#chris brown quotes

[until-dawn-accurate-quotes]

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[am-i-dead]

Until Dawn Memes anyone?????

[dumblr]

[tayjerma]

ashley: i got a job at the cheesecake factory!

chris: i love cheesecake!

josh: you're lactose intolerant.

chris: i don't eat it, i just think it's a good idea.

[critterdotcom]

oneyplays quotes that have stuck in my brainfolds

i wanna pop out a honey’s eardrums to this

i don’t even like sex

it was like “jesus, take the wheel” but instead of crashing into a wall jesus actually started driving

i hate mogilla, he’s never been nice to me or my family

israel? yeah, tomar

don’t judge her but she hit me for that one

what if you went in to kiss her and you heard [tick] like a click, and her face opened and there was an alien in there going ORION’S BELT…

they were making out and getting freaky in my second bedroom, and i was like “can i join?” and they were like “sure” and i was like really??

tomar did you just eat a moth???

it says here that when he was convicted he said “jeepers creepers”

yeah GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!! HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY, PULL HIS LEG

budda scudda bubba

“hello” who is this? “it’s me” what… “i’m the gumdrop boy” what is the gumdrop boy “i literally just made that up i’m sorry”

joshua tomar, no no no! joshua tomar, no no no!

i’m growing

and the worm goes [ssp] and it spits at him— i’m not joking— and he smashes it with a bible

STEAL YOUR PARENTS’ CRRRRRRRREDIT CARD

it was really weird ‘cause i remember just like… doing it for a long time… like it was bad, i just kinda had fun with it, i was like “this feels good…”

i just reported you six times in a row

doug walker admits his fors and forcums

return my wig or suffer the slab!

principal, oh principal of the library, please have cory delaminguez raped by the ear monster!

yeah, call his mom, tell him he’s gay

bro’s gonna steal that

fair is fair, all is war

[u-make-me-cry]

No hate to the biebs but just imagine how immaculate the vibes would have been if they had invited Chris brown.

[soxsick]

reblog or just like.

[uneessencesensible]

« Bébé, peux-tu faire un vœu pour moi ?

Énergie de guérison sur moi

Quand il est 11:11, j'en ai besoin

Énergie de guérison sur moi

Bébé, peux-tu faire un vœu pour moi ? »

Tu es mon allié, ma moitié. Mon tout. Mon effet papillon vers une vie meilleure.

Je t'aime bae.

26.02.24

[until-dawn-accurate-quotes]

Tag yourself, I'm Chris

[yourstrulyjasmine]

It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Sounds like it

[nrosei]

Baby, maybe we were just delusional

Too ambitious, no consistency.

[etherealverses]

What are we doing?

Let’s be real.

I take care of you,

& you love the way that feels.

You take care of me,

together’s always a thrill.

Indecisive, you’re indecisive—

I know this.

I’ve been waiting,

& I’ve been saying, at the same time…

I’m waiting, but I’m not ready.

Love does scare me,

you know this.

But you make me feel so special,

& I want this forever.

But you’re indecisive,

I know this.

Are you ready?

Are we ready?

What are we doing?

[boricuacherry-blog]

F***ck the system! I paint pictures of monsters because it's a reflection of you bitchass niggas and this bitchass system!

I already done 6 months of community service [for beating Rihanna] wit police and the DA racist ass crying to the judge I didn't do it!

-Chris Brown

[taylorshope]

Chris, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!

Ash: ...That’s a gecko-

[dearjewels22]

Can we talk about Maeta?! 😍😍😍