#clever rat pun

[bulletproof-slimeboy]

Eeeee!! Eeeeeeeeee!!!

*Darwin is stuck on hid back.*

-Darwin

Oh- aw, buddy, how long have you been there?

[Charlie scoops up his... Friend, pet, whatever it is, and sets him down on the bed.]

[bulletproof-slimeboy]

So you can… Huh.

[He lets go of the tiny vegetable and watches Darwin eat.]

I wish I had a way to tell what’s actually good for you. Like, are you supposed to be eating hair or is that just your favorite thing? Some people eat things they shouldn’t.

[Charlie holds a pea out in front of Darwin.]

Is there anything else you can eat, bud?

*sniffsniffanifffsniffaniffamiffsniff.*

*Darwin takes a nibble on the pea!*

[striped-soda]

In honor of Sonic x Shadow Generations, the Knuckles series being announced, and of course me adding a Chao figurine to my Sonic shrine :)

[notquitecanon]

Not Quite Canon's Masterlist:

Just another multifandom imagines blog. All works are dated- so you can date my progress and track as my ADHD brain jumps from one hyper-fixation to the next

** Indicated NSFW. 18+ MDNI

Do Not Repost! Please and Thanks <3

Requests/asks are always open, the rat in my brain likes receiving little messages and notes of inspiration :)))

Works & Playlists below the cut!

Criminal Minds x Marvel crossover 2019, unfinished (masterlist)

Marvel: 

Spangled Stars || Steve Rogers x Reader (2019)  Whiplash || Peter Maximoff x Reader (2019)  Like a Good Neighbor || Bucky Barnes x Reader (2019)  Chance Encounter || Spiderman x Reader (2020)  Look at You || Moon Knight system x reader (2023) **  Call Me… || Matt Murdock x Reader (2024) 

See Also: Miguel O' Hara Playlist on Spotify 🎧 Criminal Minds / Marvel Crossover listed above ^^

Criminal Minds:

Christmas Vacation || Spencer Reid x Reader (2019)  Fun Facts || Spencer Reid x Reader (2020) Thief! || Spencer Reid x Reader (2020)  Missing || Spencer Reid x Reader (2020) 

See Also: Criminal Minds / Marvel Crossover listed above ^^

John Wick:

First Impressions || John Wick x Reader (2020)  With & Without || John Wick x Reader (2021) 

DC Comics:  

Zero Stars || Adrian Chase x Reader (2022)  Beverage Napkin || Adrian Chase x Reader (2022)  Stop Worrying || Adrian Chase x Reader (2022)  Ghosting || John Constantine x Reader (2023)

See Also: Adrian Chase Spotify Playlist 🎧

Ghostbusters: 

Here, Let Me || Dr. Egon Spenger x Reader (2021)  Mandatory Attendance || Dr. Egon Spengler x Reader (2021)  Happy Golden Days || Dr. Ray Stantz x Reader  Snow || Dr. Egon Spengler x Reader (2022)  For Emergencies Only || Dr. Egon Spengler (2022)   >Part 2   (Metaphorical Rescue Eggroll) >Part 3  (The Love Hypothetical) Dust and Motor Oil || Dr. Ray Stantz x Reader (2022)  Stardust & Fungi || Dr. Egon Spengler x Reader (2022)  Tell ‘em bout the Twinkie || Dr. Egon Spengler x extroverted!Reader (2023)  Hypno!kink headcanon (2022) (plotbunny free to good home) ** See Also: Ray Stantz Spotify Playlist 🎧 I Wanna Be Ghostbuster Playlist 🎧

That 70s Show:

First Dates || Steven Hyde x Reader (2020)  Snowed In || Steven Hyde x Reader (2020)  Comfort || Steven Hyde x Reader (2020)  Slippery & Cold || Steven Hyde x Reader (2020) ** 4 Things Steven Hyde Agreed To & 1 He Didn’t || Steven Hyde x Reader (2020)

Star Wars: 

From the Start || Kylo Ren/Ben Solo x Reader (2019)  Strings || Obi-Wan Kenobi x Politician!Reader (2020)  Disappointment || Kylo Ren x Reader (2020) ** Sacrifice and Devotion || Din Djarin x Reader ( 2023)  See Also: Din Djarin Playlist on Spotify 🎧

Twilight: 

Cowardice || Jasper Hale x Reader (2020)  Bad Moods || Jasper Hale x Reader (2020)  Attitude Adjustment || Jasper Hale x Reader (2020)  The Moment Before Eternity || Carlisle Cullen x Reader (2020)  Firsts || Carlisle Cullen x Reader (2020)  Spiked Punch || Jasper Hale x Reader (2021)  GTA || Jasper Hale x Reader (2021)

Baldur’s Gate 3: 

Insufferably Admirable || Astarion x Reader (2023)   > Part 2 (Foolishly Admirable - 2024)   See Also: Astarion || The Pale Elf playlist on spotify 🎧

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: 

Keep Talking || Simon "Ghost" Riley x Reader (2024) ** Warmth || Simon "Ghost" Riley x Reader (2024)  Dense || Simon "Ghost" Riley x Reader (2024)  A thought about Poly!141 x Reader (2024) ** >>Search History || Poly!141 x Reader (2024) ** >> Virtual Breadcrumbs || Poly!141 x Reader (2024) (Part 1.5) ** >> IRL Plug and Play || Poly!141 x reader (2025) (Part 3) ** ~~~~Any additional asks or headcanons are posted under the #searchhistory on my blog!

Familiar and Whiskey || Simon “Ghost” Riley x Reader (2024)** Some clever sleep pun title || Simon "Ghost" Riley x Reader (2025)

See Also: POV: ur in love with Johnny "Soap" McTavish playlist 🎧

POV: ur in love with Simon “Ghost” Riley 🎧

[biblebakemono]

LITWTC Art Dump from stuff I made inspired by various happenings in the Life in The World to Come discord server

First drawing was requested by Jean, one of my fathers in the server, for me to draw the fellas as demons so: Mr.Dunne as the King of Hell( the LITWTC server is Hell(the place)) smoking a blunt and Mr.Wood is The Jersey Devil bc I thought it was a clever pun hehe also the server treats him like a cryptid?

Second is Bug Woman

third is LIZARD KING YEAHHHHG (from "Revelator", a serialized novel written by Chris Dunne)

Last but certainly not least is: Rat-Man (not actually a rat or a man) which is my Apocalypse Sona teehee

[dramaticallytotal]

TDWT Headcanons Pt. 7

Part 1 Last Part

• Leshawna, Cody, Noah, Harold, Sierra, Gwen, Ezekiel, and Duncan have allergies. Leshawna with pineapples, Cody with so many freaking bugs and goat saliva, Noah is allergic to bees, pollen, and dust. Harold has many but most notably crab apples and gummy slugs. Sierra is a little allergic to soy. Gwen is allergic to eucalyptus. Finally, Ezekiel has a slight allergy to peanuts. It's not bad, but he really hates it because he likes the taste of peanuts.

• Noah has so much blackmail on Chris it's not even funny. Mainly, it's embarrassing blackmail because the man has a bad habit of texting Noah his 3 am. thoughts, and they are all so freaking stupid.

One of his favorites was "Do you think Chef would love me if I was worm?"

Followed by

"Do you think he'd love me more if I could cook?"

Then

"Would he love me if I was a cooking worm like that stupid animated rat?"

• New Labels!! We all know everyone gets a label, so I'm either giving them new ones or tweaking their old ones or leaving them the same. We shall go alphabetically.

- Alejandro: The Arch Villain. It's simple and to the point!

- Blaineley: The Gossip Queen. I feel like she should have gotten one despite not being in the season that long.

- Bridgette: The Surfing Hostess. A mix of her original ones, plus acknowledging her being co-host of Aftermath

- Cody: The Drama Geek. A reference to his band The Drama Brothers mixed with his original label.

- Courtney: The Intimidating Overachiever. I just wanted to make it longer XD

- DJ: The Teddy Bear. Why mess with perfection?

- Duncan: The JD. Chris thought it was a clever musical reference, plus it stands for Juvenile Delinquent.

- Eva: The Powerhouse Stunt Girl. Noah made him change it to something positive with the power of blackmail.✨️

- Gwen: Living Goth Girl. Look... Noah was sleeping deprived, and one of the interns was blasting, Living Dead Girl and his half asleep brain thought it was hilarious. Chris's fully awake brain agreed.

- Harold: Uber Geek Bro. Mix of other labels plus his band name.

- Heather: The Queen Bee. Why mess with perfection x 2.

- Izzy: Izz-sane Actress. Chris could not help himself and gave her a pun. Noah made him put the actress.

- Leshawna: The Reality Queen. A nod to her and Tyler's run of reality TV shows. Despite what Blaineley said, it wasn't Leshawna's desperate grab for her former fame. All the shows asked her to guest star, and she did great.

- Lindsay: Her Hotness. A callback to her Admiral Lindsay Her Hotness role. Noah knows it was a fan favorite character arch. Thus, he added it.

- Noah: The High IQ. Why mess with perfection x 3, plus, Noah thinks it will help people underestimate him again.

- Owen: Big O. Chris and Noah just went with Izzy's nickname for Owen.

- Sierra: Obsessive Uber-Fan. It fits, and it makes the cast just believe she is a super fan, and then they meet her and are like "ooooh...you were not kidding about the Obsessive part."

- Trent: Loverboy. Short. Sweet. To the point XD

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Bonus:

- Chef: The Chef-of-all-trades. Because he does basically everything and Noah thought it was funny.

- Chris: The Host With The Most. Chris wanted to keep his classic label. (Noah calls him The Host With The Most Issues in his head.)

• When they were making the labels, Noah had to resort to spraying Chris with a spray bottle if he accidentally said something that would be seen as offensive. This morphed into Noah spraying him if he was being a diva, difficult, or just plain dumb.

• Noah immediately clocked Alejandro as too good to be true the moment they were in the craft services tent after being "rescued" by Chris and Chef. How? Because Noah was immediately attracted to him and Noah had bad taste in guys (or so his sisters say). Also, because, hello???? He auditioned to be on a show called Total Drama Dirtbags.

• Also also, Noah seems to attract ...eccentric types of people, and Alejandro chose to sit next to him on the bus. Well, in the seats across from him, seeing as he was sitting with Eva, and she chose the window seat. And he actually talked to him. To Noah, that was a big clue.

• When Noah and Blaineley get introduced to the merge people they each have to sing their own song. Blaineley, of course, songs her song Blaine-rific. Noah sings a parody of the song Roxie from Chicago with worked around lyrics, but he's hoping to spite the producers, and hopes they have to pay royalties or something for his song.

• Blaineley is pissed when she watches Noah's song because he got a costume that resembles Roxie's in the movie version somewhat, and some of the male interns even joined in as his background dancers and singer. He hoped Noelle was freaking proud because he performed the hell out of that song!

• Alejandro is definitely not jealous of all the boys pretending (they better be pretending) to fawn over Noah

• It's another instance of Alejandro being stunned by Noah, then he sees him in the wedding dress and blushes so hard.

• Bridgette and Noah are pretty good friends. They weirdly enough bonded over recipes since Bridgette is vegan, and Noah being Tamil eats a lot of vegan dishes whenever his mother cooks.

• Owen, Leshawna, Noah, Gwen, Alejandro, Courtney, Dj, and Tyler can all cook really damn good. Owen picked it up when he was trying diets, and he has actually lost some weight cooking for himself and his family. He's really proud. (So is Team E-Scope.) Leshawna because her aunties taught her and the senior volunteers at the shelters she helps at taught her too. DJ because of his Momma, of course. Gwen because she wanted to help her mom out, and sometimes, her mom was just so tired after working. Noah because his family sees cooking as a bonding experience. Alejandro learned so he could impress more people, but also his Nana wanted him to be self-reliant. Courtney because she didn't want to have to rely on others when she could do it herself. Tyler is a surprise, but he found out he could cook well when he started cooking for Lindsay for dates.

• Harold burned water once.

• Izzy isn't allowed in the kitchen. She likes to experiment too much.

• In Rapa Nui, when Chris was wearing the super short shorts, all the contestants there screamed in horror, and some even threw themselves to the floor. Noah slammed his face into the closest surface, which happened to be a very chiseled chest. Alejandro hid his face in Noah's hair.

• Chris was not amused at everyone's dramatics.

• I need you all to know that the Rapa Nui challenge isn't even a challenge because they couldn't close the rock fast enough, and Noah got picked up by the condor and taken to the nest. Which means he got his eggs all in the nest at once. Which means he automatically won.

• Chris comes up with a last-minute second challenge that whoever saves Noah gets immunity as well. (Someone save his son!)

• Noah is just trying not to freak out as the giant condor preens his hair like he's one of her chicks.

Next Part

[thewitchoftheweed]

Hi! I've been wanting to send you these alone with the questions in the previous ask, but it was taking too long, so!

First! A page of your Ratau from Red Star!

My first depiction of him, I added the stick just for it. Anxious fellow but still hopeful if a bit by the light in his eyes. Maybe a younger version of him.

My second depiction! I made some adjustments, especially to the rope and feet because I thought it was too fat and realized that perhaps rats have five fingers. I made him a pinned cloak with the pin right above where his heart is because I forgot how you described him in the fic at first and I wanted to make a pun on how he was sacrificed by being stabbed through the heart, as you can see in the small doodle of him above looking so done 😂 this was inspired by @stychu-stych cokic idea of how Lamb's fleece was formed from their blood. You could count this as his formal look for when he needs to look fancy. I made his getup under the cloak more rouge-like because some people theorised that Ratau is a stealth main.

Second depiction being more biblically correct lore wise! Gave him a lamp and a more sheepish expression compare to his more worried look from the previous one. Could be his alternative look. I added his older, more current look at the above.

Ratau's expression! A godly raging one, see his eyes bleed ichor and scleras turn black from it, with slitted pupils. Smug Ratau on the right, winning in a Knucklebones game. Sad Ratau on the middle left, mourning something silently (loss of family?) Peaceful Ratau smiling in contentment, something that's never going to exactly happen any time soon given the people in his life. Happy Ratau in relief, when he sees the joy in his life. Last right one of Scared Ratau (in general, or in the fave of lost favor?) Also added a sketch of young Ratau being hunted by cultists, it won't be a successful escape...

Will send the next page to you later

Aaah, I love this! Whenever I imagined Ratau I kept picturing him in the style of NIMH and these illustrations remind me of that.

I really enjoyed writing Ratau and I love how you've drawn him in all these iterations. The idea with the cloak pin is really clever; I like the idea of him highlighting where he was sacrificed/how he became the vessel.

All of the expressions are great, though I think my favorites are when he's happy/content/a little smug. After all he's been through he deserves it.

Thanks so much for sending these; I'll take a look at the next page!

[holopossums]

Here are some fun and important and fun things to know about Krow Jones from the Radiant Souls AU!

Krow is 18 years old, almost 19, during the events of the movie. His birthday is in early November and he meets Yukito in December, so both he and Yukito are 19 when they meet.

He is transmasc. While AFAB, sometime within his youth he decided he didn't feel like a girl and didn't want to be one. He started HRT when he was 14 and had top surgery when he was 17.

Krow is bisexual and attracted to many genders and species. But he does not know this until after he settles down in the present timeline and has time to think about things like that. Due to growing up surrounded by mutants and Yōkai, he doesn't find being attracted to non-humans weird in the slightest, and is in fact surprised when many humans say they aren't.

Personality-wise, Krow is compassionate, sweet, and endearingly sincere. He is serious when under stress, but when he relaxes he is quite goofy and playful. He is curious, loyal, and courageous. But he can be blunt and sarcastic. He has a temper and is prone to jealousy and wanting revenge. Though he tries to be fair, due to his high expectations of others he can sometimes be overly critical and hypocritical. But he always has his heart in the right place and tries his best to exert self-control, keep his flaws in-check, and maintain an air of maturity.

When he comes across new words or things he doesn't know, he tends to misremember or mispronounce the names in funny ways without meaning to. In roleplay, he's mispronounced charcuterie as "shark-cooch-tarry" or called the Guggenheim Museum as the "Google High".

While not knowledgeable about many things since he didn't have much of a formal education, he's clever and street-smart. He knows how to improvise and strategize, and he is good at solving puzzles. He's not great with comebacks most of the time, but he does like wordplay and puns. (He usually appreciates Ace's (Leo's) humor when no one else does.)

He is an extremely bad liar. So much so that it's painful to watch him lie. This is usually pretty humorous since he tends to behave anxiously whenever he lies and becomes a ball of sweat.

He is vulnerable in some ways. He wouldn't knowingly and willingly give information to an enemy or anything, and he doesn't purposely rat people out since he's very loyal to his family/friends/causes. But he's easily manipulated and his emotions are easily toyed with.

He is easily embarrassed or flustered in social situations. When he blushes, the tips of his ears go red and it soon spreads to his whole face. It is adorable.

Krow is very easy to tease. Because he never had a sibling growing up, he never quite caught onto the strategy of "don't give someone who's annoying you a reaction". He tends to react to everything and doesn't ignore those who annoy him. Characters who like to tease have a lot of fun around him.

More under cut!

The mask he wears was originally his mother's mask. After she died and he entered the war, it was modified for his use in battle by Jett (Donnie).

Jett wanted to make sure that Krow was going to be as protected as possible, so the tech inside the mask is meant to help him out as much as it can. It can do things like calculate trajectories and timing for him, so it's best for him to have his mask on while in battle or swinging with his grappling hook.

Krow wears his heart on his sleeve and has ever since he was little. He's very expressive; his facial expressions and tone of voice give away everything that he's feeling, and he has a lot of trouble with hiding it.

The Future turtles were concerned about Krow being so vulnerable, so when his mother died they encouraged him to keep and wear the mask when he feels scared, anxious, or sad. The mask acts as a security blanket for him and he hides his negative emotions with it. If he has it on him when he is feeling bad and wants to hide, he flips it down. He literally masks up to emotionally mask.

When Krow was young he was given various age-appropriate tasks to help around at the Base. Due to the large amount of things that needed to be done, he has broad skills and knowledge. He sort of became a jack-of-all-trades kid. As an older teen he's fairly self-sufficient and knows how to clean, cook, fix things, give first aid, and care for others.

Krow started training to fight when he was about 8 years old, some time after his mom died. Master Ace (Leo) thought it would be good for him and might also help him emotionally. Krow started out with basic Lou Jitsu-style martial arts. He was not allowed to use a bladed weapon until he was 12 and until that age was trained exclusively with wooden sticks, staffs, or any non-lethal blunt object.

Krow had a specific job in the war as a scout, messenger, and courier. It was his job to scout out areas and communicate with the Base and the other Resistance soldiers about what was going on so they could better strategize. He knows how to identify different types of Krang exosuits and ships from a distance and is good at investigation and patrolling. He was also often sent on missions to send messages or retrieve/deliver objects that were too important for regular drones to take care of. (Drones were often easily shot down or seized by the Krang whereas a person had a higher chance of success.) Later on in the war when the Resistance's numbers dwindled and he was older, Krow's role became less specialized and he was also fighting on the front lines a lot as a regular soldier.

He is farsighted. He can see things from a distance really well which was great for his job in the war, but he has trouble with seeing things up close. He needs reading glasses. No one noticed this because the majority of the reading Krow needed to do was mission notes and messages within his mask, so others couldn't really see him squinting. He also learned that he can read better up close if he relaxes his eyes/goes cross-eyed for a moment then refocuses.

Krow, like a crow, is a scavenger and loves to pick up random objects off the ground that catch his eye. He's drawn to things that are colorful and shiny - cool rocks, flowers, glass shards, coins, trash, trinkets, anything really. (This guy would go ham in a gift shop, do not bring him into one unless you're willing to spend hours in there.) When not on duty, he fills his pockets and bag with the things he finds. He amasses collections of things that he likes and stashes them away in secret spots.

Little things bring him a lot of joy and he tends to assume it brings other people the same amount of joy. Because of this, if he likes someone then he is going to give them the random things he finds as gifts, regardless of whether or not they actually want these things. Gift-giving is one of his expressions of love. The better he knows someone the more thoughtful he might be about it - for example, he might give someone things that are their favorite color.

He always wants to feel helpful in some way and feels anxious when he can't help. He tends to serve others before himself and act as support. If he can't do much, you'll often find him doing menial tasks or manual labor. This makes him a wonderful carer when people around him are ill or injured. He's also great at getting chores done.

He is certainly his mother's son: he has so much undiagnosed ADHD. It's just expressed differently than his mother. He's not spontaneously loud and brash like her, but he certainly cannot sit still for long periods of time and always needs to be on the move. He's often pacing around or fidgeting, and he's very expressive with his hand motions and gestures. He's also quite mentally restless, especially when stressed, and tends to overthink.

Because of his restlessness and curiosity, some of his favorite things to do are simply wandering around and people watching. This makes daily life in present-day NYC immensely interesting to him. He doesn't like crowds so he'll often be on the top of buildings and watch activities from afar. This behavior leads into his life as a vigilante slightly later on, as he tends to catch a lot of crime when he's watching from up high. He's like a heroic crow carefully watching the scene before swooping in to help others and swiftly deliver justice.

Krow is highly adaptable, so given time he learns and adjusts fairly well to life in the present timeline. He is, however, an older teen who wants to be independent and does not want to feel like a burden, so he's itching to figure out how to make it on his own. He's past high school age and has no interest in school, nor is he confident that he could do well in it. A year or so after he's been in the present, he starts to look for jobs and apartments.

Present Jett forged documents for Krow so he could get a job, and Present Angel (April) helped him with other job things like interviews. Krow's first few jobs were in things like retail and fast food, which he could not stand and wouldn't be at them for very long. He's not socialized to believe the customer (or boss) is always right. He can be quite blunt or have a temper and speaks his mind about what he believes is right, so he's very fire-able despite any other good work he does.

Krow eventually lands a day job that he tolerates and comes to enjoy, which is being an ice technician and groundskeeper for a local ice rink. It's there that he learns that he loves ice skating and ice hockey, because he often watches games and competitions. (It's a little funny that he has to work in slightly chilly conditions considering he hates the cold, so he's often bundled up for work.)

By the time he is in his late 20s to 30s, he's far more emotionally/mentally stable and has matured. He seems to have mellowed out a lot, and he channels a lot of his anger and any resentment into his fighting and vigilante work. He kind of leans more into being edgy when he's older because he uses this edgy persona to be intimidating. (And he is still a bit edgy on the inside.) But he's still the same lovable dork too.

I could probably go on and on about this guy but I'll stop here for everyone's sake. But there ya go! Lots of info about him.

[evolutiononthebrain]

Playground Life Games

I love the idea of Limited Life being a big game on a playground with school children. Not based on anything specific, just little bits i thought would be cute

***

Grian glances at the watch on his wrist. It’s Spiderman-themed, which is really cool, but not the most important part. The watch’s time display is the most important thing about the watch on his wrist.

3 hours from now, at 9pm, Grian and the rest of them had to go back to their houses. Curfews were so dumb, Grian thought, but his mum would kiII him if he was home late, so he didn’t argue much.

“Okay!” He shouts to his circle of friends. It quickly gets all of their attention. “Everybody’s watches set?” He checks.

It’s a few moments of everyone checking their watches, before Jimmy pipes up. “I don’t know how to set mine!” He whines. Groans come from the group.

Tango, standing next to Jimmy, grabs his wrist and tinkers with it for a moment before exclaiming, “Done! We’re ready, G-man!”

Grian nods seriously, glancing around the circle. “The boogeyman will be randomly chosen by whoever finds the piece of paper I’ve hidden first. When you’re the boogey-“ He’s unceremoniously cut off by Pearl shouting, “We know about the boogeyman! Can we go play now?” She asks.

To his utter shock and surprise, everyone else starts nodding and agreeing with Pearl.

Grian pouts, “Fine! Go!” He yells, throwing his hands up in the air. Everyone scatters like rats.

***

“Oh, Lizzie,” Joel sighs the girl’s name dreamily. He clutches his chest, leaning against the metal leg of the playground jungle gym the Bad Boys have claimed as their base.

Grian rolls his eyes, flicking the boy on his arm. “Lizzie,” He mocks the dreamy tone, high pitched, “thinks you’re lame.” He says. Joel glares at him, flicking Grian right back on the forehead.

Poor, oblivious Jimmy looks between his two teammates, utterly confused. “What about my sister?” He asks.

“Lizzie? Oh, I love Lizzie!” Scar interrupts their conversation. Grian really should stop rolling his eyes, or he really will get them ‘stuck like that,’ like his mum says.

But he can’t help it, not when Joel glares so hard at Scar that it’s shocking that Scar doesn’t light on fire and explode in front of them.

***

“They want to be known as the Mean Gills?” Jimmy says, again in his, seemingly, default state of utter confusion.

Cleo laughs loudly, “Mean Girls?” She asks, curious amusement on her face.

“No, no, Mean Gills!” Martyn chimes in, walking over. “A very clever pun, if I do say so myself.” He says, self-satisfied.

“It’s your team name, then?” Cleo asks, “Like, Jimmy’s whole ‘Bad Boys’ thing.” She snorts.

Jimmy makes an affronted sound. “I am the bad boy of the playground!” He says insistingly. Cleo laughs, verging on cackles, and hunches over as she puts her hands on her knees to support herself.

“Aww,” She giggles, wiping an imaginary tear from her eye, “Aww, of course you are, Jim.” She says, nodding patronizingly.

***

“Why can’t Ren play with us?” BigB pouts. He’s been asking that for the past two hours they’ve been playing. Grian hands him a stick, which they’re gathering for weapons.

“Because, BigB,” Grian starts, exasperated from having to explain this again, “Ren is at summer-camp all summer. It’s for werewolves or something.” Grian explains, crossing his arms.

“I miss him.” BigB frowns.

“You were literally cheating on him with me last summer. We were secret soulmates and you want to go back to your other soulmate?” Grian squints at him, almost offended.

BigB is silent. Grian throws his hands up in the air and walks away.

***

It has to be the hottest day of the summer. Scar fans himself uselessly with his hand. He starts to pull off his shirt.

Cleo turns around from where she was organizing their lunchboxes-turned-chests. The shirt is halfway pulled off as she shouts, “Scar!”

“What?” He asks.

“Keep your shirt on!” Cleo says loudly. In the distance, Scar hears Bdubs laugh from their farm. He sighs, pulling the shirt back on.

“Okay mom!” Scar chirps, just because he knows it annoys her and the heat is putting him in a gremlin, mischievous mood. Cleo groans, glaring at him as she heads off toward Bdubs at the farm.

Jokes on her, Bdubs thinks calling Cleo ‘mom’ is even funnier than Scar does!

[shmowder]

I have a very important Patho character question which characters do you think would have a cat? If they could? Personally I think of one character who strikes me as a cat person for sure but that’s probably like the most obvious candidate for that

Ah yes the most obvious candidate

the candidate that is the most likely to be a cat person

The Pathologic character candidate

Of course I know them duh. It's so obvious I don't even need to name them

Anyway here's the tierlist.

I debated whether Dankovsky would be a cat or dog person, I settled on dog because he likes having control. But I don't see him as a pet person at all. He prefers observing animals and reading about them, not interacting with them. Dogs he can stand if they behave, but he absolutely won't entertain someone's cat or bird if he was a guest at their house.

Anna wouldn't want any pets but if she could stand an animal, a cat would be the best choice sine they tend to be the cleanest.

I like the Idea of Rubin taking care of a kitten and raising it into a cute cuddly cat that brightens his day. That man deserves happiness.

I also like the idea of him and Artemy being so big and scary yet end up having cats as pets. Artemy's cat could either be a stray that adopts itself into his life or a cat that Isidor used to take care of and now it follows Artemy.

Aglaya would like dogs for their loyalty rather than the need to control them, she'd still admire cats for their freedom and cleverness.

Yulia desperately wants a cat but I think she is scared deep down of getting too attached to it, especially with no veterinarian in town and how devastated she'd be if her cat passes away. So she skips on the whole ordeal. She pspspsps at strays when no one is looking tho, shares some of her food with them.

Alexander Saburov seems the type to have a childhood dog he grew very attached to. He doesn't fully understand cats and doesn't like that they can't be trained but he'd still do his best to take care of one if it became his pet.

I think it's very ironic how much Khan resembles an indoor domestic spoiled cat personality wise yet he is the leader of the dogheads. My theory is that he tried petting a cat one and it scratched him and he held a grudge ever since so he always claims that dogs are better.

Maria would get a black cat thinking it will help her appear more fearsome in the town people's eyes, only for the cat to end up being the most loving adorable ball of pure abyss. She would kill for her cat and keeps it protected safe inside her room, she plays with the cat and showers it in compliments and kisses after locking the door to make sure no one walks in on her showing her soft side. If this was the modern world, Maria would have so many pictures of her adorable black fluffball playing with her expensive pearl necklace or rolling around her priceless silky sheets.

Notkin already has a cat, even tho he himself has the personality of a loyal dog. Cats scratching him didn't deter him but made him learn to respect animal boundaries.

Mark Immortell's cat is the incarnation of a hell cat, the most evil sinister and annoying thing that will slap you with its paws for giving it any non luxury brand cat food. They're two sides of the same coin and only he and his cat understand each other.

Katerina's position is a pun. Yk cats eat mice and the rat prophet and all, so she never wants a cat around.

Sticky seems like he'd take care of strays because he sees himself in them. He understands cats better than anyone, he too hates being disturbed and likes spending time alone. And he is also endlessly curious. He takes it upon himself to feed Murky and give her candy at the start of the game just when she starts frequenting the haruspex lair.

Murky learned from him, she probably used to leave cats bowls of milk before Sticky informed her it's actually bad for them and they can't have milk.

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If it wasn't limited to cats, a bird would suit Eva much more because they thrive under attention and require so much love and care. Owning a bird, let alone an exotic one like a parrot is almost a full time job.

Artemy has his bull pet in canon, I think Oyun used to have one too. It would be adorable if Murky just led a baby calf home once because she found it alone outside and Artemy just accepted it as a new part of the family.

The Kains do already have pets, the human kind. Aka the Stamatins. But if they absolutely had to pick a different one, I see the Judge maintaining a pristine aquarium for the most beautiful fish you've ever seen. It takes dedication, time, knowledge and lots of money. The fish might end up as the family pet as every person chips in every once in a while, Victor fixing the water filter etc.

The Stamatins themselves would probably keep lizards, maybe even snakes. I don't think they know how to take care of pets or even want to learn. However I do see them sharing custody over a pet rabbit when they were just kids. It drove Peter crazy because it kept eating his canvasses. So Andrey took it with him outside most of the time. It ended up getting picked off by a hawk. The two brothers spent the remainder of the week setting up a trap to kill the hawk and avenge their pet.

[bulletproof-slimeboy]

Hey guys, it’s Charlie!

So I know I worried you all, with those streams and the disappearing and everything, but I’m okay now! Gonna be in the hospital for a bit but I’ll be back on track as soon as I can.

We’re going for he/him pronouns, in case you were wondering! I’ll figure out tags later- I just wanted to get something out there and let you know I’m okay.

Edit: Tags!

IC: #in-vested

OOC: #genlost the plot

Original posts: #clever chat pun

Talking to cast/ex-cast: #rgb but more and fucked up

Asks, anons and strangers: #what’s gooping gunkers (this is the tag to go for if you’re not sure whether I answered your ask!)

The end of a long rb chain: #and scene

TWs: This blog includes spoilers for Generation Loss as well as medical talk, injury and scars, abuse, starvation, cannibalism (see prior tag), serious mental illness/disorders and medication-related health complications.

This is a RP blog for post-show Charlie from Generation Loss! Rather, it’s a blog full of headcanons that mix with the others’ and our own plot because we’re filling in gaps-

…so basically fanfiction. It’s genloss fanfiction co-written by a cast and an audience. Read through, have fun, and feel free to ask and interact! If you want to join us, we’d be super happy to have you.

Extra special secret tags: #the hidden star, #clever rat pun, #what, #clever.chat.pun and #the genboopening

[d1d11818]

Ok, I’m a little nervous to write this. But here goes.

You two have a vibe that I can dig like dirt (play on words). (This is fully platonic btw.)

That’s all really, since I can’t think of anything else to ask y’all, besides what your opinion(s) on rats are.

Have a positively pleasant day. :)

- Ah!

- I understand the pun.

- I approve! That was very clever.

- It is a pleasure to get to talk to you, friend.

- As for rats...

- I do very much adore them.

- You know, I actually had some rats in my care a few years ago.

- One of which was a rescued lab rat.

- The other one I got to keep him company.

- I think you would have liked them.

- We do so hope you will continue to send such asks.

- We are glad you are comfortable enough to not use the anonymous option,

- although it is there if needed.

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- I love rats too!!! I learned to read back 1818's responses and I see he's already explained we owned some! They were called Spike and Hector! Spike was the rescue, we got Hector to be his roommate! Aw, I miss those guys.

- You're the rat king then??? That's awesome! I bow before you, great rat king!

[fangirlshrewt97]

D20 - Dungeons and Drag Queens Ep 1 Notes

Hey @lurkerviolin,

My notes ran too long so I thought I’d post it as a text post 😅. I do realize some of these are incoherent, and lacking my usual amount of emojis but I typed it in my laptop instead of phone so...

Also I think i kept switching up all their pronouns cause I wasn’t sure which was the right one? 😅😅

Anyways here we go:

This theme song is already so chaotic lol

God still so strange to see Brennan all made up, but he looks great

It's so nice to see how the Queens are all so engaged. Brennan is radiating such incredible Storyteller energy right now, it's amazing.

Lololol oh no Monet! "We have someone who works in identity theft" lol

Jujubee is so entranced as Brennan is describing Everdeep. Mood.

Oh my gosh the Queens are so funny. The riffing about the gem's origins.

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY FOR WITCHES!

Hmm yeah she did talk to her own mother like that ...

The way it was written by Tuna Turner! I don't know how much the Dropout people asked the Queens to lean on puns but they are doing amazing. Bob especially is SO into it.

The growl from Alaska lol

Hmm, has Bob played before? They seem more accustomed to the game play.

Ok yeah I think Bob might be my favorite so far

Jujubee is a close second, they are so enthusiastic but so lost. It's endearing. "We went to Cher's last first concert to gether." lolol

Cause they're an inch from 5' feet lolololol oh my gooood.

These interjections are such a gift. They just make the story so much funnier

Lieutenant Alvin the chipmunk lol cute!!

Jujubee forcing Brennan to narrate as Alvin was such a Mood. Yes, make him work!

Zaria Hex: Beware her death drop *I snorted, oh my god, ingenious*

SHE ATE THE SEED LOLOLOLOL

"9.30" "Yeah, it's late for you Grandma" lol

Alaska's growling accent is an excellent character choice

Bob entering the bar and immediately describing what they are seeing, are we sure they are completely new to this?

Oh my god I love Kashra, look at that build!

Daggy is also really handsomely designed.

Makes sense for the two fighters to be able to down the drink no problem.

Aww two nat ones

"If your perception's a one, that means you are delusional" lol

Oh my god Jujubee is too cute, with how often they get confused.

A racotour is when you contour with a rat LOLOLOL

"Oh, he's a pimp"

This is a greatseason for newcomers to DnD. Brennan is such a good teacher

Bump is kinky! LOL

Gertrude is so clever. I love how quickly Bob and Monet understood the concept of the game.

A 24?! She is going to pulvarize him!

Lololol, just so you know when you turn 36 yourknees know when it's going to rain.

Idk who Michelle visage it, but I like how Jujubee says Brennan. Yeah he may be the DM guiding them in the adventure, but to them, he's also like a younger kid/brother-type.

I remember Raphaniel casting Detect thoughts in Ep 1 of the ravening war and just getting blasted with horny thoughts lol

"Twyla! Don't look around! Don't freak out!

Oooh Wallace... I like that idea, yeah his clasp is a different colour cause he's an undead pretending not to be. Solid guess.

Oh damn they went from initiative to beast assault. Zero to 60 indeed.

A Cat Tree??? So out of left field. God, you got to love first time players just doing the wildest moves.

Amazing Grapple. Like a To-Go container.

It's probbaly Swallace, drop the 'S', no one will know . LOLOL

This Mark Ronson gag is also so funny.

Cousin KK, incredible.

Ooh, Brennan is so good about tying far flung stories together.

Aww Jujubee really liking Brennan'sflowery descriptions! Cute.

I really like how Brenan incorporates all their random additions into his narrative. As a DM, really letting the players's additions become part of his world. It's very kind.

Lol, the caption for the guardian being "Stoned for days, Darling". All these taglines are so clever!

Oh my god, the camera jumping back and forth between Monet and Jujubee instead of Brennan as he is trying to do a play. Far more entertaining, good call Director/editor

Alaska's voice for Princess is so fitting and so funny.

"Just straight up the same one?" Judgey much, stone guy?

Brennan is so good with descriptions of what is happening.

OOOOH They look so into it in the next episode. This looks like a cool side quest, can't see what comes next.

[enkisstories]

A little later Vi Moradi passed by the napping couple. It took guts to sleep this soundly in roughly the middle of the enemy encampment even when you were currently under diplomatic immunity. That, or an overblown ego.

"So trusting, General? Or still not taking us seriously?"

"Well, in one regard you were correct: I'm not averse to spying in general. Or on Generals, pardon the pun."

"Too easy... Romantic attachment ruined many a good person. And apparently at least one evil person, too."

"Let's see now..."

It doesn't take Vi Moradi long to break the encryption on Hux' datapad. As expected, there is a file concerning the newly proclaimed Supreme Leader's future plans.

Steadfast to remain in orbit of Batuu... wait for Finalizer's arrival to leave planet... occupation squad to retreat from Kijimi...

"Interesting. So you had already planned this BEFORE you offered it to me. Clever rat."

All military operations, executions and interrogations halted... doesn't apply to secret service activity and responsive actions in case of getting attacked... mass-testing for m-count in the armed forces and on colonized worlds... and some more neat stuff that you'd love to learn, right, Moradi?

Wait, what was that last one she'd read?

So that was why the encryption had been so simple. Hux had WANTED her to read his files. Not just clever, but insolent rat!

But also a lying bastard? Or had the Supreme Leader left this document for her eyes, after their face to face talk had ended in a brawl earlier today?

[its-a-rat-trap]

my huge fixation on the rats has come back again so out of curiosity, what are some of your favorite tracks, and why?

Oh man sorry it took me so long to answer this! It ended up being harder than I thought to narrow down a list of my favorite songs but here’s (some) of my current faves at least!

Lookin’ After No. 1 - A bit of a cliched inclusion but it’s still (imo) the best example of their early punk/post-punk sound, and you can really hear how well Garry and Simon meshed with their playing. Plus I’m an utter sap and it makes me very emotional to think of Bob going from writing “Don’t give me love thy neighbor / Don’t give me charity” to. yknow. putting on the entirety of Live Aid. 

(Also don’t eVEN talk to me about the Music Machine gig, every time I think of Bob singing “Don’t wanna be like you / Don’t wanna live like you / Don’t wanna talk like you at all / I’m gonna be like me” in the face of the neo-nazi skinheads who just punched him in the face I go INSANE)

Joey’s On The Streets Again - Look I know that if we’re picking “Top songs Bob wrote about the Ireland of his childhood” then Rat Trap is understandably always gonna be at the top of the list but consider: Joey is just a better song, especially the last verse of it.

Also the Self Aid Joey performance? SO FUCKING GOOD genuinely my favorite live performance of this song that they’ve ever done

Wind Chill Factor Minus Zero - The lyrics just do it for me. I feel like a lot of people don’t think of Bob Geldof as a great lyricist but he really is and this song is just full of little clever lines like “You start to laugh (No) / You say you’ve won (No) / It’s just I lost (No) / That’s not the same (No)” that just make it SO satisfying to sing!

Also gotta put a shout out to “Real Different” for the same reason, every time I hear Bob sing “I'll fill my pocket full of stones and I'll throw 'em at the light” I just go feral asldkfjals

The Elephant’s Graveyard - You know that quote about (I Never Loved) Eva Braun that describes the song as something like the happiest most upbeat song about Hitler you’ll ever hear? The Elephant’s Graveyard is exactly like that but for police brutality and the Rats fucking made it work. 

Obviously if we’re talking about social justice themes in their songs Mondays and Banana Republic are gonna top the list but listen. Listen. Bob wrote a song specifically about anti-black police brutality in Florida that calls out the double-standards of the US justice system (“Justice isn’t blind / It just looks the other way”), made the campiest beach-themed music video for it, and somehow they completely nailed the combination. 

House on Fire - IT’S JUST A FUCKING BANGER OF A SONG! Seriously between the brass instruments and Bob’s voice it’s just such a fun and funky song, and it’s a great example of the Rats playing around with their sound in their later albums in a way that just works perfectly for them. 

Also it has more good mouth-feel lyrics in it, like the line “Doing halo hula-hoops, executing loop-de-loops / Takes a lot of skill and bad taste” is just sooo satisfying to sing !!!

Trash Glam Baby - Obligatory COB inclusion alksdjfklas I almost went with She Said No instead but they really nailed that old-school rock sound with Trash Glam Baby and I absolutely adore it. I love the little references at the start of the song, I love the reprise at the end, the video absolutely fucks, this was everything I needed from 21st Century Rats and more!

Do The Rat / D.U.N. L.A.O.G.H.A.I.R.E. - Because I couldn’t pick just one, special shout-out to both Do The Rat and D.U.N. L.A.O.G.H.A.I.R.E. for being fantastic b-side tracks! I love that Bob and the rest of the band were having fun fooling around with their releases like this. I love all the puns in Do The Rat, and the little convo at the start of D.U.N. L.A.O.G.H.A.I.R.E. both makes me laugh and makes me a little emotional now that Garry’s gone.

[nameofallteams]

222 Clever And Funny Fishing Names For Teams

Finding a clever and Fishing Names For Teams for your fishing team can add an element of fun to your outings and competitions. Whether you’re gearing up for a local fishing tournament or just want to give your team a memorable identity, a good name can capture the essence of your group’s personality and passion for fishing. Here’s a comprehensive list of 222 clever and funny fishing team names to inspire you. 1. Names Reflecting Fishing Skills and Expertise These names highlight your team’s fishing prowess and expertise. - The Reel Deal - Hook, Line, and Sinker - The Catch Masters - Fin-tastic Crew - The Fish Whisperers - The Bait Brigade - The Tackle Titans - Angling Aces - The Cast Kings - The Hooked Heroes - Fishing Fanatics - The Lure Legends - The Net Ninjas - Catch and Release Crew - The Rod Rockstars - Master Anglers - The Line Leaders - The Hook Heroes - The Bait Busters - The Reel Masters 2. Fun and Playful Fishing Team Names For teams that enjoy a lighthearted approach to fishing, these names add a touch of humor. - The Fishin’ Fools - Reel Crazy Crew - The Bait Bandits - Gone Fishin’ Funnies - The Catch Comedians - Hooked on Fun - The Lure Loons - The Wacky Waders - Reel Laughs - The Fishing Funnies - The Fish Fryers - Hooked Hilarity - The Rod Rascals - Catchy Jokers - The Giggle Gills - The Fishy Funnies - The Cast Clowns - The Hooked Hams - The Laughing Lures - The Tackle Tricksters 3. Names Emphasizing Competition and Winning These names focus on a competitive edge and winning spirit. - The Fishing Champs - Reel Winners - The Catch Contenders - The Tackle Titans - Fishin’ to Win - The Prize Catchers - Hooked for Gold - The Reel Warriors - The Victory Vessels - The Tournament Titans - Champion Castaways - The Catch Champions - Winning Waves - The Reel Rivals - The Top Hookers - Catch Conquerors - The Fishin’ Fighters - The Grand Catchers - The Trophy Trawlers - The Ultimate Anglers 4. Names with a Punny Twist These names use puns and wordplay for a humorous take on fishing. - The Reel Thing - Hook, Line, and Laughs - The Bass Busters - The Reel McCoy - Hooked on Phonics - The Lure-ists - The Catch-22s - The Reel O’Neals - Fishin’ for Compliments - The Bass-ically Funny - The Lure-ious - The Rod Squad - The Hook and Ladder - The Catch of the Daydreams - The Reel Fun - The Bait and Switchers - The Fish-tionary Crew - The Hooked Jokers - The Catch Comedy Crew - The Fish Fry Guys 5. Names Inspired by Nature and the Outdoors These names draw inspiration from natural elements and the great outdoors. - The River Rovers - The Lake Legends - The Stream Team - The Wilderness Wranglers - The Pond Pirates - The Ocean Explorers - The Creek Creators - The Nature Navigators - The Shoreline Shakers - The Backwater Bandits - The Streamline Squad - The Wild Waterers - The Tidal Team - The River Rats - The Coastal Catchers - The Lake Lovers - The Nature’s Netters - The Freshwater Flyers - The Ocean’s Bounty - The Wild Waters 6. Names Reflecting Fishing Gear and Equipment These names focus on fishing gear and equipment, adding a fun twist. - The Reel Deal Crew - Hooked on Rods - The Lure Lords - The Tackle Tacklers - Reel and Reelers - The Bait Bringers - The Rod Runners - Hook and Line Heroes - The Tackle Tacklers - The Reel Roamers - The Bait Binders - The Line Legends - The Rod Rangers - The Lure Lovers - The Reel Renegades - The Tackle Terrors - The Hook Heroes - The Line Lifters - The Reel Rascals - The Bait Brigade 7. Names Emphasizing Team Spirit and Camaraderie These names reflect a strong sense of team spirit and camaraderie. - The Fishing Friends - The Reel Buddies - The Hooked Helpers - The Cast Crew - The Tackle Team - Fishing Family - The Bait Mates - The Cast Companions - The Reel Gang - The Line Mates - The Rod Pals - The Fishing Fellows - The Hooked Together - The Tackle Troop - The Crew Catchers - The Net Network - The Fishing Faction - The Reel Team - The Catch Compadres - The Friendly Fishers 8. Names with a Cool and Edgy Vibe For teams looking for a cool, edgy name that stands out. - The Hook Hounds - The Rebel Rodders - The Fishin’ Freaks - The Tackle Titans - The Rod Rebels - The Bait Brawlers - The Reel Renegades - The Catch Crusaders - The Fishing Fiends - The Net Nomads - The Rod Rockers - The Catch Commanders - The Fish Frenzy - The Edgy Anglers - The Bait Bandits - The Reel Raiders - The Lure Legends - The Catch Mavericks - The Tackle Raiders - The Reel Rebels 9. Names Inspired by Fishing Locations and Features These names are inspired by famous fishing locations or features of fishing environments. - The Lake Lunkers - The River Runners - The Creek Catchers - The Shoreline Sharks - The Pond Pirates - The Coastal Catchers - The Bay Baiters - The Streamline Squad - The Tidal Trekkers - The Dock Dogs - The Lake Legends - The River Rats - The Creek Crew - The Shore Shifters - The Ocean's Edge - The Pond Prowlers - The Lake Lakers - The River Royalty - The Bay Bandits - The Creek Crafters 10. Names Reflecting Fun Fishing Activities These names focus on the fun and enjoyment of fishing activities. - The Casting Crew - The Bait Brigade - The Reel Fun Squad - The Hook Happy Crew - The Catch Craze - The Tackle Time - The Lure Lovers - The Fishing Follies - The Hook Happies - The Reel Fun Team - The Catch Club - The Rod Rompers - The Bait Busters - The Tackle Troupe - The Lure League - The Reel Enthusiasts - The Catch Collective - The Fishing Fanatics - The Hook Heroes - The Reel Party Conclusion A clever and funny name can set the tone for your fishing team’s camaraderie and enjoyment. Whether you’re emphasizing skill, competition, or just having fun, this list of 222 fishing team names offers a wide range of options to capture your team’s spirit. Choose a name that resonates with your group, and get ready to make a splash on your next fishing adventure! Read the full article