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The sexiest man alive has arrived! Need him to get in my bed. I promise we'll have a good time -- @chrisrevanns
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conmemorando el 8 de marzo en Buenos Aires, Argentina
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I’ve finally figured out the Hollywood Chrises
Chris Pine, with his joy in the D&D movie, has cemented himself as the character actor Chris. He’s actually the natural successor to the Harrison Ford leading role energy because he relaxes into each character with a natural charm. Chris Evans is the leading role Chris. He’s the big name, acting chops, and the classic Tumblr Dorito manshape that will bring people to the movies for a fun time and a pretty face. He and Pine are what Hollywood keeps trying to make Chris Pratt be by himself. Chris Hemsworth is unfortunately too Australian for any hollywood chris-type other than Chris Himbosworth. Big, strong, a little dumb, a man inexplicably beloved by lesbians. Chris Pratt is just a shitbag.
#Back On My Bullshit#hollywood chrises#chris pratt#chris hemsworth#chris evans#chris pine#dungeons and dragons movie#d&d movie#look i used to live near lake stevens i could tell you some shit the locals were familiar with about him and his fam
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In case you didn't know, 4 out of 6 of the original Avengers casts are Oscar nominees 🏆
Robert Downey Jr. for Chaplin (1993), Tropic Thunder (2009) and won for Oppenheimer (2024)
Scarlett Johansson for Marriage Story and Jojo Rabbit (2020)
Mark Ruffalo for The Kids Are All Alright (2010), Foxcatcher (2014), Spotlight (2015), and Poor Things (2023)
Jeremy Renner for The Hurt Locker (2010) and The Town (2011)
#waiting for the chrises nominations#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#academy awards#academy award winner#academy award nominee#oscars#original six#scarlett johansson#jeremy renner#robert downey jr#rdj#mark ruffalo#marriage story#jojo rabbit#oppenheimer#charlie chaplin#tropic thunder#poor things#black widow#hawkeye#iron man#hulk#avengers#mcu
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Halt and Catch Fire 4.02 Signal to Noise 4.10 Ten of Swords
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this is the only project i want tom holland’s name invoked for

#they speak#context: butchman said if dp got the live action treatment he’d want tom holland to be danny#(a live action project isn’t actually happening)#(also i don’t have any beef with tom holland i just think he’s overused)#anyways yeah i think it would be fucking hilarious & completely get the point if a current overrated pretty boy was cast for this#like timothee chalamet also comes to mind but maybe let him age a few years#assuming that ai-generated w dark academia prompt looking face can age at all#or like. idfk what other celebrities are there. one of the chrises maybe#i’m sure chris pine could manage it but he’s a little more predictable.#this edible might finally be hitting though ngl
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I know he’s not Hollywood A List, but I humbly put put forth the nomination of Christian (born Christopher, nickname Chris) Kane as a Chris TM. He’s been in Hollywood for years, can act, sing, cook, does most of his own stunts, knows and likes art history, loves dogs, can ride a horse and just genuinely loves what he does and the people he works with. He posts to his Instagram with absolutely no consistency (unless it’s a new project).
He’s got a great voice and stupidly piercing blue eyes. And he’s been on most of tumblrs favorite shows: Angel, Leverage, Supernatural.
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Get swarmed, idiot
#*insert battle of the bastards jon snow being crushed in the crowd image*#he's got 4 Chrises to put up with now#wesker#albert wesker#chris redfield#tsum tsums
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chris evans will always be mr alba baptista to me
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Why did I find out that Chris Chan has a gf from a YouTube short with 30 likes instead of a 5 hour video essay :(((((((
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Live laugh love Chris Redfield reblog if u agree

#chris redfield#resident evil#re8 chris redfield#i love all the chrises(?) but re8 is the one im most accustomed to#also im still trying to figure out layout stuff so sorry it doesnt look nice#<3#my edit
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Evans this, Pine that. We all know which Chris is truly the best.

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HOLA COSITA
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HALT AND CATCH FIRE (2014-2017) 2x01//
PAPER GIRLS (2022) 1x02
#BOTH EXECUTIVE PRODUCED BY THE CHRISES!#...paper girls deserved so much better#a cancellation that i'll literally never get over#halt and catch fire#paper girls#cameron howe#donna clark#donna emerson#erin tieng#mac coyle
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Little something quick from last night 😌 sexy Kasper two hours screen happy Danes
#am i loving the floopy choppy hair? no#am i loving him? always and forever 😌#just a little fast and quick thingie until i have time to rewatch a match (if i find it because that's always a hit or miss)#i wish he'd take of his shirt like both Chrises do.... i wish he'd be nakey... i just want to see SOME SKIN PLEASE KASPER#loving him happy tho that's always my favourite look on Kaspy 🥺🥺🥺#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america#Instagram
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who's gonna tell wildbow that there are names other than chris
#context: four (4) parahumans chrises when barely any other names get repeated#and I just met maggie holt's dad#pactthoughts
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