#chris and alba relationship

[majaloveschris]

Some thoughts about yesterday: 

1. I still can't believe that his ring is that huge. They've been presumably married for more than a year, and he had no time to get it fitted? Isn't that something people actually do before their wedding day? There is no way he wears that ring all the damn time because the way it's moving around on his fingers would make him crazy. He had a better fitting ring when he was shooting Defending Jacob, and that was a fake ring for a show. Yet he couldn't have gotten a normal fitting one before the wedding? It looks like a bad fake one, which he only puts on when it's needed but never actually wears. 

2. Why can't she go anywhere alone? There are always people with them. They are never actually alone because one of their family members or friends is always there with them. And I'm not just talking about this one occasion, but several others. They've been (according to them) together for more than 3 years, and she still needs someone to chaperone her? 

3. Why didn't she and her family walk the red carpet or make a picture with him? His family always does. And why did he ignore that photographer who asked him to pose with Alba? He didn't pay attention to him; he didn't even smile or react any way. 

4. They just always seem so distant and cold. Even when he was sitting next to her in the theater. This man is all about physical touch. He loves hugging or touching people (not inappropriately, obviously), yet he wouldn't have, for example, kissed her on the cheeks or put his hands around her shoulders. Nothing. Even that small half hug on the carpet looked weird. Or when she tried to hold his hands in the theater. He didn't even want to hold her hands and dropped it at the very first chance, and even after they stopped clapping, he didn't immediately reach back for her hands. He didn't seem that happy that she was there or that she tried to hold his hand, which says a lot, because again, he is a very touchy person. 

These two people are still failing to sell this relationship, but at this point, I doubt they actually want to. Neither of them is trying hard enough to believe they are actually wanting to do so. Everything seems so fake and organized. Chris has been doing the bare minimum, and whenever Alba opens her mouth, she says something that would indicate a breakup, or at least not the happier than ever narrative.

I think it would be best to accept that it's never going to work or sell, and they should just simply end it. 

[hollywoodevilgossip]

So Robert Downey Jr will be back what you all think will Chris Evans will be back in MCU

[bookishtheaterlover7]

Am I the only one who wants to vomit when seeing Albitch?

No, Dear An🫶n. You're not the only one.

In fact someone on here started calling that as Albaphobia. Let's make it official, shall we?

Albaphobia - Being sensitive to any and all signs referencing the racist bitch. Including her initials, her picture, seeing something she would wear, or even hearing her name.

Please Note: you definitely have the urge to slap, and/or punch her.

AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WANTING CHRIS FOR OURSELVES, YOU DELUSIONAL FUCKS!!!

[ashadowofburnedoutstardust]

Random thought about Vermont/NYE:

So at some point Tara still had CE house listing up on her real estate website right?

Once you have one address, if all of the houses he owned were held under the same Trust name or whatever, you'd be able to find the other addresses meaning you'd be able to find the place in Vermont prior to a trip you had planned months in advance with your best friend and his sister....

So, she spends a year molding herself into whatever social media and fans are saying about what his FS is supposed to be like and then shows up on the doorstep of one of his houses and takes photos on the slope next to it to troll the fans they knew had taken notice of them?

Makes you wonder about the font that originally pointed her out, I heard she got hacked too....

Still makes me question who is actually doing all of this, because it only seems to benefit her team having all of this mess cleaned up themselves to cover their tracks

Who of them is arranging fans being hacked and used?

I mean did they break into both the place in LA and Vermont?

"Ran into Scott" etc on the ski slopes and invite themselves along to Chris' place in Mass except Chris isn't there because he got sick over New Year's eve (Did anyone notice how unwell he looked in the Nobu photoshoot?)

We know he has a bad habit of letting just anyone use his places out of politeness or generosity when making a new friend but according to my timeline they didn't meet if at all until the Vegas trip

Let's see: heads to LA, takes photos at his house, hears about the drag brunch and gaps it to Las Vegas hanging out with Scott etc the whole time

Chris heads to Portugal to quarantine to catch up with Hayley (That's who the original trip to the northern lights was with?) Has to fly back to Atlanta to quarantine yet again prior filming ghosted

So he was only in Las Vegas for a day for a photo session he took for a Restaurant, and in his own little working bubble due to his next trip to catch up with Hayley?

Is that why 🐟 suddenly changed her location back to Portugal? Because she thought it hadn't worked?

So.....she really was actually stalking the guy? Or her team was helping her to?

I did hear about the last con he attended about how he was staying out of sight due to a girl stalking him that he was genuinely worried about, and this was prior to the papwalk....

The question for me remains, who sent her mother the pumpkin picture?

It could only have come from HIS team if they had it ready to post on his IG

Because that single thing is what set off the twisted change to this whole PR situation, which I'm pretty sure was originally set up as PR for Ana De Armas' benefit for the release of Ghosted

Faking a romance between co stars is not an unusual Hollywood tactic is it

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Isn't one of Christopher's friends a computer science guy? 🤔

Oh wait he's just a website designer meaning he has Photoshop skills like I do......👏🫠

Photo dump anyone?

What a shitshow 💩

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[karmaismyfriend]

Such a shame that the character he portrayed fought Nazis

And the actor playing him ���Married” and associating with them and wore Nazi colours on the red carpet����

I’d like to know where’s the wedding certificate as TMZ haven’t found it as there isn’t one

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Captain America #6 (2024)

written by J. Michael Straczynski art by Lan Medina, Belardino Brabo, & Espen Grundetjern

[doyouevenlikehaveanagency]

From what I hear a sex tape with the fake wife and one of her many escorts has been leaked. That’s why UTA ditched her. It seems Chris’ team is trying to keep it from coming out because of how it’s going to hurt him not her.

I knew sooner or later the sh*t would hit the fan! It’s that time!!

I sent you this 🔝🔝 got it wrong. A new agency is trying to sign her… that agency and the Portugal agency are trying to keep the sex tape a secret and have it not coming out in the states. That is what’s going on. Chris team is doing the usual thing… nothing!

Posting for the simple reason of it being in my inbox......

[andreadevans]

Good Luck 🍀 Chris

[hollywoodevilgossip]

Damn he is selling his house already? why do people go to someone house like that even without permission isn't that invading someone privacy and property trespassing

I kinda figured he will sell it because alot of people put his address and stuff and then went to see him like a stalker

Let me get this straight. And please feel free to give your full thoughts on this. Chris has a home in Concord that we all know and love from his posts and zoom chats. he also allegedly buys a home in 2018 located in Carlisle? Okay, and then he kinda has 2 ceremonies and there are people saying the Carlisle home is his newlywed home. That he lives there since “tying the knot”

Yet, he still does his zoom sessions out of the Concord home. And now this home he has had for nearly or around 10 years is on the market. So if he really is “married”, why wait nearly a year after these 2 kinds ceremonies to sell this home? Don’t normally people sell their homes and move out to move into the new space or home a little before marrying? Why wait almost a year? Doesn’t make sense for a “married man” to do.

And why celebrating one of these kinda ceremonies in his old house? I will never forget Jamie Clout Chaser Chung on his couch. 😂

However I think he will also sell his LA. I think he wants privacy (not because of fish, nobody cares about her and her cheap apartment). Too many people know his address. And thanks to certain blogs we know the new address too. I don't want to know how many people traveled to Concord and walked up and down the street and hoped to see him. I mean another blog traveled to Concord just recently.

[shayshaybiscuit25]

Is it me?? Or is it just what it is and I am not really seeing a lot of people post about that Asp chat that just happened? Neither on Twitter nor on IG. Like I saw 1 or 2 stills on ig and probably 1 still on twitter. Now mind you I unfollow a few chris evans fan accounts but I still see accounts of chris that I don't follow pop up and not one of them posted about it. Like damn

Sucks to be you right now.. Hahaha

[majaloveschris]

Why nothing makes sense part 9.

Vanity Fair edition

What a weekend we had, right? We started with the Oscar pre-party thing, then ended it with Vanity Fair.

First of all, isn't it weird that they waited up until this point to make their red carpet debut? Why not on the Ghosted premiere or on the Golden Globes? Why did they wait until the biggest event's afterparty? She was there at the Ghosted premiere, they were there at the GG after party, why now?

Looking at those VF Fair videos and photos, I still have the same opinion and feeling about them as a couple. They don't look natural at all, and it always seems like they are doing everything for the camera. As if they are always playing a role. And I know, I know, that the most famous couple use their relationship for PR reasons too, which is totally fine. But where is the love? Why does everything seem so forced? I mean, we are supposedly talking about two people who are in love, married, and happier than ever.

They look really awkward in this video. They don't really know what to do. It got better when they started talking to someone, but when they are alone, it seems so unnatural, as if two acquaintances are standing next to each other. The kiss was awkward too, similar to the LA restaurant one. A little kiss on the mouth, and that's it. His face after the kiss was interesting too. He seemed happier before it happened. You can clearly see that when Chris realizes they are being recorded, he starts talking to her, while up until that point he was rather talking to someone else and not even looking at her. They always make sure somebody is watching them when they are about to show how much they "love" each other.

And I'd also like to talk about this gif (thanks to the person who sent it to me via DM), where you can clearly see he didn't want to pose with her but had to since she made him stay. They posed separately, and then he wanted to go, but she had a different idea.

People say they looked in love, but I don't see it. This was probably his best attempt to sell it, but I wouldn't say it was convincing. Of course he is not going to wipe his mouth; of course he will try harder. This is the VF party, not some kind of pap walk. This is the afterparty of the biggest event in Hollywood. More people will see these contents; more people will see them together. It's also to his benefit not to act like a jerk. But body language doesn't lie. Vibes don't lie. And theirs are always off when they are around each other. It's always hard to pinpoint the exact meaning of this, but the best way to describe it is as being awkward, uncomfortable, and strange. Or as if they always had a fight before they were being photographed and tried to play it off. And two people who are supposedly in love shouldn't give off these vibes or be acting like this.

All in all, it didn't change my mind. However, it showed me that there is still something so weird about them. I guess he could've at least been more convincing in the past years if he tried (I don't think he could've sold this relationship, because again, his body language doesn't lie, but he could've made it better). One thing is for sure: they are awkward together, and everything they do seems so ungenuine.

[hollywoodevilgossip]

His wife who lookalike his daughter so gross

Who is same age as tom holland where he called tom holland a kid but he married a kid as well yuck

[karmaismyfriend]

Thoughts for today as Hollywood is all smoke and mirrors people 💜

Just laugh at how pathetic people try and make something so fake look real 💜

[ashadowofburnedoutstardust]

Links to today's thoughts on the sh*tshow in question

Personally I think it's whoever was trying to undermine him

He doesn't like manipulation, neither do I, was that another hint Chrissy? 👏🫠

How many people with platforms have they tried to chase off and why? Just look at the number of people who have come out of CAA and the stories they have. Rose McGowan is a fantastic example

Like milking a dry cow, is this all you have left to work with, because I can narrow that down further if you want, to absolutely nothing

Stare into the void squidies

I don't like bullies, manipulators and thieves, just look at what they've tried to take from him and the fans

It all started with the SMA title, which to be honest is probably rigged and determined a year in advance if you remember the timing of his anxiety tweet....

He knew it was coming and that's why there ended up being an agency organised competitive like sh*tshow for who his "partner" would be and someone cheated and tried to push the analytics on 🐟, given the timing of the movie release I'm thinking it was probably originally intended for Ana De Armas after the weird failure of the Ben Affleck PR

Paul Rudd had it previously but because he was already married he didn't get crucified, the rumour was going strong at that point that Chris was supposed to have it that year, maybe Rudd stepped in to keep it from happening to protect him

Take Micheal B Jordan and Lori Harvey and the timing on that...I don't believe in coincidences

The podcast with Scott saying People make it difficult, he didn't mean the fans

Both Chris and the fandom are victims of this

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[venusisonyourside]

parasocial relationships are a thing. And believe it or not no one intentionally chooses to walk into one. It's really not until a hard blow (like your crush getting a gf and/or married) comes along that people realize how in deep they were in.

Hollywood thrives on parasocial relationships (it equals 💰), so don't feel stupid if you find yourself in one. You're not stupid. and it's okay to feel sad and hurt. In a weird way you're gong through heartbreak and maybe even grief (even if you've never met this person). Cry and bawl your eyes out if you need to.

it's also okay to feel envious about the girlfriend/wife of your crush. Envy/jealousy is not a disease AS LONG AS you don't become abusive or mean to anyone. It's very normal emotion that lets us know more about what we want.

Step back form the fandom you're in, do think that make you happy* and try not to spew any online hate bra is real and she takes notes.

and know that this too shall pass ❤️. feelings and crushes come and go. One day you'll look at or think about this man or woman and will feel NOTHING. I promise you.

*even if what makes you happy rn is watching trash tv and eating junk food. indulge babe.

[majaloveschris]

And if somebody still wanted to argue with the VT Day pics, please do so with this one.

Thanks YouTube for suggesting that video (you know me so well 😅)

What I always thought he meant:

What Mrs Nunsense got:

(don't argue with the Vday pics, these pics were mainly taken behind closed doors)

A public display of affection (PDA) is any act of intimacy between a couple that is in view of others. Hugging, kissing, or holding your partner's hand in public are some examples of PDA. Sharing a private intimate moment in a public forum such as social media can also be a form of PDA - I think he only read the last part.🤭

[doyouevenlikehaveanagency]

LOL; the joys of having an imdb pro account

Wasn't Monica Barbaro one of the girls that Chris followed who subsequently either unfollowed himself or she removed it? Now she's an Oscar nominee. And Alisha Wainwright. The one I suspected Chris was gunning for but it didn't happen for one reason or another. Girl hasn't had a single credit to her name in 2024 and is STILL repped by UTA. Like I said earlier, God don't bless mess. If having 3 movies wasn't enough to keep you on a major talent agency roster while others aren't working at all, you might just need to let that acting shit GOOOOOOOOOO.