#chonk talk

[chubsexual]

Imagine a fat gooner gamer who's added code to his game to pump gainer shake into his mouth and turn on a vibrator every time he gets a kill in his fps. He gets stoned and plays for hours, until his belly swells up so big that it starts pushing his desk away from him. Many such cases

[mrs-chonk]

IM RAW DOGING IT IDC

yall will get the fic in a few days. but the first chapter is finished. i am going to insert some angst, bc ik you guys love that 🥰 (I love torturing the silly little guys inside my mobile device!) but I'm having too much fun writing this ,, writers block WHERE ??!!? anyways , most of this first chapter is world building but I talk briefly abt sevs "mounds" in the first like 3 paragraphs so BE GREATFUL

[false-cowboy]

how to you explain to someone 'that comedy book where one of the bbeg's was a goose with a bonnet nearly made me cry' like I sound Unwell

[mongo-the-liensis]

Donut and Carl is just a Roasts people 👊😆 & Roasts people 💥🔥 duo

[psychologybat]

Kevinposting on a FRIDAY :3 =(^•×•^)=

[schmorpthe]

Everyone who draws maya anywhere from a bit chubby to being fat. I love you. You deserve a big kiss to the forehead as you're tucked in to sleep at night

[newvegascowboy]

We didn't die last night. In fact we were only in combat for 2 rounds before successfully escaping, which was lucky because im positive if we'd been in for another round, 2 of us would have been knocked out or dead. We also made it to Hell and found the guy we've been looking for for months irl. And we leveled up!

[peepthatbish]

Hell yea!! Tax fraud buddies let’s go /j

Ty for sending this piece of joy through the peep express!!

[nightfury-2001]

rarely i'll google my username(s) to see if any of my art and/or posts have ended up in interesting places and y'all. someone (or maybe it was a bot who knows) uploaded little moon's old ref to one of those shitty wallpaper sites filled with uncredited/stolen fanart. and like on one level i'm like ugh my old crappy art got stolen again but also i think this is EXTREMELY funny because it's like who would want to have this as their wallpaper

like hmmm yes i need a cool wallpaper for my awesome new gaming pc. time to go to a random wallpaper site and grab a shittily drawn ref for a random oc i've never seen before

[kingkatsuki]

why does that pokémon meme (gengar in the stairs) look like bakugo? 😭😭😭

NO PLEASE OMG. Is it because he’s spiky and has red eyes?🥺😭

[chubsexual]

Ugh suddenly at that part in the menstrual cycle where I put on like eight pounds (<== Said while rubbing hands together like a supervillain)

[mrs-chonk]

ai "art" my ass , ai cannot recreate art , or come close to it, art mimics its audience, not pictures online, art captures a feeling, art is an experience that is encapsulated and then shown to us physically, art is not copying and pasting different experiences all together for someone's half-assed ai bot that is only stealing from artists who are putting their souls into what they make just for it to be stripped off the internet and into a bot that can't even retain memory or form coherent storylines. Pisses me oawffffff

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

My Monomi pfp on Ao3 is so cute. You'd think I'd read so much fluff. *side eyes my Ao3 history*

[chunkytron]

*Fat Megs thoughts* *Fat Megs thoughts* *Fat Megs thoughts* *Fat Megs thoughts* *Fat Megs thoughts*

[nora-nexus-86]

I made a thing

[ax3-e0ns]

big lads

giant bois

hulkin horses

truely majestic members of the neigh-borhood.

The Ardennes Draft Horse is considered one of the oldest breeds of draft horse, and is believed to be a direct descendent of the prehistoric Solutre Horse.

Via Historical Pictures