#chimper

[estarts]

The kids!!!

[chimpingwayoftheday]

My brother stole from me and I don't know what to do

(From chimpingway on r/family)

For a smidgen of context before we begin, I (c39) run a fairly successful guppy ranch in the midwest. My brother (m71), has stayed in good contact with me and my daughters over the years and visits with us every October for the "world-famous scary meal festival" we host each year. The trouble arose a few days ago, when I realized that the family cup was GONE. Nobody in the world would have taken it except him (when I was a kid he would always jeer at me and try to trick me into giving it away, but I was much too clever, ha ha).

After I realized it was missing I packed all of my daughters into the family jaloppey and drove over to his house to get it back, but he threatened to open the screen door and let all of his puppydougs rush out to attack me if I took one step on his property. As I'm writing this, we're sitting in the car outside his house and I'm at a loss for what to do. I ***NEED*** the family cup back, but I would prefer not to let a swarm of vicious puppydougs maul my beautiful daughters, tear them to smithereens, etc.

Any advice would be much appreciated, thank you in advance!

[nineteenfiftysix]

OG Keemo - Fieber (Fieber, 2023)

[c4ts4ndstuff]

today i offer you…

“I’m made for Margaritaville and palm tree, not cold and brrrr”

(cats got a new scratching post around the same time my mom found and sent me a chimpers video with the “im not made for cold” audio. so those 2 things are attached in my brain for the foreseeable future. Toph in particular likes this post)

so cute! looks like Toph has found a nice new napping spot <3

[theo-the-cat-guy]

Chimpers

[brokebitchsquad]

Who ever named that nft CHIMPER... feels racist

[gocatgo]

Less than 24 hours to the rescheduled artist reception! Come see my dead birds! @thelabonsantafe … "Get ready for a complete 180 from our last exhibition! The spirit of our next show “Huh? Hmmm…” is that art is meant to be a topic of debate. This is shaping up to be an incredible group show and you can meet a majority of the artists on Friday July 14 from 6-8:30pm. The incredible artists featured include @justtomsart @mptoussaint @gocatgo @withheavydreams @chimper @sallyeckertart1 @spyart303 @bellissima.impressions @leslievansteltenart @vondergray_art @earthreflected @mizjanlewis @valatheartist @cole_michael_shoemaker @madelinemaser and @artphotography_kingsland ! Jurors @jennmerzcolorqueen @joannallyson @_wendy_wetmore @wziontka_she_her and @electrokardiograham did a phenomenal job with their selections of work submitted!" — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/pFi4osU

[mubbu]

"Ich hoff' du denkst an mich wenn du weinst."

- lostboi lino

[estarts]

Meet the Kids!

[chimpingwayoftheday]

How many burps on a raw chicken would it take to cook it completely?

The great Chimper - r/nostupidquestions

[ninabhm]

Ich wache auf im Morgenlicht und meine Augen tun‘ so weh.

Kitschkrieg ft. Cro, AnnenMayKantereit, Trettmann - 5 Minuten

[tnotracksetters]

OG KEEMO IS KING! DAYUM! GERMANY’S DOPEST RAPPER AT THIS MOMENT!

[1312mg]

Ich rede wenig und guck, wie ich Worte wähl'

OG Keemo

[kopfgegendiewand13]

Wunderbares Video von den Orsons zu Grille.

[chipstuetenmeer]

„Wem mach' ich was vor? Ich bin so weit weg von „drüber weg“,

von wegen „weg von dir“, brauch' dich noch.“💘

- Tua, wem mach ich was vor