#clicklist

[flamiaou]

hiii we are tentatively back for a little bit. ive queued a couple of requests, namely: a gengar board ( rq'd by @voicelessghoul ), a mienshao board ( rq'd by @boba-foxy ), and a swinub board!

we've decided to only reply to request asks that include some sort of extra things other than just "xyz pokemon please" because we do Not want to flood your dash with ask replies saying "your request has been queued" !! so in the future if you requested off anon you might be @'d in a batch request answer like this post, since we don't @ people on specific boards. hopefully that's okay. :]

[holographicbutch]

Sobbing and tearing my hair out. Every week I get groceries

[allofuswantgwinam]

my manager talked to me today and i am so sad fr 🤩🤩 I’ll probably end up leaving Kroger unless a miracle happens. I really liked the liquor store and it felt like my life was falling into place but i should never ever think that about my life

[nat-seal-well]

Didn’t even tell anyone I was leaving lol I just clocked out. I’ll see them all in like… 10 days

[formosusiniquis]

This one goes out to that old guy I saw at walmart yesterday loading up his pioneer woman cookware onto his motorcycle while enter sandman played

steddie | G | WC: 1154

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“Hey baby, can you?”

“No.”

Steve's sweet tone sours immediately returning to the much more familiar gently bitchy tone Eddie knows and loves. “You don't even know what I was gonna ask.”

“Twenty-five years of marriage, lawful and not, Sunshine. I know when you're about to ask me for some shit we don't need.”

“Why would I be calling you if we didn't need it?”

“Because if you needed it you would have told me about it when I said, ‘Stevie, sweetie, light of my life, sun to my dawn,’” he looks around trying to figure out where the hell they moved the oranges and why the produce section is never in the same configuration anytime he comes here. He makes eye contact with a kid wearing an artificially faded printing of his own tour merch looking at him with a starry eyed look of recognition not of the celebrity but of family.

“Did you forget where you were going with that old man?”

He decides he might as well put on a show, both halves of this conversation already know he's going to do what he's told. “‘Stevie, my one truth north, my muse, my reason to continue living, my dearest husband, I'm going to Walmart,’ I told you not but thirty minutes ago and asked if you needed me to get you anything and you said no.”

“Oh, you aren't going to monologue for your adoring public all the sweet names I called you?” Steve is amused, he can tell, he's always been able to tell. He's accepting this as his penance for not giving Eddie an actual grocery list when he left.

“Well dear heart I am in public, but if you think we can find another grocery store to go to after getting banned from this one. I guess there is the Kroger on the other side of town.” The kid laughs, tries to hide it behind their hand, but if Eddie has had anything in this life it's experience with teens eavesdropping on conversations they shouldn't be.

“Oh you're really hamming it up, huh, Teddy. Can I tell you what you're getting me yet or do you still have a couple minutes in your set?”

He's given up on oranges, moves on to the onion he actually came here for, the lone ingredient for dinner that he'd forgotten from his clicklist. If they want to actually have the roast tonight it needs to start soon. “What is it that you remembered we needed, oh song of my heart.”

“I already sent you the link so you get exactly what I want.”

It's just ominous enough of a non-answer that he pulls his phone out of his pocket, juggling it and the five things he'd already grabbed that weren't on his one item list. He doesn't have the time to regret not grabbing the cart he was sure he hadn't needed when he sees what he's been sent.

“I'm on my bike! Where am I going to put that?”

“I'm sorry, am I hearing you correctly? Was I right when I said, ‘Teddy bear, my stars, my bard-’”

“You aren't on speaker.”

“My beloved damsel in distress, maybe the motorcycle isn't the most efficient of midlife crisis vehicles. Aren't you going to want something with more trunk space, why don't you get a Caddy or a Bimmer for old times sake. And what did you say?”

“I don't recall.”

“Probably for the best wouldn't want you banned from Walmart, what would the tabloids say?”

“Nothing that would match your wit, Sweetheart. Does it have to be this one?”

“Yes, the plaid matches the kitchen remodel, so be a good boy and strap it to your bike. And remember we've still got one kid to put through school if she decides to go, don't bring home any strays with you. Do you need to do your encore now, baby?”

“I accept your quest, my dashing prince. I shall return home with my bounty posthaste.” Encore complete, audience still enraptured, Eddie dips into the sincere. It's been nearly thirty years together and he's not once ended a call without saying, “I love you.”

“Love you too, my knight in denim battle vest. I'll see you when you get home.”

The call ends with the usual dull toned beep beep, the playlist the call interrupted starts to filter back into his earbud. He realizes he's going to have to walk right past the kid to get to the side of the store with Steve's Instant Pot.

“Hear they're about to have a reunion tour,” he says gesturing down at the reprint of their Came Back Wrong Tour shirt. The faux-fading has left a crack through his own face at the bottom making him unrecognizable, not that he looks the same now as he did at 25. “Those old bands just don't know how to retire.”

“I think it's smart that they're playing up the recent tik tok fame.” The kid says, “No one's even seen their lead singer since the 90s and after their first national tour he'd started wearing that mask.”

It hurts a little bit the way the kid says 90s like it's some bygone era lost to time. Tries to appreciate instead how good the mask idea had been, he'd really been an innovator. “That was a pretty sweet gimmick, you think he'll bring it back? It's kind of Orville Peck's thing now isn't it.”

The kid slumps, managing the impressive feat of looking desolate while standing over the tomatoes. “Probably, not that I'll see it. I couldn't manage to get a ticket.”

That is something he can fix, “Here,” he manages to grab ahold of his wallet, “as luck would have it, I've got a couple spares.”

The kid looks torn between fear and elation, it's likely at least the second strangest thing to ever happen to them in a Walmart. “Oh I can't-”

“No strings, I got it through work for my sister-in-law to go with my husband. She asked why none of the good bands ever have reunion tours so… not going obviously. And my husband insists he's too old to be that close to the stage. You'd be doing me a favor really.”

“If you're sure,” they say, the hesitance more a mannered necessity than real.

“Sure as shooting. Seriously, here give me your name so my husband knows who to make the thank you note out to.”

“Aspen, thank you really!”

Twenty minutes later when he’s got a kitchen appliance bungied to the back of his bike he’ll appreciate that something good came out of this. Three weeks later when he’s standing at the front of a sold out arena he’ll mostly appreciate another chance to be dramatic, “This next one is for Aspen who didn’t laugh when an old man tried to flirt with his husband in the produce aisle. Gareth, count me in.”

[pokehaven]

hi! This project seems pretty interesting! Will there be some sort of mechanic that let's you befriend other users or something similar?

Not anything that’s a planned feature for launch! The closest thing would be the ability to make custom clicklists, and putting your friends on them. I would love to add a friending feature in a future release though! I know for sure that’s something we want to incentivize in future releases (helping others in general, not just friends) so I’d like to bring some perks to it too!

[pokeheros-drama]

lmao i only found out astrex is a user on the site cuz i was clicklist interacting and saw her username pop up and recognised it from this blog. i go to her profile and she's 15 calling people "little kids"... girl you ARE a little kid

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[rillball]

HI RIGBY!!!!! ^_^ :D 🫶

HI RED!!!!!!!😸🫶 im at work and had to do clicklist very busy😵‍💫 MISS U!!

[krogers-clicklist-truths]

Krogers Reddit Censored This...instead of letting truths be told.

FIRSTLY, Don't read this if you're not looking for truth.. Don't read this if you're a CL manager who can't see further than your own job, and don't read this if you're set with being content with .... subpar support from Corporate.

Secondly... my god it's impossible to post ANY TRUTHS on here. r/krogers mods have made it VERY HARD TO GET THIS PUT ON HERE. Every single sentence of this has been tweaked 6 times to pass their ... censors...

You know, I just want to put out there. And it's more of a general RANT.... that when the store looks like doodoo the Click list department is going to be doodoo. When the website is selling stuff from tomorrow's sale, and customers order it early... with trucks not being unpacked until 6-7am, how does corporate expect FILL RATE to be above 95?

Got NEWS FOR EVERYONE. Quarter 3, they want 98% fill rate.

When department heads, aren't held accountable because... the union babies everyone and let's lazy people keep their job, trucks don't get done and the 'leave it for the closer' attitude sincerely sucks... I don't know if it's every Krogers but it's... a blatant issue... atleast in 3 of 4 stores I visit.

When Pepsi, Coke, and the other distributors that bring stuff to the store CANNOT MAINTAIN PROPER INVENTORY levels.. CLICKLIST is going to have doodoo fill rate.

Why is it, that the corporate BUSY BODIES visit the stores, they will peak around the store... and then start commenting on how we should be nearly 98% accuracy at 9am in the morning (*when most orders aren't even placed until 10am - 1pm.... *)....

I have a Store Leader, who is PHENOMINAL and I can't even TELL YOU HOW MUCH THEY DO OR DON'T DO, because I would only get them in trouble for ACTUALLY HELPING US... Do you know Corporate wants your lazy managers to sit and WATCH you struggle? They want the lack of HIRING THEY DO, and the LACK OF HOURS they give us to show clearly..

HERE'S a tip to Corporate. Butt out of Clicklist, because you're ruining it. Stop the CORPORATE BUSY WORK and wanting to continually ask for the impossible. I pick NEARLY 1000+ pieces EVERY SINGLE day, and ... GOD FORBID out of those 1000 pieces that we AND the customers took ALL the Pepsi and ALL the coke... and we end up with a 88 percent (which mind you means the REST OF THE STORE isn't stocked and USUALLY it's DSD's fault) which is STILL only 120 pieces that were subbed, or NOT available. Well here's a few reasons WHY it might be that way..

Pepsi.

Coke.

Red Baron AND other inventory managers for distributors not good at their job.

WE ONLY HAVE ONE DAYS WORTH OF STOCK IN THE BACK????!????

Our stores are ANCIENT and only have enough ROOM for a daily truck

We are given 27 hours for the WHOLE department some days.... and other days we are simply lucky because our managers are smart enough to GHOST hours so we dont get screwed.

We are at a point in our store where we have to decide EVERY DAY .. do we do OUR job, or the STORES job? I literally mean this. We are paid to PICK.... We are NOT paid to HUNT through the BACK OF THE STORE and STOCK SHELVES so our teams can pull those items. We are NOT paid, to listen to the CRAP ROLL DOWN HILL and effect us from customers. Sadly it's NOT the department heads fault most days. It's simply Corporates INABILITY to get their head out of their buttand stop being so selfish to ONLY care about sales.... they don't care if WE have ENOUGH PEOPLE to cover the LOAD OF WORK... they only care about the # differences between what they pay us and what they can make off of each sale. It's dispicable and I for one, after 2 years in Clicklist am READY to put Krogers problems on the laundry line and put in my two weeks to head back to the factories.

Customers who gets subbed and then come in 4 HOURS LATER when they pick up.. will CHECK to see if we actually have it or not... and BECAUSE of ALL THE SAID issues above.... we might just have it... That causes MANY customers to become irate, because.... well, they were too lazy to go in and buy it themselves and when we DIDN'T have it...they chose to make it effect the people picking... or to come in the store and throw baby fits, cuz they should have got what they wanted.

People can say oh well we have every 30 minute updates and maintenance to the store counts, etc etc... but let me tell you.. if WALMART says they have it ONLINE, their system is ACCURATE AS heck and Krogers website REGUARLY is inaccurate.. ....

It's TIME for Corporate to cut the corporate salary and maybe RODNEY our CEO should start either donating some of his money to DOUBLE THE WORKFORCE in Krogers or CUT BACK on the amount MAXED OUT hours that we can have during the day.

I WATCH my department have to stay over work nearly everyday to make sure that the people around them don't BURN UP because of Corporates lack of concern. You show up once a month, talk shit about how god awful the %'s are even though they are REGULARLY above minimum for 1st quarter 2023...... Why do people stay over? No idea, honestly, cause it's sure not for the money. 14.25 .. we were given 0 voice during our contract negotiations with the Union in Central Ohio, and when we VOTED TO STRIKE, They refused to CALL A STRIKE, and FORCED us to continue to vote on things we already voted to strike on. Then they hopped in BED with the Company and gave them a little pat on the butt to ensure that we would not be able to strike like we wanted.. gave us NO TIME to review, or demand the bargaining council be removed..... And... they still suck less than Corporate who we later found out bought Albertsons and plans to give that money to SHAREHOLDERS instead of make our lives easier and better.

To all the Krogers managers. I'm sorry, you are given 0 to work with, and as soon as you get to doing a good job, you're gonna be taken and moved to a new store, because forget your hard work you should have to keep breaking your back to make sure Corporate Higher Ups look good.

I think Dana, from Central Ohio should come WORK WITH US for a WEEK...and see if there is enough hours to get the work done... Maybe even cut her own SALARY every time that she and her people cut our hours. We were given NO hours practically on memorial day and were SLAMMED. I was off, and I am very glad.

The HOURS in the WHOLE store.. is at the end of the day why Krogers clicklist is going to end up a long term failure. Our store, does phenominal, but ONLY because everyone SUCKED IT UP about 14.25 and we work like we get paid 20 $ an hour and the ONLY reason ANY of us do that..is because we like our CL manager so much, and because when they FINALLY removed the last store lead (who j.f.c didn't know ANYTHING other than smoking outside EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR) our new store lead came in and MAKES THINGS HAPPEN.... but yet, is still short on people EVERY SINGLE DAY... cause Corporate Krogers are a bunch of greedy people.

--- I'm sure a sleuth will find out who I am after posting this, and it shouldn't be too hard. If Krogers doesn't want embarrassing rants like this... then they need to stop hoarding the hours.. and stop hoarding the money. I get 40 hours.... my friends get 40 hours... but we NEED about 10 more people PER HOUR in our store if we want 98% accuracy every day by Q3....

Here is to all those people are who are going to feel like Krogers is all they can get, and are going to suck it up this summer and fall to make sure Corporate's greedy stuff is possible.

- Local Clicklist Speed Demon

[saanphoenix]

Okay, so, this is from a DailyDot article about a woman who ordered 1 LB of salmon from Kroger and received 6 lbs in 1 package from Kroger.

Look, the reason shit like this happens is our stupid little system that our stupid little handhelds use to tell us what to pick will, for some goddamn reason, just say, "1."

It will show you a picture of bananas, give you the UPC code, tell you where they are, and just say (1).

And so new people to picking are left staring at this handheld like, "...One banana or one pound of bananas?"

Generally, the system shows you how the product is sold. So, One Banana means one pound of bananas because that's how bananas are sold. ~Allegedly.~ See, I don't actually know if that's how the ClickList side of things shows their shit. That's how the produce side shows it, but I can't guarantee the company computer techs are on the same page because, with as many years as I've worked there...they often aren't.

Anyhoo, I've had the assistant store manager ask me if it was pounds or eaches and I could only shrug because...I don't know?

And the new kids? The new kids using the system who have never grocery shopped before in their lives, because God forbid we teach the future generations how to do basic shit by taking them with us when we go grocery shopping, sure as HELL don't know that fresh salmon as was purchased by this fine young lady is charged BY THE POUND. I am 99.999% sure whoever picked that went, "One salmon," grabbed the package, and thought they'd Done Good.

If something like this happens to you, just contact the store, let them know, they will make it right.

[b0bbinr0bin]

anyone else play pokefarm? this is my account, i just opened up a shop thread, and i'd love to have more people on my clicklist :D

[rudcafood]

Online supermarkets have revolutionized the way people shop for groceries, offering convenience and a wide selection of products. Rudcafood.com is an example of an online platform that provides a variety of pantry essentials, making life easier for shoppers. This website offers a well-stocked pantry with items like canned foods, pasta, baby food, grains, and flour, catering to diverse needs. Additionally, online grocery shopping platforms like County Market and Kroger’s ClickList offer services that allow customers to order groceries online and either pick them up at the store or have them delivered to their doorstep. These services enhance convenience by saving time and offering a seamless shopping experience. Moreover, initiatives like the USDA’s online purchasing pilot enable retail food stores to accept SNAP benefits through online transactions, making grocery shopping more accessible for households in need. Overall, online supermarkets and platforms like rudcafood.com have transformed the way people access and purchase essential food items, providing efficiency and ease in the shopping process.

[kroger-fr]

Second worst job I've ever had was clicklist.

The worst was taking care of your mom last night.

what do these words mean

what am i looking at

[scrungly-station]

Hello! I’m Mangled-Mango (SubwayBoss_Emmet) / @purple-boi-clefairy-god and welcome to my pokefarm dedicated blog because I have a problem with collecting silly little guys!

Obvious dni stuff, asks are open n all that. Please do not use the baits I post here without permission (unless stated otherwise)

Train men Clicklist | PFQ | FAQ | Bait Masterpost |

Delta points until Joltik hunt: 1,263/40,000dp

Update: Do not send me asks about drama blogs or things similar thank you. I am here to be silly <3

Credits:

Background header official art

Icon from pokémoncaféremix

[ziggyzorua]

Current Pokefarm Happenings

Hunting:

The main thing I’m doing in pokefarm right now is hunting zigzagoons. Wow omg i simply cannot BELIEVE that I am hunting zigzagoons it’s just unbelievable honestly who could EVER have guessed?!

So far I’ve gotten 4 shinies and 1 albino. They are absolutely adorable and I love them all. 

Clicklist:

I love adding people to my VIP groups for daily clicks! I tend to add randos who are doing hunts of pokemon I like, but if anyone wants to be added to my VIPs, just let me know.

I also want to have a public clicklist on my profile for anyone who needs/wants more clicks, so if you want to be on there, just tell me your IGN and which pokemon you’d like to be displayed by your name (please specify if you want a special sprite like s/a/m)!

Delta Points:

Please consider giving me guest interactions on my babies for Delta Points? Here’s my profile.

[pokeheros-drama]

Can fucking bun-bun stop spamming gts with “ultra saddle please” they’re a huge reason i don’t go near the gts even though I really want to browse public trades :/

Will blocking them prevent seeing their shit in hrs or am I shit out of luck?

Honestly what does blocking even do on this site? I have the one person blocked but I still click their shit on occasion when going through clicklists and she still clicks me... what’s the point of having a block feature if they can still interact??

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