#chris brown quotes

[until-dawn-accurate-quotes]

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[am-i-dead]

Until Dawn Memes anyone?????

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[tayjerma]

ashley: i got a job at the cheesecake factory!

chris: i love cheesecake!

josh: you're lactose intolerant.

chris: i don't eat it, i just think it's a good idea.

[critterdotcom]

oneyplays quotes that have stuck in my brainfolds

i wanna pop out a honey’s eardrums to this

i don’t even like sex

it was like “jesus, take the wheel” but instead of crashing into a wall jesus actually started driving

i hate mogilla, he’s never been nice to me or my family

israel? yeah, tomar

don’t judge her but she hit me for that one

what if you went in to kiss her and you heard [tick] like a click, and her face opened and there was an alien in there going ORION’S BELT…

they were making out and getting freaky in my second bedroom, and i was like “can i join?” and they were like “sure” and i was like really??

tomar did you just eat a moth???

it says here that when he was convicted he said “jeepers creepers”

yeah GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!! HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY, PULL HIS LEG

budda scudda bubba

“hello” who is this? “it’s me” what… “i’m the gumdrop boy” what is the gumdrop boy “i literally just made that up i’m sorry”

joshua tomar, no no no! joshua tomar, no no no!

i’m growing

and the worm goes [ssp] and it spits at him— i’m not joking— and he smashes it with a bible

STEAL YOUR PARENTS’ CRRRRRRRREDIT CARD

it was really weird ‘cause i remember just like… doing it for a long time… like it was bad, i just kinda had fun with it, i was like “this feels good…”

i just reported you six times in a row

doug walker admits his fors and forcums

return my wig or suffer the slab!

principal, oh principal of the library, please have cory delaminguez raped by the ear monster!

yeah, call his mom, tell him he’s gay

bro’s gonna steal that

fair is fair, all is war

[brwnbnny]

UTD characters as quotes from my quote book

stolen idea from @boom-butterflyeffect cuz im unoriginal idgaf

Mike: Dont eat my nipple!....MY NIPPLE!-

Chris: There are crumbs sticking to my asscheeks

Josh: I wanna suck that girls dick so bad...

Ashley: are you british?!... YOURE A LESBIAN!?

Matt: Here's two fingers... everyone LOVES two fingers

Jessica- You're so slut!

Sam: I'm very scared of fish in party hats

Emily: Eat a fucking apple you bitch.

Chris: YOU EVOLVED YOUR VULVA?

Josh: I got double dream cock-blocked by my sister.

Mike: We're gonna go MAKE a family in the FAMILY BATHROOM.

Jess: Pussy drop, Hip pop, OKAY GRANDMA!

Ashley: Why are you- *looks down* -PENIS?

Matt: Soy has bean?

Josh: Can we play connect fourgasm?

Mike: I accidentally thundercunted the wii remote into the tv.

Emily: i can have fun with his nipples

Josh: Want my girthy shaft? *holds up a weirdly thick asparagus stem*

Jess: Im either getting shitty chinese food or a dildo today

Sam: i am full of pennies

Chris: my stripper name is BUFF PONY

[u-make-me-cry]

No hate to the biebs but just imagine how immaculate the vibes would have been if they had invited Chris brown.

[yourstrulyjasmine]

Maladaptive mindset *look it up

June 28, FRI my nieces 2nd birthday🥳 🎉 🎈

It's been hard playing mom 4 that long basically.

[until-dawn-accurate-quotes]

Mike: Stuck in an elevator 'cause Josh decided to jump

Everyone: Fucking mint

Mike: Jess and Emily's been immature and yelling the whole time

Everyone: Fucking mint

Mike: Chris hasn't said a thing since we got stuck

Everyone: Fucking mint

Mike: Ashley needs to pee so bad she might get a bladder infection

Everyone: Fucking mint

Mike: Sam's just been listening to music the whole time

Everyone: Fucking mint

Mike: Matt's the one we're gonna blame 'cause he's a minority

Everyone: Fucking mint

[soxsick]

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[uneessencesensible]

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Tu es mon allié, ma moitié. Mon tout. Mon effet papillon vers une vie meilleure.

Je t'aime bae.

26.02.24

[nrosei]

Baby, maybe we were just delusional

Too ambitious, no consistency.

[etherealverses]

What are we doing?

Let’s be real.

I take care of you,

& you love the way that feels.

You take care of me,

together’s always a thrill.

Indecisive, you’re indecisive—

I know this.

I’ve been waiting,

& I’ve been saying, at the same time…

I’m waiting, but I’m not ready.

Love does scare me,

you know this.

But you make me feel so special,

& I want this forever.

But you’re indecisive,

I know this.

Are you ready?

Are we ready?

What are we doing?

[boricuacherry-blog]

F***ck the system! I paint pictures of monsters because it's a reflection of you bitchass niggas and this bitchass system!

I already done 6 months of community service [for beating Rihanna] wit police and the DA racist ass crying to the judge I didn't do it!

-Chris Brown

[dearjewels22]

Can we talk about Maeta?! 😍😍😍