#chris cocks

[cardboard-crack]

[mr-geargrinder]

WotC: We're not doing AI.

WotC: That AI DM rumor was just a misunderstanding!

WotC: We're SO SORRY we accidentally did some AI!

WotC: No more AI at all. Promise.

WotC: That AI Job listing was for video games. We swear!! (No, we won't acknowledge that doing AI for video games is also bad)

CEO: Anyways, we're gonna do so much AI. I think AI is so cool. The 30 or 40 people I totally play D&D with are all using AI for some vague purpose. We're making our own AI, even. But we gotta be careful, because there's just SO MUCH AI we're gonna do.

[heckyeahponyscans]

The Licensing Letter has an article that includes an interesting interview with Claire Gilchrist, the Vice President of Hasbro.

You may recall that Hasbro's previous CEO, Brian Goldner, tragically died of cancer in 2020, so they have a new CEO, Chris Cocks.

“We are really going through a transformation,” Gilchrist told me, as she was flanked by gigantic Peppa Pigs and Transformer characters at the Hasbro booth. “Since the arrival of Chris Cocks as our new CEO about 14 months ago, we have undertaken a very significant, deep dive into which brands we should be focused on. “So we’re really driving what Chris calls a ‘fewer, bigger, better’ strategy. The idea is let’s focus on the smallest set of core brands, which means we can grow them to be much bigger and better brands. And we’ve selected eight brands and we want to make all of them billion dollar US brands.”

The eight core brands are Transformers, My Little Pony, Peppa Pig, Dungeons & Dragons, NERF, Magic: The Gathering, Play-Doh, and Hasbro Gaming / Monopoly.

The idea at Hasbro now is to focus on that smaller number of brands that is clearly getting the most bang for the buck, and to veer away from the brands that are less successful, even while they burn up money and staff time. Gilchrist says everyone at Hasbro understands that the most important job is to create a strong story around each brand, so the company is not so much selling a product as it is extending aspects of the story line to a fan base.

Very interesting. I have mixed feelings on this. On the one hand, I agree that storytelling is more important than ever in selling toys, especially since kids get out of toys younger than ever (and into digital instead).

On the other hand, how can they build new brands with this strategy?

[basedhighsenberg]

Can't wait to start these

[dimestoretajic]

Artwork of… is this right? Cocks? From ‘Lady Stalker’ on the Super Famicom.

[overgrown-estate]

New round of layoffs at Hasbro impacts Wizards of the Coast — read CEO’s memo to staff

[n0thingiscool]

I guess Hasbro laid off a big portion of its employees right in time for the holidays. Meanwhile, the CEO Chris Cocks got a 250% raise to the tune of $9.4 million dollars.

We need to set the C-Suit on fire. This isn't a joke. This isn't tongue and cheek. We need to burn these motherfucker's office buildings to the ground as a first message to them we're fucking sick of them.

[missmimii]

I cannot physically do it anymore guys

fuck me PLEASEE

[solarsturniolo]

can you do texts with bf!chris please?

Texts with Bf!Chris

Warnings: cursing / sexual innuendos / i think that’s pretty much it

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[issysh3ll]

LET ME SUCK IT

[possible-streetwear]

[kindaskimpy]

It's his birthday, and we're the ones getting gifts. [x]

[sturnioloho]

these close ups im cumming

[mattzmyman]

Matt’s teeth and Im gonna leave it at that

[slutforchrisz]

when chris does his lil 'uh' movement

it gets me everytime.

[mwahsturns]

Actually bend me over and fuck me Matthew.

It’s literally giving suckable please let me suck your dick. Like actually have my babies 😙😩🍆 i swear I just came from watching this just sent me into ovulation