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On my "REAL Banned Book List", unlike Barnes and Noble's fake "banned" book tables, works of fiction very rarely appears. School teachers might want children to believe short simple books readable by adolescents are "Banned" because Oooo👻 forbidden fruit, don't read the age appropriate short fiction the school librarian tells you to".. But in reality 95+% of real banned books are non-fiction political tracts, censored histories, or terrorist manuals. And the fiction books that are banned are usually fictionalized versions of those, works like "Camp of the Saints", or "The Turner Diaries", despite their ability to move people emotionally are not banned for their emotional content but for their political content (and in the case of "The Turner Diaries" its accurate instructions on bomb making)Subscribe HOWEVER! There is one series that was driven from bookstores, and by the late 90s was almost totally disappeared based purely on the... "feelings"... it generated in its readers. A fantasy series set entirely on another world with more or less nothing to say about politics back on earth, awakened... stirrings... in its readers so disturbing to the powers that be it had to be stopped.
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The Chronicles of GOR by John Norman (Pen-name of Philosophy Professor John Lange) Begun in 1966 and continuing to... today (he's 92), the 38 book series is a Pulp Science Fantasy series in the vein of Edgar Rice Burroughs' "Barsoom" series (shout out to John Carter of Postcards From Barsoom ) It has a lot of neat fantasy/historical/military hypotheticals to get the young male mind going "what if Vikings raided Japanese samurai cities with flying monsters?" but the thing that outraged the feminists and what they'd never admit enraged them, was its effect on female readers.
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This is the world and theory of mind Norman paints with a philosopher's attention to completeness... 38 books deconstructing and undoing not only modern feminist ideas of equality, but Christian ideas of the equality of the soul and nobility of the feminine spirit. By any standard maybe the most sexist misogynistic books ever written, not out of ignorance or resentment but a philosopher's indifference to any social or ethical preening that might impede the truth... And women freaking loved it.
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Consummately refusing to acknowledge or accept that Norman's audience ws well beyond 50% female (men read it for the war and there's tons of books on that) feminists starts campaigns insisting that Norman's audience was entirely male abusers and misogynists, and naive young impressionable boys who needed to be taught not to rape, but were being taught the opposite. Of course Norman had merely written the type of violently sexual romances that had been staples of harlequin romances and women's lit had been romanticizing for decades if not centuries... on paper he'd just made the war scenes more realistic and engaging aside from the fantasy fortresses and rideable giant birds. But he did something 30s romance writers like Margaret Mitchell, and now tens of thousands of romance, erotica, and fanfic authors never did in all their sexy violent stories... Something the feminists could never forgive him for. Sandwiched between the fighting and the fornication, he explained with a philosopher's exactness, WHY those stories are sexy. Amidst the pulp adventures and wars on an alien world, and the sexy slavery, Norman lays out a comprehensive theory of human sexuality utterly incompatible with feminism, "Democracy", equality, and possibly even Christian civilization. He summoned the primordial lusts and hungers from the cruel ages of humanity into the hearts and souls of his readers, and he told them their names such that they could never forget them, nor look upon the egalitarian world world around them with anything but boredom and disdain. In short: It's pretty hot.
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Outlaw of Gor, In the Chronicles of Counter-Earth #2 by Boris Vallejo
#Outlaw of Gor#In the Chronicles of Counter-Earth#boris vallejo#fantasy#fantasy art#illustration#painting
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My conclusion after 40 hours or so is that Monolith Soft were fucking insane for this game
I have no idea how much it sold but certainly not enough to match the insanity that must have went into developing it
The map is just SO HUGE and so far I've counted a grand total of ONE area locked behind a loading screen (the barracks). Everything else is 100% seamless and big and cool
And it's big but not "big empty" like Xenoblade 1 was, no, it's bursting with life and multi layered. The moment you get a Skell it changes everything and I suppose being able to fly will be another "what the hell" moment
Also I don't have the HD pack or whatever was downloadable on the eShop and it's still beautiful and running perfectly. Don't ask me how but I'll probably have to finish it before summer comes and the console just bursts
Yes I'm playing on a (borrowed) WiiU and while I'm at it, they also went insane with the control pad??? Low-key I get why they don't know how to remake this game, there's no way a simple menu to replace the pad would hit the same
I have like ten party members so far and it's obviously far from over... Also I discovered an entire alien species from a side quest?? Hello???
And I wasn't expecting that level of customisation for... Well, everything really, but especially the Skells. So far it's been easy enough I'm just making silly builds... No augment, no nothing. I doubt I'll find the will power to optimise because it's just... Borderline too much to look at. The online must have been a trip back in the days
#i'm very normal about this game as you can tell#knowing it gor shit on for being so different from xbc1 cements the fact that people have no taste#I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING OTHERWISE#xenoblade chronicles x
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people complain about isekai animes but I feel like we don't complain about the gor books enough
#I love learning about shitty mid-20th-century pulp sci-fi and the subcultures they spawned#I also wish I had more people to heckle them with#mossy’s musings#gor#gorean saga#gorean chronicles#isekai
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What is this fandom that has a lot of fics about lesbians killing slavers? Where can I find those fics?
Oh my god. So I definitely oversold it but what you need to know is that the actual source material (the Gor Chronicles by John Norman, or jorm if you don't like him) is one of those classic patriarchal BDSM world series, except there's really nothing in it I'd actually qualify as erotica. Also the writing is bad and the world-building is so so stupid. Any kinksters who are genuinely into it, I'm sorry, I question your taste in fiction.
The author, who wrote a book of sex advice that included "Instead of spanking your partner, just clap next to her and imagine it. that's hot right," fired his editor after a certain number of books. So. Yeah.
Content warnings: a lot of misogyny, slavery, sexual slavery, and threats of sexual assault are all par for the course here. Anything more specific is generally in the tags.
The basic idea is to place an overpowered OC or character from another work into the Gor novels to fuck their shit up. The more overpowered the better. I'd LOVE for this extremely niche fandom to expand further, and I will answer questions for anyone trying to write one.
Here's the general Gor tag. Still some serious fics in there but very few and one recently actually felt the need to specify that it wasn't a hatefic. We're winning
Anyway the first fic, which spawned the whole anti-fandom(?) was Lightning from a Clear Sky by local tumblr user @systlin. The main character of her unfinished novel was sent to Gor to uh, fix it. And conquers the whole thing, slaughtering thousands and thousands of slavers. She's bisexual, polyamorous, so OP, and generally a delight. This one's the only finished one on my rec list.
The most recent fic I read is The Power to Manipulate Belief by JulisCaesar. Ongoing with 350k words that I read in under 24 hours. It throws Sylvanas and Jaina from world of warcraft at Gor. Slavers die, slave culture is dismantled, and there's delicious slowburn enemies to lovers. You don't need to know shit about world of warcraft to enjoy this (I didn't!) Bonus points for kinkier better written smut than jorm could ever.
A different sort of fic than the other ones, also ongoing but slowly- Operation Nike by nichristi is lesbian OCs discovering Gor (it's in our solar system), figuring out that they've been abducting people, and getting through bureaucracy to get them back. The main character of the Chronicles is introduced and dies in the same chapter.
How Brightly a Soul Burns by Lady_of_Cats, @ladyofthecatqueendom. Ongoing. Another overpowered OC murdering her way across Gor, another bisexual polyamory win. The day before her wedding day she's dropped on Gor, and oh, nothing to do but kill slavers I guess! I'm 4 chapters in and enjoying it a lot so far.
If someone wrote one of these and wants an @ let me know, or plug your own fic in the comments. I know yall have to be on tumblr
#if I ever publish my own I promise it will have smut that would make jorm flinch#not that it's hard#like there is nothing wrong with getting your rocks off to fantasies of men enslaving women or being into tpe or cnc and whatever#but there is something wrong if you're trying to find that in the gor chronicles 😭
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Oh goodie do I have something for you
Two hundred ten thousand words of it!
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When Dilla first returned to her village after years and years following Caleb to the Rebellion, she was feeling hell through her bones;
Her heartbeat was faster than the average gor her people, her palms would often sweat; at nights she would jump at any sound. She would literally sleep with a knife under her pillow which she would be ready to use. She wouldn't be able to spar normally because every spar could potentially lead to a real fight. Every time some hunting trip was due, she would always volunteer regardless of whether she had any sleep or rest or anything and she would always fight first.
Like any adrenaline junkie, veteran she would desperately seek balance in her life trying to re-adjust to her life of her village. Parallel to this her mind would be constantly running back to Caleb; was he alive or was he dead? Was he succeeding or was he hurt during the war? Did he have enough to eat or drink or good sleep? She would always toss and turn in the thought of it. It would take weeks under the care and patience of her brother Ballard and the rest of her co-villagers till she would finally find balance to her life and her heart and learn how to live in her previous style
And I believe she succeeded just fine given how she then takes over healing Caleb from when he hits rock bottom!
Complicated issues we deal with for our stuff with @artsofmetamoor (check out our tags for "Chronicles of Metamoor" for more high fantasy info! We are both open for questions ^_^)
#collab with artsofmetamoor#w.i.t.c.h.#meridian#metamoor#chronicles of metamoor#chronicles of metamoor mature#ptsd#complex ptsd#war veteran#dilla#w.i.t.c.h. disney#w.i.t.c.h caleb#w.i.t.c.h comic#w.i.t.c.h oc#caleb x dilla#trauma#psycological trauma#high fantasy#high fantasy lore#high fantasy concept#adrenaline junkie#tragedy of war
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reviving a meme I previously got from @swinging-stars-from-satellites
1. How many works do you have on Ao3?
158 (one currently unrevealed).
2. What’s your total Ao3 word count?
103,185. I cracked 100k recently!
3. How many fandoms have you written for?
All the Doctors Who + Gallifrey + Iris Wildthyme + The Time Travellers + GoR etc.; Ancient Greek Religion & Lore; WtOVPIC; Blake’s 7; Dracula; Discworld; Windrose Chronicles & Sun-Cross series also by Barbara Hambly (one crossover); All Creatures Great and Small; Lost at Christmas, heaven help me. That makes nine as I count it. Most only for one small thing or crossover.
4. Top 5 fics by kudos?
Skipping kudos bot victims:
Ms Smith (13 and Sarah, fun with fake names)
don’t worry, he’s with me (Ten and Donna five-times-fic)
Vicarious (Six & Martha drabble)
Time Flies Like an Arrow (witches fly on a broomstick) (Discworld, Lancre Witches, having a philosophical conversation about time) (I have come to detest this title but I’m glad people enjoyed the fic)
to all our nights and days to come (Seven/Romana Time War AU)
It’s helpful to include extremely popular, well-known characters in your fics. Or, apparently, to write a slightly darker twist on your rarepair OTP and happen to plug it one day on a relevant popular post.
5. Do you respond to comments? Why/why not?
I do, because I love getting comments and I am always genuinely grateful to hear that someone has enjoyed my work!
6. A fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?
Wow, last time I did this meme I said it was That Which We Call. That’s changed. It might actually be to all our nights and days to come, or else one of the Six-post-Trial ones.
7. Do you write crossovers?
Apparently! But not much, and not well.
8. Ever received hate on a fic?
Nope, touch wood.
9, Do you write smut?
Not my thing.
10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not that I know of.
11. Ever had a fic translated?
Yes!! @sci-firenegade translated Making History into Portuguese! It is so cool.
12. Have you ever co-written a fic?
Sort of, with Moki! We more tend to write sequels to each other’s stuff, but we also have listed ourselves as co-authors on a couple of things.
13. All time fav ship?
Seven/Romana.
14. WIP you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?
Never say die! Probably the Eight/Charley babyfic AU, though. If I go back to it it’ll be as a very different writer and I’ll probably want to rework what exists and it’ll be technically a different fic.
15. Writing strengths?
Character voices & dialogue. Also, focalization. I always know what A thinks of B and what B notices about A, which is hilarious as I absolutely do not know any of this in real life.
16. Writing weaknesses?
Used to be length; I’m still very brief but I feel like I have more control over the length of a fic now. Like it comes out more or less the length I expect it to; I can tell what size something’s gonna be. Probably now I would just say plot. I’m not great at Things Occurring. And like everybody else I get hung up on how to describe basic actions like walking across a room.
17. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in a fic?
Don’t do it if you can’t get the other language right (as well as how code-switching actually tends to work). Also, translation convention exists for a reason. Probably don’t pull an ‘opening lines of War and Peace’ unless you are in fact Tolstoy, in which case you don’t need my writing advice. Nothing inherently wrong with it though.
18. First fandom you wrote for?
Officially, DW. Unofficially, probably something as a kid before I knew fandom existed. Redwall or something.
19. What’s your fav fic you’ve written so far?
to all our nights and days to come, probably.
Not tagging anyone, but memes are for stealing!
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If I had a nickel for every time a cult based around shitty sci-fi books released a hilarious bad movie based on said novels, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.
(Not just Scientology, Chronicles of Gor released two movies one of which was featured on MST3K)
Well I know what I’m going to look into next
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The Chronicles Of Counter-Earth by John Norman
Art by Robert Foster
Ballantine Books (1972/1972/1973)
#Gor#John Norman#Robert Foster#The Chronicles Of Counter-Earth#Chronicles Of Counter-Earth#Fantasy#Science Fiction#Paperbacks#Paperback#Paperback Art#Paperback Cover#Ballantine Books#Ballantine#1972#1973#1970s#70s#Vintage#Art
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whyyy are loops so confusing
#personal#the engineering chronicles#like it’s fun! it scratches a nice itch in my brain. but also why. why is this not working ahdkgn#edit I GOR IT HAHAHA
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Fanfiction
Links: Fantastical Fanfics
The Dark Asgard Chronicles: Mangling the Fowls
The Dark Asgard Chronicles is a collection of stories that presents an alternative to the benevolent Asgard documented in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Inspired by the Gor Chronicles by John Norman, an upside-down Asgard exists where morals are subjective and traits like greed and hedonism thrive. In this tale, Asgard is the most powerful of The Nine Realms and controls the slave trade throughout. Mangling the Fowls is the first story in The Dark Asgard Chronicles. It introduces the reader to the slave society and the underhanded schemes the royal family has embarked on to ensure the right son sits on the throne of Asgard.
The darkness consumed them, and they were finally free...
Mangling the Fowls is the first story in The Dark Asgard Chronicles. It introduces the reader to the slave society and the underhanded schemes the royal family has embarked on to ensure the right son sits on the throne of Asgard. The story is mostly Loki-centric but other characters from the Thor movies receive attention as well. The underlying theme of the story is that we are all slaves to something.

The Bitter Crimson Tales: Crimson Decay
The Bitter Crimson Tales is a collection of stories based on the 2015 movie Crimson Peak. Imagine for a moment if the Sharpes were rich and the family fortune wasn’t wasted by their father. Imagine if the brother and sister duo were fiends of the night. Interested? Come on in.
The best kisses are always bitter...
Crimson Decay is the first story in The Bitter Crimson Tales. In the story, the reader is introduced to the wealthy and dead (well, undead I should say) Sharpe siblings. The deadly brother and sister duo haunt the night, living on stolen blood. The oppressed Thomas Sharpe longs for the touch of someone else besides his stifling depraved sister. Enters a beautiful boy and an exotic beauty. Oh, the drama!

Torrid Lucidity
I'll have the easy with a side of pain...
Brock Rumlow is a nymphomaniac. He’s also a sociopath, but nothing's new about that. However, what is new are flashes, visions, breaks in time, disorientation, and forgetfulness. Is he losing his mind? Not that he had it all together in the beginning.
Suddenly, a new man enters Rumlow's life. Will he be able to hold onto something for once, or will the psychotic breaks keep interrupting the bliss?

#fanfic#fan fic#fanfiction#fan fic writing#crimson peak#thomas sharpe#fan fiction#oc#original character#original characters#original universe#alternate realities#alternate universe#vampires#thor#loki#valkyrie#marvel cinematic universe#mcu#gor chronicles#ao3#ao3feed#ao3fanfic#ao3fic#Brock Rumlow#Jack Rollins#oc original character
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Once you got your engagement okayed by the marriage computer, Pre-Crisis Kryptonian marriages involved 2 consistent and essential aspects, the vows and the exchange of bracelets. The vows:
“In the name of Rao who kindled the sun, I take you, X, as my wife.” “In the name of Rao who shaped the moons, I take you, Y, as my husband.”
The couple would then exchange matching bracelets instead of rings. These bracelets were unique to each couple and color-coded - no one else was supposed to use the same colors. How this practically worked on a planet of millions is unknown.
Optional details and. ~citations~
These vows had a long history: they were in use for at least 17 generations, probably more, with the exact same words used in the wedding of Bur-El and Wedna Kil-Gor and their distant descendant Jor-El and Lara Lor-Van. (Superman Presents: The Krypton Chronicles, SPKC)
World of Krypton (WoK) (vol 1 not vol 2) has a fair amount of dialogue from the officiant as well: “Stand upon the Jewel of Truth and Honor, Jor-El II and Lara Lor-Van! Stand tall, swearing your love and allegiance, that all in this company may witness. For the vows you speak this day shall bind you as one for all eternity...before the eyes of man - and before the heart of Rao! Exchange the hued bracelets, my children! No others may wear the colors of Jor-El and Lara -- made husband and wife this day, and all days hence! May the countenance of Rao ever shine upon you, Jor-El and Lara!”
As mentioned, the couple to be married would stand on a crystal podium called “the Jewel of Truth and Honor,” possibly carved from the Jewel Mountains. Kal-L would later reconstruct this in the Fortress to get married to Lois on Earth-2. (Action 484 - Superman Takes a Wife)
(There was no officiant at this wedding, but to be fair Clark and Lois were already married as humans, and this was more a reaffirmation. Also there was no one to officiate.)
It was traditional to have statues of the parents of the bride and groom present (Superman 141 - Superman Returns to Krypton, SRTK)
It was acceptable for women to propose to men - Lara proposed to Jor-El. (WoK)
The officiant would wear purple, the bride would wear white. In the earlier wedding, the groom also wore white, but Jor-El showed up in a slightly nicer version of his normal day clothes (WoK and SRTK) (💀)
Weddings were rather public affairs; Kal-El, a stranger in a weird costume, witnesses his parents’ wedding in Kryptonopolis’s Palace of Marriage without being questioned (SRTK).
(Then again Jor-El and Lara getting married might have been the equivalent of the royal wedding since according to SPKC the House of El basically did everything ever.)
There is also a prehistoric wedding in SPKC which invokes Yuda, the old goddess of the moon, and also posits the marriage bracelets referencing the two moons: “by the glory of Rao, the sun, I take you X as my wife/by the mistress of the moons, Yuda, I take you, Y, as my husband.” Later Kryptonian society would shift towards monotheism and the reference to Yuda would be replaced.
(SPKC. The latter is set in a time before headbands were adopted as standard formal wear; interesting to see the women wearing them as opposed to the men.)
(WoK, with Kal’s presence referencing SRTK. The bottom right figure is Zod.)
(Action 484)
#anyway. sun/moon imagery canon#this doesn't have anything to do with weddings but did u guys know there was a canyon on krypton with constant rainbows#gay little canyon. yes i'm putting this into a fic. yes its a black mercy fic.#yes its a superbat black mercy krypton arranged marriage fic.#that dang marriage computer strikes again.#kryptonians are aliens
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Links to Latine authors I’ve found on AO3 for Latine Heritage Month!
I’ve listed the fandoms each author has been involved in, and I’m might add more as the month progresses. If you want yourself removed from or added to this list, let me know!
Floozdooz @floozdooz (TMNT)
braeburns @inceldonnie (TMNT, Voltron, Free!)
DG_DarkFantasy @dg-darkfantasy (Rapunzel's Tangled Adventures)
Debz_Baumaus (Módào Zǔshī, The Untamed, Persona 5, Haikyuu!!, Zelda, Encanto, Fire Emblem, Oh! My Emperor, Castlevania)
BloodNotInk (Fallen London, Tolkien, The Witcher, Star Wars, Star Trek, Discworld, ASOIAF, X-Men, Dragon Age, Gor Chronicles)
earthseraph (Captain America, Supernatural, 9-1-1, Raven Cycle, X-Men, The Song of Achilles, Red White & Royal Blue, Dante’s Inferno)
nuka_cherries (Assassin’s Creed, MCU, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Fallout, Metal Gear, Zelda, Jurassic Park, Dragon Age, Constantine, Justified)
taniaterror (Shameless, Shadowhunters, The Magicians, Legends of Tomorrow, IT, The Gifted [Thailand], Friend Zone, True Blood, KinnPorsche, Secret Love: Puppy Honey)
Snickerdickles (Voltron, BNHA, Good Omens)
DaybreakKing (Friday Night Funkin', Fire Emblem, Original Works,Spooky Month, Super Smash Brothers, Pokemon, Splatoon, A Hat In Time, Amphibia, Among Us, Undertale, Pico’s School, Codename: Kids Next Door, Hatsune Miku)
This orphaned work called (Mirabel) Madrigal's One-Shots (Encanto)
Icesicleman (SCP Foundation, The Mandela Catalogue, Cuphead, The Binding of Isaac, Deltarune, OMORI, South Park)
waitinbythephone (Hunter X Hunter, Dead Poets Society, Minecraft RPF)
kaoxin (Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE!, Homestuck)
This orphaned work called The Right Way Home (Voltron)
enjolrasstaire (Encanto, IT, Stranger Things, Gravity Falls, Harry Potter)
toluca (Encanto, Black Mirror, The Walking Dead video game, Night In The Woods)
Bakz (Encanto, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Little Witch Academia, Ace Attorney)
Akaunkel (Encanto)
Nyx93 (Minecraft, Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, BNHA, Encanto, Good Omens, Among Us, Voltron)
daiyamante (Joker Game, Dangan Ronpa, Girls' Generation | SNSD, EXO, Encanto, Yandere Simulator)
Danaeka (The Umbrella Academy, Encanto, The Untamed, Módào Zǔshī, SPY x FAMILY, The Dragon Prince, Bridgerton, A Whisker Away, Heaven Official's Blessing, The Mentalist, Fruits Basket)
bookienerd2 (Genshin Impact, Your Boyfriend, Original Works, Hazbin Hotel, Encanto, BNHA, FNAF)
Anime_Lesbian_12 (Descendants, DC, Marvel, Miraculous Ladybug, Encanto, BNHA, Assassination Classroom)
AMC1892 (Encanto, ENHYPEN, TWICE)
Feu_Eau (Original Works, Bungou Stray Dogs, Módào Zǔshī, The Untamed, Link Click, Bleach, Tiān Guān Cì Fú, Haikyuu!!, Moriarty the Patriot, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle)
SokkaWithHisHairDown (ATLA, Julie and The Phantoms, The Queer Principles of Kit Webb, Merlin, Encanto, Luca)
ZaltMKrel (WWDITS, Moomin)
vulcanarmr (Marvel, Good Omens, 9-1-1, Encanto, Les Misérables)
ConfettiHedonism (South Park)
ClaraLaClarividente (RWBY, Marvel)
Not_gret (Voltron)
probablywrittenat5am (Stranger Things, Harry Potter, IT, B99, A Series of Unfortunate Events)
beforupml (Phandom)
LionDuckling (One Piece, Final Fantasy XV, Ao no Exorcist, InuYasha)
Sleepytimeho9es (Harry Potter, Powerpuff Girls, ATLA)
Bowieee (LEGO Monkie Kid)
voireki (BNHA)
maryly_ever_after (Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Encanto, )
EeveeTheSquid (BNHA, Merlin, Encanto)
dismalatbest (Encanto)
bellonaz (BNHA, Descendants, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Coco)
#asoiaf#voltron#latine heritage month#encanto#marvel#bnha#tmnt#latine writers#one piece#final fantasy#rapunzel's tangled adventure#mo dao zu shi#stranger things#harry potter#minecraft#zelda#fire emblem#haikyuu!!#avatar the last airbender#powerpuff girls#it#south park#tmnt 2k12#tmnt 2012#gravity falls#merlin#good omens#wwdits#dragon age#inuyasha
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I have been summoned!
Do you want Goreans and the Priest Kings Dying Because of their own hubris?
Do you want Lesbians to kick the collective ass of the powers that be because "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE LITERALLY MILLIONS OF ABDUCTED PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING SUN???"
Do you want Sentient Space ships that are In Your Goddamn Walls?
Do you want Moose Wreaking Havoc Upon Unsuspecting Aliens?
Do you want a WIP that i've been working on for the last five goddamn years?
So gor is in the same solar system as earth and are like fantasy medieval tech wise right? So there's nothing stopping earth from your scifi of choice coming in, vaporizing the kings and slave holders, and fixing shit?
(Still dont really know what goes on in it but im joining you in hatred)
The one thing keeping this from happening are the Priest Kings, which are ten foot tall gold insects that look like an ant fucked a praying mantis and their love child fucked a wasp. They are very technologically advanced and keep Gor at medieval levels for, supposedly, human's own good
I call horseshit. I think they're afraid of earth because they COULDN'T stop Earth from doing exactly this. There's only like 200 pk's left and their tech is slowly failing. They canonically actively work to keep humans divided and distracted and hurriedly try to quash any findings about Gor.
They claim this is for the good of humans because we aren't ready to learn that, but I think it's because they've learned that there is fucking nothing that will unite humans like one common thing to be pissed off at.
@nichristi is writing this actually and it fucks hard
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~The Silver-Heart Chronicles Part 5: From Dawnstar With Grudging Tolerance~

Yngvar was moving to the coastal city of Dawnstar. Adelaisa was also moving to Dawnstar. Sharing a boat seemed better than paying two fares, so Yngvar sat on his worries, enjoyed the cool, salty breeze and the cries of the seagulls as Gor rowed them along the coast. They'd be going their separate ways soon; no more getting dragged into adventures against his will.

"Well, did you enjoy the trip?" Yngvar asked as he clambered out of the boat.
"It's a far cry from the boats I'm used to, but it was smooth sailing. Thank you for taking us, Captain," said Adelaisa, smiling at Gor.
Gor went bright red. He'd never been called a captain before.
"I think I'll go and see what's on in town," declared Yngvar. "You have your horker meat imports to think about, right, Adelaisa? In that case, I won't hold you up. Goodbye!"
"Goodbye, Windhelm!" Adelaisa waved southeast and followed Yngvar into the city.
Delighted to be free of her at last, Yngvar skipped down the snowy roads and planky walkways that ran through Dawnstar. Step one would be to find the inn, of course, and step two to find out if anyone was handing out free sweetrolls. Step three would be to look for work. He'd never reached step four before, but the catnip and the netch leather helmet stayed in his bag for when the moment came.
Step one was easy. The Windpeak Inn was right on the eastern slopes. Step two turned up nothing as usual. Then came step three, and Yngvar's heart sank when he realised that the city was home to two mines.

"Oh... Iron-Breaker Mine, you say? What's wrong with them?" Yngvar asked.
"What ISN'T wrong with them?!" snapped Leigelf. "The owner's a coward! A selfish, snivelling, arrogant, lowly little harpy who doesn't know what's good for her, wouldn't know what to do if Zenithar handed her a mountain of septims! All the dregs of Dawnstar come to work for her and none of them deserve any better! Anyway, I'll pay you handsomely for any quicksilver you can dig up."
It wasn't exactly the culmination of a lifelong dream, but being paid handsomely sounded good for his first afternoon in Dawnstar. The stout, bare-chested miner certainly did not influence him in the slightest. So Yngvar readied the pickaxe he'd borrowed from Narzulbur and ventured inside.

"Are you having fun? Your elbow action looks a bit off-centre," said Adelaisa.
"Aaaaaargh!" screamed Yngvar, dropping his pickaxe on his foot. "Ow! Wh-what are you doing here?! I th-thought you were- were doing your business deal with the horkers and the, with the Dawnstar and things! Why are you following me?!"
"Well, it's only my first day in the city," Adelaisa explained. "I'm not sure who to contact about horker meat. When we're together, though, something interesting always seems to happen before too long."
"Gods give me strength," groaned Yngvar.

Yngvar left Quicksilver Mine tired and a little richer. Adelaisa abandoned the snowman she'd been making and ran after him. Dawnstar was a quiet city, and it wasn't long before they found some workers talking outside another mine.

"Horkers, you say?" Yngvar said innocently. "Why, what's the problem with Quicksilver mine? The horker foreman had nothing but kind words for the rest of Dawnstar's mineral economy."
Adelaisa sighed wistfully. "If they actually had horkers down there, I'd be ahead of the game..."
Beitild looked at Yngvar. Then she looked at Adelaisa. Then she looked at Yngvar again. "Did you two walk out of a Riekling nursery? No, don't answer that. I don't care."
"Quicksilver Mine is no more than a selfish fathead's pipe dream! The owner doesn't care about anything other than taking big, stupid risks for big, stupid profits, doesn't matter what we could have- What he stands to lose." Beitild sighed. "Quicksilver sells better than iron, he says. Well, who'd choose a shiny lump of quicksilver over good, solid iron?! Anyway, I'll pay for any iron you dig up, if you're interested."
Yngvar raised his eyebrows. "Well, as a matter of fact, I was thinking about getting some mining practice in today... Want to prospect for horkers, Adelaisa?"
"Don't patronise me!" Adelaisa shoved him and folded her arms. "I'm well aware that horkers make their burrows in the sand. What I need is a business partner who's selling the meat."

"Feel like helping?" Yngvar grunted as he excavated a seam of iron.
"No, I need to save my strength. I'm going to try digging for horkers on the beach tomorrow."

While Adelaisa went shopping for a spade, Yngvar ordered them some foot and a couple of beds in the Windpeak Inn. "As far away from each other as possible, please," he requested. "In different buildings would be fine."
Thoring, the innkeeper, sighed and shook his head. "I don't know what you and your wife have been arguing about, but trust me, pushing her away won't make your lives any better. You have to talk and learn to make compromises, even if it means swallowing some of your pride."
Yngvar blinked slowly. "Er, what are you saying?"
"I'm saying, do you want to end up like Beitild and Leigelf?! They used to be so close until this mining thing came between them. They couldn't agree on whether to buy one of the mines east of the bay, or sell it, I'm not sure, but the feud consumed them like a fire! And now it's like they're sworn enemies."
"But I'm not married to Adelaisa," Yngvar said in a small voice.
"Now, I know what I'm talking about." Thoring sniffed and wiped his eyes. "I used to be married, you know. And sure, we argued sometimes, but now I just miss her... For the gods' sakes, don't let that happen to you and Adelaisa while you're both still alive!"
"You heard me say Adelaisa's name but not the part where we aren't actually married?!" Yngvar grabbed Thoring by the shoulders. "Stop hearing only what you want to hear! Shor gave you two ears, so use-"
"What are you doing?! Leave him alone!" A ginger-haired woman came running over with a lute. She bashed Yngvar over the head with her instrument and, leaving him dazed on the floor, pulled Thoring into her arms.

"I know it hurts, Father. I miss her too, every day," the bard said softly. "But some people are... Well, relationships can be sore for them. And I know it isn't right, I know it isn't fair when a couple can't even sleep side by side-"
"You don't know!" Thoring pushed her away. "He doesn't know what he and Adelaisa, over there with the spade, have! People never realise what matters until they lose it..." He slumped down on the counter with his head in his hands. "I'm sorry, Karita, I... I know you're trying to help."
"How do you know that's Adelaisa and not some other woman with a shovel?! How do you know what she looks like?!" demanded Yngvar, gesturing to a confused Adelaisa standing in the doorway with her metal digging implement.
"Don't try and change the subject," Karita said severely. "Do you need me to take over for tonight, Father? It's all right if you don't feel up to working."
"I'll be fine. But... Maybe I do need to rest for a bit," sighed Thoring. "This gentleman was just ordering a couple of beds for the night... Separate ones for him and his wife."
"Oh. Don't worry, I'll take care of it." Karita turned to Yngvar. "Sooooo, you and Adelaisa fell out. I'm sorry to hear it, but you can't always make everything the innkeeper's problem!"
"Does no-one in Skyrim listen to anyone but themselves?!" scoffed Yngvar. "The sheer pig-headedness! It beggars belief."
Karita pursed her lips. "Whatever you think of your wife, don't cause any more trouble in our inn. I have a trombone. As long as that's understood, it's twenty gold, and I think you paid for the food already..."
"What's this about Yngvar's wife?" asked Adelaisa, wandering over with her spade on her shoulder. Yngvar put his head in his hands and silently cursed the Divines.
"Oh, er..." Karita looked sheepish. "I heard that the two of you fell out earlier. I was just telling your... Just telling Yngvar to mind his behaviour in the inn."
Adelaisa blinked. "It was hardly a falling-out! We were just at cross-purposes over horkers. Although I will admit I lost my temper a bit back there." Her expression softened. "I didn't hurt your feelings, did I, Yngvar? It's just that you sounded like you were treating me like an idiot, and that's... I know you didn't mean it."
"Do you?" Yngvar laughed shakily. "I'm glad! Because horkers don't burrow! They live out on the beaches."
"Are you sure?" said Adelaisa, her brow furrowing. "That sounds more like mudcrabs to me."
"Very sure! Everybody from the north knows what a horker looks like," scoffed Yngvar. "And where they sleep." His look softened. "But you aren't from the north, are you?"
Adelaisa shook her head. "I'm from Applewatch originally."
"Maybe I was being unfair," Yngvar said quietly. "If you haven't seen a horker, much less hunted one for its meat... How would you know?"
"That's exactly the problem," said Adelaisa. "I haven't been in Skyrim for long. After Japhet's Folly, they decided to give me another big assignment up here, but getting into the horker business isn't going to be an easy egg to crack."
"I should imagine not." Yngvar considered for a moment whether he really wanted to encourage her, and there could only be one answer. He smiled and patted her on the shoulder. "But you've cracked some fearsome eggs before, haven't you, Vendicci? You'll crack this one in time. I know you will."
Adelaisa's whole face brightened. "You know what? You're absolutely right! I am a good soldier slash businesswoman, and an egg can only take so many taps from a spoon. I'll sort this out soon enough."
"So..." Karita cleared her throat. "If there's nothing else you need, I've given you the double bed up there on the right. There are a couple of end tables which fit nicely in front of the door if you need some privacy."
Karita's voice dropped to a whisper. "And if you do need something- a potion of fortify stamina, say, or a netch leather helmet- we might be able to arrange that. Just try not to destroy the bed."
"I'm sleeping outside," declared Yngvar, pushing past Adelaisa and out towards the door. "Good night, everyone! See you tomorrow!"
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