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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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लुधियाना में CIA-2 की पुलिस ने दो अलग अलग मामलो में भगोड़े आरोपीयो को किया गिरफ्तार
पंजाब, निखिल दुबे : लुधियाना में CIA-2 की पुलिस ने 12 साल से भगोड़े अकाउंटेंट को गिरफ्तार कर लिया है। आरोपी महानगर में नाम बदलकर रह रहा था और उसने अपना फर्जी आधार कार्ड बनवाया हुआ था। आरोपी ने मोगा में कई बैंकों के साथ धोखाधड़ी और जालसाजी की है। मोगा के सिटी थाना में उस पर मामला दर्ज है। आरोपी की पहचान नितिश के रूप में हुई है। CIA-2 के इंचार्ज इंस्पेक्टर बेअंत जुनेजा ने बताया कि आरोपी मोगा में…
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Never in my wildest dreams did I expect to see a kitted out U-2S at an airshow, and this wasn't even the first U-2S at RIAT 2024, we also had a flying display from another U-2S!
@DarealnJennings via X
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labtechnist rozz, multi-talented all-in-one forensic scientist, hacker, synergetics and dynamics dual graduate, professional trespasser, and host of the 'cubecast' and publication tyrian enigma, which features rozz's own in-depth research and exposition on everything unsolved & mysterious in tyria-- cryptids, government conspiracies, extra-dimensional beings, unexplained phenomena, cold cases, you name it.
despite his strange interests, he's exceptionally good at everything he does, although of course not so good that he's ever managed to hack into the arcane eye's internal databases and got chased down by them and threatened to choose between being hired by them "or else" and so now he's working as a multidisciplinary forensic lab tech for the eye. ahaha. that'd be crazy if it were true.
bonuses under the cut! yay!
i cant stop drawing him on scrap paper at work 🧍
you get bonus trivia since you made it this far:
he loves horror movies, science fiction novels, and tabletop games
he is plex's ex-boyfriend. their individual psyches poked at each other's various issues and they had a sort of explosive breakup
he lives in the same carrier (trailer) park as kai. kai doesn't know him personally but knows him as Antennas Guy bc rozz's carrier is decked out like something out of the milkman conspiracy psychonauts level. conversely, rozz knows kai as Jogger Guy
his not-a-podcast is actually fairly popular. he relishes his niche internet micro celebrity status. he wants to write a book
he got started down this path at a young age bc his father was super into mystery/action novels and radio(??) dramas and transferred the love to him. later on he experienced + survived a sort of mists rift anomaly event that his brain has interpreted as an alien encounter and it has driven him batshit that no one else believes what he saw
he's something like pansexual demiromantic and his gender is somewhere between 'loosest possible sense of cis' and 'whatever'. he accepts whatever pronouns your brain chooses to assign him and feels he has bigger fish to fry. (like the loch jext monster.)
#guild wars 2#gw2#asura#gw2 asura#my art#my stuff#rozz#irrationally fond of that doodle of him going 'the CIA...'
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my boyfriend is so good at pickup lines this bitch hit me with the “are you JFK because i have the familial urge to shoot you in the street right now” earlier and now i dream of kissing him under the moonlight
#icarus speaks#for context:#1. he was holding a camera#2. his dad was part of the CIA#make of that what you will
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Price: “You ever take a break from that computer, Laswell?” Laswell:[Without looking up] “You ever take a break from cigars?” Gaz:[Grinning] “Fair play. She’s got you there, Captain.” Laswell: “If I stop, you two get lost. If he stops, the room smells better. Simple math.” Price:[Chuckles] “She’s cheeky today.” Laswell:[Finally glances up] “I spend half my life cleaning up after you two. Let me have this.”
#Call of duty#Call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty modern warfare 3#kate laswell#cia opperative#Watcher#john price#Gaz#COD#Kyle “Gaz” Garrick#banter
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Anastasia Pérez Ivanov.
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PERSONAL INFORMATION:
Name: Anastasia, Pérez Ivanov
Alias(es): La Baronesa (Baroness)
Height: 1.58
Eye color: Blue with gray
Hair color: Chestnut blonde
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Native language(s): Spanish
Other spoken language(s): Portugués, Ruso, Inglis.
Nationality: Mexican
Date of birth: 1961, March 8
Birthplace: Rosarito BC, México.
Current residence: Rosarito BC, México.
PERSONALITY AND TRAITS:
Potentially dangerous if threatened.
Multiple personality disorder, she calls herself the Baroness. (When she doesn't like something, The Baroness takes Anastasia's place).It is being treated with medications, danger level 40%.
Knows how to act under control and stress perfectly.
PROFESSION AND SKILLS:
Professional Background and main skill: Expert in: Military strategy, armory, infantry, logistics in weapons of war, guerrilla warfare, special operations, Clandestine operations, Sniper shooting and Parachute Rifle Corps.
Current Profession /Occupation: Special Forces High Command; Airmobile Group of Special Forces, (GAFE).
FUN FACTS;
She mostly likes to spend time surrounded by happy people (Friends), she likes drawing and dogs, and she was the first woman in all of Mexico to take the special forces course at the age of 15 thanks to the influence of her half-Russian family.
AFFILIATIONS:
Special Clandestine Officer Russell Adler.
Aleksandra Clarke R. (Rank: Psy-Ops Specialist). @alypink
Yume Sieheart (Specialist doctor) @cyberghostdraws
Vasili (Bell) Sokolov @welldonekhushi
Special Agent Jason Hudson (Indirectly)
Special Operative (Master Sergeant) Frank Woods (Indirectly)
Special Operative (Captain) Alex Mason (Indirectly)
Lawrence Sims (Indirectly)
Eleazar "Lazar" Azoulay (Indirectly)
Helen Park (MI6)
BACKGROUND STORY:
Anastasia grew up in a lonely and cold home, she always wondered where her parents were, the only affection she had as a child were the words of the maids and butlers in that house, until she met him, Alexander Ivanov, a man who called himself her uncle, he was in charge of finishing raising our girl who was only 10 years old, he never told her because he was close to her family, Anastasia grew up within a Military indoctrination, her uncle said that It was necessary and that she would have an important role in the course of the Cold War and the so-called Operation Desert Storm (Gulf War, Persian).
5 years later, at the age of 15, Alexander, her uncle, sent her to the Mexican Special Forces Corps, and Alexander disappeared. Leaving Anastasia alone once again. (During her time in the special forces Anastasia suffered a serious accident which left her distraught, causing her to become what she fears so much every time she was in dangerous moments: The Baroness.)
It was there that 5 years later she received a visit at her house from a man who called himself Russell Adler, Special Agent of the CIA, managing to hire her to do outside work within the Cold War, in a small faction of the Nicaraguan Contras. , which had information from Perseus. Anastasia became Adler's secret informant, thus managing to uncover spies, until the day of Adler's disappearance.
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Anastasia was left in suspense and began to look for Adler, until she ran into Aleksandra, where a friendship began, the rest... is merely classified.
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#call of duty black ops#black ops 2#black ops#russell adler#helen park#frank woods#alex mason#call of duty cold war#call of duty fanart#cod black ops cold war#black ops cold war#call of duty black ops cold war#black ops 6#oc artist#call of duty oc#oc x canon#oc art#myart#history#cia#activision#cod bell#Anastasia Ivanov#canon#agent#cod community
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"killmonger is an example of the writers making the person advocating for change crazy so the audience couldn't take him seriously" did people actually watch Black Panther or
#i'll be honest i stopped following Marvel after Avengers 2. only watched infinity war#shang chi#and endgame after that.#so this is the first time i'm watching it for a sort of look back at superhero movies.#what's surprising to me is that Black Panther is the vanishingly rare superhero movie to use the fact that the antagonist#killed people in afghanistan and iraq as a bad thing. ofc then they make the token funny white guy a CIA agent#my personal conspiracy theory is that they had to put him there after the US military reviewed their script lol lol#as a white-ish person. i don't feel appealed to by him. the token white guy should be some guy who got tickets to a free safari#then gets in way over his head. smh.#anyways (white guy voice) please respect my lived experience#the movie itself isn't high art but it's good. sets itself out from the pack by actually saying something lol#me.txt#shitposting#marvel#MCU#is that even relevant anymore#oh wait! i did watch ms. marvel#because i am a fan of the comics actually. kamala khan ftw#so many missteps in that series but iman vellani did a great job#black panther#should i have put this in the post itself? nah. nah nah nah.
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Ghirahim: That Zant guy is a little… what’s the word?
Volga: Nervous?
Wizzro: F’ed up?
Cia: Dangerously unbalanced?
Ghirahim: Sure, let’s go with those.
#legend of zelda#hyrule warriors#incorrect zelda quotes#ghirahim#zant#volga#wizzro#cia#source: poker night 2
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Oh, we love the [REDACTED]
yes this is shipart… scratches head
#scp#scp 682#scp 079#i was rlly rlly rlly insane about these two uhhh#last year i think?#like multiple long twitter threads about them insane#idk why im back but hiiii#also piece is inspired by the cia glass beach OOPS#this is for the 2 people out there who are somehow both into scp and glass beach#and im already one of them#youre welcome#my art !#//gore
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me every time wotseries posts a new s3 casting leak/speculation and it's not gawyn
#PLEASE i'm SUFFERING!!! i don't even WANT any more casting news unless it's him#whoever IS playing him should get recruited by the CIA for being the most leakproof secret-keeper in the world#(today's new post was just 2 dudes with unknown roles & no ideas from wotseries about who they might be so nothing too exciting)#whenever i last skimmed through all the Unknown Role actors i really didn't think any of them fit the bill for gawyn (all seemed too old)#so i have to believe he's still out there entirely unknown to us#wot#wot book spoilers
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Shower thoughts: ok so Sergei was forced to collaborate with KGB… I kinda find it weird that the CIA hasn’t picked up on Margo in those 10 years
#oh so she’s the director of nasa and she talks a lot to this dude in Roscosmos and they are at conferences every year#and don’t tell me no one at nasa realized how eager Margo was to talk to Sergei#especially end of season 2#with the amount of stuff that cia has dipped their toes i dont think that getting Margo’s cooperation would be out of their reach#for all mankind#margo x sergei
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It would have been more fucked up in Hyrule Warriors if Cia actually used Link as a vessel for Dark Link.
#link#hyrule warriors#dark link#non consensual body modification#Cuz the evil vat said evil arc right now#Tbh this would have made everyone hate Cia more#I might draw part 2 just for how even more creepy Cia could have been#And perfect angst for Linked Universe if I feel like it#I might as well tag him too#warriors lu#loz
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I saw you posted a picture of a U-2. My son was a U-2 pilot and one of his assignment was Fairford RAF.
The very top picture was taken on his last high flight, before retiring from the USAF...
This is him at altitude. I have more pictures of you're interested. Some were even taken by the guys (people) who stood at the touchdown end of the airport and took pictures.
@txdusty via tumblr
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A bit late to the wips thing but I’d love to hear about the torvin one or clips with your ocs
yayy thank you!! the clips file is where i keep allll the little cia spinoff drabbles and dialogue snippets i don't have a place for yet or ever. much of it is basically fanfic that will never see the light of day
but! i started writing a scene of the last few minutes before [the agent who would later become known as ransom] got oublietted, which i really like. i kinda went back and forth about it because originally i didn't want to know too much about him before the oubliette. but now i think it matters a bit, and the melodrama is too good, so here's some of that scene!! under the cut cause it's kinda long
ask me about my wips!
The traitor is cornered, and he knows it.
He runs to the dead end anyway, hoping against vain hope that an out will present itself before his time is up. No such luck. He stumbles to a halt at the end of the corridor, nearly slamming into the wall with his hands outstretched. They’re right behind him, but he won’t turn around, not yet. A glance to either side for routes of escape - two doors, deadlocked. He tries his biometric uplink on the one to the left, just to see, and feels the rebuff like an electric shock. No need to try the door on the right.
Infuriated, the traitor kicks the wall. If he’d had a little more time to think, and perhaps a little more sense, he’d have run up towards the roof of the tower instead of trying to go down and out. These lower levels were rooted in the oldest part of the city and were carved out of the bedrock, not built from the block transfer computation that comprised the upper levels. Block transfer, he could've hacked. He can't reason with stone.
The traitor turns to face the approaching footsteps, hearts in his throat. Three agents appear out of the gloom with stasers raised. It’s too dim to make out their faces, but it doesn’t matter. He knows them too well.
Some naive part of him hopes that they’ll stop there, a few steps away, and give him a chance to explain. The first staser blast explodes beside his head and he ducks instinctively, looking for a gap between their bodies he might push through. But the corridor is too narrow, the second blast catches him in the shoulder, and the third explodes in his outstretched palm as he raises it to protect his face.
Low-power stun blasts. The traitor stumbles forward, fighting the waves of pain that threaten to send him to his knees. Three of the CIA’s best are holding back, and not out of mercy. Fear rises like sick in the back of his throat as another blast grazes his arm. What are their orders with him, if summary execution is too kind?
“Please,” he gasps. Three names stick in his throat, and he swallows them back. It won’t make a difference. His friends have their orders.
#also clips is a note in my notes app#i could post SO many ciaguys things from there. and i have#it got so long my phone lagged when i typed in it so i had to make clips 2 but they're the same note. to me. anyway#thank you!!#asks#cia spinoff
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America the Beautiful
#statue of liberty#cia#fbi#school of the americas#genocide#cointelpro#war#vietnam#libya#afghanistan#yemen#syria#somalia#world war one#world war 1#world war two#world war 2
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