#chillichats

[chillichats]

everyone needs to go buy Iron Widow right now. right fucking now. i bought it about six hours ago and finished it ten minutes ago and the last 20 minutes of reading i was full on sobbing while trying to focus my eyes enough to see the words. oh my god. oh. my god. Oh My God. i bought Heavenly Tyrant at the same time because i knew i would finish it within the day and now i have to wait to read it and i just want to cry more thinking about it but jesus christ its so good its so fucking good. i love wu zetian and i love yizhi and i LOVE shimin *sobs* oh my fucking god i need to stop im actually gonna cry again but anyways READ IT. BUY IT AND THEN READ IT IMMEDIATELY

[the-obnoxious-sibling]

@chillichats god, i wish i'd thought of something like this. here, have a bit of shanks pov i've written on a similar topic as a reward for being funnier than me:

yasopp chose this moment to walk into the room, see shanks, and whistle. “oh boy, boss, sake already?”

“oh, you can’t be that surprised,” roux said, pouring a round of ales for the rest of them.  “buggy’s on board.”

a few men nodded, as if to say yeah, fair enough.

shanks sighed.  that… made sense, actually.  he took up the flask of sake, considered pouring for himself despite the bad luck, decided his luck could go to hell, and chugged it.  someone whistled.  beckman rolled his eyes, but produced a second flask.

“speaking of buggy,” yasopp said, shooting a spike of fear through shanks, “was anyone expecting the clown look?  because i was not expecting the clown look.”  heads shook around the room.  some people were giving shanks slightly judgmental looks.

“well, i knew about it before today,” shanks said. “but when i first saw it, it took me totally by surprise.”  taking a sip of sake, shanks mused, “though i suppose it was the obvious choice.”

“in what world is ‘clown’ an obvious choice?” gab asked.

shanks traced a circle in front of his face.  “easiest way to hide that nose in plain sight.”  understanding, and a bit of laughter, circled the room.

[witchern]

your pfp reminds me of that jaskier/geralt fic where geralt is a warlord that was turned into a statue and jaskier kissed him and broke the spell

omg, do you remember the name of this fic because i haven't read it before and now i need to 👀

[chillichats]

my family unearthed a whoooole bunch of loose papers and keepsakes from my fathers side of the family just a couple days ago, and my dad thought i'd be interested in reading through the letters of my great-great-aunt, or however she's related to me. and he was right!

and as i sat down with the letters, i realised... that i could barely make out a word. because it was all - ALL - written in cursive. and i can't read cursive. I could barely make out the vowels, let alone differentiate between the b's and l's and t's and such.

it was kind of funny, but mostly sad. there were letters from her parents, and from her friends, and from her children, and i couldn't understand any of the sentiments they shared. i couldn't learn about her as a person, because those words were inaccessible to me.

On one hand I understand not teaching cursive in school anymore, because it actually is slower than regular handwriting and almost everything is typed on a keyboard now anyways.

On the other hand, so much of our (even recent!) history was written in cursive, and having a whole generation of kids who can't read letters written by their grandparents, momentos saved by their great-grandparents, or even photo albums from theur immediate family seems like a dangerously quick way to detach us from previous generations.

And on the third, related but slightly malformed hand, I feel bad that yet another form of small, everyday art that brings joy in the middle of mundane tasks, which celebrates personality and individual style and self-expression, is about to fade into obscurity because it wasn't efficient enough for today's world to put up with.

Like... if we continue to whittle away the small arts out of every day life, what's going to be left except stark, ruthless pragmatism?

Maybe writing a grocery list is less mundane when you get to feel elegant for a moment. Maybe you're a little more proud of what you write when you see it flow together like a painting

[chillisreal]

Look at your messages boy @yourlocalgreg

[you-need-not-apply]

i made one of these fucking things, pls work

@awokenbydreams @lewis-the-quack @flowerskull-tobi @whaaaaaaaalllle6 @stardustlixie @hades-least-favourite @savagesyeah @watermelon-swag @my-castles-crumbling @cally-s @auberginequirky @moonthemagical @theofficialprongs @cansomeonetoldmewhoiam @sithslords @chillichats @coffeeadaykeepsthesleepaway @hxuse-xf-black @bellathethirstybitch

[chillichats]

like. like thats literally what she does. she literally made an entirely different, fake, ditzy personality to show the cameras, and she's actually super smart when she's off-screen. like she literally did that.

[tartarusknight]

The Fallen King and the King of the Freaks | MASTERLIST

Also on Ao3 <3<3<3 (which is much easier to follow along and you can subscribe to. But...)

I’m sorry but I’m getting annoyed at having to go back and edit each part, adding the new link. So, now for each new chapter, I’ll link the people I can but the links to past parts will be different. 

However, if you reblog this post and keep it on hand you’ll be able to find all of the series easier. I’ll pin this to the top of my page as well. 

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16

Part 17

Anymore will only be on Ao3. I’m sorry but I just don’t want to deal with this website for something this long lol. THank you all for reading this far. 

Part 18

Part 1-30!!!

THE FALLEN KING AND THE KING OF THE FREAKS ON AO3

@zerokrox-blog @cyranx @adaed5 @the-redthread @lifeisnotsobadonceyoustopcaring @idontgetpaidenoughforthisshit @failedstarsandgoldenclouds  @bisexualdisastersworld @deadlydodos @anythingyouwanttobe @nburkhardtt @bestwifehaver @thehumblefigtree @megzdoodle @swimmingbirdrunningrock @mightbeasleep @bxlthazar @autumnal-dawn @chillichats @nonbinary-eddie-munson @the-daydreamer-in-the-corner @eddie-munson-is-my-wife @a-little-unsteddie @sharingisntkaren @a-huge-nerdy-nerd @0o-queendean-o0 @beckkthewreck @vi-an-te @vampireinthesun @newtstabber @dinosareawesome2137  @spicemallow @hellomynameismoo  @luthienstormblessed @briceslayed @angeldreamsoffanfic @dbquills @prideandsensibility @iwouldsail @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub @spectrum-spectre @the-chilly-kat @yearningagain @loopsmd @starlight-archer @sleepy-time @goodolefashionedloverboi  @crazyshipper67  @sherrylyn628  @bidisastersworld  @v3lnys  @n0connections @pyrohonk  @cherixxx69 @theotalksalot @tailsfromthecrypt @ledleaf @grimmfitzz

[veridienn]

tagged by @synestheticwanderings

last song: what i did for love from a chorus line

favorite colour: pink purple green & blue

last book: pride & prejudice!

last movie: bullet train

last tv show: new girl

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet!! or savory...i can't decide

relationship status: n/a

last thing searched: egg yolk vs whole egg in cookies

current obsession: been sewing a lot lately! most recently pants and a coat :)

looking forward to: going to my high school's winter dance show on saturday + seeing friends this weekend!

no pressure tagging: @fairlyblue @mayatuks-catastrophe @chillichats @doughnuts-5ever

[chillisreal]

Tumblr be honest with me

[you-need-not-apply]

MUTUALS PART 1

the updated list

@kaynamations @gghostiis-shenanigans @chillichats @rainboolive @sneakyfoxy3 @planetaryperson @colleenispunk @awokenbydreams @kaleste @lewis-the-quack @no-banana-for-kit @theatrekidenergy @flowerskull-tobi @applelon @totallynotbat

[chillisreal]

star vs star fr fr

This is soooo silly and goofy I love it heheheheh

Have something not osc related

(Ft. @chillisreal )

[chillichats]

why. i. i cant be free of dan and phil. i escaped the wormhole with dans retirement and even then it took YEARS for me to get rid of the brainrot. and then. they came back. and i knew deep in my heart that if i tried to watch one of the new dan and phil videos i would instantly regain terminal brainrot, and this time i couldnt be saved.

so i avoided it. for this entire time. but they went on shut up im talking. so i watched the episode. tell me why seeing dan and phil sitting side by side felt like someone dangling alcohol right in front of a recovering alcoholics nose. why am i like this.

why are THEY like this? i should sue them. for the good of humankind. for the good of me.

[tartarusknight]

The Fallen Kings and the King of the Freaks big doc!!! (Not completed pls read below)

Okay!!! I know we are all wishing the Ao3 volunteers the best of luck!!! However, if any of you are bored and want to kill some time, I have all the Fallen King and the King of the Freaks downloaded here. It's all that's done so far so, if any of you want, here's some reading <3<3<3

ALSO, I SADLY DON'T HAVE THE WARNINGS IN THE STORY BUT YOU CAN READ THE SUMMARY THEY AREN'T THE BEST FOR WARNINGS BECAUSE THIS IS MY COPY OF THE STORY! SO THEIR JUST VAGUE COMMENTS TO HELP ME REMEMBER. ALSO IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY SPOILERS (even vague ones) AVOID READING THE SUMMARIES!!!

Please remember to please just stay up to date with the Ao3 Statis accounts and stay off of Ao3 until they can officially bring it up. You make it harder each time you try to open it.

STAY STRONG!!!!

King of the Freaks SAFE EDITION.docx

Also if the link doesn't work for anyone please let me know!!! I did my best but I'm not tech-savvy.

(tags under the line<3<3<3)

@zerokrox-blog @cyranx @adaed5 @the-redthread @lifeisnotsobadonceyoustopcaring @idontgetpaidenoughforthisshit @failedstarsandgoldenclouds  @bisexualdisastersworld @deadlydodos @anythingyouwanttobe @nburkhardtt @bestwifehaver @thehumblefigtree @megzdoodle @swimmingbirdrunningrock @mightbeasleep @bxlthazar @autumnal-dawn @chillichats @nonbinary-eddie-munson @the-daydreamer-in-the-corner @eddie-munson-is-my-wife @a-little-unsteddie @sharingisntkaren @a-huge-nerdy-nerd @0o-queendean-o0 @beckkthewreck @vi-an-te @vampireinthesun @newtstabber @dinosareawesome2137  @spicemallow @hellomynameismoo  @luthienstormblessed @briceslayed @angeldreamsoffanfic @dbquills @prideandsensibility @iwouldsail @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub @spectrum-spectre @the-chilly-kat @yearningagain @loopsmd @starlight-archer @sleepy-time @goodolefashionedloverboi  @crazyshipper67  @sherrylyn628  @bidisastersworld  @v3lnys  @n0connections @pyrohonk  @cherixxx69 @theotalksalot @tailsfromthecrypt @ledleaf @grimmfitzz

I don't actually know if you all wanted to be tagged but I decided to...

[chillisreal]

Though I think their efforts would be more impactful if they would practice cutting the veggies instead of slashing them with a combat knife

Do you think a robot that's programmed with the full intention of fighting would be able to learn how to be a master chef?

if the battle can only be won through a judgement of taste, by god will a fighter chase victory nonetheless

[chillisreal]

Do we fw cookie run kingdom guys