#chuck e cheese stage-2

[jelliedogart]

fellas i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the dixie road stage (mississauga) is NOT the location which has the PTT statue and unique star sign, that's the willowdale (toronto) location

i've seen a few people be relieved that the statue is being saved and i havent heard or seen anything about this. i havent heard anything about the willowdale location at all actually (it's probably safe for now). i wouldnt be surprised if willowdale got 2.0'd in the future and in the process the statue was moved to dixie road, but that's pure speculation lol

[buckcluck67]

2 stage 2.0

[chiimeramanticore]

– is this who you are? // — is this who you've always been?

happy (early) birthday mitzi! your gift is another existential crisis lmao– this is a redraw of a piece from 2 years ago! I've gotten a lot better at drawing animatronics since then, so I wanted to refresh one of my fav pieces :]

(old version + notes under the cut if you're curious!)

here's some fun facts about the piece bc I love adding details no one will notice lol:

the characters from left to right are: queenie from the wolf pack 5, mitzi from the rock-afire explosion, princess halley from the moonrockers, hannah banana, bear mitzi from the hard luck bears (these two are swapped in the old piece), and helen henny from chuck e cheese

i specifically used latex/3 stage helen as reference, but in the new version I couldn't help but take some of her shapes from her plastic mask lol

i also changed which HLB design I used for bear mitzi- iirc the old pic used her original design where the new version uses one of her outfits from the gulliver's parks

in both versions of the piece, all characters except mitzi are drawn with the symmetry tool– you can mirror the picture yourself to see it clearer!

in the new version of the piece, I also drew only mitzi using a brush with pen pressure and antialiasing– the others were all drawn with the digital pen (one of the default ibis paint brushes)! I drew the entire first version w this brush cuz I was super married to it until like 2 months ago lmao

if I'm being honest I completely forgot how to replicate the glowing effect from the first pic so that's why the bg characters look a little different this time gkfkgk

[satancopilotsmytardis]

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I would be overjoyed to hear about Endeavor's Exciting Entertainment Emporium

I've been LIVING for the FNAF snippets ever since they manifested!!

Yay! Okay, so I am conceptualizing this as the coolest like Dave and Buster's, with a good mix of Bad Decisions from the Tales from the Pizzaplex.

Basic stuff out of the way: Help Desk, First-Aid Station, Security Station, Employee Rooms/Backstage, Bathrooms, Storage, Sanitation Equipment, Parts and Service, etc. Boring shit that has to exist because of course it does. Assume it's here.

Admission: The main area has ticket booths and turnstiles to get in. All guests over the age of 18 must be accompanied by a child (like Chuck E. Cheese rules), and all guests are given electronic wristbands. Parents/adults who paid for the tickets can then load up each band with tokens to be used instead of cash or cards inside the emporium. Every bracelet is also synced to storage lockers in the location, so if they want to put prizes, coats, or other personal belongings aside while they're engaging with any of the attractions, they can. The bands also have localized GPS, and can be tracked anywhere in the building, and will sound an alarm that triggers a staffbot to look into the situation if the bracelet tries to leave the building before the guardian has signed out on their phones. This is one of several safety features so parents can feel comfortable letting their kids run around unsupervised, with others including the ability to restrict what foods/prizes their children can receive, as well as update any allergies or medical conditions that can help staff and staffbots stay on top of things. Think Magic Bands but if they were designed by a helicopter parent.

Daycare: What it says on the tin. This area of for children under 10, that is somewhat cordoned off from the rest of the area to muffle noise and to block sightlines to some of the more elaborate places in the pizzeria so that the younger kids don't get jealous and try to sneak out.

Main Stage: Main stage and the main dining area. Shows are every 20 minutes and run for about half an hour. Unless rented out for a large party, anyone can wander in, tap their bands on the table, and order their food on a tablet, have it arrive, and enjoy a meal and a show with whatever animatronics are preforming at the time.

Eateries: Outside of the main stage area, there are other eateries all around the complex. From small food stalls that only sell one or two items, to more elaborate options, all of them use the wristbands to make purchases. Themed foods, of course, are the main staples.

Private Party Rooms: 4 in total, each one can comfortably hold 30 people. Rented out for birthday parties and other events.

Play Park: What it says on the tin, a big ol' indoor park with some massive slides and attendants who make sure that no one is trying to go up them or roughhousing on a tall structure. Padded floors, a big foam pit to play in, trampolines, jungle gym equipment, and the like. Perfect for getting all of that running around energy out. To go on the trampolines, bands must be pre-loaded with the parent's signature for the liability waiver.

Crafty Corner: The main arts and crafts area. It has stuff for people of just about all ages, including parents who can come in and hang out with their kids, making things. This is often also a draw for schools that want to bring students in for educational projects like paper mache volcanoes.

Arcade: This is one of the biggest sections in the building. Absolutely stuffed with the expected arcade cabinets, but also crane games and gotcha machines. Several larger AR games are here and, while technically a separate area, there is also a Laser Tag Arena essentially attached as well.

Theater: Straight up, they have a 2-screen movie theater. Set showtimes with family-friendly movies they change out according to what license they can snatch up next, and a shadow cast of robots that they dress up to act out the scenes alongside the show.

Parents' Lounge: This is what it says on the tin, it overlooks the main atrium so that parents can feel like they're keeping an eye out on their children and the vibes are more of a sports bar with TVs and higher-end food and drink, though they only serve two alcoholic drinks per patron per visit to avoid any intoxication in the premises. 

Gift Shops/Prize Counters: The largest of these is, of course, in the arcade, but there are smaller gift shops near the daycare and play park (which capitalizes on selling equipment appropriate socks for anyone who forgot they were required) and another large one in the main hall. All items can be purchased with pre-loaded tokens or through the tickets that can be accumulated by playing the games.

uh. yeah. anyway that's what I've got so far at the physical location.

[animatronicappreciation]

In the recent episode of The Proper People (urban exploration duo that look at various abandoned areas/buildings), they went to a defunct theme park called Ghost Town in the Sky and found 6 old animatronics in a building. Looked kind of like a weird hybrid of Rockafire and Chuck E. Cheese animatronics and I've tried to do some research on them but couldn't find anything relating to them, not even names. There was a monkey, a pig, a bear, a bull, a wolf(?), and a lamb(?). Can you help please?

So this is a very old ask (from 2020!), and I've got some bad news.

They're called the Country Critters Jamboree, and were built by Creative Presentations (who did many of the Celebration Station bands), and you can see them performing here, albeit not in good shape at all. Here's their showtape.

The bad news is that after TPP (as well as MrBeast, of all people, running into them in a video) showcased them, vandalism increased.

The property owner wanted to restore them and put them into a new museum. However, they were promptly ransacked; torn from their stages, beaten up, and strewn about. Here's some footage from 2 years ago, if you can stomach it. I'm told its only gotten worse since, if they're even still there; they may have been destroyed completely.

Someone ripped off Bearly's head and posted a picture online; not sure if they intend to do anything with it.

It's criminal what happened to these guys. Given so little maintenance during their heyday, left to rot, then torn to shreds by a bunch of lowlifes with nothing better to do than destroy works of art. It makes me sick.

-Mod Rat

[chuckecheeseshippingdiscourse]

welp

none of my usual methods are allowing me to bypass the paywall, but:

The new york store has a studio c beta and I’m pleasantly surprised to see that at least one garner holt animatronic is being preserved (it’s a beautiful bot) though I do wish we were saving at least one more stage type.

I wouldn’t put it past cec to pull another 11th hour pr move and announce it’s preserving a third stage format due to a “grassroots effort by fans”, (“see? corporations ARE your friends after all!”) but I’m definitely not holding my breath

in the end, 2 shows are still more than I thought we’d end up with but placing them on complete opposite ends of the country with nothing in between certainly is a choice

[cryptiam]

Sims 4 CC: FNAF 2 animatronics coming...sometime (haven't started yet)

The Animatronics Pack #2 will include: Toy Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Mangled (somehow). Idk if I'll make the Withered or not, depends if I get burnt out of CC/FNAF stuff by that point as each take a lot of time...

It'll probably be the last of the FNAF cc I make outside of commission work or if I suddenly feel like making more...but it's unlikely. I'm an older FNAF fan with more passion towards the first handful of games and wanted to make enough cc for an in-game location to feel like a real pizzeria my Sims can visit with an animatronic stage.

There's also a massive amount of characters Scott's made over the years and I don't share the same passion towards it compared to the original setting - probably since I have nostalgia for it and Chuck E Cheese lol

That being said, hopefully this will scratch the FNAF itch some of you have been waiting for

[azhuur]

What's FNAF?

Five Nights at Freddy's is a video game series and media franchise created by Scott Cawthon. The first video game was released on August 8, 2014, and the resultant series has since gained worldwide popularity. The player controls Mike Schmidt/Micheal Afton, a night security guard for the family pizza restaurant Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. The player must complete their shift that lasts from midnight to 6:00 a.m. without being caught by the homicidal animatronic characters that wander the pizzeria at night. Five Nights at Freddy's tells the story of a serial killer, William Afton, and his degenerate family, who prowled through a chain of family pizza restaurant in the 1980s. William's original motive for killing the kids was because of his jealousy toward Henry. In the books, there were indications that William was spiteful of Henry (like the diaries he wrote in, explained in TSE). Seeing that Henry could bring life into creations. The main series consists of now 11 (fnaf 1, fnaf 2, fnaf 3, fnaf 4, etc) video games taking place in locations connected to a fictional family pizza restaurant franchise named "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza", after its mascot, the animatronic bear Freddy Fazbear. In most games, the player assumes the role of a night-time employee, who must utilize tools such as security cameras, lights, doors, and vents to defend themselves against animatronic characters who inhabit the locations and become mobile and hostile at night. The series' lore is gradually revealed through voice recordings, minigames, and Easter eggs featured throughout the games. The Five Nights at Freddy's series consists of horror-themed video games in which the player is usually a night-time employee at a location connected with Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, a fictional children's restaurant that takes inspiration from family pizza chains like Chuck E. Cheese and ShowBiz Pizza Place. The restaurant has life-size animatronic characters resembling anthropomorphic animals that perform on a show stage, usually for children's parties. The animatronics wander the restaurant at night, and the guard is instructed to watch over them. To progress through the games, the player must guard themselves against animatronics with a variety of tools. The original stated explanation for the animatronics' mobility is to prevent their servomotors from locking up due to lack of use, and their homicidal behaviors are caused by their mistaking humans for animatronic endoskeletons, whom they will force inside character suits, killing them in the process. From the third game forward, however, it is retroactively established that the animatronics are actually possessed by spirits of children murdered by restaurant cofounder and overarching franchise antagonist William Afton, who stuffed the bodies inside the animatronics, then accidentally killed himself when he disguised himself in an animatronic suit and activated its spring-locks. This backstory is hinted at through a secret in the first game, where a hidden news article explains that the restaurant's reputation was damaged when blood, mucus, and foul odors began to leak from the animatronics' eyes and mouths.

In Five Nights at Freddy's, the player can control the two security doors connecting their office to the adjacent hallways as a barrier against animatronics in the vicinity. Each night, the player has a power supply that depletes faster when a tool is used. If the power goes out, the player can no longer use any tools and is defenseless against the animatronics unless a shift ends before main animatronic Freddy Fazbear can attack. Five Nights at Freddy's 2 has different tools; there are no protective doors, and the player must instead use an empty animatronic head and flashlight to defend themself against the animatronics. The game introduced a music box which must be remotely wound up on a regular basis to prevent an attack from a particular animatronic. Eight-bit mini-games were introduced, which are played randomly after death and give cryptic clues into the lore.

Five Nights at Freddy's 3 uses a monitor panel, which contains audio, camera, and ventilation. The player must keep certain systems from malfunctioning. These malfunctions can be triggered randomly or by the hallucinations of the animatronics from the first and second games. The ability to seal vents is also added and must be used to prevent the sole tangible animatronic from entering the office. The player can use an audio-based function on the cameras, which triggers a childlike voice to lure Springtrap, the game's only physical animatronic possessed by William Afton's spirit, away from the office. The 8-bit minigames return and are playable after each night if the player completes side tasks such as clicking on a poster or inputting a code into a wall. If the player completes the minigames, they unlock a secret ending.

In Five Nights at Freddy's 4, the gameplay occurs in a bedroom setting, and instead of being a nighttime security guard, the player takes the role of a small child who experiences nightmarish visions of the animatronics due to fearing their real-life counterparts. The player also no longer has access to a camera system. The player has four areas in the bedroom to monitor: two hallway doors on both sides of the room, the closet directly in front of them, and the bed behind them. At the doors, the player must listen for animatronics' breathing, which can determine whether they are near.

If the player hears breathing at the side doors, they close the door and wait for the animatronics to walk away. If they open the doors too early, however, the animatronics jump scare the player. The player must also prevent small animatronics from accumulating on their bed, and prevent an animatronic from entering their closet. Five Nights at Freddy's 4 also introduces a minigame involving a new animatronic, which offers the player a two-hour skip in the next night for completing the minigame.

An elevated control pad is introduced for Sister Location, which can light a room or shock the animatronics. Other mechanics include a second control pad in a breaker room, which controls power to the facility and a flash beacon, which allows the player to see in the dark Funtime Auditorium (a party room) and avoid its animatronic. Sister Location is the only game where the player can move between rooms.

Pizzeria Simulator has business-style gameplay, and the player must spend in-game money to buy features for their pizzeria.[28] A series of minigames can be played by testing the establishment's attractions.[28] After the player has completed this portion of the game, they complete tasks in a room and fend off hostile, previously salvaged animatronics. The gameplay of Pizzeria Simulator shares a number of elements with Five Nights at Freddy's 3, including the importance of ventilation and the ability to distract animatronics with sound.

Ultimate Custom Night is a customizable night, in which fifty animatronics are present and have a maximum AI level of twenty. The game includes many mechanics from the previous games, such as the heater, fan, music box, and power generator. The player can choose which characters they want active for a night, and how active the characters will be.

Help Wanted combines the gameplay of every other game, and turns into a virtual experience for the player. It also introduces several other minigames, in which the gameplay is variant, and also at times has free-roam. Special Delivery features location-based augmented reality gameplay. The player can switch on their camera, and the footage itself is the game's background. The animatronics will try to attack corresponding to the environment. The animatronics generally have cloaking, which leads them to being invisible.

Security Breach holds the open-world aspect to this title allows players to experience a new level of immersion, similar to that of Five Night's at Freddy's 4. Players will also have access to a nifty tool called the Faz-Watch, which allows them to view maps, read messages picked up from random areas on the map, check security cameras for nearby danger, and look at their current objectives. It incorporates Freddy as a helpful companion throughout the game, though he has limited power and must be charged at stations through the map. Players can distract hostile animatronics by knocking things over to get their attention, while they can crouch and hide in various structures to evade them as they follow you throughout the map. Unlike other Five Nights games there are limited save points and there is only a single save station after 6 a.m. The Five Nights at Freddy's series mostly revolves around a chain of family restaurants under the ownership of Fazbear Entertainment, a company founded by Henry Emily and William Afton, an engineer that created a series of animatronic mascots for the company: Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy. Additional animatronics that were created include the Marionette, Golden Freddy, and Circus Baby, which was the mascot of the restaurant's sister location, Circus Baby's Pizza World. William was also a negligent father and child murderer, who would take his victims bodies and hide them inside of his animatronic creations, where their souls would inhabit the animatronics; he also specifically designed Circus Baby to be capable of murdering children, which led to the accidental death of his own daughter, Elizabeth (leading to the shutdown of Circus Baby's Pizza World). Afton's direct murder victims started with his co-worker Henry's daughter Charlie, and would expand to include children visiting the restaurants with their families. Alongside this, a child (nicknamed the "Crying Child") was continuously bullied by his older brother, making him develop a fear of the animatronics. Eventually, the older brother and his friends forcibly shove him inside of Fredbear's mouth, where his head is unintentionally crushed. At an unspecified point in the series timeline, William's son Michael investigates Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental, the underground facility where Circus Baby is kept, only to be forcibly "scooped" by Baby, who has combined with other animatronics to form Ennard, using Michael's body as a host. Eventually, however, Michael's body rots, and Ennard is forced to eject itself out.

A while after the death of his victims, William is confronted by the ghosts of the children he murdered. In an effort to try and hide from the ghosts, he seeks refuge inside of an old yellow rabbit animatronic, Spring Bonnie. While inside the suit, the springlock mechanisms inside fail and snap shut, crushing Afton to death as his soul inhabits the animatronic, becoming Springtrap. Eventually, the restaurant chain shuts down. Thirty years later, a horror attraction based on the restaurant chain known as Fazbear's Fright is constructed and Springtrap is unearthed for it. Before opening to the public, however, a fire destroys the attraction, which frees the souls of most of Afton's victims and destroys the original mascots, though Springtrap manages to escape. Some time after the fire, Henry lures Springtrap (now Scraptrap) and all animatronics that weren't destroyed, including the Marionette, Ennard (now Molten Freddy), and the now-rebuilt Baby (Scrap Baby), in Fazbear's Fright into one single pizzeria. After all of them are in one location, he sets fire to it, destroying all animatronics inside, freeing all the souls of the children. Afton, meanwhile, is trapped in eternal hell by the spirit of Cassidy, one of the children he murdered.

[fill-me-with-dirt]

Fnaf headcanons 💪💪

Disclaimer: I use a mix of game lore and book lore along with me just making shit up

William can not tell the difference between Charlie and Sammy

Michael grew his hair out and dyed it black to piss William off (it worked)

Michael has a different mother than Elizabeth and CC. She and William met and had Michael freshman year college and she left them when Michael was around 2

Henry is AUTISTIC and so is Charlie

Elizabeth adores Charlie and thinks they’re hanging out whenever Charlie babysits her

Michael liked gory/shock movies until the Bite. He can’t watch anything bloody/gory without being reminded of it

William knows fuck all about technology. Michael had to set up their vcr. The only reason he could make the sister location animatronics is by bastardizing Henry’s work

None of michaels friends ever spoke to him again after the bite

Henry became drinking heavily after Sammy’s death

After a particularly bad fight w William, Michael “ran away” to Henry’s house. This was when Henry started thinking maybe William isn’t a great person

Henry and Michael are both gay

Michael smoked a lot of weed as a teenager

Michael calls Freddy’s “freadbears” because he grew up with the diner while Charlie calls it Freddy’s because she grew up with Freddy fazbears

Fredbears family diner was shut down and rebranded after Sammy’s death

The Afton kids call Henry “uncle Henry” but Charlie calls William “mr. Afton”

Charlie does not like/trust William at all, she will do everything in her power to not be alone with him

William moved to the us from London for college. He naturally lost his accent pretty fast but he faked it for a long time because he thought it made him seem smarter

Michael is an avid reader

William can’t cook for shit. After Clara died all they ate was fast food and premade food until Henry found out and started feeding them.

Charlie is in stage crew every time there’s a school play/musical

Michael gets into fights at school constantly (including fighting someone for making fun of Charlie)

Michael never had a meaningful relationship after the bite of 87 because he figured everyone he cares about will die and it’s not worth getting close to someone just to lose them again.

Henry called both Michael and Charlie before he killed himself. Neither of them answered. He left them each a voice mail

William was so fucking mad when he found out about Chuck E. Cheese

Henry was widely blamed for the disappearances, even after it was proved that william did it, to the extent that people said his suicide was an admission of guilt and there were true crime documentaries that blamed him for it.

Henry found Williams journals and completely cut off william, going so far as to move to a new town. he never told the police what william did because he was afraid.

[hlvrai-stuck-together]

Is Chuck E Cheese a restauraunt?

WE ARE NOT DOING THIS.

Of course not! The- the restaurant section isn't that big. Most of it's a- it's an arcade, and a stage, and a playplace.

YOU GO THERE. TO EAT. FOOD. IT IS A FUCKING RESTURAUNT.

Are you telling me that you've never just gone to a place because you know your favorite activities are there? With the bonus selling point of having pizza?

Oh, hey Darnold, I didn't see you walk-

BUHVK- NO?? IF YOU WANNA GO TO AN ARCADE YOU GO TO AN ARCADE, NOT CHUCK E CHEESE!

Chuck E Cheese IS an arcade, though. They have Pac-Man and the arcade port of Half Life 2 there.

who is chuck and why does he cheese. sounds like food.

EXACTLY! CHECKMATE!

[jelliedogart]

do you have any bad feelings surrounding your Happiest Day? a similar thing happened to me and i have really mixed feelings about it, so im curious how you feel

yes i do!

going foreward i just try really hard not to think about it, i find these unhappy memories can intrude what the rest of happiest day represents and that sucks. oh my cups got thrown out? ok well i literally met jasper irl so who cares jasper is so epic and i love him so much my #1 obsession my Tennis Ball and ohhh [microwave noises coming from my head. my eyes light up and a tiny jasper can be seen inside slowly rotating ]hgggggghhhsssnnnn............jaaaapperrr..... ♡♡♡♡

also what has helped is putting a widget on my home screen that plays pictures from happiest day's photo album. its making my brain forget the unhappy stuff for realsies cuz i had to think kinda hard about the stuff i wrote below :0P

i havent been to a CEC since i was probably 10 so i had no idea how you even get inside. we walked up, and the staff asked "are you here to play or for a birthday party" and i said "uhhh.... to hang out? like, get lunch?" and then she was like "oh, you're all adults" LOL and it was fine but umm. i was not expecting my only options to be Play or Birthday Party .....

i was shaking pretty much the entire time (excitement) even just talking to the staff and this was really embarassing. it also made a lot of my videos turn out bad

general embarassment from being a big fan (autism style) in a sea of .... regular consumers. a lot of little kids stared at me and i dont know if its because im an adult at chuck e cheese or because crutches LOL. tbh kids staring at me doesnt bother me that much but i was not prepared to have such an unusually large audience

i accidentally made 2 seperate bills at the prize counter because i asked for extra paper cups, to collect them, after i already paid for my jasper plush. the extra cups were really expensive and i didnt know that. this kinda just makes the next part worse LOL

the saddest/worst part: they threw out my special cups. i collected 3/5 of the cups they had including a special refill one (paid extra for the 3 cups and special one) and when we were taking pictures at the stage, a staff came by and threw all of them out. i got another special cup and 2/5 paper cups but i felt horrible bothering this staff who seemed to already be irritated (reasonable. if i worked cec on a saturday i would also be irritated lol) and i was also disappointed to not have a full cup of lemonade for the long drive home. honestly this was really upsetting and i cant even display the cups i have now cuz i just get upset thinking about the cups they threw out :0(

salad bar was um. well, it was there. it certainly Was There. i did Get a salad bar pass. and um... well i sure did use it. and then i made a pact with my mom to finish it together cuz it was... unexpectedly not fresh

like i said the photo album widget on my home screen is really working wonders on my brain. the only photos i have are obviously happy ones and if those are the only things i really remember... well :03

[buckcluck67]

day 1 2 stage

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[ethanartsandstudios]

At around 10:00am PST/1:00pm EST/12:00pm CST, Chuck E. Cheese made a special announcement that it’s official that the Northridge, CA location will keep their 2-Stage, during their 2.0 remodel. However, I don’t live in the Los Angeles, CA area, I’m based in the Chicago, IL area.

Well at least, the Tinley Park location here in my local metropolitan city of Chicago still has the 2-Stage. It’s unclear yet, if the Tinley Park location is receiving the 2.0 remodel, along with my local location in Streamwood.

[derealfeelz]

Reminiscing Childhood Pt. 1 (Kodoku's Lilacs, The Life of a Flowstar, No. 14)

So this won't just be like a Pt. 1, Pt. 2 like the hospital trip, I'll do this like once in a while. Unfortunately, I have a terrible memory with childhood for some reason, but I'll look through old photos of me to see what I can remember. For now, let's talk about a place that isn't the same from before.

Chuck E. Cheese, where a kid can be a kid. I remember this place like I am still there. There was a big place where you can go up and chill in this racecar, there was a stage with Chuck E. Cheese and the others, you had a cup with tokens to go play games, and there was even this tube where we stand in it and tickets fly around and people can watch, there was even home video recorded of me and someone in there too, I was like 2-3.

It was a happier FNAF, and yes I'd like to bring that up lol. FNAF was also a childhood thing of mine, I remember watching Markiplier doing his playthroughs when they first came out. I even had a Toy Freddy plush, I remember hanging out with my friends with their other FNAF plushies too, including them having Golden Freddy. I could've sworn I still had it around this house I'm currently in somewhere, I know I made a cringe video with it, I don't know where I could've lost it. Anyways, back to the present (more like a year ago lol).

After a few years of leaving my home state, I came back to visit for the whole summer, and I did many things, including go to the same old Chuck E. Cheese. But wait, this wasn't the same old Chuck E. Cheese I'd remember. This was 2022, the playground with the racecar was gone, tokens and tickets were replaced with the virtual card. The saddest part, was the stage and the tube with all the flying tickets in it, gone, as it never was there. It hurt my heart that the stuff I grew up with was gone, but at least I had fun, I got into a photo booth with my little niece, and I still have that picture sitting at our refrigerator.

Not gonna lie, it's making me sad knowing that it's not the same Chuck E. Cheese with the tokens in the cup and shit, but like life, stuff has to change. Like my childhood turning into an adulthood, like my happy freedom turning into a boring life working as a cashier until the day I die. I'm happy I did visit the place tho, it was most likely going to be my last time visiting anyways, considering that state is expensive, but it was worth it. I bet it's probably gonna be the same nostalgia looking back at this Tumblr journal. Anyways, I hope you found my reminiscing interesting, and have a good night.

Sincerely, Kodoku.