#christopher x telemachus

[skepticdoe]

Felt the absolute NEED after seeing you post about epic, BUT HERES MY PROPOSAL TO YOU

Which South Park characters would you cast as each epic character (and why if you’re feeling ambitious)

HII!! sorry for the late response, life has absolutely been putting me through the wringer 😓

IVE ALREADY POSTED MY SOUTH PARK EPIC CASTING BUT IVE INTERACTED WITH A FEW OTHER EPIC FANS AND MY CASTING HAS CHANGED A BIT! :)

okay so apologies if this is messy and disorganised lmfao

Odysseus: Stan Marsh for obvious reasons

Penelope: Wendy Testaburger again for obvious reasons

Telemachus: Their child!! -> this would be an original character I guess :p

Athena: Kyle Broflovski -> angsty platonic style 😈 *rubs hands together menacingly*

Hermes: Kenny McCormick -> I dare you to come up with a better casting can you imagine Kenny singing dangerous?? We all know he’s got that Holy Moly ;)

Eurylochus: Tolkein Black -> I feel like Stan and Tolkein have this rocky relationship in general. Tolkein would be loyal to his captain but also has morals of his own.

Polites: Butters Stotch -> he’s that one comfort character that dies at the very start (does this make OdyPoli Stutters (Stan x butters) 🤔)

Posideon: Craig Tucker (Polyphemus and the sheep are like his Guinea pigs lmao 😭) -> I REALLY REALLY wanted Creek to be in this au but I cannot for the life of me fit them in anywhere. One of my very lovely mutuals and fellow spxepic fans recommended Craig as Posideon and the sheep as Guinea pigs (which is genius and I love btw) but then tweek as Polyphemus would be odd considering he’s Craig’s child. Polyphemus and his siblings are just giant Guinea pigs in this for now 😭

Calypso: Leslie Myers -> who better than her to be the manipulator and emotional torturer?

Tiresias (the prophet): Micheal (I just found out he doesn’t have a last name what) -> Tweek actually had this role first but Micheal honestly gives off emo dead prophet vibes.

Circe: Red McArthur OR Henrietta Biggle -> they both give off witchy girlboss vibes but im not sure which one of them would resort to lust for persuasion

Aeolus: Heidi Turner (?) OR Nichole Daniels -> I’m purely unsure of this because I also want to cast Heidi as Hera and Nichole would be a stand in (don’t get me wrong I love Nichole)

Zeus: Eric Cartman -> um. egotistical, sadistic maniac? Who does that sound like? I also like to make this epic au also a stick of truth au so Cartman is currently so powerful only because he currently possesses the stick.

Aphrodite: Bebe Stevens -> she was originally Circe and I still think she’d fit her pretty well too but I needed an Aphrodite and Ares stand in ship and Clybe was the only one that would fit

Ares: Clyde Donovan, for the shits and giggles 😭 -> I literally giggle every time I think of this casting because Clyde the crybaby as Ares is hilarious. He literally only got this role cause of Bebe. But they are both arrogant so in works in that way I guess??

Hephaestus: Christophe the Mole -> passionate weapon master who is all about loyalty and war? Christophe.

Apollo: Jimmy Valmer -> we HAVE to give the role of music god to our local favourite bard

Hera: I was going to cast Heidi here too because Zeus as Cartman and Heidi as Hera and her part in God Games would fit PERFECTLY

Antinous: either Damien or Trent Boyett 😕 -> I needed angry characters that want power and these two are what I’ve got

so yes!!! This is my official unofficial South Park epic casting 😋

I also have an alternative k2 au with Kyle as Odysseus instead but I guess this one is like my MAIN headcanon/casting

I would LOVE to hear your opinions and casting (along with anyone else who’s interested :>)

Thank you so much for this ask and feel free to spam my inbox whenever!! 👍🙌

(this is so goddamn long omfg)

[sunny6677]

The second option is cuz I imagine Christopher obviously doesn't know Ody is Telemachus' dad during 'Odysseus'—so seeing Odysseus act all aggressive and kill a bunch of suitors, he gets worried for Telemachus, drags him away, and possibly tries striking Ody with his sword himself. Which leads to them maybe fighting a bit? Ody probably injures him in some way due to thinking he might be another suitor, but stops when Telemachus makes him. Telemachus bandages Christopher up, and THEN that leads to I Can't Help But Wonder. Either that, or if Odysseus was actually watching while Telemachus & Christopher were fighting the suitors, he did recognize Christopher was probably just working with Telemachus—so he didn't go after him. Depends on which one you think is best. I'll have to decide lol—

[sunny6677]

New thing about Christopher:

Christopher always has strangely wholesome dreams (though he does occasionally have nightmares due to Agis every now and then), and also sleep-talks sometimes. So Telemachus usually gets to hear Christopher mumbling something about picking berries with Hermes in hs sleep, or something about splashing in the water at the beach with Telemachus, etc etc. And Christopher always sounds a lot more emotive in his sleep strangely enough. So Telemachus enjoys listening to what he says in his sleep (as does Hermes or anyone else who personally knows Christopher if they get the chance to hear anything at all).

For example:

Christopher, in his sleep: "Hermes, you promised you'd go with me.. there's berries inside that forest.."

Telemachus: "..what?"

Christopher: "..there's berries. You said you'd pick some with me."

Telemachus, realizing what's happening: "..heh.. I did?"

Christopher, turning in his sleep: "Yeah.. we gotta pick them. And then we can go give them to Telemachus after we make something with them. C'mon.."

Telemachus, giggling: "..okay. Haha.. let's go then."

(Also Christopher canonically really likes berries now, just cuz I think it'd be a fun little quirk/silly)

[sunny6677]

Telemachus crushing on Christopher doodle page!!

[sunny6677]

Some of these are references to Odypen memes I saw lmao—

[sunny6677]

By the last one, I mean Christopher is so grateful for Telemachus' help that he tells Telemachus that he'll take him to different places to explore, so they can keep adventuring together, and so they can both enjoy their life discovering new things—