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miguel-owhora · 6 months ago
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trans der linde gang agenda is sooo real. Arthur would 100%, without question, pummel anyone who so much as tries to misgender anyone in the gang. that is, if the others don't shoot them first.
What's worse, being beaten to death or to a brain dead state by Arthur, or being shot in the head by one of the other boys after you misgendered them? There's no correct answer, it's all euphoric to them.
Be trans, be queer, be outlaws.
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hymen-restoration-project · 5 months ago
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Okay. Fine. I'm making this blog because you fucking ASSCLOWNS keep posting shit that's so flagrantly unacceptable that, were it to be posted, would have angry righteous concerned citizens chasing you out of town with fucking pitchforks. I cannot for a god damn second believe any of you are posting in good faith. Take a fucking lesson in humility AND GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE. This is the INTERNET. The shit you post here HAS CONSEQUENCES. I didn't put up with losing my fucking cousin to your stupid bullying just to stand idly by and watch as you make the next kid cry and get off the internet forever. Which in this day and age is almost as fucking bad as physical assault or fucking murder.
FAQ:
Yes trans men go to the gulag. No I do not respect them or treat them any differently than I would cis men who I also do not love or respect. Yes even the "good ones". Yes I think cis men should be giving birth. Yes Dio was a better front man for Sabbath than Ozzy. Childbirth is too painful for women going through it not to be misogynist. Yes trans women have a place in the feminarchy. Non binary people can choose where they want to go. Yes I support women's wrongs. The Cumcopter is a real solution that I do support sincerely.
Okay, now that I've got that shit out of the way. My introduction.
Hi, I'm Bethany/Jacks (if you're cool 😎). I'm not saying my age!!! (you creepy incels need to leave girls alone. Nuff said.) My pronouns are She/Her. I'm a proud Wisconsin girl:) (I LOVE cheese it's so good y'all.)
You can find my brother Dee at @yorhusband
My DNI list is as follows!!!!!
DNI:
Adults over 25 / kids under 12 (preference! Sorry but you gotta be a teen to talk to yours truly :/) | Clowns | Clooners (ClownGooners) | George Clooney (The Arch-Clooner) | The Muppet Joker | MOBA players (except Dee, he's chill I guess.) | Vivziepop fans (UGHGHHHH) | Proshippers (GROSS!!!!!!!! GODDDDD!! Stop fucking kids...) | Homophobes / Transphobes / Alcoholics (Basically just anyone who is or says there my dad.) | Metal fans (Taylor is better. Later loser 👋) | Antishippers (Nuff said.) | Paw Patrol fans/stans | People who smoke. (Including weed 🙄) | Taylor Swift haters (You are the worst fucking people on the fucking planet I hate you as much as Hitler and my dad. And she is gay btw. There isn't anything you can do about it.) | BTS / Kpop fans (nothing against y'all, I just don't like boys) | People who love America (It's the "land" of the "free" for a fucking reason. Read a book.) | Racists | ISIS | Proshippers (Fuck you.) | Kink freaks (Maybe I'm biased but piss is weird) | Pro-life (Fuck you!!! Hands off my youterus) | and finally last but not least. Proshippers.
Anyway now that my DNI is out of the way let me tell you about my interests!!
I like Taylor Swift (obviously), Stardew Valley, puppies, kittens, baking, Animal Crossing, Netflix, tarot cards, witchy stuff, and other stuff too!
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m4ng0-gh0st · 11 months ago
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Spn boys NSFW headcannons (CIS male reader)
Dean
You had to help him out the first few times but after that he got it DOWN.
One of his favorites are you on your knees sucking him off.
He definitely teases you by moving his hand really close to your crotch or sometimes he full on just palms you through your pants when your sat next to him however it highly depends on what is going on and where you guys are at.
If you were one of the "villains" you two definitely used to have hate sex.
If you aren't them you two just have sex to release some steam if it's more of a friends with benefits relationship but if it's a romantic relationship then it's because you two genuinely enjoy having sex
Most definitely rough sex most times but if he has the time and or nobody will be around for a while then it'll be more sensual.
Sam
He more of a groaner than like a moaner/whimperer.
I mean maybe you can get him whimpering 🤷
Don't pull his hair no matter how tempting it is...
He definitely likes you riding him but if you are the dom you then missionary. (He definitely does missionary even when he's Dom)
He does like seeing your face during sex.
Nothing to out of the normal he's pretty simple when it comes to sex.
Castiel
He doesn't make much noise I mean maybe a groan here and there and if you're lucky a moan or whimper.
He's a little clueless when it comes to sex despite him watching the pizza man and the baby sitter... But that's okay! You help him the best you can.
You can definitely get him to moan or whimper if you suck him off.
You most definitely end up the dom most times.
If you like rough sex then he’ll participate but he does enjoy gentle and sensual sex more.
You two have most definitely gotten caught and or have been overheard while having sex.
Crowley
You know he's in the mood when he starts getting handsy.
He'll pull you into his lap or if you guys are around people he'll pull you away or teleport you two away.
This does happen quite often.
You don't really know what you do to make him horny but you do make him horny a lot.
You've two been caught making out somewhere in the bunker because Crowley had pulled you away.
You two have experimented quite a lot.
He denies it but he does really like intimate and soft sex.
He does occasionally like you as the top but when you are the top you are 6/10 times a soft top
He does get whiny and bratty. Mostly when you two have been very busy and haven't had sex in a while.
Definitely sasses you during sex. He has a loud mouth and he can't help himself.
Praise him and he seems fine but on the inside he is DYING
Gabriel
He's even worse than Crowley when it comes to getting handsy.
He is a brat when he's the sub for sure.
Kinky as hell 💀
You've guys practically have tried EVERYTHING.
A little bit after he returned from being tortured you guys basically had a whole day spent on having sex.
He enjoys either making your brain turn to mush or having you turn his brain to mush.
He has a lot of energy and when I say a lot I mean A LOT.
He is a major switch when it comes to you.
Jack
I don't know if it's alright to do some for him since he's technically like 3 but he's fully grown so let me know if it is 😭💀
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kiyo-cant-write · 5 months ago
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leona kingscholar arguing w/ a male s/o ✧・゚
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I felt like we needed something on this blog with Leona <3
If you see typos, pretend they're not there. I'm writing this instead of letting the mental illness get me (because the admin's having depression atm!). How do I feel better? Ruin Leona's life xD
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Summary: [Name] is the s/o of Leona Kingscholar, and what an interesting time that is. Leona is by no means perfect, but he loves [Name], truly. Sometimes, though... The two argue. And it can get heated.
TW/CW: Hurt/No Comfort, Angst
Notes: established relationship, he/him pronouns for the reader, the reader could be cis or trans, the reader is described to be tall/muscular and human with no specified class year, the reader is not explicitly Yuu/Prefect but could be
Guest Stars: Ruggie Bucchi (mentioned, discussed)
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Leona Kingscholar
Leona is not the ideal lover by any means. He needs time.
He is abrasive, rough, and opinionated. He is so stubborn that he will hold a grudge against his partner in a fight.
With a female/femme enby partner, this might be a bit less harsh, but Leona starts out seeing his male s/o as a rival in addition to a partner, sparking arguments early on.
[Name] has to keep up with Leona's moods and his anger.
Leona can be a very tiring partner to have at times.
However, there are advantages to being another man in Leona's life. Leona will not pull punches around his s/o.
He is direct with him and says what is on his mind, even mean things.
However, this can help as it puts things out in the open.
Leona tends to use his s/o like a body pillow (and feel less bad about it as due to their similar size, he isn't crushing them).
Buuut he also thinks that he can push around his male s/o more.
He tends to be rougher with them in every sense of the word.
He isn't even trying to be violent, Leona just doesn't think to control his strength around another guy, thinking he can handle it.
Leona grumbles constantly that his s/o is annoying but he doesn't mean it. He says a lot of things to his s/o that he doesn't mean.
He is still coping with his traditional upbringing as a royal.
Leona is learning how to treat his boyfriend.
[Name] has not yet met Leona's family because Leona refuses to introduce them to anyone. It was by chance that they met Cheka,
Leona doesn't know how his sister-in-law and Falena would react.
Cheka likes [Name] and considers him "Ojitan #2"!!
Leona says he is annoyed about it, maybe he is, but he's also somewhat warmed by the thought of them being close.
It's a little too mushy for him to accept at this point, though.
He never apologizes for his bitchyness with words.
For Leona, it's an act of service or a gift (albeit given a bit carelessly) that serves to be his apology to [Name].
"Ugh. Leona? Leona," [Name] tried before using more energy to increase his volume, "Le-o-na!"
He was out of breath from checking several of Leona's usual spots and not very happy about the current circumstances. And where was Leona meant to be? Class. Where was he now? Not class.
Leona's eyes opened when [Name] called out to him, looking up to see the human's tall frame towering over him from the angle. His eyes said it all, [Name] was annoyed. Great. Leona was about to get an earful from his boyfriend to top it all off.
"Huh? What do you want now, [Nickname]?"
Leona glared at the younger boy from his place amongst the foliage of the botanical garden. Honestly, he just wanted to sleep. He didn't want to be bothered with classes, [Name] be damned.
"Don't [Nickname] me right now. I was checking on you, "[Name] said, a certain level of irritation seeping through, "You have class this period, right?"
He groaned at the mention of class. It was a chore to go. He would much rather be in the garden or somewhere else, sleeping away from all the noise. But few let him enjoy it between Ruggie, [Name], and one time Jack.
"No, not going. Why don't you get back to your own class, huh?"
Honestly, Leona had a point. Or he would have if it hadn't been a teacher who sent [Name] on a Leona Hunt. Professor Trein was annoyed, and that wasn't good for any student. He had asked [Name] to step out of his class with Professor Crewel to find Leona.
[Name] thought to himself, at that moment, that it was a bit odd the teachers singled him out. Still, it made sense given the lack of a Vice Housewarden for Savanaclaw.
"Leona, you need to focus or you'll repeat another year."
[Name] was sure that Leona didn't want that either. Or did he? It was hard to say. Leona didn't like campus, he said it all the time, but he was also dreading his return to the palace... If he was being truthful, [Name] didn't know what Leona wanted anymore.
It was a bit stressful sometimes, sad at others.
"What are you? Ruggie?" Leona snapped, ears twitching in annoyance as he spoke, "Worry about yourself, [Name]."
Ruggie is a what? How dehumanizing...
But he ignored it. [Name] didn't have the time. Onto the next.
"No, but Ruggie did tell me about the risk of being held back," [Name] admitted awkwardly but with no less frustration than earlier, "Can you just go sleep in class? Your professors are asking me to get you now."
He wasn't even sure what he was arguing anymore. He didn't want to be his boyfriend's parent, but here he was, feeling that way. He knew Leona would just sleep wherever he was, so it wasn't like it was a big ask to send him to a classroom... Was it?
[Name] just wanted Leona to succeed. It was painful to see someone he had grown to love ruining his reputation amongst the faculty and students alike. It wore on [Name]'s mind as it continued.
"You don't get to tell me what to do," Leona said, voice rising slightly, tail flicking in annoyance he now failed to conceal.
"Then who will?" [Name] asked, "Our professors don't even want to deal with you so they sent me to do it!"
When Leona didn't say anything, [Name] took a step closer, testing his limits and ignoring the voice in his head telling him to just back off like he always did and leave it for another day. He didn't want to. he couldn't let Leona do this to himself anymore, not again. Maybe he would listen...
"Leona, I don't know what else to do other than chase after you," [Name] told him, "I want to help, I do... But I can't say anything else. Or do anything either. I'm doing all I can and it's not working."
Leona remained silent.
"What do I do now?" [Name] asked him, voice coming out with just a slight tremble to it as if he was at his breaking point and he was.
"Leave?" Leona said as if it was the obvious answer, "Just go."
"What?" [Name] managed to ask, "What did you... Leona?"
He couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Leave, [Name]. I told you not to get involved with me," Leona told him in a drawl that dripped with indifference, exasperation even.
"Leona, you can't be serious—"
[Name] didn't get to finish his sentence.
"I am, don't test my patience."
[Name] wasn't sure if he was offended or not.
Leona wasn't listening at all. Did he hear any of this?
"Leona, I'm your partner, can't you listen to what I have to say?"
As Leona ignored him,[Name] felt a bit desperate.
How could he fix this? What would it take?
"I said," Leona's voice cut like a blade, "Leave. Now, [Last Name]."
"I..."
But a moment later, [Name] fell silent, fists clenched at his sides for a moment before the tension released. He exhaled. Like that, it was over.
"Fine. Be that way. I was just... trying to help."
Leona's brows furrowed as he looked away, not wanting to see the other man walk away from him. He shouldn't have said that. He should've kept quiet. Why couldn't he just keep his mouth shut? Now they were going to be all upset at him tomorrow. They'd scold him again, act like his mother, just about.
What happened next was somewhat Leona's own fault in the end. And there he was wallowing in self-pity, refusing to acknowledge the truth of the matter even as he felt the ramifications of his actions.
It was [Name]'s own fault, Leona would remind himself the next day when [Name] didn't meet him for lunch and Ruggie gave him the most bewildered look he had seen on the hyena's face in a while. He should have known not to get involved in Leona's business. Stupid.
It's his fault, Leona would repeat for the next couple of days, refusing to comment when Ruggie asked him again, "Where's [Name]?" Leona didn't care, or he wished he didn't. Those thoughts pounding in his skull didn't mean anything. Not a bit.
He was lying to himself. He missed [Name]. Leona wanted to be able to listen to him talk about things, ask him for little favors, and keep him close. Leona wanted to feel the closeness that they had had...
But he wasn't ready to be wrong.
Would he ever be ready to see past his own ego?
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Imagine the rest for yourself~
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artigas · 1 year ago
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I’m really happy that Black Sails is experiencing a bit of a renaissance, but (predictably) some of the takes I’m seeing online are so busted. It’s wild to me that anyone would complain about the fact that Anne Bonny kisses Jack after she’s developed this life-changing relationship with Max. It’s absolutely wild to see anyone roll their eyes or feel uncomfortable about the fact that Flint has sex with Miranda when he returns to her in season one or that Max is most likely a lesbian but actively has sex with men for pay and knows how to make that pleasurable. It’s crazy to me that some of the very audiences who claim to want queer representation feel so discomforted when they actually see the mess and seeming inconsistencies of queerness that they asked for.
The reality is that there are lesbians who have had (and will have!) meaningful, mutually-gratifying, and deeply sexual relationships with men. There are gay men who’ve enjoyed having sex with women, who are gay as the day is long and nevertheless feel sexually attracted to a woman or two and are nevertheless gay men, full stop. There are gay cis men who are happily married to trans women. There are femme dom tops and butch bottoms and there are mascs afab people who like femme boys. There are non-binary people and trans men who actively identify as lesbians. There are ace and aro people who enjoy thinking about and engaging with sex — sometimes in fiction and sometimes in real life. Queerness, in fiction and in reality, defies neat categorization. That is the beauty, power, and (perceived) unorthodoxy of queerness.
Now, I’ll say this — do I think the straight men behind Black Sails were actively thinking deeply and insightfully about the paradoxes and fuckery of queer identity when they wrote Black Sails? No! By their own admission, Steinberg and Levine have owned up to the fact that some of the writing of the show was really hinged on their own blind spots as people who are not (to my knowledge) members of the queer community. If I want to be generous, I think that the beautiful mess of Black Sails is that, in not feeling like experts enough to designate specific identity labels to any of their characters, the writers stumbled their way into more authentic representation of lived queer experience, which is to say that the notion that James Flint was actively thinking of himself as a gay man was anachronistic. As many lesbian archivists and theories have noted, the notion of a queer identity — as in, queerness is who you are, not what you do — was patently unthinkable for most cultures in the past. In other words, the idea that Anne Bonny operates in the eighteenth century as a lesbian and thus would not willingly engage in relationships with men is not only untrue of the series, but untrue of most recorded lesbian experiences in the real world. The notion that a lesbian would operate her entire life without engaging sexually or romantically with men, for instance, is a very new privilege that some of us are very lucky to enjoy, but it is not true for the vast majority of human history — hell, it’s not even true of our present world.
This is all to say that think that there’s something really funny about how we want queer characters to fit into neatly organized boxes. This isn’t a new problem, either. When the show was still airing, the BS fandom would get itself into tizzies about wether or not Flint is gay or bisexual, wether or not Anne Bonny is a lesbian, wether or not Silver is queer when his only canonical relationship is with Madi, etc etc. We’ve been having these discourses for years and I don’t know. I get that much of it is fueled by how badly some people want to see themselves represented in media, but . . . well. The siloing of queer characters and queer narratives into neat little boxes has never felt very authentic to me and nine times out of ten, it’s also just so damn boring.
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triplecrocodilian · 1 month ago
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i don't know why or how so many people haven't realized this, but given the general demographics of the kinds of folks who draw trans porn, there's a pretty solid fuckin chance that the "femme bottom trans man >:((" y'all are complaining about was drawn BY another trans dude, and every time somebody pops in to bitch about it i have to roll my eyes
like y'all seriously saw the cis boys yelling "no femmes" on grindr years ago and decided you wanted some of that, get fuckin real
"but these artists ALWAYS pick the smaller, twinkier one to make trans!!" okay? fucking and? have you considered, maybe, that another guy might actually RELATE to the man who is smaller, given the general spread of heights among afab people? or that another guy might RELATE to the man who is more emotionally open? or that another guy might RELATE to the guy who ISN'T 6'2, jacked to shit, and communicates primarily through punching? and that this trans artist might also be into bottoming?
"but i'm TIRED of seeing trans twinks!! i want to see MASCULINE MEN" good for you, go find the artists who are drawing that. commission them. follow them. support the shit you like instead of bitching about the shit you don't, it ain't fuckin hard.
"BUT BUT BUT BUT" y'all will do ANYTHING in your power to show femme men as little respect as possible, you ain't slick.
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ghcstpyre · 5 months ago
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*•.¸♡ nsfw alphabet with ted logan x f!reader. MINORS BEGONE!
cw: cis female reader, obviously nsfw themes, drug use (weed)
A - AFTERCARE. (what they're like after sex)
so. many. cuddles. cuddling is always one of the first things ted wants to do after sex, regardless of how sticky and/or sweaty you both are. and it's only once you decide you feel a bit too gross that he finally peels himself away from you to fetch a towel to wipe you down, telling you how amazing and beautiful you are, how much he loves you.
B - BODY PART. (their favourite body part on you and on themself)
ted is a boob guy. doesn't matter the size, shape, or colour. every chance he gets, he's touching and groping them and he especially loves teasing your nipples during foreplay or when he's trying to rile you up.
as for himself, ted loves his hair! he takes really good care of it and it's unbelievably soft. 
C - CUM. (anything to do with cum)
listen. ted is a sprightly young man. he's horny and so into you, when he cums, he cums a lot. he can go multiple times too - most of the time he's still hard post-orgasm and can't help but push it back inside for an immediate round 2.
creampies make him a bit nervous so he usually only does them when he's either a) stoned, b) drunk, or c) so consumed with lust he can't bring himself to pull out. ted's favourite place to cum is on your chest or in your mouth.
D - DIRTY SECRET. (a dirty secret of theirs)
ted is a panty sniffer. if you're in a relationship, he will 100% steal your panties and press them against his face while he gets off. alternatively, he'll wrap them around his cock and cum in them.
if you're just friends or only hooking up, he'll be incredibly tempted to steal a pair. but he's a respectful guy and knows that would be crossing a boundary, so instead he just fantasises.
E - EXPERIENCE. (how experienced are they?)
teddy boy isn't experienced. at all. the closest he's gotten to some action begins and ends at making out and some light over-the-clothes groping with a girl at a school dance when he was 16.
having said that though, he is a really good kisser. like, leaving you weak at the knees kind of kisser. and he's a fast learner, so if you wanted to teach ted a thing or two in the bedroom, it wouldn't take him long to get the hang of it!
F - FAVOURITE POSITION.
ted thinks you look amazing from every angle, but his favourite is cowgirl. he loves loves loves it when you ride him - on the bed, on the sofa, front and back of the wyld stallyns van, anywhere it's viable. he loves being able to see your pretty face while he's inside you, grip your hips, and watch your tits bounce as you fuck yourself on him.
G - GOOFY. (are they more serious during the moment or are they humorous?)
he can be serious if the moment calls for it! but ted much prefers being able to laugh and be a little silly. he doesn't get down on himself or frustrated when something doesn't quite work and will instead crack a joke, laugh with his partner and carry on. he wouldn't be able to be with someone who wants it serious all the time - that's way too much pressure.
H - HAIR. (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes etc?)
unlike bill, ted is a hairy guy. he prefers to keep his face and upper body shaved, but leaves his armpits, snail trail and pubes (which he keeps trimmed). he doesn't bother with his arms and legs. his body hair and beard grow back really fast so he tries to keep on top of shaving at least once a week or every other week, but that 5 o’clock shadow comes in real quick.
I - INTIMACY. (how are they during the romantic aspects of the moment?)
ted is a complete hopeless romantic. he loves love, and he loves making love. going slow, savouring the moment, gentle touches and caresses, hand holding and kissing and “I love you babe”s all the way through. ted has so so so much love and affection to give, so you better be ready for the most lovey-dovey lovemaking you'll ever get.
J - JACK OFF. (do they masturbate?)
oh yes. he's a young, horny guy so he definitely does his fair bit of jerking off. probably slightly more than average, but it becomes a lot harder to get away with after moving in with bill.
at his dad's house he had his own room and the privacy to do it whenever the need took hold. after moving in with bill he has to wait until he's home alone, or does it in the shower. he once tried to do it while bill was fast asleep, but it felt too weird and invasive and he felt gross as hell doing it with his best friend only a few metres away.
K - KINK. (one of more of their kinks)
ted isn't really a kinky guy. but he is geeky and isn't immune to the lure of a bodacious babe in cosplay. semi-public sex in his van too - one of ted's favourite things is driving to a scenic remote spot, smoking up in the back of his van and getting it on. he likes the risk of it, but would absolutely dissolve on the spot from embarrassment if the two of you ever did get caught.
L - LOCATION. (favourite places to get it on)
i’ve already touched on this, but ted loves going at it in the wyld stallyns van. his top three in order are the van, the bed and then the sofa. one of the things he fantasises about is doing a crazy successful gig and pulling you into the van for a quickie between sets. he doesn't know why, but fucking in the van sort of makes him feel a bit like a rock star.
M - MOTIVATION. (what turns them on, what gets them going)
if you're ever not wearing a bra beneath your top, ted is going to have a hard time keeping his hands to himself. he also very much enjoys the miniskirt with knee-high socks combo. but most of all, he loves a girl in a leather jacket; it doesn't matter what else you could be wearing, because all ted will be thinking about is how badass and hot his babe looks in a leather jacket.
N - NO. (something they wouldn't do, their turn offs)
ted is down to try pretty much anything (within reason) at least once. aside from the obvious few, one thing he definitely isn't into is threesomes/sharing you with someone else. while he hides it very well, ted can be insecure thanks to the years of his dad chipping away at his self confidence. the idea of you wanting to be intimate with someone else while you're with him just doesn't sit right - why would you need anyone else when he has so much love to give you? ted wants to be the only one to make you feel good and special!
O - ORAL. (preference in giving or receiving, skill etc)
he's addicted to eating you out. ted could get off on the taste of you alone (and has done. many times). he absolutely loves the feeling of you squirming and rocking on his tongue, and despite the lack of experience, he's actually really good at it. more often than not, he makes a point to make you cum on his tongue before you get down to anything else.
not to say that he doesn't enjoy receiving head. the sight of you down on your knees with your mouth working over the length of him is permanently burned into his brain, and cumming in your mouth is one of his favourite things. thank god for the existence of 69ing!
P - PACE. (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)
both! ted is never quite rough with you - the last thing he wants is to accidentally hurt you. he'll go fast and will manhandle you a bit more than usual if he's pent up or if you're both feeling up for a quick fuck. but if you're making love, he'll obviously go slower and take his time.
Q - QUICKIE. (their opinions on quickies, how often etc)
ted loves a quickie. usually at the most inconvenient of times, too. like right before a family event, before (or during) a house party, or before bill comes back to the apartment after going out to grab a few things from the shop. again, the risk of being caught is thrilling for him, but he also loves seeing how quick and how many times he can make you cum in that short span of time.
R - RISK. (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc)
as mentioned somewhere above, ted will try pretty much anything at least once. if you suggest something new, chances are he's down to give it a go.
S - STAMINA. (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
this boy has staminaaaaaa. he can't do a set of push-ups for shit, but he'll fuck and fuck and fuck as long as you're up for it. he'll cum, and most of the time he'll still be hard and immediately ready for another round. if he isn't still hard, he'll finger you or eat you out until you cum again, by which point he's hard again and ready to go.
he never lasts long each round though. everything about you just feels too good!
T - TOYS. (do they own any toys? do they use them on their partner or on themselves?)
ted doesn't own any toys himself, but if you wanted to start introducing them in the bedroom he'd be down for it. things like vibrators and/or dildos to use on you, or even a fleshlight or cockring for himself if you suggested it. the latter would take a bit of convincing though.
U - UNFAIR. (how much they like to tease)
he's never mean and always follows through on his teasing, but he loves to do it. he loves riling you up with little things: a hand on your waist that slowly slides up your ribs to brush his fingers against the underside of your breast while you walk through the mall, pulling you close while you sit, stoned on a couch at a house party, to whisper dirty things in your ear. 
V - VOLUME. (how loud they are and the noises they make)
ted struggles to be quiet. when he gets the opportunity to be loud, he isn't shy about it. ted wants you to know how you make him feel, whether it's words of praise or moaning. he isn't a grunter, but he'll groan.
W - WILD CARD. (a random headcanon)
sometimes ted will set aside an entire weekend for the both of you to bake weed brownies, get high and stick a bunch of nerdy movies on. but you're both only half watching, because you spend the whole time fucking and lovemaking with breaks in between for snacks and naps and cuddling.
X - XRAY. (what's going on under those clothes?)
for a guy who can barely do 5 push-ups, ted is surprisingly toned. it's all for show though and he mostly works on his arms and chest. he's got a cute squishy tummy!
now for the part of this you're obviously waiting for. yes, his dick is big. about 7-8 inches, slightly bigger than average girth. curves upwards and he's a shower not a grower.
Y - YEARNING. (how high is their sex drive?)
ted has a high sex drive. the pining, the yearning, the thirsting is all real. it's your fault for being so cute and looking so good all the time, even when you've just woken up with messy hair and drool at the corner of your mouth.
Z - ZZZ. (how quickly do they fall asleep after the deed?)
it really depends on how sleepy he is beforehand, where you are, how high he is, how snuggly the post-sex cuddles are and how many times he came/how many rounds it's been. if there's any combination of those things, chances are ted is dozing off pretty quick. whether it's a quick power nap or a full on sleep depends on what time of day it is too!
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tsamsheadcanons · 5 months ago
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Headcanon -
Sun is transfemme, and nearly nobody knows. By and large, pronouns are a roulette wheel of "does this bother me Yes/No/Unknown". If given her own space and freedom to present however they want to without any consequences or follow up, she'd present almost exclusively somewhere between androgynous to femme. Gender is a performance, and she was initially made for the stage /j
Moon had a... mild suspicion in the beginning, but couldn't place it. At first, he didn't care to. Then, he was busy with more important things. Then after that, everything went to hell in a handbasket, so it never came up.
Ironically, Eclipse does know. As much as he refuses to admit it, his sentience was essentially incubated by Sun's code, and he's spent copious time in close, attentive proximity. He also knows that Sun isn't ready to come out yet, and while he's a bit of a jerk, he's not gonna cross that line. He does, however, use "Sunny" more often than not, bc it's a nickname that always made her a little more excited and happy. He'll never admit to it.
Earth and Lunar never really questioned anything about Sunny beyond "Oh, that's a bot with anxiety". Earth specifically also has a habit of calling things cute and sweet, and very quickly picked up how Sun absolutely glowed with the phrasing, so she uses it regularly. Lunar, meanwhile, doesn't clock "Sun is sis, not cis", and personally is mildly offended bc they had more faith in his gaydar/transdar than that. How shameful (/hj)
Solar had no warning or clue but also may arguably be the most chill. Sun is Sun, and Solar care about that obsessive compulsive mess.
Monty.... wondered, sometimes, but never brought it up. Never seemed the right time, ya know?
Once Sun DOES come out, everyone is supportive and it's lowkey hilarious bc Sun is just HEAPED with praise, and Lunar and Moon devolve into "how did we not KNOW" which... not the time or place, guys, but whatever.
Jack and Dazzle just kinda blink. "Uncle is not uncle. Uncle is aunt. Auntie Sun ooooh~" and "Sunny is still Sunny. I haves a girl bestest friend and a boy bestest friend now."
There are, ofc, slip ups, but it's a quick adjustment all in all. The first time someone calls Sunny sister has her biting back giggles while her rays spin.
When Dazzle calls her Mama, though, she explodes /pos (/bittersweet)
(Also bonus points - all the "bad guys" and antagonists don't get the memo, so they go to do their evil monologs and someone interrupts when they go "and poor little Sunny, pathetic man-". Upon being corrected, they immediately go "ah, my apologies. Ahem. Poor little Sunny, pathetic girl-")
((Additional bonus points - Moon instinctively goes for the 'femboy' thing just to pause and flounder. "You're such a fucking femb- uhhhhhh f... fem... girl? ... shit-"
"Pft- uh huh? Nice save"
"Ughhhhh-" *hides in his hat*))
I love this headcanon!
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janethekillsyou · 2 days ago
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Creepypasta Gender / Sexuality Headcanons!!
Jane the Killer / Jane Richardson
Lesbian
Demisexual
She’s probably. Some type of genderqueer but she’s far too tired to do that self-reflection right now—
Nina the Killer / Nina Hopkins
Pansexual
Genderqueer. She uses any pronouns including neos.
Clockwork / Natalie Ouellette
Bisexual
I’m hitting her with the transfem beam. Because I can. Either that or nonbinary.
Ticci Toby / Toby Rogers
Bisexual
Transmasc. Look at him.
Tim Wright / Masky
Gay
Transmasc. Again. Look at him. That’s a trans bear.
Brian Thomas / Hoodie
Gay
Transmasc. And or. He/him agender.
The Chaser / Kate Milens:
Lesbian
Asexual
Like Jane she’s probably also some type of genderqueer/non-binary but she. does not have the time (or. free will) to figure that out unfortunately </3
Jeff the Killer / Jeff Woods
Gay question mark.
He is either the cis-est cis boy or. Egg. “Would transition save her” - the greatest thread in forum history, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of intense debate.
Alex Kralie
Bisexual
He’s either cis. or. I ask again. Would transition have saved her. The answer is no it would have made her worse.
Jay Merrick
Gay gay homosexual gay-
Transmasc.
Jessica Locke
Lesbian
Transfem
Eyeless Jack / Jack Nyras
Gay
Trans. Being a demon is kinda genderqueer if you think about it—
Moral of the story. Everyone is gay and trans in some way. As they should be.
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batmanisagatewaydrug · 11 months ago
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heyy I have a question but I'm kinda embarrassed about it so idk?
how much of a high libido is normal for a teenager? around 15 years? because like I've been taught that puberty makes you horny, but all everyone was always talking and making jokes about was cus males going through that, and I'm not a cis dude
I was just wondering because like it feels wrong sometimes to think about it that much even though it feels good to but like -I also don't really know how to say this- it also feels like I'm using sexual thoughts and fantasies and stuff to distract myself and to repress the stuff going on in my life? like I can feel my brain switch from "I'm gonna have a breakdown" to "how about horny?" in a couple of seconds and idk if that's normal? or healthy for that matter lol
idk what to say have a nice day and any advice is appreciated<3
(do you do named anons? if so, can I be fox anon?)
hi fox anon,
I'm actually going to direct you to an ask from a shrimp anon, where we had a little chat about hypersexuality and how to know if your sex drive is too high. (spoiler alert: if you're not actively ruining your own life in the pursuit of sex, it's probably not!)
there are definitely the most stereotypes about cis teenage boys being horny, but it's very normal for people with any gender identity, genitalia, and hormones to be extremely interested in sex during their teen years. (and of course, it's also normal not to be interested at all!) this is the part of your life where everybody's bodies are reaching sexual maturity, and it's extremely EXTREMELY normal to have a burning curiosity to go along with that.
it's also very normal to have a lot of Large emotions and feel like they can switch on a dime; that's the power of Hormones, babey! you're experiencing a lot of internal hormonal situations and external social stresses for the first time, and your brain is learning how to process all that.
I have a friend who's only a few months old, so when he gets overwhelmed he doesn't know how to handle that and usually just cries about it because he's brand new and doesn't have any other coping mechanisms. of course, you have a lot more experience than a guy who's brand new and you know way more coping mechanisms than he does, but you're in a somewhat similar position of having to handle a LOT of new shit and not knowing how to cope with it yet. sometimes what's going to happen is just pivoting hard from one big feeling to another - in some cases, from the pits of despair straight to horny jail.
is it possible to become overly reliant on sexual stimulation as a form of self-soothing? sure, of course. it's possible to become overly reliant on anything; absolutely any positive behavior can become detrimental if it's performed to extremity. again, read that ask I linked!
but pivoting from a breakdown to jacking off isn't a bad idea. it can help you calm down, can be a great transition into a nap or sleep, and pops off a little burst of dopamine and oxytocin that's probably very badly needed if you're on the verge of a breakdown. of course it's ideal to have other healthy outlets for when you're feeling bad - making art or doing something else with your hands, doing some enjoyable physical activity, talking with friends or family, keeping a journal - but as one part of a larger diet of support and coping mechanism, horny behavior is great, normal, and very healthy.
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hethuisanubiss · 23 days ago
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♬ Het Huis Anubis playlist ♬
When I rewatched Het Huis Anubis a few years ago, I made a full list of every song that was featured in the series. This list not only contains songs that were literally sung or listened to by the characters at some point, but also songs that were just played as background music during scenes such as the breakfast scenes. There were only a few that I couldn't figure out exactly which songs they were because there was too much other noise in the episode to properly hear the song. But I'd say this is a pretty complete list though.
Over 3 hours of non-stop (mostly 2000s nostalgia) songs that were featured in Het Huis Anubis in no particular order of appearance:
Just A Girl - No Doubt
Rock Your Body - Justin Timberlake
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
I'm Not so Tough - Ilse DeLange
Daar Gaat Ze - Clouseau
Papa Don't Preach - Madonna
Your Song - Elton John
Don't Speak - No Doubt
I Don't Need A Man - The Pussycat Dolls
Open Your Heart - Madonna
Zij - Marco Borsato
Hit the Road Jack - Ray Charles
On The Wings Of Love - Jeffrey Osborne
Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
I Wanna Be Loved By You - Marilyn Monroe
Een Eigen Huis (Alles Kan Een Mens Gelukkig maken) - Het Goede Doel, Rene Froger
YMCA - Village People
Like a Virgin - Madonna
Don't Stop The Music - Rihanna
The Final Countdown - Europe
Kiss - Prince & The Revolution
Somewhere Only We Know - Keane
Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
Angels - Robbie Williams
One - Mary J. Blige, U2
I'm Like A Bird - Nelly Furtado
Love Is In The Air - John Paul Young
Beep - The Pussycat Dolls, will.i.am
Hips Don't Lie (feat. Wyclef Jean) - Shakira, Wyclef Jean
Because of You - Kelly Clarkson
Stupid Girls - P!nk
SOS - Rihanna
Nobody's Wife - Anouk
Let Me Entertain You - Robbie Williams
Maneater - Nelly Furtado
SexyBack (feat. Timbaland) - Justing Timberlake, Timbaland
Trouble - Coldplay
Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine - James Brown
Beat It - Michael Jackson
Celebration - Kool & The Gang
I Can See Clearly Now - Lee Towers
Grace Kelly - MIKA
Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd
Ruby - Kaiser Chiefs
Rehab - Amy Winehouse
I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
Macarena (Bayside Boys Remix) - Los Del Rio
Mamma Mia - ABBA
Dancing Queen - ABBA
Opzij - Herman van Veen
Don Giovanni, K.527/Act 1: "Là ci darem la mano" - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Cecilia Bartoli, Bryn Terfel, Orchestra dell'Accademia Nazionale di Santa Cecilia, Myung-Whun Chung
O Tannenbaum - Nat King Cole (but could be from various other artists as well)
We wish you a merry christmas (could be from various artists)
All I want for Christmas is You (could be from various artists)
Silent Night (could be from various artists)
Further, Noa mentions at some point that she is a fan of the Arctic Monkeys when Jeroen bought concert tickets for her, and she also got a Portrait of Stevie Wonder LP as a present from Jeroen. Patricia is a big fan of the singer P!nk.
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taweretsdagger · 2 months ago
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"we can use a mirror, kate can hold it"
lost's tragic, (probably) autistic doctors: part two. this time with some fraught gender dynamics!
so it turns out once you start reading jack and juliet as autistic, you can't turn it off. it takes over your whole life and suddenly your mind is just a big cork board with a bunch of red thread and push pins. and in the center of the chaos is the following image:
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this is part two (of three... probably, hopefully only three!) of my jack and juliet analysis series. if you haven't read part one of this analysis, you can find it here!
in this post, i'll focus on autistic traits which present differently in each of them and discuss how gender may be contributing to those differences. but before we get into all that, i want to spend a moment (maybe two) talking about food.
food, autism, and gender
the grilled cheese above is something of a celebrity in this series--it's what links juliet to jack the first time we see them interact. food in general is an important part of their relationship while jack is being held prisoner, since juliet is tasked with delivering his meals. by a few episodes into s3, the two of them have become friendly and familiar as a result of these interactions. juliet brings jack a cheeseburger, and climbs up to sit on the table in his cell while she jokes about making the whole thing from scratch. it's an adorable exchange, and a far cry from jack attacking juliet at the start of s3.
after juliet is taken prisoner by the others for killing danny, we see jack complain when tom brings him a sandwich (because juliet used to be the one to bring his food). later in the episode, she does so once again, and jack treats her brand with an aloe plant--another sweet moment, which ends with him promising that they'll make sure ben lets them leave the island.
i started this post with this topic because the motif of food and nourishment displays both the autism and gender stuff between jack and juliet really succinctly. getting enough to eat is a common challenge for autistic people--sensory sensitivities can make certain foods or preparation methods intolerable, and it's common for autistic people to eat the same few meals over and over again and/or be particular or "picky" eaters. it would make sense for two autistic people engaged in some serious hero-savior/captor-prisoner projection to bond quickly over meals and food preferences.
in the first part of this analysis, i mentioned differences in how jack and juliet are positioned among their respective societies. let's go back to that. both characters are (gifted, brilliant) doctors, but we are first introduced to juliet in a domestic/support role, and will continue to see her portrayed as the designated "food delivery other," as well as a sidekick to ben's various plans and antics.
there are certainly narrative reasons for these choices, but it is a notable role for the single doctor among an isolated society to play. especially so when compared to how infrequently we see jack interacting with the crash survivors' food systems such as fishing, hunting, and gardening (or being positioned as a supporting character in any sense).
along the same lines of how two doctors might be positioned in their societies based (in part) on their gender, the same autistic traits or tendencies can present differently in two people depending on their specific personal experiences and identities, gender included. we do live in a society, after all!
here are a few signs of autism we'll examine more specifically in jack and juliet using this lens:
stimming/sensory processing issues
masking (and not masking)
meltdowns and associated coping mechanisms
some info that's relevant to discussion of each of these traits is that autistic behaviors are likely to be "toned down"/experienced more internally in (cis) girls as compared to (cis) boys. more than anything, it's suspected this is due to patriarchal expectations of how girls should behave in childhood. it also contributes to the under-diagnosis of girls with autism (and other forms of neurodivergence), since they are more likely to experience punishment for these traits and may learn to hide them as a result.
stimming:
in jack's case, i'd argue drug/alcohol use is the most salient example of stimming. substances are commonly used as a sensory-seeking behavior, and something we specifically see jack turn to when a situation is out of his control (more on his control issues later).
the one example that's front of mind for me with juliet is the shot of her waiting to talk to ed, where the camera zooms in on her hands and she's tugging at her fingers. but as the shot pans up, we see that her expression is neutral and placid. this is a much less overt example of stimming as compared to jack's, which could tie in the gender dynamic stuff i mentioned earlier.
masking:
as alluded to above, autistic girls are often high-masking, especially if they are punished for displaying behaviors which might be tolerated to a greater degree among boys. i think one area we see differences in jack and juliet's use of masking is in their respective bedside manners with patients.
it's a running joke that this isn't a strength of jack's (though i don't think his bedside manner is as bad as it's made out to be). meanwhile, we see juliet interact very comfortably with sun when giving her an ultrasound, both in s3 (when there's still a LOT of distrust between them) and in s6. being a healthcare worker is emotionally demanding for anyone, but the expectations on women working in this field to perform emotional labor are likely to be higher, based on patriarchal ideas of women being "natural" nurturers.
we also watch juliet actively mask in her very first scene on the show, when she is on the edge of crying and quickly pulls herself together to get ready for book club. yet she's still clearly *struggling* to keep it together throughout the rest of that scene--burning her hand on the muffin pan and responding irritably to adam, only really coming into her own once the plane crash causes something like an earthquake in the barracks and she jumps into emergency response mode.
meltdowns:
like with stimming, we have a lot more data available with jack than we do juliet, and this fact can be interpreted as evidence of gender influencing their specific presentations of autism in and of itself. (however, i do think there's more to juliet than meets the eye when it comes to meltdowns.)
jack has a LOT of emotional outbursts, usually when things are out of his control. he definitely has issues with anger, and expresses it inappropriately often. confronting christian at an AA meeting, blowing up at sarah/kate/cindy/etc. even over small things, the way he treats locke and sawyer during disagreements... i'm sure there are more examples. in addition to his substance use, i think jack's need to be in control and have all the answers are things he uses to help regulate himself and avoid going into a full meltdown. which works sometimes, and other times not.
so, moving to juliet. we do see her have emotional outbursts and use violence, but the way these behaviors occur in her is much different to me from how we see them in jack. i think juliet's meltdowns are more internalized, usually presenting as self-destruction that's driven by her morbid curiosity, her abandonment issues, or both.
when things start getting out of hand--again, even in small ways--juliet has a tendency to dive in headfirst, even if doing so puts her in harm's way. i always think of her chugging the juice richard gives her (not to mention the BOMB, which i'll hold off on discussing until we get to part three), but there are also several examples where juliet's fear of being abandoned makes her push people away before they can leave themselves. she says as much to jack before they kiss outside the tempest (though at that time she has ben available as a very reasonable excuse), giving us yet another example of these characters being receptacles for the other to project their issues and desires onto.
season 4 and the bootleg appendectomy
okay, let's pick up the story where we left off in part one!
in general, the dynamic between jack and juliet is positive throughout most of s4. we see juliet operating like a co-leader of the group that stays with jack on the beach; she is armed basically the whole season and regularly goes on expeditions to find/direct/check up on people, both other beach crew members as well the new "outsider" threats of daniel and charlotte.
however, despite the two getting along well on the surface, juliet and jack are on opposite development trajectories throughout the season. i mentioned juliet continuing to grow as a community member and leader among the survivors; on the other hand, jack starts out s4 pointing a gun at locke and pulling the trigger. that act, coupled with the final fracture of the survivors' group (in a BRILLIANT scene, in the dark, in the rain, RIGHT BESIDE the oceanic 815 wreckage!!!), shows that we have left behind jack's "live together" era and entered his "die alone" one.
let's close out this part by discussing the appendectomy, as this clearly shows the schism in jack and juliet's respective arcs. it's a really important event between them, not the least because jack 100% would have died had juliet not been there or not been capable of performing the operation.
in part one, i described viewing jack and juliet's relationship like two mirrors reflecting against each other. i'm going to follow that metaphor here (and will continue to do so in part three of this analysis), since it helps show that the two are no longer in sync by the back half of s4.
the appendicitis development is, of course, a nightmare for jack's control issues. but, one might think he'd be able to let go of these since juliet is a doctor who has performed quite a few appendectomies. sure, she's not a surgeon; sure, it's not ideal. but i think jack's reaction displays his misogyny just as much as it does his need to be in control, since he goes to extreme lengths to make clear he doesn't trust juliet to get the job done.
demanding to be awake during abdominal surgery is ludicrous enough. specifically demanding that someone *without medical training* be present to hold a mirror so you can watch the surgery is a degree of absurdity only jack shephard could bring to the situation. and i mean, how significant i personally find this demand might already be clear based on the title of this post, but through his inability to trust juliet, jack literally projects out the mirroring camaraderie he and juliet have previously experienced onto kate!! (gahhhh, it's just so so good!)
at first juliet goes along with jack's demands, but after it becomes clear she won't be able to perform the procedure successfully with him awake, her growth as a leader is made clear to us. juliet stands up to jack, orders bernard to knock him out, and orders kate to leave. she pulls it all off expertly--no self-destruction on her part, no one gets hurt, nor are there any gratuitous displays of anger/aggression. everything goes smoothly, as soon as juliet steps up.
as if that's not enough, we then see her make amends with kate and open up about her kiss with jack (knowing jack is awake, basically playing matchmaker between them). it's very similar to when jack lets go of kate at the end of s3, but in juliet's case it's a step forward we actually see her follow through on.
like their positions among their societies and the autistic traits discussed in this post, juliet's approach to leadership is markedly different from the one we typically see jack take. this idea comes back around in the leadership struggle between jack and sawyer later on in s5, and it would makes sense for both juliet and sawyer to have strategies that are disparate from jack's, and/or that sawyer relies on juliet as an advisor/comrade in his position of leadership among the dharma initiative.
(hey, is anyone else consumed by the symbolism of juliet taking out jack's appendix? a vestigial organ that's part of the digestive system? one he doesn't need anymore, because his ancestors evolved to cook their food and prepare it in more palatable, digestible ways?? anyway, i think i'm gonna make a grilled cheese for lunch.)
i will see you all back in the meta-analysis verse for jack and juliet part three: bomb and death edition! <3 :')
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th3fri3ndlybunny · 2 months ago
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ABOUT ME
I am a pre everything trans boy, and I'm gay. I am a sub and bottom only, and I LOVE trans ppl I'm t4t but not super strict on it, lol. I'm autistic and can struggle sometimes with tone, so I might ask you to clarify things sometimes. I DO NOT send photos unless im super close to you, and it NEVER has my face. So don't asks it makes me uncomfortable. Tho I don't mind making new friends, I am very awkward, so keep that in mind. My special interests are snails, horror, and batman! So if you want me to start yapping, ask me about those.
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star-the-gremlin · 2 months ago
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Some info about the MiracuClass in my au to get me back into the miraculous headspace. It's not much but it's something at least.
Chloe - Red Velvet (ladybug) Red
Pansexual (in denial)
she/her cis
unhealthy favoritism towards her mom
needs to wear glasses but refuses to do so (glares a lot)
spaces out a lot
very low self esteem
Sabrina - Léopard Forcé (cat) Léo
Lesbian (in the closet because homophobic dad)
she/they cis
atheist
anxiety
gender dysphoria
video game addict
fidgets a lot
cheese addict
Adrien - Renard Libre (fox) Renard
bisexual
he/him cis for now
paranoia
model diet malnutrition (best I can describe it)
gender dysphoria
NOT a sentimonster
Marinette - Goldenrod (bee) Goldie
bisexual
she/her cis
adhd
overthinker
AWKWARD
panic disorder
savior complex
Alya - Terrapin (turtle)
bisexual (leaning towards men)
she/her cis
absolutely no awareness of personal danger if it means she gets a good story
nosy af
middle child syndrome
Nino - DJ Cheval (horse) DJ
whoever can match his freak is fair game
he/they cis
obsessed with music
little too naive and childish for his own good
some flavor of neurodivergent
Alix - Roloway (monkey)
aroace
any
history smart but hides it well
spray paint is her passion
"I'm fast as fuck boi" ah energy
dyes and cuts their hair themself
Max - Kalameet yes from Dark Souls, he's a nerd (dragon)
gay ace
he/him cis
atheist
video game addict
unhealthily competitive
gamer rage is definitely there but he keeps it professional if its a multiplayer game
Juleka - Lièvre Blanche (rabbit) Liévre
Lesbian
she/her trans
selective mutism
social anxiety
insomnia
vitamin d deficiency
Rose - Mademoiselle Serpent (snake) Serpent
pansexual
she/her cis
vertigo
adhd
hypefixates on everything
afraid of clowns/mimes etc.
Kagami - Byakko (tiger)
bisexual
she/her cis
NOT a sentimonster
no idea how to talk to people because of isolation
always tired from constant training
her eye bags have eye bags
Luka - Basque Lavande (pig) Basque
aroace
they/them
autism
probably smokes weed
mostly communicates through music
Zoe - Rat King (mouse) King
bisexual (Leaning towards women)
any (prefers masculine)
cares a little too much about what other people think of them to the point it leads her to lying
sort of a jack of all traits
clingy
blue-yellow colorblind
trying very hard to get on Chloe's good side
Ivan - Ram Slam (goat)
straight
he/him cis
anger issues
beneath all the muscle hes a sweetheart just don't piss him off
metal enjoyer
Mylene - Shorthorn (ox)
straight
she/her cis
panic disorder
anxiety
listens to white noise to calm down
likes acting but hates people watching her act
Marc - King Shepherd (dog) Shepherd
gay
he/they/it
autism
social anxiety
selectively mute
conveys his feeling through writing
Kim - Taolon from tao and talon (rooster)
bisexual (leaning towards women)
he/him cis
absolute dumbass
adhd
extremely competitive
spoiled by his parent ("Our boy can do no wrong" type of shit)
too confident for his own good
Nathaniel - no miraculous
bisexual ace
he/him trans
jewish
introverted
not really a team player
daydreams a lot (mostly about his own comic series)
Lila - no miraculous
bisexual
she/her trans
pathological liar
impostor syndrome
gives up immediately if things don't go her way
very good actress (stolen by the theater club)
attention seeker
please someone tell her moms to stop neglecting her she is not okay
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starry-sophrosyne · 2 months ago
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(non reblog post) for @crashingstar69 : i love your high school AU, and i want to put a spin on it for tcvern3! this is kind of an alternate au tbh, and it got MEGA long on accident so i decided to not send this as an ask-
High school vern and nick who are best friends, except nick is known as the quiet gamer nerd who hasn't quite hit puberty yet (think of his looks in his guinness world record video no hate tho king you look great no matter what) & vern is the strong buff cis white boy who's a sweetheart! vern is sometimes questioned why he's friends with nick, with some people thinking that he pities nick, but he doesn’t! vern likes being friends with him and he thinks nick’s a cool dude, which nick appreciates a lot.
Fast forward a few years and they've grown out of touch. During this time, vern discovers he’s bi. He gets more in touch with himself and embraces his feminine side, but in return, is judged by others and now doesn't have the social life/status he once used to- while he feels more comfortable the way he is now, he feels pretty alone too… On the other hand, nick gets a crazy glow up; he becomes handsome and built, and as ppl start noticing this/him, he starts to open up more, revealing his charismatic personality! This makes him more and more popular, and now he's at the peak of it all, but he stills rejects every girl who asks him out, remembering how they weren’t this kind to him before he was like this. only one person was.
Post timeskip, and they meet at a party (get it?), and while nick is all excited to see vern again, basically picking him up off the ground in a tight hug, vern is shocked by how much nick's changed. like. really changed. like holy shit nick’s very jacked and handsome and very up close in his face right now-
Nick introduces vern to all of his other friends, as vern was the only person who was genuinely nice to him in high school, but is confused at their hesitant greetings. Nick doesn't understand why vern isn’t as sociable as before, and (more notably) why people are treating him vern differently too. meanwhile, vern is internally conflicted, feeling both guilty and anxious, as he thinks nick has gone so far and built this reputation up for himself, and by hanging out with him (vernias), he’ll be judged and lose popularity. Also because vern finds nick unapologetically attractive and believes nick would definitely be weirded out like everyone else if he knew that he was bi-
Cue this parasocial relationship as vern struggles to embrace nick’s appreciation of him from when they were younger, pushing him and his help away even when he definitely needs it, in order to protect nick's popularity. On the other hand, nick can’t understand why vern’s changed so much, both confused and saddened by his avoidance while trying to rekindle the same relationship they had back in high school. 
Cue them becoming closer as vern slowly begins to accept nick’s gratitude and friendship, and while still feeling guilty, chooses to be “greedy” and be a part of nick’s life. All the while, nick finds himself falling head over heels for vern, who’s changed so much, yet still holds the same kindness in his heart that he did when they were younger, while also having these different moments that reveal his new developments and outshine any of his current flaws. Them treading the line as they become best friends again, but they also have more gentle moments together, but vern’s hesitance/guilt and nick’s consideration of his popularity and status leave them both in the dark about what the other truly thinks. Nick being in denial while vern tries to hide his feelings and shut them down.
As for how they get together, there's plenty of ways- my personal idea is it all blows over when nick goes out with a girl. Vern thinking he's lost his shot at confessing his feelings while also feeling both guilty and angry for having all these small soft moments with nick that now mean nothing. Meanwhile, nick becomes imminently distressed by vern; seeing past vern's pretending-everything's-ok act, but also being unable to figure out why he feels so distressed seeing vern sorrowful, and also just being unable to get himself to like this girl. she's popular and flirty and attractive sure, but every time she gets close, he can only think of..
Cue this confrontation where nick questions vern about what he's hiding, persisting until vern snaps and gets angry, telling him to leave. Nick, being both stubborn but also volatile, gets hotheaded and rebukes his claim of worry, ignoring the pit feeling in his stomach as he stomps away, slamming their apartment door behind him. Them both wanting to apologize right after, but being too anxious to in fear of the other still being mad, until they're both forced back home later that night. Them both spilling out their frustrations, but even as vern talks about his jealousy of nick's girlfriend's ability to be publicly social with him and nick recollects his dissatisfaction with his relationship with her, they STILL don't understand it fully. It's not until nick asks a paramount question about vern's sexuality and if there's a chance that vern's into him, that vern somehow manages to muster up this bravery, deep inside this stew of fear and anxiety of his, to admit a simple "yeah." Vern starting a small ramble about how, after all, he's physically attractive and- but being cut off by Nick who didn't need to hear anything else and pulled him into a kiss. Cue them pulling away all flustered and shy, but secretly happy and finally satisfied, knowing their feelings for each other are mutual, before they head off to go sleep. Nick telling vern goodnight as they smile smittenly, faces still pink as they retreat to their own rooms. DORKS. they're so unintentionally lovesick for each other that it's sickening.
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casinocarpediem · 10 months ago
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• 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 •
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𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲
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~ cis! Bottom! Cecil Dennis x Gender Neutral! Top! Reader (there's not enough content of my sweetheart so I'm taking it as my responsibility)
~ Cecil is a little drunk but not too drunk, he can still definitely consent at this state but he's just a little loopy (whether he has alcohol in his system or not he's always loopy anyways lmao)
~ kissing, humping, cock slapping, rubbing, some beer, jacking off, Cecil is a noisy boy, exhibitionism, semi public sex
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You're at a party with some friends. Some friends you barely even knew. Only popping in because of the alcohol here, and some house exploration. Its a good excuse to roam around places where you definitely shouldn't be going.
And then you meet Cecil. Sitting their on the couch, was he sleeping? Maybe he wa–... nevermind. He's definitely awake. Bottle brought to his mouth and all. You can't help but wander at his stupid outfit. That green old denim jacket and the same old grey sando that would show off his tits to the world. Like it didn't matter to Cecil. Oh, but it definitely mattered to you.
Walking up to him, you can't help but sweet talk him out. Convince him to follow you cause you know a place with more beer. (Technically, you weren't lying. The not so hidden storage room provided a lot of cheap booze and other snacks.)
Of course he says yes, with some small reluctance of not wanting to get off his comfy spot at the couch. He follows you. And you get there and pop a few beers while talking about life and catching up on things.
Eventually. You kiss him, which wasn't the first time anyways so Cecil wasn't as shocked. And it had turned into something a little more desperate. Like humping against each other, tongues sliding against each other so warm while you grope his tits and he squeezes your rear with the same excitement.
Eventually you get his pants off. Stroking his cock through his boxers while he leans his head back against the shelf. Not bothering to quiet down his noises despite the very threat that anybody could catch them. The music was louder anyways. Hand on his crotch, lightly stroking his dick while torturously thumbing the tip of his dick with the edge of your nail and he sobs softly. Leaning his head against your hair, because your face was busy burying itself in his neck. Biting the skin.
You hit him there, not too rough not too soft. Cecil's always been a good boy anyways, and he could take whatever you gave him. So he very pleasantly gasps, his hands squeezing your arm while he whines afterwards. Even the shock surprising him. Until it turns into sobs mixed with soft moaning when you hit him there again and again. Against his balls and his shaft.
That was enough teasing anyways, so you remove his hand and he fucking whimpers. Mourning for the loss of contact. But he quickly stops once you free his cock against the slight cold air of the storage room, shivers against the chill and starts moaning again when you strong his cock. So sensitive and so pink at the tip, basically just inviting you to come unravel him. Maybe in a while again, until the both of you two are in the mood and you'll bring him to a little motel and make him cum until he goes blind.
The mere thought has you squeezing his cock, he swears again. Panting like he's ran a marathon. Looking at you with the softest puppy eyes, it makes you pity him.
So you go a little faster, making sure to softly squeeze and rub his tip with your fingers and palm for even more sensation and to also spread his precum so that moving up and down became easier and easier.
He swears again. This time in a more whiney voice. Degrade him. Call him a bitch for it even, emphasizing on the idea that anybody could stop and walk in and see himself in such a depraved state.
He'll moan louder this time, legs squeezed together slightly as he cums. You jerk him off faster, completely milking him until theres nothing left to offer, covering the concrete floor with his kids.
What does this do? It leaves you with a very sleepy Cecil. So you kiss him on the forehead and he kisses you back and offer him a drive home back to his lovely girlfriend who offers you some chocolate cake for bringing him back home safe in one piece.
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𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬.
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