#cleanse and detox

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine]

Removing myself from all situations where I don’t feel loved, supported, appreciated, or respected.

[therealparasites]

The fashion world isn't the only community to see micro trends come and go. We see them in interior design with the rise of ambient light and the fall of minimalism. Even technology has micro trends with things like AI being the new big one!

Despite micro trends being all around us in every industry I was still NOT prepared for the ones I'd find in groups dedicated to those with "parasite infections" (aka delusional parasitosis) 🤢🤢

Today, I bring you:

✨Garlic Suppositories✨

I dunno who started this, but posts like this were flooding my poor Facebook timeline for at LEAST a month.

See this is why you can't eat at everybody's house.

If those didn't make you laugh enough already don't worry I've saved the best for last.

This is what pseudoscience does to a mf. One would think if you're gonna shove something up your butt you'd probably make sure you're shoving the right thing up there. Guess not 🤪🤪

Anyway, hope you've enjoyed this compilation of fully grown adults talking about putting garlic cloves in their buttholes to get rid of parasites they never had to begin with. If it's not already clear, DO NOT PUT GARLIC UP YOUR BUTTHOLE; IT DOES NOT BELONG THERE!!!

[faggotfungus]

your post made about detoxes reminds me of someone who posted in this Tourette’s Syndrome facebook group about how their kid has been on a “parasite cleanse” and has had an extreme increase in tics asking if the two could be related. I asked what medicine specifically. It was a naturopath-prescribed treatment where all but one ingredient was documented toxic to children. The child had no indication of parasites but the the naturopath insisted on a parasite cleanse to “cover all bases”.

The treatment might not even have been what caused the increase in tics, it could’ve been coincidental. But the company called cellcore that provides this treatment is so sketchy. The language just sets off so many alarm bells in my head. The attitude is always “well the worst that will happen is no change if it’s bogus” and I’m just exasperated bc whenever I bring up the potential harm especially regarding children I get such pushback.

I know my mom fell into this trap too when I was a kid and it’s such a slippery slope from a “healer” promising they’ll fix you and then all the sudden when it’s not working and there’s so much money down the drain it’s you, the sick child’s fault it’s not working and you aren’t healed because you aren’t “willing to believe” it will work. I don’t know, I was just glad to see a post addressing this in part. ✌️

Parents of disabled children are truly some of the fuckin worst. They get it in their heads that they've been slighted by god in some way, so they take it out on the children that are even more reliant on them than your average kid; by neglecting them and ignoring their disability altogether, or pumping them full of every drug known to man and ✨️then some✨️

When reading about their diagnosis is literally Right There. Bare minimum. (Something neither of my parents did as well for any for my diagnoses)

Detoxes and cleanses are so extremely damaging.

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Hey everyone, I'm a board-certified wellness influencer and today we'll be practicing our mental gymnastics. First, a warm-up: Chemicals. Toxins. Allopathic. Cleanse. Detox. Here's my discount code. Alright, we're ready to rock. First, we're going to be practicing a few rounds of "your body is divinely intelligent and has the ability to heal itself," BUT ALSO, "you need to buy my supplements to heal." Second, we're practicing the "processed foods are terrible for you and you should avoid them at all costs," BUT ALSO, "buy these highly processed powders that I have a discount code for." And lastly, we're going to get in a few reps of "Big Pharma wants to keep you sick to make money," BUT ALSO, "I'm not going to mention that I'm part of the multi-trillion dollar wellness industry." Happy mental gymnastics-ing!

They never want to talk about Big Placebo. Mostly because they always want to sell you something.

[mindawaken]

Cleaning time 🧽

[garfieldbabe]

Aint nothing beat the sanctity of a big morning coffee shit

[crystalbottle]

[priestessofthepoeticprophesy]

Day 2 of A Medical Medium 3:6:9 Heavy Metal Detox Cleanse

[5-daycleanse]

5-day detox: juice cleanse prep

Starting a juice cleanse? Prep yourself

[healthking2023]

Unveiling the Transformative Effects of Cleansing and Detox Tea

In today's bustling world, the pursuit of wellness often takes center stage in our lives. Amidst various health trends, one practice has gained significant attention for its natural and rejuvenating properties: cleansing and detox tea.

Understanding the Essence of Cleansing and Detox Tea

Cleansing and detox teas have emerged as a beacon of holistic health, offering a natural and refreshing way to detoxify the body. Crafted from a meticulous blend of herbs, roots, and botanicals, these teas boast a powerhouse of ingredients known for their cleansing prowess.

Harnessing Nature's Bounty

At the heart of these teas lie nature's gifts—ingredients carefully selected for their cleansing and revitalizing properties. From the gentle detoxifying effects of dandelion root to the soothing qualities of chamomile, each component plays a role in supporting the body's natural detoxification mechanisms.

Promoting Wellness from Within

The allure of cleansing and detox teas extends beyond their delightful flavors. These brews assist in aiding digestion, reducing bloating, and promoting a sense of internal balance. Ingredients like ginger and peppermint soothe the digestive tract, while green tea's antioxidants invigorate and rejuvenate.

Embracing Vitality through Detoxification

Our bodies encounter toxins daily, be it through environmental exposure or dietary choices. Cleansing and detox teas act as a gentle yet effective aide, supporting the body's detoxification pathways and promoting a renewed sense of energy and vitality.

Incorporating Tea into Your Daily Routine

Integrating cleansing and detox teas into your lifestyle is a simple yet impactful step toward holistic wellness. Whether as a morning ritual or an evening wind-down, these teas offer a convenient and enjoyable way to support your body's natural detoxification processes.

Choosing Your Perfect Brew

With an array of options available, selecting the right cleansing and detox tea can be an adventure. Consider your wellness goals and preferences—whether you seek herbal blends or prefer the benefits of green tea-based detoxifiers. Always prioritize quality ingredients that align with your individual needs.

Explore our collection of cleansing and detox tea at Health King and embark on a journey toward a healthier, more vibrant you. Elevate your wellness and indulge in the goodness of nature's remedies—one cup at a time.

[rosequartzforyou]

february is for cleanse: emotional detox

did you know that february comes from a latin word 'februa' which means to cleanse? coincidentally, i've been reading this book called emotional detox by sherianna boyle which is really helpful.

what you need to know about emotional detox:

- emotional detox is NOT shutting down your emotions. trust me, we all want a switch like that to ignore them get on with our lives but that's now how it works. you HAVE to feel your emotions and process them. that's how you get through the situation.

- for some it's easy. feeling emotions, i mean. but for some, especially the ones with anxiety, it's terrifying. people are never ready for it. but feeling it all is important.

- so what is emotional detox then? it's identifying the feelings that you've ignored, pushed into a corner, never dealt with or blocked. these feelings are the negative feelings we are talking about removing, not negative feelings such as anger, jealousy and etc etc. it's the ones you think you've swept under the rug but when in real, it's haunting you in a different form.

- emotional detox is cleansing yourself of these negative feelings and creating a healthy mental space.

- contrary to what you think, emotional detox begins with taking care of yourself physically — hydration, enough sleep, physical exercise and an active mind.

- emotional detox is not what you do once and stop. it's a lifestyle. and there are so many elements in it.

i'll be posting on this topic as i read and share all the juicy bits to this whole lifestyle.

[therealparasites]

Parasites = living organisms??? ❌🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🖕🏻😤😤

Parasites = .....literal demons from the Bible??? ✅✅🤗👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻👍🏻

I really don't know what kind of cope this is for them, but this insane rhetoric could be EXTREMELY harmful for those of us that suffer from mental health conditions; especially ones that have a potential for psychosis. I sincerely hope nobody in this group has OCD, or schizophrenia, or anything else that could send them spiraling from reading this absolute GARBAGE.

Honestly the OP is probably mentally ill themselves, and this is exactly why I fucking HATE the loser ass grifters that create these groups to shill their bs products. The woman that runs this group only pops in to post advertisements for her products while the rest of the group evolves into craziness, and I just think that's disgusting.

[blendandbalence]

Smoothie Diet for Weight Loss: A Healthy Way to Shed Pounds

In recent years, smoothies have become a popular choice for people looking to lose weight. Smoothies are a great way to get all the nutrients you need in one easy-to-make drink. The smoothie diet is a weight loss plan that involves replacing your meals with nutrient-rich smoothies for a certain period of time. This diet is believed to be effective because smoothies are low in calories and high in fiber, which can help you feel full and reduce your overall calorie intake.

What is the Smoothie Diet?

The smoothie diet is a weight loss plan that involves consuming smoothies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a certain period of time. The duration of the diet can vary depending on your goals and needs. Some people may follow the diet for a few days, while others may follow it for a few weeks or even a month.

The smoothie diet typically involves using whole foods such as fruits, vegetables, and nuts, which provide a variety of nutrients, including vitamins, minerals, and fiber. The ingredients are blended together with water or other liquids such as coconut milk, almond milk, or fruit juice to create a smoothie.

Benefits of the Smoothie Diet

The smoothie diet has many benefits, including:

Weight loss: Since smoothies are low in calories and high in fiber, they can help you lose weight by reducing your overall calorie intake.

Convenience: Smoothies are easy to make and can be prepared in advance, making them a convenient option for people with busy lifestyles.

Nutrient-rich: Smoothies are packed with nutrients such as vitamins, minerals, and fiber, which can help improve your overall health.

Versatile: Smoothies can be customized to suit your taste preferences and dietary needs. You can add protein powder, nuts, seeds, and other ingredients to create a variety of flavors.

Detoxification: The smoothie diet can help cleanse your body of toxins and improve your digestion, leading to better overall health.

How to Follow the Smoothie Diet

If you're interested in trying the smoothie diet, here are some tips to help you get started:

Choose the right ingredients: Use whole foods such as fruits, vegetables, and nuts in your smoothies. Avoid using processed foods, added sugars, and artificial sweeteners.

Mix it up: Use a variety of ingredients to keep your smoothies interesting and to ensure that you get a wide range of nutrients.

Don't skip meals: Make sure to consume a smoothie for breakfast, lunch, and dinner to ensure that you get enough calories and nutrients.

Stay hydrated: Drink plenty of water and other fluids throughout the day to keep yourself hydrated.

Exercise: Incorporate exercise into your routine to help boost weight loss and improve your overall health.

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The smoothie diet can be an effective way to lose weight and improve your overall health. By using whole foods and a variety of ingredients, you can create nutrient-rich smoothies that will help you feel full and satisfied. If you're interested in trying the smoothie diet, be sure to follow the tips outlined above and incorporate exercise into your routine for maximum results. Click here for more smoothie ideas to lose weight.

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

If you don’t have a liver and kidneys, you have bigger issues than expensive magic juices.

[reality-detective]

𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 100℅ 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙟𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝🤔