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A collection of close-ups from Rock am Ring 1998
#can you tell i love noses#choose your favorite lol#rammstein#flake lorenz#oliver riedel#paul landers#richard kruspe#rzk#christoph schneider#till lindemann#my gifs
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Spawn fans: arguing with Ascended fans.
Ascended fans: arguing with Spawn fans.
Me, a true Astarion Enjoyer:
#i hate all the negativity can't we all just enjoy our favorite versions of him?#he's literally a choose your own adventure vampire boyfriend why are we fighting lol#i get why people get defensive of their personal interpretation of him#but the fact that there's always so much ascended vs spawn arguing after every patch is just...#kids could you lighten up a little#bg3#astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion romance#ascended astarion#spawn astarion#baulders gate 3
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Choosing the Bear - Part 3 (Zeke x Bambi)
Shifter Paranormal Romance Supernatural is a Secret 2 of ???
Inspired by the Man or Bear in the Woods question/meme.
Bambi Barker never anticipated having to run for her life from her ex, Duke Walker, through an Appalachian forest. She also never thought she’d run into a white (polar?) bear in the middle of the god-dang forest, either.
Being stuck between a bear and a man, Bambi is about to get answers to questions she didn’t even know she had.
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Part 1 - Part 2 - Masterlist
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Zeke took a step toward Bambi, closing the space between them. His fists balled at his sides and seriousness pinched between his brows. “You can’t tell no one, y’hear?”
For a breath, Bambi stared up at him, surprised. Did he think she was so vapid as to go blabbing about this to the town?
“What would I tell them? Who would believe me?” Bambi shook her head, giving a bitter snort. She noticed how Zeke still held his shoulders, stiff with tension. Leveling a look at him, she bit out, “Most people didn’t even believe me about Duke.”
Though still wary, Zeke’s shoulders sagged a little bit. He cocked an eyebrow, tilting his head toward her. “What’s goin’ on there, anyhow?”
“I split up with him a couple years back, got custody of the kids, but he’s not lettin’ it go.” Averting her gaze, staring off into the darkness of the forest, Bambi sighed, “This time, he took it another step farther.”
“What are you gonna do about it?”
Her attention snapped back to Zeke, a frown creased at her lips. He stood there with his arms crossed over his chest, head cocked and that infuriating masked expression she couldn’t even read back in high school. “What can I do? He’s a Walker.”
Under his beard, Zeke’s lips thinned before he gave a nod. “And the Walkers got the Barfield cops on their payroll, so reporting the harassment and stalkin’ and kidnapping ain’t doing much.”
“Pretty much.” Bambi rolled her eyes and threw her hands in the air, frustration making her movements sharp. Silence fell after her short rejoinder. Heaving a sigh, she shook her head and crossed her own arms as she leaned against a tree. “Enough of my sob story. What’s going on with you?”
“Same old, same old.” He mirrored her body language, still facing her but also leaning back against a tree.
“I think I would’ve noticed a hulking white bear trawling through Barfield High, Zeke.” Her nose scrunched as she shot him a cheeky smile. A part of her realized how strange it was to be joking about this supernatural happening, but she couldn’t find the energy to care.
The familiar sour expression pinched at his face, bringing further amusement to Bambi’s lips. Her smile faded away when Zeke growled, “Drop it. Forget that happened.”
“Fine, whatever.” A familiar little ache shot through her, a frown overtaking her lips. Of course, he wouldn’t trust her. He didn’t trust her back in high school either. Hell, he didn’t seem to trust anyone. How in the world he ended up with a kid, she didn’t know. But she supposed one didn’t need to trust someone they fucked.
An owl hooted overhead and something scuttled in the bushes far to her left, reminding Bambi of her current situation. “Can you give me a lift back into town? I’m a little underdressed for a hike.”
“Can’t. I was out here foraging for the sanctuary. Gotta get back and take care of the animals.” Zeke rocked forward, off his tree and half-turned from the human woman. “If you head north, you’ll hit the highway in a little while.”
Bambi, on the other hand, hadn’t moved an inch. She did stare directly at him, her face frozen in an impassive expression. She was fairly certain he could see her in the dark better than she could him and he seemed to falter, seeing her lack of movement. “You expect me to go through the forest.”
“Yes,” he replied, his shoulders visibly tensing.
“In the dead of night. With my ex stalking the mountainside for me.” Now Bambi finally moved. She stepped closer to him, inclining her head and raising her eyebrows as her tone became steelier. “Not to mention mountain lions ‘n other bears or – Lord save me – other men out hunting for prey.”
She paused, conspicuously eyeing Zeke as she amended, “Well, human men.”
Pinching the bridge of his nose and closing his eyes, Zeke sighed. “Alright, fine. Stop the guilt tripping. Let me drop Mercy off at home and check on the animals, then I’ll take ya’ home.”
“Thanks, Zeke.” Tension that Bambi didn’t realize she’d been holding oozed out of her as her shoulders sagged.
His expression didn’t melt at her gratitude. “I ain’t bein’ kind. You gotta pay for gas by helpin’ with the animals.”
“Fine by me.” Bambi shrugged, undeterred by whatever chore he might have set his eyes on for her.
“Wait til you see what I’m gonna have you do.” In the dark, she caught sight of him grinning wickedly in the moonlight. It was probably meant to unsettle her or put her off, but it only served to get Bambi to meet his challenge head-on.
“Oh, by helping the animals, did you mean I’d be helping you—“ Her words choked off in a yelp as Zeke suddenly swung around, boxing Bambi against a tree.
As he leaned close, Bambi had to remind herself to breathe. Heat radiated off him and her nose filled with the scent of the woods and dirt and something wild. Zeke’s voice dipped low, a gravel to his words as his hot breath brushed over her cheek, “Don’t go sayin’ fool things, Bambi Barker.”
Covering up the effect he had on her, Bambi gave a slightly breathless laugh. “Aw, and here I thought I was talkin’ your language, Zeke Clements.”
When he pushed away, she caught the corner of the corner of his lip twitching upward under his beard. With a sigh that covered his amusement, he shook his head and turned away from her. “You’re just as impossible as I remember.”
“You’ve been thinkin’ of little ole me? How sweet.” Bambi fell into step behind Zeke, stepping carefully. With the adrenaline draining out, her legs were starting to tremble. Or that’s what she told herself. The aches of running around the forest were certainly catching up.
“You ain’t so little anymore.” Zeke scoffed, ducking to miss a low tree branch that Bambi didn’t even need to stoop for as she passed.
“Excuse me?” A flare of manufactured outrage made her forget of the pain in her feet.
He spun toward her so fast, she ran into his front. Before she could pull back and apologize – all offense forgotten with her own faux pas – warm hands squeezed her sides. She yelped, her hands going to Zeke’s forearms and leaning back as he leaned closer. His warm breath played over her shoulder as he taunted, “Packed on the pounds yourself. You even said so.”
Bambi swallowed down another inelegant sound when he squeezed her sides. A mish-mash of annoyance and fluster tangled in her gut. Before she could snap at him or mumble some sort of reply, Zeke’s nose twitched. His face tilted down and she heard another, deeper sniff.
“Where’s your shoes, Bambi?” He didn’t even look up at her. His voice had taken on the dangerous smoothness of a riptide.
“Duke took ‘em. Thought I wouldn’t run without ‘em.” Memories fluttered through Bambi, remembering the times when Zeke had previously taken on that voice. Usually, it resulted in a bully getting a walloping, whether it was a peer or even a parent.
He was madder than a hornet’s nest being used as a pinata. The thought knifed through Bambi, imagining what he thought. How pathetic she’d gotten since graduation. She’d heard enough about her failings from Duke.
Excuses lodged in her throat when Zeke suddenly scooped her up, one bulky arm under her knees and the other at her back. She gasped and instinctively looped an arm around his neck. “What do you think you’re doin’?!”
He’d already started walking again, sticks snapping under his heavy soles. He glared off into the distant night. Bambi thought they looked darker than they had a moment earlier. “Yer feet’re all cut up. I can smell the blood.”
“You didn’t have a problem with me walkin’ earlier,” Bambi shot back, her accusatory tone harkening back to his original plan to let her trek through the mountainside forest.
“Didn’t realize the blood I was smellin’ was yours.” Again, Zeke didn’t look down at her. He just continued glaring into the dark. Though Bambi thought there was an edge of guilt to his words. It was probably her imagination.
There wasn’t much to say in response. Her tired mind had gone to mush, anyhow. With her weight off her feet and the hypnotic rocking of Zeke’s walking, it was becoming harder for Bambi to keep her eyes open. The warmth radiating from the man and the steady thrum of his heart fought against the aches and pains in her body, as well.
Held by the bear of a man – true in more ways than one, Bambi deliriously thought – she slowly lolled off to sleep on that dark, dark mountainside.
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#exophilia#exo writing#monster romance#shifter romance#paranormal romance#bear shifter#shifter#monster x human#monster fucker#monster lover#choosing the bear#zeke#bambi#don't go doing fool things#aw and here I thought I was speaking your language#lol#favorite bit of dialogue here
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Vacation
oooh anon this works well with a little noodle i had recently for a coworkers/office au!
the sun is out, her hair looks great, the weather is perfect for her new outfit, she feels good, she looks good - but the one person she wants to look at her isn't here.
"Beatrice is out today," Lilith had said from across the table, not even looking away from her computer screen, "maybe you'll get some actual work done while she's gone."
Ava had rolled her eyes and accidentally tipped over Lilith's jar of pens as she'd passed by her desk but even that hadn't been satisfying as she'd stepped outside of the office by herself.
she isn't mad - really, she's glad that Beatrice was taking time off. ever since Ava had started at the company at the beginning of the year, she hadn't once seen Beatrice take a day off from work. sure there were appointments here and there, but Ava saw see her at least once a day everyday, on her way to grab a snack from the pantry, or offer to get some coffee, or ask Beatrice to look over a document that had nothing to do with her department.
Lilith always rolls her eyes when Ava comes by but the thing is, yeah people say all the time to "reach out anytime!" but Beatrice is different. when Beatrice had been assigned as her 'onboarding buddy' for her first month on the job, Ava had learned that a) Beatrice knew everything there was to know about the company and b) she actually means it when she says to come to her for anything. no matter what Ava has for her, no matter the time of day, Beatrice has never turned her away - at most has had Ava wait as she finishes an email or come back if she's on her way to a meeting, but she always, always makes time for Ava. so excuse her for feeling off for not being able to see her favorite person.
Ava huffs, pouts to herself, then decides fuck it, she has no meetings, nothing urgent this afternoon: she's taking gonna take a long lunch. so she heads for a park a couple blocks from the office, the one Beatrice had pointed out during her first week and she finds the fountain Beatrice had mentioned with that small smile that had made Ava a little breathless and a lot enamored.
she can tell why Beatrice likes this park - it's a lot like her, Ava thinks as she eats her sandwich. it's quiet but full of all sorts of beautiful things if one looks closely enough, waits long enough - the birds hiding in the trees, the sparkles in the fountain, the soothing summer breeze. she can imagine Beatrice sitting at one of the benches, maybe reading a book, or a cup of tea, or in a soft hoodie and red eyes -
Ava blinks. realizes she's not imagining things at all.
she swallows down the last of her sandwich, watches Beatrice carefully. there's a heaviness about her, a weight on her shoulders and yet she doesn't seem truly there - eyes distant and unseeing, or maybe seeing something that isn't there.
and Ava gets it. she gets needing to be alone and it feels like she's intruding, sitting here, seeing Beatrice like this. she gathers up her things as quickly and quietly as she can, turns to leave -
- and trips over the bench she'd just stood up from, introducing her face to the grass.
"excuse me, are you alright?"
Ava groans because of course Beatrice would help; of course she'd have to see her like this.
"yep, I'm good. just bruised the ol' ego."
"Ava?"
she groans again, rolls over, squints into the sun - realizes, fuck, there goes her perfect outfit - and smiles to hopefully ease the concern on Beatrice's face. "hey Bea." she gets to her feet with Beatrice's help, brushes off the worst of the dirt, holds back her sigh at the grass stain on her pants. "so uh, I thought you were on vacation."
Beatrice purses her lips together and shrugs. "not really. I just - it's easier, to just take this day off."
Ava racks her brain for all the facts and trivia she's learned about Beatrice over the past few months, but nothing comes up in connection to this particular date. "okay," she says, still watching carefully. "do you - do you want me to pretend I didn't see you?"
something bewildered passes over Beatrice's face and Ava just - keeps going. "I can if you want - because you're supposed to be on PTO and all, like, I don't know, do we need to sync our alibis like on those detective mystery shows or something?"
Beatrice raises an eyebrow; Ava tries not to swoon. "you think I'm taking time off to commit a murder?"
"shh, we're in public, you don't know who might be listening!" Ava flaps her arms as if to wave away any spying ears.
Beatrice stares at her for a moment then softens; laughs. "you're ridiculous."
"and you haven't denied it," Ava says pointedly. "but nah, you're probably the red herring character, like you're helping the victim's family by doing something not exactly totally legal but you give the investigators a really important clue that helps them find the asshole murderer, so technically you're a hero in the end."
Beatrice sighs, heavy and curling into hoodie, into herself. "I'm nothing of the sort, Ava."
Ava leans into her for just a moment, just close enough to bump shoulders. "yeah you are, Bea. you're a hero to me."
there's disbelief in Beatrice's eyes so Ava keeps her gaze as steady as she can, thinks: i know what you are. thinks: i believe it even if you can't yet.
Beatrice looks away. Ava waits, watches as her fingers play with the hem of her hoodie, listens as she takes a deep breath, feels something shift when Beatrice meets her gaze once more. "you know I -" a flash of white as teeth sink momentarily into her bottom lip; Ava again tries not to swoon - "I don't think I'm familiar with those shows," Beatrice says.
it's hesitant and indirect but Ava knows an offer, recognizes a heroic effort when she sees it. "do you wanna watch some episodes together?"
"you don't have to go back to work?" Beatrice asks but Ava is already typing out a message on her phone.
"nope. and Cam just said I'm good to take the rest of the day so I'm all yours." Ava pockets her phone just as she realizes her word choice; decides to just lean into it and waggles her eyebrows for good measure.
she's rewarded with another laugh and the faintest pink across Beatrice's cheeks. Beatrice looks away again, looks back and smiles. "thank you, Ava."
and because she can't help herself, and because she wants Beatrice to know she means it, Ava reaches out to take her hand. "anytime, Bea."
#and then maybe they go to bea's place#and proceed to watch as many episodes of idk NCIS or something#choose your favorite NCIS show i guess lol#(the correct answer is NCIS: Hawai'i)#ava doesn't ask about the significance of the day's date and maybe bea doesn't tell her#at least not just yet#but i bet beatrice realizes somewhere in the middle of their marathon#that she'll tell ava eventually#which is a nice feeling to have on a day that is usually full of heaviness and hurt#'you're my hero' beatrice thinks later as ava's leaving#her arms still warm from ava's parting hug#anyway this prob wasn't what you were expecting anon but 'vacation' made me remember this noodle#writing shenanigans with jt#avatrice
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having fun working on a commission for arturo. he wanted one of his ocs (angel, left) included in the commission, and another oc (paulina, right) that we brainstormed together for the sake of this fic.
i decided to let my computer charge a bit after writing for a while, so i decided to make picrews of the ocs (couldn't resist with makowka, long time fave tbh) just to help make the visualizations of them "tangible."
then i decided to make the rest of the mcs as picrews lol. take this as you will.
anyways,,, enjoy.
also, before you ask, yes. i did give benji a little gay boy earring. i asked simon if it was okay and he said all things are as they should be.
#mission impossible#makowka picrew#ocs#i was tied on what headwear to give luther#but i couldnt help myself. i just had to give him the signature black beanie.#my favorite guy. running the show from inside the van.#didnt actually look at pictures for references while doing this (so afterwards... looks a little funky)#i looked them up AFTER to put up as reference so yall (the ether) will know who i was even trying to depict LOL#i do truly miss brandt and carter. i will not lie.#and dont fucking get me started on ilsa. i swear to god. im. sick.#whatever. this is a reflective fic. arturo isnt making me do current angst. ty jesus.#but if i must... i will provide#anyways. 🤧🤧 agent gómez? agent cevallos? welcome to the imf#this is your mission... should you choose to accept it 😍#ethan hunt#luther stickell#and his lil beanie#ilsa faust#benji dunn#and his lil gay boy earring#jane carter#william brandt#julia meade#nectarine on: mi#nectarine on: writing#writing community#commissions open
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making a disclaimer because I did a comfort movies poll and got so many asking why wasn't this or that on there or attacking my choices I put and I don't want that again lol in case people are wondering I had to delete the comfort movies poll because I got tired of all of it ugh I chose the shows I did for this that gave me massive amounts of comfort throughout the years and whether that's through love or family or friendship it's here for a reason! some of these shows had a lot of emotional moments but they were still a comfort show for me at times lol himym is here because horrible series finale aside it did give me comfort a lot before that lol also the office isn't on this list because aside from jim/pam I never really watched it because I never liked it ugh the same for modern family I only liked andy/haley and hated everything else about it lol
#if a show is here it's because they gave me some kind of comfort over the years#I didn't put t100 or tvd because as much as I love them I don't consider them mostly comfort shows lol#I'll be choosing friends because it's my favorite sitcom plus my favorite comfort show!!#friends#new girl#how i met your mother#friday night lights#this is us#brooklyn nine nine#hsmtmts#high school musical the musical the series#parenthood#dawson's creek#charmed#degrassi#this was hard because I absolutely love all of these shows so much but friends forever!!#I have no idea what'll win but idc lol because I genuinely love them all!!#tumblr poll#polls#i wanna do a comfort ships poll but I don't want people to judge me for some of the ships ugh#like steroline who I consider a comfort ship lol
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I have made a grave error, a horrible, awful, truly terrible mistake.
(I have POTS and I stood up from my seat at a normal speed and stretched.)
#pots#potsie#the real mistake was actually choosing to take my beta blockers a few hours late#because I REALLY REALLY wanted to enjoy some grapefruit juice with my meal when i woke up#sometimes sacrifices must be made for the sake of satisfying your tastebuds#in case you didnt know grapefruit deactivates MOST meds#so you shouldnt consume it after taking your meds for the day#and if you have grapefruit before your meds you need to wait a couple hours after until you take your meds#unfortunately grapefruit is one of my favorite foods and my absolute favorite fruit juice so choices were made today lol#also if you're like me and have ADHD then similar rules apply with vitamin C in general#dont consume vitamin c within a few hours before or after taking your ADHD meds or they won't work
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TK/Carlos + Touch
↳ The Lost Archives (aka cut footage)
#911 lone star#tk strand#carlos reyes#tarlos#tk/carlos + touch#this is the final installment!! (until season 4 woohoo!)#none of these moments were in the actual show - all were from promotional material instead (which is why the quality isnt as good on some)#I'm choosing to call this BONUS MATERIAL!#I love the head kiss and I understanding the editing choice for the transition in the final cut but oooh man I really wish that had stayed#its been fun doing thiss!! this was a fun project to get me back in the swing of making gifs before the new season#my gifs#if there's any moment of physical touch you think I missed or overlooked in this series let me know - I went through all the episodes...#...but you never know! maybe you caught something I didn't and I'll add it in somehow later lol#or tell me your favorite! that sounds fun too#tarlos touch series
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i’m ngl it was extremely painful to reread this
#history and the heroes are forgotten… built over… buried at foots of castles and purposefully disintegrated into ash by the revisionists…#<- someone who’s favorite fight scenes in the witcher are the battle of the bridge and stygga castle#it makes me think of all the even more ancient stuff lying underneath like athens rome and paris#time moves on and people have to rebuild in order for society to progress and that means that the love that existed is forgotten#but i remember… in the angry words of the small ciri: ‘i haven’t forgotten!’#narration of baptism of fire: ‘a battle that later would not even be mentioned in later chronicles’#but condwiramurs and nimue: OMG WE HAVE PAINTINGS OF THE BATTLE OF THE BRIDGE#that’s the thing that makes it hopeful#that despite being forgotten in-universe and in the fiction. it is all beloved and unforgettable to the readers#the fact that geralt and dandelion had to backtrack their entire journey with ciri swapped out for their company#to make painfully apparent to them the exchange of lives that geralt unintentionally made and only understood in retrospect#it’s good writing… but it’s hella insidious lmaoooo 😭 literally what could be so painful#even camping in some of the same places they had stayed previously#the journey out of the underworld should be freeing but its actually so heavy#would you choose to stay in hades if your friends were there too#also—that makes beauclair their elysium :’)#the elbow-high diaries#just get me a t-shirt that says ‘I ❤️ GERALT’S HANZA’ lol
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@sinnervalentino
{{This is how the reveal is gonna go, right?}}
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Favorite Fics
Tagged by @runawaymun (thanks for the tag <3) to make a list of my own favorite fics that I've written to see which of my favorites are also y'all's favorites. I have only written 13 fics (+ posted a set of headcanons I'm not counting here) so ... I'm arbitrarily picking 3-4 of them as favorites - in no particular order.
I have a hunch about which one will win, but I suppose we'll see.
Tagging (no pressure): @fishing4stars, @demonscantgothere, @somebirdortheother, @polutrope and anyone to whom this looks like fun!!!
#niennaanswers#writing tag games#choose your favorite fic out of my favorites of mine?#this is hard to tag#I give up lol
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#all 5 configurations are interesting to me lol#butchlander#choose your favorite child#homelander#billy butcher#the boys#the boys tv#polls#writing meta
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@realchickenmanny why you come into my ask, ask me my favorite word, follow me, and then when I messaged you asking if I was funny enough for your tag, you blocked me? I don't understand
🥸->👀👓🤏->🤡
Am I not funny enough?
#lol#if youre a minor I understand tho#there was nothing on your blog to indicate you were#but i did choose fellatio as my fave word#but in my defense#for legal purposes this is a joke#it was pretty funny#🥸->👀👓🤏->🤡#comedy#i am secretly funny#comedy gold#give me a break#realchickenmanny#userrealchickenmanny#favorite word#ask#answer#asked and answered#op#writing#is it me#tism#tis me#personal
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Fav starter? (Pokemon) or fav pokemon/s
Just curious cuz you give cute pokemon vibes
Like, I dunno, a shinx or a springatito
I thought about this for SO long lol and perhaps it’s a basic answer but i HAVE to say turtwig and bulbasaur i love them so much, i love their designs and turtwig was also my starter in diamond which was my favorite game and i used it through my entire play through because it was my baby😌
#asks#other favorites include psyduck and gastly lol#OH and treecko!! beloved!!!! it was my starter in the first pokemon game i ever played!!#ruby i think??#basically all my starters just ended up as favorites i just get so attached😭😭#oh my god i also have SUCH a soft spot for plusle and minun#they’re so cute😭#i absolutely loved them as a kid and all the annoying pokemon boys at my school thought i was dumb for it#they’re SO underrated#lil baby bunnies#also i count all the evolutions as one pokemon PLEASE don’t make me choose between turtwigs evolutions i will cry#also i never got to talk much about pokemon with people growing up so!! if yall wanna share what are your favorites??👀#also#🌳<- tree for you in honor of turtwig😌
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i know I just did a comfort shows poll but I forgot a couple I wanted to add lol this is based on my idea of a comfort show whether it's through love, friendship and family or just gives me comfort in other ways! please don't comment why this or that isn't on here like last poll people commented about the office and I don't like that show aside from jim/pam and I hate modern family aside from andy/haley this is my opinion though!!
#please don't come at me with hate because your favorite isn't here lol#all american#er#friday night lights#dawson's creek#friends#this is us#gilmore girls#parenthood#how i met your mother#degrassi#tumblr poll#polls#I'll probably choose friends again because it is literally my number one favorite sitcom!!#and my number one comfort show it always makes me feel better!!#but all american is a big comfort show too and ER and all of these tbh lol#so it doesn't matter who wins because their all amazing shows!!
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