#chuuyai

[evermorethecrow]

GLITCH WARNING AT THE END

[originalartblog]

you shouldn't have handed them to me (i am chewing on the tinies)

contacting @evermorethecrow farm as we speak to place an order of Chuuyai so all of you have something to chew on instead of the tinies

[originalaccountname]

I told a (non-bsd) friend about the new chapter and she said Chuuya looked like a moth

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya flushed a little at that, not really sure how to take it, or the action] Mhm? [He ends up asking a little weakly]

I cut my finger with a butter knife. I was told they werent supposed to do that.

[sophisticatedheart]

Chuuyay. Chuuyippee.

[fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency]

Dazai keeps saying chuuya is his even though you told him he cant own aperson. Chuuyais just going along with it

Well. Maybe that's one he has to learn the hard way...

[knockyasocksoff2022]

Pick your fighter.

(So this is probably only funny to me and like one other person, but I found this site that creates "ship names" when you enter two names, only it has no regard for the names and just uses an algorithm to match them. And I thought, why not make so cursed BSD Ship names! So, without further ado:)

Da

Daa

DaChuuya

Dahuuya

Dauuya

Dauya

Daya

Daza

Dazaa

DazaChuuya

Dazahuuya

Dazaia

DazaiChuuya

Dazaihuuya

Dazaiuuya

Dazaiuya

Dazaiya

Dazauuya

Dazauya

Dazaya

DazChuuya

Dazhuuya

Dazuuya

Dazuya

Dazya

DChuuya

Dhuuya

Duuya

Duya

Dya

Cai

Cazai

CDazai

Chai

Chazai

ChDazai

Chi

Chuai

Chuazai

ChuDazai

Chui

Chuuai

Chuuazai

ChuuDazai

Chuui

Chuuyaai

Chuuyaazai

ChuuyaDazai

Chuuyai

Chuuyazai

ChuuyDazai

Chuuyi

Chuuyzai

Chuuzai

Chuzai

Chzai

Ci

Czai

Camu

Chamu

Chmu

ChOsamu

Chsamu

Chu

Chuamu

Chumu

ChuOsamu

Chusamu

Chuu

Chuuamu

Chuumu

ChuuOsamu

Chuusamu

Chuuu

Chuuyaamu

Chuuyamu

ChuuyaOsamu

Chuuyasamu

Chuuyau

Chuuymu

ChuuyOsamu

Chuuysamu

Chuuyu

Cmu

COsamu

Csamu

Cu

Oa

OChuuya

Ohuuya

Osa

Osaa

OsaChuuya

Osahuuya

Osama

OsamChuuya

Osamhuuya

Osamua

OsamuChuuya

Osamuhuuya

Osamuuuya

Osamuuya

Osamuya

Osamya

Osauuya

Osauya

Osaya

OsChuuya

Oshuuya

Osuuya

Osuya

Osya

Ouuya

Ouya

Oya

[sleptting]

The biggest misfortune for Dazai's enemies

Is that they are Dazai's enemies

Chuuya Nakahara. Chuuya is love, Chuuya is life. Chuuya is the single most hottest person on earth from his shimmering blue eyes to his fluffy ginger hair, he is perfect. There is no human hotter than Chuuya. Chuuya is everything. If Chuuya didn’t exist, the world would crumble. It would fall into disrepair. If Chuuya dies I die. If Chuuya is hurt I’m hurt. CHuuyais my heart and soul, Chuuya is the single most and only important person in my life. Chuuya is gorgeous, everything about Chuuyais magestic . No one will ever deserve my one true love Chuuya. Chuuya is the coolest, strongest human alive and no one can compete. Chuuya is forever, Chuuya is eternal.

When Chuuya makes a mistake on it’s PM entrance exam, the PM corrects itself. When Chuuya was late to a meeting everyone apologized for being early. When Chuuya was born, it congratulated his mother and drove her home. When Chuuya was born, he named his parents. When Chuuya turned 2 , it’s parents moved out of the house. When Chuuya was a baby, he told it’s parents to stop crying. Chuuya used to sleep in it’s parents room when they were scared. When Chuuya goes to the restaurant he cooks his own food. Cars look both ways when Chuuya crosses the street. When Chuuya lies, it becomes the truth. When Chuuya needs time, earth stops rotating for it. When Chuuya attends his favorite artist’s concert, it signs their autographs. Chuuya is above mere mortals.

If Chuuya has a million number of fans i am one of them. If Chuuya has ten fans i am one of them. If Chuuya has only one fan that is me. If Chuuya has no fans, that means i am no longer on earth. If the world is against Chuuya , i am against the world.

If anyone or anything hurts Chuuya, I hurt them. Till my last breath, I'll support Chuuya. Chuuya is my everything.

[evilkaeya]

send this tk 10 blogs u think r wonderfhm!!!!

EVIL YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD SEND ME A MESSAGE AND HAVE ME NOT REPLY YOUR POSTS MAKE MY DAY GRGRGRGRG

THANKS FOR HUMORING MY CONSTANT RAMBLES ABOUT NOTHING BUT CHUUYA NAKAHARA I HOPE YOUR SPARED IN THE UPCOMING TRAGEDY BECAUSE THE CHUUYAI AND THEIR CLONES HAVE ESCAPED MY LAIR

DBSJSJESHDJSBDIDEBEK TY AND OFC I ENJOY UR RAMBLES I COULD TALK ABT CHUUYA FOR HOURS HE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME (we're the most sane chuuya stans)

also dw I've locked my doors and windows 👍 chuuai and their clones will never get me

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuyay stares at Dazai for a second, before sighing deeply. Without a word, he floats the crab back into the cupboard, snapping it shut, and then floats up above his fridge, before pulling out a very big, fairly dusty looking book. He drops it down beside Dazai, making a loud "SNAP" sound. Then, he opens it, the thing obviously having been handwritten by Chuuya now. It's a recipe book. He goes down the table of contents, before one called "Crab"- flipping there before looking to Dazai deadpan] Pick a fucking recipe asshole.

[There's a lot of recipes here, clearly written by Chuuya for Chuuya. Some of the recipes take hours or day of prep time, while others take only 30 minutes. Each recipe also seems to have mutlipe ones too- different types of crab cakes, crab stew, crab melts, crab dips, crab balls, crab soups, crab legs, crab rolls, crab salads, crab curries, crap pasties, crab rostis, crab puffs, crab bites, crab Louis, and more]

[Chuuya hums a bit, still mostly focused on trying to breath. He nods though, absently agreeing. He tilted his head a bit, seeming to be silently wondering if dazai had gotten it all or not, before sighing a bit. His grip around Dazais wrist is iron strong, if a bit loose.]

[@long-death-dazai contining the other one here!]

[evermorethecrow]

CHUUYAI OF THE WEEK

(havent done that in a while)

TodAYS CHUUYAI OF THE WEEK ISSSSS CATBOY CHUUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lilous-ceiling]

CHUUYAY

[originalaccountname]

GR GR GR BITE BITE BITE GRGRGRGRGR CHOMP CRUNCH MUNCH BITE BITE RIP TEAR ENTRAILS THRICE

No! No! Bad crow! Down! Down!!! (throws a chuuyai) Go fetch!!!!

[evermorethecrow]

Is it chuuyas or chuuyai??

some chuuyas

[c7arisse]

little snail and big mackerel

[dazaaaai]

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