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hannyoontify · 1 day ago

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warnings | lots of marriage talk, utah mom/white christian fall girl aesthetic slander

[16:40] ��i’m gonna marry the fuck out of you one day.”

jeonghan’s abrupt and out of pocket statement catches you off guard and you snort loudly. “okay, casanova. why don’t you actually try asking me out on a proper date first.”

your best friend stuffs his mouth with another spoonful of the lasagna you just made him.

“i’m being serious. if your cooking is this good every single day, i might have to marry you. how does a june wedding sound?”

you placed a finger on your chin, pretending to ponder the endless possibilities of seasonal weddings as you stood behind the kitchen counter. your apron was tied snugly around your waist and your cheeks were still warm from the heat of the stove you had just been using.

“i’ve always been a fall person rather than summer…” you saw jeonghan’s eyes shine with an indecipherable glint.

“no…. baby….. please don’t tell me you’re into the white utah mom aesthetic,” he paused, then continued after a small gasp. “or the white christian fall girl aesthetic? ohhh god, i’m marrying a fiend.”

you burst into laughter when jeonghan buried his head in his hands as if he had just received news that his favorite cranberry sprite was to be permanently discontinued.

“i never said yes, loser. wouldn’t my opinion matter concerning my own wedding?” you approached jeonghan, untying your apron as you went. he leaned against the island, pressing his empty spoon against his lips as his eyes intently watched you move across the room.

“okay, then what about a september wedding? too early?”

you swatted jeonghan’s side with the wadded up apron you had in hand as you walked past him. “you’re getting way too ahead of yourself, han.”

he shot you an offended look, his jaw dropping and his eyes blown wide, as if you had accused him of murdering baby kittens. “way ahead of myself? why, you don’t wanna marry me?”

“aren’t there a million things for you to do before even considering putting a ring on my finger?” your tone was light and you were speaking in a joking manner, but some part of you wished jeonghan seriously considered you as more than just a friend. you knew this was all just a joke to him. this was just his way of playing with you. “besides, how are you so sure of yourself?”

“hm? what do you mean?” jeonghan slipped his arm around your waist, strong enough to stop you in your tracks but gentle enough for you to push past him if you really wanted to.

you didn’t. so you stayed in place, trying your best to ignore the warmth of his arm against the thin fabric of his your shirt.

jeonghan gazed at you with a serious look in his eyes—a sight rarer than him not stealing your fries to see if ‘they tasted good enough for you.’

“i mean…” your tongue darted out to nervously lick your lips. “how are you so sure of yourself? what makes you think i’ll say yes?”

he shrugged. as he did, a piece of hair shifted and fell onto his forehead and your fingers itched to put it back to place. “i’m the only one you’ve got.”

your mouth dropped open in almost offense. “did you just call me bitchless?”

he quirked a brow at you. “if the boot fits.”

you could see that jeonghan was clearly enjoying himself with the way the corner of his lips danced and struggled to stay neutral as his eyes studied yours.

“you’re being mean…” you mumbled. jeonghan silently laughed as he watched you pout, his shoulders shaking. when he finally stopped, jeonghan looked at you with an unreadable look in his eyes.

“and you’re being clueless.”

“you’re being—! huh?” you paused mid-sentence, confused as to what your best friend meant by calling you clueless. “what do you mean clueless?”

jeonghan stepped forward, causing you to stagger backwards. one foot after another, this slow chasing movement continued until your back was pressed against the marble counter of the kitchen and his arms were caging you on either side of you.

“what do you think it means?” when you didn’t respond, jeonghan pressed you further. there was a teasing lilt in his voice that told you he was enjoying this. “what do you think it could possibly mean, [name], hm?”

your eyes drifted to jeonghan’s lips for a split second. it wasn’t your fault! he was standing inches away from you and it was like his lips were screaming for your attention. you swore it was for a split of a split second, but jeonghan, that little shit, somehow caught that. he smiled and stepped a little closer.

“my lips are flattered by the attention, but they’re starting to feel a bit objectified. care to apologize?”

a wave of heat crept up your neck, painting your ears red at the notion of getting caught staring. “s-“

“mm. too late,” jeonghan pressed his finger against your lips, as if to shush you. “they’ll only settle if you give them one thing. or else you’re going to be contacted by their lawyer.”

“oh, really? what could the settlement be?” crossing your arms over your chest, you watched jeonghan as he playfully rubbed his chin with his fingers in consideration.

“i think you already know,” jeonghan shot you a knowing look. “don’t make me bring patricia and have her say it.”

patricia was the hand puppet he invented back in high school when he wanted to convince you to do something stupid with him, like skipping class. or jumping over the school wall and spraining his ankle.

“lord, have mercy.” you muttered breathlessly.

jeonghan barked out a short laugh before grabbing you by the waist, tugging you closer. his eyes never left yours. “you have no idea how long i’ve been waiting for this.”

as your lips finally met jeonghan’s, after years and years of pining, it was everything you imagined and more. your fingers gripped your best friend—now lover’s shirt tightly when he pulled away with a bright smile on his face. jeonghan’s forehead rested on yours and he pressed a soft kiss on the tip of your nose.

“i’m going to marry the fuck out of you one day.”

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thesupreme316 · 1 year ago

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Aew reacts to you falling asleep in most random places or falling asleep on them

You can choose either one

Orange Cassidy x Fem!Reader, MJF x Fem!Reader, Kenny Omega x Fem!Reader, Hook x Fem!Reader, Eddie Kingston x Fem!Reader, Ricky Starks x Fem!Reader, Christian Cage x Fem!Reader nick Wayne x fem

AEW STARS React to: You Falling Asleep in Random Places/On Them

Pairings: Orange Cassidy x Fem!Reader, MJF x Fem!Reader, Kenny Omega x Fem!Reader, Hook x Fem!Reader, Eddie Kingston x Fem!Reader, Ricky Starks x Fem!Reader, Christian Cage x Fem!Reader, Nick Wayne x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 937

Supreme Speaks: hey yall, i'm keeping my promise. Hopefully this is the start of making up for lost time, sorry for being away. I miss writing tbh. But antiways, thanks for being patient. NOW BACK TO MY SCHEMES. Plz remember that you are loved and appriecated.

Taglist: @hooks-martin @sheinthatfandom @triscillal @cassie0sstuff @eddie-kingstons-wifey @hookerforhook @batzy-watzy @wwenhlimagines

Warnings: slightly proofread, failed comedy, GIFS AINT MINE AGAIN GIFS AINT MINE (rights are to the original creators)

Orange Cassidy (Random place):

He’s not fazed

Homeboy is impressed that you can fall asleep anywhere

In fact, he joins you

He has seen you in every random place in the house

Bathroom, linen closet, the kitchen, and how you fell asleep on the steps of the porch??

He’ll never know

It’s a regular occurrence to play “Where’s Y/N?”

One time Trent and Kris came over and saw the two of you sleeping on the porch steps

He just left a sign beside y’all that said “come back later”

After your neighbor called the police for a wellness check

MJF (Random Place/On them):

He thought you were joking when you said you can sleep anywhere

But was genuinely concerned about how you fell asleep in the laundry room

Makes fun of you on Twitter and uses your pictures to describe other people’s matches

If you fell asleep on him, he would melt

I think he would show off that his S/O is sleeping on him with a smirk

Would yell at someone for disturbing you and would blame the other person for you waking up

“No babe, it was Adam’s dumbass voice that woke you up, not me.”

Will bring you closer if you move in your sleep

But make no mistake, if his cat falls asleep on him, you’re sleeping on the floor

Hook (On them):

I can see this man being stiff as a log when you fall asleep on him

Strokes your hair to keep you calm

Doesn’t eat chips for fear that they will awake you

He woke you up once…and that was enough for him

Only answer his friends if they’re asking yes or no questions (will only nod)

Drapes a blanket over you if you don’t have his hoodie on

Eventually, he will fall asleep with you

But he quickly moves to sleep next to you cause you a wild sleeper

One time you were boxing him in your sleep…and won…

Eddie Kingston (Random Place/On them):

Mans would try out your random sleeping places before waking up and crawling back in the bed

“I don’t know how lil mama does it…that shit hurt.”

However, he made a ranking list and the best place is the dining room floor

Finds it funny yet very disciplining, might use it as a punishment for when he misses workout sessions

Will carry you to bed with him cause again….he aint doin that shit

When you fall asleep on him, he just becomes a big ole teddy bear

If he needs to argue or tell someone off, he’ll whisper yell

Will make sure that you are warm by wrapping his hoodie over you

Once you’re asleep, Eddie will never move you or himself

Ricky Starks (On them):

I feel like as long as you don’t drool you’re fine

Or leave makeup on his shirt

If you do, you won’t hear anything about it until you wake up

“I love you babe, but next time, there will be a paper towel barrier.”

Tbh, depending on how tired he is, Ricky will fall asleep on top of you

I can see him just talking you to sleep per your request

Even after you fall asleep, Ricky still be talking cause why not

Like those above, he will scold people if they disturb you

Will put your phone on dnd

Kenny Omega (Random place/weird positions):

At first, cause he couldn’t find you, he would be in distress

He would look in every single bedroom or cushion-based location

Would feel better once he finds you in the bathroom tub (cause he heard your snoring)

I think Kenny would catch on to your locations very quickly

But if you find a new one, he’ll add it to your location list

Knowing Kenny, he would make this into a bit on Being The Elite (BTE)

Like every time there is a fight or argument, you are seen sleeping in a weird position (like back twisting or somethin)

“Y/N sleeping so we have to fight in slo-mo”

Christian Cage (On them):

MANS WOULD FEEL SO PROUD AND POWERFUL

He would feel so happy that you feel comfortable enough for you to fall asleep on him

Anytime you get sleepy, it doesn’t matter where you are, he will offer his shoulder or chest as a pillow

Places kisses on your forehead while your sleep

He moves a lot tho, not on purpose

But you quickly got use to it and would snuggle closer to him

Would use you sleeping as an excuse not to fight

“You better be lucky that Y/N is sleeping or I- wait, I don’t need to fight anyways. Luchasuarus, get him.”

Nick Wayne (Random place):

I am 100 percent certain that this man is easily influenced

Therefore

He will follow suit with your weird sleeping habits

If he sees you sleeping, he sleeping too so move over

Like Cassidy, he would actually like the random sleeping places

He would fall asleep anywhere

I feel like when’s he stressed, he would just sleep in a random place…even if he’s at work

Christian and Luchasuarus would be like where is Nick

And Nick would be asleep on a ladder

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multi-fandom-things730 · 1 year ago

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Past Mistakes

Christian Cage x Reader

Summary: Y/N debuts in AEW with her brother Adam Copeland, and is reunited with a face from her past.

Warnings: CHRISTIAN CAGE, angst, violence, fights, cussing, arguing, a whole lot of drama

A/N: I PROMISE I AM NOT A CHRISTIAN GIRLIE. This is for @madhatterbri 😂😅❤️ I hope you love it!!!!!!!!!🥰💛✨

"Are you sure you're ready to see him?"

Y/N let out a nervous laugh, before shaking her head. "No, I'm not. But I'm gonna do it anyway"

Adam Copeland, her brother, sent her a sympathetic smile and pulled her into a side hug. "Then let's get going"

Y/N laughed as she sat down in the muscle car Adam had rented. It was very dramatic, which was perfect for her brother.

Adam slammed on the gas with a childish laugh as they headed towards the arena housing Wrestledream.

Y/N's mind wandered as she watched the city pass by so quickly in a blur.

That's how she would describe her relationship with Christian too. It went by too quickly, and felt like a blur.

A blur of so many different emotions.

Heartbreak, anger, sadness; but also a lot of love and happiness.

Almost enough love to outweigh the pain.

They had always been together, practically inseparable, while both working for WWE.

But when he decided not to renew his contract, he also decided to leave Y/N.

He said he didn't believe a long-distance relationship would be able to work, and that he needed to put his focus solely on his career.

Just like that, it was like all those years didn't matter to him at all. He didn't even attempt to try; attempt to fight for them.

Y/N was really sad for a really long time. She wholeheartedly believed that Christian would be the man she grew old with.

The entire picture she had painted for her future, their future, was set aflame by Christian's own damn selfishness.

And when she came to that realization she wasn't sad anymore; she was just pissed off.

But now years later, once faced with seeing him again, she felt just like she did on the day he left.

She felt weak and vulnerable.

But she'd never let it show. As she walked into the building with her brother at her side, you'd think she was the most confident woman in the city.

As they got to the guerrilla, they heard the video end, and Adam gave his sister one last squeeze on the shoulder before his music hit and he ran out.

Y/N smiled as she heard the fans losing their minds over Adam's debut. And when she looked at a monitor she couldn't help but laugh at how excited her brother was too.

But as Christian retreated, and ran away to what he thought was the safety of the ramp, another song hit.

And that one made him feel sick to his stomach.

He barely brought himself to turn around before she was walking out with the same smile he fell in love with plastered on her face.

He was glad she got the pop from the fans she deserved, and he was glad that she looked happy.

However, he was not thrilled about her signature kendo stick she was carrying out with her.

But when Luchasauras passed him, and started to approach Y/N, he felt an all too familiar sense of protectiveness wash over him.

"Luchasauras! No!" He demanded.

But when Luchasauras tried to take the kendo stick from Y/N, Christian was reminded of why she never really needed his protection.

She cracked Luchasauras right in the ribs and made him stumble backward, gripping his side in pain. And then Y/N raised the kendo stick all the way up before slamming it down onto his back. Luchasauras fell to the ground, and Christian couldn't help but be proud of her for being able to take Luchasauras down.

Y/N finally looked over at Christian, and was surprised to see him just standing still in shock. She thought he'd be livid, and screaming and yelling.

But she just brushed past him and made her way to join her brother in the ring.

Adam was staring Christian down, while Christian was still frozen in place.

Y/N took her place to her brother's side, and rested her kendo stick on her shoulder with a taunting smirk as she stared down Luchasauras.

Y/N caught Christian's gaze again, and exactly what she was afraid of happened.

He looked so sad, and she could feel all the walls she had worked so hard to build begin to crumble.

So she forced herself to look away from him, and turned to shake hands with Sting and Darby.

But she could still feel Christian's eyes on her, and little did she know it was only the beginning of that.

"Y/N?"

The woman in question froze in place when she heard Christian say her name.

She cursed herself in her head; she was so close to the locker room. Why hadn't she walked just a little faster?

"Y/N, just talk to me for one second" Christian said, and grabbed her arm to turn her to face him.

The two stared at each other for a moment, and in those few seconds, they felt like nothing had changed. They felt like they did all those years ago.

Y/N tore her eyes away from his and looked at the wall. How the hell had these stupid feelings not gone away yet?! After everything that happened, they should be long gone.

"What do you want Christian?" Y/N asked.

"To talk to you" he answers, giving her arm a light squeeze.

Y/N yanked her arm away from him and took a few steps back. "I have nothing to say to you"

"But I have a lot to say to you" Christian replies. "I know we didn't end on good terms but-"

"Not on good terms?!" Y/N exclaims incredulously. "Is that what you've told yourself all these years to make yourself feel better?! You told me, and I quote, that you had way more important things to focus on than our relationship"

"Fine, I know I'm a jerk Y/N" Christian relents. "But you always knew it too. I never hid it"

Y/N scoffs. "You're right. I did know it. I was stupid enough to give you a chance before, and you let me down. So now, I'm not gonna let you do it again"

"I know there's a lot I need to do to show you that I'm sorry. But just think about how amazing it would be if you joined me! We would dominate this entire company"

Y/N lets out a humorless laugh. "Glad to know you always have an ulterior motive behind everything. Even apologizing to me"

"I know you Y/N" Christian insists. "You may come across as Adam's sweet little sister, but we both know that you have a mean streak inside of you. You like to be on top, and we all know that no one could beat you and me"

Y/N quirks an eyebrow. "Just you and me?"

"Obviously" Christian smirks. "You think I give a damn about anyone but myself and you? Absolutely not. But it's nice to have a.. layer of protection"

"Nick and Luchasauras?" Y/N asks.

"Of course" Christian answers.

Y/N has to stop and think for a moment. She loves her brother very much, and respects Sting and Darby. But Christian did always know her best, and it's true that she indeed likes to be the best.

"You've never let that side out of you before, don't you think it's time? Isn't it time to take what you want instead of waiting patiently? Adam's gone soft, and we both know it. He's a rule follower now. But we both know that neither you nor I am"

"You don't know me anymore" Y/N breathes out.

But Christian just takes a step towards Y/N, and grabs her waist before pulling her against him.

He rests his forehead against hers, and Y/N makes no move to stop him as she places her hands on his shoulders.

"Don't I? I think I know you better than anyone else here" Christian says, looking right into her eyes.

Y/N stares at him, before letting a smirk of her own grow on her face. "You do know I don't forgive you yet, right?"

"You will soon" Christian smirks.

With that, Y/N brushes her lips against his, but right when Christian closes his eyes and leans in, she pulls away from him. "You wish it was that easy"

Christian couldn't help but chuckle as she walked away from him, because he knew that she'd accept. And he knew that the entire roster would be in danger once she did.

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bullet-clubs-bitch · 7 months ago

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Can i request a NSFW hc of Christian Cage's kinks?

Christian Cage's Kinks (Headcannons)

An: I already made a NSFW alphabet that includes his kinks (where you can find HERE) So for this I just thought I would include his kinks from that but explain exactly what those kinks mean

Christian Cage Masterlist Main Masterlist NSFW Alphabet Masterlist

Warnings: NSFW content 18+

Daddy kink/ Dd/lg: This one's kinda self explanatory (if you know what I mean) I mean he does have a thing for fatherless wrestlers 🤷🏼‍♀️

Breeding kink: This man is obsessed with the idea of knocking you up. He loves the sight of his seed pouring out of you. All he wants is to get you pregnant and show you off like a trophy. He get's off on what people would say about the two of you, how an older man like himself knocked up his controversialy young girlfriend.

Pregnancy kink: Once you are pregnant he can't get enough of you. The way your breasts grow and lactate has this man foaming at the mouth. There is something about the way you glow during your pregnancy that has this man on his knees for you. He's so facinated at watching your body change during pregnancy. He can't wait to meet your little angel and of course knock you up again.

Overstimulation: He loves to absolutely destroy you just so he can put you back together again. He loves to make you cry underneath him but in the most loving way possible. (if that even makes sense) After he fucks you into oblivion he will hold you close and kiss away your tears.

Orgasm control/ orgasm denial/ forced orgasm: Ties into overstimulation, he will be rough and ruthless with you just to spoil the shit out of you afterwards. "You did so good baby, I'm so pround of you" He knows he can be mean so he makes sure to make it up to you later. He's big on aftercare just so he can destroy you again once you're back in reality.

Spanking: This one's pretty self explanatory. (Ties into the daddy kink and dd/lg) It's simple if you've dissipointed him or have been bad you get a spanking. Sometimes you will mess with him on purpose just to be punished for it later. He's traditional with it too, he won't use anything fancy like a paddle. He will have you over his knee with your dress over your head, spanking you with his bare rough hand.

Cock warming: This man just loves to be in you 24/7. He can't get enough of you. He loves how close the two of you are. Whenever he can, he wants to be in you. Whether that's while watching tv, while you work on your computer, while you sleep or out in public. He loves the warmth you provide, he just can't get enough of the feeling of you around him.

Creampie: (ties into the breeding kink) He just can't get enough of the mess the two of you make together

(AN:I also wanted to put in here that I personally think dd/lg is gross but I have a feeling Christian would be into it. Due to that I will not be writing any fics around anything like that!)

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posttexasstressdisorder · 3 months ago

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Caller asks if Trump will reveal himself as the Antichrist — many believe he already has

Thom Hartmann

September 10, 2024 2:17PM ET

A supporter of former President Donald Trump wears a pro-Trump t-shirt at a Trump campaign rally at an outdoor fairgrounds, April 13, 2024 in Schnecksville, Pa. (Photo by Andrew Lichtenstein/Corbis via Getty Images)

A listener called into my program recently and asked, “Is Donald Trump the Antichrist and, if so, will he reveal himself at the debate?”

I passed on drawing a conclusion, but then the lines lit up with a steady stream of people over the next few hours offering their “proofs” that Trump was, in fact, the Evil One come to ravage the Earth. That he’s a literal and iniquitous thaumaturge. My first caller clearly hit a nerve.

It’s a fascinating question, though, whether put literally or metaphorically.

Asking the question literally requires a belief in the actual reality of a Son-of-God Christ figure and of an Antichrist opponent of nearly equal but opposite power. This sort of thing fills the Bible, and I’ll get to that in a moment.

But first consider the question from the secular perspective, which argues these two terms represent, at their core, metaphors for the embodiment of good and evil.

In this context, then, a more accurate question is: “Is Donald Trump evil, and thus an antichrist?”

In The Sermon on the Mount, Jesus spoke in the plural when he predicted “false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravening wolves.”

After warning that grifters and con artists (in secular terms)would try to exploit His followers, He said, “by their fruits ye shall know them.”

Trump’s “fruits” are pretty obvious:

More than twenty women have accused him of rape and sexual assault.

Hundreds of contractors, customers and employees have accused him of stealing from them or refusing to pay them (or both), as have members of his own family

Throughout his presidency, he lied over 30,000 times and continues to lie daily

He pits Americans against each other by race, religion, and region in an effort to tear our country apart and thus weaken opposition to his authoritarian rule

He openly encouraged violence against unarmed people at multiple rallies and encouraged state violence at a speech to chiefs of police; most recently he encouraged an assault on members of the press

He tried to overthrow and end our democracy

He embraced depraved, ungodly murderers, kleptocrats, and “strongman” rulers while ridiculing western democracies and their elected leaders

He tried to damage or dismantle political and military systems designed to keep peace in the world, including the UN, NATO, and the Iran JCPOA

He reaches out to Jesus’s followers and then directs them toward bigotry, violence, and hatred

As an object of admiration and a role model, he’s replaced Jesus in many white evangelical congregations

He delighted in tearing children from their parents and putting them in cages

He tried to end Americans’ access to lifesaving medical care by killing Obamacare and privatizing Medicare

He watched on TV, like a delighted child, as his followers killed three police officers, sent 140 others to the hospital, and tried to murder the Vice President and Speaker of the House

He lied about Covid (after disclosing the truth to Bob Woodward), causing more disease and deaths in America than any other nation in the world except Peru

The main reason many Christians freak out about an antichrist is that following him will get you banned from heaven or even cast into hell.

But what did Jesus — the guy Trump’s white evangelical followers claim as their savior — say was necessary to get into heaven?

Back in 1998 I had a private audience with Pope John Paul II at his invitation; one of his personal secretaries had read one of my books. He gave Louise and me a private tour of many non-public parts of the Vatican and, the next day, we sat through an open-air concert with Pope John Paul II and about 30 VIPs, including the leader of Germany’s Bundestag, for more than an hour, surrounded by the splendor of Castel Gandolfo, the Pope’s summer palace on the rim of an extinct volcano overlooking lake Albano.

When we spoke privately after the concert, His Holiness’s forceful comments about the work we all must do reminded me of Jesus’ words in Matthew 25. It’s an amazing 2,000 year-old story that tells us everything we need to know about today’s “Christian” politics:

Jesus’ disciples had gathered around him in a private and intimate setting.

Finally, they thought, they could ask him, straight up, the question that had been haunting them, particularly now that the Roman authorities were starting to talk about punishing or even executing them: How they could be sure to hang out with Him in the afterlife?

Jesus told them that at the end of days He’d be sitting on His throne separating the sheep from the goats “as a shepherd divideth.”

The nations of “sheep” would go with Him to heaven, the “goats” to hell.

“For I was an hungred, and ye gave me food,” he told his disciples he would say to the sheep. “I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.”

At this point, His disciples — who had never, ever seen Jesus hungry, thirsty, homeless, sick, or naked — freaked out. Whoa! they shouted. We’re screwed!

“When saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee?” they asked, panicked. “Or thirsty, and gave thee drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? Or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?” “Verily I say unto you,” Jesus replied, reassuring them, “Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.”

This is the only place in the Bible where Jesus explicitly tells His disciples what acts they must perform, in their entirety, to get into heaven.

Feed the hungry, care for refugees, house and clothe the homeless, heal the sick, have compassion on those in prison.

That’s it.

And it’s a list that is quite literally the opposite of everything that Donald Trump advocates, stands for, and has done in his careers, both business and political.

While biblical scholars are split about who the actual “Beast” was that John referenced in his Revelation, many consider it to have been a then-politically-necessary cloaking of the identity of Roman Emperor Nero.

It was clearly a political figure, who represented the antithesis of the values and works Jesus laid out in the Sermon on the Mount and in Matthew 25.

A leader whose actions unleashed “a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.”

Caller after caller to my program offered their own proofs of Trump being the Beast or the Antichrist:

“MAGA” means “magic” or “sorcerer” in Latin and multiple other languages

His grandfather’s name when he emigrated to America to start a whorehouse in the Pacific Northwest was “Drumpf,” which he changed to Trump. John in German is “Johann.” Therefore, his “actual” name is Donald Johann Drumpf — each name having six letters. (Weirdly, the same is true of Ronald Wilson Reagan, the guy who laid the foundation for MAGA.)

He illegally armed the Saudis for their merciless bombing war against Yemen which had five million peoplefacing famine as the Saudi military blocked food arrivals.

His family owns 666 Fifth Avenue.

He fooled millions of evangelical followers of Jesus, just as the Beast is supposed to do.

He put his own red-hat MAGA mark on their foreheads.

He consorts with “whores” and “criminals.”

It was an interesting exercise and conversation, and I was surprised by how many people are actually religiously freaked out about Trump.

But for me, all the proof I need that Trump, if not the biblical Antichrist, is at least a political one, is what he says and does. And I’ll bet that tonight he will reveal himself, both as a disciple of the “Father of Lies,” and through his anti-Christ-type policies.

As Pope Francis today tells us, a man’s “fruits” show us all we need to know about who he really is.

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kuroshitsuji-igurisshu · 7 months ago

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G-fantasy April 2024

𖤐Hello everyone Kuronians𖤐

Today I would like to talk to you about this month's magazine where Yanuzza has brought this beautiful illustration on the cover. At first glance (even I thought so) it might seem like an uninteresting illustration, but if instead of looking at it we observe it, we can notice many interesting details.As I told you some time ago in the stories (IG), since the 15th anniversary the style of the illustrations has changed drastically so that there are two readings, which of course we also find here. On top of that, this illustration seems to be almost an anomaly considering that in 15 years, Yanuzza has never brought an illustration so "explicit" as to refer not only to the actual chapters but above all to the vibe of the work.

Starting by analysing Sebastian, we can see that his figure assumes a central role, in fact he is the first thing the eye rests on as he is the most imposing figure. Besides this motif, which already tells us a lot, it is interesting that he is not next to 'Ciel' but behind. He is not in a butler's position (butlers always stay a little behind their masters), rather he is anything but, as he is encompassing 'Ciel' to such an extent that the illustration becomes suffocating. Yanuzza has created a sort of private cage solely for 'Ciel' and, if you like, we can say that this pose of Sebastian's very much represents the figure of the guardian demon* (mind you, don't be fooled by the idyllic name) a figure actually present in Satanism.

The more I look at 'Ciel', the more I shiver at his tired posture. It is not simple tiredness, it is something deeper, like a stabbing pain in the chest that prevents you from breathing. This current state of his is intensified even more by the hunched position and, looking closely, you can see that although he is resting his chin on his little hand he occupies less space than expected, as if that tiredness (which personally seems more like depression to me) he does not want to show by withdrawing into himself, which he often does.Precisely for this reason, the other hand, the one holding the handle of the cup, is also very close to his body in an almost uncomfortable position, but one that allows him to 'shut himself in', especially because of the predominant figure of the demon invading his space.The space that Sebastian is occupying does not seem to be accidental, this because in proxemics it is called 'intimate space' a space that we only grant to a small circle of people (such as family) and yet, despite this, the demon hurls itself at him, enclosing him in a sort of prison emphasised by the arms that precisely encompass him, underlining once again the figure of the guardian demon. Moreover, the enclosed position of the human cub might also suggest fear or even discomfort at that inappropriate closeness.

In the first reading we can understand the peculiar as well as the obscure relationship between the two protagonists.

Among the most well-known meanings of the lily is that it represents purity and chastity, so much so that it is associated with the virgin Mary. As consistent as this may be (more or less, after all, kuro is not a Christian work), I do not think this is the main message Yanuzza wants to communicate to us. Besides that, the flower in question is often used in funerals, so much so that it has officially become Undertaker's flower. Speaking of the Undertaker... of Rich Black's illustration where the headless white horse token is seen, and considering that in this illustration Sebastian is not cutting the stem but the corolla, one would think that this could be the second warning for the Undertaker's imminent demise. After all, it was "Ciel" himself who revealed in the last chapter <this is the time for the revenge match> plus I'm pretty sure Seb is looking forward to clashing with the gravedigger considering what happened on the Campania.

Another very interesting element, in my opinion, is the scissors. Yanuzza could have drawn Seb with a knife being his favourite tool and yet, he drew a scissor. The latter, unlike the knife, has a different meaning: the knife kills; the scissors divides, separates. I wonder if this isn't a reference to the new season, to the fact that for the first time we had a clear separation with anime, so much so that you had to clarify the beginning of a new era by saying <the anime has nothing to do with me. My work, it's my manga> after all, the scissor puts an end to something, it breaks, and consequently creates a new order.

The most curious element is certainly the rose. I'll be honest, I haven't really understood what it is that he wants to communicate to us, also because I have the impression that in order to understand this element we need more information that we don't have at the moment.Having said that, the element of the red rose has always been more or less present in the work: in the cover of the manga there are brambles, Redmond seems to be the main bearer of this flower even if... a rather relevant character in my opinion could be Baron Kelvin, the very one who in the book of Circus revealed <the most beautiful roses are full of thorns> a phrase of ambiguous beauty that makes me think that he definitely knew more about Vincent. Maybe he'll come back to life? I'd love it, after all he was the only character who was entangled with the chaos of the cult and suspiciously was also an acquaintance of Vincent's.

This is not the first time that Yanuzza has included elements of Shakespeare in kuro, in fact, here I am attaching Shakespeare's poem entitled 'the fairest rose' where inside one can find some very interesting points that certainly refer to 'Ciel'. For the English poet, the rose is not just a flower, but a metaphor: the rose is always a rose, even if it should be called a table. So we are, and always will be, just ourselves, with all our strengths and faults. Perhaps with this sentence Yanuzza has tried to give importance to a child who has been neglected for far too long.

*If you are interested in learning more about the figure of the guardian demon, let me know in the comments!

If you are curious to see more of my posts, you can find me on IG as Kuroshiutsuji_itaru 😈

#black butler #ciel phantomhive #kuroshitsuji #sebastian michaelis #yana toboso #manga #twisted wonderland #black butler soma #illustration

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tomorrowusa · 8 months ago

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You can tell a lot about people by the company they keep.

Kanye West (AKA: Ye) had been a frequent visitor to the Trump White House and to Mar-a-Lago. A couple of years ago Kanye had dinner with Trump and Nazi Nick Fuentes.

KanYe has been a Hitler fanboy for years. Additional evidence of his devotion to Der Führer was revealed this week in court in California. Apparently he has his own Christian school called Donda Academy – which he runs like a Nazi.

In a text message to the former employee, Trevor Phillips, Ye compared himself to Hitler — “minus the gas chambers” — and appeared to simulate masturbation during a one-on-one meeting in a Southern California hotel room where the musician watched “The Batman” on mute, according to the 47-page suit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court. The suit accuses Ye, formerly known as Kanye West, of calling out Black people in a discriminatory manner and praising the Nazi leader, pushing employees to do renovations without permits and telling employees they could be fired for being "fat," the suit says. He temporarily stiffed workers after Adidas cut ties with the rapper over his antisemitic comments, when bank accounts at the rapper's clothing brand, Yeezy, had been frozen, the suit says.

Of course he's corrupt like his buddy Donald (source of the name "Donda"?).

Ye “gloated” to staff at Yeezy, his fashion brand, and Donda Academy, the rapper’s Los Angeles-area school, about using $2 million of the school’s budget for a trip to Paris, according to the suit.

You have to wonder about the sort of parents who would send their kids to a hellhole like Donda Academy. Thankfully, the "school" closed last year.

During a Sunday service at the school in May, in front of dozens of people, Ye angrily told Phillips he was fired over an apparent issue with a garden at the school, according to the suit. When a tearful Phillips told Ye that his daughter attended Donda and that he was grateful for the job because of a potentially serious medical condition, Ye allegedly responded with an expletive-laden “tantrum” in which the musician disparaged Phillips and his child, according to the suit. Ye then allegedly told Phillips: “I was going to punch you in the face.”

Trump stated that he want to be dictator on Day One and he hangs around with crazed Nazis. Don't say you haven't been warned.

#kanye west #ye #nazis #donda academy #antisemitism #yeezy #donald trump #dictator on day one #nick fuentes #republicans #the far right #lawsuit against kanye #trevor phillips #election 2024 #vote democratic to beat nazis #vote blue no matter who

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madhatterbri · 1 year ago

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Conducting Business | C.C.

Summary: Reader distracts Christian while he is conducting business. 18+.

"I'm home," you called out in the house after walking through the front door. You expected Christian to be waiting for you after being on the road with AEW. You walked towards his office.

The familiae voice of his boss, Tony, filled his office. You remained quiet and sat across from him. He sighed and muted himself. "Conducting business," he mouthed to you before rolling his blue eyes. He removed himself from mute and agreed with whatever his boss was droning on about.

Those words always ignited something in her. Something took control of you when those words fluttered off his lips. You slipped out of the chair and crawled towards him. Christian looked down in confusion. Your hands touched his knees and his legs jerked.

Slowly, your hands made their ways up his inner thighs and towards his groin. His breath hitched. He moved his hands to grab hers. His hands were about to push her away but his boss distracted him.

"Christian, are you even listening?" Tony asked. His voice sounded urgent like he was talking about the most important thing in the world. Christian immediately turned his attention away from you and to his boss.

Your hand went a little higher. His cock already hard from being on the road. Christian shifted in his seat uncomfortably. He tried to answer Tony normally while not giving away what was happening in his office.

"Are you feeling all right, Chris? You sound like your in pain," Tony pressed worried that one of his stars was injured. Christian's antics were getting a lot of hits on YouTube. He couldn't afford to lose him.

Christian cleared his throat as you unzipped his pants. His hard dick freed itself from his boxers. They had sex in here plenty of times but never while he was conducting business. If only they could see him now. Their champion rendered weak by his girlfriend.

"I'm fine, Tony," he gasped once your hand rubbed him up and down painfully slow. His hips bucked wanting her to pick up the speed. "Just sore from working out,"

You didn't hear Tony's response. He was at your mercy and you thrived in it. You picked up the speed as he groaned in his hand. Precum started to spill on her hand. Slowly, you licked up a line up his cock before taking the head in your mouth.

The hand over his mouth couldn't contain the noise that came out. He leaned back in his chair. His hips bucking once more towards you. He gripped the side of his desk. You scooted closer and took more of him inside your mouth.

"Do you need anything else, Tony?" He asked urgently. Heavy gasps were slipping out of him. He didn't even bother to hide it anymore. His legs spread wider as he leaned back in his chair. Your head was now between his legs and the desk.

"We can talk later. Get some rest and don't push yourself so hard at the gym," Tony bid him farewell.

The call barely ended before Christian pulled you up.

"Bend over, now," he ordered. He had a dark look in his eyes. You happily obliged while giggling. Bracing yourself against the desk, you felt his hands lower your shorts. They lowered to around your ankles.

"I was conducting business," He informed you while he rubbed your ass. One swift motion and he spanked you. A soft moan slipped past your lips. He spanked her a few more times. "What do you say?"

"I'm sorry, daddy," you whined.

He massaged your sore ass with one hand. His other hand rubbed to your outer thigh. His thumb rubbing up and down on your damp underwear.

"Do you want to know what I am going to do to you?" He asked dangerously. The question must have been rhetorical because he gave you no time to answer. Shortly after he slipped your underwear down.

His hand cupped your wet sex. Whines filled the room as his thumb circled your clit. You shook your hips to get away. He used his other hand to hold you down.

"What did you expect was going to happen after you misbehaved to daddy, huh?" He asked ignoring your pleas. Your body cried out wanting him to be inside you. "You thought I was going to let this go?"

Once he was satisfied that you weren't going to squirm anymore he slipped a finger inside of you. You found yourself unable to verbally answer. You whined and shook your head.

"This is what is going to happen, baby. I am going to eat you out and then fuck you until you learn your lesson, understood?" He asked.

You felt Christian get on his knees behind you. The brief moment giving you a chance to gasp for air. His breath was felt between her legs. Christian used his years of experience on you. Excellent combinations of tongue flicks and mouth suction threw you into pure bliss. His finger working you into a frenzy. You bit your lip feeling yourself chasing your orgasm. He pulled away before you could finished.

"No," you whined loudly in frustration. The lack of completion leaving you wanting more. Christian loved to do this as punishment. He could edge you for a while before he needed to bury himself in you.

"You are lucky I was gone for so long. I can't wait as long," he whispered in your ear as he hovered over you. His hand wrapped around your hair. Hot tears fell down your cheeks in frustration. You nodded like while stuck in a babbling mess.

Christian stood back up and entered you with a swift thrust. His hands gripped your hips. Each thrust moved the desk back and forth. You moved with him wanting him to fill you completely.

"Oh, fuck, your name," he groaned. His once detailed thrusts now became sloppy. His animal instincts kicked in.

"Ch-christian, please," you begged.

One final thrust was it. Your moans echoed in the office. Your juices flowed over him as he finished inside of you. He pulled out and smiled seeing the mess between your legs. He sat in his office chair admiring the view before him.

"Maybe you can interrupt while I'm conducting business," he smiled and placed you on his lap. He buried his face in your hair and kissed softly.

#christian cage #christian cage x you #aew christian cage #christian cage is a warning himself #fanfiction #imagine #aew #christian cage x reader

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haha-mania · 5 months ago

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Just Admit It

Fandom - WWE/WWF

Pairing - Lee!Edge x Ler!Christian

Warnings: This contains tickle content! If this type of thing isn’t your cup of tea then please continue to scroll. No need for hate.

Loud laughter filled the room as Christian playfully pinned his buddy to the ground and tickled him everywhere he could reach. “Come on Adam..just admit you love it!” Christian teased as he scribbled his fingers wildly over the fellow vampire’s sides. Edge had always been super ticklish and both Gangrel and Christian always took advantage of it. However, the fellow vamp didn’t really seem to mind the constant tickle attacks from his buddies. Edge actually enjoyed being tickled but nobody knew that fact except for the other Brood members.

“Yahahaha!! Christiahahahan!!” Edge cackled as the blonde haired vamp’s hands moved to his stomach. He wriggled and tried to pry off Christian’s hands but he had a good grip on him. “Tickle tiiickleee~” Cage whispered, his fingers reaching the lee’s neck. “AHAHAHA!! Christian nohohoho!!” Adam cried, scrunching his eyes shut in laughter. He shook his head back and forth as Christian’s hands switched from spot to spot, earning loud squeals and yelps from the fellow vampire. “Plehehehease!!”

“All you gotta do is admit you love this and I’ll stop! It’s that simple, Adam..” Cage replied. He removed himself from Edge’s upper body and proceeded to plonk himself on top of the vamp’s ankles. Adam’s eyes went wide as he realized what was coming. “Wait, Christian don’t- AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!” The vampire interrupted himself with a loud scream of laughter as he felt Christian’s fingers scribbling up and down his socked feet. “OOHHAHAHA NOHOHOHO NOT THERE!! PLEASE NOT THAHAHAHA!!”

The fellow Brood member chuckled hearing his buddy’s wild laughter. He continued for a few more minutes, enjoying Edge’s amusing sounds. “OKAY OKAHAHAHAY!! I LOVE IT I LOHOHOHOVE IT!!” The lee managed to get out through his intense cackles. Christian smiled and got up, finally letting Edge go.

Edge lay there on the floor, panting and trying to catch his breath. After getting himself together, Adam sat up, a huge grin glued to his face. “That was so fun, Christian..” he admitted, making the other smile proudly. “I knew you enjoyed it, Adam. You always like when me and Grel tickle you” the vamp teased, earning a playful slap on the arm from Edge. It was true though, Edge could never turn down a good tickle.

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thesupreme316 · 1 year ago

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Can I make a request with the boys with a reader who is introverted and how the boys make them feel more comfortable (please add Daniel Garcia he’s my pookie🤭)

AEW STARS React To: Having An Introverted S/O

Pairings: Daniel Garcia x Reader, Eddie Kingston x Reader, Max Caster x Reader, Ricky Starks x Reader, MJF x Reader, Hook x Reader, Christian Cage x Reader

Word Count: 837

Supreme Speaks: otay sorry for being late but here is another post. also OVER 300 FOLLOWERS??? thank yall so much for the support and love yall show my posts💖 please remember that you are loved and appreciated!

Warnings: GIFS ARE NOT MINE, slightly proofread, fluffy as shit

Taglist: @hooks-martin @sheinthatfandom @triscillal @cassie0sstuff @eddie-kingstons-wifey @hookerforhook @batzy-watzy @wwenhlimagines

Daniel Garcia (ya pookie):

Okay I am convinced that DG is an ambivert

Mans is both extroverted and introverted

So he understands when you need to wind down

Would constantly take you to your favorite places

I would also like to think that DG is that person who would drop everything for you if your battery dies or if you don’t feel well

Isiah: Danny, where are you go-

DG: My baby needs me, now move mushroom

Is perfectly fine with you being shy/introverted and doesn’t judge you at all

Hook:

As an introvert, he doesn’t give it any thought

He would find your introverted self adorable

I think to make you more comfortable, he would participate with you in various activities

Because of him being private, he won’t force you to do anything that you don’t want to

Keeps a list of many things you like to do

Doesn’t force you to speak or introduce yourself to others

Knows that you don’t have plans so if he needs to run errands; he’s dragging you with him

If anything he’s your security guard while you sit in the corner on your phone or reading

Ricky Starks:

OKAY LISTEN

We know how spectacular (and bold) this man is

But he is super understanding and caring

Know when he needs to tone it down so doesn’t overwhelm you

He will push you to speak to others but he wouldn’t want you to change

Ricky will try to help you find new comforts but is okay with just the two of you sitting at home and watching tv

To make you comfy, he’ll tease you with loving remarks, letting you know that he adores your introverted self

He’ll also talk for you if you want him to (cause Jesus that man can talk)

Eddie Kingston (ma husband):

LOOK

In my mind, Eddie is sensitive and can detect how people from first meeting them

So when he first meets you and sees how introverted you are, he immediately attaches himself to you and becomes your guard dog

He prefers to sit in corners anyway, so your introverted life is his speed

Hates to push “out of your comfort zone” but he will support you in whatever you do

Will ditch whoever to come and check on you; it doesn’t matter who they are

To make you comfortable, he will speak up for you (especially if you can’t say no to people)

Tbh, its like Rottweiler x Black Cat type of relationship

Christian Cage: (ma sugar daddy)

Teehee this man believes you are just adorable beyond relief

Doesn’t mind doing the majority of the talking when you two are together

I feel like he’ll introduce you to others and if you don’t show interest/or speak up, he is quick to leave with you in tow

To comfort you, he will tone down his extrovertness (? Idk if that’s a word) and make himself available for you to warm up to him

He doesn’t wanna scare you off

Christian will even let up on the teasing and “bullying” others just to make sure that you’re okay

But he will buy you gifts to let you know what he likes you

I feel like overall, the man is changing his himself and personality to adhere to you and your interest

Max Caster:

I will admit it (cause this is how I visualize it)

He initially fucks up

Max is so damn loud and hyper that he scares you off very quickly

After calming down, he apologizes to you and actually becomes close to you before asking you out

He tries to make you louder and (boldly) confident but is told repeatedly by Anthony and Billy that you prefer to be away from the spotlight and like to be quiet most of the time

From then on, Max tries his best to ensure that he’s not being too loud around you

To make you comfy, I can see him trying to make you laugh at any place or time (so he still doesn’t shut up)

Man is whipped for you and will do anything to make you feel comfortable

That includes taping his mouth shut

MJF:

Hehe this man

He will gladly be the mouthpiece of your relationship

Unlike other people, MJF will loudly announce that you guys would need to leave and not lie

“Okay you marks, you all with your repulsive faces and boring personalities are draining my lovely yet quiet significant other. So…we are leaving, peace bitches”

He’ll introduce you to others..but that’s it for fear that you’ll get overwhelmed

Like Ricky and Max, he can talk your ear off if it’s what you need

Or he’ll just sit down and watch TV with you like Hook

Since dating you, he’s calmed down with his arrogance and tries his best not to get angry

Around you….he’s still an asshole to everyone else

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merlincersei · 1 year ago

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Merlin BBC UK TV Show - A Psychological Analysis Series Part 11

Season 2 Episode 9 - “ The Lady of the Lake”

Writing this post proved to be a challenge as I had to condense all my thoughts and ideas in a coherent manner without it being all over the place.

While providing a synopsis of the episode, I will be highlighting the subliminal themes portrayed here in CAPITAL LETTERS AS WELL AS MY ANALYSIS to cover every aspect of the episode.

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Merlin is introduced to the character of Freya, a Druid girl trapped in a bounty hunter's cage (RESTRICTION) belonging to a man named Halig.

Despite Gaius's warnings not to interfere and against a background of a stormy night (INTERNAL CONFLICT) Merlin openly uses magic (QUEERNESS) in-front of Freya to reassure her that he is there to help and frees her, before narrowly escaping Halig.

Merlin hides the girl in the catacombs (THE PLACE THE OVERWROUGHT SUBCONSCIOUS MIND BURIES ALL OF THE PROBLEMS AND SECRETS ) beneath Camelot (SOCIETY) and promises to look after her.

She asks Merlin why he saved her and he says it could have easily been him in the cage (BOTH MERLIN AND FREYA ARE MAGICAL CREATURES LIVING IN A SOCIETY THAT CONDEMNS THEM FOR WHO THEY ARE)

Halig goes to Uther and notifies him of Freya's escape with the help of an accomplice. Uther assigns a detachment of guards to capture them.

The next 30 minutes of the episode becomes the main core of my analysis.

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Merlin performing domestic duties for Arthur:

IN THE PATRIARCHIAL WORLD OF UTHER'S CAMELOT, MERLIN PERFORMS TASKS WHICH ARE CONSIDERED FEMININE.

MERLIN PREPARES AND SERVES ARTHUR FOOD.

MERLIN PREPARES ARTHUR'S BATH.

MERLIN CLEANS ARTHUR'S CLOTHES AND SHOES.

MERLIN FUSSES OVER ARTHURS WEIGHT AND APPEARANCE.

ALL WHICH HE DOES EVERYDAY FOR WHICH HE IS NEVER APPRECIATED OR THANKED.

SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLAINT A LOT OF WIVES HAVE.

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Arthur views Merlin as feminine and lacking masculine traits:

ARTHUR SEES MERLIN CARRYING A BLACK DRESS AND ASSUMES IT IS FOR MERLIN HIMSELF

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Merlin steals food from Arthur to give it to Freya:

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FOOD AND SEX HAVE BEEN ASSOCIATED FROM ANTIQUITY.

EVEN MODERN STUDIES HAVE CONFIRMED THE STRONG CONNECTION BETWEEN SEX AND FOOD.

SOURCE: https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Correlations-between-sex-and-eating-variables_tbl1_290219210

JUDEO-CHRISTIANITY SEES GLUTTONY AND LUST AS INTERCHANGEABLE, BOTH SINS OF THE FLESH.

IN MEDIEVAL TIMES, AN UNFAITHFUL WIFE WAS OFTEN ACCUSED OF HIDING FOOD FROM HER HUSBAND ONLY TO GIVE IT TO HER LOVER (MAKING HER ADULTERY AN ECONOMIC PROBLEM AS WELL).

USING THE CONTEXT ABOVE, IT IS QUITE FUNNY TO SEE HOW MERLIN STEALS FLESH (MEAT) FROM ARTHUR TO GIVE IT TO FREYA.

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Freya reveals to Merlin that she is cursed:

HERE THE CURSE THAT FREYA IS TALKING ABOUT IS HER BEING A TRANSGENDER PERSON.

THERE ARE FEW BETTER SYMBOLS FOR SOMEONE GOING THROUGH THE PROCESS OF FEMALE-TO-MALE TRANSITION THAN THE HUMAN TO CREATURE TRANSFORMATION TROPE.

WHEN YOU ARE ON HRT TESTOSTERONE THERAPY, MOST PEOPLE BECOME HAIRIER AND STRONGER AND GAIN MUSCLE, WHICH IS VERY SIMILAR TO THE BASTET CREATURE TRANSFORMATION BY FREYA.

PLEASE NOTE, I AM NOT SAYING THAT TRANSGENDER PEOPLE ARE CURSED. I AM SIMPLY SAYING IT CAN FEEL LIKE A CURSE CONSIDERING THE BIGOTRY AND HATE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE FACE.

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Freya and Merlin profess their love for each other and kiss.

Against this background, Halig is narrowing in on Freya's hideout.

Freya decides to escape Camelot, believing that Merlin is better off without her. She is then confronted by Arthur, Halig and a group of knights.

Arthur manages to badly wound Freya in her Bastet form before being distracted by a gargoyle which was toppled by Merlin.( IT IS A REAL COINCIDENCE THAT ARTHUR ATTACKS FREYA WHO HAD KISSED MERLIN A FEW MOMENTS AGO, SIMILARLY TO HOW ARTHUR WOULD ATTACK LANCELOT FOR KISSING GWEN IN SEASON 4 EPISODE 9)

Merlin runs after Freya to find her mortally wounded. (IT IS THE OBJECT OF MERLIN’S HOMOSEXUAL DESIRES (ARTHUR) WHO KILLS THE OBJECT OF HIS HETEROSEXUAL DESIRE (FREYA) )

A heartbroken Merlin places her body on a boat and uses his magic to give her a traditional funeral by the lake. (I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY POIGNANT IN HINDSIGHT BECAUSE ONCE FREYA DIES AND BECOMES LADY OF THE LAKE THESE TWO NEVER SHARE A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP AGAIN. SHE IS LITERALLY SUBMERGED INTO THE LAKE WHICH IS A METPHAPHOR FOR MERLIN’S CONCIOUSNESS. LOCKED AWAY FOREVER)

Back at Camelot, Arthur aware that Merlin is upset helps cheer him up before delegating him more tasks. (MERLIN'S HOMOSEXUALITY HAS FINALLY WON OUT AND HE HAS ACCEPTED HIS DESTINY I.E ARTHUR ROFLMAO. PRIOR TO THIS EPISODE MERLIN DID SHOW HINTS OF ATTRACTION TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX. THIS IS EVIDENCED BY HIM ADMIRING MORGANA IN SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 AND NIMUEH IN SEASON 1 EPISODE 4. HOWEVER FROM THIS EPISODE ON, MERLIN SHOWS NO ATTRACTION TO ANY FEMALE CHARACTER WHAT SO EVER. THIS IS EXPRESSED EXPLICITLY IN SEASON 4 EPISODE 8 WHERE THE LAMIA SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO ENCHANT ALL THE MEN EXCEPT MERLIN. GWEN EVEN ASKS WHY EVERY MAN EXCEPT MERLIN HAS BEEN ENCHANTED.)

I TRULY ENJOYED THIS EPISODE AS IT IS RIFE WITH SYMBOLISM FOR ME TO PICK APART AND ANALYZE !

#arthur pendragon #bradley james #merlin bbc #merthur #colin morgan #queer coding #gay subtext #merlincersei #lgbtqia shows #FREYA #freylin #merlin meta #Youtube

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sulfurz · 1 year ago

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ೃ༄ HOW IT BEGAN (christian cage x fem!copeland reader)

ೃ༄ PAIRING: christian cage x fem!copeland reader

ೃ༄ REQUESTED BY: anon

Hi honey! I absolutely loved the Christian imagine! Anyway I can request a branching off of that? Could I request a Christian x Female Copeland!Reader headcannon about his and the reader’s relationship from the time they met to maybe present day of him being in AEW?

ೃ༄ WARNINGS: fluff, mentions of pregnancy

ೃ༄ WORD COUNT: 1.3k

you heard about jay before you first met him.

you were a few years younger than adam, not by much, but enough that your older brother made it his mission to annoy the living daylights out of you daily. you were convinced he used his friends to do this.

you knew of jay via adam visiting his friends houses — right from when you were young up until your early teens. adam would not shut up about the man, and by the time the two of you finally met, you were fed up of hearing the name.

when you finally met him, you thought he was just as annoying as your older brother. you’d quite literally hide in your room to avoid the duo whenever they were hanging out at your house.

sometimes, jay would stay over for dinner, and your mother would all but force you to talk to the man. adam always enjoyed how uncomfortable these dinners made you, and would do everything in his power to wind you up beyond compare.

you got used to his presence around the house: always playing video games with adam or practicing their skills in the backyard. in many ways, jay became like an older brother of your own.

this was solidified two weeks before adam and jay graduated from your school. you were waiting for your friend to pick you up when a bunch of girls you had been having trouble with cornered you.

just before they could reduce you to tears, jay appeared. he was quite favourable amongst the younger classes, so the second he came to your rescue, the girls backed off.

he took you home instead, telling you it wasn’t worth going out with your friend in that state.

you missed him when he left.

of course, you missed adam more than anything: your brothers presence was annoying, but without him the silence felt lonely.

dinners with your mom weren’t the same without adam and jay there.

when adam called to tell you he was finally getting his wwf debut, you and your mom travelled from canada to go and support him.

jay was there too, of course, sitting backstage cheering on his best friend for making it — but he had grown up a lot.

his hair was even longer now, and he had grown a lot physically. you were pretty sure he could snap you in half if he wanted to, and you’d honestly welcome it (not that you’d ever tell your brother that).

when jay saw you, his entire face lit up and he rushed across the backstage area to spin you around.

“you’re old.” he commented, referring to your age.

“you’re huge.” you couldn’t resist responding, not bothering to hide how you ogled his muscles.

jay wouldn’t tell you then, but he blushed.

you visited a lot more in the months that followed, travelling to see your brother wrestle, and jay was always there — and you couldn’t help yourself in staring.

not too long after adam’s debut, you started training yourself, having been inspired by your brother. this was the spur that jay needed to get close to you.

when jay debuted himself, under the ring name christian cage, the year after your brother, you made it your mission to be front and centre for every early match.

when he wasn’t training for himself, he was helping you train and spar in the training centre.

it was just before your own debut that the dynamic between the two of you changed.

you had been told their plans to debut you soon, a natural heel following in your older brother’s footsteps, and jay was determined to help you look good on your debut.

your sparring matches increased tenfold, and who could blame you if in the middle of all the sweat and exertion, body on body, you started to want a little more?

your first kiss wasn’t the romantic story everyone expected: it was reckless and downright filthy.

after executing a move that had you cornered against the ropes during one of your many training sessions, jay had moved to pull you up, but unexpectedly crashed his lips against yours.

one hot and heavy makeout session against the ring later, and the two of you tried something. it took time to adjust to the new dynamic, but once you were used to it, you allowed yourself to fall for him quickly.

when you debuted, he was there holding your hand (secretly) the entire time backstage. he gave you hugs and kisses and told you how proud he was of you.

the wwe universe caught glimpses of you two together, and there was many a question about the nature of your relationship. so much so — adam actually questioned you on it.

you panicked and lied to him, saying you were just friends.

it didn’t take long for the truth to come out, adam having barged into your hotel room one day that you left the door unlocked to find you and jay very much making out on the bed.

he didn’t know how to react — he avoided you for a while.

he wasn’t even upset the two of you were dating, he was more hurt that you didn’t think you could tell him.

eventually, everything fell in place and the three of you became an iconic stable in the industry.

you were successful in your own solo career too.

jay proposed to you after you won the women’s championship.

you both fought over who got adam as a bridesmaid/groomsman.

when jay was on one of his many mini retirements, still unlikely to wrestle whilst being considered a concussion risk, he still came to shows with you.

you hadn’t told him your own plans for retirement, nor your reasons why.

the fans, and jay alike were confused why your name wasn’t on the summer slam roster when you were such a star in the wwe universe. they thought maybe you were injured, and some even went as far as blaming management for keeping you out the show.

jay couldn’t understand why he had to come along if you weren’t wrestling, but he followed to appease you.

imagine everyone’s surprise when you came out for a promo mid show — even more so when you announced your immediate break from wrestling.

truthfully, you were ready for new adventures, and you had the biggest one ahead of you.

just like it had all begun, in a wrestling ring, you announced to both jay and the world that you were expecting a baby.

jay cried, he ran straight into the ring to hug you to cheers and celebratory songs from the crowd.

the wwe universe was sad to see you go, but you took up a job commentating for them instead.

your son was everything to you, and he was jay’s best friend.

adam cried more than anyone when he met his nephew, which, of course, jay laughed at him for, before proceeding to cry with him.

when jay returned for one last royal rumble, you sobbed quite a bit. he wouldn’t know, you did most of the crying backstage standing with beth, but seeing him and your brother reunite in the ring? it really got to you.

he wasn’t sure when aew wanted him on board. it took a few weeks of discussion, mainly in which he questioned his own abilities, specifically with his age. you had to spend a while reminding him how physically fit he was, and building him up as much as you could.

you continued commentating for wwe whilst you observed jay in aew: he was truly having the time of his life back in the ring and you loved every second watching him.

having him back on the road travelling again was weird, but he always made sure to facetime you and your son whilst touring.

when he did return home from touring each week, he wouldn’t let you do anything. he’d cook, he’d clean, he’d give you massages — that night was all about you.

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officialchristiancagebbgirlblog · 8 months ago

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as announced an Christian Cage X Fem Reader with NSFW Prompts 10, 30 and 40 again with Vanny as Name and the 22 Years Age Gap😳

10: shower/bath sex

30: “fuck, baby, don’t stop!”

40: “not so fast, baby, it’s better when you take your time”

Tag: @brideofinfamy

Warnings: mild swearing

Fic type: smut

Word count: 1128

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Happy reading 🩷

Vanny stood under the warm water of the shower, enjoying the sensation of it running down her body. Since Christian was still a little while away from home she figured she’d clean herself early so she didn’t have to do it later. He luckily hadn’t been away for as long as he had been in the past so she wasn’t missing him as much as she normally would. She only saw him that morning after all! There was still a big part of her that yearned for him to be there though. Thankfully, he was only about 20 minutes away so it wasn’t too much of a wait. Plus, he now had a few weeks off so they were able to go on that holiday abroad they had been planning.

So she stood under the warmth, scrubbing away at her hair thinking about all the fun things they were going to do that evening. She didn’t know if she wanted to cook dinner with him or order food in, if she wanted to watch a film or a tv show. The choices really were endless! Realising that she was getting excited about the decisions made her laugh to herself. When they got together originally, she was thrilled about the idea of travelling, seeing new places, being shown off by her older boyfriend to his friends and other members of the public all around the world. But now, after three years of a blissful relationship, she craved domesticity more. Just spending time inside with Christian excited her more. The fact that there was no one to interrupt their plans or to keep them out until the late hours of the evening was amazing. They could fully enjoy each other's company.

As she washed the shampoo out of her hair, her mind wandered to the memories of his naked body. His body hair always felt so good against her soft, smooth skin, tickling her when he moved. It was always this odd mix of soft and slightly spiky, but it never failed to excite her. Running her hands over it was always so fun, like touching a soft carpet. And his legs! Despite the thinness of them, they were strong. Certainly stronger than they looked. Whenever they’d have sex somewhere that wasn’t a bed, he’d hold her off the floor against the wall with ease. Something about the way he would lift her and hold her in place while he pounded into her was so…incredible.

Being so distracted by her thoughts, she hadn’t heard him enter the house. Christian called out to her thinking she might’ve just been in the bedroom. When he didn’t get a response, he removed his shoes, dropped his bags in the living room and made his way further into the house. As he moved in, he heard the shower running and smirked to himself, knowing he was about to get the best view he had seen all day. He undressed himself on the way to the bathroom leaving a trail of clothes behind him. Surprising Vanny was always a blast. Even more so when she was guaranteed to be naked. Carefully and quietly opening the bathroom door, he stepped in to see her standing with eyes closed, head thrown back. She looked so gorgeous with her mouth slightly agape and water trickling down her body. But the best part was seeing what her hands were doing: one hand kneaded her breast, fingers gently twisting her nipple, while the other rubbed between her legs, pleasuring herself to the thought of her boyfriend. He felt goosebumps run up his body when she moshed out his name, gasping as her finger slipped between the wet folds of her cunt. He gasped silently, his cock springing to attention, pre cum splattering into his stomach at the excitement. He couldn’t help but groan as he walked into the shower, wrapping his arms around Vanny’s waist.

She gasped in surprise at the sudden embrace, taking a second to calm down from the shock as she realised it was only Christian. He smiled and leant forward to lock lips with her, licking at her bottom lip to beg for entry. Vanny parted her lips some more to allow his tongue to slither in, exploring her mouth just like he had done a thousand times before. His wandering hands slid down her body, spending time re-introducing themselves to her breasts, mimicking her motions with a higher intensity.

“Not so fast, baby!” She urged, pulling away to breathe, “It’s better when you take your time.”

He apologised with a smile as they resumed the kiss, his hands now squeezing and playing with her breasts at a slower pace. Vanny moaned into his mouth as the pleasure slowly built up.

“I don’t think I can wait for foreplay today, gorgeous. I need you now.” His voice was desperate, cock twitching with excitement. Christian lifted her with ease, the water running between them as their lips never separated, tongues still rubbing up against each other with passion. He wasted no time in pushing his cock inside her, Vanny groaning at the feeling of finally being stretched out. She was already soaking wet, positively dripping at the thought of his cock. Christian snapped his hips upwards at a fast yet steady pace. It wasn’t long before they were both a moaning mess, gripping onto each other as he controlled the level of pleasure. “Fuck, baby, don’t stop!” She whined out, gasping against his lips, inhaling the heat of his breath. His hands gripped her hips tight as she dug her nails into his shoulders, the tip of his cock brushing against her g spot. It was an amazing feeling. So much so that she had barely any time to tell him that her orgasm was about to hit. Thankfully, he already knew. “Let it out, Vanny. Cum for me!”

Her walls clenched around him as she shouted out his name which bounced off the walls into his ears. Christian grunted as his orgasm hit shortly after. There was a bit of a rush on his end as he quickly pulled out, ribbons of cum spurting against the wall behind her. He pressed his forehead to her chest, breathing heavily as he came down from the high.

“Oh baby, that was amazing.” He mumbled, letting her down with a chaste kiss. Vanny smiled in agreement, moving back under the water and grabbing a bottle of conditioner.

“Care to help me finish up?” She cheeked, offering him the bottle with an innocent smile. Christian chuckled, motioning her to turn around as he opened the lid. With a slap on the ass, he conditioned her hair, humming a random tune to himself as he worked his fingers against her scalp.

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im-just-a-mississippi-girl · 2 years ago

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You’re Still the One

Pairing: Christian Cage x female!reader

Category: Fluff

Word count: 4,251

Summary: Christian takes a trip down memory lane.

Warnings: Swearing, Age gap — reader is late 20s/early 30s

Requested by: anon

You can find the original request here!

A/N: I decided to try a little bit of a different format for this one. This can be read by itself if you so desire! Also, You’re Still the One by Shania Twain is the inspiration ❤️

Part 1

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It had been a year since your car accident and things were going great. You had made a full recovery and were arguably better than ever. On top of that, you and Christian had gotten engaged and now it was four months until the wedding.

Christian was happier than he had ever been, he was going to marry the woman of his dreams. He saw how excited and happy you were about it too, the way your eyes lit up at the thought, the way you smiled so big that he just knew your cheeks hurt.

He honestly never thought this would be his life. When he finally made his comeback to wrestling and debuting in AEW, he had no idea that you were already there — his future wife.

Christian smiled to himself as you rolled over, throwing an arm across his chest and snuggling up to him in the bed. He placed a feather light kiss to the top of your head. You being this close to him, this content, this peaceful made his mind wander to all the milestones in your relationship from the day you two met up until present day, smiling as the memories flooded his thoughts.

The First Time You Met

He remembered the first time you met very vividly, like it was yesterday and not two years ago. You were chatting away with Britt, discussing your upcoming match together when Christian had walked by. He had just made his debut in AEW and of course everyone was talking about it, including you. You had always been a fan of his so when you saw him walk through the tunnel your jaw dropped — you were going to be working with the Christian Cage. Britt had noticed you were distracted and snapped her fingers, grabbing your attention. “Sorry, he’s just so…..” You struggled to find words to express your feelings but you couldn’t find the right one.

“Go talk to him! I saw him glance at you when he passed by.” Britt had a mischievous look on her face, one you came to know very well.

“Oh no, Britt I couldn’t. I’d just make a fool of myself.” You shook your head, dismissing her idea.

If only you had went over there yourself.

Later in the night, you and Britt had your match. Britt had come up to you before her music was supposed to play and told you, “If you win, I let you crush on Christian and won’t say a word, but if I win, I’ll set you two up and you can’t do anything to stop me.” She grinned, a wicked grin causing you to groan. You’ve know Britt for last six years. You met her through Adam who’s been like a brother to you for close to a decade now. You were thankful Adam got together with Britt, you liked her more than the previous girls. Over the years you and Britt became very close so you knew she’d do everything she could to win if it meant getting to play matchmaker. She’s set you up with guys before and they’ve been decent but nothing special.

The match came and went and low and behold, Britt won, granted she had help from Rebel but you couldn’t change that.

A little later on, you went into catering and saw Britt and Adam at a table talking with Christian. You were about to bolt but you got caught as Britt and Adam called your name and waved you over.

Begrudgingly, you joined the trio at the table.

Christian watched as you sat down in the only seat available at the table — the one beside him. He offered you a friendly smile and attempted to make conversation. “Hi. You were amazing in your match tonight.”

You tried your hardest to hide the blush creeping up on your cheeks. “Th-Thanks.”

Once conversation began to flow between the four of you, Britt and Adam ‘suddenly’ remembered some vaguely important thing they had to go do, purposefully leaving you alone with your longtime crush. You glared at them, knowing exactly what they were doing.

Thankfully, things didn’t turn awkward after the couple left. The conversation continued to flow smoothly despite the age difference until you both had to leave.

That Friday Christian asked you for your number and three weeks later he asked you out on a date.

The First Date

He remembered that first date you two went on. He went old school and brought you a bouquet of assorted flowers followed by a nice dinner. Afterwards he took you to little spot over looking the city, it was gorgeous all lit up as the sky became dark, the stars shining bright overhead. He went old school again when he dropped you off at your house, walking you to the door and giving you a sweet kiss on the cheek goodnight but you weren’t having it. You caught his arm before he could walk away, he turned around looking at you confused and a little worried. You wordlessly stood on your tiptoes and pulled him down by his lapels of his blazer, your lips captured his in a more passionate kiss than the one before. “Goodnight Christian.” You winked, a playful smile on your face as you entered your home and shutting the door. You peaked out the window by the door and watched him get in his car and drive away.

Your First Time Together

The first time you two took that step and decided to sleep together was full of love and affection. He was so gentle and sweet with you, never pushing you to do anything you didn’t want to or felt uncomfortable doing. Christian remembered how nervous and shy you were, covering your body with your arms, blushing beet red. He remembered you couldn’t look him in the eyes until he gently took your chin between his fingers and turned your face to look at him. “You don’t have anything to be worried or shy about.” Christian told you with sincerity.

You nodded knowing deep down he was right, but it had been a while since you were so vulnerable in front of someone. Your ex wasn’t this affectionate or gentle, hence why you were nervous. “It’s been a while since I’ve been with someone so sweet,” You admitted.

Christian nodded, a silent understanding of what you were saying.

He took his time with you, asking you if what he was doing was okay, giving you compliments and encouragement.

That night ended up being the best night you ever had with a man.

Nasty Comments

It wasn’t long after you started dating Christian that you began receiving nasty comments and messages from people online.

Christian saw how much the negativity was hurting you so he decided to take matters into his own hands. He couldn’t stand to see you upset and crying so he grabbed his phone and went to a different room. He wanted everyone to understand how badly their words hurt you and how much they pissed him off which led to his decision of recording a video in hopes that it would be the most effective way of getting the message across.

The video ended up being a little longer than he had planned but he didn’t care, he needed to get it all off his chest and out in the open.

Not even ten minutes after he posted the video, he saw retweets and likes and sweet comments from the fans that truly cared. An hour later, there were two hashtags trending, supporting you and Christian and the other showing you love.

When you finally caved and looked at Twitter, you were shocked to see the love, support, and apologies. You scrolled through reading them, a smile gradually growing on your face until you finally saw Christian’s video. You watched it and immediately began to cry. No one had ever stood up for you like that before, it meant the world to you.

Once finished, you searched the whole house for your sweetheart. You found him on the back porch a steaming cup of coffee in hand. You didn’t say a word as you walked up to him and kissed his cheek. “Thank you. I love you more than words can express.” You sniffled, becoming overwhelmed with love and appreciation.

Christian set his coffee cup down on the little table next to him and gently pulled you into his lap. He kissed the top of your head once you were settled, your head resting on his chest just under his chin. His armed wrapped around you in a protective and loving embrace. “I love you beyond comprehension, love.” He gave you a little squeeze and another kiss to the top of your head.

The two of you stayed like that until you had to get up and ready for an upcoming flight.

Memorable Anniversary Gift

The most memorable anniversary was when you surprised Christian with a two week long visit to Canada. You saw how down he had been lately, getting injured and having to be out of action for months at a time.

You had everything planned out regarding the trip, all that was left was to decide how to surprise him.

You ultimately decided that you would put the plane tickets in a gift bag along with a bunch of Canadian themed items and a little note that read — ‘Pack your bags! We’re going to Canada!’ You even drew the Canadian flag on the note to add extra emphasis.

“Hey babe! I got you a little something.” You beamed as Christian entered the house after his physical therapy appointment. Typically you went with him but this time you semi-lied and said you had things to do and errands to run.

Christian chuckled and shook his head as he crossed the room to sit next to you on the couch. “Buying me a gift was your idea of ‘things to do and errands to run’ I see.” He teased as you handed him the gift bag.

“Just hush and open it! You’re gonna love it!” You rolled your eyes and suppressed a smile.

Christian did as he was told. Tossing the tissue paper to the floor, you watched eagerly for his reaction when the realization set in. He pulled out Canadian themed item after Canadian themed item until he saw the envelope you put the tickets and note in. You could barely contain your excitement as he opened the envelope and pulled out the tickets first. “What’s this?” He asked, looking at you quizzically.

“Read the note!” You gestured to envelope where the note still resided.

Still confused, Christian pulled out the note and began reading. You watched as his eyes grew wide and jaw drop. “What? Sweetheart, are you serious?” He finally looked up at you to see your wide smile.

“Hell yeah! I know you’ve been feeling down lately and I’ve noticed you seem to be a little homesick so I thought why not? And before you say anything about our anniversary in a few weeks, think of this as an early anniversary present. You deserve this baby. You’ve earned it.” You leaned up and kissed his cheek.

“I don’t know what I did to deserve you but I’m glad I did it. This is the best gift anyone has ever given me. Thank you baby. love you.” He took your chin between his fingers and tilted your head up to give you the most loving kiss.

“I love you too. Now let’s get packing! We leave in three days if you didn’t read the tickets.” You jump up and take off down the hall to your shared bedroom.

“I swear you’re more excited than I am.” He called after you, laughing at your eagerness.

Holidays

The holidays can be a stressful time for many people and you were no different.

That first holiday came and you were beyond stressed with cooking and decorating and ensuring both your families had a great time. Christian was quick to notice your panicked state — fingers toying with your hair and the hem of your shirt, feeble attempts calm yourself down with deep breaths, eyes beginning to water at all the pressure to make this first holiday go smoothly and perfectly.

Christian wasn’t worried about the get together, but he know how much it meant to you. You had been planning for months on how things would go and you had it all figured out until you ended up burning couple of dishes. It all went downhill from there. You missed counted the number of chairs and plates, you dropped two glasses as you were setting the table and your phone wouldn’t stop ringing.

Christian had heard all the commotion but the glass breaking was what sent him running to the kitchen, worried you had hurt yourself by accident. “Baby, are you okay? I heard—” He froze once he took in the state of you and the kitchen. You were crying at the kitchen counter and the kitchen looked like a tornado hit. “Oh, sweetheart…” Christian trialed off as he rounded the island. “It’s okay. It’s all going to be okay.” He softly told you as he pulled you into his warm embrace.

“It’s all ruined!” You sobbed into your boyfriend’s chest, drenching his shirt with your tears.

“No it’s not, love. We can fix this, we still have plenty of time.” Christian encouraged, rubbing soothing motions on your back. “How about you take a break and I clean up? We can start over, make something else if we have to.” He assured you that this was just a set back. “Go take a bubble bath, let me take it from here.” You could hear the insistence in his voice and nodded.

After your bath, you re-entered the kitchen. It was spotless, like you hadn’t even started cooking yet. You’re eyes landed on your sweet handsome man who was throwing together what looked like your favorite meal. You couldn’t be sure from the doorway but when the smell filled your nose, you knew you guessed right. You’re heart melted at the sweetness before you, eyes watering with emotion. “Need some help?” Your voice was slightly shaky as you tried not to cry once more.

Christian turned to face you and shook his head. “No baby, go rest. I’ll take care of dinner. Besides you need all that energy when the kids arrive. They love you, you know? Can’t say I blame them.” He grinned with a wink.

“Let me at least set the table. I’ll be extra careful this time.” You promised.

“Okay, but I’ve got my eye on you.” Christian joked, passing you the dishes on the top shelf.

Car Accident

He remembered the car accident like it was yesterday, even though it had been a year ago. The anxiety, fear, and worry he felt back then is still vivid to this day when he thinks about it too long. He was beyond grateful and thankful you had the injuries you had because he knew that it could have been worse and the possibility that you would still be here would have been slim. He still didn’t know exactly how the accident occurred but it didn’t matter, you were alive and in one piece and making a full recovery. The accident made him realize just him much he loved you and how much he needed you.

Even though he loved to take care of you, he didn’t want you hurt like that ever again. Seeing you in the hospital hit him hard, his heart broke seeing you laid up in that hospital bed with all those machines hooked up to you. Every time a monitor or machine would beep, Christian’s heart would stop until you moved or spoke. He was so terrified of something going going wrong out of the blue.

That day was the day Christian promised himself he would do everything in his power to protect you from as much harm as possible, and it was also the day that he knew he had to marry you asap, unable to bare another day without you as his wife.

The Proposal

Christian was so nervous to ask you to marry him. He practiced every chance he got, in the bathroom, in the car, in the locker room, and even on his friends — Edge and Frankie Kazarian heard the speech so much they could recite it for him. He just didn’t want anything to go wrong, it had to be perfect because you were perfect.

The evening came a lot quicker than Christian had anticipated but he quadruple checked that everything was ready to go. Ring? Check. Dinner reservations? Check. Clear skies to watch the sunset? Check. Dressed in his best outfit? Check. Told you to dress extra fancy? Check.

He was patiently waiting for you in the living room as you finished getting ready. He fidgeted on the couch and patted his jacket pocket to make sure the ring was still there — it was.

You entered the living room, adjusting your necklace as you did so. Christian looked up hearing your heels clicking on the hardwood floor. He felt like the wind had been sucked out of him, completely taken aback at your beauty. “Wow! You look… so stunning!” He stood making his way over to you to help you with your necklace.

“Thank you.” You blushed, his compliments always made you feel butterflies. You felt his fingers brush against yours and take over with the clasp. You were appreciative of his help. You knew when you chose that necklace the clasp was tricky.

You felt his hands leave the back of your neck. You looked up at him, taking in his attire. “You look unbelievably handsome.” You grinned, standing on your tiptoes to kiss his cheek. Even in heels, he was still taller than you.

Christian glanced at his watch, noticing the time he fished his keys out of the bowl by the front door. “We gotta get going, love. Don’t wanna be late.”

You nodded and grabbed your purse from the hook near the front door. Christian let you lead the way out to the car, locking the front door behind him.

You arrived at your favorite restaurant and were seated at a private little table. You ordered your favorite like always and Christian did the same along with ordering some wine.

While waiting for your food, fun and flirty conversation flowed naturally. Christian reached for your hand across the table and you let him take it, you couldn’t help but blush even if it was a simple act. Everything this man did made you blush and feel like a teenager.

Finally the food arrived and the two of you dug in. The meal was fantastic as always and so was the wine.

After the dinner was paid for, you made your way to your next stop — a little meadow that has the perfect view of the sky. You two had stumbled upon the meadow a few years back and always returned on clear nights. The first time back at the meadow after your discovery, the two of you brought two chairs and a small little table to sit at and have a sort of picnic. You didn’t worry about someone taking the chairs and table since they were extras just sitting your garage.

You both took a seat at the table and talked more as the sun began to set.

“I need to ask you a very important question.” Christian told you. You knew by the way he had trouble looking into your eyes it was serious. You were immediately thinking the worst but timidly nodded, not trusting your voice. “I’ve always wanted to have a wife and maybe a couple kids running around, and the more I think about that, the more I picture you being by my side.” He paused, taking a breath and looking at you to see if he could gauge the outcome.

His words were on loop. ‘The more I think about that, the more I picture you being by my side.’ You couldn’t stop your eyes from watering. This time it was your turn to reach across the table and take his hand.

“I’ve always loved you but after your car accident, I realized just how much I do love you and how important you are to me. I was terrified I could lose you and I never want to feel like that again. You make me feel whole, complete. I didn’t realize just how lost I was until I met you. You make everything better, everything makes sense when I’m with you. Basically, what I’m trying to say is I love you more than anyone can express or comprehend. Will you marry me? I don’t want to go a second longer without you as my wife.” Christian kept his eyes on you the whole time, watching as you smiled and happy tears rolled down your cheeks, your head nodding repeatedly.

“Yes! Of course I will!” You both stood from the table as Christian pulled out the ring from his jacket pocket. He couldn’t help but shake his head, laughing. “What’s so funny?” His laugh was contagious and before you knew it you were laughing with him.

“I had this completely other speech planned and I stressed over making sure it was perfect. But I think I like that speech better.” He chuckled, slipping the ring on your finger.

“I loved it because it came from here.” You placed your hand over his heart.

Christian knew you were right. He knew you loved the heartfelt gestures and messages he gave you more than anything else.

“Mrs. Christian Cage. I like the sound of that.” You grinned up at him.

“So do I but I love the sound of wife even more.” Christian leaned down and kissed you with so much love and passion that you felt dizzy. You wrapped your arms around his neck to help steady yourself. He broke the kiss just long enough to ask you another question. “What do you say we go home and celebrate?” He winked, giving your ass a squeeze causing you to jump at the sudden action.

You bit your lip and nodded eagerly. “Great idea, husband.”

The Wedding Planning

You and Christian spent a lot of time planning the wedding. You kept insisting that he make the decisions with you, it was his wedding too after all.

You had some disagreements on colors and decorations but they were easily resolved. Most everything else you agreed on.

The two things you struggled with were choosing the dress and your bridesmaids. You had seen so many gorgeous dresses online and in ads that you just couldn’t decide what style you liked the best. For the bridesmaids situation, you wanted all your girl friends to be your bridesmaids, but you knew you couldn’t have that many because you and Christian decided on a small wedding, just close friends and family. You were stressing and Christian saw.

“Come on, let’s talk about it.” He patted the seat next to him on the couch.

You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding and plopped down on the couch. “I can’t choose!” You exclaimed. “I don’t know what dress I want and I don’t know which ones of my friends I want to be bridesmaids. I don’t know what to do.” You vented, eyes begging to water.

“Baby, we still have plenty of time before anything has to be final. How about I take you to our meadow and we can have lunch out there? It’s supposed to be sunny today and I know how much you love it there.” Christian suggested. He knew you just needed a break from it all and you’d be okay. He wanted the wedding to be perfect too, but you were putting a lot of pressure on yourself and he hated it.

You thought it over for a moment. “That sounds like a great idea. I just need a break.” You agreed to his suggestion, getting up and heading to the kitchen. Christian followed behind you and helped you gather up both of your favorites.

Once you made it to the meadow, you instantly felt at ease, all the pressure had evaporated and tranquility had washed over you. This was the right call and you were thankful that your soon-to-be husband knew exactly what you needed.

The two of you spent what felt like hours there, talking about anything other than the wedding.

Back home, you felt refreshed and had a clear idea on what you wanted. Not only was the lunch at the meadow a nice break, it gave you inspiration, the same inspiration that your now chosen bridesmaids — Britt Baker, Willow Nightingale, Ruby Soho, and Beth Phoenix — gave you.

You knew these four ladies would be the perfect ones to have by your side on yours and Christian’s big day, and they would be a great help with picking out your dress. Despite them having different tastes and styles, you knew they would work well together and make things so much easier and Christian agreed once you told him who you finally picked.

You just couldn’t wait to tell your friends the good news almost as much as you couldn’t wait to marry the love of your life.

These next four months couldn’t come fast enough.

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