Is everything okay?” Star yells.

“Yes! Yes I just- I- I stubbed my toe.” Jason squeezed out.

“Oh. Would you like me to bring some first-aid?”

“Not necessary and I’m really sorry but I need to go. Just leave the papers at the door.”

“Okay. Goodbye!”

He waits a second until he hears her walking away, before he thrusts into you harshly and you gasp.

“You think that’s funny?”

You moan, bracing yourself on his chest. “A-A little.” You grin.

“Yeah?”

And then he lifts you up effortlessly, like you weight nothing, sitting you on his desk. And like this he can reach that spot that only so many men knew even existed, and you have to bite your fist to keep from screaming. And he’s consistent, pumping into you long and hard every time. His brow sweats and you can feel tears brimming in your eyes.

“You like that?”

You can’t even respond. Just try to keep your noises to a minimum.

“Aw, why are we so quiet now? Where’d all that confidence go?” He drawls, and some tears do fall when his fingers reach down to rub fast circles on your clit.

“Want you to cum for me. And I want you to look at me when you do it. I wanna see.”

And the eye contact is so intimate, and you can’t imagine that just yesterday you were loathing at the thought of him. And when you cum on his fingers his face scrunches as you tighten around him. 

“That’s my good girl. Fuck, so good for me.” He mumbles.

He doesn’t stop though. He still hasn’t finished and you don’t know if you can take it. You tell him as much and he shakes his head.

“You can. I know you can, baby. Because you’re so needy for it. Letting me fuck you in my office at work. Anyone could hear you, could walk in. And see you spread on my desk like this..” He says, his words interrupted by heavy breaths and stutters.

And it’s only a few seconds before you break away from the overstimulation and it feels good again. You nails scratch against his back and kisses your chest, your neck, your face. Whatever he can get his lips on.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum. Want you to come with me, yeah?”

“Jason, no, I- I can’t.”

He presses a soft kiss to your lips. “Cum one more time. I know you got it in you, baby. 

You shake your head but there’s no protests on your lips as his fingers find your clit once more. And its to the sounds of the two of you breathing and moaning and Jason’s whispered praises that you both finish, and he whimpers, and you think you can die happy.

“Baby, you did so well.” He sighs.

He reaches down again. Before you can tell him to really fuck off, you feel the familiar lace of you underwear being slipped around your heels, your feet. He drags them up your leg and he stands you up, and you have to hold onto his arm so you don’t fall. He pulls up your underwear and you wince, the feeling of his cum still inside of you, and he pulls down your skirt and pats your ass.

“Jason. This is gross, how am I gonna work for the next three hours like this?”

“You can go home and shower. Tell them you’re sick.”

“With your cum dripping down my legs?” You drawl.

“Think of it as a little reminder of me on your way.”

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ugh jason Todd let’s make OUUTTTTTTTTT. My last jason Todd fic is on like 500 notes!!!!! Thank u sm for the love everyone

If u couldn’t tell I like writing characters in just the everyday life.. I love an alternate universe and I was watching suits and that’s how this fic came to be!

For those new to my account, this is the third NSFW fic I’ve written so plz be nice 😖 I have also never felt the touch of a man so… this is also probably inaccurate

And I also just wanna say thank you so much to every who leaves comments and reposts and likes my stuff. It genuinely means so so much to me that you enjoy the work I put out, because I love writing it!

anyways I hope u all enjoyed 🩷 I am struggling to think of ideas, so now is the best time to leave me some asks!!

[lesbianneopolitan]

*shyly raises hand* I would like to hear about the rabbit hole miku x temptation luka AU living rent-free in your head

I still gotta fill up what's up with their pasts in this one, maybe they had a failed idol career from earlier? or never tried being idols at all?

what I do KNOW is that they didn't meet in the past, they did meet at the casino and they started with a rivalry because, I always had this idea of the casino having a system close to the one of hostesses clubs in which you can hire one of the bunny girls to make you company and pay for additions, so there's insane competition in being Top 1 on the lists so the clients want to spend more money on you

the idea of Miku and Luka being the only ones there that could actually sing well is what makes them see each other as threats at first, because they're each other's competition, maybe it wasn't even about money but PRIDE to be at the top

each of them always have their own performances, and these act like opportunities to catch the eyes of clients that may want to hire them, so there's always tension between them, teasing and snarky comments mainly coming from Miku to Luka when they're on a break

but that tension and rivalry leads them to hate-fuck and things start to snowball from there, because they kinda start getting obsessed with each other in different ways- Luka wants Miku all for herself behind closed doors and starts getting jealous of the clients, but Miku's mentality at the moment is...yk, inspired by the song for Rabbit Hole, she isn't big on commitment because she tried before but got disappointed for many reasons, so there's like, drama because of how they clash, but Miku really just, ends up going back to Luka because she likes to spend time around her, and she likes how she fucked her (ooooh, like magnets, they always end together)

there's a development there somewhere in which it starts feeling like Luka's the only one that can truly satisfy Miku (they're both lesbians but Miku's kinda closeted and throws herself at whatever can keep her mind busy), she slowly starts to realize it, but she tries to deny it at first to continue with the lifestyle she's been having up to that point- her hedonistic lifestyle could take her life one day

yet, whenever I see Channel's (caststation) drawings on RH Miku when she's off her shift, it makes me feel like that playful and flirty attitude at the casino is just an act, that behind it, she's actually pretty irritable and tired of life, cue, burying herself in sex as an escapade from reality- Luka may be the push she needed to give commitment a second chance, with her

also, while they obvs come from songs like Blackjack and Rabbit Hole, this song has inspired me to cook inside my mind when it came to this, so have at thee:

[catgirltitties]

have you been enjoying any fun media recently? 🔄💕

hi kiwi !

Honestly i been getting back into my things a lil, most recently i been getting back into reading. Read a story about some bugs or smthn lol it was awesome! Theres a sequel that im gonna read more of soon :)

Got back on my nostalgia kick and watched all my old videos (made a big compilation video dropping tmrw)

A bit of gaming too, just playing online games with friends, and sometimes ill play couch co-op games with my sweetie, he likes beat em ups. I also been playing a lot of Heaven Studio, which is that custom rhythm heaven thingy. Huge fan of RH so it was super sick to get it set up. Ohh and 2004scape, its a new Old School Runescape client stuck in 2004.

Also been browsing my album backlog, recently listened to Wish you were Here, Carrie & Lowell, Something the Braun Tube Left Us, some King Crimson, and relistened to By the time I get to Phoenix and Volcanic Bird Enemy. I love music!

Im looking for more stuff to get into so im probably gonna ask this to other GOATs LOL

[lionofstone]

Hello! Thought it was about time to write up a more formal introduction/pinned post as I want to engage more with readers and writers on Tumblr!

My name is Leandra ‘LJ’ Inglis, and I’m an independent speculative fiction author. I enjoy (both as a reader and a writer) fiction that explores concepts of friendship, trust, obsession, queer experiences, and connection to the arts through speculative elements like the fae, the multiverse, angels and demons, or sharing a body. All of my original content can be found on my website, lionofstone.com and you can get updates and behind the scenes by subscribing to my substack or joining the lionofstone discord.

BODYSHARE follows Luke Milton after he makes a deal with the devil: in exchange for a thriving musical career, he agrees to share his body. Dealing with a mutually agreed upon divorce and floundering after finishing his college degree, Luke is desperate for connection and fame. The devil offers both. Published in October 2024, this is my most recent release.

My current WIPs are referred to as PROJECT CD and PROJECT SUNSCREEN. Both are set in space—Project CD being more science fiction and Project Sunscreen being more of a space fantasy—and both involve ragtag spaceship crews inspired by pirates. You may also see various posts tagged with ‘ref’ tags (for example, ‘ref absolution’). These are ideas more than they are projects, but I like to collect things that remind me of them.

Other books and short stories are linked and summarised beneath the cut!

SERIES/NOVELS

THE SPIDER PRINCE TRILOGY: Set in fictional small town Alberta, Canada, this trilogy follows Author Wilshire, Edna Koch, and Eddie Karpinski as they make their way through faerie realms in search of curse cures. When Author Wilshire’s oldest friend, Eddie, is attacked by the Wild Hunt and transformed into a spider, Author must travel to Lockswood to reconnect with an old friend and plead for the help of the Spider Prince. It might have worked, if only the Spider Prince weren’t cursed as well. Comprising CHAOS AND THE SPIDER PRINCE, THE WITCH HAZEL TREE, SPIDER SPIDER BEE, and the short story collection GREEN QUEST AND OTHER FAERIE TALES.

SHORT STORIES

CONVERGENT: Devin has recently discovered the multiverse is real and has spent the last 180 hours bouncing between different timelines. Accidentally. One constant is his friend Spenser, an invaluable resource in helping Devin figure out how to stay in one place. It’s a lot harder than it should be.

PRECIPICE: Ophelia is afraid of demons. When Ronna asks why, she wants to say ‘Because I’m one wrong move away from becoming one’. She doesn’t. She thinks it would be giving away too much.

RECIPROCAL HAUNTINGS: It takes Reyna a few weeks to notice the ghosts. In her defense, she’s never been haunted before.

ABUS & PHARENTINE: Pharentine, a daughter of the son god Charo, is called to find the moon god Abus and bring him home. An original myth set on a fictional planet.

NECK & NECK: After attending a night class together, Elaine Holmwood and Missy West discover a fascination with vampires and each other.

TAGS & NAVIGATION

Published Works

bodyshare - bodyshare content & related posts tsp trilogy - the spider prince trilogy content & related posts convergent - convergent content & related posts precipice - precipice content & related posts rh - reciprocal hauntings content & related posts a&p - abus and pharentine content & related posts neck & neck - neck & neck content & related posts

Current WIPs / Pre-Publication

project cd - posts relating to project cd project sunscreen - posts relating to project sunscreen

Ideas / Concepts

ref luciferous - posts relating to lucifer and his garrison (iykyk) ref be not afraid - posts relating to qemuel and their garrison ref feywild - posts related to the faerieverse, if not specifically tspt ref absolution - posts relating to the therapist and her client ref otherplace - posts relating to the others and the otherplace ref masks - posts related to the heroes and their villains ref apoc - posts related to the kids and their apocalypse

[abyssal-ali]

There is Just no Stopping this Thing Called 'Love' - Chapter 3: The Beginning

Pairing: Jaysteph

Rating: T+ (M?)

WC: 1.6k

A/N: Jaysteph Weekend 2023 Day 3: Kissing for a Mission | Hair | PTSD Thanks as always to my beta, Esme! See Chapter 1's notes for more information<3 I think this is my favourite chapter that I wrote for this work.

NOTE: In this AU, canon says that Dick, Jason, and Tim were all living together on the streets before Bruce found and adopted them. In my AU here, Jason did die and went through the majority of his canon experiences, but he was closer to his family when he came back to Gotham. Batman and Red Hood are still on the outs because they disagree on the use of lethal force, but they've been working on overcoming it. RH has been active for just under a year, and is already working on reconciling with the Bats.

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

Steph looked up from her toilette, startled, as a man jumped into her room through the window and pulled the drapes, peering out past a small gap at the city night.

“Er, excuse me, sir-”

He turned to look at her and she caught her breath. The infamous Red Hood had just broken into her room.

He raised his hands placatingly. “Sorry for dropping in on you like this. Terribly ungentlemanly of me and not my usual actions, I assure you.”

She pushed her stool away from her vanity and stood, assessing him. In this line of work, it paid to read men’s body language.

“What do you need, Mr. Hood?” she switched into her work persona, Effie. Her voice and lashes lowered alluringly as she approached him carefully, adding a little more sway to her strut. “I’m sure you had a good reason to come this way…perhaps you night heroes want some secrecy?”

“No-I-” he glanced out the window again. “I was being followed and this was the quickest way to throw him off my scent. I didn’t realize this was your private room; I apologize.”

The Red Hood was well spoken-of by her friends deeper in Crime Alley, who were now under Hood’s protection, and the months since his brutal takeover appeared to be producing better and better results. Steph decided to trust her gut and let some of her guard down around Hood.

“Oh, detective work, how fascinating,” she flirted, though she truly did find it interesting. “Can I help throw someone off your trail?”

There was a knock on her door and Crystal poked her head in, missing Hood’s remarkably quick duck behind the bed. “Steph, Bella said the Ripper got another one and the Batman is out hunting him. Be careful.”

“Oh no! Was it anyone we know?!” Steph gasped. Jack the Ripper, as the police were calling him, was on a spree of killing lower-class women, specifically targeting girls like her.

She idly wondered if that’s what Hood was out doing, tracking down the murderer.

“No, I don’t think so. Are you almost ready for your number?” Crystal changed the subject.

“I already have a guest tonight, Mama. There was a last-minute change of plans.”

Crystal eyed her suspiciously but nodded and closed the door.

Steph stepped around the end of the bed and put her hands on her hips. “Care to explain anything now, Mr. Hood?”

“I was being followed by the murderer,” he groaned, extricating himself from the uncomfortably squished position he’d been in. “I was checking on the street-walkers, gonna offer some protection and ask them to spread the news, but I got there too late. I left the scene when Batman showed up a moment later, and then I found someone following me. I’m pretty sure he’s the killer.”

She grasped his hand and yanked, jerking him to a stance. “I didn’t ask for your life story,” she tsked. “Ain’t it a bit dangerous to go blabbing Hood business to random girls? I know ya hire some of us for information we get from our clients.”

Hood dusted himself off and pushed his deep red cape back from his face and wow, he was unfairly good-looking, even with a domino mask covering half his face. Why couldn’t her clients look more like Hood, she sighed inwardly.

“I didn’t say anything useful to anyone, and I don’t blab.”

She crossed her arms and eyes him, leaning against the post at the foot of her bed.

“You hiding out here for a while?”

“If you’ll let me intrude.”

“I’ve already told my mother I have ya, so ya might as well.”

“She was your mother? Ya did look similar,” Hood noted. “You…work here together?”

“Yeah, we do. She’s more in charge of us girls, she talks to the owner for us and takes care of the other girls. I’m, well, just one of the attractions.”

“How long ya been workin’ here?” Hood stretched out on her bed, taking care to leave his boots hanging off the edge of the bed, but laid his head on her pillow, his hands tucked behind it.

“A while. I was gonna be a nurse with my mama but my father died and left us nothin’. Mr. Sionis was our only option for the short term,” she shrugged. “Ya really just wanna talk?”

He shrugged and nodded. “A nurse, huh. I could use a nurse sometimes. Gets awful messy after some bad fights.”

“Well I ain’t a nurse now, so don’t think of crawlin’ in like this again if you’re injured,” Steph wagged her finger at him warningly. “I can only take so many nights off.” She perched on the end of her bed, swinging one leg over the edge.

“So you’re sayin’ I can come crawl in like this again if I’m not injured?” he grinned, a devastatingly handsome grin that made her heart skip a beat, and she frowned reprovingly at him.

“I said nothin’ of the sort. Ya wanna see me again, ya come in the front door and pay like the regulars.”

Hood chuckled, and Steph felt something in her melt at the sound. “Alright, Feisty. Oh, we never exchanged names, did we? I’m the Red Hood, but you can call me Hood like my other girls.”

Other girls, huh, Steph scoffed. Well, it would be strange if Hood protected the others for free, she supposed. Or maybe he had plenty of girlfriends in his civilian life.

“My stage name is Effie, but ya can call me Steph.”

He shook her hand solemnly. “Pleasure to meet you, Miss Steph.”

They spent a good while chatting, and Steph found herself with a teeny tiny crush on Hood by the time he swung his legs off her bed and stood to leave.

Look, he was stupid good-looking, respectful, funny, and had a good reputation with the people whose opinions mattered to her, so why not?

He pulled his hood up halfway, then hesitated, looking at her.

She blinked up at him, uncertain why he had paused.

“May I kiss you?” he asked suddenly, and she blinked again.

That was not what she was expecting him to say.

“For the mission?”

“I don’t need to kiss you for the mission; no one’s here. I just want to kiss you. May I?”

Steph blinked a third time. If someone turned him down they were an idiot, she thought, nodding. “You may.”

His hands dropped from his hood to her face, his hood dropping back to rest against his back with a soft thump. Hood’s thumb brushed her cheek softly as he stared at her in silence, his eyes doing something she didn’t understand.The hiss of her gas flame by her vanity sounded loud in the sudden quiet as they stayed there, wrapped up in their own world. 

“Are ya gonna kiss me or not,” she whispered, the words coming out hopeful instead of with the sass she was going for. Steph closed her eyes, cringing at her uncharacteristic vulnerability.

They flew open as she felt a presence directly in front of her, and she stared into the bright green eyes looking back at her. “I am. But it’s gonna be the best kiss of ya life, so I want ya to savour it,” he grinned lopsidedly, his voice surprisingly soft, too.

“I’ll be the judge of that,” she scoffed, but was cut off by Hood’s soft, soft lips on hers as kissed her tenderly. She moved her lips against his, opening up for more, and he took it gladly, sliding his hands from her jaw to her neck, and hers wrapped around his shoulders, holding him closer to him.

He pulled away a scant inch, breathing roughly, and she opened dazed eyes to him. He grinned cockily and ran his hand through her hair, straightening. “The defendant is leaving, Your Honour. Hold court another day.”

With a last quick, stolen kiss, he slipped past her drapes and into the night.

She found a small purse with the equivalent of a week’s wages tucked under her pillow when she went to sleep.

~~~~~

“Effie,” called one of her co-workers, grabbing her from the backstage mirror before she could finish applying a fresh coat of lipstick.

Steph was dragged out to the front of the house, to a young man in a suit, holding his hat in his hands and surveying the bustle of the evening– her profession’s busiest hours.

He looked to be a couple years older than her, but already a shock of white showed through his forelock. 

Steph led him to her room, wondering why he seemed so familiar to her. She had never seen this man here before, either for her or someone else.

“May I kiss you?” he asked, and she startled a little, the phrase she had replayed in her mind hundreds of times over the last couple months sounding just like Hood had said it that night.

“Hood?”

He grinned, and she immediately knew it was him. “You catch on quick, Feisty.”

“Why are you here?”

“I’m on a mission,” he replied, tossing his hat aside and pulling off his gloves.

Of course he’s not here to see you, she scolded herself. “Oh?”

“Yeah. Pretty important, too. I haven’t failed a mission yet, and I don’t intend to start now. Of course, someone may stop me,” he drawled.

“Who?” she asked, unable to stop herself.

“You.” He chuckled at her confused look. “Ya still haven’t answered me, and considerin’ that tonight’s mission is to kiss you, it isn’t goin’ well.”

“Yes, absolutely. In fact, if you don’t kiss me, I will ban you from ever coming back here again unless you pay–with interest.” She lifted her chin challengingly.

“Oh, trust me, sweetheart, I’m interested,” he replied, pulling her into his arms.

Taglist: @jaystephevents

[rhsoftech2024]

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SAP hana Admin online training is far more effective and practical than the regular classroom training. It provides with comprehensive knowledge of all features of SAP HANA system, which makes it much easy for the trainees to learn it according to their specific requirement. The SAP HANA Admin Training Course also goes beyond the basics to cover advanced topics and advanced customization of SAP HANA with full hands-on exercises.

SAP HANA Administration Online Training provides you hands-on practice and a better understanding of SAP HANA Administration.  This course will help you to master the topics through hands-on exercises and by practicing with virtual SAP HANA installations.

SAP Hana Admin Online Training helps you understand the major components of SAP HANA and their functioning. At RH Soft Tech, we provide the complete knowledge on SAP HANA that will help you to establish your business with this software in a smoother way.

Hana Admin Consultant - SAP Business Analyzer: you have the ability to design and implement complex SAP Business Analytics and Cloud based solutions. You will drive more than one project simultaneously with different business needs and models, working closely with organizational colleagues. Key Responsibilities: Develop and manage SAP Business Analytics (BAP) projects on SAP HANA, iSUPPORT, Clientapp and all client platforms; Deliver an end-to-end, strategic approach to the delivery of SAP BW multi-client analytics solutions in a timely manner by leveraging knowledge of industry practices, deliverables; Drive execution of solution concepts into functional specifications/deliverables ensuring that functional specifications aligns with business requirements; Monitor processes and ensure modification activities are executed as per strategy driven plan

Hana Admin Consultant - SAP Business Analyzer: you have the ability to design and implement complex SAP Business Analytics and Cloud based solutions. You will drive more than one project simultaneously with different business needs and models, working closely with organizational colleagues. Key Responsibilities: Develop and manage SAP Business Analytics (BAP) projects on SAP HANA, iSUPPORT, Clientapp and all client platforms; Deliver an end-to-end, strategic approach to the delivery of SAP BW multi-client analytics solutions in a timely manner by leveraging knowledge of industry practices, deliverables; Drive execution of solution concepts into functional specifications/deliverables ensuring that functional specifications aligns with business requirements; Monitor processes and ensure modification activities are executed as per strategy driven plan 

[distortionswife]

!! Hi hello !!

I'm Arwen, I'm 19 and I make art, memes and random ass posts. I use they/them, please respect that and don't use feminine type nicknames with me!

I'm working on a commission sheets for if others are interested!

I have a lot of interests, so just ask! Atm it's a hyperfixation of the Magnus archives! I make art and memes of it, so you're welcome to follow!

Keep in mind, I am autistic ( AuDHD ) and might not always understand your tone. I often use tonetags, they're provided in the ( read more ) bit below !!

Please use them if you can, they are very helpful. Thank you!

Links to my Paypal and Kofi for the future, a better commission sheet is a w.i.p!

Paypal.com/LilGodOfNight is my PayPal <3

Tone indicator list

/aff — affectionate

I’m thinking of you. /aff

/c — copypasta

crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy /c

/cb — clickbait

You’ll never believe what’s inside this $20M home! /cb

/f — fake

Look at this real-life unicorn. /f

/gen or /g — genuine

You’re such a nice person. /gen

/genq — genuine question

Does this help clarify? /genq

/hj — half joking ( you're like, half serious, half not )

I mean, I’m usually right. /hj

/hyp — hyperbole

I have 10,000 things to do today. /hyp

/ij — inside joke

There’s just something about those beach fries. /ij

/j — joking

Elias bouchard never did anything wrong/j

/lyr — lyrics

Vintage tee, brand new phone. High heels on cobblestones. /lyr

/lh — light-hearted

I think you misspelled mosey. /lh

/lit — literal

The rat we saw was the size of a small dog. /lit

/lu — little upset

Our top client won’t be renewing. /lu

/met — metaphorical

His fingers were icicles after shoveling for so long! /met

/nav — not a vent ( more so an update or a statement, )

Work has been so busy. /nav

/nbh — nobody here (none of your followers)

I’m really feeling down because of someone. /nbh

/neg — negative connotation

Oh my gosh. I’m going to cry. /neg

/neu — neutral connotation

The dog needs to go outside. /neu

/nf — not forced

Do you want to hang out today? /nf

/nm — not mad

Did you leave the iron on this morning? /nm

/nsb — not subtweeting

I hate when people don’t say things to your face. /nsb

/nsrs — non-serious

I just bruised my leg, but I’m okay. /nsrs

/nsx — non-sexual intent

You look so good. /nsx

/p — platonic

You look so pretty. /p

/pos — positive connotation

Oh my gosh! I’m going to cry. /pos

/q — quote

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going.” /q

/r — romantic

I can’t wait to do life with you. /r

/ref — reference

It’s exactly like the gold or blue dress debacle. /ref

/rh or /rt — rhetorical

I still can’t figure out the issue. How can I be so stupid? /rh

/s or /sarc — sarcastic

This is just what I needed on a Monday. /s

/srs — serious

I really like working with you. /srs

/sx — sexual intent

You look so good. /sx

/t — teasing

Oh really? Guess we have to be best friends now. /t

/th — threat

I will block you if you don’t stop. /th

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[yassmin000]

افضل شركة تنظيف منازل بالرياض بالساعة رجال

إذا كنت تبحث عن شركة تنظيف منازل بالرياض بالساعة رجال تتمتع بالاحترافية والمرونة، فأنت في المكان المناسب. نحن نُقدم لك افضل شركة تنظيف منازل بالرياض بالساعة رجال بخبرات طويلة وفريق متخصص من العمالة الرجالية المدربة. مع شركة تنظيف منازل بالرياض بالساعة تحصل على خدمة مخصصة بالساعات، تناسب جدولك وظروفك الخاصة. نوفر تنظيفًا شاملًا للمجالس، المطابخ، الغرف، الحمامات، وغيرها.

​اختيارك لـ شركة تنظيف منازل بالساعة رجال بالرياض يضمن لك الجودة والمرونة في نفس الوقت، مع إمكانية اختيار المدة التي تناسبك، وعدد العمال حسب الحاجة. كما نوفر لك شركة عمال نظافة بالساعة رجال بأسعار منافسة، مع التزام تام بالمواعيد والدقة في الأداء.

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مميزات الخدمة:

عمالة رجالية مدربة ومؤهلة

تنظيف شامل ومخصص حسب الطلب

مرونة في التوقيت وعدد الساعات

أسعار مناسبة وجودة عالية

بدون التزام شهري أو سنوي

خدمة متوفرة في جميع أحياء الرياض وتشمل:

المجالس والصالونات

غرف النوم والمعيشة

المطابخ ودورات المياه

الشرفات والحدائق

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💼 Cena clássica: o funcionário CLT olhando o PJ saindo pra almoçar às 11h, voltando às 15h… e ainda dizendo que “bateu a meta do mês ontem!”

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Agora olha o PJ:

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The Ultimate Guide to Choosing the Best Nail Salon in Aventura

In a city like Aventura—where beauty, fashion, and luxury go hand in hand—choosing the right nail salon isn’t just a beauty decision; it’s about comfort, quality, and style. Whether you’re a local or visiting for the weekend, a great manicure or pedicure can elevate your confidence. If you’re looking for the ideal nail salon in Aventura, this guide covers everything you need to make the right choice.

Why Aventura is a Hotspot for Nail Salons

Aventura is known for its upscale lifestyle and trend-savvy residents. With high foot traffic from locals and tourists alike, it has become a beauty destination—especially for nail care. The city’s top salons offer everything from detailed nail art and chrome finishes to organic treatments and relaxing spa services. Because of the competitive market, salons here tend to hold themselves to higher standards, both in service and sanitation.

Key Factors to Consider When Choosing a Nail Salon in Aventura

When searching for the right salon, cleanliness should be a top priority. Look for sterilized tools, spotless stations, and proper sanitization protocols. Licensed, experienced technicians are another must—they not only deliver beautiful results but also ensure the health of your nails.

Pay attention to the products used. High-quality salons offer long-lasting, non-toxic, and even vegan polish brands. A wide service range is also a good sign—options like dip powder, gel manicures, nail extensions, and custom nail art show the salon is versatile and up to date.

Reviews and social media presence can tell you a lot about the salon’s reputation. Before booking, scroll through recent posts and customer feedback to see the quality and consistency of their work.

Trends to Look For at Top Aventura Nail Salons

Aventura’s salons stay on top of beauty trends. Minimalist designs, clean French tips, and milky finishes are popular right now, along with bolder styles like chrome nails, intricate patterns, and 3D accents. Strengthening treatments such as BIAB (Builder in a Bottle) and keratin infusions are also in demand, especially for clients who prefer to grow and protect their natural nails.

Some salons even offer eco-conscious options like cruelty-free polish and sustainable practices, which are increasingly appreciated by environmentally aware customers. Whether you want a natural look or high-glam nails, Aventura salons cater to all preferences.

Benefits of Going Local: Why a Nail Salon in Aventura Is Worth It

Opting for a local nail salon in Aventura comes with distinct perks. You get more personalized service, and technicians often remember your preferences, nail history, and style. Plus, they’re tuned into local beauty trends and can offer seasonal suggestions that reflect what’s popular in the area.

Many of Aventura’s best salons are independently owned, which means more attention to detail and a strong focus on customer experience. Supporting these businesses helps strengthen the community and ensures you receive service that feels personal and consistent. You’ll also benefit from loyalty programs, flexible booking, and nearby convenience—whether you’re coming from the office or heading out for dinner.

Conclusion

Choosing the right nail salon in Aventura comes down to cleanliness, quality, customer care, and style expertise. From trending designs to natural nail treatments, the city offers something for every taste and occasion. Whether you’re prepping for a vacation, a special event, or just treating yourself, finding the right salon makes all the difference.For a local favorite that blends expert technique with personalized care, RH Aventura – Hair & Beauty Salon stands out. Their professional technicians, attention to detail, and trend-forward services make them a go-to destination for anyone looking to elevate their nail game in Aventura.

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Como Alcançar Alta Produtividade no Trabalho Home Office em 2025/2026

O trabalho home office não é mais exceção: ele se tornou parte da realidade profissional de milhões de brasileiros. Em 2025 e com forte adesão prevista para 2026, empresas e trabalhadores estão cada vez mais comprometidos com esse modelo de trabalho flexível e tecnológico.

Mas nem tudo são flores. Trabalhar de casa exige adaptação, foco, organização e, principalmente, disciplina. Por isso, neste artigo você vai aprender como estruturar uma rotina mais produtiva, saudável e eficiente dentro do trabalho home office — sem abrir mão do equilíbrio entre vida pessoal e profissional.

Por Que o Trabalho Home Office É Tão Valorizado?

A pandemia acelerou mudanças que já estavam em curso. Agora, com a consolidação das tecnologias e dos sistemas de colaboração online, o trabalho home office deixou de ser plano B para se tornar plano A em diversos setores.

Empresas de tecnologia, educação, marketing, finanças e RH adotaram o modelo com resultados positivos. A tendência é que ele continue em alta nos próximos anos.

Vantagens e Desafios do Trabalho Home Office

Principais benefícios:

Mais flexibilidade na gestão do tempo;

Economia com transporte e alimentação;

Redução do estresse causado pelo trânsito;

Autonomia e possibilidade de trabalhar de qualquer lugar.

Principais desafios:

Dificuldade em manter o foco em casa;

Distrações constantes;

Isolamento social;

Falta de separação entre casa e trabalho.

Para aproveitar as vantagens sem cair nas armadilhas, você precisa adotar práticas que funcionem de verdade no trabalho home office.

1. Crie um Espaço de Trabalho Funcional

Ter um canto organizado, iluminado e exclusivo para o trabalho ajuda seu cérebro a entender que é hora de produzir. Uma cadeira confortável, boa iluminação e silêncio são indispensáveis para o bom desempenho no trabalho home office.

2. Estabeleça Horários e Cumpra Sua Rotina

A liberdade do home office só funciona com disciplina. Monte um cronograma com hora para iniciar, fazer pausas e encerrar o dia. Isso evita sobrecarga, procrastinação e perda de produtividade.

3. Use Ferramentas Digitais Inteligentes

Tornar seu ambiente de trabalho home office mais prático começa com o uso das ferramentas certas:

Google Calendar para planejar sua agenda;

Notion ou Trello para listar e acompanhar tarefas;

Slack e Zoom para manter a comunicação fluindo.

4. Trabalhe com Metas Claras e Alcançáveis

Divida suas obrigações em metas diárias e semanais. Exemplo:

Hoje: revisar relatório de desempenho;

Amanhã: preparar reunião com cliente;

Sexta: entregar planejamento mensal.

Essas metas dão direção ao seu dia e ajudam você a manter o foco no que realmente importa.

5. Evite Distrações e Interrupções

Mantenha seu celular no modo silencioso, feche abas desnecessárias e crie blocos de foco. A concentração é seu maior ativo no trabalho home office, e ela precisa ser protegida.

6. Mantenha o Corpo Ativo e a Mente Saudável

Levantar-se, alongar, caminhar pela casa e respirar fundo entre tarefas é fundamental. A produtividade só se sustenta quando corpo e mente estão em equilíbrio.

7. Comunique-se com Clareza e Frequência

No home office, a comunicação é quase 100% digital. Evite ruídos e mal-entendidos com mensagens diretas, objetivas e bem escritas. Quando possível, faça reuniões por vídeo.

8. Defina Limites com Quem Mora com Você

Explique sua rotina para familiares ou colegas de casa. Crie regras simples e visíveis, como o uso de placas, fones de ouvido ou horários definidos de interação.

9. Busque Aprendizado Contínuo

Use a economia de tempo com deslocamento para estudar. Cursos rápidos, tutoriais, certificações online e leituras profissionais te colocam em destaque no mercado de trabalho home office.

10. Finalize o Expediente com Consciência

Não “estique” o trabalho só porque está em casa. Encerre sua jornada no horário e dedique-se a atividades pessoais. Isso recarrega suas energias e previne o esgotamento mental.

Conclusão: O Trabalho Home Office Exige Mais de Você, Mas Também Oferece Muito

Em 2025 e 2026, o sucesso profissional não dependerá apenas de qual empresa você trabalha, mas de como você se organiza e entrega resultados — especialmente no modelo de trabalho home office.

Com as ferramentas certas, rotina definida e equilíbrio emocional, você transforma sua casa em um ambiente produtivo e agradável. Aplique as dicas, experimente o que funciona para você e descubra que é possível ser ainda mais produtivo… sem sair de casa.

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Comment réaliser une analyse de matérialité pour la durabilité ESG

Dans un monde où les entreprises sont de plus en plus tenues responsables de leurs impacts environnementaux, sociaux et de gouvernance, la durabilité ESG devient une priorité stratégique incontournable. Pour répondre aux attentes des parties prenantes et aligner les objectifs de durabilité sur les enjeux les plus pertinents, il est essentiel de réaliser une analyse de matérialité. Cet outil permet d’identifier, hiérarchiser et gérer les thématiques ESG les plus significatives pour une organisation. Voici comment procéder étape par étape.

Qu’est-ce qu’une analyse de matérialité ?

Une analyse de matérialité est un processus qui aide une entreprise à déterminer quels enjeux ESG ont un impact significatif sur ses performances et sur les attentes de ses parties prenantes. Cela permet de focaliser les efforts de reporting et de pilotage sur ce qui compte vraiment. L’approche vise donc à concilier valeur économique et valeur sociétale.

En France, cette analyse s’inscrit dans un cadre réglementaire de plus en plus exigeant, notamment avec la directive CSRD (Corporate Sustainability Reporting Directive), qui impose une double matérialité : financière et d’impact.

Étape 1 : Identifier les thématiques ESG pertinentes

La première étape consiste à dresser une liste exhaustive des sujets ESG potentiels. Ces thèmes peuvent inclure, entre autres :

Le changement climatique

La biodiversité

Les conditions de travail

L’égalité des genres

La transparence fiscale

L’éthique des affaires

La chaîne d’approvisionnement responsable

Pour les entreprises opérant en France, il est recommandé de s’appuyer sur les référentiels reconnus comme les standards GRI (Global Reporting Initiative), le Cadre EFRAG européen, ou encore les objectifs de développement durable (ODD) de l’ONU.

Étape 2 : Recueillir les attentes des parties prenantes

Une approche participative est cruciale. Il convient d’interroger un panel représentatif de parties prenantes internes et externes : salariés, clients, fournisseurs, investisseurs, ONG, collectivités locales, etc.

Les méthodes courantes incluent :

Enquêtes et questionnaires

Entretiens qualitatifs

Ateliers de co-construction

Analyses de la presse et des réseaux sociaux

Cela permet de comprendre quelles thématiques sont perçues comme stratégiques et prioritaires par chacun.

Étape 3 : Évaluer l’impact des enjeux sur l’entreprise

L’entreprise doit ensuite évaluer l’impact potentiel et réel de chaque sujet ESG sur ses activités, ses résultats financiers, sa réputation et sa conformité réglementaire. Cette évaluation interne se fait souvent avec les directions opérationnelles, juridiques, RH et développement durable.

Des critères d’évaluation peuvent être établis pour chaque enjeu, comme :

Gravité de l’impact

Probabilité d’occurrence

Horizon temporel

Coûts associés

Étape 4 : Construire la matrice de matérialité

Les résultats sont ensuite visualisés dans une matrice de matérialité. Cette représentation graphique croise :

L’importance pour les parties prenantes (axe vertical)

L’impact sur l’entreprise (axe horizontal)

Les sujets situés en haut à droite sont considérés comme hautement matériels : ce sont les priorités stratégiques à intégrer dans la feuille de route de durabilité ESG.

Étape 5 : Valider et intégrer les résultats

La matrice doit être validée par la direction générale ou le conseil d’administration, afin d’en assurer la légitimité stratégique. Ensuite, les priorités identifiées doivent être :

Intégrées dans les politiques RSE

Alignées avec la stratégie globale de l’entreprise

Suivies via des indicateurs de performance ESG

Communiquées dans les rapports de durabilité

Étape 6 : Actualiser régulièrement l’analyse

Les enjeux ESG évoluent rapidement, tout comme les attentes sociétales. Il est donc essentiel de mettre à jour régulièrement l’analyse de matérialité, au minimum tous les 2 ou 3 ans, voire chaque année dans les secteurs à fort impact.

Cette mise à jour doit prendre en compte :

L’évolution des réglementations françaises et européennes

Les retours des parties prenantes

Les changements dans l’environnement externe ou interne

Conclusion

Conduire une analyse de matérialité rigoureuse est un levier clé pour une stratégie de durabilité ESG crédible, pertinente et performante. Elle permet de prendre des décisions éclairées, d’optimiser les ressources et de renforcer la confiance des parties prenantes. Dans un contexte où la transparence devient la norme, c’est aussi un moyen efficace de se différencier sur le marché français et européen.

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Calm Your Garden: 5 Things to Remove This Spring

Spring yard clean-up is more than just a seasonal task—it’s the first step toward creating a peaceful garden. A clutter-free yard helps reduce stress, enhances curb appeal, and creates a space where you can truly relax.

1. Dead Plants and Debris

Why Remove Them?

Dead perennials, old stems, and fallen leaves prevent sunlight from reaching the soil and can harbor disease or pests. Clearing them away allows your garden to breathe and grow fresh.

How to Do It:

Rake gently around beds and borders

Cut back last season’s stems and stalks

Pull out any dried annuals and compost the healthy parts

Quick Fact:

Excess organic debris in early spring gardens can promote mold and fungal diseases by providing a habitat for pathogens (“All Gardening Tips | UC Agriculture and Natural Resources”)

2. Broken Branches and Overgrown Shrubs

Why Remove Them?

Damaged limbs and unruly shrubs not only look messy—they can also block light and create a feeling of chaos in your yard. Pruning gives your garden a sense of structure and harmony.

How to Do It:

Prune broken or dead branches using clean tools

Thin shrubs to open up the interior and let light in

Shape hedges for balance and softness

Proper pruning not only improves the appearance of plants but also promotes healthier growth and overall plant vitality (“Honey Fungus / RHS”).

3. Old Mulch and Weedy Layers

Why Remove Them?

Last year’s mulch can be compacted or filled with weed seeds. Refreshing it not only looks great but also helps your soil stay cool and moist in warmer months.

How to Do It:

Rake away old or faded mulch

Pull hidden weeds underneath

Apply a fresh 2–3 inch layer of mulch around beds

Data Insight:

A survey found that 72% of homeowners felt their garden looked “immediately calmer” after mulching, highlighting the aesthetic and psychological benefits of this gardening practice (“New Study: Spending Time in Your Backyard Boosts Mental Health, Lowers Anxiety”).

4. Unused Pots, Tools, and Yard Clutter

Why Remove Them?

Old containers, forgotten tools, and rusty decor pieces can clutter your visual space and reduce garden calm. A tidy area creates a more open and soothing atmosphere.

How to Do It:

Sort and store garden tools properly

Toss broken pots and faded decor

Keep just a few well-placed, meaningful items

Did You Know?

Most homeowners have over 10 unused gardening items cluttering their yard or shed, as many tend to keep broken, duplicate, or outdated tools and equipment that contribute to clutter and disorganization (Mundorf).

5. Crowded or Misplaced Plants

Why Remove Them?

When plants are too close together, they compete for water and nutrients, creating stress. Reorganizing plantings helps restore balance and clarity.

How to Do It:

Divide and move overgrown perennials

Identify plants that have outgrown their spots

Replant or give away extras to neighbours

Expert Note:

Proper plant spacing is essential because it gives plants enough room to grow healthily, improves air circulation to reduce disease, and creates an open, inviting garden environment (Admin).

Bonus Tips for a Clutter-Free Yard:

Edge beds for neat lines and better shape

Clean outdoor furniture to make your space inviting

Sweep patios and walkways to refresh the entire look

Add one simple focal point—like a birdbath or sculpture

Let Your Garden Breathe

Taking time to remove what no longer belongs in your garden makes space for growth, beauty, and calm. A thoughtful spring yard clean-up not only improves plant health, it brings mental clarity and joy to everyone who steps outside.

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Works Cited:

“All Gardening Tips | UC Agriculture and Natural Resources.” UC Agriculture and Natural Resources, ucanr.edu/site/uc-master-gardeners-santa-clara-county/all-gardening-tips.

“Honey Fungus / RHS.” Royal Horticultural Society, www.rhs.org.uk/disease/honey-fungus.

“New Study: Spending Time in Your Backyard Boosts Mental Health, Lowers Anxiety.” Morningstar, Inc., 29 May 2025, www.morningstar.com/news/pr-newswire/20250529la98139/new-study-spending-time-in-your-backyard-boosts-mental-health-lowers-anxiety.

Mundorf, Deirdre. “Declutter Your Space by Throwing Away These 10 Garden Items You’ll Never Need Again.” House Digest, 3 May 2025, www.housedigest.com/1847438/declutter-space-throw-away-garden-plant-items-never-need.

Admin. “The Importance of Plant Spacing.” Future Garden Specialist Garden Centres, 30 Aug. 2023, www.futuregarden.co.uk/expert-advice/the-importance-of-plant-spacing.