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barcaatthemoon · 5 months ago

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rivals || patri guijarro x reader ||

you see patri after an el classico match.

minors dni, 18+, smut ahead

"are you ready to see your girlfriend?" misa teased as she nudged you. there weren't many of your teammates at real madrid who felt comfortable enough with you to tease you like that. misa had been your friend since you were in the spanish youth groups, and had seen firsthand your tumultuous, at best, relationship with patri.

real madrid was not the club that you necessarily wanted to play for in spain, but it was the only madrid team who had made an offer on you. you were a madrid girl through and through. alexia was to barcelona what you were to madrid. your somewhat newfound fame as madrid's golden girl of futbol made the el classico matches even more exciting.

that wasn't the development that made your stomach churn with nervous excitement. the fact that you were sleeping with patri now was wht did it for you. misa was the only one of your teammates who knew that, and she had only found out by walking into your apartment while patri had you bent over the back of your own couch while she fucked you.

"she is not my girlfriend. i have better taste than to date a fucking culer," you snapped at her. misa just laughed as she pulled you against her in a side hug. "i feel good about today. let's take home a win, okay?"

"i'm sure that you can distract your girl and help us out," misa teased. you rolled your eyes at her insistence at referring to patri as 'yours' and shoved her away a bit. as annoyed as you pretended to be, the more that you thought about it, the nicer it sounded to be with someone again.

your last relationship had been a bust, and the reason that you had decided to take a break from dating men for a bit. you had always been comfortable in your sexuality, and for the most part you took no shit about it. if anybody made weird remarks or jokes, you had no qualms kicking them to the curb. david had been a bit different, you had been in deep already when he had begun to change for the worse. by the time that you realized you wanted out, you wondered if it was worth it to start over with someone new.

luckily for you, misa had pulled your head out of your ass about him before too much had happened. she had nearly strangled the both of you when she found out that he was trying to talk you into retirement so you could support him in his "career." misa had always hated him, claiming that he gave bad vibes, but you had ignored him because he was cute and nice to you at a time when a lot of people weren't.

"we're here."

…

patri watched as you walked around the field and comforted your teammates. you had once gotten on her nerves like nobody else ever could, but now she felt wildly different about you. however, you never really seemed ready for more than a quick fuck after a game. it didn't help that the two of you were just barely on civil speaking terms.

"whatever the two of you are doing, it's not working," alexia teased as she stepped up next to patri. it had been an ongoing thing of alexia trying to poach you from madrid. she had been asking you to consider transfering since your athletico madrid days. now, you were too expensive of a player for them to even try to get back if they wanted a decent chance of expanding. all you wanted was to go back to where you had started, but since you refused to leave madrid, you were stuck with real.

"excuse me?" patri sputtered. she didn't think that anybody other than misa was clued in to what was going on between you and her.

"you disappear every single time we go to madrid, and misa mentioned not being able to find (y/n) last time they were here. i'm just putting some pieces together, and i need you to be better in bed so she'll come play with us," alexia said. patri relaxed a bit before she realized exactly what alexia had just said.

"excuse you, (y/n) is perfectly satisfied with me, unlike that douche from before," patri grumbled. alexia smirked as she saw the flare of jealousy in patri's eyes. alexia knew you were sleeping together because claudia had told her, but she had no clue that patri liked you as much as she obviously did.

"at this point, i think aitana has a better chance of recruiting her than you." alexia nudged patri and pointed over to where aitana was being lifted in your arms as you hugged her. once again, that jealousy reared its head and patri stormed over there.

"guijarro," you greeted curtly. it was your first time seeing each other since she had been subbed off. the game was incredibly physical and patri had taken every opportunity to grab you or knock into you. "did your performance to get me carded not exhaust you?"

"that's funny, really. i'd ask if you were okay, but i know how rough you like it," patri said. there was an air of tension around the two of you that was so thick that any random onlooker could probably see it.

"come on, i know you can do better than that. talk dirty to me." you leaned in and whispered that last part to her before you began to walk away. behind you, patri stood there dumbfounded, unsure of what to do. she couldn't just follow you, and she sure as hell wasn't going over to her teammates that had just witnessed that.

…

there was a familiarity in patri's bed that confused you. a part of you knew that things were never supposed to get like this. you were occasional national teammates and club rivals. patri wasn't your girlfriend. a bigger part of you loved the way that patri knew exactly what you needed after a game like that.

for all of the tension and big talk, things were surprisingly tender. patri had pinned you down to the mattress with both of her arms draped across your hips. you desperately tried to buck your hips, but she wasn't giving you an inch. everything moved at patri's pace as her tongue slowly flicked against your clit again and again.

"patri please," you whined. you were resting on your elbows as you stared down at her. she paid you no mind as she ate you out. that wasn't going to be the end of it, this rarely was. patri was warming you up, bringing you close to the edge so that you'd be that much more obedient when she decided that she wanted to fuck you.

"aw, do you want to cum?" patri asked teasingly. she pushed herself up a bit to rest her hands on top of where her hands met on your body. now, you didn't have any friction. the want of it threatened to drive you crazy, which was exactly what patri wanted. she wanted you desperate and begging for you. "i don't know if i'm up for fucking you. that was a pretty rough game that we just played. you know what? i think that i'm kind of tired."

"patri," you whined, kicking your legs beneath her. patri laughed as she moved up your body so that your faces were inches apart. "please, don't leave me like this. make me cum."

"on one condition-," patri moved off of the bed and towards her closet, "-put this on."

in her hands was a bunched up barcelona jersey from a season or two ago. your face twisted in disgust. you had never worn a barcelona jersey in your entire life, and patri knew that. you weren't even thinking about the fact that it was one of patri's old jerseys with her name splayed across the back. all you cared about was the fact that it was a barcelona jersey, the same one they had worn one of the many times that they had beaten you in the finals.

"what's the hold up? i thought that you wanted to cum," patri said. "all you have to do is put it on and turn around for me, then i'll fuck you until you're begging me to stop."

"i can't wear this, and you know it," you told her.

"that's odd because i'm pretty sure that you can," patri teased. the two of you were at a bit of a stand-off, but eventually patri won as the arousal between your legs began to become uncomfortable. you put the jersey on hastily and moved onto your hands and knees for her.

patri bit her lip as she took in the sight of you with her last name on your back. it would never happen in a million years, but patri still soaked it in. she moved in behind you and guided herself towards your entrance. patri's hands gripped your hips as she began to thrust into you from behind.

"oh fuck," you swore under your breath. you were a very vocal person in bed, and patri ate it all up. every seemingly overdramatic sigh and gasp mixing in with soft moans that eventually turned into pleasured screams as her thrusts picked up pace and strength.

patri had her jersey clenched tightly in her fist as she fucked you. there was no regard for anything, not even as she heard the fabric tear a little. behind you, she was muttering in catalan, words you recognized, but didn't completely understand. you couldn't focus on anything other than the white-hot heat ripping through your body as you came around her strap.

the tenderness from before returned as patri flipped you onto your back. she pressed a couple of quick kisses to your lips before she left you on the bed alone. patri got you all cleaned up and brought you a pair of boxers in case you didn't feel like getting up and dressed.

"this isn't going to become a thing," you warned her. patri smirked, as she had heard it at least ten times from you before. she knew that you meant the jersey, which you had yet to remove from your body yet.

"shh, enough of that now," patri told you. you grumbled as she pressed a kiss to the corner of your mouth. "isn't it much more fun fucking than fighting?"

"you just like it because you never win our fights," you shot back. patri rolled her eyes as she pulled you into her arms, where you were settled in for the night. patri assumed that you fell asleep instantly, and if you didn't bring up the picture of you 'asleep' on her chest in her jersey, it was nobody's business.

#woso x reader #woso fanfics #woso imagine #woso smut #patri guijarro x reader #patri guijarro imagine #patri guijarro smut

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judes-baeeee · 5 months ago

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Updated Masterlist

Hey guys, I’ve finally created a masterlist with all my work on here so it’s easier for people to find, all of my work is in order from earliest to my latest.

My inbox is always open for everyone to send in requests however I might not answer straight away but I will always try an answer everyone. I also don’t want weird requests about things such as abuse and etc.

If anyone has any tips or feedback they would like to give me then you are always welcome to message me or send an ask to let me know since I am a new writer.

And I hope everyone enjoys my writing :)

One shots

Festival love

Tea party time

Blurbs

Best friends turn into lovers

Shy lover

Sick Jude

Aftercare

Reposts

El Classico 18+

Energised

Shower 18+

Jealous Jude

Pranks

Sponsorship

Irritation

Family trip

Lunch time

Boy bestie

Educated

Long distance

Lazy Sunday

Hard launch

NSFW part 1 - 18+

NSFW part 2 - 18+

Clingy boy

Match time

Can’t stop touching

Punishment 18+

Shy girl

First time 18+

Can’t get enough of you 18+

New assistant

Childish jealousy

Boat date

Day in the life

Jude the virgin 18+

Older love

Something new 18+

Jealousy causes anger

My husband

Pregnancy hormones 18+

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eccentricallygothic · 1 month ago

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When Bf!Pedri comes back a winner from a Classico and you are a Madridista…

Warning(s): Painal, unprotected sex, dacryphilia, humiliation, spanking, mirror sex, body writing, kinda hate sex but not really because it's an established thing, football rivalry. MDNI.

Pedri eats you out and worships your pussy if Madrid wins, and he fucks your ass and then some if Barcelona does.

Meaning it goes his way if he comes home a victor.

That is the deal.

The room is engulfed in silence and the menace in the air seems to cut at the tears sitting on your eyes. Your gasps and hisses are lost on you due to how loud and heavy your heart thumps in your ears. Your fingertips are cold against the edge of the table that they remain curled around and your knuckles have turned white from the force you're putting into your grip.

When another one of Pedri's spanks bring you to a state of temporary coherence, you hear his cold chuckle as well as the humiliating smacking of his balls against your blushing ass that is gaping around his rock-like girth.

“I know, baby, I know” the white jersey that he makes you wear especially for the occasion scalds into your skin when he brushes your hair out of the way and smooths the pearly fabric down to make the name of one of his rivals even clearer to his lust-ridden, proud view. “It hurts to lose” his taunting coo burns into your cheeks and you clench your jaw in loathsomeness despite the unmeasurable love you hold for your cruel defiler.

You try to lower your head to avoid your view so he grabs your hair and pulls at it to make sure you are upright enough to see yourself in the full size mirror that he has placed before the table. The pathetic score with which your club lost to his is written on your forehead with a big, black, and bold marker.

“Look at how pretty you look bent over with your Madridista ass spread around my cock” the mat of his thick hair sticks to his forehead as the ends hang over his intimidating eyes that are so dark they appear almost wholly black. He is still wearing his kit, he never takes it off on nights such as this. One of his hands hold your tear stained face up towards the mirror and the other keeps one of your knees pushed over the table to make his destroying of your ass even deeper.

Now you understand why he gave you a cool snort and careless once over before reassuring you that it was okay when you revealed yourself to be a Madridista on your very first date. It had been surprising for you, because you had almost imagine him dumping you out of disgust. But he had told you it was okay. That you could love him and your club at the same time and the world would still be the same, if the two of you were good for each other.

And oh, the two of you were more than good for each other.

In a once in a lifetime kind of way.

Which is why this deal was a fun and mutual decision between the two of you.

“You pretend to be mad and embarrassed, but I can feel your tiny little pussy trying to greedily clamp down onto me everytime I graze by, tsk.” And now you are reminded of why it had come to be in the first place.

Because your lover that belonged to the enemy had not spoken one word false. You are a mess of burning wanton between your legs, your hips try to reach out to him with no regard to the stinging of your poor pucker each time his snap against yours. And you bite your lip before sucking down on it in sick anticipation of when he will lay you down under him and make you look at his face as he would take you over and over again until his name and face will be all that you know.

You cannot wait.

. . .

MASTERLIST

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outsideratheart · 1 year ago

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41 with Alexia

41 //looking at their lips as they talk//

The sun shon bright in the Barcelona sky as you stood pitch side ready to report on the infamous El Classico. It was a match that you loved to play in but you picked up a serious ankle injury a couple of months ago and you weren’t quite fit to play or even to train yet.

5-0 was the end result yet throughout the halftime and post match media you tried your best to remain fair even though everybody knew you bled Blaugrana.

Like always the team did a lap of the pitch. You knew they were getting close as the fans behind the camera erupted, all of them wanting a shirt signed or a photo with their favourite player. So whilst you did expect to see one or maybe two of your team mates what you didn’t expect was to feel a hand of the small of your back and the sight of Alexia standing next to you. Here she was, the woman who hated doing media with every fibre of her being, voluntarily giving an interview.

“Ladies and Gentleman, La Reina herself”

The use of the nickname she loved to hate earned you a playful shove.

One of the official presenters made the most of having both you and Alexia in an interview given that you hadn’t done for in months. Much to you surprise Alexia was in a chatty mood and you spent most of the interview taking in her beauty. It wasn’t a huge secret that you and her were dating but you never got round to doing a hard launch so to say.

You notice some of Alexia’s hair fall in front of her face so as if by instinct you place it gently behind her ear. This earns you a look off Alexia as if saying are you going to do what happens next when you do this at home. It’s safe to say the thought did cross your mind but you knew now wasn’t the time or place. It didn’t stop you from glancing down at her lips as she spoke about how proud she is of the team. Her passion is one of the things you loved most about her and you know the look in your eyes will show this but you didn’t mind.

Alexia’s hand squeezes your hip, an act which she knows will earn a reaction given you’re ticklish.

“Que?”

“La pregunta?”

You turn your attention to the presenter and it’s clear she asked you question.

“Lo siento” your cheeks heat up in embarrassment.

“Don’t apologise. Alexia gave us everything we need about the game and I’m sure you gave us enough material to make the fans happy”

You both thank the presenter and Alexia waits whilst you give back your mic pack. The two of you are some of the last players on the pitch and walk into the tunnel together. Even though you weren’t playing you did plan on joining in on the locker room celebration but just before you reach the door Alexia grabs your wrist and pulls you back to her.

“What?”

“I thought maybe you wanted to look at my lips some more seen as though you refused to look at anything else out there”

“Why you got to call me out like that?”

“I’m not. I’m simply giving you a chance to do something other than stare”

Alexia’s lips was on yours before you had to chance to reply. She has you pinned against the wall with no care in the world who could see you. Alexia rested one hand against the wall beside your head and her other grabbed your hip. Yours travelled up her back beneath her loosely fitted leather jacket.

For a brief moment you forget where you were and when you felt Alexia’s tongue brush against you lips you allowed her entry.

“Well well well, look what we have here. Our dear captains the celebration are in the locker room but I can see that you are having a very good time out here in the hallway” Mapi says rather smugly.

“Leave them alone Maria” Ingrid pushes her towards the locker room “Not that I want to interrupt but the rest of the team is on there way so you might want to go somewhere else if you want to continue”

All three of you begin laughing at the situation and whilst you wanted nothing more than to pick you where you were before getting interrupted, you knew that it was best to be done at home away from prying eyes and teasing team mates.

#prompt request #ficlet #alexia Putellas x reader #woso x reader

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lucy90712 · 11 months ago

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I heard requests so here I am. Bare with me this might not make sense. So readergf! x Jude Bellingham. Readergf! used to have a situationship with pedri until he told her he didn’t want anything serious. Fast forward to the Clasico she’s in the tunnels wishing Jude luck (obvi with a kiss) & before she goes to her seats, Jude yells to her “I love you” which makes Pedri whisper something to Gavi. Later in the game there’s a scuffle between Pedri & Jude bc Gavi tackled him but in his eyes, he’s just being a good friend. This then gets brought down in the tunnels when Jude is just trying to leave the match, gf tells pedri she’s with a real man which makes Jude fall more in love with her. I hate to make pedri & gavi look like this but I love Jude 😩

WC: 2.5k El Classico is always a big event as the rivalry between Real Madrid and Barcelona runs deep and has been going on for many years. Tonight will be my first time going to a Classico which is nerve wracking in itself but it is made so much worse by the choices I've made over the last year or so. Last year I was in a situationship so to say with Pedri, I really liked him and wanted to enter into a proper committed relationship with him but that's not what he wanted. He wasn't ready for a committed relationship and I wasn't willing to wait because as much as it hurt to let him go I couldn't be sure that Pedri would ever be ready or that when he was he'd want to be with me. The 'break up' was hard on me as I really did have feelings for Pedri and thought he could be the one for me but clearly it wasn't meant to be.

A few months after calling things off with Pedri my friends made me come away with them on a girls trip to Germany. At the time I was really against it but now I can't imagine what my life would be like if I hadn't gone on that trip. While we were there I met a guy at a club we went to he bought me a few drinks and we talked all night. We exchanged phone numbers before we both went home but I thought I'd never hear from him again. To my surprise he actually text me the next day and wanted to take me out before I went home. To start with I was a bit hesitant as after leaving the club my friends told me that I was talking to Jude Bellingham another footballer and I wasn't sure if I was ready to date another one. After some convincing I went on the date and I'm so glad I did Jude was so sweet and he made me change my thoughts on love completely.

Nearly a year later and Jude and I have been together for 10 months. I've never been happier than I have been in the last 10 months Jude is the best boyfriend and he treats me so well I couldn't ask for anything more. Over the summer Jude moved teams so now he plays for Real Madrid which has been great for our relationship as it has meant that we can be closer to each other as I moved there after my breakup with Pedri. I hadn't thought too much about the consequences of Jude's move until I was reminded about el Classico. Jude knows about my relationship with Pedri so when he asked if I wanted to go to the game he made it clear that if I didn't want to go he wouldn't mind but I know I have to get over everything someday and I want to support Jude so I decided to go. It will be my first time seeing Pedri since everything ended but Jude has reassured me that everything will be fine.

Jude left for the game with the team early this morning leaving me to find my own way there as I can't go with the team at least not on the way there. Instead of driving the 5 hours from Madrid to Barcelona I am getting the train as it's quicker and a lot cheaper than flying or paying for fuel. On the train I was going to get on with some work or do a bit of reading to pass the time but instead I found myself spending far too much time thinking about the game. I couldn't stop thinking about what it would be like to see Pedri again after so long and what he might think if he sees me with Jude. I also worried about what might happen on the pitch I know it's usually an intense match and I don't want anything to happen to Jude out there.

By the time I arrived in Barcelona it wasn't long until the match was due to start so I quickly made my way to the hotel I booked for the night as there are no trains back until the morning. I just about had time to freshen up a bit and change into my Bellingham shirt which Jude gave me especially for this game even though I already own quite a few. There wasn't time for me to do much else so I quickly brushed my hair and left the hotel to make my way to the stadium. It took a bit longer to get there than I'm used to as Barcelona aren't playing at camp nou at the moment but I still made it with a good amount of time until the match.

As I arrived I text Jude to let him know I arrived safely because he made me promise to do so before he left this morning. Typically just after I made it to my seat he text me back and told me to come and see him before the warm up. I didn't particularly know where I was going but eventually I found my way down the tunnel and to Jude who was waiting for me outside the locker room. As soon as he saw me coming he opened his arms so that he was ready to engulf me in a hug as soon as I was within his reach. Jude hugged me so tightly that my feet came off the floor for a few seconds which I didn't expect but I should've as Jude always gives the best hugs. When he put me down he kept his arms around me while looking down at me with a big smile on his face.

"Thank you for coming here I know you were nervous but having you here means the world to me" he said

"You don't don't need to thank me I wanted to be here I'm not going to let the past get in the way of me being here for you" I said

"I can't believe it's my first proper el Classico" Jude said

"I know please be careful out there though things can get pretty feisty and I don't want you getting hurt" I warmed him

"I promise I'll be careful you don't have to worry about me" he said

"I always worry about you" I said

"Well don't" he laughed

Our conversation had to come to an end quite quickly as it was time for warm up but Jude being Jude couldn't leave me without pulling me in for a kiss. He gave me one kiss before I pulled him back in to give him a good luck kiss. Vini came out of the locker room just as we pulled away from each other so Jude told him to wait as he bid me goodbye and slapped my ass as he left which if I could've I would have told him off for. As I turned round to head back to my seat I saw Pedri coming towards me. I felt all of the blood drain from my face as he definitely saw me and Jude together. Even though I said I didn't want the past go get in the way of me coming here that didn't mean I wouldn't be thinking about it and panicking when I saw Pedri. I'm not sure why seeing him made me so anxious but it did it also brought back a lot of memories especially of the heartbreak the man just down the corridor caused me. I was frozen to the spot but as Pedri walked past he smiled at me so I weakly smiled back.

By the time I made it to my seat I was glad it was just the warm up as I needed a few minutes to gather my thoughts but that's all I had as time seemed to disappear in seconds and before I knew it the match was starting. Barcelona scored early on but apart from that the first half was relatively uneventful there was a few bad tackles here and there but nothing crazy. The second half came around quickly though and about 15 minutes in Jude scored to make it level. Watching him score in el Classico and dedicate his goal to me filled me with an overwhelming sense of pride. I thought nothing could wipe the smile off my face until a few minutes later Gavi tackled Jude and before I knew it he was face to face with Pedri clearly arguing. As much as it could've been about anything instantly I was worried that Pedri had said something or was mad as Jude had dedicated his goal to me. They were pulled apart and the game went on with Jude scoring yet another goal to give Madrid the win in the end.

While the team were celebrating I stayed in the stands to watch but once they started heading down the tunnel I slowly made my way there so I could meet Jude after he was ready so we could celebrate together. I knew I would be waiting a while so I looked at my phone while I stood there reading all of the tweets about the game and how well Jude played which put a big smile on my face. As I was stood there a lot of people walked back and forth and there was a lot of noise but I drowned it all out until I heard a familiar voice calling my name. Straight away I knew it was Pedri but I was still hoping that when I looked up someone else would be stood there but of course that didn't happen. There he was stood just a few feet in front of me with that smile that reminded me of our early days together when we were both having fun getting to know each other. Somehow being face to face with him wasn't quite as nerve wracking as I thought it would be sure I was a little anxious as to what he was going to say but I didn't feel like the world was going to end.

"Hey it's been a while how have you been?" He asked

"I've been good how have you been?" I asked

"Yeah I've been good what brings you to the match?" He asked getting straight to the point

"I'm here to support Jude I met him a while back and we've been together for nearly a year now" I said telling him the truth

"I'm happy for you" he muttered

"Look I know you have a new boyfriend now but I have to say I'm sorry for how I ended things it wasn't right for me to lead you on for that long and I really regret it you are such an amazing girl and I regret letting you go the way I did" he admitted

"It's ok it hurt at the time but I'm over it now you did what was best for you and that's ok" I said

"Does Jude make you happy?" He asked

"He does he's really sweet and supportive and we're always on the same page overall we have a really healthy relationship" I said

"I'm glad you're happy but I'm sorry I couldn't be the one to make you feel that way" he said

"We just weren't meant to be you'll find your person one day Pedri and you can be just as happy as I am and you deserve it too" I said

He unexpectedly gave me a hug before leaving probably to head home. For a few seconds I was drowning in my own thoughts which had clearly all be pushed to the back of my mind during my conversation with Pedri. Once I had my thoughts under control I felt so much better it was as if talking to him finally gave me a sense of closure. We were able to talk about what happened without emotions clouding our judgement or trying to be petty to get back at each other it was just a normal adult conversation. It was nice to hear him apologise and acknowledge that he didn't go about things in the best way as it sort of validated my feelings at the time. As much as Pedri caused me pain I don't hate him he's still a lovely person so as much as we weren't meant to be that doesn't mean he doesn't deserve a healthy relationship and I hope he knows that after our conversation.

Just a few minutes later Jude finally came out of the locker room of course with a big smile on his face. I always love seeing him all happy after a win just his smile always brightens my day which I thought I'd need today but I'm actually ok. Jude hugged me and gave me a quick kiss before rambling on about the game like I wasn't sat watching it which he always does but I find it endearing. As he talked he kept remembering more things he wanted to tell me so we spent a good while stood in the corridor outside the locker rooms talking, well he was talking at me. Eventually he stopped talking but not before he told me he was allowed to stay the night here with me instead of going back so we got to head to my hotel together. Once we were in a taxi to the hotel Jude finally allowed me to get a word into the conversation.

"Did you enjoy the game?" He asked

"Yeah it was great you played so well I'm so proud of you" I said

"I'm sorry I made you wait so long we were all celebrating and I just couldn't leave nothing happened while I was gone did it?" He asked

"I did see Pedri we had a good conversation actually he apologised for treating me the way he did and I told him I'm happy with you now which he seemed to accept it felt good to talk to him I feel like that part of my life is completely over now" I said

"That's good I'm glad you got closure on that chapter of your life" he said

"I have to ask though what were you arguing about on the pitch?" I questioned

"Oh it was nothing he was standing up for Gavi saying there was nothing wrong with his challenge but I disagreed nothing major I had a quick word with him after the game and all is good" he explained

"Good I'm glad everyone can all get along now" I said

By the time we made it to the hotel both of us were exhausted so we got straight into bed and went to sleep. I was actually able to get off to sleep really easily as unlike the last few days my mind was at rest there was no more anxiety or worry everything finally feels perfect.

#jude bellingham x reader #jude bellingham imagines #jude bellingham imagine #jude bellingham #football imagine

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pitchsidestories · 6 months ago

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Summary: guro fluff after an international break away from each other, chelsea reader

Treat you better (Ingrid Engen x Mapi Leon x Reader)

Summary: the reader is dating another footballer from another team but they aren’t treating the reader very well and the whole of the Barcelona team can see it. Mapi and Ingrid like the reader but the reader doesn’t realise they end up telling her basically showing the reader how they should be treated.

New Romantics (2) (Grace Clinton x Bronze!Reader)

Summary: Part 1 can be found here.

Can't stop this feeling (2) (Alessia Russo x Reader)

Summary: Part 1 can be found here.

(Cata Coll x Reader)

Summary: reader is just coming into barca from a different team that is smaller to play with cata (dating already? Childhood besties?) and plays her first big game (champions league or classico) and cata has to calm her down from a panic attack either before the game or at the half.

(Caroline Graham Hansen x Reader)

Summary: she wants to move in with you but is too scared to ask

Babysitting (Lucy Bronze x Reader)

Summary: a Lucy Bronze x reader and Barca x platonic!reader fluff where the younger girls at Barca see them as older sister/mother figures and when England have a match against the youngsters, who play for Spain, even after a tough game, reader and Lucy still look after them and make sure they do their recovery and wear jackets on the pitch, etc. and lucy and reader are like “ you’d be a great mother”

Jealousy (Patri Guijarro x Leon! Reader)

Summary: where r is attractive and has a tonne of people flirting with her but r has been in love with patri forever , after a while r distances herself when her advances on patri go unnoticed however she does not know that her advances have worked just patri was getting ready to accept readers offer of a date when r announces she has a date and patri tells her teammates like alexia and mapi that she loves r so they decide to help her get with r eventually it works but people keep flirting with reader so jealous patri takes r home where they live together and basically fucks reader and makes sure everyone knows r is taken they turn up at to relentless teasing with fluff little bit of angst and teasing and smut.

One Last Dance (Lieke Martens x Reader)

Summary: where she married to reader and she retiring from international basically like the game the other day her last home game.

#wips #woso x reader #woso fanfics #woso imagine #woso one shot #woso oneshot #woso #woso community #ingrid engen x mapi leon x reader #lucy bronze x reader #aitana bonmati x reader #grace clinton x reader #alessia russo x reader #cata coll x reader #caroline graham hansen x reader #patri guijarro x reader #lieke martens x reader

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queen-of-reptiles · 10 months ago

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𝚆𝙸𝙿𝚂

description: all the fics and ficlets I am currently working on will be posted at random - sorry! but if there are any certain ones you would like to see first let me know x

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𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐/𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜

bethany england // 09

lucky - ficlet and social media

description - when the tottenham girls go for a night out and are let in a new bar early, bethany overhears a beautiful voice and quickly becomes obsessed

maz pacheco // 33

mark, set, go! - ficlet and social media

description - maz's 'friend' is the no.1 400m runner in the world, she needs to prove that at the world champs. if she does, maz will hard launch

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𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚠𝚘𝚜

katie mccabe // 15

swan II - ficlet and social media

description: katie and her dancer girlfriend y/n have taken the world by storm with their launch - but how did they meet?

katie mccabe // 15

cigarettes and stolen breaths II - ficlet

description: katie and y/n learn to navigate their relationship and try to figure out if there is love, or only lust between them

alessia russo // 23

champion II - ficlet and social media

description: during a relaxed competition, y/n pushes on, despite a worrying ache in her thigh, she learns to regret it after and alessia is happy to play nurse

sam kerr // 20

nonsense II - ficlet and social media

description: y/n and sam learn what it is to be in a relationship - no matter how much it scares her.

leah williamson // 06

hooked II - social media and ficlet

description: in which leah and her girlfriend walk the red carpet - stunning everyone at the grammys which in turn stun y/n

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𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚜 - 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗

mapi leon // 04

sisters (part of the 'hidden' universe - 3 individual parts 6 parts in total)

parts: one, two, three

description: being the lucy bronze's younger sister was great, having you best friend ona play at barcelona is great. one problem, both you and ona are hiding relationships, you with a team member and her with the captain's sister.

ona battle // 22

secrets (part of the 'hidden' universe - 3 individual parts 6 parts in total)

parts: one, two, three

description: ona was finally where she had dreamed, she was back at barcelona with her best friend and loving every moment. only problem? she's dating her captain's younger sister, you.

lucy bronze // 15

my girl - 2 parts

parts: one, two

description: y/n is out of club play with an injury, potentially a big one, luckily england felt they could breathe again once they knew their captain hadn't suffered the three letters - but barcelona did not feel so lucky with an el classico around the corner

georgia stanway // 31

best friends - 3 parts

parts: one, two, three

description: in which leah williamson’s younger sister and georgia stanway are best friends ... right?

lauren james // 10

oh fuck (part of the 'blue' series - 4 parts)

parts: one, two, three, four

description: lauren is fine, she is completely fine. she is definitely not dating sam kerr's younger sister. and sam kerr definitely hasn't just walked into y/n's flat with her spare key. lauren is completely fine

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umi-no-onnanoko · 2 years ago

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#dark acadamia aesthetic #dark academia #museum date #museum aesthetic #museum #appuntamento al museo #coppia al museo #museo #art #arte #coppia #couple #love #amore #classic #classico #elegant #eleganti

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pablitogavii · 1 year ago

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More Jealous gavi please

Theater

In this story, Rebecca is your best friend and Pedri's gf!

You were helping Pablo put on his tie since you agreed to go to the theater together to watch Hamlet together for your date night. Pedri and Rebecca came over to look after your kitten while you were gone since Aurora wasn't in town to take her.

On the TV was a very big game Real Madrid vs Man United and both Pablo and Pedri had their eyes glued on the screen trying to see every detail. It was a big deal for them and they wanted Madrid to loose after the bad Classico they had at Camp Nou.

"I can't believe you're going to the premier of Hamlet!! I'm so jealous! Doesn't Luca act the main role? Girl, he is so freaking hot!!" Rebecca whined that she couldn't go since it was true the main actor was quite an attraction for every girl in Spain.

"I can't believe you're gonna miss this hermano! It will be one hell of a game!" Pedri said and Pablo rolled his eyes at him telling him shut up and not make it worse.

He loved hate nights with you and was happy to bring you to the theater if that will make you happy but for him it wasn't really something he liked or understood at all.

"Um..amor you sure you want to go with me tonight? I mean if you really wanna watch the game instead.." you started but he quickly kissed you reassuring you that he wants to take you to the theater if you love it that much.

"Dios!" Pedri interrupted and both of the watched until screaming "GOALLLL!!" on top of their lungs when Man United scored while you girls shook your heads chuckling at their passionate reaction.

"Oh come on girl! He doesn't even want to go!! Just take me! Please! Please! Please!" Rebecca begged you and you sighed walking up to Pablo who was still focused on the screen until you touched his arm.

"In case you really wanna watch this game..I could go with Rebecca instead? I wouldn't mind cariño" you said and he asked if you promise and when you nodded he kissed you happily sitting besides Pedri while Rebecca cheered fixing her lipstick.

If only Pablo knew the trouble this would cause, he would have never agreed to stay behind and let you leave on your own..

The next morning

You came in late having met the main actor after the premier which made Becca go absolutely crazy. Apparently actor was a big football fan and asked you both to go backstage to meet them in person. How crazy!

He was certainly flirtatious with your but you never though much on it since he knew you were Pablo's girlfriend and it was probably the last time you will ever talk to him.

"Mmm buenos dias.." you woke up moving your messy hair form your face looking at Pablo who was already wide awake coming back from his morning training and bringing you a cup of coffee to bed.

"Buenos dias mi amor..you really came late last night?" he said giving you the cup and you nodded telling him all about meeting the actor and spending some time backstage with Becca.

"He gave us four tickets for the premier of his next piece this weekend if you wanna go?" you said although pablo was not really in a good mood after hearing about night backstage time you had with the supposed actor. Even though you weren't alone and Becca was there, he still disliked that he wasn't by your side.

"He gave you the tickets?" Pablo said suspiciously wondering why would he want to do such a thing if he knew she was already taken?

"Yeah, and said that he was a big football fan too. So the four of us can go all together?" you said and Pablo nodded his head pretending to be happy about it when deep down he wanted to punch that stupid guys face. Pablo knew he had something up his sleeve!

During the training

"Hermano I hate theater! Joder! You have to be quiet for hours and can't even move if you need to go pee! I'm not going!" Pablo said to Pedri while they were doing push ups on the pitch in order to warm up.

"You have to go! Have you heard he gave your girl his phone number?" Pedri said and Pablo's mouth went dry..he didn't know that..why wouldn't you tell him that this morning?

"So what? Maybe he is just being nice or whatever" Pablo clearly lied because he was just as worried as Pedri about this whole thing.

"I heard he already broke off five different relationships! All the girls are crazy about him and you think he's just being friendly!? Don't be stupid Pablo! We are going! Claiming what's ours!" Pedri said and Pablo nodded knowing that he will not just let you go without a fight!

At the night of the premier

After watching the show for three hours, Luca and his friend invited the four of you for a drink at the bar. You two girls gladly agreed and the boys didn't have much of a choice than t go along with it.

"Are you sure you've never acted on any TV show before?? I definitely seen your face somewhere??" Luca said to you with those dreamy eyes and you blushed at the sudden attention from everyone on the table while shaking your head no. You were a very shy girl and any attention made you embarrassed.

"Classic pick up line.." Pedri whispered to Pablo meanwhile whole hold on my thigh tightened and I looked at him with raised eyebrows as he relaxed.

"That's a shame..your face belongs on big screens" Luca said finishing his whiskey and ordering another one. You smiled but were still a bit uncomfortable that he felt free to speak to you in such a way with your boyfriend right besides you.

"There is a small role we are casting if you are interested?" Luca's friend said and your eyes sparkled being an actress always being your secret dream but due to your shyness you never gave it a try. Pablo was giving them a death glare seeing right through their act but didn't have the heart to ruin your happiness at this moment.

"R..really??" you said and Luca nodded saying it was made for you. You looked towards Pablo with big puppy dog eyes really wanting to try this and hoping he would be alright with it.

"Could I try out cariño???" you said and Pablo wanted to scream 'hell no!" while grabbing your hand and bringing you home immediately but seeing your adorable pout all he could do was nod.

"Yay!!!" you cheered kissing Pablo's lips before talking about details of the audition while he looked at Pedri's disapproving face.

To Pablo and Pedri

"Are you insane!? You are going to let her go to that audition all alone after the way that actor flirted with her in front of your eyes!? Estas loco!?" Pedri said to Pablo everything he already knew.

"She was excited about it! I couldn't say no when she looked at me like that hermano...joder!" Pablo said feeling frustrated with the whole situation!

"Don't you know what goes on during those auditions??" Pedri said and Pablo shook his head starting to be fearful of the answer.

"Those actors promise girls to make their dreams come true..only if they first give them something in return..don't be so naive!" Pedri's words were making blood in Pablo's veins pulsate as his face got red in anger.

"Alright, chicos ready for the training?" Xavi interrupted the conversation suddenly but Pablo had no interest on pushing these thoughts away.

"I gotta go!" he just grabbed his bag and left without a word knowing he would get in trouble alter but he just had to see you and talk about this!

At home

"Amor!! You home!" Pablo rushed into your shared bedroom seeing that you were doing your makeup wearing one of his favorite red dresses.

"I'm getting ready for my audition" you answer turning around and asking him how you look to which he was unusually quiet about.

"Why does it matter how you look!? Are you going there for him to look at you or to act??" Pablo was clearly agitated Pedri's words echoing in his ears about you 'giving something' to that actor in exchange for the role you so desperately want.

"Why are you yelling Pablo?? What got you so angry amor? Tell me.." your voice was soft as you walked up to him and placed your hands on his face gently and he relaxed leaning into your touch.

"I know what happens during those auditions.." he said and you were even more confused now. What the hell was he talking about!?

"Pablo, what's going on with you?? You've been strange since the premiere" you said and he looked away from your eyes clenching his jaw.

"He is going to fuck you for that role!" Pablo's words left his mouth before he could stop them regretting them the moment he looked at your shocked face. What the hell did he just say!?

"Excuse me!? Is that what you really think about me Pablo Gavira!? I can't..believe..I gotta go!" you pushed past him and he tried grabbing your wrist but you pulled away.

"Amor, please don't go! I didn't mean it like that..I know you would never do that..but he.." Pablo spoke but you were so angry that none of his words meant anything in that moment.

"He is my friend and that's all..and you are a controlling..asshole!" you spat walking out and leaving him there on the bed frustrated and worried out of his mind.

You didn't reply to any of his messages for hours and Pablo was really starting to go crazy doing the only thing he could think of which was to call Pedri.

"Has Becca seen her at all today??" Pablo asked his friend

"Yeah, and now not only are you in trouble for what you said but I am as well for thinking you were right to be mad..I am sleeping on the couch because of you cabrón!" Pedri replied and Pablo rolled his eyes thinking he kind of deserve it for making him go crazy with his stupid talks.

During the audition

You went to the audition disregarding Pablo's protests especially after him acting like a jealous asshole earlier. You talked to Becca about it ready to give up on this whole thing but she reminded you that it was your dream and that Pablo had no right to say what he did.

"What can I do for you, my kind sir?" you said feeling uptight on that stage and having to speak in such a way to anybody who was not Pablo.

"It needs to be sexier..like you're trying to seduce him but still keep the shyness" one of the camera guys said and I felt my cheeks blush feeling very uncomfortable with the whole thing. What if Pablo was right?? What if Luca was really going to try something??

"Um..I don't know if.." you said but Luca walked up to you raising up your chin while smiling with charm but you pulled back telling him you weren't comfortable with him touching you.

"You might have to get comfortable with me touching you soon..if you want the role preciosa" he smirked and you felt your stomach flip in disgust..what did he just say?? why would he have to touch you at all??

"What do you mean?" you said not wanting to jump to any conclusions.

"For the sex scene?" camera guy said and you immediately walked off the stage grabbing your bag absolutely done with this whole thing.

"You didn't mention anything like that when we talked! I have a boyfriend I love very much and I have to decline this offer" you said and suddenly Luca's usually calm nature turned into angry one.

"You are a stupid little fangirl who knew exactly what she was getting herself into when she agreed on this right in front of the boyfriend..I bet you guys have an open relationship if he let you come here tonight" he tried coming closer but I pushed him back.

"You are disgusting! I argued with my own boyfriend because I thought he was just a jealous asshole but now I see he was right about you all along!" you spat before walking out and calling Becca to pick you up.

At Pedri's house

"Are you sure Pablo isn't here?" you said when she opened the door to you saying he went to be with Pablo a few hours ago since he was going crazy where you were at.

"He was right Becca..that disgusting asshole wanted to sleep with me for a role and I was so naive and stupid..I should have listened to Pablo" you were crying while she brought you a glass of water.

"He might have been right about Luca but he has no right to control who you can talk to like that..especially when girls drool all over them and we still menage to trust them!" Becca said and I knew she was right but all I wanted was to be in Pablo's arms right now.

"I just want him..and I am so worried how he feels right now.." you cried and she held you in her arms.

"And you think he worries how you feel? I told Pedri he is sleeping on the couch for agreeing with him! They are surely watching a game and drinking beer while we feel horrible and cry over here!" Becca said while you were still thinking about Pablo.

At Pablo's house

"She's surely fine hermano..maybe we jumped to conclusions" Pedri tried to reassure Pablo who felt awful about what he said to you never meaning to making you think he sees you in such a way.

"I am an idiot! A jealous idiot and she has every right to leave my pathetic ass!" Pablo said just as the door rang and they went to open it together wondering who it was.

“Amor??” Pablo said shocked to see you standing there with tearful eyes playing with edge of your dress. Were you crying!??

"Lo siento muchísimo Pablo!" you were definitely crying while hugging him tightly and he held you agains this chest kissing the top of your head lovingly glad that you were finally back in his arms.

"Que pasaba? Did someone hurt you preciosa??" Pablo was really freaking out that you were crying and apologizing terrified that something bad happened.

" Are we kicking someone's ass tonight!?" Pedri looked at Becca who was looking at the two of you hugging with a smile on her face. She was glad that no matter what you tow always found your way back to one another.

"No! Por favor don't Pablo.." you said fearfully when Pedri said that knowing that Pablo has a short fuse and last thing he needed right now was a scandal.

"Did that hijo de puta do something to you princesa??" Pablo repeated his question really tensing up while holding you.

"No..he tried but I left..I promise" you said but all Pablo saw was red when he heard that he 'tried' to do something. He was about to walk out and drive to his house and show him who is the only man allowed to touch what's his but you held him tightly begging him not to do anything.

"He's not worth it..please think about your career Pablo" you said but he didn't calm down at all wanting so badly to kick his ass.

"She's right hermano. We don't need a scandal" Pedri said knowing that his friend was nowhere near convinced.

"I don't fucking care! She is my girl and I can't let him get away with this!" Pablo was getting angrier but when you grabbed his bicep and stood in front of the door he finally stopped to look down at you.

"Please don't..for me" you whispered the last part and he used last bits of his strength to catch his breath and nod his head.

"We're heading home..sorry if what I said caused trouble but I only care about you amiga" Pedri said holding Becca's hand and you smiled kissing his cheek before hugging your best friend.

"I know Pedri, don't worry about it..and I talked to her to let you back in bed" you smiled at Becca who rolled her eyes and nodded her making Pedri very happy as they left you and Pablo finally alone.

Before bed

You were taking off your makeup when Pablo walked into the bedroom freshly out of shower looking towards you. It was his turn to apologize now..

"I might have been right about him..but preciosa..what I said was not right..I trust you and I don't think you would ever do something like that..because you're mi anjo precioso..and te amo muchisimo!" Pablo spoke looking down and you smiled getting up from the chair and walking to him. You held his face and kissed his lips lovingly.

"I love you too..so much..only you.." you said and he kissed you again pulling you into bed where you cuddled up together forgetting this whole situation all together now that you were back in each other's arms. <33

#pablo gavi icons #pablo gavi x reader #pablo gavi x you #pablo gavi x y/n #fc barca #fc barcelona #fc barça #gavi #gavigif #gavira #pablo gavi #pablo gavira #pablo martín páez gavira #pablogavixreaderfluff #pablogavixreadersmut #gavi x reader #gavi x you #gavi x yn #gavi x vini

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barcaatthemoon · 4 months ago

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stargirl || bruna vilamala x reader ||

bruna is always the first person to rush to your corner when someone else doubts or challenges you.

"what the hell are you talking about? this is a huge deal, (y/n) is one of the best midfielders in the game. one way or another, she was coming to spain to play. it's better that she's on our team than someone else's. do you know how screwed we'd be if she played for madrid?" bruna waved her arms around wildly as she explained to some of the b-team girls how important it was that you had just signed with barcelona.

it was no secret to the world that bruna was a fan of yours. what they didn't know was the fact that you'd begun dating after facing off against each other in the champion's league. bruna had been benched that game, but she had been able to watch in awe as you nearly secured your former team the victory. it was after that game that barcelona management began to speak with you about a transfer.

"you'd think (y/n) put the stars in the sky from the way everyone constantly fawns over her." bruna's fists clenched at the other girl's words. it was hard keeping your relationship a secret, but you had insisted that you wanted to make a name for yourself at practice first. you didn't want to be seen as just 'bruna's girlfriend' even if bruna insisted that nobody would see you that way. in her eyes, she'd suddenly just become '(y/n)'s girlfriend' a title that she was more than happy to wear like a badge of honor.

"whatever, let's just focus on practicing," patri said as she guided bruna away. "you need to relax, (y/n) can defend herself. she's a big girl bruna. if she feels the need to prove herself, she will."

"right, right," bruna agreed. it was hard, but bruna kept her mouth shut whenever she heard anybody mention you. at first, the comments had all been skeptical, but you were quickly proving your new teammates wrong. you were an absolute workhorse in the midfield, able to go forward or pull back on a dime.

the comments began to die down in the weeks of your preseason practices, only to be replaced with glares. you had only just arrived at barcelona, and you were already headed straight for the starting xi. some of them had come up with the feeling that they would finally get their a-team starts, but you had quickly squashed those dreams. and once the projected roster for the season was released, bruna stopped trying to pretend that she wasn't madly in love with you.

every minute she was on the bench was spent staring at you. some of the girls tried teasing her about the way that she was sickening in love with you, but bruna couldn't argue with them. you were her girlfriend, and she loved you more than she loved anybody. that also meant that she was incredibly protective over you, and was absolutely losing her mind over this game.

el classico matches were already intense, but it was like these players were personally offended that you rejected their team's offer to play there. everybody on the benched winced as you were trucked through by a player. the ref had been looking away for quite a few of these hits, but this time, you didn't even have the ball so there was no excuse not to issue a card.

"(y/n) is coming off," ingrid said as she nudged bruna. the young spaniard had been trying to calm herself down, but it wasn't until ingrid's words that she was able to breathe calmly. you were limping, but it wasn't anything that the trainers had to be called in for.

"are you okay?" bruna asked as she stood to help you over. you nodded as you grabbed what was definitely her water bottle for a drink. you handed it back to her and started to walk over to the empty seat on the other side of the bench. "wait!"

"bruna, there's no room over here," you told her. bruna huffed as she looked to see both seats next to her full.

"um, it's fine, you can sit on my lap," bruna offered. you normally would have just sat by the other girls, but bruna seemed tense. you knew that it was hard for her to watch you get pushed around in any capacity, so you settled down on her lap.

bruna's arms wrapped around your waist to hold you securely in place as her forehead pressed against your shoulder. she didn't say anything to you as she just drank in the comfort of having you so close. you weren't hurt or upset about the game, and that was what mattered to bruna. you were the light of her life, and she wanted you to shine brightly at all times.

"were we ever this bad?" mapi asked as she leaned in towards ingrid.

"you still are," alexia answered. "they're cute though, really cute. it's also much more innocent than you have the capacity to be with them, puppy love."

"ingrid and i had a puppy love phase," mapi tried to argue. "you're just old and bitter."

you smiled as you listened to mapi try to argue with alexia. ingrid stayed out of it, instead choosing to focus on the game. bruna was finally starting to lift her head to watch the ending of the game. barcelona was up by quite a few points, and it would have taken a miracle for real madrid to tie it up. however, the universe seemed to be in your favor, and barcelona won the game by a landslide. you were already pretty happy with the day when it was announced on the bus that you were deemed woman of the match for your efforts.

#woso x reader #woso fanfics #woso imagine #bruna vilamala x reader #bruna vilamala imagine

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dilebe06 · 1 month ago

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Ultimate Note

A caval donato non si guarda in bocca

Quinta avventura - contando Mystic Nine - dei miei tombaroli preferiti. Quest'anno sono andata a bomba con Lost Tomb: 3 serie in un anno, più tre libri a loro dedicati. Sarà per questo che sono mezza rincoglionita?

La fretta di seguire questo drama non è solo per la bellezza della storia in sé quanto più l'angoscia di sapere che ci sono oltre 23 serie/film su di loro e che io non sono manco a metà. Ma soprattutto è l'avere la certezza matematica che più aspetto tra un prodotto e l'altro e più mi scorderò le cose. Perderò i pezzi, i collegamenti. Non mi ricorderò più chi e chi e perch�� i personaggi hanno fatto certe cose. Ecco perché urge andare avanti il più possibile e così di fretta. Meglio farlo quando la mente è ancora fresca.

Anche perché incredibilmente, in questo Ultimate Note, gli autori hanno deciso di mostrarci pezzi di trama orizzontale e di ricollegare eventi delle passate stagioni per dargli un senso. Un evento talmente raro e inaspettato che mi sono quasi commossa. Lost Tomb che ti è successo?!

E' finita l'epoca delle gitarelle della domenica nelle tombe! Adesso finalmente c'è un quadro, un disegno.

Certo... è un disegno sfumato.

Fatto con lo sputo e visto da lontano.

Ma c'è.

Dopo Mystic Nine e le stagioni precedenti dove giravamo a vuoto senza sapere bene COSA E PERCHE facevamo certe cose, con gli spettatori come me e @veronica-nardi e @lisia81 che cercavamo di rimettere assieme i pezzi, finalmente gli autori di questa serie hanno tirato fuori la testa dalla sabbia e hanno deciso di "buttarci in faccia la trama".

E con "buttarci in faccia" intendo che hanno ben pensato di rincoglionirci infilando 15 puntate di informazioni sulla trama orizzontale costringendomi a mettere in pausa più volte per vedere se avevo capito bene ciò che stavano dicendo e per ricollegare il tutto.

Per quattro stagioni e per metà di questa... il nulla cosmico. Poi, all'improvviso, come solo Lost Tomb sa fare, ecco che spuntano una dietro l'altra le tante decantante informazioni che ci servono.

Ed ecco anche il perché mi è piaciuta questa stagione. Gli voglio bene... di default. Finalmente il disegno prende forma e tutta la fatica fatta nelle stagioni precedenti assume un valore che non sia quello di tempo buttato.

Mi lamento solo del modo in cui tutte queste spiegazioni siano state date: spalmarle in un modo un po' più organico no?!

Ma non saremmo qui a decantare la" bellezza" di questa serie se gli sceneggiatori sapessero fare il loro lavoro:

dai grafici su schermo del primo Lost Tomb ai finali cancellati e riscritti tra una stagione e l'altra fino a dialoghi talmente fuori contesto che non capisci se ti sei persa tu o sono vaghi apposta, per arrivare al classico recast degli attori che ti fa ammattire ogni volta per capire chi sia il personaggio a schermo. Quattro stagioni di Lost Tomb e abbiamo avuto quattro attori diversi per TUTTI i personaggi. TUTTI.

Follia. ma a noi la follia piace...altrimenti non saremmo qui

E so cosa alcuni possono pensare: "eh Dile, ma Lost Tomb è ripreso da un romanzo quindi devono seguire i libri. Se nei romanzi il protagonista scopre queste cose in quel preciso momento, allora anche nella serie deve andare nello stesso modo."

No, perché la stagione prima di questa, finiva con Wu Xie che scopriva i cadaveri della squadra di esplorazione nella Tomba della Porta di Bronzo e questo nei libri che trattano di questa tomba, non c'è. In quella stagione inoltre, Wu Xie imparava dello switch tra suo zio e quello di Pantera Rosa. Scoperta, che è stata poi spostata in questa di stagione.

Si evince quindi che le cose tra libri e film si possono spostare. E' quindi lecito pensare che anche per le miriadi di informazioni avute in questa stagione ci si poteva organizzare un po' meglio.

Anche perché ti ritrovi a passare le prime 15 puntate in un deserto alla ricerca di una tomba - e vi risparmio per adesso la storia di come e perché siamo qui - per poi avanzare IN PIENA FORESTA PLUVIALE dove ci becchiamo ore e ore di analisi, dettagli ed informazioni inutili sui serpenti. Come sono fatti, come si comportano, cosa mangiano, come si accoppiano, il loro ciclo riproduttivo, dove nidificano...

Per carità, utile se stai facendo una tesi di biologia sui rettili. Ma noi non siamo qui per questo. E allora mi chiedo: se al posto di sta roba ci mettevano qualcosa di più interessante legato alla trama? O se tagliavano un po' di questa parte?

No. Noi dobbiamo NECESSARIAMENTE sapere che in questa stagione ed in questo luogo, i serpenti sono animali sociali.

Come ho fatto a vivere fino ad oggi senza questa informazione?!

Per quanto invece riguarda la trama della stagione in sé, ci troviamo nel deserto alla ricerca della Tomba della Regina. Siamo qui perché Wu Xie - e non solo lui - ha ricevuto delle videocassette molto strane che lo hanno condotto ad un manicomio dove ha convenientemente trovato un diario appartenente a sua Zia Wen Ji, scomparsa da anni e facente parte di quella famosa spedizione sottomarina i cui membri sono tutti spariti. ( quelli della Tomba Sottomarina per intenderci)

Accadono poi mille cose alla Lost Tomb - quindi inspiegabili e totalmente inutili - che ci conducono direttamente alla questione importante: la presenza della Zia Wen Ji e dello Zio di Wu Xie. Che poi si scopre essere in realtà lo Zio di Pantera Rosa. Grazie a questi due, impariamo diverse cose della trama orizzontale di tutta la serie ma non facciamo in tempo a ricapitolare il tutto che la Zia e Poker Face si precipitano dentro il Meteorite di Giada che è presente in questa Tomba. La Zia infatti ha preso una pillola dell'Immortalità che la mantiene giovane per un tot di tempo ma che a lungo andare la trasformerà in uno zombie. Per ovviare a questo problema entra quindi nel meteorite di giada - vivere quindi per l'eternità dentro un sasso - con Poker Face che la va appresso Dio Solo Sa Perché.

Senza più informazioni, a Wu Xie non rimane che rimanere davanti al meteorite ad aspettare l'uscita di Poker Face. Che esce...ma è senza memoria. Non sa nemmeno il suo nome.

Arrivati ad un punto morto delle investigazioni, il Trio di Ferro decide di mettere da parte quanto detto finora e concentrarsi sul recuperare almeno la memoria di Poker Face. Parte dunque tutto un viaggio dove scopriamo dell'esistenza della Pagoda degli Zhang, che Xiaoge viveva lì e che i Mystici Nove sono stati spesso da queste parti.

PS: rido un po' all'idea che quando cerchiamo informazioni non troviamo niente. Appena decidiamo di rilassarsi un attimo...BOOM! Caterve di indicazioni.

Infatti, il terzetto vorrebbe entrare nella Pagoda degli Zhang per far recuperare i ricordi a Poker Face ma non trovano l'entrata. Ed è quindi di nuovo lo Zio che fa trovare a Wu Xie un indizio: la piantina della Pagoda.

Piantina che vuole anche la Nonna Huo e che costringe Wu Xie a partecipare ad un asta dove in palio rivediamo il Sigillo Fantasma. E qui potremmo aprire un intero dibattito di 50 minuti per capire COME il Sigillo fantasma sia arrivato all'asta. Ma è Lost Tomb quindi ci si tappa il naso e si va avanti facendo finta di non aver visto nulla. Sigillo Fantasma che permette di comandare l'esercito dei Morti ed aprire anche la Porta di Bronzo. E che appartiene a Poker Face, tra l'altro.

Rubato il Sigillo Fantasma, inizia un conflitto con la Nonna Huo che vuole la piantina della Pagoda che appartiene a Wu Xie. Dopo minaccioni, tentativi di omicidio, rapimenti, truffe ecc ecc il nostro terzetto è costretto a collaborare con lei visto che hanno lo stesso obiettivo.

La nonna divide quindi la squadra in due gruppi: Poker Face e Fatty andranno nella Pagoda mentre Wu Xie, Pantera Rosa ed il Cieco dovranno andare da un altra parte per aprire dei cancelli che permettono ai primi di avanzare nella Pagoda.

All'inizio le cose vanno bene ma poi Wu Xie sbaglia un interpretazione ed i suoi amici si ritrovano bloccati senza possibilità di uscire. Isolati assieme a nonna Huo. E questo mi pare la parte peggiore.

Disperato Wu Xie le prova tutte per recuperare i suoi amici ma realizza che la famiglia Wu non ha abbastanza potere essendo lo Zio scomparso il vero Capo su cui tutti fanno affidamento.

Così, nel finale della stagione, Wu Xie decide di indossare una maschera facciale dello Zio e far finta di essere lui. Presumo che lo faccia sia per recuperare il potere della famiglia, sia per ingannare il villain finale di sta serie. Ma questa è la mia interpretazione che contando che a Lost Tomb piace tanto cambiare i finali tra una stagione e l'altra non è definitiva.

Follia. A rileggere tutto adesso è follia. Mi sono divertita tantissimo e mi sono goduta ogni singola scena per carità. Ma mi ha anche fatto diventare matta.

Seguire le peregrinazioni di Wu Xie cercando di dare un senso e di collegarle alle stagioni passate dovrebbe certificare automaticamente una Laurea Honorem in qualsiasi disciplina. Le cose accadono con forzature atroci e giri pindarici assurdi. Con la naturalezza di un trattore in una cristalleria. Io ovviamente mi sono anche divertita - come mi diverte sempre Lost Tomb - ma non negherò la fatica mentale che questa serie mi provoca sempre. E meno male che me la vedo in compagnia! Fossi sola, mi dovrei auto mandare al Manicomio di inizio stagione.

Comunque sia, la stagione è davvero buona. Un buon ritmo con ottime scene di tensione e un ottimo lavoro sul fronte dei personaggi, delle loro caratterizzazioni e relazioni. E' una serie anche simpatica, divertente e con eccellenti momenti di leggerezza che smorzano la confusione generale. C'è avventura, amicizia, misteri da risolvere, enigmi, Love Story BL come se piovessero... è davvero ottima per essere una stagione di Lost Tomb.

Detto questo andiamo proprio alla trama orizzontale. Quella che abbiamo faticosamente scoperto dopo 5 stagioni. Colei che è stata nascosta così tanto bene che quando è uscita fuori ci ha spaventato a tutti perché non ce l'aspettavamo più.

Prendiamoci uno snack, una bevanda calda e armiamoci di santa pazienza:

Tutta questa storia inizia negli anni 50 più o meno, quando i Nove Mistici eseguono una spedizione nella misteriosissima Pagoda degli Zhang. La suddetta Pagoda in realtà è in una montagna mentre DALL' ALTRA PARTE DELLA CINA più distante, ci sta un'altra montagna dove si scoprirà esserci "il cancello d'entrata" della Pagoda. Un complesso sistema di Specchi e Leve che azionate, aprono vari passaggi nella Pagoda e permettono di avanzare. Per essere chiari: bisogna essere in due. Uno sta alla Montagna Specchi e Leve a tirare catene e decifrare simboli. L'altro sta nella Montagna della Pagoda ad aprire passaggi che gli sono stati indicati dalle decifrazioni del primo. Un casino immane. La spedizione degli anni 50 in realtà, è nella montagna "Specchi e Leve" e non per entrare nella Pagoda degli Zhang ma per recuperare dei Rotoli di Seta Gialla che "nonsisaperché" stanno qui. E non si sa nemmeno cosa ci sia scritto sopra questi rotoli. Ma sappiamo che alcuni finiranno nella mani di Pantera Rosa che traducendoli, seguirà - anni dopo - le orme dei protagonisti facendoci tanta compagnia e alzando il livello di style tombarolo di almeno 20 punti.

il vero mistero di sta storia in realtà, è scoprire come faccia Pantera Rosa ad esplorare posti putridi , rotolarsi nel fango, con esplosioni, terra, schifo , ragnatele, animali che cercano di mangiarlo vivo... vestito di banco o rosa e ritrovarlo sempre lindo e pinto manco fosse un modello di Dolce e Gabbana.

Comunque sia la spedizione di questi Mystic Nine si interrompe bruscamente e dobbiamo aspettare il 1976 per rivedere altre esplorazioni. Questa volta sono Chen Wen Jin e Hou Xian Gu ad esplorare nuovamente questi luoghi. Ed i loro nomi non sono casuali: Wen Ji infatti si sospetta sia la figlia di un membro dei Mystic Nine - Chen Pi - ed è sicuramente l'interesse amoroso dello Zio del protagonista Wu Xie. L'altra è invece un membro dei Mystic Nine appartenente alla famiglia Huo. Cosa cerchino in questo luogo, Dio solo lo sa. Sappiamo solo che qualcosa hanno trovato perché tirano fuori delle cose. Ma non sappiamo esattamente cosa. Conosciamo però come va questa esplorazione: male. Perché una notte TUTTA la squadra - tranne Wen Ji e la Huo - ed un altra persona ma non si sa chi - vengono uccisi e gettati nel lago lì vicino. La cosa interessante è che il giorno dopo i membri della squadra erano di nuovo lì. Belli e pimpanti come se non fossero mai morti. Per essere più chiari possibili: la squadra morta è stata sostituita da delle copie. La cosa è così strana che bisogna aspettare il 1984 per un altra esplorazione: La tomba sottomarina.

Per inciso la mia preferita. Ho adorato come in quella stagione abbiano sfidato ogni logica, anche quella della fisica , per far esplodere una cupola sotto al mare senza venire affogati dall'acqua. Arte pura. Le puttanate che ho visto lì dentro me l'hanno fatta amare tantissimo.

Di questa investigazione sappiamo già più cose visto che la seconda stagione era basata proprio su questa Atlantide sommersa. Sappiamo che partecipò la seconda generazione dei Mistici Nove: quindi oltre a Wen Ji e la Huo anche lo zio di Pantera Rosa e quello di Wu Xie. Più Poker Face, il boss dei boss. Ed anche questa finì male. Forse so' i Mistici Nove che portano sfiga a sto punto. Sia i due zii sia Wen Ji dicono che durante quell'esplorazione si accorsero che c'era una talpa tra loro ma sappiamo che solo i due zii attuarono un piano per gestire la faccenda : - accidenti a loro- fingere la morte dello zio di Pantera Rosa e fargli prendere il posto dello Zio di Wu Xie, mentre quest'ultimo si dava alla macchia e passava i restanti anni a tormentare suo nipote spedendolo senza motivo in giro per le tombe più pericolose della Cina.

le gitarelle domenicali di Wu Xie

A quel punto, con gli zii switchati, i restanti membri del gruppo finiscono tutti addormentati - dalla talpa presumo - e si risvegliano in un Sanatorio. consiglio a Wu Xie di segnarsi l'indirizzo perché alla fine di sta storia mi sa che ci finirà dentro mezzo matto poraccio. Qui oltre a registrare tra i membri della squadra la presenza di Wu Xie per davvero - seri ragazzi si vede Wu Xie. Ma essendo gli anni 80 non è possibile che sia lui - la squadra viene messa sotto osservazione non si sa da chi e gli viene poi data la Pillola dell'Immortalità come tester. La pillola ti tiene giovane per decenni ma alla fine diventi uno zombie. Non ci domandiamo perché accade questa cosa altrimenti sale il mal di testa. La stessa pillola che costringe poi la Zia di Wu Xie a vivere l'eternità dentro un sasso. Alla fine degli anni 90 poi, sto Grande Fratello finisce e se non ricordo male Wen Ji si dirige alla Porta di Bronzo che abbiamo visto nella terza stagione e che contiene l'Ultimate e poi a Tamatuo, dove la incontriamo anche noi.

Tanta roba, vero? Ma mica è finita qua.

Altre due o tre informazioni come contorno:

La prima è che viene finalmente nominato IT. Che non è il Cugino ITT della famiglia Addams né IT il pagliaccio di Stephen King. sarebbe stato più plausibile.

It o Esso in base ai sottotitoli, è una forza. Un qualcosa di potente che vuole l'Immortalità. (Più vago di così si muore.) E che di conseguenza è contro i Mystic Nine che invece vogliono che quest'ultima rimanga nascosta al mondo.

La seconda cosa che abbiamo scoperto è che Wu Xie è il Prescelto. L'Harry Potter della Cina. Ed ecco perché lo Zio lo ha mandato in giro per il sepolcri anziché portarlo ad Ibiza a spiaggiarsi al sole. Perché deve allenarsi per sconfiggere questo IT e le varie tombe da lui visitate sono state un modo per addestrarsi e conoscere come sono andate le cose senza aver lo sbattimento di balle di dovergliele spiegare. Tanto poi c'è la quinta stagione che ti vomita addosso gran parte della verità in 15 puntate.

Terza e ultima scoperta è che Pantera Rosa è il Neville Paciock di questa storia. Il piano B. Se Wu Xie fallisce toccherà a lui risolvere le cose. Ed ecco perché gran parte delle Sete Gialle sono finite nelle sue mani.

Ecco, a grandi linee le cose importanti scoperte fino a mo'. Averle scritte è per me un promemoria per il futuro: quando vedrò le altre stagioni, ritornerò qui e rileggerò quanto sopra per ricordare o per evidenziare se ho scritto cagate. Che ci sta. Questi si contraddicono tra una stagione e l'altra quindi...sai mai...

Ora... tutta questa roba è interessantissima ed è il punto focale della serie. Non il drago candela. Non i serpenti. Non Ning o le bare a fischio. e comunque manca un sacco di roba

Questo è ciò di cui parla Lost Tomb:

una lotta tra due fazioni - IT VS Mystic Nine - che dura da più di 50 anni che coinvolge svariate famiglie e molti morti, con una dose di segretezza che manco la CIA e FBI potrebbero mai raggiungere. Qualcuno di noi avrebbe mai potuto immaginarlo dalla visione delle prime 2 stagioni? Io no. E solo perché mi sono letta gli spoiler che ho retto - tra le imprecazioni - fino a mo'. La sofferenza nelle passate stagioni di girare per tombe a vuoto, senza saper bene cosa fare o cercare, quando sapevo che il punto focale era questo, è ancora dentro di me. Ma è Lost Tomb e gli si vuole bene anche per questo.

Poi, alcune cose: l'addestramento di Wu Xie.

Addestramento è una parola grossa se contiamo che hanno preso sto disgraziato e lo hanno trascinato per tombe, rischiando d'ammazzarlo più volte, senza indicargli MAI cosa dovesse fare. E' come quando ti insegnano a nuotare gettandoti in mare sperando che tu non affoghi.

Certo, come dice @lisia81 Wu Xie è molto migliorato rispetto alle prime stagioni. Inciampa solo quando ci sono le caldi e possenti braccia di Poker Face che lo sostengono. Ma si è auto addestrato. E' lui che ha imparato come fare certe cose e come uscire vivo da situazioni mortali. Nessuno gli ha mai dato "lezioni". Quindi addestramento di cosa????

E poi, anche sul frangente di allenamento per scoprire la verità, è sempre Wu Xie da solo che ci arriva. Parla con la gente, indaga, cerca informazioni. Non c'è stato un Cristo di Nessuno che gli abbia mai dato mezza spiegazione se non quella santa donna di Wen Ji. E' lui che unisce i puntini e arriva a scoprire la verità.

Chi sa... tace. O peggio, costringe il nipote a giri pindarici per fargli arrivare informazioni. Perché chiariamoci:

Wu Xie va di nuovo a parlare con un tizio che lavorava per suo zio. Ci era già stato prima ma questa volta sto tizio gli dice che lo Zio sapeva già che Wu Xie sarebbe ritornato a chiedere più informazioni. Gli passa dunque un foglio contenente i dati della squadra di esplorazione del passato che conduce il protagonista alla vecchia e abbandonata facoltà di Archeologia. Lì, dietro un quadro, c'è una stanza segreta piena di libri. Non solo: i libri sono posizionati esattamente come li posizionerebbe Wu Xie. Ergo, lo zio che lo conosce bene a preparato questa stanza per lui. Frugando tra i libri, non so nemmeno come, esce fuori il nome del cane del protagonista. Andiamo quindi alla cuccia del cane dove troviamo un plico di fogli di architettura di epoca Lei e che si rivelerà essere la mappa della pagoda degli Zhang.

Non è sano. Per nessuno. Né per Wu Xie né per noi spettatori. E io lo so perché sto benedetto zio - che tra l'altro non sappiamo se sia lo zio di Wu Xie o di Pantera Rosa visto che quest'ultimo ha preso il posto del parente di Wu Xie - fa tutte ste manovre. Ma questo non è Silente che lascia come incarico ad Harry di scoprire Horcrux e Doni della Morte. Qui si chiede a Wu Xie di rimettere assieme 60 anni di storia misteriosa, che coinvolge 9 famiglie ed un sacco di morti - più Poker Face che è in giro da una vita - e di sconfiggere IT dandogli briciole di informazioni.

Almeno Silente aveva lasciato alleati in giro e la figura di Piton come aiuto.

Wu Xie invece è da solo. Senza sapere di chi può fidarsi, senza sapere cosa sta facendo, perché lo sta facendo e come deve farlo. E sì, il Cieco è sicuramente mandato dallo zio per tenerlo vivo. Ma sul piano delle informazioni è totalmente inutile.

E' straziante e frustrante da morire vedere Wu Xie ignaro, sballottato dallo zio in giro per tombe, osservarlo mentre cerca di capire se si può fidare di certa gente o no, vederlo risolvere finalmente qualche domanda del passato per poi riconoscere che si sono invece aperti altri mille enigmi. Perché sai che basterebbe una riga di spiegazione dallo zio per risolvere almeno qualche domanda. Ed invece... la cuccia del cane

La cosa che io mi domando quindi è se chi sa ma non parla, lo faccia per le stesse motivazioni dello zio o per motivi di sceneggiatura. Perché se vengo a scoprire che Il Tenente Zhang o Nonna Huo o Pantera Rosa, hanno tenuto nascoste informazioni a Wu Xie per motivi di trama...faccio una strage.

Già il fatto che il Tenente Zhang che conosce Poker Face e sa cose sulla famiglia Zhang ed anche sul buon Fo Ye non si sia manco presentato per dare qualche info almeno a Xiaoge sulla famiglia Zhang dopo che lui ha perso la memoria, mi fa tremare i polsi.

ma è stato bello rivederlo

Tralasciando questa frustrazione, passiamo ad un' altra frustrazione: gli Huo. Famiglia sentita mille volte nella storia, gli Huo sono a conduzione matrilineare e quindi comandano le donne. In questo caso comanda Nonna Huo, che se qualcuno mi vuole bene, faranno secca nelle prossime stagioni. Poche volte ho odiato un personaggio di questa serie quanto lei.

Nonna Huo sa una valanga di cose, conosce Poker Face da una vita ed a quanto pare, di sconfiggere IT non gliene può fregare di meno, nonostante faccia parte dei Mistici Nove e potrebbe invece dare una mano. La Nonna pensa solo ai cazzi sua. E se da una parte posso capire perché la gente non parli, dall'altra non posso tollerare che si mettano i bastoni tra le ruote a Wu Xie. Non lo vuole aiutare? Bene. Ma che almeno non si metta di mezzo.

Ed invece tenta di uccidere il lead, cerca di rubare la sua mappa, lo rapisce, gli tiene nascosta la sua alleanza con Cox... sempre con quest'atteggiamento da snob, da Sua Maestade, che mi fa solo venir voglia di accopparla e lasciarla morta per terra.

Peggio ancora è il suo comportamento con la Nipote. La ragazza ci prova ad essere un minimo utile e di spessore in questa serie ma ahimè la nonna la costringe ad essere un inutile soprammobile. Che se la toglievi dalla serie non sarebbe cambiato quasi nulla. Appena la nipote alza un po' la testa e prova a fare qualcosa, la Nonna la riduce ad un pupazzetto con un semplice sguardo.

Che poi...manco puoi dire che la tengono nella serie per fare l'interesse amoroso. Pantera Rosa - che dovrebbe essere il suo fidanzato - la tratta come una sorellina mentre spara sguardi languidi e maliziosi al Cieco. Lost Tomb..perché non hai il tag BL??!!

Ed è proprio sulle "note " del Cieco e di Pantera Rosa che parliamo delle cose che ho amato davvero della serie.

Se infatti la parte narrativa è un bordello e ti fa diventare matta, Ultimate Note fa un egregio lavoro per ciò che riguarda i personaggi e le relazioni tra loro.

I due sopracitati formano una coppia con la C maiuscola. Il loro dinamico duo ha una chimica spettacolare e sogno già di vederli rotolarsi assieme mentre sono all'avventura. Gli sguardi o il modo in cui girano uno attorno all'altro, parlano di una complicità che manco le anime gemelle potrebbero avere.

Sono divertenti ed i loro battibecchi scaldano davvero il cuore. Anche se sono nella merda, sai che loro due insieme se la caveranno sempre e aspetti con ansia di vederli per quel momento di leggerezza che ti donano.

Soprattutto se pensi che si sono conosciuti in questa serie.

Anche la relazione tra Pantera Rosa e Wu Xie è molto buona. In questa stagione ci viene detto che erano amici d'infanzia che si sono persi di vista e si sono ritrovati solo adesso ma OVVIAMENTE questo non solo contraddice le stagioni precedenti - LOST TOMB NON DELUDE MAI - ma è anche difficile da credere visto che hanno una buona intesa e non sembrano certo due conoscenti che si rivedono solo ora.

Insieme formano una buona squadra - continuo a pensare che Pantera Rosa sia quello sveglio del gruppo - che si preoccupano uno dell'altro e riescono a portare a termine le loro missioni meglio che possono.

Ma il pezzo forte di questa stagione sono stati il Triangolo di Ferro: Wu Xie, Poker Face e Fatty. Presi sia singolarmente, sia in coppia, sia come terzetto.

Il Triangolo sembra davvero un Triangolo. C'è amicizia, affetto e preoccupazione uno verso l'altro. Come dice saggiamente @lisia81 quella che era solo la coppia Wu Xie/Poker Face diventa più aperta con Fatty che si lega maggiormente a quest'ultimo, sentendosi anche più libero di abbracciarlo e parlare con lui, per esempio. Si sente un maggiore affiatamento tra i tre dovuta forse anche alla perdita di memoria di Poker Face.

Se infatti Wu Xie è sempre andato dietro a Xiaoge guardandolo con le stelle negli occhi e Poker Face ha sempre protetto Wu Xie - regalandoci scene bl di altissimo livello - Fatty era sempre quello un po' più distante. Amico di Wu Xie ma più freddo con Poker Face.

In questa stagione - per tornare alle parole di @lisia81 - Fatty si ritrova a fare da Mamma Chioccia allo smemorato Poker Face e forse turbato dallo smarrimento di quest'ultimo e dal suo nuovo ruolo di accuditore, Fatty diventa più amicale e vicino a Poker Face.

Promosso Fatty!

Discorso più romantico invece con Wu Xie. Talmente romantico che in certe scene tra lui e Poker Face partiva la musichetta da romanzo rosa. Sguardi struggenti, frasi da cioccolatino...hanno grondato miele per 30 puntate. Ultimate Note tra loro due ed il Cieco e Pantera Rosa, ce l'ha messa tutta per rendere questa stagione un BL. non mi lamenterò mai di questo

Concordo però ancora con @lisia81 sul discorso della mancanza di "qualcosa" tra questi due. Che sia la chimica, l'intensità o altro... mi è mancato quello struggimento e angst che nelle passata stagioni - tranne la precedente a questa - me li aveva fatti shippare come la morte.

Ma sono orgogliosa dello splendido lavoro fatto dalla serie per quanto riguarda questi tre e le loro relazioni. Bravi!

Concludendo:

Una delle mia stagioni preferite di Lost Tomb. Sia perché finalmente abbiamo un quadro più chiaro della storia, sia per via delle caratterizzazioni, evoluzioni e relazioni dei personaggi. Ottimo il Triangolo di Ferro e anche gli altri personaggi. Bravi anche gli attori. La stagione ha un buon ritmo - tranne le prime 15 puntate - con scene alcune volte anche inquietanti che alzano la tensione della storia e ti tengono incollata allo schermo. Trovo comunque assurdo come abbiano gestito l'esposizione delle informazioni sulla trama orizzontale. E sì, continuerò a lamentarmi di questo.

Voto: 8 - (per gli standard di Lost Tomb equivale quasi ad un 10)

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