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you are pitting Jesus and Santa Claus against each other. I am acknowledging Santa as both a mythic symbol of Christ and a cultural legend based upon a real man whose faithfulness to Christ was used by God to grant common grace not just to the people of Myra but throughout the entire world. we are not the same.
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orcelito · 9 months
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Ok. Real question. How many people Actually have believed in Santa? Bc I never did, mostly bc my dad never bothered with the entire pretense, so the whole concept is just. Really fucking strange to me
Putting an actual poll bc I feel like I'm losing my mind a bit thinking about how apparently widespread it is. Like. It's just so... weird? Why is this the thing people have popularized? It makes no sense.
#speculation nation#polls#like ok my dad's an atheist raised by jewish parents so xmas has never really been a religious sort of holiday to me#we celebrate it bc it's fun to give gifts and spend time with family#but that's... it.#all the lore and mythos of xmas is just so weird to me#like baby jesus etc etc but now here comes saint nicholas with the steel chair! (breaking into your house to eat your cookies#and leave presents Only for the rich kids! why only the rich ones? uhmmm Dont worry about it!)#genuinely speaking my dad's worked at ups my whole life so growing up he'd say he (and the rest of his coworkers) were the real santas#said as a joke mostly bc theyre the ones Actually delivering the packages#but i took it to heart. told people at school that my dad was the Real santa.#no one believed me lol which i found quite frustrating.#but yeah i have never once in my entire life believed in Santa#and im content with that. it seems like such a stupid thing i will be honest.#'what about the magic of christmas' what about the poor kids who dont get gifts & feel abandoned by this all-powerful man?#in fact why do we Want kids to not think it's their parents giving gifts? they cant thank the right people if we trick them.#it's a convoluted setup that makes absolutely 0 sense to me#trust me christmas had more than enough 'magic' for me as a kid just bc of all the cool lights and all the free gifts#dont need some mythological man who can travel the globe in one night and is a professional in B&E#makes no sense for Real.#there was a time with my ex step siblings where me n my sister were told not to spoil the fun for them#so i had to pretend like santa existed as they opened presents marked from him#and even back then i was just thinking 'this is So Dumb'#this is an anti santa zone i guess. me and myself hate the popularized version of this strange strange belief system.
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dougielombax · 10 months
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Oh god no.
It’s happening again.
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This was for a Secret Santa. Sadly can't remember who ran it or who this was for. (Their account is gone.)
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make-broken-extinct · 4 months
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It's be-gein-ing to look a lot like Christmas~ That's right folks, it's that time of the year again! With Christmas right around the corner, we're going to be decking our halls with holiday deals and yuletide discounts that would make ol' Saint Nick himself blush! And speaking of "making ol' Saint Nick",
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eonars · 10 months
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my dad just now found out about elf on the shelf and he's asking why it hasn't been made illegal
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creaturesandcuties · 11 months
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mythosblogging · 2 years
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Winter is a time of darkening nights, colder days and gloomy skies. Despite the weather, there are still plenty of folkloric figures out and about. Though some bring cheer and gifts to brighten up the winter, others are there to make it worst – bringing threats of coal, kidnapping and even bodily harm to make sure that people are behaving themselves over the winter period.
Grýla
The Icelandic giantess Grýla lives in a cave in the mountains with her lazy husband, Leppalúði. Predating Christmas, she is said to come down from the mountains during midwinter and Yule to snatch up disobedient children. She carries them home in her sack, killing them and cooking them up for dinner.
For a malicious harbinger of winter, Grýla is an unusually social creature. In addition to her husband, she has thirteen sons, each happy to cause mischief and – in modern interpretations – leave treats out for children. On different days during December, households are visited by a different son – each named for the type of mischief he causes, whether that’s stealing milk, harassing sheep or stealing food.
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amaritheartist · 6 months
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Trying to sing Cassilda's Song without actually knowing the melody is proving quite difficult...
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kmalexander · 10 months
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The 10th Annual 2023 Cosmic Horror Holiday Gift Guide
Greetings, fellow seekers of the arcane, the anomalous, and peculiar; we stand at the threshold of a festive season of celebration, congregation, and camaraderie. But to get there, we must pass through this most ominous of occasions, the bleakest of breaks. Once more, we are ensnared in a carnival of capitalist debauchery. I speak, of course, of Black Friday—the darkest of Western observances.…
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env0 · 2 years
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Violent Night was a genuinely heartfelt and feel good Christmas movie about believing in magic that took itself seriously the entire length.
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thewildwoodpigeon · 2 years
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Alright but the new series of mm is definitely the scariest one. What if the mystery flesh park was the entirety of America and it was awake?
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dougielombax · 9 months
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Make sure to leave something out for Cthonaut A tonight.
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At the very least.
He’s been very busy of late.
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Especially at this time of year.
And don’t ask him any stupid questions if you’re there when he does eventually show up.
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themagicfolf · 2 years
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A very Special Tree
Ever since I introduced my sister to The Monument Mythos we agreed to have the new Christmas tradition of watching ROCKEFELLER TREE TRAGEDY together Merry Christmas
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wpmorse · 2 years
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Little Things
It’s always a good idea to keep an eye on the little things in your plan. That way they’re less likely to add up and push things off the rails. Having said that, you really shouldn’t turn your back on Bert like that, Peaseblossom.
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prokopetz · 10 months
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Level 1: Characters in a fantastical setting with no clear analogue of any real-world culture or religion celebrate Christmas; the implications of this are never examined
Level 2: Characters in a fantastical setting celebrate a secular, non-denominational mid-winter holiday which just coincidentally involves many of the same rituals and observances as Christmas
Level 3: Characters in a fantastical setting celebrate a mid-winter holiday commemorating an invented folk-hero whose mythos furnishes elaborate alternative explanations for various Christmas observances
Level 4: Characters in a fantastical setting celebrate Christmas because in spite of the setting's history otherwise bearing no resemblance to that of Earth, for some reason Catholicism still exists
Level 5: Whatever C S Lewis was on
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