#choke me out

[starboymuse]

[carmenberzattosgf]

oof, that's good! You do deserve a break 🙏 I'm doing okay too, pookie :D just opened the app and the first thing I saw was that Jeremy wearing boxers gifset that you shared, blessed be ❗️❗️❗️❗️ DKDLSMDK

- 🐝

I am no better than a man

[wrestletotheground]

D WORD D WORD D WORD

[wildbluesorbit]

If anyone wants to be pen pals this is my address

…yk? bc this is where I live

[thesmokingguns]

[loveshotzz]

guys, i can’t function after seeing that gifset.

HIS ARMS??

[starboymuse]

me next!

[hexcrispy]

your honour hes got a twinkle of homoeroticism in his evil gay eyes

[chiptrillino-art]

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something stranger and more wonderful: CHAPTER II

Now there is blood in the water 👀

Written by @faux-fires (ao3 Link)

beta red by @ranilla-bean (ao3 Link)

Start at the beginning

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[explodingstarlight]

I adore this little family

slightly more zoomed in version:

[wrestletotheground]

this picture has me Thinking Thoughts I'm in a very fragile state rn no one talk to me for 3-10 business days

[sulfurzee]

Something about the Trawlerman having two faces

[pa-pa-plasma]

love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*

[rhiangalaxy]

Shen Qingqiu is blowing up the System with his mind rn

[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. First image depicts Shen Qingqiu within the Water Prison, kneeling on the ground with his arms and wrists tied with immortal binding cables. He wears a nervous expression while the System screen next to him with a cheering kaomoji goes "Checking In." to which SQQ reponds "i'm bad". The next image depicts SQQ with now ripped robes holding his tied hands in front of him while Luo Binghe stands facing away from him in the foreground. LBH is holding his hands up to his face with a flustered expression whilst SQQ is looking at his back with a very confused expression and "???" next to him. A caption above them states "One Wife Plot Experience Later..." The final image is in a chibi style. SQQ glares at the system as it says with a smug look "Checking In" to which SQQ responds "i'm doing bad" End ID]

[spookeart]

Just Prongsfoot doing their daily wrestle match like normal best friends do.

(This is Remus and Regulus’ POV from the previous art)

Also friends, I’ll be opening a patreon page on the first of December with some spicy art so I’m just letting you know now!

[inkskinned]

100,000 dollars is not a lot of money.

it is also a lot more money than i will ever have. my student loans make up half of that - they're coming back, i'm told, like we all bounced back recently. the other day while paying for gas to go to work, i overdrew my account without knowing it.

i sat in the car and looked at the charge and tried to do the math. where the fuck is the money even going? i don't live extravagantly. i live in a hole in the ground, in an apartment the size of a sneeze; covered in ants. yes, i wanted to live close to a population center. maybe that's my fault. i've downloaded the apps and i've spoken to the experts and i've cut back on excess. i can't help the pharmacy bills or the medical debt.

i have a good, well-paying job. when i googled it to see if i was getting a fair salary, i found out i'd be making "upper middle class" money. which doesn't make sense - is "upper middle class" now just "able to afford a one-bedroom without a roommate". when i was younger, upper-middle meant a nice big house and a backyard and vacations and not flinching about eating at a resturant.

i was talking to my friend who is a realtor. he said 100,000 dollars is extremely cheap for housing. he's not wrong. 100,000 dollars would change my life. 100,000 dollars also won't really buy you anything. it could get you out of debt, potentially, if you were lucky and had a certain amount of scholarships to tack onto your degree. you could pay off the car and then have enough left over for "spending" money. how fucking amazing. one vacation, maybe two if you're thrifty. and then - like magic - the money would evaporate into nothing. people would sigh and tell you see, you should have put it into savings! like "upper middle class" people can't afford to value "actually living" over squirrelling wealth. you should spend your life only in scarcity. like that is what made the rich people all their real "actually a lot of money".

100,000 dollars would literally set me free. it also would just set me back to "earning normally" instead of paying down debt into infinity. god, do you know how many of us just want that? that our first thought is we could stop scrambling and just be free of debt if we won the lottery? that we don't even necessarily need to stop working - we just wouldn't have to worry about failing or falling?

and. at the same time. 100,000 dollars is next to fucking nothing.