#chris aint real

[oh-my-damn]

However, power imbalance wise, it's gross if he does that. Like if it is real and they're in love then there is some parts of it, at its roots, thats rotten. Bc he does not at all seem invested in her life, her hobbies, her personality. It's all been adapted to fit him and his needs.

This is part of what makes it so weird because he has always said he doesn’t like when a girlfriend adapts to his life. He has said he likes when they have their own thing going on unless maybe that’s why he chose someone that lives in another country ? He can just get rid of her when she adapts too much 🤷🏻‍♀️ any way you look at this thing it is the opposite of almost everything he has said he doesn’t like the only exception is being in control.

Soooooo many of you sent me something along the lines of this

I'm going to say this once and delete the others bc I understand why you all refer back to this but once I tell you this, you will no longer be doing that lol

Guys.

Have you not realized that we basically cannot trust anything he's ever said in an interview that painted him in a purely perfect light?

We've all found out more real shit about him in the past 4 months than in the last ten years, like the facts are staring you in the face.

I am willing to bet, without double checking, that he has not said that in an interview since either, before he dated Jenny, or since he left Marvel.

Because he hasn't said that he wanted a bossbitch/independent woman in a very, very long time. The interviews I remember them from are old, we're talking 2011-2015 MAX. But perhaps @nancydrewwouldnever knows something about this, I could be wrong.

The one thing I do know though, is how he talked about relationships and partners this last November when SMA came out. And an "independent strong woman with her own life and opinions and goals" does not fit that description. AT. ALL.

SO MUCH of what we think we know/knew about him were lies, fed to us by the Marvel machine bc they wanted us to believe him as Captain America. It's not true. He isn't real.

That family man who wants to get married and have kids and settle down and all that jazz? Maybe some part of him is in there.... But so is the narcissistic mama's boy who loves to go out and hook up routinely with young girls, the one who primarily does fuckbuddy situations and smokes a lot of weed and who says that if he hadn't become famous what he would have done with his life is "nothing."

I beg you all to look at back at all those interviews, with what we know now, and see them for what they are. So many of them are literally lines he's being fed (which is also why its the same lines over, and over, and over again.)

I understand breaking up with the idea of him is tough which is also why I wanted to write this. I don't blame anyone for believing in that person or him etc still. But lets stop using examples from his past interviews at this point, the only ones I would trust are the ones that are crazy (like the one where he got the interviewer drunk and she slept over at his house) or where he's not portrayed as americas golden boy (like the esquire 2020 interview).

[googoothegodofblood]

Its like. SO surreal when you grow up "alongside" an artist- youre the same age, but they had a following bigger and better before you ever had social media to begin with, you two grow up, you follow their progress and they enjoy your support..

the clock strikes 19, and suddenly its like a ticking time bomb to see if they realized the responsability on their shoulders and that they need to grow up-their sudden power imbalance with younger friends, mutuals and fans. Do they know the damage they can cause? most of them dont.

Through a mix of self unawareness and selfishness, they hurt someone. they hurt a minor and now this person you watched develop before your very own eyes is the religated piece of shit of the week and shunned from the community.

Its even worse when thats your friend..

[jellyfishjuliet]

still cant believe a literal GOD saved chris from lover suiciding with his girl, only to pop his ass back into the very phantom zone he came from, just for dc to nuke its own universe. in my heart, chris died a noble death 😔

[et6rnalsun]

fashionkilla! reader actin toxic w chris — king of toxic shit. [ SITUATIONSHIP ] 𝇄 𝇃

“i don’t even wanna listen to you anymore, jesus fuck” you rudely dismissed him when he tried to open his mouth again and say bullshit that you barely tried understood. your tone was harsh, not a shred of emotion veiling it — you didn’t care. “you keep sayin’ shit, and i aint got time for this”

chris didn’t understand, he just didn’t understand. his jaw was clenched tightly as he watched you finish getting ready, his hands resting on your desk, the look on his face intense like he would kill with it. “oh yeah? got no time, baby? and yet you’re still here” he chuckled sarcastically, his tongue teasing the inside of his cheek almost nervously.

you rolled your eyes, getting closer to the mirror as you finished applying your powder. “when i do my makeup i just couldn’t care less ‘bout your childish problems,” you had the nerve to shrug, not even looking at him as he approached slowly. chris’s patience then snapped like a frayed wire. his hands, before you could fully process his movement, gripped your face. the dirty—feeling touch was firm but not quite bruising, forcing you to stop your motions and look at him in the mirror.

“childish problems?” he echoed, his voice low and breathy as he spoke close to your ear. his thumb pressed lightly into your cheek, tipping your face upward so you just couldn’t avoid his gaze. eyes dark, drilling into yours through the reflection like a reminder. “that’s funny, baby, because i don’t think bein’ worried ‘bout you not being loyal is childish”

your heart thudded, but you didn’t let it show. Instead, you smirked, lips curving just enough to fuel his irritation. “not loyal?” you drawled, voice dripping with more and sharp sarcasm. “that what you think? god, you’re actin’ real stupid now.” you reached up to pry his hand away, but his grip tightened, his thumb now brushing the corner of your lips with calculated pressure. “it’s a party, chris. and it’s not like i gotta be loyal, you ain’t my boy”

he was silent for a moment, there was a hidden clue in the threat of his forced touch; he just wanted to touch you so bad, his hands getting to touch your skin when you’re being like that feels like something rare as gold. “do you really want to do this?” he then muttered, raising an eyebrow. “do what?” you blurted out in response, finally turning to him as you pulled away from his touch—taking advantage of his softening to slip out of it. “go out and live my life? Is that what’s threatening you so much?”

"it's not like that, you know"

“you’re pathetic, chris” you dropped the bomb that you’d been hiding behind your back, shaking your head as you ran a hand through your hair. “you’re so pathetic that i feel fuckin’ bad for you, you know? maybe the only feelin’ i have right now” you weren’t light with your words, you didn’t think twice before hitting him in his weakest spots in that sneaky way.

you were already heading towards the door of your room, the room he was supposed to leave in a fucking short time, while you waved goodbye. “keep cryin”

[cottoncandyswisherz]

we'll see

toxicbabydadd!chris x birthdaygirl!reader

warnings: toxicccccc, rough, unprotected sex (dont be dumb) biting, choking, the word 'then' a million times

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ITS A REAL BITCHES BIRTHDAYYYY

your house is full and everyone's drunk. except you. 

you have to say sober, because you're breastfeeding your daughter aaliyah. 

but you don't have to be shitfaced to have fun, so when you hear your song come on, you tap your best friends shoulder. 

you've had a routine to freak hoe since high school so she knew what time it was. you move through the routine with no grace. throwing ass is not elegant but it's what you do best. 

"WE ATTTTEEE!" she yells over the music.

"AND DIDDDD!" you shout back. 

"IM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH!" and with that, she's gone. off to make herself another drink, leaving you to go to your room to call the sitter and pump. 

but as soon as you enter, you see chris standing in your room, on his phone. he looks up when he hears me. 

"what the fuck?"

"i just wanted to give you your gift and leave."

"so you went to my bedroom?"

"i saw you dancing with celine. i didn't wanna kill your vibe."

you scoff at this and sit on your bed, bringing out your phone. "you killed my vibe when you fucked someone else while i was 8 months pregnant with your baby."

"aight, bro, chill."

"fuck you."

chris walks around your bed and stops right in front of you. his waist dangerously close your face. he places his hand under your chin, gripping your jaw. 

"watch it, mama."

WOOOOOOOOOSHHHHH just like that. panties ruined.

but tina aint raise no bitch so you stand up, roll your eyes and walk over to your dresser to fix your lashes.

"or what, chris?"

"you know what."

"i really don't" you said bluntly. "you don't get to have the whole 'i'm sorry, please let me cum' thing anymore due to the fact that you're a cheating whore that i no longer love."

hearing that must have pissed him off because he was on you in an instant. his lips on yours, his left hand applying beautiful pressure to your throat, his right hand squeezing your ass.

your head grows fuzzy. its like he has crack on his tongue and is intoxicating you with each stroke of it. 

you don't have time to think of the hurt he caused as he moved from your lips, to your neck, then to your chest. 

then he's on his knees. pushing your dress up your hips and kissing down you waist sucking hickeys onto your thighs. 

"you think that shit's funny?" he growls, biting the meat of your inner thigh. "talking shit to me, after i've been trying to get you back for months?"

this made you laugh. "you'll never get me back chris."

he turned you around so your front was pressed against the wall. his fingers gripped the edges of your panties, guiding them down your legs, biting your ass and smiling when he saw the mark of his teeth in your cheek.

"we'll see."

and then he was standing up, your back to his front, and you felt him on your bare ass, his sweats doing  little to hide the effect you clearly had on him. 

you felt his hands grip your hips and move you from the wall to your dresser, so you could see yourself. 

"i want you to watch." he slid his bottoms down to knees, freeing him of his his restraints. "i want you to watch me ruin you." 

and then he was sliding in you with so much force, you jerked forward, throwing your hand up on the mirror to brace yourself. and in that moment you remembered why you'd let him get you pregnant. 

this man was a fucking beast. 

he was fucking you like it was all he could do to stay alive. hard, fast, and so, so, fucking good. he was so deep, hitting the same spot that made you taste purple. all your senses were out the window yet you felt everything he was doing. you felt his hand digging into your waist, you heard his grunts of pleasure, you saw his eyes trained on where you were joined. 

he looked so.... fuck. 

all you could do was grasp at the edges of your dresser and keen for him.

until you felt him move impossibly faster and his fingers reach under you and draw quick circles on your clit. then all you could do was tremble in his arms and reach behind you to push him away because it was beginning to be too much. 

he used his free hand to pin your arm to your back and use it as an anchor, digging deeper in you so you felt more of him than you thought there could be. 

"oh fuuuck-" you gasped. 

"you don't love me anymore mama?" he forced out. 

"chris- shit! please...." you cried out. "i'm gonna-"

"hold it."

"no! please no." you begged. 

"you wanna cum?"

"yes please, chris" you were a mess at this point. eyes rolling back as you tried to do what he'd asked. you knew that if you came before he'd allowed it, you'd never leave this room. 

"do you love me?"

as much as you wanted to say yes, you refused to let him win so easily. 

"no."

this only pissed him off because he shifted from fast and hard to slow, deep, torturous strokes that made your brain go blank. 

"jesus fucking..."

"you sure?"

"i don't know..."

"i think you do mama." his pace on your clit was the same demonic speed as before, confusing your mind. "all you gotta do is admit it and you can come all all over me. i want you to make a mess for me. i wanna feel you all over m-"

"FINE FUCK!" you cried. "i love you."

"that's my girl."

that's all it took for his pace to restart, pounding into you with ferocity. 

"cum, mama. cum for me." 

and you did. you sucked in a deep breath and slammed your eyes shut as you shook on the dresser. 

all you heard was the blood rushing in you ears as you let go of everything you'd been holding for the past 2 minutes. 

"shit, babe. i'm gonna-"

that snapped you back into reality. you did not want any more kids right now so you gathered all the strength you could and turned around, dropping to your knees and taking him in your mouth.

your head rested on the drawers of the dresser as you felt his load shoot down you throat with a moan that can only be described as godly. and when he pulled out of your mouth he pulled you up to your feet by your throat, kissing you with so much passion, you were ready to go again. 

but then he pulled away and gripped your face so you were looking into his eyes. 

"you'll always belong to me, y/n."

niyah speaks rushed as helllllll but hapy late birthday!!! @55sturn

taglist: @mattslolita @muwapsturniolo @thisisntmattsturniolo @chaossturns

[mattscoquette]

aint no way people are upset matt wants to go to church... fully going "im a chris girl now he was so real for saying stfu about church"

i don’t know is people were actually upset about it or just making fun 😭😭 but if they were, people are allowed to feel their own way about religion and church. same with the triplets - they’re entitled to their own opinions and feeling about their faith, as is EVERYONE

[aradassbadass]

its lewd, but look | d. dennis & chrisnxtdoor

in which Chris asks Duke to watch yall & he does…

Duke wasn’t a conservative guy by any means, everyone knew that, but nothing could have prepared him for the request which Chris had just asked of him.

“Man what?” Duke asked again, unsure if he had heard what his friend really said.

“Bro, I’m for real man. She said it was something she has always wanted and you’re the only guy I know mature enough not to go run they mouth about it or make shit weird,” Chris stated matter of factly.

Duke scratched his head through his beaning, “So you are asking me to sit and watch you and your girl fuck?”

“Yeah nigga, she says the thought of that shit turn her on.” Chris stated.

“Man, that’s some crazy shit. Did she say she wanted it to be me that watched yall?” He quizzed.

“No, actually she said she didn’t want it to be anyone from AMP at all since she aint met yall yet and she don’t want the first impression she makes to be one like that.” Chris sighed. “But Duke you a handsome guy man so who else better. No homo though nigga.”

Duke just stared at the man across from him for a moment digesting what was just said. “Nigga what?”

“Man yes or no, fuck you making shit difficult.” Chris said slightly annoyed and before Duke could think about what he was nodding his head in agreement.

“Bet, ima drop you a lo tonight around 9 ish. Ima take her to dinner and ill leave the key underneath the mat just go in to the bedroom and wait ight.” Chris said excitedly.

“Ight man, fuck.” Duke agreed standing up.

“Real shit, thank you man. I knew I could count on you.” Chris said standing up and pulling Duke into a hug.

“Yeah, of course.” Duke said hugging the other man back.

With a smile Chris pulled away and walked out of the older mans room leaving only him and his thoughts together.

→

Go inna bathroom we finna be in

Duke stared at the text as he sat on the blue bed. When he had got the location from Chris he had just woken up from a nap and had to hurry to shower and get dressed and drive to the apartment. He was scared that there would be someone else in it but he was glad to see that the only other occupant was a small dog.

He pushed himself up off of the edge of the bed and entered the bathroom. Just as he did he heard the front door click open and a string of giggles coming from who he could only presume was you.

“Chris, what the fuck did you do?” He heard you say still giggling as you two got close to the door.

“Nothing, just keep yo eyes closed ok.” He heard his friend say as the bedroom door creaked open.

“Fine.” He heard you huff as you sat on the bed.

“Ok ima just put this on you so I know you aint gone peek ok baby.” Chris said.

“Alright.” You giggled.

A few moments passed and soon the door opened to expose Duke standing in the bathroom grinning ear to ear.

‘Sit right there’ Chris mouthed pointed to the grey velvet chair in the front of the room. Duke gave him a thumbs up and slowly walked to the chair careful not to make any noise, a certain anxious feeling making its way into his stomach- excitement disguised as anxiety really.

“Ok babygirl don’t take off your blind fold until I tell you ok.” Chris said creeping closer to you.

“Ok daddy.” You said voice quieter than before Duke noted mentally. He could finally get a good look at you for the first time too and he wanted to congratulate Chris, he did good. He could tell you were tiny, at least in comparison to the two of them just by the way your feet dangled as you sat on the edge of the bed. He could also see your thick thighs as they were on display by your shorts, and he couldn’t help but smirk at the sight. You looked good and honestly if you weren’t with Chris he would try to make you one of his.

Chris sat down beside you and pulled you into his lap positioning his dick right in the crevasse of your ass and your back to his chest. “You ready love.” He whispered in your ear before peppering kissing along your neck. His eyes locked with his friends for a moment before they started looking back at you.

You only moan in response tilting your head back and arching your back a little pushing your ass into his dick even more. Duke drinks up the sight, shifting in his seat as he sees his friends hand slide in your shorts and begin massaging your pussy.

“Daddy take them off please.” You beg spreading your legs apart to give him better access.

Chris silently obliges and swiftly removes them leaving you only in a gray thong. Dukes breath hitched as he say the wet spot right on your pearl. He shifted his hips up and legs apart as he began to feel himself hardening at the sight. It was so lewd, but so sexy.

He watched as Chris’ long digits began to rub circles right in the wet spot and the fabric sank within your folds- his lips still nipping at your neck all the while.

“Daddy, stop teasing me.” You whined, hands gripping his wrists.

“Tell me what you want mama, use your words.” He murmured into your neck, large hands rising to grip at your breast.

“Fuck me, eat me, anything.” You say breathlessly.

Chris smirks as he begins to tug the end of the fitted top you had on slipping it over your head, careful not to pull the mask off along with it exposing your breast. Duke took a sharp breath at the sight feeling himself becoming harder by the moment.

“You want daddy to fuck you baby?” Chris asked lowly in your ear his own length nudging at your ass.

“Yes please.” You pleaded, pussy throbbing as he was still rubbing slow circles through your underwear.

Wordlessly Chris lifts you from his lap just to slip his shorts down to release his dick and you can now feel it against your ass. He slides your panties to the side finally exposing your slick, aching pussy. Duke becomes restless at the sight and feels like this surprise for you is somehow punishment for him. He wants to glide his fingers through your folds and watch as you lick your juices off of them, but he is imprisoned to the chair in front of you.

Chris rubs himself through your folds basking in the slickness of your clit coating his tip before he finally positions himself with your entrance and slowly lowers your down onto him. Your breath hitching as he finally fully gets to a halt, the entire length buried inside of your wetness.

“Fuck.” The younger man mutters closing his eyes briefly to bask in the bliss.

At these words you slowly begin to grind on him and Dukes eyes become transfixed on your breast that bounce during this motion. He can’t help as his hand goes down to palm himself through the sweats. Chris notices this and grins. He grabs your hips and begins thrusting into you.

“Ah fuck, daddy.” You cry out, reaching back to find his body.

“ You like that baby?” Chris questions.

“I love it daddy!” You cry out.

As the words spill out of your mouth Chris without a second thought reaches up and takes off the fabric that was covering your eyes. As your eyes adjust to your renewed sense, you immediately lock eyes with the man in front of you and gasp.

“You like it huh baby, this what you wanted aint it?” Chris is the one to speak first and honestly it is turning him on too. He never expected that having one of his closest friends or anyone for that matter watching him in such an intimate setting as this would give him this kind of thrill, but it did. He wanted to bend you over and offer Duke your mouth as a sign of gratitude, but this was more than enough for the moment.

Your mouth is open, but words aren’t able to come out as you stare at the man in front of you. His lips were slightly parted as his hand gripped his own length through his sweatpants, and you were able to see the diamonds that were in his mouth. His high cheekbones and chocolate skin were illuminated perfectly in the lighting from the room, and you couldn’t deny that he was handsome.

Chris hand gripping your throat bought you back to reality and you let out a loud cry as he pulled you into the bed and pushed your head down into the blanket. Duke breathed heavily as he spotted thesmall cherry tattoo on your right cheek and snaked his hand underneath his waistband pulling himself out.

“Answer me baby.” Chris says again, snaking a hand around your neck “Aint this what you wanted.”

“Y-yes, this is what I wanted daddy.” You moan, as he slams into you.

“What you supposed to say? “He growls voice low.

“Thank you.” You say your voice barely above a whisper.

“I cant fucking hear you baby, what you say?” He asks again hips snapping into yours, sending ripples throughout your ass.

“I said thank you daddy.” You cry as you grip the sheets in attempts to brace yourself as he continues to assault your cunt.

“And what you wanna say to Duke?”

The older of the two perks up as he hears his friend finally mention his name.

Your eyes low and full of need bore into his tight ones and you moan. “T-thank you Duke.” You moan out.

Dukes tempo increases as he continues to stroke himself and for the first time since he has been here he spoke, voice low and full of lust, “Ya welcome gorgeous.”

Chris continues his assault of you and Duke continues to watch, transfixed on the sight in front of him and unable to take his eyes away even if that was what he desired. He wanted you, and in some small part of his mind he wanted to be with yall. He wanted to add to this dynamic of dominance and create his own role in your life. He wanted to see you underneath him just as you were with Chris, he wanted to be the one to taste you on his lips, to kiss you, to squeeze you. He wanted you more than anything right now, but Chris. He had the upmost respect for his friend, afterall if not for him he would have not been able to witness you and all your glory.

“You hear that baby,” Chris voice broke him away from his thoughts, “He said youre gorgeous. He thinks you look gorgeous like this- ass up, pussy full of my dick”

Duke now took a little time to admire his friend, and he was beyond surprised. He never took Chris as one to be this vocal ever, but here it seemed as though he was the shining star, leading you with his words and actions and everything that you did was as an extension of him.

“Y-yes daddy, I heard him” You whine, “Thank you Duke.”

Duke cant help but float at how effortlessly his name tumbles from your lips.

“You gone be a good girl and squirt for daddy and Duke?” Chris says feeling his climax nearing, and reaching his arm around and fingers beginning to massage your clit.

You cant help the loud whines that escape your mouth as he stimulates your center eyes locked on the man in front of you stroking himself vigorously to the tempo of you and Chris, lip between his glistening teeth.

“Yeah that’s it baby I feel it squirt on daddy dick and show Duke what a good girl you are.” Chris grunts his breath getting quicker as he feels himself closer and closer to his release.

Your body goes limp and a mixture of cries and huffs escape your mouth as you feel the man behind you pull out and attaches his mouth to your clit sucking as you squirt all over his face. He only stops when you go limp and fall onto the bed to reinsert his dick and pound you like a madman chasing his own climax.

Your eyes shoot to Dukes as you hear a struggled grunt escape his mouth as his hand and hoodie become painted with white stripes.

“Fuck.” You hear Chris cry as you feel his dick twitch within your walls and his warm cum fills your insides. His strokes are small as he fucks you through his release. Once he’s done he collapses onto your side, arm on your ass as he rubs circles into it.

Exhaustion washes over you like a tide and you feel your eyes become low and your mind clouded. Chris takes a few moment to catch his breath before sliding off the bed and walking in the bathroom taking a quick look at his friend as he did so.

“Hey, ima run her a bath if you wanna wait till I get her in I can get a rag and some of my sweatpants.” He offers his friend.

“Type shit, preciate it.” Duke agrees grateful.

As Chris begins to walk off he looks back at the older of the pair and grins, “That shit was good wasn’t it, I was killing her shit.”

Duke cant help the laugh that escapes his lips. “Hell yeah nigga you did yo shit.”

“On God nigga but say next time you gotta join that shit had her ass wet as fuck.”

Duke couldn’t help but smile “Type shit, next time.”

yall like it?? i felt like i finally got back in my element lmk what yall think!

[queermccoy]

BuddieTommy Honky Tonk (Spotify)

All My Friends Are Hot * Robyn Ottoini

I know you want her number 'Cause everybody wants her number Hello, you'll have to wait in line She looks good in every picture Sometimes I wanna kiss her

Bible Belt * Chris Housman

And I hate that it took So long to get over what it did to me, cause They hit you over the head with it Stuff it down your throat

Middle of a Heart * Adeem the Artist

Carlene askеd if she could marry me Drivin' round in Daddy's car I gave her my graduation ring Down by the lumber yard I felt the violent hit of her passionate kiss Like a bullet through the middle of a heart

Do-Si-Don'tcha * Tanner Adell

Boot scoot kick a little sawdust up I Got moves that I could show ya I know you wanna Do-Sí-Don'tcha

Good Lookin' * Dixon Dallas

He's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he rides I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy Call him "Daddy" while I holler Man, that boy so damn good looking

Hymn * Adam Mac

I aint no stranger to sin I ain't much a man of the church But I can get down on a hymn

Drive Me, Crazy * Orville Peck

You shift on the gear, it's been a long year We're droppin' the hammer, got places to be No time for the past if you're speedin' by me Breaker-breaker, you there? Keep me company

All My Life * Brooke Eden

All my life, I thought that I Was built to ride off Into the sunset all alone Like a restless rollin' stone

F150 * Dixon Dallas

Well when we get to sippin' whisky And we get a little frisky I climb up on him, ride him like an F150

Love You a Little Bit * Tanner Adell

Hands on me in your old T-Shirt In your two door Ford thinking those three words Light turned green then it started sinking in I kinda might, sorta like, love you a little bit

Real * Kameron Ross

You make me feel Baby, for the first time Love is real

Mine * Taylor Swift

Do you remember, we were sittin' there by the water? You put your arm around me, for the first time You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter You are the best thing that's ever been mine

all in my head * Andrew Mitch

Oh, but I know that it's all in my head Cuz nothing else matters inside their heads They'll just wish you were a girl instead

Chapel * Adam Mac, DeVries

Meet me at the chapel, honey It's just you and me Forever you and me

Outlaw Love * Brooke Eden

'Cause they can say what they wanna say They can do what they wanna do But they can't outlaw bein' in love with you

This Is Love * Dixon Dallas

I never knew what love was, then you came along Every night, I've been dreamin' of us, you're my favorite song Turn the lock and toss the key, now I think I'm in way too deep When you walk in, I can't help it, yeah, you knock me off my feet

Bonus: Trixie Mattel’s cover of Video Games

[sobersturniolos]

why wont people shut up. today i saw a video saying “ oh my gawwwdddd.. 😕😕 sturnsfilmed comments!!!” ?????? shut the fuck up. nobody gives a damn about a comment.

“ this is so sick!!! “ shut up. thanks.

a comment wont kill nick, matt, and chris. they even make jokes about the edits

u hoes aint real fans, yall just wanna be sad for some shit.

go outside and stop fingering yourself.

[cookiesupplier]

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Updated: 2nd of May 2024

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[1-800-i-ship-it]

ok i watched yuri on ice ep 10 and i was like i remember ppl saying smth about ep 10 so i was like hmmmmmm and WHAT. DO YOU FUCKING MEAN. THEY LITERALLY. PROPOSED TO EACH OTHER AHHHAIWUEFHEWUFHLK?????? /pos

VICTOR AND YURI GOT ACTUAL RINGS???? HRHRHEUEJDJDSJ HELLO ???? OH MY GODHDJDJDSJSKSKSMSMSXBJXJDJDJDJDJDEJEKSKDJJDJDKDKDKDKD i was half joking after ep 9 but i cant believe this is real like i cant believe this im shaking my past self by the shoulders

VICTOR ACTAULLY SAYS ITS AN ENGAGEMENT RING OMG AIN TNO WAY AINT NO WAYY IM LAKJWNEFKKLNKAJFNL THEN HE SAYS HE WILL MARRY YURI IF HE WINS A GOLD MEDAL IM LIAUWHERIUEWHARJKWENFJKNFMX,FFNLMLSAKDFJJKWEFWKJ

shoutout to phichit for being the first supporter <333 rest in peace jj

then i find out YURI WAS DRUNK LAST YEAR AND POLE DANCED WITH CHRIS, THEN GRINDED AGAINST VICTOR IN PUBLIC ASKING HIM TO BE HIS COACH IM- AND HE WAS FULLY UNAWARE ABOUT HIS ANTICS TILL NOW?????

[chrissbbydoll]

ur so real i love coming across other girlies that are in their 20s in the sturn fandom

This made me so giddy and cheesy. I try to be as real as possible lmao. I absolutely adore the triplets so much. Like im only a year older but to me like idk Like ik i make hella inappropriate jokes. But like ik im never gonna actually interact w Matt or Chris sexually but im just a chill girl fr! Id fr choose friendship over anything with these men. They seem like sweet genuine guys. UGH I love being a 22 year old woman fangirling. It reminds me of my hs days i aint gonna lie (im saying that like im so old)

Also if u wanted to be moots pls! I need more 20+ year old friends on this app :) (i only have one actual friend that i made off this app and i adore our friendship so much!)

I NEED MORE FRIENDS GUYS PLS IM A CHILL GIRL I SWEAR‼️‼️‼️💳💥

[nightguide]

screenwriters bias: peaky blinders

HOW TO RUSE CERTAINTY INTO BOOK KEEPING (HOW JOHN WICK GETS AWAY WITH TROUBLE)

PAY FOR IT (SCHIZOPHRENIA MADONNA'S WHORE COMPLEX)

WRITE FOR IT (MASTER KUNG-FU IN MOVIES AND HAVE SOME AURA ABOUT YOU COMING FROM THE DEMISE OF *INSERT GETAWAY SEQUENCE ELSEWHERE*)

BEG FOR IT (ATTENTION TO BE RELIEVED OF YOUR MORAL AMBIGUITY)

SEE ONCE APPLIED TO SHITTY THEORY IN MANSCAPING: MINDHUNTER: GLEE

OUTLIVE THE REASON WHY YOU CANT GET LAID

SOURCE THAT SHIT, BITCH

YOU'RE HYPER-SENSITIVE

YOU DONT CARE

BUT HIM

STATE THA FUCKING OBVIOUS

2. DID I FUCKING STUTTER???????

YOU HATE ANNA WINTOUR, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU HATE THAT ONE PHYSICS PROFESSOR MAKING YOU DROP SHIT FOR TIME (AS PROVEN ON BACK TO THE FUTURE)

LIKE THIS IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY THERE PAST YOUR GRADE BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA GET HAMMERED ONE MORE TIME TO CONVINCE THE ATLAS PARADOX (THAT PHYSICS PROFESSORS IS NOW A DAJJAL FOR STEALING YOUR CREDITS ELSEWHERE AND HE DOESNT LOOK GOOD ABOUT IT (YOU WON THE JACKASS: MOVIE LOTTERY FOR FREE AN HE HATES YOU BEING JOHNNY KNOXVILLE OF YOUR LINE OF WORK, THAT SHIT TURNS HIM ON IN BED YK THAT RIGHT?) SO U GON' DO YOUR BEST TO GASLIGHT THAT HACK NOW

READ YOUR RACIST COPIES AND GET BACK TO IT

LIKE THIS IS WHO UR ASSHOLE DAJINA TEACHER THINKS THEY ARE TO 'GIVE AND PRESENT' LIKE THEY DID IT (THEIR ENTIRE LIFE STANK BEFORE YOU SET THEM UP TO FAIL HARDER: LIKE THEY WANTED KIDS BUT HATE HAVING TO BE PUT IN A CONSERVATORSHIP (BRITNEY A LA' MODE) AND THEY RATHER PUT YOU IN A GIFTED (2017) MOVIE SCENARIO WITH YOU NOW BEING MARY ADLER. AND CHRIS EVANS WAS ONE THOUGHT AWAY FROM FREEDOM *IMGONNAKILLTHATBITCH*

SO U GONNA MAKE REFERENCES

TEACH THAT HACK A LESSON

AND PREDICT THE QUALITY OF YOUR WORKS CUZ U AINT THINKING OF THE GOVERNMENT NO MORE AN U ARE SICK TO FUCKING DEATH THAT YOU'RE WORKING IN A RETAIL STORE FACTORY IN A POOR SOUTH ASIAN COUNTRY

AND THEY FIGURE IT OUT THAT ITS NOT EVEN ABOUT FASHION ANYMORE BUT ITS ALL SCIENCE, AND THEY KNEW HOW TO GET THEIR SHIT UNDER CONTROL IF ALL OF PRISONBREAK IS ABOUT LOOSE ENDS. ADELE SCOTT, YOU MET YOUR GRADING CRITERIA'S U

TEACH AFRICA HOW TO BUILD HOUSES THAN SPENDING FORTUNES ON INVESTING A PAKISTANI GOVERNMENT TO DO THEIR WORK FOR THEM (THEY TURN IRREVOCABLY LAZY IF SO)

i know Lee Pace in real life, whatdyougot whatdyougot whatdyougot

i got him, i got him

you can go suck my big fat sadickah al-jariyah, you got nothing, you got nothing you ape, you ape

[asherthehimbo]

I may be on semi- hiatus but ill never leave u pookies during a comeback so MY REACTIONS

Runners

FELIX INTRO???

OH MY FUCK I LOVE THIS SONG

CHANGBIN COMING IN THEN HAN

CHANS VOCALS THE HYUNJINS OMDDD

GOAT???? OH MY SOULLLLLLL

"feeling edgy watch me take it all" OMS

PREACH BINNIE "CAUSE ALREADY I KNOW I CAN HEAR THE W'S"

WE RUNNING TO THE END ALL DAY AND NIGHT WE FLYYYYYY

CHANS VOCALS AND FELIX'S DEEP VOICE MIXED AT THE END THE WHOLE SONG WA SIN ENGLISH AND THE LYRICS CHANGBIN PREACHING I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

THE GOAT WE'RE STUNNING🗣️🗣️🗣️

Stray kids

RAAHHH IM SO EXCITED

okay slow intro

sounds like its gonna be nostalgic

FELIX VOCALS

🗣️🗣️

"WE DO WHAT WE WANNE DO THE MESSAGE THROUGH OUR MUSIC" TELL EM INNIE

OKAY SEUNGMINNIE

AND THEN HANNIE

STRAY KIDS STILL GONNA ROCK ON THE HELAVATOR🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

"WE STIL STRAY WE ALWAYS STAY ON THE LONELY STREET" OH MY DAYYYSSS HOLY FUCKKKK

"KNOW THAT THIS IS WHO WE ARE THERE AINT NO LAST STEP OUT" THEY SILENCED THE DISBANDMENT RUMORS WAHHH I LOVE THEM SM

Mountains

IT STARTS OF STRONG OKAY INNIE

FELIX RAPPING WITH I. N VOCALS IN THE BACK IM GEEKING

"HEAVY AND IM PROUD, BACKBONE NEVER SUFFERING"

CHANGBIN AND HYUNJIN RAPPING RAAHHHHH

SEUNGMIN RAPPING RAAH IM ENDING IT ALL MY SON OH MY DAYSSS

MOUNTAIN MOUNTAINS🗣️🗣️

CHAN VOCALS OMD

"I FEEL THE AIR VIBRATING SO LOUD" (i feel smthn else vibrating)

HELLO SWITCHING BETWEEN BINNIE HAN AND HYUNJIN OH IM TWEAKKINGGGG

"I RULE THIS PLACE NOBODY CAN HANDLE ME HANDS OFF"

"I DOMINATE THE GROUND, THE ECHOING SURROUND, JUST FEEL THE AIR VIBFATING SO LOUD""THIS CLOUD NINE WE'RE AT THE TOP"

OH MY DAYS THAT END WAS SO GOOD RAAHHH FELIX AND IN MIXING THE DEEP VOICE AND VOCALS

I like it

HELLO?? IT SOUNDS FUNKY THEN SEUNGMIN COMES IN

OMD ITS A SEXY SONG "pushing me futther pulling me closer some sorta of chemistry"

HELLO

FELL OFF MY SEAT

"I think im addicted to the tittle 'you&me'" AND IF I KMS

YES MINHO SING MY FAVORITE PART

CHAN WITH "yeah I love that I like you but I don't wanne love"

this song feels like hanging out inna pool with ur situationship in the summer

OOHH I LIKE IT OOHHH I LIKE IT

"lets not go official we can keep it you and me" I WILL KMS CHRISTOPHER DONT PLAY WITH ME

BEFORE WE LOVE, WE LOVE THIS FEELING BABE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

JJAM

OH I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS IS GONNA BE A FUN SONG

FINGER LICKING YEAH🗣️🗣️

GO BINNIE WE LOVE A BINTRO

SEUNGMIN INTROING HYUNJIN THEN FELIX HELLO HOLY SHIT YALL SPITTING BARS AND THEN MINHO AND HAN VOCALS

THE ELECTRONIC BREAK DOWN

OH SHIT NEW DOMINO

"ITS OUR PLAYGROUND ITS GETTING CROUDED"

SEUNGMIN N I. N AGAIN

I GOTTA MOVE, LOOK AT MY GROOVE🗣️🗣️🗣️

SAY WOAH

I KNOW YOU KNOW WE KNOW

HAN AND CHANGBIN THROWING TO EACH OTHER

SO JUST SPREAD IT OUT

PLEASE ILL BUY THIS JAM DONT EVEN PLAY WIT ME

Twilight

the soft intro

IT SOUNDS OLDEN TIMES LIKE THE RECORD SOUNDS WITH THE PIANO??

HAN VOCALS STARTING

THEN MINHOOOOOOII

"did the temperature of you and me burn so hot it turned into ashes" IS WILD HAN HOW DARE YOU

"without a trace only black ashes remained becoming a sad memory that only we know" IS BARSSSS OMD

I CANT WITH THIS SONG IM ALREADY CRYINGGGG

"I thought I deleted ut but when I think of you I cry without fail" yho so real im geeking

"my tears increased and sleep decreased" RAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"will I see your traces? I want to but your footprints had already left" WAHHHH

CHK CHK BOOM

WOLVERENE

RYAN ON THE NEWS

get that man some toiletpaper. RAAHH I LOVE THE INTRO

HYUNJIN IN THE RED LOOKING SO RELAXEDDD

LEEKNOW IN GREEN LOOKS SO GOOD

AND FELIX WITH THE SILVER AHIR AND BLUE LIGHTING

HAN STARTING IT HE LOOKS SO GOOD IM GEEKING

"sick of this life uts regulat" EAT CHANGBIN

RAAHH AND WITH THE PURPLE HAIIRRRR

SEUNGMIN SNIPER ERA??

RAAHHH CHRIS WITH THE LOW DRAWLL IM TWEAKING I CANT HANDLE THIS HE LOOKS SO GOOD TOOO

HYUNJIN MY CUZZIE U LOOK SO GOOD IM GONNNA CRYYYY RAAHHH THE RED SUITS U SM

"LOBOS WE CANNOT STOP HUNTING " 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

PLEASE I CANT DO THIS LEE KNOW UR DOING SO WELL

THEN HAN WITH MORE RAPPING

AND CHANGBIN ROLLING HIS R'S

HELP I. N CALLING RYAN

AND THE SEUNGMIN DOING THE LOW DRAWL LINE CHAN DID OH IM GEEKING

PLEASE FELIX THEN CHAN DOING THE CHORUS

MY BULLET GOES TANG TANG TANG🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

(listened to the festival version, it goes just as hard, I WILL appear in the club it plays)

FULL ALBUM

Honestly my notes are shorter compared to usual but thats cuz I literally have NO words like AT all HOLY SHIT they made us wait and it was so worth it im geeking its such a good album

[themostlesbianever]

- dont fight pls babies😔

- YAY

- oh wow athena

- rude girls

- sigmas😧

- athena doesnt speak sigma

- corpse

- VAMPIRE BOBBY

- silly guy

- omg eddie😭😭😭

- chimney man

- howey partners

- im loving the outfit buck

- OH

- BYE BYE ARM

- ITS A REAL BODY AAAAH

- they all look so silly

- moustache buck lol

- OMG PUMPKIN MAN

- uh oh now hen is being worried about mara being angry

- LUBE FLYIN IN

- "help him please" WHAT DO YOU THINK THEYRE DOING

- come on franklin

- OW

- that was very funny tho

- HELLO TOMMY

- tommy coming as soon as he could like the good boyfriend he is

- tommy is so confused

- EDDIE AND TOMMY FRIENSHIP🥳

- uh oh

- uh oh

- hen and karen are gonna fight i think

- i mean karen is in the right, and so is hen. Because those kids want their mama but hen cant just get off work

- can we just let my babies be happy

- BUCK HAS A COUCH

- look at tommy taking care of buck like the good boyfriend he is

- hihi tommy is being so unserious omg

-(also dont say eddie would be better because he also does NOT believe in curses)

- tommy has every right to react like this to that tbh

- also makes sense eddie came because eddie is literally a medic, tommy is not specifically a medic

- see even tommy is saying it, eddie is a MEDIC

- yes hen teach denny some important lessons

- karen you look adorable

- no karen☹️

- i dont want them to fight anymore, theyre both in the right

- EDDIE HAD THE SAME REACTION

- WHATS WITH ALL THESE MOUSTACHED MEN

- HELLO MOUSTACHE JOSH

- the crazies are out🥳

- omg the thousand clowns in car gag

- this is hilarious i love it

- uh oh angry man

- UH OH THATS THE CAR

- NO PLEASE STOP

- PLS STOP RN

- THIS IS THE CAR THAT HITS MY BOY DENNY

- STOP

- AAAAA

- DENNY MY BOY

- YES DENNY LITTLE LIFE SAVER BOY

- oh god

- youre gonna be okay baby

- hen you shouldn't be working on him

- GIVE HEN THE DAMN MORPHINE

- oh baby

- I CANT DO THIS

- is there something IN HIS STOMACH

- OH FUCK

- Oh aisha the woman you are, fucking hell i might die this acting is so good

- DENNY I LOVE YOU TOO

- NO

- NOPE

- FUCK

- FUCK

- OMG FIELD TRANSFUSION

- istg if this boy dies i am not watching the rest of this show

- fucking hell

- HES DEAD

- CAN YALL FIREFIGHTERS HURRY THR FUCK UP THE BOY IS DEAD

- the music stopped, that either means hes gonna wake up and there will be like a burst of loud music or its over

- YES I WAS RIGHT

- IT WAS THE FIRST THING

- GOD I AM SO SMART

- DENNY BABY

- you know damn well hen aint never working on halloween again

- karen still looks adorable in her costume

- poor buck

- TOMMYS HERE🥳

- YES DENNY IS FINE🥳🥳

- i love how tommy and eddie both have the same reaction and opinion on bucks talk about curses

- karen is so pretty omg

- hen too omfg

- hottest couple in the show fr

- oh babies

- pls dont be angry at eachother

- be sad together about ur son being hurt

- YES KAREN NO ANGRY

- theyre so cute stop

- next episode is them on a date🤞

- okay buck what the fuck are you doing

- omg tommy is there, thats adorable

- hes is a good boyfriend

- ahw he looked at tommy when he said people make life worth living

- OMG THAT IS NO CAP

- IS CRHIS COMING HOME

- PLS CHRIS COME HOME

- tommy is thinking something, i wanna know what

- buck that was insanely adorable and ur such a good man

- i love the amount of tommy screentime we got because i wanna see buck actually be with the boyfriend he has

[torialefay]

are we gonna talk about the fact that chris practically exposed himself on being into roleplaying with all those bubble messages cuz 👀 at some point he even was like oh but what if it hurts your feelings are you sure you're okay with this okay let's do this then, like bro was about to establish safe words LMAOOOOOOO

Listen when i woke up and saw he started all that shit, i was so pissed i swear 😭😂 i was like first of all, i dont have time for your shit today christopher. Second of all, i am not in an emotional position to do this today.

But YESSSS i agree with you 100%. This mfer knows his duality and knows that we want both. AND he knows that we call him christopher when he’s being hot and channie when he’s being cute 😭 like i genuinely think this man is reading his own fanfics. He knows what we wantttttt.

This is gonna sound horrible a little, but this man needs a girlfriend, i swear. Like you can just tell how horny he is through his messages. I know people are like “we don’t know what goes on in their personal lives, maybe he has a partner”…. Aint no way in hell this man has a partner. Lowkey can feel the desparation in his messages. He needs to get laid i swear. Idk who is gonna be able to tame this man. Lowkey highkey think if he wasn’t such a working professional, he would tease us so much in real life and then piss us all off bc we cant have him. He gets offfff to that shit.

But also lowkey makes sense with his libra-ness. He just needs validation and this is how he goes about it. In a way, it makes me a little sad if he feels like he can ONLY get it from us… like i just think ab how long it’s probably been since he’s dated and how that would affect his sense of self. He needs someone to do that for him :(((((

Thank u for bringing this up baby anon bc i swear i have so many feeling about this