#chronically online ahh

[hauntsthenarrative]

some of y'all are so dumb "Hollywood is turning into the hunger games IRL 😱" its almost as if the hunger games was based off of REAL LIFE LMAO. the world isnt turning dystopian y'all, dystopia was based off the world

[ghoulspaw]

I wonder if kaito would know about the ancient scripts(vine clips)? Like, if i were to tell him "road work ahead", would he be able to finish the sentence??

[naviamin]

y’all... sometimes people on this app CANNOT take compliments like dear lord some of y’all are INSUFFERABLE 😭🙏🏽 like “thanks tho?” WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??? some people get such cute ppl compliments on their art and shit and the artist will find SOME WAY to get offended or pissed off OR are js straight up rude, like??

bro if someone said to me “OMGOMG I LOVE UR ART SMSMSM” and then i said, “not to be rude or anything but like ok..??” COME ON??? DO U NOT FEEL BAD AS YOU TYPE THAT OUT?? be fucking srs🌚

[cinnamons1999]

FLASH WARNING

cunty spice gif

[bongledongles]

ITS THE WEEKEND YALLL KNOW THAT THET MEANS,,, WG LIVE😻😻😻(I hope please)

[asshair-sniffer]

If u use this silly ahh app to post ur fake ahh bunnygender chairgender bs, pls go outside you silly ass chronically online kids 

[snifflingrocc]

I am but a simple rock that lurks around in the corner. Feed me content.

[trollocs-ooc]

hey proship anons can yall stfu!!!!! this is a grumblr ooc blog and not a ship discourse blog!!! take the discourse elsewhere and let this cool fucking guy (/gen) enjoy some silly gray people??!!!

LITERALLY??? THIS ISNT EVEN MY MAIN?? i literally just said "i got followed by 2 proshippers where are they coming from" after i had already blocked them. AND THAT WAS APPARENTLY SO TRIGGERING TO THIS RANDOM PERSON THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME THAT THEY COME TO ARGUE FOR NO REASON IN MY INBOX???? And theyre acting like i massacred their whole family??? BITCH WHATTTTT

[governmentmandatedryujinstan420]

releasing this from the hj discord dungeon because the public populace was in agreement also i'm chronically offline on tumblr and need to fix that for my chronically online ahh

[zhounauts]

lowkey ; n.riki

inspired by lowkey by NIKI // nishimura riki x f!reader

warnings: not proof read, cursing, secret relationship (?)

1.

wonder what I'll do when the cops come through, and the whiskey's run out

you had told yourself that you’d stay for an hour at most, yet it was past eleven and your promises to study for your chemistry test were long forgotten as you slam shot after shot.

“YEAHHHHHHHHH!” hanni and danielle scream, just as drunk as you are. you giggle, snuggling closer to your best friends and swaying around like an idiot. music pounds in your ears, and the heat radiating from all the people in the room keep you warm. as you drunkly float around the room, someone passes you a shot that you down quickly. the alcohol burns your throat, and you crinkle your face, slightly disgusted.

as the burn fades, a moment of clarity happens and suddenly you’re very much sober. not only that, but in this moment of clarity, you spot who might just be the most gorgeous man you’ve ever seen.

'Cause I've been lookin' at you since half past two Wanna take this downtown? This liquid courage got me way too honest

“who is that?” you ask hanni, pointing at the boy. your drunk friend squints, before descending into a fit of giggles.

“idunno-” she slurs not paying any attention and grabbing another drink. you stare at the boy, and suddenly your sobriety clears and the alcohol clouds your judgement.

“i’ll be back,” you say, without a thought making your way across the room, confidence buzzing through your system. you slow down as you get closer to him, squinting in the dim lighting of the party to try to make out if you recognize him or not. you come to a stop in front of him, and he meets your eyes. you offer him an eye-crinkling smile.

“hey, i’m yn,”

“riki,”

2.

no one's gotta know, just us and the moon 'til the sun starts wakin’

midnight runs to seven eleven, not-so-quiet facetime calls under the covers, and late night playground meet ups were the times where you and riki could fully show your relationship.

no more of the secret looks, lingering gazes, and secret signals that the two of you sent to each other in the hallways at school. so as you lay wrapped up in your weighted blanket, watching through yoru phone screen as riki plays splatoon on his nintendo switch.

“you winning?”

“no dammit! i just died!” riki exclaims, “ughhhhh,”

“aw it’s okay, i still believe in you,”

“i’ve had enough,” he huffs, setting his nintendo switch down, “what are you up to?”

“admiring you,” you wink, sending him stupid finger guns which make him blech.

“i just shuddered,”

“harassment rizz,”

“chronically online,”

“you put up with me still,”

“you know i’ll always put up with you,”

3.

up's the only direction I see as long as we keep this low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low-key (ah, ah, ah, ah)

“hey i gotta use the bathroom,” you tell your friends.

“want us to come?”

“no!” you say a little bit too quickly, you clear your throat, “no no it’s fine, i need to shit honestly,” you lie.

“we did not need to know that,” danielle deadpans.

“yes you did,” you answer quickly, glancing down at your phone screen.

hey come quick

all the guys left already

“i’ll be back before the game starts!” you exclaim hurriedly, dashing from the stands. your phone rings as you run, and you pick it up.

“hey, where you at?”

“on the way rik, i’m not built for long distance running,” he laughs into the phone.

“i’m in that small storage room next to the locker room so there’s an even smaller chance no one will see us,”

“smart as always,” you smile into the phone, “i’m coming in,”

“alright, see you,” he says, the phone call drops as you eagerly make your way through the silent hallway.

“locker room. . .” you mutter to yourself, looking for the door.

“BOO!”

”AHH!” you scream, riki smothers your scream and gives you a boyish grin as he pulls you into the small room.

“holy shit riki!”

“wuss,”

“your wuss,”

“thats right,” he says, pulling you in for a hug.

“good luck on the game, you got this,”

“mm,” he mumbles, “i always got it,”

4.

Take a shot, take a chance, take my hand, boy Tension so intense like an asteroid Be discreet, gotta dodge all the tabloids

“yn?”

“hanni?” you answer your phone groggily.

“oops, did we wake you up from your nap?”

“yeah” you answer, “what do you need?”

“danielle and i are outside doofus, let us in,”

“what?”

“don’t tell us you forgot about halloweekend!”

“oh shit,” you say, “hold up give me a second! fuck—”

“don’t you have a spare key? we can just—”

“NO!” you exclaim, “just wait let me get dressed!”

“yn are—” you hang up the phone, and quickly toss it aside to shake riki awake.

“riki! riki!”

“whathappened?” he mumbles.

“danielle and hanni are coming over. over as in they’re outside right now,” riki’s up in an instant, shooting up from his sprawled position on your bed.

“what?”

“you can slip out the window that's in the bathroom,” you quickly say, “it leads to the back,” he nods quickly following you out.

“i’ll see you later riki,”

“call me,” he mouths, before slipping out the window.

5.

Let's not think too much, there ain't no problems So long as we keep this Low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low-key

“do you like what we have?”

“what?” you ask, “what do you mean by that riki?”

“i mean,” he scratches his head, “i was talking to jake today and he said that girls don’t like lowkey relationships like ours. i mean— i just don’t want you to feel like i’m keeping you hidden,”

“riki of course not,” you answer quickly, “ i like what we have and i like this whole lowkey thing. i like that we don’t have expectations or pressure form other people, i like that it’s really just us in this relationship,” riki smiles, and he presses a kiss to your temple.

“i like it to, and i think i might love you,”

“you think?”

“nah, i’m sure,”

Low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low-key

a/n

ngl this is the first time i've written in months, this isn't proof read AT ALL i just wanted to post something cuz my account is well uhm, dying!!

pls lmk how this is!

taglist @soobincantswim @k-films

[satorus-leftarm]

leon kennedy headcanons bc i FUCKING LOVE LEON KENNEDY (ft other characters but mostly chris)

• some believe he smells like gun powder and alcohol which honestly, so fair he prob does. but TBH i think he used like axe body spray up until the end of re2 (ada said he smelt like cat piss and changes his ways to rizz up the ladies)

• but in all fairness, he smells like black coffee and peppermint gum

• does NOT understand brainrot humour at ALL

• chris will try and explain things to him bc tbh hes chronically online. but leon cant comprehend ANY OF IT

• deadass asked claire if she know the meaning of “fantum tax” and she laughed in his face hes HOPELESS chat🙏🙏🙏

• he likes sitcoms, his favourite is seinfeld and his favourite was obviously jerry bc IT MAKES SENSE BSFR

• lowk, given like the timeline, my man was an AVID likin park enjoyer

• played the trumpet and was in school band

• used to want to be in the army but changed his mind bc bro was not down w sleeping on the dirt 😭😭

• didn’t own lip balm till the age of 13 and since then has never gone a day w out one in his pocket

• i feel like he would really like black liquorice for some reason

• has absolutely NO rythme whatsoever

• he and chris walk around the city acting super nonchalant n shii but as soon as these grown ahh men see a puppy, they lose their MINDSSSSS

• he wants a border collie and wants to name it like “printer” or “fax machine” 💀

• really likes boy bands and has seen the backstreet boys live 7 times (bros savings account is sobbing)

• hes like terrified of sweat stains. when hes out at events he always has to have deodorant and cologne on him so he doesnt smell bad and turn his pits piss yellow (it happened the day he was moved to special ops and chris took SO MANY PHOTOS)

• has abt zero chill when it comes to comebacks in an argument. he WILL make u check urself

• weighted blanket + fuzzy blanket combo

• is REALLLY good at monopoly… like SCARY good

• in now time, i feel like he would own nike tech but never wear it. my guy wears like jeans in which the bottoms r almost COMPLETELY destroyed bc they’re always under his heals when he walks. he def wears flannel and a leather jacket over that

• WALLET CHAIN 😍😍😍

• tried going ginger, he got beat up by all the neighbourhood kids for being a “fake leprechaun”

• lactose intolerant asl

HES MY WIFE!!

[sukunas-play-thing]

I hate tiktok.

The most chronically online rude ass mofos I've ever met.

People hating on a girls OC like:

DoNt MaKe HeR TOO Op

Shut yo raggedy ahh up.

[freeuselandonorris]

hi! just wanted to know if there are any songs that you associate with landoscar or with them individually? i have a whole playlist dedicated to them lol so any new additions are welcome 🙏🏻

hiii ahh this is cute!! i have a few, although weirdly none for oscar specifically lol.

so it’s kind of cheating but thanks to writing mondayverse, boys by charli xcx will always be a landoscar song to me! and while we’re on the subject of charli, the reason i used ‘it’s just self defence until you’re building a weapon’ for the post-hungary mondayverse sequel title is because the girl, so confusing featuring lorde version is SUCH a lando song imo, specifically the self-doubting/self destructive spiky unfriendly side of him.

also on the topic of lando songs, USE IT OR LOSE IT by lynks is a very lando banger, because it’s fun and very slutty but also there’s the underlying fear of impending twink death and no longer being young and hot and desirable and that feels extremely lando.

finally, it’s a song i associate with nortrell more than lando on his own but let’s call it a bonus track: touch grass by dorian electra, a song about being chronically online even when it’s eating your brain.

hope these make a fun addition to your playlist! 💕

[taisoleil]

Rahu, Saturn, Dopamine, Serotonin, and Persistence: Part 1 - Rahu

Snippets are on my site here: https://www.taisoleil.com/articles/2023/8/29/rahu-saturn-dopamine-serotonin-and-persistence

Full 3 part series expanding on Rahu and Saturn in houses can be found exclusively on my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88358089?utm_campaign=postshare_creator

Just a theory I wanna share:

Rahu = dopamine

Saturn = serotonin

Rahu is the short term pleasure that’s addictive like dopamine. Saturn is the long term pleasure that isn’t addictive. It’s serotonin. Serotonin also regulates you. Rahu always wants more. This isn’t to say dopamine nor Rahu is bad! It’s nice to have a nice treat after a long day of work that’ll pay off soon. If Saturn is the planet that controls Rahu and also the planet that wants long term results..it makes it that much easier to do things that stimulate more dopamine than serotonin. This is Saturns biproduct of long term work being very boring and leading you to do more short term pleasures that are more meaningless than meaningful.

This is Saturns biproduct of long term work being very boring and leading you to do more short term pleasures that are more meaningless than meaningful. This is also the loophole because Saturn places obstacles and requires Rahu breaks so you won’t become depressed on a long journey. Low serotonin causes depression. A Saturnian theme. Also serotonin helps bone health. Saturn is the bones 🦴

The goal here is not to erase dopamine, it’s to redirect it. What’s the little things that make you happy?

1H Rahu: Addicted to things that may make you feel good about yourself. Another thing would be being obsessed with things that affirm you. Masking yourself.

2H Rahu: You may have a spending or gambling addiction. You may spend to a point where you wonder where your money is going.

3H Rahu: Social media addiction and chronically online syndrome. This MAY or may not be you. Everyone has this problem to a degree anyway. For you, it may be in a worse case.

4H Rahu: You want relationships and to do nice things, but it seems some of you can’t help being a homebody. It may seem like every time you want to go out, it seems like something keeps you back at home curled up and to yourself.

5H Rahu: Is the type of fun you’re having a good fun or a destructive fun? Enjoying yourself doesn’t always have to be where you’re always maxing out on something.

6H Rahu: Ahh. The workaholic. Are you working because you enjoy it or because you feel like you have to to enjoy other parts of life?

7H Rahu: Addicted to commitments that may or may not be worth your time. Because of time, you stick with it.

8H Rahu: A possible person obsessed with the worst. Make sure you’re not always thinking about the worst case scenario. You may be someone who doesn’t even realize they’re being negative because that’s how you deal with life.

9H Rahu: Wanderlust. Maybe there’s no place like home because you may not feel home much of anywhere.

10H Rahu: I don’t wanna say everyone with this placement loves attention, but some of you may got a knack for public approval, or some sort of mass appreciation.

11H Rahu: You may have those friends that know you have shit to do, but can be distracting intentionally or not.

12H Rahu: If you can’t figure something out immediately, you may settle into whatever you’ve been given, even if it’s scraps. As long as you dont know, you don’t have to be responsible right?

[fapper]

am i the drama...?

YALL OMFG TODAY I LOWKEY WAS THE DRAMA IN MY RUSSIAN CLASS....... SOOOO we finished reading this religious story by Tolstoy where basically the main character becomes a monk for reasons and struggles with his restricting beliefs and is constantly hit with choices that tests his beliefs etc (the man wasnt allowed to even look at a woman or that would be sin lmaoooo) anyways the lewser old ahh prof asked what we thought abt this story and i said the following IN RUSSIAN BTW

i think that the author is showcasing us how in order to be religious, you have to devote your all into that belief but at the same time, i think the author is also demonstrating how your beliefs can sometimes be restricting against human nature (being horny is a human emotion SURPRISE!!!!!!!) AND THE WHOLE ASS CLASS DEADASS DISAGREED WITH ME HELPFSOJFHSJKHF

I WAS SO FLABBERGASTED UMMM.... the prof was being a lewser too she was like did yall understand her 💀😭🚶‍♂️ and then she asked me to explain my opinion in english which i did and mfs genuinely started coming at me bruh...

DUDE I WAS SO SHOCKED I GENUINELY STARTED BLOCKING OUT WHATEVER TF THEY WERE SAYING TO REBUTTLE AGAINST ME BRUHHHH........ LIKE THIS one girl started genuinely using these insaneeee chronically online terms to describe the main character and i was like. Wow tolstoy would have a stroke hearing this rn and like hes genuinely rolling in his grave rn help

[evignonita]

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