#chris if ur out there..

[pseudophan]

charlie’s tweet made me kick my feet and giggle out loud she’s awesome

she's so fucking funny

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

based off that matpat photo

[sturnioloho]

dirty chris

[nonranghaes]

heads up: plus size!fem!reader. mentions of potential weight gain. mentions of reader struggling with self-love when younger.

the moment you groan, chris is looking up to see what the problem is. you're standing in front of the mirror in your bedroom, one of your favorite pairs of jeans unbuttoned, and looking like you might fight someone if they poke you the wrong way. you straighten up a moment later, sucking in your stomach as you try again to button them. he makes his way over as you manage to snag the button into the hole, and then relax.

"you okay?" he wraps his arms around you, swaying in place with you. "you've had this pair for a while."

"yeah, i..." you lean into his chest, letting out a sigh. "either i gained, or they've shrunk a little. they're tight in other places, too, so i think i've just washed 'em enough times."

he kisses the side of your neck, squishing your stomach. "mhm," he says. he stares at the reflection of the two of you in the mirror, and he hides a smile as he kisses your shoulder. "fuck, you're hot."

something about the way he hides his face, all flustered and face turning red, when he says it makes you burst into giggles. you slide your hands down his arms until you reach his hands, and snuggle into him fully. "just like you."

self-love can be hard, but it's easier when you've surrounded yourself with people who make you feel great inside and out. years ago, you would have pushed chris away--you likely wouldn't even be changing with him in the room, actually--and insisted that he was the hotter of the two of you.

now? all you can do is look in the mirror and admire how good the two of you look together. even with you still shirtless and chris in his pajamas, you think that being in love is what completes your combined look.

[littlecrittereli]

just one of those days man...

THIS IS SO LOW QUALITY HELP LOL

ignore that I can't draw very well rn I'm very focused on school so not much time to doodle

[ncydema-hart]

[not-your-bro]

it's interesting to see 'cameras in the cabin' debate in the until dawn tag, because honestly this is has always felt canon to me. josh tells mike about the cabin before the trip. he suggests they go when the fight breaks out. he calls them porn stars, says he'd pay to see it, and it isn't a leap to think he left the kama sutra there.

this doesn't mischaracterize or villainize josh by making him 'perverted,' because he isn't doing it for his own sexual pleasure. he's doing it because what happened to hannah was sexual. they were going to film her making out, possibly more, and weren't deterred by her move to take her shirt off. josh's stated goal is to make them feel what hannah felt. by filming mike & jess in some state of undress, he's humiliating them in the same way.

it's also in line with other things he does. however you interpret his actions toward sam - whether you think he's playing into horror tropes for the 'movie' he's making or that he simply wants to humiliate her, too - he still films her naked and steals her clothes.

he plans on posting this online in some fashion, so anything explicit would presumably be cut from the final product. but the point is that josh's goals are to humiliate people he blames and/or put on a good show for the cool horror movie slash prank video he's going to post online, and putting cameras in the cabin makes sense as part of that.

[milkbreadtoast]

guilty challenge doodle... LMFAOOO🏃🏻

[lilacevans]

ransom drysdale + outfits

[xdeewolfx]

About rambling on about your day at trww screening, I would love to hear about it!

anon i love u ..... i'll put it under a cut cuz this might get long winded i love talking thank u

SO i went to the uh, august 12th ? the real will wood screening in new jersey last year. i think it was the last of 3 or so shows that day so it was taking place later in the evening. i got there uh Way Stupid Early because i wanted NOTHING to go wrong (i have chronic bad luck). the nice people at the movie theater were very kind, they let me sit inside and wait cuz it was hot out, they chatted with me a bit, and were just generally really cool people. i sat in the theater lobby for a bit, saw there was a merch table cleared and waiting to be set up. i didnt approach cuz im not That Kinda Person but i was like omg, thats gotta be for trww screening right. some people would come and go out of the direction of trww theater, mostly helpers. but THEN, im sitting there and i see tall guy in hat walk behind the table, rummage around in a bag, and start eating a lil snacky snack. the lobby was kinda dark and im blind as a bat anyway so it didnt click for me in the moment. i tried not to stare, only glanced up a few times. but eventually he looked up too and i was like wait that is THE real will wood. i stayed calm and casual, he waved at me, and i waved back with a sorta exasperated "oh my god, are you will wood?" and he just laughed and nodded. i told him i was there for the 7pm showing, and he (SO very shocked) was like "oh- oh my god? i thought you were here for the matinee!"

so that alone was super fucking cool. i didnt try to keep him or nerd out too much cuz at the end of the day he is just like, A Guy. yeah i really like his music but i didnt wanna be a freak or anything. he walked off and im like keysmashing in the discord group chat to my friends. chris appeared a few times too, walked outside for a smoke or to take a call or whatever. i smiled at him a few times but didnt have any one-on-ones and again didnt wanna be weird and pull him away from what he was doing or whatever.

after a bit, will walks out of the theater and approaches me. he leaned in and whispered "you can just... sneak in, if you want" with like the sneakiest smirk and im like UH ! UH ! UHHH!!!! because holy fucking shit no way will wood himself just offered to sneak me into the showing before the one i paid for? i just thanked him and he walked off, i didn't end up sneaking in cuz i had VIP for my actual showing and didnt wanna risk being kicked out of the theater. i mean, im sure will would have had my back but i just did NOT wanna risk it yfeel.

those were kinda the last interactions i had before one of the theater guys told me i probably wanna go stand outside to line up because people were starting to show up for the show i paid for. super cool of him. he walked me outside and i stood at the front, met some very awesome people, chatted for uh idk how long. time was moving so weird i was so excited.

before the line got too long, i noticed will and chris were sitting on a bench a ways down and i was like shit. h. okay. want to interact, i want to get them each to draw a little doodle in this sketchbook i brought. told myself i'd get will to draw a little black cat (had a black cat named jynx that i love and adore and miss so dearly) and chris to draw a little black dog (had a black lab named Q who i also love and adore and miss so dearly) and i knew this was my chance. sure i could do it at the meet-and-greet part of the vip experience i paid for but like. i knew there'd be a line of people and they'd want to expedite the process so i just went for it. i waited for a good window where nobody else was around so they wouldnt be overwhelmed. i, probably in the most sopping wet of a man way, shyly walked up and excused myself, asked if i could talk to them, to which they were both super cool and chill with it. i thanked them for their time, asked them if they could each draw what i was thinking of. will took the marker first while i explained why a black cat was so important and significant to me, and he listened with such genuineness.

i asked will if i could possibly get this tattoo'd one day, and he said “now i’m going to let you know. maybe some day i’ll strip down naked and run down the street saying slurs. so i might be CANCELLED some day. and if you have this on your body you will be called out on twitter. just so you know” which, funniest fucking response ever. what a fuckin king.

after that, i asked chris to draw a lil dawgie. he was much less enthused about having to draw but he DID it, he did like a step by step narration as he drew, ("how did I manage to make it look like a dick and a vagina at the same time") i told him he was doing great and got a very nervous "dont PATRONIZE me!" but it was all in fun and we all got a really good laugh out of that too i think. all in all both REALLY funny guys and good sports.

after that i thanked them both profusely and walked back to my spot in line. i met and chatted with even MORE people until the actual lineup for the show began. will opened the door and ushered us all in, this time in a different theater than the one he was in earlier in the day. this one was past the merch table, i kinda just walked straight past it to the theater because they werent even selling things yet, just getting things set up. everyone else behind me seemed to linger though, so i kinda just like. stood in the doorway of the theater nervously, not knowing what to do.

will walked up and asked me what was wrong, i told him i was nervous and didnt want to go in there by myself since nobody else was following. hes like, "awh, you're not alone! we'll go in there together" to which i knee-jerk replied with "omg we're besties." not the worst thing i could have said but i did feel quite silly, its alright tho he laughed so hopefully it wasnt like. too awkward LMAOOO.

chris was already in the theater waiting, will told me to sit anywhere so i just kinda sat directly at the front (later i'd learn that i picked the seats directly behind chris and will, pretty neat). some announcements were made as people started filing in, then the VIP part started. i once again was first in line, i didnt really have anything more to say or do besides take a picture with them and get them to sign the drawings they'd done earlier. when i popped open the book for chris to sign his dog, he just "jesus i hate looking at this thing". jokes on you chris i love looking at it. its hanging on my wall riiight now. probably wont get it tattoo'd (sorry) but its okay he begged me not to anyway.

i felt kinda silly and im kicking myself for it a bit, but after this photo chris was like "thanks for comin out and supporting us," and then sorta paused like he expected me to fill in the blank and say my name (in hindsight i realized i. NEVER told them my name.) but i was too jittery and overwhelmed by all the people behind us so i just smiled and walked off. i know they probably wouldnt have remembered my name anyway cuz they met so many people that day but, its like damn ! what if !

i went and got popcorn after that and just watched as people filed in and got pics with will n chris, told nice stories and gave gifts, then it was time for the screening itself. before they shut off the lights, will ran down the isle giving everyone high fives, starting with me since i was right at the front. SO fuckin cool.

the rest of the show was just, ykno, watching The Real Will Wood and sometimes getting gags or commentary from chris and will. at one point, when the song 2012 started playing, a guy next to me shouted the loudest "FUCK!" in time with the song. this got will to sit up and slowly turn around with a puzzled look, then he just "nice man" and gave the dude a high five. there was also a funny gag where someone pulled out a lighter and waved it all slow concert-style to Bones, so naturally everyone else pulled out their phone flashlights and it lit up the entire fuckin theatre. will and chris both turned around and just “jesus fucking christ” because it was SO GODDAMN BRIGHT. theres actually a pic of me doing the flashlight thing from will's instagram story LMAOO, i was honestly in a decent amount of his story shots (im the one in the orange shirt). pretty neato.

i didnt get any videos or pictures during the show itself because 1. its a movie. duh. but also cuz my phone was like, RAPIDLY losing battery and i could not risk it dying in case of an emergency. thats alright tho, im okay with the memories of that being in my brain :]

after the show, chris and will thanked everyone and we all sloooowly filed out to the merch table. since i was at the front of the theater, i was one of the last ones out, but thankfully i got the merch i wanted. bought a tshirt and a few albums. met a few people in line that i still talk to every now and then. at the very end, again since i was one of the last ones to the merch line, chris and will were just hanging out thanking people and saying goodnight. since the picture from in the theater kiiinda sucked lighting wise and was a little blurry, i asked if i could take a selfie with them. they were both really cool about it, i thanked them yet again, and then i was off. i sat in a corner charging my phone while i waited for an uber, and that was the day done :]

thank you for letting me ramble, anon, i love thinking about this day. i have chronic bad luck but everything was going right for once and im so thankful for it. i'd love to meet chris and will again some day, they are such genuine and nice people

[every-sanji]

[demelly]

sobbing over them WAAUGH <\\\3

[sturnioloho]

this realization lmfao

[chris-continues]

Kissing knives thoughts

(Because he’s been on my mind tbh)

Knives totally loves putting his thumb on your bottom lip and saying something totally mundane like “you need to do your laundry” LMAO

He totally thought abt how soft ur lips were- what would it be like to bite them? Kiss them? Touch them?

Oh no you could take it, right? He’s desperate to feel your lips, god they’re so soft, your cupids bow is gentle and you’re so warm, so plush, so sweet, he wants to hold you to him forever

And if you’re lucky

A few small noises will escape him. Just a few. A few small pants, the small sound of him kissing you. He’ll hum, pleased, grip you by the base of your hair and the small of your back and hold you close. Don’t go anywhere, he needs to feel your lips- he’s been so patient

If you tried to hide your face it depends on what mood he’s in- if he’s feeling kind he’d let you hide your face in your hands, or in the crook of his neck, but if he thinks he’s been especially patient waiting to kiss you he’d move your hands away and keep kissing you, murmuring, “stay..” against your lips and pulling you in closer by the waist- don’t wriggle away, you clearly like this just as much as him since you’re kissing back so eagerly

He’d only pull back from kissing you to admire your flustered and or dazed state. He loves the effect he has on you

Your mussed up hair (thanks to his hand pulling your head closer to him), your heavy breathing (because he kissed the air out of you), your dewy and slightly puffy lips, (because he just loves the feeling of dragging his canines to ur lip bc GOD you’re so soft and beautiful)

He’s so flustered help

[yansurnummu]

so I've befriended this guy in eso who's become "the treasure map guy" like I don't really know anything about him but he likes to do treasure maps so I send him all mine for free since I cba. And he sends me motifs he digs up that he already has learned and little updates in the mail. like I have a pet motif hireling out in the world :)

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

We need a Total Drama character who just has an absolutely horrible sense of direction. They have no idea where they are or where they’re going at any point during the show. Half the time they’re lost somewhere on the island. It’s so bad that they struggle with left and right sometimes. At least one of their teammates has to be assigned to keep them from getting horribly lost.

Bonus: They don’t even get eliminated or evacuated. They just got super lost one day when nobody was keeping an eye on them and never showed up to the elimination ceremony. After a (probably token, let’s be real here) attempt at finding them, Chris declares that the contestant is out of the competition.

Bonus Bonus: They show up during the finale, having had a fun little adventure off-screen during the course of the show.

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