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[christubekitchen]

Home-made Wholemeal Ice Cream

[big--potato]

Can you tell us more about your relationship with @anti-potato?

IT ALL STARTED A LONG, LONG TIME AGO. CLARENCE AND I MET AT THE LOCAL POTATO MEETING SPOT, AND IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. I ASKED HIM OUT, AND HE SAID YES. WE WENT BOWLING, AND HAD A WONDERFUL TIME. LIFE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER.

WE DATED FOR THREE YEARS, UNTIL ONE DAY, I TOOK HIM TO THE POTATO BEACH, AND PROPOSED TO HIM. TEARY-EYED, HE SAID YES. WE MARRIED ON A GORGEOUS OCTOBER DAY IN THE CRISP, COOL WIND, AND WENT ON OUR HONEYMOON IN PURE MARITAL BLISS.

A YEAR AFTER OUR UNION, WE PLANTED OUR FIRST CHILD, SPUDLINA. SHE GREW TO BE A BEAUTIFUL BABY POTATO, AND WE WERE READY TO PLANT OUR SECOND. OUR SECOND POTATO TURNED OUT TO BE TWINS, CHRISTUBER AND PLANTHONY.

FOR THREE YEARS OUR BEAUTIFUL POTATO FAMILY THRIVED, WHEN CLARENCE'S WRITING CAREER FINALLY TOOK OFF. HE ALLOWED ME TO READ HIS NEWEST TRANSCRIPT, AND I WAS APALLED BY WHAT I SAW.

CLARENCE HAD WRITTEN TALES DISPARAGING THE HONOR OF POTATOKIND. HE WROTE TALES OF HATRED AND BIGOTRY TOWARDS HIS KIN. I BROUGHT IT UP TO HIM, AND IT LED TO A HUGE ARGUMENT.

I TOLD CLARENCE THAT IF HE CONTINUED TO PERPETUATE THESE AWFUL IDEAS, HE HAD NO PLACE IN THE SPUDLINGTON HOME.

THE DIVORCE WAS MESSY, AND I ENDED UP WITH THE KIDS, WITH HIM GETTING THEM ON THE WEEKENDS.

WHILE UNDER HIS CARE, OUR KIDS ALLEGEDLY PERISHED IN A TERRIBLE HOUSEFIRE NOT UNLIKE THE BURNING OF AN OVEN. I SAY ALLEGEDLY, BECAUSE RECENT CONFESSIONS FROM HIM CLAIM THAT HE FUCKING ATE OUR KIDS.

HE HAS SINCE LAUNCHED A SMEAR CAMPAIGN AGAINST HIS FORMER KIN, AND NO LONGER HOLDS ANY PLACE IN MY HEART.

[anti-potato]

I hope this isn't to forward but

Can you tell us about... ur kids?

a year after i wedded mr. spudlington, we planted spudlina, and a year later our twin children christuber and planthony. they were very needy and i was trying to build my career as a writer. but i tried my best to take care of them. but they always liked spudlington better than they liked me anyways, i was never really close with my children. but that doesn't mean i killed them.

after our divorce, he got custody and they got to visit me on the weekends. one day, while they were at my place, my house mysteriously caught on fire and all three kids sadly died. he blamed me and the court found me guilty based on previous "confessions" made by me, but my account was actually hacked by "someone". the readers of my books who used to love me so much started resenting me and the world started despising me. all my revenue went into building a new house for myself.

because of spudlington's connections with @pygmalion-god-of-potatoes, and his connections with the greek god apollo, i was cursed to be despised by other vegetables till the end of times. apollo also turned me this awful shade of blue.

i have since challenged the court's earlier decision which has been accepted. the proceedings for the same are still going on. i'm legally not allowed to talk more about it, but i've alleged in court that it must be spudlington who was behind this conspiracy and that he was the one who hacked my account because he didn't want to pay me alimony.

also, @big-potatos-spouse, if you're reading this, run and move to another country before he does this to you. i know we aren't in the best terms, but i wish you safety from this awful, awful creature.

[christubekitchen]

A light fluff strawberry creamy cheesecake

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A light fluff strawberry creamy cheesecake

[christubekitchen]

This is a cake I made for a close friend... She loves a good burger whenever she goes out to eat... So, I created this...

#NoveltyCake

#BurgerCake

#CheeseBurger

#Cake

#Burger

#ChrisTube

#ChrisTubeKitchen

#Cooking

#Baking

[christubekitchen]

A pancake savoury, filled with sweetcorn, an easy way to get extra vegetables in your diet and are ready in 15 minutes. Sweetcorn Fritters

Sweetcorn Fritters https://youtu.be/735BG4CKu9A

[christubekitchen]

Brie and Bacon Bread in the slow cooker

Light and fluffy cheese & bacon bread

[christubekitchen]

Light, fluffy, soft, squidgy Marshmallow

Marshmallow, a confectionery that is typically made from sugar, water and gelatin whipped to a solid-but-soft consistency.

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[christubekitchen]

No-bake Duo Chocolate Mousse Cake: light and fluffy, white and milk chocolate layered mousse cake

https://youtu.be/tHlFB3KlPOM via @YouTube

Chocolate Mousse Cake

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No-bake Duo Chocolate Mousse Cake: light and fluffy, white and milk chocolate layered mousse cake

https://youtu.be/tHlFB3KlPOM via @YouTube

[christubekitchen]

Lamb Rogan Josh in the slow cooker

A tomato based meat curry that’s full of flavour and on the low heat range

https://youtu.be/NW-v3NGotxo

#ChrisTubeKitchen

#LambRoganJosh

#ChrisTube

#SlowCooker

#RoganJosh

#Cooking

#FoodHacks

#RoghanJosh

#CookingHacks

#RoghanGhosht

#Lamb

[christubekitchen]

Shoulder of Pork: Sunday lunch or shredded and a stuffed sandwich, slow roasted using a slow cooker

Moist stuffed shoulder of pork, slow cooked, sliced, mixed with gravy and packed between slices of bread to create an amazing sandwich

https://youtu.be/yptT1G6FimI

#StuffedPorkSandwich

#ChrisTubeKitchen

#ChrisTube

#SlowCooker

#FoodHacks

#CookingHacks

#Cooking

#Pork

#ShoulderOfPork

[christubekitchen]

How to make the Perfect Spaghetti Bolognaise

Spaghetti with a rich tomato and meat sauce

https://youtu.be/MxY-Au4bWZs

#ChrisTubeKitchen

#ChrisTube

#SpaghettiBolognaise

#SpaghettiBolognese

[christubekitchen]

Chicken, Prawn & Chorizo Paella

A Spanish rice dish with vegetables, fish, and chicken

https://youtu.be/87fPXyZWwiQ

#ChrisTubeKitchen

#ChrisTube

#Paella

#Chicken

#Chorizo

#Cooking

#FoodHacks

#CookingHacks

#Prawn