#big potato

[big--potato]

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

[thegimmickblog]

@big--potato how are you potatoing today

POTATOING VERY WELL

[truepotatogod]

Fun potato fact #53:

If you put a lot of potatoes together you'll get an even bigger potato!

[bri-ish-pota-o]

*yawns in British* My apologies it is 12:37 for me currently☕️

[littlemoneytoes]

So I was cuting up potatoes today to make some mashed potatoes, and I came across this beauty it looks kind of like a big jelly bean

[rabbitslikecarrots]

Have you ever seen a Great Dane next to a Chihuahua?

[botan-kiri]

Do all potatoes concern you or was that just a very concerning potato?

just the one, it was right next to my head, take that for account for it's size

[just-an-average-potato-lol]

remember the lore with anti-potato and big-potato and their kids?

Reread it but visualize big-potato's size as you see it on their banner

It becomes a lot less sad and a lot more funny

[dramasetter]

[big--potato]

I TALK IN BIG CAPITOPAPITOL LETTLES

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Dinosaur freezes a large amount of food and considers himself very well prepared indeed to recover from surgery.

(I don't normally add patreon links to posts, but I will this time since I'm about to miss a few weeks of work. Thank you to my patrons for making that a less bad thing financially than it would be otherwise!)

[livinxdead]

[big--potato]

GUARDS! POTATO HIM

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[swiftlyshelby]

How do you fashion? I’ve been wearing clothes my whole life but somehow I still manage to look like a potato.

[potatoeofwisdom]

has someone done this already?

[big--potato]

POTATO INDEX:

@small-potato

@fag-potato

@slutypotato

@sparkle-potato

@medium-potato

@big-fuckin-potato

@potatofacts

@potato-murderer