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Probably the worse thing that could have happened movie wise to Chris Pratt was starring in the Mario movie alongside Jack Black because his entire success is solely due to the image of a fun,easy going,talented ,great guy Park and Recreation gave him. Except he is none of that. He is tightly wound religious and political extremist with the world’s thinnest skin. Meanwhile Jack Black is a fun,easy going,talented great guy and just by his presence you can see how short Pratt falls
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25 Days of Christmas Moodboards
#25 days of christmas#merry christmas#Christmas#christmas moodboard#Owen Grady#claire dearing#bryce dallas howard#Christ pratt#jurassic world
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The reason Christ Pratt was so good in The Lego Movie is because Emmet is meant to be the most boring, least special person possible, so Chris' "White man" voice worked well for that. He's bland, and that's what he's good at. What he's not good at is playing one of the most important characters in the history of media, who's spoken lines are particularly important to his character. Mario is so endearing because he's just a lovely little italian man, and I would never trust Christopher Pratthew to do a compelling "hahooagagagaga"
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The Mosley Review: Best Films of 2023
Well! 2023 has come to an end and what a tumultuous year it has been for the entertainment industry. There were some shake ups on release dates and some films were shifted to 2024 for a number of reasons. Whether it was because of the massive SAG-AFTRA and WGA strikes or because the films were rushed, it didn't stop a crop of good films from coming out in 2023. This years' list may not be as long as others, but it is still my pick for the very best Hollywood had to offer. As always, if you want a more detailed review of all the films on my list, just click the title of each film. Now, without further ado, here's my list of the best films of 2023!
John Wick 4: There are very few films that start out as a small, simple, and almost as an underdog. The original film came out of nowhere with minimal promotion and it grew into becoming one of the greatest action film franchises of all time. From beginning to end, this film was a finale that incorporated any and every from of martial arts, gunfoo and even paid homage to classic samurai sword fighting. It was thrilling all the way through and a surprisingly emotional end to something that only happens once in a lifetime. Keanu Reeves is now one of the greatest action stars of all time and I hope this franchise stays gone on this high note and never revisit it.
When Evil Lurks: As a horror fan, you get many recommendations a year and a healthy helping of so many films. Alot of them stick to a familiar formula, but end up being nothing you haven't seen before by the finale. I'm always looking for a horror film to keep me on the edge of my seat with anxiety, wonder, nausea from the imagery and above all, terror. This film Argentinian film did that in spades. The thought of giving the possession genre a more biohazard twist and sticking to the rules that were set was refreshing and loved every second of it. This film ripped the safety net out from under you as it plunges you deeper into the dark and grotesque nightmare. What a magnificent horror film.
Oppenheimer: Lets face it. We all wanted to see the great Christopher Nolan tackle the subject of an atomic bomb and to see it detonate through his specific IMAX lens. We got that, but what we also got was a truly haunting and sometimes disturbing examination of man that became one of the most genius and destructive minds in human history. The fact that we delve into the titular characters’ life, the events preceding, during and following the effects of his creation was truly mesmerizing. We got to see the emotional and psychological toll it took on the brilliant scientist and all the others that wanted to be apart of that historical moment. The court drama that ensued was fascinating and gave a face to true villain and an outstanding supporting performance from Robert Downey Jr. This was truly one of the best dramas of the year and one that I'm glad to have experienced in its full 3 hour IMAX glory.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-verse: With the surprise the first film was, you would be hard pressed to deliver something on the same scale or better than the awesome and stylish origin story for a character that really wasn't embraced in the beginning. The story may have taken some familiar turns with Miles Morales in the beginning, but to open with Gwen Stacey / Spider-Gwen and to go through the emotional journey between her and her father was amazing. The team behind the ground breaking animation has done it yet again and mixed in the use of water colors, inks and other forms of animation from different nations. It was a sight truly to behold and nothing short of an art gallery in every frame. The intensity of the story going from a kid trying to find his place in the universe to defying all by doing his own thing was great and frustrating at the same time. This film has one of the best cliffhangers in cinema history and I can't wait to see how this story comes to a close.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3: Few storytellers get the honor of finishing their stories unhindered by outside influences. Even fewer get the chance to end a trilogy the way they intended and with a through line that keeps paying off the more you revisit each entry before the conclusion. The Guardians films started off as the outcast heroes that nobody knew anything about and as we fell in love with this ragtag team, we got to see them become a real family. The emotional origin story of Rocket Raccoon was in the seams of Vol. 1 and 2 and it now comes full circle with one of the best performances of Bradley Cooper's career. The High Evolutionary made for an excellent villain that is also a brilliant commentary on the state of a certain company that is seeking to execute the same plans of reconstruction in its many cinematic properties. You can look deeper into James Gunn's brilliant writing and directing and his message was clear. The Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy ends on such a sweet and powerful note that many have not reached in so long and I am so glad the actors, production team and many others fought for James Gunn to complete his vision. Definitely one of the best films Marvel Studios has released in years!
Evil Dead Rise: There truly is something magical happening with this series of films. It seems that everytime we get a new entry to this franchise, somehow they keep getting better and better. The 2013 remake was gnarly and stayed true to the franchise roots and this film does the same by staying small and personal. The story was simple, but the creative scares and intense violence was top notch. The tension was so great and the choice to make it about a family is always a welcomed touch. Just the possession process of the mother alone was horrific and sad. The film progressed and I was very impressed with the practical gore effects and stunt work. Alyssa Sutherland gives an impressive and devilishly gleeful performance as Ellie and definitely is up there for me as one of the best Deadites ever. Sam Raimi's franchise legacy is in very good hands.
And now we've come to the moment you've all been waiting for. For me, this choice was a no brainer and truly broke all the boundaries many films wouldn't pass. The best film of 2023 is.......
Poor Things: Right from the beginning, this film set its own path and delivered its own take on the coming age story. The unconventional take on the story element of woman birthed of scientists' experiment was something that could've gone horribly in the wrong hands. It’s handled with care and it was truly breathtaking to experience the mental growth of a child in full grown woman's body. Emma Stone was challenged to colour outside the lines by creating a character that discovers her own path recklessly, analytically and with an open mind that was not afraid to challenge societal norms and ideals. She had the best dialogue to make a meal out of and I was never not hungry for more as I was anticipating her reactions. Mark Ruffalo was on another level of joyous vanity and comedy all mixed into one. This is the most energetic, uncompromising and pompous character I've ever seen him portray and he makes you actually care about him by the end of the film. The vocal dance between both Bella and Duncan was the most interesting part of the film and their chemistry was volcanic. The dance sequence was one of my favorite scenes. This was truly the best film of the year for me and I highly recommend this metaphorical dark comedy to any and all that want to see a showstopping cast at their very best.
Alright folks! That was my list of the best films of 2023! It was an interesting year for the horror genre and to end on a such a high note with one of the most unconventional coming of age stories was a treat. Do you agree with my list? Let me know what you think or tell me what your picks of the best films of 2023 are in the comments below. Thanks for reading and here's to 2024!
#best films of 2023#keanu reeves#when evil lurks#florence pugh#robert downey jr#oppenheimer#hailee steinfeld#across the spiderverse#christ pratt#alyssa sutherland#evil dead rise#emma stone#mark ruffalo#poor things
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CHRIST PRATT.
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#the terminal list#tv shows#amazon prime#christ pratt#constance wu#taylor kitsch#riley keough#arib merta#jeanne tripplehorn#illustration#vintage art#alternative movie posters
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Peter Quill / Starlord x Reader
Summary: Drabble about Peter being a jealous boyfriend!!
Warnings: Jealously, fluff, slightly steamy at the end (if you squint).
Word count: 400ish
Peter Quill. The Starlord. Gets. Jealous. SO QUICKLY.
Last time you stopped off somewhere to retrieve an item from a seller, the guy got a bit too friendly. You didn't read into it, nor did you play along but to Peter, the thought that someone else thought they had a chance with you sent something through him. He'd genuinely never been that angry before. Nor had be ever been THAT RUDE to a seller before.
"Yep, all done here. We'll be on our way." He nodded sternly to the guy as he snaked an arm around your waist, his wrist wresting on your lower back, applying some light pressure to signal your leave.
"Thanks again," you politely smiled and turned with Peter, item in hand about to be pocketed. Before you could spin a 360 and be on your way the seller caught your attention again.
"If you ever find yourself here again, you know where to find me, hm?" An eyebrow raised and a sultry tone was enough to not only make you pull a face and turn away, but it was enough to be Peter's last straw. Within a second a blaster was pulled from his hip aiming at the guy, without a second thought he'd pulled the trigger sending a blast towards him.
"Fucking hell Pete.." you gasped as the guy shuddered before a loud thud following his descent quickly to the hard wooden flooring of his shop.
"He's not dead, just knocked out." Peter rolled his eyes.
"You're jealous."
"No, I'm not."
"You are." You exclaimed, nearly back at the milano by now.
Peter stopped in his tracks for a second, it looked like he was thinking. "God you're just so gorgeous everyone wants you, it gets on my nerves."
With your face flushing you smiled at the compliment, but also in amusement - Peter really thought you'd ever choose anyone over him, and that just wasn't the case.
As you got back to the ship, Quill took a moment, turning to face you. He cupped your cheek with one hand, "I'm not jealous, you're mine."
His thumb caressed your bottom lip and you nodded in approval as he hummed waiting for a response.
"It's always gonna be you, Pete. My Starlord."
#peter quill smut#peter quill x reader#peter quill#peter quill x you#star lord#starlord#marvel mcu#mcu#mcu x reader#mcu x y/n#marvel#marvel x reader#marvel x y/n#marvel x you#chris pratt#christ pratt x reader#guardians of the galaxy
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💙❤️ 🍄 ❤️💚
#pixar onward#the super mario bros movie#barley lightfoot#mario nintendo#if I had a nickel for every time Christ Pratt played this role#i’d have 2 nickels#Which isn’t a lot but I’m glad it happened twice#Pixar#illumination#chris pratt
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guysssssss tiny baby Garfield oh my god he’s so tiny
#fell in love immediately and then Christ Pratt started talking GO AWAY#garfield#digital art#I don’t know how to tag when it’s not dndads art lol
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Pizza tower movie but Weird AL voices pizza head and Chris Pratt voices Peppino
In today's essay I will-
#This was totally not a conversation me and my irl buddy were having today#but like hear me out guys#PizzaHead is Weird Al coded#no PizzaHead IS Weird Al but in a silly pizza man costume#also Christ Pratt Peppino just because#(i may just still be a tiny bit mad about him voicing Mario in the Mario movie but not really)#Also Noise but voiced by Danny DeVito#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#pizzahead#im so sorry pizza tower fandom but this wont leave my mind#nero blabbing
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the man cannot help himself unforch
#video#tiktok#tiktoks#funny#lmao#wtf#chris pratt#religion#christian#christians#christianity#jesus#jesus christ#colormeloverly
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i’ve watched the new mario movie trailer (twice honestly) and
apparently the bowser/luigi shippers were right all this time
#christ pratt is still Meh but these two sound good#also my inner 14 year old grabbing every bit of luigi being on screen and/or on-screen brotherly affection like 'yeesssss'#super mario was one of my first online fandoms and i had a .....particular interest in luigi#super mario bros#bowser#luigi#man i dunno how to tag this#love wins etc#CBL text posts her existence
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PAPER IS TURNED IN AND I AM CRASHING NOW. BUT IT'S TURNED IN. Do not care what grade I get at this point. It's done and that's all I can bring myself to care about right now
#goodnight. jesus christ this was not fun#i mean i did have a lot of fun finishing it#because i finished it while half-working-half-watching jurassic park uhhhh the chris pratt one and eddy burback with friends#with two hours to go on the deadline#i did really enjoy that#but GOD I'M SO GLAD IT'S OVER
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well I'll say this the chris pratt -shaped silence in that second mario movie trailer was deafening
#mario#just watched it with daniel and boy#still loving jack black as bowser#and there was a very good#from Luigi#by charlie day#moment#but i am still not into christ pratt as mario#anyway#not hm#feathers is silly#mario movie
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I gotta say I love that gave Peach more of an active role in this movie instead just being helpless damsel in distress!!And I loved all voices,well except for some.
Other than that,second trailer have made me love Princess Peach and ship Luigi x Bowser even more.
#cheese talks#peach#mario movie#super mario bros movie#dk#mario#still didnt like his voice but christ pratt barely spoke in entire movie I would call that a win#luigi#bowser#princess peach#diddy kong
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