#christineedaaee

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IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

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i miss inside job so much like what the fuck it’s such a good show why did they cancel it

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sleepover!

pairing : young! miguel o hara x young! reader (they’re besties.)

tags : fluff, sleepover, miguel has braces 🗣️, stalking your smelly ex on instagram and making a sticker out of his face, miniature pillow fight

summary : sleepover with 15 year old bestie miguel

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“no, no… click onto his account-“ he says quietly, trying not to wake his parents as you two giggle.

you click onto his account, and the two of you immediately start cackling.

he hits you mid laughing as he tries to muffle his laughs with a pillow.

“girl he looks like an ape!!” miguel wheezes, covering his mouth.

“stop he looked even worse when i was with him-“

“YOU WERE WITH HIM?!” he whisper-shouts in disbelief,

“nah girl, no way.” he giggles, screenshotting his post and opening snapchat, making a sticker out of his face.

you two giggle as you make your ex’s stickered face bigger and smaller. it’s that time of the sleepover when EVERYTHING is funny.

“did you seriously miss that part when i was with him?” you whisper.

“girl i was in mexico, i was NOT calling your ass.” he jokes playfully. he was in mexico though, and he was not calling your ass. he had more important things to do, like play smash or pass with the people by the pool.

“mhm, too preoccupied scoping out the milfs on the beach..” you mumble jokingly.

he slowly turns his head to you, his eye twitching.

“milf spotting is very important, mind you.” he whispers playfully.

“mhm, sure..”

“like you’re not saying ‘he’s beekeeping age’ to my own father.” he nudges, letting out a giggle.

“leave my future husband out of this..” you joke.

“leave my father out of this, you deranged psycho..” he whispers, giving you the most EVIL side eye.

“girl don’t side eye me.” you give him a side eye back.

“i’ll side eye you all i want.. cheeky bitch.” he whispers.

you whack the shit out of him with a pillow.

“OW!-“ he whisper yells, “i got my braces tightened literally yesterday you cunt!!!” he whispers, his hand coming up to his jaw.

“oh, call an ambulance.”

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reagan w a gf who’s a hella good hacker mayhaps?

its about time i get around to the shite in my inbox

-she'll come to u asking to doxx this 8 year old because she lost in fashion famous on roblox

like in TEARS

"___, i didn't win-" sniffle sniffle, and in the next sentence she'd hand you her crusty smashed to bits ipad and say,

"please get their address :("

-sometimes when shes out your car just pulls up beside her and shes like

"what the fuck how did you get my exact location..."

shes a bit forgetful

-hacking in to leak j.r's dick pics on twitter (or X now.. grumble grumble) is a daily occurrence

"EWW WHAT THE FUCK... THAT'S DISGUSTING... LEAK THAT SHIT!!"

-you both accidentally found rand on discord and found out he has so many discord kittens,

" 'kitten come back online, daddy is angy'...?" (said with shock and horror)

"yeah, i can see why you don't like your father that much pookie"

-consists of accidentally live streaming the just dance version of disturbia and rock lobster because apparently its reagans "roman empire"

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i’ve always wondered. what kind of person do you think reagan would be attracted to?

personally, i think she’d be attracted to like… a kind of chilled laidback person? someone she could chill on the couch binge watching grey’s anatomy with while ingesting diabetes for a whole day

like i don’t think she’d be up for going out a whole lot, maybe once every… 3 months… and that’s it her social battery is gone then

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if i took a shot for everytime someone with “mdni” interacted with my account i’d be blackout drunk

not that i drink but you get the memo