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#dndads#dungeons and daddies#link li wilson#chris dndads#my art#the caption says 'what a lovely wedding:)' btw#links memories from the speedrun are something that can be so angsty#i decided to post this before my anchor series cause im not entirely satisfied with it...#i think this turned out well#adult link looks basiclly the same as he does as a teen cause this was all fake :)
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ship sketch request… glitchkicks???
Me feels like Chris’s love language was touch
[ship sketches open]
#I will make you cry when thinking about them#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads s2#dndaddies#dndads quest#dndads fanart#lincoln li wilson#Chris Dndads#Chris cult#Glitchkicks#My art
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dndads as chris fleming
glenn and nick
youtube
darryl and henry
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trudy
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also trudy
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darryl
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hermies standup
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scam
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henry
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hermie
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they’re all gonna laugh at you!!
#dndads#francis farnsworth#dungeons and daddies#the peachyville horror#fanart#myart#art#do you see my vision he is so insanely carrie coded#in a carrie au I think tommy ross = carly and miss collins = kelsey#shane as either chris or sue snell depending on how truthful he was about feeling remorse
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taylor was the one to do the final blow to willy because he hurt cassandra actually
#nah cuz he says hes gonna kill him if he hurts his mom and...bro drowned the man with his piss#god this stupid fucking podcast jesus chri#dndads#dndaddies#dungeons and daddies#dungeons & daddies#taylor swift dndads#dndads taylor swift#willy stampler#cassandra swift#autumn rambling#dndads spoilers#🍁
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Also I was literally JUST planning a Gothcleats as adults AU longfic.. and then I was like “nooo I have too many other things to write. I don’t need to do this” BUT NOW. UM. VERY TEMPTED
#basically an AU where Scary never made $1 million to get out of the simulation#and they met again in the simulation but also Chris is there. and their memories of the real world are fading#and things ensue etc.#but NOW#I CAN JUST WRITE. POSTCANON…? RUGRGRHDH?????#no.. I mustn’t#I ALSO HAVE FIC REQUESTS TO WRITE NOW LOL#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads spoilers#dungeons and daddies spoilers
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"average person has one spouse" lincoln li-wilson-swift-marlowe-oak-swallows-garcia-unworthy who has had 5 spouses is a statistical outlier adn should not be counted
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best part of the entire episode was link/matt using Exclusively genderneutral pronouns for his spouse, Chris (Kris?)
#dndads#dndads season 2 spoilers#dndads s2#lincoln li wilson#.#i was paying intensely close attention so im 99% sure this is the case#the others were joking about chris being a woman but matt did not provide a gender at all#he consistently used they/them for chris and im going insane#so happy man
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Diversity win! Link’s ex-future-video-game-spouse is non-binary!
#name of chris (could be masculine or feminine) and matt exclusively used they/them pronouns for them#dndads spoilers#lincoln li wilson#chris li wilson#that’s right. I’m giving them a character tag#silver tongue (talk tag)
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Each of the Kiddads can be linked to one of the Grown Ups dads.
Terry Jr Stampler: Chris Rock/Kurt McKenzie
Grant Wilson: Adam Sandler/Lenny Feder
Nicky Close/Foster: David Spade/Marcus Higgins
Lark Oak Garcia: Kevin James/Eric Lamonsoff
Sparrow Oak Garcia: Rob Shneider/Rob Hillard
(the Grown Ups Pina Colada song btw)
#dndads#random#rant#dungeons and daddies#terry jr#grant wilson#lark oak garcia#lark oak#sparrow oak garcia#sparrow oak#nick foster#nick close#nicky freeman#grown ups#adam sandler#kevin james#chris rock#david spade#rob schneider#Spotify
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introducing Chris
I wanted to give them a lively personality and honestly i’m really liking their hair.
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dndads s2#dndads quest#lincoln li wilson#dndads fanart#My art#Chris Dndads#Glitchkicks#Just a tiny bit
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shitpost
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dndads fanart#dungeons and daddies fanart#normal oak#chris fleming
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so dndads live show St Paul! idk how much of this is a spoiler for anyone else going to shows so I'ma cut here!
we had!
- so many gay people in the audience that as I was walking in to the venue I said to my friend damn this is like a pride parade and a bunch of gay people in front of me were like TRUEE
- a live performance of both! dead and gone and rocks rock! it was so incredible. Beth and Will both POPPED OFFF!!!!!! they were so cool oh my god. and Freddie fucking shredded it on the electric guitar it was so sick.
- silly St Paul themed dad facts plus Ron just uhh thinking all manual labor is called a hand job.
- the people royally fucking up the dice roll (not my fault I was in the balcony I cannot be held responsible)
- the people absolutely manifesting the complete improv prompt as the live show topic. and all of the cast going into mourning over it (will fell to his knees on the stage so dramatically it was so funny)
- the cast deciding to do a DND game with their characters! Starring: Will Campos as Henry oak as Mr Chris (later Dr Chris), by the book health inspector! Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson as Darryl, ex football quarterback now accomplished priest searching to remember all 10 commandments! Beth may as Ron stampler as Nor Relpmats, doctor (the best health inspector of them all)! and Freddie Wong as Glenn Close as Glenn The Closer, weed enjoyer moonlighting as a health inspector relying on his gut! Anthony Burch as Patrick as Patrick the shit (among other characters)!
- the audience not being able to stop being horny when giving suggestions for what their location, bad guy, and theme were gonna be (bdsm dungeon, just a guy from the audience named Patrick, and a 10 commandments dildo)
- an abundance of flashbacks and one single flashforward
- butt spanking competition to get past the second door (it is a bdsm castle ig)
-mr Chris tests to see if the floor has been cleaned recently and thinks it hasn't. Glenn the closers gut says it's fine but Mr Chris says if he tastes some of what's on the ground he'll be able to tell better. Glenn the Closer bites his fingers and Mr Chris is into it.
- Mr Chris finding a dead cockroach on the ground and revives it using CPR and mouth to mouth (Anthony is the cockroach and also when will tried to fake the mouth to mouth yelled DO IT PUSSY so yeah they actually kissed like twice at least) and revived it to ask about the cleanliness of the floor and found it not very.
- none other than paeden bennets on the second level, who Darryl proceeded to obliterate with a holy football. I'm not lying (not before asking how Patrick the DM knew about their friend Paeden who was long dead and us getting a lively npc on npc scene by Anthony of Patrick meeting Paeden and getting punched in the balls and saying "I'll never forget you")
- Test by the health inspectors to see if the blood of paeden would get cleaned up. all of the soots from spirited away came in with little mops to clean it and cleaned all the party. Glenn rolled to see if he's into it and got a 9 but the crowd gave inspiration and he got a 6, which is 69 so he was and wanted to stay there forever with the soots. Henry as Mr Chris used his persuasion to get Glenn the closer to leave the soots by saying that whatever they're doing he could do it better. because apparently they're ex lovers now. (Anthony yelled something about Will wanting to kiss another boy)
- Flashback reveals that they were highschool sweethearts but were going to health inspection schools on opposite sides of the US and were talking about how their relationship would progress from there when Mr Chris' secret lover barges in and informs them that they're pregnant and he's the father! Glenn the Closer gets upset and asks what happened and Mr Chris proceeds to another, extremely graphic, flashback where Ron the doctor commentates the uhhh conceiving of said child. and Glenn is understandably upset at the graphicness of this explanation about being cheated on. They end with bitter words, stating they're now nemesis in health inspection.
- Nor asks Mr Chris how long it's been since he saw his son Patrick. (not since birth lmao)
- they go up to the final level, find Patrick using the commandment dildo, on the 8th one I think, and upon seeing his absent father run in and ask "are ya winning, son!?"gets extremely turned off. he understandably asks what he's doing there after being absent his whole life. Mr Chris explains that he's finally ready to be back in his life, with his husband Glenn the closer, and his newfound belief in Christianity from Darryl the priest who's really good at football.
- Flashforward to Mr Chris and Glenn the Closer living together and apparently "they're bougie enough to have their own priest" so Darryl lives with them too. Nor comes to visit and we see the commandment dildo hanging above the mantle.
and that's that on that.
#this is incomprehensible#i guess thats what you get from improv lmao#it was so fucking funny tho y'all i had such a time#huge shout out to the entire cast for being so cool and coming to my state first#did i drive 4 hours to get to st paul and am i going to have to drive another 4 hours to get back tomorrow#yes#did i spend a lot of money overall on the tickets and the gas#you know what#it just be like that sometimes#dndads#dungeons and daddies#glenn close#darryl wilson#ron stampler#henry oak#glennry i guess???#i mean its also just the age old story of fucking your friends through dnd tho#also shout out to my friend who came with me having not listened to any of dndads besides the animatics ive sent and my rants about the plot#like it truly experienced so much with so little context
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Same
chris means everything to me....
#theyve never even showed up in canon i would die for them#also matt intentionally not using pronouns for them???? i see you#dndads#dungeons and daddies#also chris is 100% either a guy or nonbinary and link is using they/them to either hide that fact or to be respectful to his parnter in a#game
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Aww I kinda wish Link got to use the (e)xbox… Chris :( 🫶
#I’m on a road trip so this is probably my only post about the new ep#but wow! wowowow. killed me dead. anyway#dndads spoilers#dungeons and daddies spoilers#dndads#dungeons and daddies#not a very spoilery post but. hopefully that covers my bases#thinking about Chris 4ever#so many Oaks thoughts rn also but. I am choosing peace 🧘♀️#looking out at the mountain scenery 😌 I love leaving my state
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im gonna make an ongoing list of all the customers w dndads names ive helped at my pizza job bc keeping myself entertained will make work a little more bearable
- tony
- nick
- ron
- darryl
- taylor
- chris
- doug
- veronica
- erica
- frank
- mark
- vince
- teresa
- elizabeth
- henry
- john
- marco
- cynthia
- dennis
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