#chris brown quotes

[am-i-dead]

Until Dawn Memes anyone?????

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[u-make-me-cry]

No hate to the biebs but just imagine how immaculate the vibes would have been if they had invited Chris brown.

[soxsick]

reblog or just like.

[uneessencesensible]

« Bébé, peux-tu faire un vœu pour moi ?

Énergie de guérison sur moi

Quand il est 11:11, j'en ai besoin

Énergie de guérison sur moi

Bébé, peux-tu faire un vœu pour moi ? »

Tu es mon allié, ma moitié. Mon tout. Mon effet papillon vers une vie meilleure.

Je t'aime bae.

26.02.24

[nrosei]

Baby, maybe we were just delusional

Too ambitious, no consistency.

[jasminesradicall]

Maladaptive mindset *look it up

June 28, FRI my nieces 2nd birthday🥳 🎉 🎈

It's been hard playing mom 4 that long basically.

[etherealverses]

What are we doing?

Let’s be real.

I take care of you,

& you love the way that feels.

You take care of me,

together’s always a thrill.

Indecisive, you’re indecisive—

I know this.

I’ve been waiting,

& I’ve been saying, at the same time…

I’m waiting, but I’m not ready.

Love does scare me,

you know this.

But you make me feel so special,

& I want this forever.

But you’re indecisive,

I know this.

Are you ready?

Are we ready?

What are we doing?

[boricuacherry-blog]

F***ck the system! I paint pictures of monsters because it's a reflection of you bitchass niggas and this bitchass system!

I already done 6 months of community service [for beating Rihanna] wit police and the DA racist ass crying to the judge I didn't do it!

-Chris Brown

[taylorshope]

Chris, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!

Ash: ...That’s a gecko-

[dearjewels22]

Can we talk about Maeta?! 😍😍😍

[asimpwithfreetime]

Until Dawn incorrect quotes #2

Warnings: talking about milfs, swearing, curse words

Pairing: not even mentioned but it is supposed to be a everyone x reader (different moments)

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Josh : It’s nice to be wanted, you know?  Reader: Not by the law!  ⋆ 。゜☁︎ 。⋆ 。゜☾゜。⋆

Reader: Do you have a bobby pin?  Emily: Yeah. *searches in her hair*  Emily: Oh, no, wait. I’m not a nine-year-old girl.

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Reader: You want some leftovers?  Mike: What are those?  Reader: You've never had leftovers before?  Mike: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter. 

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Chris: What does “take out” mean?  Beth: Food.  Ashley: Dating.  Josh : Murder.  Sam: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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Chris: I’m this close to falling in love with y/n  Josh: Your fingertips are touching.  Chris: Exactly

⋆ 。゜☁︎ 。⋆ 。゜☾゜。⋆ Josh: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?  Chris: Milfs.  Y/n: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.  Josh: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???  Ashley: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.  Ashley: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.  Y/n: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.  Josh: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—  Josh: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!  Ashley: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?  Chris: What? No! It isn't!  Ashley: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!  Y/n: Ashley...  Ashley: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!  Y/n: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.  Ashley: JOSH, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!  Josh: The word milf has been ruined for me.  Chris: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!  Y/n: Y'all are dumbasses

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Josh: I'm not creepy.  Josh: I'm petty.  Josh: There's a difference, ya' know.

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Josh: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?  Chris: Okay.  *later*  Y/n: Chris! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.  Josh, whispering: Deny everything.  Chris, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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Jess: Can I have a private talk with you?  Mike : Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Sam: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?  Y/n: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Chris, deer!"  Sam: ...And what did Chris do?  Y/n: ...He said "Yes, Honey?" 

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[soxsick]

[goodblacknews]

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I used an incorrect quotes generator and here are my favourite ones

They’re not perfect but that’s fun