#chronicles of never

[stevenrogered]

Sam Reid: I ate so many of those photos. They were made of rice paper, so they stuck to the roof of my mouth. There were a few where I just shoved the whole photo into my mouth, but that didn’t work, so I had to eat it. It was like eating a sweet cake. They were stuck to the roof of my mouth and I couldn’t keep talking.

They’re saying mean things about Louis’ photos, so he’s going, “Fuck you! You took a beautiful photograph. Don’t listen to that guy. I’ll eat it.”

Jacob Anderson: I loved it so much.

[moondustinfj]

[sarcastic-clapping]

LET YOUR DAD DIE: IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD.

Lestat + Claudia: Patricide & The Cycles of Violence - INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022) - Catherine Lacy, "Cut" (2019) / Anne Rice, "The Vampire Lestat" (1985) / Anne Rice, "Interview with the Vampire" (1976)

[gvnchyno2]

when you couldn’t prevent it <333

[actual-haise]

My little buddy has never looked more ready to fuck up some lasagna

[schusseltier]

using Wham! as a torture weapon on your 500 yo vampire boyfriend

[nightcolorz]

we don’t give devils minion era Daniel enough credit bcus imagine ur boyfriend (who can kill you) has the emotional volatility of an ultra mentally ill teenager and u fight constantly and not only is this bitch prone to tantrum style throwing and breaking things when he’s angry, he can also *read your mind* and 100% is going to call u out and break down cry and scream etc over something you DIDN’T EVEN SAY OUT LOUD 😭😭 like omfg Daniel can have the most restraint in the world during an argument and his uncontrollable stream of consciousness is still going to get him in deep shit, it’s a miracle he fared as well as he did actually

[tiredandoptimistic]

GET HIS ASS! Literally bleeding from the sword held to her throat and she will not miss a chance to talk shit. Valentine's biggest hater forever <3

[superkitty21]

Anne Rice will write the most loving, nuanced, sympathetic portrayal of a complex messy character and you'll find out she hated them. Like what the hell.

[tervaneula]

@tired-robo-mask (and also @doodleloverz via IG hi<3)

HI AWAWAW THAT'S SO LOVELY TO HEAR!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH ILY TOO<333 Here you go lmfaooo shjkdgf Leonardo is too oblivious... rip...

I also drew an extra because I couldn't help myself

[lioncourt1985]

everytime i think i’m doing okay i remember soon i’ll have to watch sam reid play a human lestat going through the ringer back when he was very gentle and naive and then i’m not doing okay anymore

[meg-noel-art]

"Stop it! You're embarrassing me!"

"That's the point!"

-That cute scene from 'The Fire Sage' lives rent free in my head forever ;;

[coveredinsun]

i just had a thats so raven-esque vision of one time after the war when legolas and gimli are on Their Travels and they encounter none other than legolas’ old one-sided situationship tauriel. and he’s working his way through a catch-up session that’s family reunion level of awkward. he’s like “heyyyyy it’s been like a month (60 years) since i’ve seen you. how have you been since ummm. well. since that guy died. and my dad banished you.” and tauriel is like “well actually i’ve been great! just sort of living off the land. i visit rivendell sometimes that’s fun. i suppose besides The Grief i’m doing fine but i do miss the spiders sometimes. oh and no hard feelings about your dad banishing me by the way! i mean it was pretty fucked up but i don’t blame you for it.” and legolas is like “good, good………. yeah. the spiders.”

and then there’s a very long silence and tauriel is like “so………. care to introduce me to your friend?” and legolas (he’s absolutely 100% fucked and he knows it) is like “Um. Well. This is………. Gimli. Say Hi Gimli.” and gimli is like “hi i’m gimli. son of gloin and husband to legolas. pleasure to meet you my lady!” and legolas has to keep himself from exploding cartoonishly at the sheer >:3 face tauriel gives him before she’s like “wow husband? how novel for a dwarf and an elf to fall in love!” and it’s legolas’ worst day on middle earth and tauriel’s greatest. gimli and tauriel exchange phone numbers

[greyhands]

More stress than peaceful moments in my life lately, need a puppy eyes Nate ❤

[everywaythatmatters]

RotE dragons my beloved

[witchlingcirce]

No matter how bad society hates on Clary Fairchild, nothing beats how fire “Little girl who stopped a big war”

Like yeah, this 5’3 red head child of divorce who is the first person ever to create runes DID kill her father and brother. She stopped 2 of the biggest wars ever seen to shadowhunters. And throughout BOTH of these she’d been a shadowhunter for 6 months max.

And without her, everything would’ve gone to shit: I.E: Thule. So put some respect on the little girl who stopped a big war, Clarissa Adele Fairchild 🙂‍↕️