#chrissy is a total pisces

[uwusillygirl]

From the headcanons i've seen and what people think i think you're very spot on in that eddie is a fire sign (i believe i see sag most often?) and chrissy is water sign (def cancer or pisces). however, the important question when asking for anyone's personal opinion on astrology, what is YOUR sign uwu!!

i can totally see sag! and i was going to say pisces for her as an alternative!!!

i, personally, am an aries sun, sag moon, virgo rising! (which i know little about except the basic gist, and probably doesn’t give you tons of insight to me unless you’re like seeing that reflected in my writing and work somehow lmao)

[a-strange-inkling]

Official Munson Family Birthdays in Old Haunts (Domestic/Post Canon/Everybody Lives AU)

Edward Robert Munson - 3/29/66

Christina Elizabeth ‘Cunningham’ Munson - 3/3/68

Olivia Alice Munson- 7/9/88

Margaret May Munson - 9/16/90

[calzonekestis]

Hi! Love your blog and all your Eddissy related stuff! Especially that swapped au idea👀 lol

I had to tell someone else this cuz it's killing me, but I know Grace mentioned she thinks Chrissy would be a Pisces and I'm dying for someone to ask her at a con which sign she thinks Eddie is🥲 I love astrology and I think she's totally right about Chrissy. I wish I could go to one to ask but😭 probably just me that cares but 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol

First of all, thank you! The brain rot is real, three months and counting lol. Nice to know that people enjoy witnessing it tho.

And that’s actually a really good question. I know she closed off the asks on her blog (again, sadly) because antis had to go and ruin it for everyone - but maybe she’ll open them up again at some point. You could throw a post in the tags, hopefully it’ll make its way to her - you never know!

I made meme the other day and didn’t even tag her in it, and she found it/reblogged and revealed that Chrissy’s adorable little “me?” in the forest scene was improv. So I’d suggest throwing up a post asking others what they think, and crossing your fingers with the hope she’ll find it. 👀

My first instinct was Cancer, but after consulting a friend who knows more than I do about astrology - I’m kinda set on Aquarius!Eddie. And I know Grace and much of the fandom reject the June birthday from her school file, but… 👀

But again, I do think a case could be made for Cancer as well. And if we go with Pisces!Chrissy… this also fits.

Idk idk, I defer to the experts!

[tabloidtoc]

In Touch, March 22

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Meghan Markle vs. the Palace

Page 1: Contents

Page 4: John Mayer joined TikTok and Taylor Swift fans made it clear they still have bad blood 12 years after he broke the pop star's heart -- hours later John shared a video of himself nodding as the words I'm Hearing You Out appeared on the screen, then he posted a clip of himself in a dark room singing That Was a Real Weird Day but he should have known Swifties will never, ever, get over anyone who spurns Taylor

* Other enemies of Taylor who got slammed by her fans -- Kim Kardashian, Netflix for the show Ginny & Georgia, Justin Bieber and Scooter Braun, Burger King

Page 5: Play of the Week -- Tom Brady on tossing the Lombardi Trophy from his boat to his teammate's boat during their Super Bowl celebration on the river in Tampa, Co-Star of the Week -- Holly Hunter on knocking Chrissy Teigen to the ground for a scene in Mr. Mayor, Makeover of the Week -- Cara Delevingne goes brunette, Number of the Week -- 11.5 million dollars Angelina Jolie got for selling a rare Winston Churchill painting which was a gift from her ex-husband Brad Pitt

Page 6: Crib of the Week: John Travolta's charming Maine estate, Winner of the Week -- Aaron Rodgers donates $1 million to small businesses in his California hometown and gets thanked by Jodie Foster in her Golden Globes speech, Loser of the Week -- Golden Globes gets the lowest ratings ever with just 6.9 million viewers

Page 12: Up Close -- Kelly Clarkson on The Voice, Reese Witherspoon totes be best accessory yet which is her new pup Minnie Pearl, Jennifer Lopez

Page 14: Rocking a new hair color and killer heels Lady Gaga steps out of her hotel in Rome where she's filming her new movie Gucci

Page 16: Kate Hudson dons her Fabletics gear for a weights workout, a shirtless Tyler Cameron, Brooke Burke helping out California's Road Dogs & Rescue

Page 18: Katy Perry who has lost nearly 60 pounds since giving birth in a bathing suit with fiance Orlando Bloom and daughter Daisy (with her face blurred) on vacation in Hawaii

Page 20: Jennifer Garner shows off the crazy hair and more that her kids gave her last year on Yes Day which is the subject of her new movie, Britney Spears with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, Kate Beckinsale with her cat Clive in her lap, John Legend enjoys precious moments with his kids Luna and Miles

Page 22: With the final season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians set to premiere, Lisa Rinna is hell-bent on making her brood the next big family on reality TV and she wants to be a momager like Kris Jenner and that despite his bad-boy reputation Lisa is thrilled that her daughter Amelia Hamlin is dating Scott Disick -- Lisa thinks the timing couldn't be better for the Hamlins to land their own reality show and she's been pitching one for years and now she thinks it's within her reach but she may be setting herself up for major disappointment because the networks just aren't interested and everyone knows the Kardashians can't be replaced and while people love Lisa on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, giving her her own show might be a bit much and Lisa is no Kris Jenner, and Amelia and her sister Delilah Hamlin aren't as popular as the Kardashians or Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner and Lisa's husband Harry Hamlin would rather act; he doesn't want to be a reality star and he was only going along for the ride because Lisa pitched them as one big wacky family

Page 23: Hollywood Love Report -- Mary-Kate Olsen has been secretly dating CEO John Cooper for the last couple of months and he's just her type: older, good-looking, fun and successful and she's totally smitten

* Lily-Rose Depp and Timothee Chalamet split a year ago, but they've decided to give their relationship another chance

* Star Sightings -- 50 Cent and girlfriend Cuban Link, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Shannen Doherty, Joe Jonas, Zoey Deutch, Las Vegas Raiders quarterback Marcus Mariota

Page 24: Cover Story -- The Royal Family Speaks Out: Our Side of the Story -- after Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's bombshell interview, the palace scrambles to set the record straight -- the royal family feels stabbed in the back and they want everyone to know the truth -- Harry said his mother Princess Diana would feel very angry with how this played out and very sad

Page 30: Alec and Hilaria Baldwin's baby mystery -- the couple welcomes a new daughter and stirs up more drama

Page 32: My Bachelor Nightmare -- the first Black Bachelor Matt James' controversy-plagued season ends with betrayal and heartbreak

Page 34: The Big Interview -- Shep Rose of Southern Charm on his cheating scandal

Page 36: Fashion -- Zoom Fashion -- getting dressed-up for screen time means different things on top and bottom

Page 37: Beauty -- get Julia Garner's look from the Critics Choice Award

Page 42: Animal Overload -- my dog looks like Justin Bieber

Page 46: Horoscope -- Pisces Rob Lowe turned 57 on March 17

Page 48: Last Laughs

[ms-m-astrologer]

Transiting Mercury enters pre-retrograde shadow

Timeline (current events in BOLD)

Wednesday, September 23, 20:55 UT - transiting Mercury enters Rx shadow, 25:54 Libra

Sunday, September 27, 07:41 UT - transiting Mercury enters Scorpio

Thursday, October 1, 15:49 UT - Mercury’s greatest eastern elongation, 4:36 Scorpio

Wednesday, October 14, 01:05 UT - transiting Mercury stations retrograde, 11:40 Scorpio

Sunday, October 25, 18:23 UT - Sun-Mercury inferior conjunction, 2:47 Scorpio

Wednesday, October 28, 01:33 UT - transiting Mercury retrogrades back into Libra

Tuesday, November 3, 17:50 UT - transiting Mercury stations direct, 25:54 Libra

Tuesday, November 10, 17:00 UT - Mercury’s greatest western elongation, 29:47 Libra

Tuesday, November 10, 21:55 UT - transiting Mercury re-enters Scorpio

Thursday, November 19, 21:04 UT - transiting Mercury exits post-retrograde shadow, 11:40 Scorpio

I know, I know, it royally sucks that Mercury stations direct on the US’s election day. It did the same thing back on November 7, 2000: Mercury started the day retrograde, then changed signs (from Scorpio to Libra), before stationing direct very late (US time) that night. If you weren’t born yet, can’t remember what happened, or have blocked that unpleasantness out of your memory - there was much angst involving vote counts and recounts in Florida, and the election wasn’t officially decided until December 12, 2000. So, gang, don’t expect any instant results on November 3, 2020, either. Brace yourselves now.

Anyway. I really loathe these multi-sign retrogrades, because there’s twice as much work to do. What essentially happens, is that we somehow muff the final passage of the planet through the first sign, which makes it impossible to “do” the next sign well (or at all).

Especially given the Capricorn pile-up of unpalatable realities, the trouble with Mercury/Libra is a failure or refusal to admit the truth. We have our rose-colored glasses practically welded to our eyes, and we aren’t going to take them off. Our current situation is described in an uncannily prescient way by Chrissie Blaze, in her book Mercury Retrograde. About “Mercury Retrograde in Libra,” she wrote: 

Your sense of justice and equality may be challenged through apparently unfair events that are out of your control. Actually, life is now compelling you to view things from a perspective other than your own. Try walking in someone else’s shoes and see how it feels.

I’m personally not sure how far I want to walk in racists’ shoes - but understanding how racists got that way (e.g., susceptibility to being “played” by monied elites) can help me fix the problem.

The main thing you should do for now, is to identify which of your natal houses contain the span of 25:54 Libra through 11:40 Scorpio. (That’s tucked away in Ms M’s 12th House.) Next, see if this is going to trigger anything in your chart. Will there be aspects to the Sun, Moon, angles, Nodes, important planets? (Quite a few things for Ms M, with the main one being a three-peat conjunction to her natal North Node.)

I’m going to limit myself to the first Merc/Libra part of the proceedings. That’s enough for starters.

Wednesday, September 23, 10:38 UT - Saturn Rx/Capricorn square Mercury/Libra, 25:21 (25 degrees 21 minutes);  Thursday, September 24, 09:53 UT - transiting Mercury opposite Mars Rx/Aries, 26:36 (26 degrees 36 minutes)

Technically, that Saturn square happens about 10 hours before Mercury enters its retrograde shadow. I’m including it here because it’s the first of three squares between them. And although Mercury’s opposition to Mars happens after the shadow begins, we lucked out - this is a one-and-done situation. All together, though, it sets the unsettling tone for the entire Mercury Retrograde period.

Saturn Rx/Capricorn and Mars Rx/Aries are both very stubborn and difficult. “Intractable” and “implacable” come to mind. This isn’t a new situation (cardinal sign affliction), but rather something we have as yet failed to deal with properly, or healthily. Remember the Lennon lyric: “I couldn’t walk, but I tried to run”? Another way to look at it is an angry populace (Mars of course) versus a shady power structure (Saturn of course).

My thought is that this Merc Rx may start out as some kind of argument - bearing in mind that oppositions work through other people. Someone (perhaps a partner or an “authority”) says something extremely outrageous, offensive, inflammatory, etc. Maybe we hear it when watching the news, maybe while in the store, at work, on the bus. But those angry words set off the Merc Rx process for us. Do we try to understand it from the person’s point of view? Do we clasp our rose-colored glasses even tighter? Do we ignore it and hope it goes away? It’s impossible to mediate between two sides that want to obliterate each other - perhaps that’s the lesson we need to grasp.

For another take: Cam White, a YouTube (and other places) astrologer, mentioned this gnarly start. He thinks it’s going to manifest as Merc/Libra trying to harmonize everything, and Saturn/Cap just saying, “Nope. I’m not going to do that.” What does a peacemaking Mercury/Libra do, in the face of evil?

Placements lie between 24:21 and 27:36 of the cardinal signs Aries, Cancer, Libra, and Capricorn; and between 9:21 and 12:36 of the mutable signs Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, and Aquarius.

Sunday, September 27, 07:38 UT - Ceres Rx/Aquarius trine Mercury/Libra, 29:59

Interesting “blink and you miss it” set up here. At 07:20 UT, Ceres retrogrades back into Aquarius; Ceres trines Mercury at 07:38 UT; Mercury enters Scorpio at 07:41 UT. Twenty-one minutes total, and most of us in the US will sleep right through it. (Aussies, will you please tell us what we missed??)

Fortunately, this is also the first of three trines between Mercury and Ceres. The second one, on October 28, is also in Libra/Aquarius; but the third one, on November 10, sees Mercury moved back into Scorpio and Ceres back into Pisces.

Demetra George (in Asteroid Goddesses) wrote that flowing aspects between Mercury and Ceres “signify the ability to communicate empathetically with others and have rapport with beings who exhibit various levels of intelligence: children, the mentally disabled, plants, and animals.” In a natal chart this helps us develop “new communication skills that enable (us) to clearly articulate (our) needs and actively listen to and receive the response of others.”

So, yes, it’s a good thing that we’re going to have three tries! I’m still blown away by the brevity of this first pass, though. Those of us who won’t be awake, can ask for some dream guidance.

Placements affected lie between 28:59 and 29:59 of the yang signs Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, and Aquarius.

[ashislands]

21 questions tag 🦋

tagged by my love @yungluchini 🤍

1. name: christina

2. nickname: standard ones ig are chrissy/christie but everyone calls me smth different

3. gender: female

4. star sign: pisces

5. current time: 20:39

6. favourite artists: toni braxton, ne-yo, the weeknd, masego, loopy, jorja smith, zion t, winner, lauryn hill, dave, etc... hate this question, i can’t list all ;(

7. favourite song: currently, after hours by the weeknd. it’s embarrassing how many times i’ve listened to this since it came out

8. song stuck in your head: merlot - nafla

9. last movie you saw: save the last dance

10. last thing you googled: “wet brush superdrug” lmao. on that note pls lmk if you guys have good hairbrush recommendations

11. other blogs: my main and a semi dead blog i made for seunghun

12. main: @moonch-ild

13. do you get asks?: from time to time yeah, not as much as i used to tho

14. reason for your url: well.. it’s pretty self explanatory lmao

15. average amount of sleep: i am so sleep deprived atm i’d be lucky if i can total up five :( ideally ten

16. lucky number(s): 3, 7, 17, 22

17. currently wearing: white oversized tshirt and grey sweatpants

18. dream job: oh god.. actual dream job would be something like a music director, i’ve had a passion for it since i was very little because of my dad, but sadly i went down the safe academic route so :/ i currently have no idea what i’ll end up doing

19. dream trips: sososo many but lately i’ve been obsessed with finland. i wanna go to one of those glass roof cabins in winter and watch the northern lights ahhdjdjsksk i can’t stand myself sometimes

20. favourite food: rice, corn on the cob, beef.. dk if this counts but my actual favourite thing to eat anywhere anytime is (chocolate) ice cream

21. play any instruments?: used to play the guitar but haven’t touched it in years. sadly it’s just sitting in my room rn along with a keyboard that i’ve been telling myself i’ll start playing for months :/

tagging: @ange-reveur @sophrosynes @diamxndgirl @hanhae @boyfrmthmoon @gneocchi @groovyroom

[smallcowplant]

people I’d like to get to know better tag 👀☕️💕

I was tagged by the magical @rainydaysimmer!! 

name: sam (full name samantha, but that’s p obvious I think)

height: 5 foot 6! (apparently that’s 167 cm for u metric system folks!)

zodiac sign: 🌞libra sun/🌛pisces moon/⬆️cancer rising (which explains everything tbh)

hobbies: writing, daydreaming, listening to music, spending time with my dog, reading (and somehow, this blog combines all of those things!! so basically this is my main hobby atm) 

favorite colors: pastel pink/rosy pink!! and scarlet/cherry red!!

favorite books: gone girl, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, coraline, the book thief, simon vs. the homo sapiens agenda, smoke gets in your eyes: and other lessons from the crematory!

last song listened to: nites like this by choir boy! if you get the chance, I highly recommend it....it’s so beautiful and melancholic----BIG labyrinth-meets-blade runner-vibes! it’s on my new tss: season two playlist (I’m dipping into plotting season two alongside season one, and I’ve found some fitting bops)!

inspiration for muse: music!!! and films and television!! (also, to a lesser degree nowadays, books!) I get SO many ideas for things, but it's fairly easy to see which ones will stick...a lot of them only exist as daydreams, but once I start going back to them over-and-over....yeah, I gotta tell that story lol! BTW I totally vibe w/ what chrissy said here about having to be “in my genre”!! so much of my personality/aesthetic at any given time is 99% the last show/movie I watched or book I read lol!! I need to be knee-deep into whatever genre I’m writing to fully feel inspired! 

dream job: I’d still love to be a librarian! I might pursue that when I eventually go back to school...or maybe therapy or teaching. I’m not sure yet! 

meaning behind your URL: I wanted something cute and sims-related, and I’m absolutely in love with the baby cowplants/cowplants in general (the undiscovered niche in cc is cowplant recolors/mods....I’m just saying....), so, tah-dah! smallcowplant!

my nosy ass is gonna tag @raamensims, @littlemissnellie, @simfulwoohoo, @ivyandink, @sim-bubble, @givememoveobjectsorgivemedeath, @hesitantpixels, and @highsandharlows!! feel free to ignore tho!

[paydayloanspb]

Chrissy Teigen Is a Total Sagittarius Mom - See 11 Other Moms Repping Their Zodiac Signs

Chrissy Teigen Is a Total Sagittarius Mom – See 11 Other Moms Repping Their Zodiac Signs

As someone who once believed that zodiac signs were total BS, it didn’t take long for me to realize that my being stubborn was actually a result of being a Pisces (touché, astrology). Although not everyone is a perfect match to the sign they’re born into, it’s hard to deny that most people do loosely fit into their given horoscope, and not many others. And those signs can say a lot about who we…

[ms-m-astrologer]

Transiting Mercury Rx into Aries

Timetable (current events in bold): Mercury enters Retrograde Zone, Sunday, March 26, 24:15 Aries Mercury into Taurus (mulligan), Friday, March 31 Mercury at Greatest Eastern Elongation, Saturday, April 1, 00:42 Taurus Mercury Retrograde, Sunday, April 9, 4:50 Taurus Mercury’s Inferior Conjunction, Thursday, April 20, 00:20 Taurus Mercury Rx back into Aries, Thursday, April 20 Mercury direct, Wednesday, May 3, 24:15 Aries Mercury into Taurus, Tuesday, May 16 Mercury at Greatest Western Elongation, Wednesday, May 17, 1:39 Taurus Mercury out of Retrograde Zone, Saturday, May 20

Here are the “Aries Mercury Retrograde Survival Tips” from Mercury Retrograde by Chrissie Blaze:

Put a temporary stopper on new ideas and use the time to constructively review things that are already underway.

Count to three before making those split-second decisions you are normally so good at.

Take some of that unused vacation time and relax.

Do a kind deed for someone else.

We’re especially distractable until Mercury goes direct. We pick up on people’s motivations, rather than on what they’re saying, and naturally other people are picking up on our motivations as well. Aries honesty in communication can damage us if we aren’t super-careful about what we say and how we say it.

Sunday, April 23, Saturn Rx/Sagittarius trine Mercury Rx/Aries, 27:31

Second of two. This is particularly appropriate for the “constructive review of things that are already underway.” Saturn in Sagittarius deepens our understanding, and helps us also with “picking up on people’s motivations.” Wait until after Mercury goes direct and trines Saturn for the third/last time before making any final decisions.

Planets/Points affected lie between 26:31 and 28:31 of the yang signs Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, and Aquarius.

Sunday, April 23, Vesta/Cancer square Mercury Rx/Aries, 27:29

Second of three, with the third happening after both Mercury and Vesta have changed signs. At this point the cardinal grand cross is pretty much over with: Vesta is moving beyond being in orb of the other planets involved (Jupiter, Uranus, Pluto, and Eris). It’s possible, therefore, to at least identify this part of the problem. (Mercury-Vesta challenges can include poor communication skills, either from being overly precise or from being vague.) I would try to resolve the issue(s) around the time of the third square (May 22), as the different signs (Taurus-Leo) will involve new approaches to the situation.

Planets/Points affected lie between 26:29 and 28:29 of the cardinal signs Aries*, Cancer *, Libra*, and Capricorn*; and between 11:29 and 13:29 of the mutable signs Gemini*, Virgo*, Sagittarius*, and Pisces*.

Friday, April 28, Uranus/Aries conjunct Mercury Rx/Aries, 25:16

Second of three. Mercury stays within two degrees of orb from April 24 to May 12, about 19 days total. Uranus is said to be the “higher octave” of Mercury, meaning that it functions as Mercury does, within the mind, but on/in the collective/universal level and not the personal level. I see this as a long opportunity to “up” our intellectual games. Remember that Mercury is the “esoteric” ruler of Aries - well, there’s an even higher level of rulership, the hierarchical, and in that system Uranus is the ruler of Aries.

Planets/Points affected lie between 24:16 and 26:16 of the cardinal signs Aries*, Cancer *, Libra*, and Capricorn*; and between 9:16 and 11:16 of the mutable signs Gemini*, Virgo*, Sagittarius*, and Pisces*.