#chtspk.

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multiislove replied to your post.

“fuckin’ try and stop me, ren, an’ the first thing i’m doin’ is invitin’ your team. that’d be at least twenty lien, easy.”

‘ bar the possibility we decline that request, scarlet ; i have remarkable self control, nora hates losing bets, i have never heard pyrrha swear, and the most i’ve ever heard jaune say is “ frick. ” who is funding your venture, exactly ? ’

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solisaei replied to your post: +

but also because he’s saving his boy toy

let’s not fool ourselves, this is the true reason he held jaune back.

to touch the bitties.

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It's like a precursor to chtspk

I finally looked up shorthand because of Dracula daily and what the FUCK

HOW DOES MINA READ THIS???? IT’S SO COMPLICATED

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me texting in 2012: idk why people use shortcuts for words, it’s not like the few extra milliseconds they save will ever matter

me texting now: what’s the fewest number of letters i can use for this while still getting my message across

[wumblr]

HNG: horny net geek

UNF: universal noise of fuck

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multiislove replied to your post.

scarlet vc that’s fuckin smart i need one for team sssn

a pointed, accusatory finger. ‘ no. ’

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@sunstide replied to your post

and one of your really cool friends likes how level headed you are. how great a listener you are. how patient you are. how kind and empathetic you are. just a few things.

u have the wrong blog.

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becomeshield replied to your post: *sneezes.*

bless you

‘   —   blessed to have you in my life   ?   absolutely.   ’

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grimmslain replied to your post: grimmslain replied to your post: ren what happens...

but its my birthday ren ……. : (

they sit down next to her. place a hand on her shoulder. look at her compassionately.

‘ i don’t care. ’

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flarefather replied to your post: grimmslain replied to your post: grimmslain...

wanna try*

@becomestorm​ you try a different answer? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

they paused for a moment, deliberating their answer.

years of living without a father have prepared them for this very moment.

‘   nope. get wrecked, ruby’s dad.   ’

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grimmslain replied to your post: ren what happens if you bite on a jawbreaker extra...

u have to demonstrate now or ur teeth are fake

‘ i’d rather bite into a solid rock than eat your candy again. ’

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iflostreturntolieren replied to your post @iflostreturntolieren / @shedust @ofmagnhild...

REN WHERE ARE YOU

I’LL FIND YOU ONE DAY MY LOVE

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victorborn replied to your post: so the mod in ge tells me how many levels i’ve...

you need to stop playing ge asdfghjkl omg

YOU’RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE PYRRHA’S LEVEL IS THE LOWEST.

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professor-goodwitch replied to your post: if i'm JNPR's mother. watts is your new dad.. I...

if not all dads. Can I bone your actual dad? [assuming he lives.]

‵ why are you asking me ? new rule : if anyone wants to contact my father about this, please don’t relay the message through me. he’s a grown man. he can tell you himself. ‵

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twiggenstein replied to your post “HEADCANON DUMP #7 a majority of these headcanons were written either...”

*sweats about the lunar cult and vows to protect Ren from all horses*

it’s honestly such an ancient part of his characterisation from way before volume three even started, but ? i’m not sure ? i’m attached to it ? and idk, ren disliking horses is just funny to me.

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superiorcode replied to your post: pyrrssini replied to your post: pyrrssini replied...

is this an open invitation for me to send you the script of megamind then

JOKES ON YOU, MEGAMIND’S MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.