#child: pyromaniac princess

[emelinstriker]

Red Son ♡ Parental Guidance Pt.2

Demon Bull King be like: "If I had a nickel for everytime I lost my son's diaper, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

Just like the first part, Reader does exist in here, but the story revolves more around Red Son and your entire family chaos as a whole.

♤ Part 1

ⓘ Reader is FEMALE; (C/N) = Child's Name

♡ ~ Fluff ~ ♡

Finally, after an agonizingly long time of giving birth, the baby was finally in your arms. Red Son was anxiously holding your hand so tightly just half an hour prior, but now he was gently holding onto you and your child with a smile. He gave your temple a kiss while brushing his thumb over your hand, which was securely helping your arm hold up the baby that was previously crying.

"He looks so much like me when I was this small", he commented softly, making you huff in amusement.

"Well, do you wanna hold him?" 

His eyes lit up as his gaze met yours with a smile. That was enough of an answer for you to carefully hand your son over to your husband. You also told him how to hold the baby correctly so it doesn't get hurt or become uncomfortable. It didn't take long for tears to gather in his eyes as he gently held onto your child while his gaze softened at the sleeping potato. "Hello, little flame..."

And finally, all was at peace...

...

...Actually, that would be a lie.

Okay, Red Son did sign up for this when he decided to have a child with you. From the constant waking up in the nights to the multiple diaper changes and random vomit. He knew it would happen, and he was mentally prepared at the thought... But now he was having seconds thoughts on if he was actually prepared. Especially when it turns out his baby could sneeze fire.

Of all the scenarios he had prepared the nursery for, a fire-sneezing baby was not on his list. He did not account for the possibility that the baby could possess fire abilities before it even reached the two-months-mark. Hell, he had a plan for if the child somehow ended up inheriting part of the Samadhi Fire! Good thing he did not. You both were suspecting that your son either didn't have it or he has such a small amount that it wasn't a threat to himself or others.

That did not mean that he wasn't a threat to the furniture. Grandpa DBK once came in to check on the little one, only to watch in horror as the crib was set ablaze in front of his eyes. The baby was absolutely fine and was giggling among the flames like a tiny pyromaniac, don't worry.

That was definitely a child of the Demon Bull Family, no doubt about it.

However, due to the discovery of the baby already being this much of a tiny menace, you reluctantly let your husband rework the nursery to ensure such fire could not expand. And while the room was under maintenance, you were tasked with baby duty for probably the entire day. Honestly, you didn't really mind because your mother-in-law was there to help you out. After all, she and her husband were absolutely smitten by the little flaming menace to society. Princess Iron Fan's experience in the field of motherhood was both a great help and gave a lot of content to talk about for when you're bored.

"You would not believe how destructive Red Son was as a child", she commented as he sipped on her tea. Meanwhile you were rocking the baby in your arms, lulling it further into sleep. Your talk with the little one's grandma was quite boring in his point of view. She giggled into her hand.

"Your own child is pretty tame compared to what he managed to do. Then again, my husband wasn't helping the situation either." She then side-eyed the Demon Bull King, who was awkwardly trying to eat from his plate. Honestly, having his son here right now would've been better... at least then his wife wouldn't try to solely pick on him for embarrassing memories. Unfortunately, Red Son couldn't attend dinner this time due to the nursery incident. So DBK had to survive this on his own.

He swallowed the food he just munched on before huffing, "I personally don't think I was that bad in raising him."

"You set the kitchen on fire-"

"That was one time!"

"But the bottle itself was covered in flames four times. Not to mention the diaper incident that somehow happened twice-"

"I'm telling you, the smell came from every wall! How was I supposed to know he hid them on the ceiling??"

You blinked in confusion, "I- Wait, he managed to hide two used diapers as a baby? On the ceiling?" Princess Iron Fan nodded with an amused hum. Your gaze lowered itself onto your own baby. Guess you had to be prepared for even more chaotic moments like that potentially happening. As if the fires (C/N) accidentally created weren't bad enough.

"Well, was there anything else that happened between the two of them?" You were simply curious.

The Demon Bull King suddenly started to eat a lot quicker, to the point where he was trying to eat everything off the plate at the same time, practically inhaling it all to escape this conversation.

His wife laughed, sending her husband a taunting grin, "Of course! Let me tell you all about it~"

DBK then apparently deemed his attempt to escape not fast enough and simply ate the plate as a whole. He then excused himself from the dinner table and speedwalked off to who knows where with long, heavy steps.

You and his wife stared at his quick exit from the scene. While you were absolutely baffled that he just swallowed the entire plate, his wife couldn't hold in her laughter anymore.

And while Princess Iron Fan was telling you more embarrassing stories about her husband's best fails at being a parent, the Demon Bull King found Red Son in the kitchen. He seemed rather annoyed at something, so his father had to ask, "Is something the matter?"

Startled, his son almost dropped the bottle he was holding. Red Son sighed in relief when he realized it was only his father. "No, no. Everything's fine. I fixed up the nursery and wanted to get a newly filled bottle before telling (Y/N) it's ready. Just...", he responded as he glanced back down at the bottle, "I don't think I'm doing this right."

His father crossed his arms, leaning against the tall doorframe. "Do you perhaps need some help, son?"

The shorter bull demon scratched his head at this awkward situation. "...I wouldn't mind some help, actually. My attempts were a little... embarrassing, to say the least."

"It certainly couldn't have been that bad! It's simply about filling the bottle and heating it up."

"That's the problem, father. You see...", he said rather timidly before opening a cabinet and pulling out two more baby bottles that looked burnt. The Demon Bull King repeatedly blinked in shock, not believing what he was seeing. Red Son on the other hand was blushing in embarrassment, placing the bottles onto the counter before hiding his face in his hands, groaning out his frustration to the world.

"I'm a failure of a father...", his muffled voice commented from behind his hands.

To his surprise, his own father laughed. Red Son gave him an offended look, "Are you laughing at my misery?"

The giant bull wiped away a single tear from his eye before taking a deep breath to calm down a little. "Seems like we're not so different after all!" Now it was his son's turn to be stunned into silence. "I honestly thought you would have less problems than me with this!"

"What-" "Haha! Anyway, heh, let me show you how your mother taught me how to heat it up properly..." The bigger demon then approached the counter with the bottles and filled the clean one that wasn't burnt with milk from the carton. "I'm guessing you were struggling with the heating process, yes?" Red Son awkwardly nodded at his father's observations. "And I'm guessing you tried heating it up with your own fire." Again, his son nodded.

"You're not supposed to heat it up yourself. We have a microwave for a reason", Demon Bull King added with an amused smirk. "Your own flames won't be able to safely keep the bottle intact while increasing the temperature at a consistent rate. Here-" He then placed the bottle in the microwave, closing its door before setting the timer and starting it up. The demon shrugged, "Now you wait. It's as simple as that."

Red Son looked at him dumbfounded before his frustration seemed to take over again. "Why the fuck didn't I think of that?? UGH! I'M SO STUPID! THIS IS SO STUPID!" His hair started to flare up at his rage as he clenched his fists.

"Do you truly believe having a child with your wife is stupid?"

His father's question brought him back down again. Calming him, but also catching him a little off-guard. "W- What? No... No, of course not! I love my child!"

Demon Bull King huffed with a smile, "Well, then you need to learn and adapt to your child's needs to raise him well. It might be annoying keeping up with it all, but it will help his life improve a lot." He followed up on his words by picking up one of the burnt bottles, inspecting it. "Don't forget, you agreed on having a child with (Y/N). And as part of that agreement, your child is your responsibility too." His eyes then glanced at the shorter demon's surprised expression. Red Son did not consider that his father could give him advice just like his mother.

His thoughts were cut off when the microwave suddenly beeped, indicating that the bottle was now heated. He opened the door and to no one's surprise, the bottle was still fully intact and the milk was now warm. And despite the heat it held within, he had no problem grasping the bottle with his bare hand and closing the microwave once more. He then gave his father a very small bow with his head, "Thank you for your help, father."

The Demon Bull King chuckled, lightly patting his son on his head, "You better move along now and tell your wife about the nursery. Pretty sure she wants to drop off the baby back in the crib aga-"

K A B O O M

Both demons froze in shock, startled at the sudden explosion. Thinking they were under attack, they quickly made their way back to their wives in a hurry. Until they heard your distressed, but also oddly calm voice coming from the dining hall.

"Um- I- I didn't know he could do that! I'm so sorry!"

"It's all good, dear- We, uh, can just fix it right back up! Don't worry about it!" Princess Iron Fan responded, sounding quite concerned about the situation.

Both men entered the dining hall and watched as there was now a giant hole in the wall. Its borders as well as part of the debris were engulfed by flames. You and PIF didn't seem harmed, just extremely shocked at what you two just witnessed. Meanwhile little (C/N) was giggling again, with the same giggle from the time he set the crib on fire in front of his grandpa.

"...Are you sure I'm not a failure of a father?" Red Son asked rhetorically, his hands gesturing towards the scene with an expression that could only be read as 'Bruh'. Demon Bully King couldn't help but stare at the giant hole in the wall as a confused Bull Clone walked by on the other side.

Turns out your child could not only sneeze fire, but also create a stronger version of it that acts like a fiery bullet explosion. 'Huh, parenthood turns out be more and more fun with each day', you thought somewhat sarcastically, suddenly becoming more tired by the second as you dropped off your adrenaline. Your husband ended up helping you feed the bottle to the baby since he noticed how much more tired you looked.

In the meantime, Princess Iron Fan told both bull demons about what happened and how you and Red Son should be careful with your child's newfound abilities. The fact that he already possessed such powers within the first month was concerning.

It didn't take long for MK's gang to get permission to visit once your baby was properly settled into your home. The Demon Bull Family was a little bit wary about the gang's visits at first, but they quickly got used to their presence. Mainly because they weren't usually bothering the two of them in the first place. They were rather out to bother you, your husband and your little flame.

You never even met your husband's friends before their visits, so you were glad they all were kind and seemed to be enamored by your child. Red Son made sure to tell them beforehand about the potential fire sneezes that can happen. He also gave them other general warnings of abilities you two picked up on while observing the little one.

But with that being said, the gang had a lot of fun interacting with the kid. And it was quite surprising to see him not freaking out over all the attention he was being given. Well, for the most part... He did cry during their first visit due to MK and Mei's constant screaming. However, after telling them to be quiet around the baby, things seemed to be a lot more at peace with them.

Tang was extremely curious about the child's early powers while Pigsy was seen smiling a lot more around the baby. Sandy usually brought gifts with each visit, especially non-flammable, or at least highly fire resistant toys for the baby.

And Wukong was... on edge. At first, at least.

Of course he congratulated you two and also found the baby adorable. But after you told him about the chaotic incidents the child has caused... He was a bit cautious. Not for his safety, but for your and the gang's safety... Also the universe's, but Red Son and DBK already told him about how your child does not seem to possess the same type of power as the Samadhi Fire. At least that bit of information made the Monkey King loosen up enough to enjoy his stay around the child more.

In general, things were getting a lot more interesting for your family. Especially because Red Son suggested having another child in the future once you got your current child's powers under control.

Because apparently one fire-sneezing baby is not enough.

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[hannahhook7744]

Tremaine-Westergaard-Stabbington family headcanons updated;

Trigger warning; child abuse and death.

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Hans was spelled by the Trolls.

Anna, upon realizing just how badly Hans’ family treated him when she was visiting the Southern Isles, helped him flee in secret. 

Which allowed him to meet his wife, Drizella, who he went on to have 7 daughters with.

Said Daughters names are; Dorothy, Daphne, Deborah, Delanie, Dixie, Dotty, and Dizzy in that order.

Dorothy’s full name and title is Princess Dorothy Annabel Tremaine-Westergaard of the Southern Isles and she (like Anthony) is 21 by d3. 

Daphne’s full name and title is Princess Daphne Adeline Tremaine-Westergaard of the Southern Isles and she is 20 by d3.

Deborah’s full name and title is Princess Deborah 'Debbie' Abigail Tremaine-Westergaard of the Southern Isles (which she hates) and she is 18 by d3.

Delanie’s full name and title is Princess Delanie Marie Tremaine-Westergaard of the Southern Isles and she is 15 by d3.

Dixie’s full name and title is Princess Dixie Sonia Tremaine-Westergaard of the Southern Isles and she is 15 by d3.

Dotty’s full name and title is Princess Dotty Delphine Tremaine-Westergaard of the Southern Isles and she is 13 by d3.

Dizzy’s full name and title is Princess Drizella 'Dizzy' Sophia Tremaine-Westergaard of the Southern Isles and she is 11 by d3.

Dorothy is close to her cousins, Cormac and Iggy, and is a beauty guru prankster who will do almost anything for a laugh.

She loves yoga, dancing, and doing crazy hair styles and Halloween make up.

Dorothy is scared of drowning because of a bad experience she had with water when she was 3.

Daphne is a fun loving, playful, beauty queen who wants to take over the family business when she grows up.

She, like her close friend Shan Shiro, is an impulsive pyromaniac.

She was always afraid of losing her siblings because of when Dorothy almost drowned—which was her first memory.

She also loved music and knew how to play many instruments.

Daphne never knew it, but Shiro was in love with her.

She had been bestfriends with Shiro since they were babies basically.

Daphne and Dorothy got along like cats and dogs. Which is to say not at all.

Debbie was a close friend of the Gaston twins and worked out with them.

She, like her sisters, was into being as beautiful as she could be but also liked sports and weight-lifting. She could out drink the Gaston twins even at 14.

She also liked hiking, biking, fighting, and sleeping. She was also never good at doing things with hair—at all. She was the only Tremaine who couldn't do hair. Something no one ever let her forget.

The one thing Debbie was ever afraid of was spiders. Something her siblings found hilarious.

Delanie and Dixie are twins, and get along like peanut butter and jelly. They are the best at braiding and always helped their cousin, Tega, do hers.

They love sewing, knitting, crochet, floral design, and embroidery but they also have their own separate hobbies.

Delanie collected bugs and solved puzzles while Dixie did scrapbooking and Calligraphy.

They like their siblings work at Curl up and dye but they also run a spa out of their home as a side Hustle.

Delanie is scared of snakes and heights.

Dixie is scared of blood and worms.

Yes, this results in many many mean pranks by those who know about said fear of snakes and worms.

Dotty, like Dizzy, is a sweetheart though she can be a bit mean spirited at times as well.

Dotty makes dresses for her dollies and does their makeup and hair.

She loves playing various games, helping out at Curl up and dye, and climbing on things.

She's afraid of the dark and of the tooth fairy and Santa clause because of a mean prank Dorothy, Cormac, and Iggy played on her when she was very little.

The Stabbington brothers' real names are Runo and Rudi Westergaard. Yes, they're Hans' older brothers.

They are number 7 and 8 respectively.

Rudi is the one People refer to as Patchy and Runo is the one people call Sideburns.

Runo/Sideburns married Lady Caine and Rudi/Patchy married Madame Medusa for some unfathomable reason.

No one knows why. And he never gives a reason when he's asked.

Runo and Caine have 2 kids together—Cormac and Tega in that order.

Rudi and Medusa have 3 kids together—Darlina, Iggy, and Rex in that order.

Though only few people know that those are their names since they go by nicknames all of the time.

Cormac goes by "Brunet" because of the color of his hair and Tega goes by "Braids" because her hair is always braided.

Darlina goes by Greeny because of her startlingly green eyes, Iggy goes by Cheekbones because of his prominent Cheekbones, and Rex goes by nosey because of his pointy nose.

Greeny is responsible and bossy, and a no nonsense type of girl who is a master thief. She was the one—aside from Hans and Lady Caine—who took care of the family horses the most.

Cheekbones is a sarcastic, impulsive, cheeky boy who is slightly narcissistic. He is a prankster who can be a bit mean spirited and Greeny's twin. He is always driving her nuts.

Nosey is a shy, meek, introverted bookworm who likes making things and playing board games. He also likes astrology.

Braids is a multi-talented sweetheart who enjoys cooking, gardening, and taking care of animals. She usually hangs out with Rex, Dotty, Delanie, and Dixie.

Brunet is a nerdy party animal prankster who is easily excitable. Bad decisions is his middle name.

Greeny is scared of her siblings getting hurt or dying on her watch.

Cheekbones is scared of being disfigured.

Nosey is afraid of being noticed by people. He just wants to go through life without getting into trouble.

Braids is afraid of her hair getting caught in a propeller or machinery.

Brunet is scared that he'll drink so much one of these days, go to sleep, and never wake up again.

Iggy’s full name and title is Prince Ignatius 'Iggy' Zigmund Stabbington-Westergaard of the Southern Isles and he is 22 by d3.

Darlina’s full name and title is Princess Darlina 'Greeny' Earlina Stabbington-Westergaard of the Southern Isles and she is 22 by d3.

Rex’s full name and title is Prince Rexford 'Rex/Nosey' Arthus Stabbington-Westergaard of the Southern Isles and he is 14 by d3.

Cormac’s full name and title is Prince Cormac 'Brunet' Augustus Stabbington-Westergaard of the Southern Isles and he is 22 by d3.

Tega’s full name and title is Princess Tega 'Braids' Augusta Stabbington-Westergaard of the Southern Isles and she is 15 by d3.

Drizella and Medusa became best friends.

Lady Caine, on the other hand, steered clear of them both as much as she could because she found them very unpleasant.

Anastasia had four biological kids with the Baker—Anthony, Aaron, Amara, and Anya—before being sent to the isle with them.

She went on to adopt four kids—Ellie, Colombe, Felix, and Francis.

Ironically, four of them became pirates but to different crews.

Anthony (21) joined Harriet's Crew.

Aaron (19) joined Uma's crew.

Amara (16) joined an all girl's crew along with Anya (12).

Lady Tremaine did not like this at all because she says it's a stain on their good family name.

None of the kids care. Their parents don't either.

Anthony is in love with Harriet.

Aaron has no love life and just likes drinking and singing and dancing. Piratey things.

Amara is a fiery redhead like her brothers who fights so much that her mouth is nearly full of Silver teeth. She loves fake magic and is fun loving. Oh and she taught Dizzy a lot of what the little girl knows.

Anya loves gardening and often helps braids fix up her garden. She also loves swimming and reading. Oh and she's an absolute tattle tell who almost always gets the older kids in trouble for swearing.

Anthony is afraid of being disfigured and losing his family.

Aaron is afraid of letting Uma down and of his mom getting hurt. He's also scared of being a familiar.

Amara is afraid of curses but that's about it.

Anya is afraid of King Beast and Maleficent.

The other 4 died.

Runo and Rudi, like the rest of their brothers sans Lars, were horribly abusive towards Hans in their younger years.

They ran away from home at 15 and the longer they were away from the southern isles, the more they realized just how messed up their lives were.

They eventually made up with Hans after running into him when he escaped the southern isles once and for all.

It took time but they managed it eventually, even if Hans was still a bit wary around them.

They encouraged his relationship with Drizella because it made him happy. They soon regretted this when they began living with her and when they got stuck living with her on the isle.

The twins met Medusa and Caine in a bar on the isle and eventually they started dating them.

Unfortunately for Rudi/Patchy, Medusa is just as bad and annoying as Drizella. Especially now that her crocodiles have left her.

Medusa and Drizella have nearly killed their kids several times.

Only to be stopped by Anastasia, The twins, Caine, and Hans every time.

They only stayed together because of the kids because if they left, they'd be homeless and the kids wouldn't be under their protection.

Caine, Patchy, Sideburns, and Hans also work at Curl up and dye but they have side jobs as well.

Like Caine and Sideburns running a bar for instance.

And Patchy running a self-defense course that people have to pay for.

Hans makes weapons.

Patchy fights with Medusa just as often as Hans fights with Drizella. Which is to say almost daily.

Anya looks like her father, the Baker, Jacob Lathyn.

The Tremaine-Westergaard- Stabbington family has several pets.

6 horses and 7 cats.

The cats' names are L, Lord, Liar, Luci, Lu, Lucifer, and Lily.

The horses' names are Sitron, Saturn, Satrina, Axel, Ace, and Arrow.

Also they are distantly related to Nancy Tremaine.

Dizzy and Anthony are the only known human survivors of the Tremaine fire.

The Tremaine fire was caused by a drunken Shan Shiro who was trying to set the barrier on fire.

Dizzy was in her room when the fire started. Anthony was asleep on the couch.

Drizella, Anastasia, Lady Tremaine, and Medusa were all in their rooms when it started. And were fast asleep.

Hans and his two brothers were fast asleep at the table, having fallen asleep while trying to clean up after the party.

The fire happened on Anastasia's birthday. One of the few nights a year where everyone is in the same house as one another.

Delanie and Dixie were asleep in their bed, hair braided and expired face masks on.

Aaron was drunk in his room and singing some old sea shanties.

Anya, Braids, Nosey, and Dotty were all asleep in the corner of Nosey and Braids' rooms after deciding to have an impromptu sleepover that Dizzy wasn't allowed to participate in because she was too little.

Nosey's face was buried in a book, Dotty was drowning in her dolls, and Braids and Anya were snuggling with one of the foals they had managed to sneak in when the adults weren't looking.

Dorothy, Cormac, and Iggy were in the attic, plotting a prank and giggling as they chugged some booze they had snagged from Aaron's stash.

Daphne was listening to music, dozing off while Debbie snored loudly in her bed beside her.

Dizzy was under her bed, fast asleep after crying herself to sleep because of her cousins excluding her from her sleepover.

And finally, Darlina was out in the barn, having fallen asleep while grooming the horses.

Anthony will never forgive Shiro. Never. He refuses to. He hates him for what he's done.

Mainly because Shiro waited four months to tell him he had done it and not Daphne.

Everyone had thought Daphne had started the fire until Shiro admitted he did it.

Anthony has never felt more betrayed than he did in that moment.

Dizzy is the only one who doesn't hate Shiro. Even though she was hurt by what he did just as much as Anthony.

Neither of them have ever been the same since they lost their family.

Anthony stopped cooking after the fire. He actually stopped doing most things.

And Dizzy? Well, let's just say she doesn't do anything that involves fire.. ever.

Colombe, Ellie, Felix, and Francis Tremaine are @idontliketomatoesleavemealone 's ocs.

[redrorums]

Princess/Thief Badboyz remix

Drunk goblin decides to kidnap the princess to "burn his legend into history" shows up in the middle of the bloody princess beating back a horde of demon cultists trying to abduct her and then tricks them all into looking the other way (classic) and tackles her through a portal of his own making (why he has access to these powerful artifacts is explained as it goes) flips the cult leader and his right hand off one last time before the portal closes.

And then they go on a bad boys style road-trip across the land on the run from, as it turns out, pretty much everyone

A pyromaniac cult member that keeps chasing them, an extremely confused cyclops barbarian (she just wants to body build in peace), a delusional kobald prince (he's 4'9"), the Smuggest Wizard in the Universe, a bard who can't sing, a series of increasingly creepier alchemists (who want the princess for their own reasons), a catboy edgelord assassin, the goblin's mentor, looks human but seems to be a mish mash of several different shape-shifting aberrations (and is clearly the most evil thing on this world), a Gaian(from earth) sleeper cell who gets triggered from seeing the princess and kicks off a people's revolution...and an assortment of expendable background characters

(About Mr. Shapeless/mentor)

They assimilate monsters and gain all their attributes

(About sleeper cell)

Just seeing the princess in the street(all it took to activate him)

Activates memories being trained as a child on Gaia and getting wiped and dumped on this world

He's a half satyr

And the bard is a blue skinned tiefling with a unihorn And mommy issues

And the princess is strong enough to pick up and throw a large fallen tree and no one know why

Except her pops, who's the oldest, tiredest king who ever lived

(About sleeper cell/Black Goat)

More once he's got a growing revolutionary force and they raid their first castle

They all think he's a peasant who lost his wife and kids to a lord's ruthless knights

Which is partially true

The Black Goat

Also serves as kinda an intro to the future Goblin Queen, who is his adopted daughter

End of first arc beginning Second arc: The Alterran Crusade

Basically, the black goat persuades the princess that her father is a douchebag who abuses the people and that she should help overthrow him. In classic anime fashion, the king takes his robe off and he's actually jacked as hell. Him and her have an epic duel in the throne room and she beats him. Then the king reveals that everything he's done during his reign (as fucked as some of it was) was to appease the Alterrans and keep them from sending a crusade to "cleanse their world of impurities"

And the Goat knew this cuz he's actually a Gaian Saboteur, who doesn't care about their world at all just serving Dearest Mother (Gaia) in the ongoing cross-realm/interplanar/inter dimensional war between Gaia and Alterra

She goes into rage mode and tries kill the goat (they were homies at this point...maybe more) but their fight is interrupted by the sounding of the celestial trumpets and the sky ripping open. In enters the skyfleet of The Warforged Bishop, the new villain

The capital is immediately destroyed by Gregory the Gorgeous, a twentieth level adventurer, killing huge swathes of citizens on his way to the palace. The goat vanishes into the shadows the princess is swiftly and brutally defeated by Gregory and almost killed but the king intervenes and stalls whilst the friendo squad Carries her to safety. Arc one end.

Gregory:

He's modeled after Hisoka 😑

He's dressed like an Arabian dancer. As he dances, hundreds of invisible blades twirl around him, cutting everything around him to ribbons

He's a good rival that she absolutely has to kill

He doesn't care about anything or anyone so long as he gets to murder a lot… He's got abs for days, too

Mordekai the Weary:

Dresses like a homeless musketeer. Fairly decent fencer. Would be jacked if he ever worked out...but instead he's a slim boi

Fake cries a lot(personality type is Melodramatic)

Has a wooden block with holes in it that he insists is a harmonica And a few sticks strung together that he says is a lute

Fools everyone the first time because he's an extremely adept enchanter

Which is further boosted by his natural capabilities cuz his mum is a succubus

Yea he can enchant a whole room into thinking he's playing the most beautiful thing they've ever heard

He's really just twanging away

The cyclops lady. Just punches him immediately

Aimilios:

Cyclops in my lore have a natural resistance to psionic and magical mind manipulation And they're much more likely to be born a psion than any other species

Known species

So their tribes have psychic shamens

Gaians don't count cuz their high number is only because of magical radiation and a whole lotta genetic tampering

Dominique (Princess): starts out pretty naive because she’s been locked in the palace her whole life. Pretty good sense of humor(sarcastic). Doesn’t tolerate perceived injustice and has a nasty habit of beating the living shit out of people before getting the whole story. Anger issues. Develops Guts style when she starts not being able to save people/accidentally getting innocent people killed from being too brash. Becomes much more brutal and sardonic as the story progresses, and Gobbo/Domino just stares on sadly.

(Thief)Gobbo III the Third:

Yes it’s the third the third twice in a row 😑. Great grandfather started the “tradition” of naming all his children Gobbo 1, Gobbo 2, Gobbo 3…etc. grandfather and father followed in this tradition. No this is not a common thing amongst goblins, his great grandfather was just a hermit wackjob with a lotta wives for some inexplicable reason. A real boomhauer situation. The princess and some Revolutionary goblins help him pick the name Domino later on.

Hydragyrum(also simply called Vulcan or The Golden Bishop[called Gyrump by Luam, their Exalted Cardinal and Shipmaster of the Cleansing Flame Crusader’s Fleet]{anyone else who called them this would be killed immediately}):

The only Warforged of their kind, their model and origin is still unknown.

[hyoubusqueenofespers-moved]

Here is the self ship fan kid I have with lovely husband, Kyousuke Hyoubu ❤️💕💖!

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“Don’t underestimate this fiery princess!”

𝑫𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒒𝒖𝒆 𝑯𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒖 (ドミニク 兵部 京介, Hyoubu Dominique), or Domi, is an executive and weapons expert of P.A.N.D.R.A. She is also a heiress to P.A.N.D.R.A and espers in the Future.

She is the adopted daughter of Kyousuke Hyoubu and Azusa Hyoubu.

Biographical Information

Name: Dominique Hyoubu

Nicknames:

Domi (by Kyousuke Hyoubu and Azusa Hyoubu)

Mafia Princess

Alias:

Princess of Pyromania (Future Alias)

Princess (by Hyoubu and members of PANDRA)

Princess of P.A.N.D.R.A (by Hyoubu and PANDRA)

Princess of Espers (by Hyoubu and PANDRA)

Personal Information

Status: Alive

Age:

14 (Elementary Arc)

17 (Middle School Arc)

19 (High School Arc)

Birthday: October 31st, 1996

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Height: 5’6”/167 cm

Race: Level 6 Esper

• Nationality: Japanese-French

* Sexuality: Demiromantic Lesbian

• Hometown:

* ?, Japan

Occupation:

- P.A.N.D.R.A Executive (currently)

- P.A.N.D.R.A Weapons Expert (currently)

- Heiress of P.A.N.D.R.A and Espers (currently)

Appearance

Dominique is a girl of average height with a dark complexion, black hair, and heterochromia eyes (red and blue).

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Blue and Red

Personality

Dominique has a personality that greatly encompasses both of her fathers, Kyousuke Hyoubu and Azusa Hyoubu, Dominique has Azusa’s polite, playfulness, well-mannered demeanor, loyalty, and intelligence and strategic mind yet also has Hyoubu’s strong charisma, confidence, cunningness, ambition, competitiveness, and tends to acts like a whimsical child sometimes. She is very lady-like and is usually calm and collected. Though she is lady-like, she isn’t afraid to tease/taunt her enemies from time to time, mocking them and talking to them witty comebacks, making her seem rather sassy. Dominique also takes huge pride in her abilities, especially with her powers and likes to boast about her strength.

Due to Dominique being predicted to become the princess of Espers as well as her parents treating her like royalty, Dominique believes she’s a princess herself and has an oujodere complex. Dominique is treated lavishly by her dads, as she can be seen often wearing very expensive business suits and being able to eat daily at fine dining/expensive restaurants. By other PANDRA members,Dominique is very often always called Princess. Dominique appears to amused with living in such a luxurious lifestyle.

Dominique is very ambitious and competitive, who takes great interest in helping her dads into creating their esper kingdom with her dads as kings, doing anything to achieve this kings and appears to hate losing.

Dominique is very close to Hyoubu and Azusa; loving them to bits; and says they are the very first people she met who loved and accepted her for who she is, mentioning that even though both of her dads are world renowned criminals, Dominique mentions that they only shown compassion and concern for her. She also states that it was thanks to her dads where she grows to love her esper powers by teaching her how to master them and fight with the use of ESP.

Like her fathers, Dominique takes an immense dislike towards the enemies of espers. She also isn’t afraid to resorting to violent means if she suspects anyone attempting to hurt her family.

Likes:

✓ Fine Dining

✓ Fatty Tuna

✓ Chess

✓ Books

✓ Board Games

✓ Milk

✓ Formal Clothes

✓ Board Games

✓ Being Called Princess

✓ Fencing

Dislikes:

✗ Fast Food

✗ Non Formal Wear

✗ The Cold

Hobbies: Playing Chess, Doing Puzzles, Reading Books, and Doing Fencing.

Background

Dominique used to be a human without esper powers and was from a family who greatly despised ESP and espers. However, at age four-five, Dominique’s powers awakened that brought trouble for her family, with her pyrokinesis nearly killing them and destroying her former home. Knowing that Dominique is now an esper, they decide to reject her from the family and put her up for adoption.

Due to this, Dominique felt strong guilt for having esper powers and started to deeply hate herself. Soon, Hyoubu and Azusa, hearing about this incident and both wanting to raise a family together, would adopt the young Dominique. With Hyoubu and Azusa displaying themselves to only being positive and loving parents to her as well as showing her how to use her esper powers and being with PANDRA who accepted her being an esper, Dominique overcomes her guilt of having supernatural abilities growing to love her powers and starts overcome her self hatred.

Future Dominique Predictions

1. Dominique is known as the Princess of Pyromania and is said to be the princess of Espers during the war.

2. Leading up to the large scale esper vs human conflict; Hyoubu and Azusa assigned a large number of bodyguards to watch over her on a distant private island owned by PANDRA where they can be out of the fighting range. Hyoubu, before he leaves with Azusa into battle, tells her that once the war is over, him and Azusa will return to pick her up. Hyoubu mentions that he has gotten her a lifetime supply of food, water, clothes, etc. for her so they don’t have to worry about leaving her temporary home. Before Hyoubu leaves, he kisses her forehead and promises that he’ll return to see “His Princess” with his “His King” (Azusa).

3. Despite not participating in the war, Dominique can be seen supporting the Espers during the war and is cheering on her dads win so they can finally live their lives as Kings of Espers.

Powers & Abilities

Pyrokinesis: Dominique is a highly skilled pyrokinetic which caused her to become known as the Princess of Pyromania, as she can combust beings/matter into flames within her range, solidify flames, incinerate beings/matter within her range, solidify flames being able to form flames into objects and creatures, infuse fire onto objects he touches, increase the power of fire, create bursting powerful explosions of flames, manipulate the heat of flames being able to increase or decrease it, induce flaming burns by igniting the body parts of a person, and can turn herself into flames.

Psychometry: Dominique is able to use psychometry being able to gain certain, usually immediate, information from objects, people, and/or animals by simply touching them. She can gain information such as a person’s name, abilities, age, height, occupation, and even their physical or mental condition. If she touches an object, she can gain the remaining thoughts and information of the person who last used the object as well as the object’s information. It is likely that Dominique can gain any information by touch but needs to know what she’s looking for in order to find that information. She can use psychometry to proficiently wield weapons such as her cane sword and throwing cards, with 100% accuracy and in the hand to hand combat situations, if she touches an opponent; can learn her opponent’s pressure point. Dominique uses psychometry in an offensive style like Shiho Sannomiya.

Teleportation: Dominique is able to use teleportation to move beings and objects from one place to another as well as create teleportation portals. So far, she’s shown to be able to partially teleport part of her own body to another location while still being connected to it, teleport beings and objects into a target as well teleport objects into another object, teleport an attack back to the target, divert the location of a subject’s teleportation, even swap locations with others using teleportation, and is able to sense other teleporters being able to predict where the opponent will appear next even when blindfolded.

Hypnosis: Dominique can use hypnosis to create illusions. Much like Azusa, Dominique uses her illusion based powers to disguise as people and even fool her enemies during combat.

Cane Sword. Dominique’s main weapon of choice is a sword cane with a handle with a handle of a real diamond.

Lip Gloss Gun: Dominique can use a lip gloss gun that can shoot bullets or poisonous needles.

Throwing Cards: Dominique can proficiently wield throwing cards.

Matches: Dominique can use matches as a lethal weapon, combining it with her pyrokinesis for a deadly attack.

Lighter: Dominique uses her lighter like how she does with her matches.

Weapons Expert: Dominique is quite knowledgeable on weaponry and is seen wielding them skillfully.

Martial Arts: Dominique is quite skilled in various forms of martial arts.

Relationships

Family:

* Kyousuke Hyoubu (Foster Father)

* Azusa Hyoubu (Foster Father)

* Yugiri (Young Sister Figure)

* Fujiko Tsubomi (Half Aunt)

* PANDRA (Views As Family)

Friends:

• WIP

Neutral/Acquittances:

• WIP

Enemies:

• WIP

Other

Voice Actor/Seiyuu: Shizuka Ito

Ship: None

Trivia

1. Dominique is a skilled chess player, even being able to beat Hyoubu in a game.

2. Dominique is named after the Vanitas No Carte character, Dominique De Sade.

3. Like her father, Azusa. Dominique takes on his classy formal style when it comes to clothes.

4. Hyoubu has bought a throne for Dominique when she becomes the Princess of Espers.

5. Often seen with a playful grin or smug smirk.

6. Popular with the ladies of PANDRA.

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That’s about it on our daughter! There is something about Hyoubu and imagining him being such a good dad!

[pyroprincessaxandrela]

I don't know how I'm gonna include this information yet, but it is very important to note that Xandrie smells like a very distinct mix of the coconut oil in her hair, her favorite cinnamon candies, her orange oil perfume, and smoke; not quite wood-smoke nor candle-smoke or any other identifiable type of smoke, as she isn't usually burning anything save for her own excess energy, but even when she's drenched and her fire is completely extinguished the scent of fire and ash lingers in the air around her.

[headingalaxys-spicy]

I'd love to see a snippet of how a family life with Yandere!Demon!America, his darling and their children would honestly look like. Keep the awesome work dear!

Hahah thank you! Here's another one.

Since America is hyperactive even as a demon you’ve had about 5 kids all together. Each one is an expert at some form of chaos. I’d imagine that you had 3 boys and 2 girls.

The castle you live in is anything but quiet. Your eldest son 16 has learned how to use his fire powers and is a pyromaniac. He may not have the ability to fly (he only had horns)but he sure as heck knows how to create some crazy gadgets to help him out in that department. He’s a smart half-demon. But is extremely curious about the human world from where he’s noticed his mother is from considering she has makings on her that means she’s been claimed by a demon but isn’t one. He’s of course the standard angsty teen that needs a hobby other than setting some part of the castle on fire on a daily basis.

Your second eldest is a daughter 14 and even though she has full demon features wings, horns, and tail. She for some reason doesn’t take much interest in being a demon princess. She’s obsessed with seeing the stars in the human world. She’s even snuck out of her father's part of the underworld to see them. She’s extremely smart and is a role model that you and Demon America enjoy seeing blossom. She’s the family's Golden Child. She hangs around human darling a lot and wants to know what life is like up in the human world where she is from.

The Middle Child 13 of course is going to be the most chaotic of the bunch and takes most of his personality from his Demon King for a father. From when he was a child he was always loud and boisterous needed to be the center of attention. So he fights for it with his two younger siblings. He plays dumb when it comes time to learn while being homeschooled. He is quite intelligent having mastered a plethora of old ancient demon spells. These are spells that even his own dad isn’t able to use due to his inability to interpret the dead language. Most demons (unless they’re a high scholar or sorcerer of some kind) don’t recognize. He aspires to rule someday and bugs his dear old dad constantly about when he can become king. He clings to America constantly to get his approval.

The second youngest 7 is easily influenced by the elder three of her siblings. One day he’ll want to be a powerful demon sorcerer like the middle child or sneak out and see the stars like his eldest sister. Although he has enough self-control to not want to set things on fire like his eldest brother. He enjoys being around both human mother darling and demon king father. He clings to human mom darling whenever they go out on the town. Pretends to be shy around others but when it comes to protecting his mom and younger sister 5 he’s extremely defensive. He’s a great fighter with a kind soul like his mama.

The youngest and Demon America’s pride and joy. His baby girl. She has a way with hell’s fauna even when Cerberus had roamed through Demon Americas domain unprohibited. She managed to track him down and induce a sleeping spell on him and bring him back to his domain which is in King Greeces’. Skilled at playing hypnotic music that can lure lower-level demons to do her bidding. Mainly plays the flute and uses her voice. So the family does wake up early in the morning to hear the youngest singing or dragging some poor soul to their untimely death. Demon King America will find amusement in this human mother darling not so much. So he does try to help his daughter hide her carnage.

[siamesephoenixrandomideatank]

Adventure Time with Bonnie & Marcy/ Adventure Time Mirror AU

In the land of Eee, there were two sisters of Candy & Half-Demon Vampire who fight against the malicious forces across the land. These two sisters living in the treehouse are known as Marcy the Vampire & Bonnie the Candy person.

Some of the characters of this AU

Bonnibel Bubblegum/'Bubble-Bee'

The Pop Queen, she got this name since her early years under King Gumbald's Guardianship, for her talents & passions in Bubblegum Pop musics. She loves to help people & being cheerful, which is fortified by her positive belief that everyone & everything has a bright side. However, she can be childish & careless sometimes. She supposed to inherit the throne of Candy Kingdom, but she has escaped from her castle for an unknown reason.

Princess Marceline Abadeer, the Necro-Sorceress

The genius Magitechinichian(Technician of magical-enhanced technology) who study the technology & science remained from before the mushroom war. She was daughter of a wizard(nonhuman); Hunson, and mother who is a fallen angel who rarely has time for her. She received her vampire curse from her mistakes in the experiment on necromantic artifacts. She is thoughtful, rational, but, also needed some love to warm her cold heart.

Finn Mertens, Young Governor of 'Sector-5' Human Re-colonization of Earth

Finn 'the Human' Mertens, is one of the most successful officers from L.I.C.H.E.(League of Intelligence for Claiming Humans' Entities); one of the authorities from humans' government to re-dominate the earth. Finn is known to prefer ranged attack rather than close combat, as he tries to earn more territory for his human colony on Eee. The only nonhuman allies of his domain is Jacob & Canus Tribe.

Chief Jacob, Present Chief of Canus Tribe

Jacob is the leader of Canus, the sentient dogs, who are known to raiders of the land of Eee. He was chosen by Joshua, the former chief, by trustworthiness. Jermaine, however, was banished from the tribe. Jacob accepted Humans' treaties for better weapons & allowance to enter their domain for trade & service. Jacob, doesn't have stretching power, but being durable & strong that he is 'one-dog-pack' by his own.

Ice Prince(Simon Petrikov Jr.)

Rumored he was the human who wore the magical crown & become the Ice Prince. He is charismatic in both good-looking & even better manner. However, his magic is weaker than canon Ice King. He filled the weakness by diplomatic skills & cunning plans. It could be said that he is the charismatic manipulator who doesn't really love anything. He couldn't remember who he was, but he doesn't care about it anyway.

Flame Queen Phoebe, 'The Pyromaniac'

Phoebe is the warlady of Fire Kingdom, the greatest local threat to Kingdoms of Eee. She is known to kidnap princes to make at least one of them 'the donor of her child'. She has waited for centuries, if not few millenniums, to fulfill her prophecy of giving birth of the Flame Emperor/Empress. Her kingdom has several vassals, yet, seeing human intruders as the itch rather than threats.

BMO (Beta Mechanic for Omniscience)

Artificial Intelligence dwelled in the former colony of human(or built around the period of mushroom war) that fascinating in taking organic beings to 'play their games'. The games they make is for scientific experiments & data collecting to fulfill their goal; to know everything. BMO has separated themselves from humanity, yet, prefer to leave them be & extinct later. BMO's recent favorite subjects are mostly about magic.

Sir Scienceton/President Preston(Magic Man)

Sir 'Preston' Scienceton, or later, President Scienceton, is former guildmaster of Martians Scientists, who later overthrown the Martian Empire & become its First President. He had watched Bonnie & Marcy, as he learned the lesson of freedom & value of lives from them. Despite he watched several beings from Mars without intervention, but he might sent indirect support on the 'good ones' occasionally.

Robert the Legendary Bandit

Robert 'Billy' is the genius-skilled bandit believed to be blessed by luck itself. He is known to serve no one, but may offer 'temporary alliance' with a price. He has become a favorite mercenary for Finn for the greatest battles of humans.

Smooth Underground Princess

The Kind-Hearted Princess who is 2nd buddy of Bonnie, and part of her band when they were young. She resigned from the band due to preferring to study politics & welfare science to be the better ruler of her Smooth Underground People. Her race lived in the deep tunnels of both ground & underwater. She is so devoting & studious that the 'Benevolent' King of Eee decided to make her his personal apprentice.

Earl of Berriesgrasp

Berriesgrasp is the 'temporary' governor of Candy Kingdom who able to endure greatly for the best of the kingdom. Despite being temporary by title, be believes Bonnie is not the one to replace him. However, he waits for the perfect time & opportunity to make himself a permanent ruler & get rid of Bonnie from return to the kingdom at all cost.

Peppermint Priest

The High Priest of Candy Kingdom & its Church of Eternal Sugar, his duty is to connect with the white magic of healing, enhancing, and celestial-cosmic communication. He is fews of people Bonnie actually dislikes, because he was a stern personal tutor to her when she was little. Peppermint Priest, even being connect with holiness, is considered Lawful Neutral Figure who takes the message from the higher place as the first priority.

[scmsdivinecultists]

What your fave SCM god says about you

I read one psychology article and now I’m all knowing. Hope at least one of these points apply to you simps

If your favourite is Leon, you are one of the following:

Youngest child

Outcast or the “popular” kid

Daddy issues

Your childhood dream was either to be royalty or be rich

You hyperfixate to many things

You might say ur not charismatic but you’ve had at least more than 1 person you rejected a love confession to

“You’re wrong, I’m right, shut up.”

You don’t fall in love easily but once you do, you fall hard

You like smug bastards or you have a bondage fantasy

Your favourite voltage game is one of the following: Kissed by the Baddest Bidder, Court of Darkness, Masquerade’s Kiss, or Kings of Paradise

You have fairy lights in your room filled with pictures or posters

You had a massive friend group but at least 5 people have left from then to now

You cling onto memories like they’re a lifeline

You have the latest phone or more than 3 leisure electronics

If your favourite is Scorpio:

You can’t be any taller than 5′6

You probably listen to bands and can’t go anywhere without your headphones

Really creative

Your favourite Shakespeare play was Hamlet or Macbeth

Have had or is going through an emo phase

Hates writing essays

Have 3 best friends max

You have definitely bought albums, posters, or merch of your faves

ur probably a weeb

you’ve broken a bone or you’re very knowledgeable in the medical field/how to harm the human body for some reason

dark humour is the best humour

Your friends are very concerned for you because of said humour

You like watching people play Monopoly bc of the chaos

into so many fandoms that you know the lore of your faves more than you know the material you learn at school

If your favourite is Teorus:

You are an only or youngest child

Spoiled

Daddy/Mommy issues

Abandonment issues

You feel like you fade into the background/don’t contribute much to the group

You feel like you are often forgotten

You’re close with your cousins

You probably have a pet

Taylor Swift or 1D for life

Have definitely threatened to kill or beat someone up despite you intimidating no one

You want to play an important role but you are so not the leader type

You like Ouran Host Club

You like the outdoors

You probably like To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

Your favourite disney princess is Rapunzel or Cinderella

If your favourite is Huedhaut:

You are definitely a romantic

You’re not an air sign (Gemini, Aquarius, or Libra)

You’re a moron or you make bad decisions and Hue is there to help balance that out

Chances are you read more fanfic than actual books

Your system is 70% caffeine

For some reason you have lots of random trivia

Have you considered therapy for your suppressed trauma?

Dungeons and Dragons fan

You’re really into alcohol or you despise it

Loyalty is the trait you admire most

You want to feel like a sassy and classy bitch but you gave up after 2 days

Your favourite ship trope is enemies to lovers or slow burn

A lot of pent up angst but you hide it 

you put other people > yourself bc you don’t want them to make the same mistakes you did

Why do you have so many memes saved?

Why do you have reaction pictures for everything?

If your favourite is Dui:

You’re probably not into guys

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT

Either you’re a precious sunshine child or you are the most fucked up human in your friend circle

You have a choking kink

You either take sides in fights or you’re the middle ground

You make lots of threats but no one is acc taking them seriously

You probably are a massive manipulator

You’re psychotic and have violent tendencies 

Your best friend lives far away from you/ you have an internet friend that gets you more than your IRL ones

You say honesty is the best policy but you lie the most

Everyone comes to you for advice but you think you’re the most mentally unstable

You have identity issues and u change ur mind all the time 

Whatever you were as a kid, you’re probably the opposite of that now

If your favourite is Ichthys:

You are attached to the characters with the most trauma

You must not be a clean freak or your room is equally as messy as Ikky’s

Oldest or middle child (either way u have siblings) 

Never got to go to an amusement park as a kid 

Want attention/didn't get enough attention as a kid

You want Ichthys’ parents to adopt u bc they are the family stability you crave

Unresolved trauma and definitely not mentally stable 

You liked dinosaurs as a kid

You had pet fish as a kid and they all died bc you overfed them

Using anything else to escape ur reality 

Cartoons > real life actors

Probably hate seafood or afraid of the sea (ironic as it is)

Nostalgia is your best friend

Hurt/Comfort is your favourite AO3 tag

You collect random shit or you have a memory box

You are the reason child leashes were invented

You got into real dangerous situations as a kid and you’re wondering how you lived through that

Your comfort characters all got it the worst or are dead

If your favourite is Zyglavis:

How are those high expectations treatin ya? 

You either want to get into medical, sciences, or law

When you were younger you got enrolled in extra classes (swimming, piano, ballet, etc)

Your parents encouraged creativity until you got older and they told you to choose a more “realistic” goal

Good grades = everything and you’ll pull all-nighters to finish tasks or assignments

Former gifted student 

The actual smart kid in class 

YOU HAVE SELF ESTEEM/CONFIDENCE ISSUES

80s are not good enough for you or your parents

Overachiever for any reason 

Sleep? What is sleep?

A dom or a brat

You have strict parents or you have had pretty loose rules growing up

You had a lot of friends in grade school and now you have like 4 friends

You are no longer human, you’re just a walking husk of stress

If your favourite is Krioff:

You want to fuck one of Krioff’s family members

You have siblings

A pyromaniac or deathly afraid of fire

Commitment issues

You watch or ur a sports fan

You own an iPhone 6

You’ve ate forbidden items or you’ve thought about it (the fish tank pebbles, erasers, glass, slime, etc)

Everyone thinks you’re the awkward kid but no you’re just shy

You actually like the ocean waves

Once people get to know you, they got a whole thing coming for them

You either suck at driving or can’t drive

A great listener but you don’t feel like you give good advice

Conflict is a no no for you

You definitely had a glow up

You’ve befriended the seniors growing up

You either don’t like kids or you love them

You have a sweet tooth and everyone questions how you are not diabetic with the amount of sweets you’ve consumed

If your favourite is Aigonorus:

You’re either an insomniac or a hypersomniac. Whichever one, you don’t know how much sleep is enough sleep

You’re probably a sub

Commitment or abandonment issues

Desperate for validation and appreciation

touch/love/attention starved

You have a stuffed animal collection or you still have those childhood stuffed animals

You love the idea of love but you are not ready to deal with breakups

You wish you didn’t care but you care too much

Your aesthetic is cutecore

Probably into maid cat boys

Studio Ghibli or Sanrio stan

Comfort > style anyday

You only own sneakers nothing else

If your favourite is Partheno:

You’re definitely not into just guys 

You’re a drama kid and you are here for the tea whether it involves you or not

you have the receipts for everything

You were the one kid that played “family” or “house” every recess

no one knows where you get all your cute shit but it serves

have been suspected of witchcraft or considered the dark arts

Stole makeup from your fam as a kid and played with it

HIDE THE TRAUMA. HIDE THE PAST.

You already have a senior quote picked out

You’re either really horny or you just want to cry over how much you love so and so

“Why do men-”

You really want to own that Partheno doll in that one CG

Your most used social media app is Instagram or Snapchat

Your favourite demon brother from Obey Me is most likely Asmodeus 

If your favourite is Tauxolouve:

Your favourite KBTBB guy is either Baba or Mamo

You’re into music or theatre

Your ideal date is to go to an opera or a museum

You say you like/dislike something but end up changing ur mind later or when you try it out

In your opinion, the music nowadays is just not it

You recently found a receipt from Walmart for something you bought 5 months ago

Anniversaries are important

When making decisions, you pick the worst possible one

Your most expensive clothing items are your shoes or jewelry

You wish you could attend a ball and marry into royalty, like Cinderella

You like the idea of soulmates or string of fate 

Obviously or secretly insecure/self deprecating but you’ll raise all hell if your loved ones talk shit abt themselves

You want your partner to propose first

You like the underrated characters or your favourite characters are unappreciated

If your favourite is Karno you are:

You have childhood trauma, some of you are just not aware of it

You’re the parent of the group

You enjoy ships that have a mom/dad dynamic

Either you’re banned from the kitchen or you’re the one banning people from the kitchen

You were threated with the slipper or you threaten with the slipper

As a kid, you enjoyed Dora or Ni Hao Kai Lan

Your favourite trope is the found family trope

Either you’re an example to your family or you keep getting compared to other kids

An angel around the family but a chaotic bastard with others

You’re probably into some really kinky shit

You like Dangonronpa

Spiritual or religious

Probably had an imaginary friend 

You decided you were gonna turn your life around after reading/watching something and went back to the hot mess you were in 3 days

[verbosebabbler]

Interests: ZampanioSim North

Debugger > farragofiction > ZampanioSimNorth > static > js > Modules > Interest.tsx The final set of words for the third and fourth dropdown menus, labeled Interest.

Math: Mathematician, Logician, Algebraist, Proffessor, Engineer, Teacher Science: Scientist, Biologist, Sage, Chemist, Physicist Crafting: Crafter, Creator, Blue-collarly Pursuer, Omnismith Language: Communicator, Language Lover, Speaker, Writer, Scribe, Author, Rune Researcher Gardening: Gardener, Plantsmith, Farmer, Horticulturist, Groundskeeper, Druid, Landscaper Gambling: Gambler, Dealer, Chemist, Cardsmith, High Roller Spying: Spy, Watcher, Observer, Secret Agent Healing: Doctor, Healer, Nurse, White Mage Dolls: Child, Nursmaid, Nanny, Babysitter, Doll, Mannequin, Figure Mysteries: Mystery, Secret, Unkown, [REDACTED] Edgelord: Edgelord, Ninja, Shadow Stalker, Nightwatch Killing: Assasin, Murderer, Killer Musician, Singer, Danger, Musician, Bard, Performer Knight: Knight, Soldier, Protector, Paladin, Warrior, Guardian Seeker: Seeker, Searcher, Questor, Traveler, Adventurer Entymologist: Bug Lover, Bug Catcher, Entymologist Guide: Guide, Sherpa, Helper, Teacher Scholar: Scholar, Sage, Scientist, Academic, Polymath, Intellectual Endings: Ender, Finale, Conductor, Prophet Royalty: Prince, Princess, King, Queen, Royal, Ruler Spider: Weaver, Spinner, Puppeteer, Spider, Puppet-Master Anger: Beserker. Rebel, Hater Soul: Soul, Gem, Heart, Core Romance: Lover, Partner, Paramour, Sweetheart Electrician: Electrician, Power Plant, Engineer, Spark Bureaucracy: Boss, Manager, Bureaucrat, Taste-Maker, Decision-Maker, Administrator Decay: Zombie, Corpse, Ghoul, Lich, Undertaker, Mortician Comedy: Clown, Mime, Ringmaster, Acrobat, Jester, Harlequin Hunting: Hunter, Nimrod, Stalker, Huntsman, Predator Religion: Angel, Demi-God, Preacher, Priest, Chaplain, Rabbi, Monk, Nun, Abbot, Pastor, Reverend, Yogi, Druid Light: Torch, Spotlight, Focus Magic: Magician, Mage, Illusionist, Wizard, Larper Family: Mother, Father, Brother, Sister, Aunt, Uncle Spelunking: Spelunker, Digger, Miner, Explorer Sailing: Sailor, Captain, First Mate, Skipper, Mariner Fire: Pyromaniac, Pyro, Burner, Fire-bug, Arsonist Art: Artist, Painter, Sculpter, Curator Technology: Engineer, Programmer, Hacker, Coder Null: Null

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Master list (Incomplete)

Tobirama

Softie S/o

Kagami called you mom!!!

Periods really do be like that

Talking about you with his brother

Oh god he fell in love with a Uchiha

S/o who can sing or dance

S/o who giggles and laughs at random times

Goth s/o

Favorite place to kiss you

Buff s/o

Giving you a ring platonically but you’re confused

Being courted by a sea dragon

Witch s/o

Absent minded s/o

Ice Queen

Half wolf s/o

Cheering up his s/o

How to get out of an arranged marriage

Hyping him up!

Reanimated but during an argument

Lava kekkai genkai

Half wolf s/o

As a boyfriend

Kakashi

His wedding

Marrying a long time best friend

Civilian s/o avoiding him

Coming home to house spouse

A kiss attack!

Hate glasses

Periods really do be like that

S/o giving him a present

Giggly s/o

Asleep during stargazing

Hangovers SUCK

We sleep with stuffed animals

S/o who kicks in their sleep

Favorite place to kiss you

Stupidly confident s/o

Bunny kisses

Future kid time travel

Baby fever

Smut author s/o

Flirty but easily flustered

Surprise parenthood!

Soulmate au

Domestic kakashi

Dumbass trio poly

Calm but chaotic

On a mission together

Hidan converted two idiots

Vampire s/o

Pampering each other

Comforting

All the cuddles and ranting

Flirting and sleeping

We’re all in this together

Separated for a long time

Protective

Cuddles

Sasuke

In love with Orochimaru’s kid

Fuck the government!

Goth s/o

S/o who kicks in their sleep

S/o proposing with swords

Favorite place to kiss you

Coming back to Konoha with a family

Coming home with his wife and child

Future kid time travel

Serious s/o who always tries to make him smile

Uchiha s/o

Baby fever

Pregnant s/o

Enjoy the moment s/o

Buff s/o

Obito

Dei’s twin dating Tobito

We sleep with stuffed animals

Favorite place to kiss you

Big family!

Crushing on the akatsuki’s medic

Fluffy time

Future kid time travel

Baby fever

Kabuto

Secretly in love with his lord’s kid

Hate glasses

Cuddles!

Leaf civilian s/o

Lead civilian s/o 2

Soulmate

As a boyfriend

Orochimaru

Future kid time travel

Cuddling headcanons

The snakes like you too!

You’re scared of snakes but you love him

His soulmate?

Orochimaru domestic

Madara

Witch s/o

Reanimated wife

Civilian spouse

S/o proposing with swords

Ghost friend

Periods really do be like that

How to get out of an arranged marriage

Senju s/o

S/o who can sing or dance

Ice Queen

S/o who giggles and laughs at random times

Favorite place to kiss you

Buff s/o

Future kid time travel

Lava kekkai genkai

Hyping him up!

Hashirama

S/o who can sing or dance

How to get out of an arranged marriage

S/o proposing with swords

S/o who giggles and laughs at random times

Witch s/o

Inugami s/o

We sleep with stuffed animals

Favorite place to kiss you

Hyping him up!

Ice Queen

Lava kekkai genkai

Half wolf s/o

Gaara

Hyping him up!

Pure s/o

Comforting

Stupidly confident s/o

Worried!

Confessing

Befriended during the exams somehow

Quiet but fun s/o

Moved to Suna

Baby fever

Kisame

BAM! YOURE A BABY NOW

Kisses from a crush

Help from a crush

Merwhale s/o

S/o ready to start a fight rn

PROTECTION FROM A BIG ASS SPIDER

Sasuke’s twin au

Naturally gifted in swordsmanship

Mershark s/o

Running into you again

Knows enough about the human body to know that shouldn’t happen

Tailor s/o for their tall asses

Future kid time travel

Crackhead s/o

Demon s/o

Short s/o

Itachi

Edo tensei reunion

Buff s/o

Shadow demon s/o

Enjoy the moment s/o

Baby fever

Future kid time travel

Back home

Parent reaction: Back home

Serious s/o who always tries to make him smile

Flirty but easily flustered

Bunny kiss

Play guitar!

Half wolf s/o

S/o ready to start a fight rn

Goth s/o

Asleep during stargazing

Stupidly confident s/o

Cuddling

Giving you a ring platonically but you’re confused

BAM! YOURE A BABY NOW

Deidara

Are you a disney princess?

Artistic s/o

As a boyfriend

Gunpowder art

Two pyromaniacs

Twin Uchiha

S/o who kicks in their sleep

PROTECTION FROM A BIG ASS SPIDER

Fluffy and flirty

Hate Glasses

Cold and distant? Nah

BAM! YOURE A BABY NOW

Future kid time travel

Sasori

Future kid time travel

Konan

Play guitar

Future kid time travel

Kakuzu

Play guitar

Fluffy

Future kid time travel

Nagato/Pein

Future kid time travel

Hidan

Future kid time travel

[amethystroselilith]

If Lost Return to the 11th Harbinger (Babysitter Childe ft. Chilumi)

Finally, I get to write my first Chilumi fic! Hard to find a peaceful time to write cause of family demanding attention haha

~~~

SUMMARY:  In which Childe has to babysit 3 girls that means a lot to Lumine

Can also be read in ao3: here

“You know, sometimes, I think he’s doing it on purpose.” Childe sulked, wrapping his arms around Lumine’s waist in an attempt to ditch her plans for the day and spend it with him instead.

The bed looks cosy right now and Childe would pretty much like for Lumine to get back in there with him and maybe lure her into various activities they can play on the sheets.

Lumine chuckled, “I’m sure Zhongli doesn’t mean that.” before running her hand through his hair, letting him hold her for a while, a warm feeling blossoming on her chest as she watched them cuddled together in the mirror she was using to get ready for the day.

She wouldn’t admit it, but feeling Childe’s bare chest against her back makes her just want to stay with him a bit longer, but unfortunately for her lover, she knows how to control herself.

“Yeah? You really think he didn’t plan to tag you along with whatever rites he has to prepare whenever I’m in Liyue?” Childe huffed, burying his face against her neck.

“People don’t schedule when they’ll die, Childe.” Lumine rolled her eyes.

“Can’t he find someone else to help him?” Childe pouted up at her, displaying the best puppy eyes he could put on.

“Hm, didn’t really ask.” Lumine shrugged, earning a whine from her clingy lover.

“You mean we could’ve thrown someone else with him? But you didn’t ask?” he huffed.

“He invited me to help. I accepted. Besides, he helps me a lot during my stay here, it’s just fair to help him back. May I remind you he also pulled some strings to have you here without any Milleliths watching your every move?” Lumine hummed.

Childe rolls his eyes, “I’m pretty sure you could’ve convinced them to leave us alone, you’re a hero here, they know you kicked my ass, they trust you and all.” 

“Same hero that’s dating the same man who almost destroyed their city.” Lumine rolled her eyes, “I’m pretty sure they’re a bit wary of me as well ever since you decided to shout we’re officially together in public.”

“First of all, that’s to declare I won against all my rivals and they should fuck off.” Childe shrugged, “Second… I mean, how could they blame you? I’m charming as fuck.” Childe snickered.

“Right. I’m out.” Lumine said as she unwraps Childe’s arms off her.

“Ojou-chaaannn…” he whined as he tries to pull her back, “It’s the truth, come back.”

Lumine was about to say something back, but a knock on the door caught their attention. 

“You think he’ll take Paimon if I throw enough mora on them?” Childe tried, to which Lumine just chuckled and walked to the door.

“Good morning.” Lumine greeted their guest as she opened the door, “Oh?” her eyes widened in surprise when not just Zhongli appeared, but also three little girls.

“Qiqi brought friends.” Qiqi simply said.

“Onee-chan! Klee and Diona found you!” the excitable girl in red waved, “Diona said she missed you! Me too so we looked for you!” 

Diona freaked out, “I-I did not! I don’t care! If she doesn’t want to return to Mondstat and see me then that’s her problem!” she huffed, looking away with a red face.

“You went all the way to Liyue?” Lumine’s eyes widened, “Does… anyone know you two are here?” 

“Yea! Kaeya-oniichan!” Klee smiled.

“Oh,” Lumine breathed out in relief that they’re not alone, “So, where is he?” 

“I dunno, he was sleepy when I asked him, but he said ‘yes’, so Klee is good, no?” she smiled.

“He’s passed out drunk outside of Angel’s Share,” Diona mumbled.

“But we still asked permission and he said ‘yes’!” Klee argued to avoid getting in trouble. 

“No need to worry, Ms Lumine, I have taken care of that. Rest assured that their guardians are aware of their little ones’ whereabouts.” Zhongli intervened when he saw the blonde’s about to have a heart attack.

“I’m glad you found them before anything bad happened.” Lumine sighed in relief, while she knows Klee and Diona aren’t helpless when it comes to fighting, she still can’t help but worry. She’s especially fond of the 3 little girls, protective of them as a mother would be of her child.

“Yea, I recognised Mister during your visit in Mondstat and Qiqi as well! So Klee is good with not following strangers.” Klee nodded with a proud smile.

“Good.” Qiqi agreed, it may not be seen, but she’s also excited with the thought of playing with her friends again, “Play with Qiqi and friends?” she looked up at her with hopeful eyes.

“Ojou-chan, what’s taking so long?” Childe emerged, now wearing a shirt, “Oh?” 

“Qiqi brought friends,” Qiqi informed once again.

“Hi! Will you join us in playing too?” Klee asked excitedly.

Childe caught a glint of mischief in Zhongli’s eyes, “Unfortunately, Ms Lumine and I can not join you, but Mr Childe here will be playing with you for the whole day.” 

“Eh?!” everyone looked at him with wide eyes, additional pouts from the 3 little girls.

Zhongli just chuckled before kneeling at the little ones’, “Ms Lumine and I will need to take care of some urgent errands, but we will try to finish them as fast as possible, but for now, will you be good for Mr Childe?” 

~~~

And just like that, Zhongli had dragged Lumine away for whatever errands he has to do, leaving Childe with 3 innocent eyes looking at him curiously.

Childe hasn’t been around much whenever Lumine visits Mondstat, it’s always been the usual party of Lumine, Qiqi, and Zhongli since Childe still has duties to fulfil for his Queen. Duties that would make things complicated for his relationship with the Honorary Knight, but he believes that as long as they work together, not hiding dirty secrets from one another, they may be able to find a peaceful resolution for all parties.

But that’s something he has to think of for another day, today he has to entertain three little girls.

Three little girls that Lumine holds dearly, and for some reason, Childe feels a bit pressured in trying to win their favours, well Qiqi should already be won with coconut milk and the fact that they both work together in Lumine’s main party, but he’s not too familiar with the other 2 besides Lumine and Qiqi’s story. 

Klee seems to be easier to win over because of her energetic and friendly nature, Diona however, may take a bit of work with her shy and independent personality. 

But they’re still kids. Childe has experience with kids, his siblings love him, so this shouldn’t be too difficult, right?

“So, do you guys have any games you want to play?” he asked after watching the 3 finish the last of their breakfasts.

Klee pursed her lips, “Well, we were supposed to play house but, Mr Zhongli and Lumi-oneechan are gone so we don’t have a mama and papa anymore.”

“Ahaha, why are they mama and papa?” Childe laughed through gritted teeth.

“Are they not Qiqi’s mama and papa?” Klee tilted her head.

“No.” Qiqi answered, “But Lumine can be.” she hummed, “No papa though.”

“Ah, well, ojou-chan and I are very close-” 

“But I guess Zhongli can be papa, he gives Qiqi flowers.” the zombie child hummed.

A vein popped in Childe’s forehead, “Ah, Qiqi-chan, I give you coconut milk too, remember?” 

“But you’re always gone.” Qiqi shrugged.

Childe frowned.

“Ah! Kaeya-oniisan can be our papa?” Klee added, “He’s the bestest!”

“He’s always drunk, he won’t spend time with us.” Diona huffed.

“Diluc-”

“No.” Diona hissed, ears and tail raising.

“Yeah, he’s weird.” Klee nodded, “He doesn’t smile. Weird.” 

‘Just how many men does ojou-chan know?’ Childe’s eye twitched.

“I guess Zhongli is papa?” Qiqi proposed in their little meeting.

“Ahaha, I mean, what about me?” Childe smiled since apparently not smiling will make him weird according to Klee’s logic.

The three looked at him, eyes focused, judging him thoroughly until Klee perked up.

“Does Mr Childe have a huge crush on onee-chan?!” the red girl gasped excitedly.

“Ah, you caught me, you’re a very observant girl.” Childe went along, just glad that he’s getting acknowledge as a potential papa for their mama.

It doesn’t really make sense since he’s the one dating Lumine, but being ignored by the three girls as a candidate as a papa just doesn’t settle well in him. Especially losing to Zhongli… he may have tricked him once, but there’s no way in hell Childe’s going to lose to him again. 

Even as a hypothetical father figure to these girls.

“Hm, well if you want to date Lumi-oneechan, then you have to go through us!” Klee declared with a mischievous glint in her eyes.

“I suppose you’ll be a better boyfriend than that drunkard captain and evil Diluc.” Diona shrugged.

“If you become Qiqi’s papa, then will I get more cocomilk?” Qiqi asked with hopeful eyes.

“Eh?!” Klee protested, “We have to give him tests first! Like… like how the prince has to go through challenges to get the princess’ hand!” she huffed.

“Okay.  A cocogoat, please. Thank you.” Qiqi nodded.

“A giant Jumpy Dumpty!” Klee’s eyes sparkled.

“Destruction of Mondstadt wine industry!” Diona requested.

‘What the actual fuck…’ Childe gulped.

~~~

Childe likes to pride himself as an ‘amazing storyteller’. 

His finest work is “Snezhnaya’s Greatest Toy Seller”.

He just released 3 new stories;

“Unfortunately, the Cocogoats have to be Kept in a Special Cocomilk Production Place to Spread Cocomilk Joy”

“Oh, Have You Not Heard of the Secret Survival Rule? A Giant Jumpy Dumpty, Leads to Confinement Solitary”

“Destruction of Mondstadt Wine Industry Will Make The Good Lord Barbatos So Mad He’s Going To Destroy Us All”

The 3 girls are in awe as he tells an elaborated story, each nodding in understanding, though he’s pretty sure Qiqi will most likely still look for her cocogoat, Klee will still create a huge bomb, Diona will still try to destroy the wine industry in Mondstadt. 

Childe wonders what kind of environment Mondstat is that turned Klee into a pyromaniac and Diona having such strong ambitions… 

He’s going to beg Lumine to take him there soon.

“That’s so pretty, Mr Childe!” the three awed as Childe finished weaving a flower crown made of Violetgrass.

“A pretty flower crown for a pretty princess.” Childe smiled placing the crown on Qiqi, who was beaming at the new hair accessory, hugging her hat tightly to her chest.

His little sister had always loved flower crowns, and with some random flowers he found nearby, Childe had made one in hopes of impressing the girls. He was testing it on his head when it immediately attracted Qiqi’s attention. With some spare Violetgrass she has with her, she shyly asked if Childe can make her one too. The pretty little crown on Childe’s head had also caught Klee’s and Diona’s attention by the awed look on their eyes, and Childe offered to make one for them out of the flowers that catch their eyes.

“Thank you…” she smiled shyly, carefully checking if the crown is secured on her head.

“Me next! Me next!” Klee jumped, plopping some silk flowers she gathered around Wangshu Inn on Childe’s lap.

“Oh, these will be very pretty as well.” Childe complimented, earning an excited squeal from Klee, “Have you found some flowers you like as well, Diona?” he asks.

The catgirl blushed, turning away, “I don’t want one anyway.” she huffed, crossing her arms.

“Hm?” Childe frowned a bit, he was sure Diona was also excitedly looking around, but then it hit him, there was not a lot of choices for flowers around Wangshu Inn, and it looks like she wants a unique one as well and with only Silk Flowers nearby, she came back to him empty-handed and disappointed. 

She can also feel the disappointment coming from Qiqi and Klee, who had been talking about taking pictures with their flower crowns with Childe’s Kamera.

Childe’s face softened, “Is it because there are not enough flowers that you like nearby?”

Diona just looked down in embarrassment, ears flat on her head and tail wrapping around her leg.

He just chuckled, “Well, don’t worry, there’s a village here with some glaze lilies nearby, maybe you’ll like those?” 

“T-that’s still far though…” Diona mumbled. 

Childe chuckled, “Don’t worry about it, I know a fast way to get there.” he said hydro vision glowing.

~~~

Despite Diona’s displeasure with water, she ended up having fun sitting on Childe’s shoulder as he literally rode the waves to Qingce Village, the other two clinging on both sides of his waist, secured by his arms wrapped around them protectively. 

The girls giggled as Childe softly landed them on the flowery field. Their entrance would’ve given them weird looks, but Childe had already done this a couple of times with Lumine. It’s one of his favourite moments to spend with Lumine, they would just chill in the flowery area, Childe’s head on Lumine’s lap, his hair being played with while Lumine sings softly, Glaze Lilies blooming beautifully. 

The thought sends a warm feeling in his chest, smiling softly at the thought of being lucky that the blonde made him a bigger part of her life.

“They’re beautiful!” Diona’s excited gasp pulled Childe from his thoughts.

“Well, then go and pick them while I’ll work on Klee’s crown.” Childe smiled before sitting down on the flowery field.

The three nodded and began collecting the flowers. Childe checked his surroundings first to make sure everything’s safe before taking his eyes off them. 

Childe was halfway done with Klee’s crown when he noticed that it suddenly got too quiet. His head raised, heart stopping when the 3 girls are nowhere in sight. 

He rose to his feet and began searching through the fields, hoping that they’re just hiding within the flowers. 

He started panicking when he can’t find them. Not only are these children his responsibility right now, but he’s sure his beloved ojou-chan will murder him if there’s even just a small scratch on them.

“Qiqi, Diona, Klee!” he shouted as he searches, cursing under his breath when there’s no villager nearby to help him.

A patch of frost caught Childe’s eye. 

Qiqi and Diona are cryo users, and it’s a high possibility it’s from them. There’s a burning patch just ahead of it, and Childe’s certain it’s from Klee.

The relief within him didn’t last long when a realisation hit him.

If they’re using their vision, it must be because they’re fighting someone. 

And Childe needs to move fast.

~~~

Childe followed the tracks, his pace increasing as soon as he heard even the softest sound from the three. 

As soon as he reached closed enough, his hydro daggers appeared on his hands. It has to be treasure hoarders.

He jumped in the area, a clever phrase in the tip of his tongue.

“Mr Childe!” Klee cheered.

His eyes widened, there was no treasure hoarders insight. Just the 3 girls with a mora weasel in Qiqi’s hand.

“...Wha…?” he stared at them in shock as his daggers slowly disappeared. 

“We caught a mora weasel!” Diona said proudly.

“Oneechan always runs after them so we thought we’ll help her,” Klee explained.

Childe took a deep breath, relief washing over him as he lives for another day for escaping his lover’s wrath, “I understand that you want to help her, but please don’t run off like that without me, okay?” he gently smiled as he walks to them.

“It runs too fast,” Qiqi said, raising the animal to Childe.

“Are we in trouble?” Klee asked in worry, “We just want to help.” she said looking down.

Childe chuckle, “I’m just glad you all are safe, but please let’s avoid doing that next time, alright? Liyue is a bigger place than Mondstat so it’s quite easy to get lost.” he explained before patting her head.

He then took the weasel from Qiqi, retrieving the mora before letting the animal go, “Now, why don’t we get back and finish your crowns, yeah?” 

They smiled and followed Childe back to the field.

~~~

It was late at night when Lumine got back to Wangshu Inn thanks to Zhongli’s high standards when picking the materials for the rites. Paimon hadn’t even bothered staying around when it started getting late, making an excuse about meeting Xiangling for an important taste testing. 

Though the whole experience wasn’t bad, she was just worried about how Childe can handle looking after the three alone. Zhongli assures her that Childe is probably experienced looking after children since he’s from a big family. Which worked and all, but she also remembered how busy Childe could be from that experience with Teucer, what if they run off when Childe wasn’t looking?

Zhongli shut that down by reminding her that the three are vision holders and Lumine just huffed and pouted, but agreed.

She opened the door to their room, careful with her steps assuming Childe must be asleep. 

When she opened the door to their room, she can’t help but have her heart melt at the sight.

Three little girls are asleep on their bed, a sleeping Childe sat on the chair beside the bed, a forgotten storybook on his lap.

With a soft smile, she made her way to Childe, chuckling softly when she caught glimpse of a photograph on the side table.

It was of them 4 posing for the camera, each has a flower crown adorning their heads.

“Ojou-chan?” a tired voice called softly.

“Look like you all had fun.” she smiled warmly.

Childe returned the smile, pulling her gently on his lap. His arms quickly wrapped around Lumine’s waist, face nuzzling against her neck. Lumine sighed in relaxation, leaning back and running her fingers through his hair.

“I’m guessing they liked you a lot they decided to sleep over?” she teased.

Childe chuckled, “More like the Knights were a bit busy to get them, and sent a letter to apologise for the inconvenience. Klee and Diona don’t seem to mind though, and I’ve never seen Qiqi excited for having her friends stay for longer.” 

“Hm, well that shouldn’t be an issue, we can bring them home ourselves tomorrow, I do have some things to go over with Jean.” Lumine hummed at the thought.

“Do you think they’ll welcome me warmly?” Childe teased.

“If you behave.” Lumine rolled her eyes.

“Shame. I was planning on picking a fight against the Cavalry Captain and the Dawn Winery owner.”

The blonde shifted to face him, her eyes glaring, “You will not. Why would you want to in the first place?” 

“I heard they’re great opponents.” Childe just smiled, hiding the jealousy from Klee’s story about how these men had also shown interest in his beloved ojou-chan. 

Lumine rolled her eyes, “I’ll make sure to tell Zhongli to keep an extra close eye on you.” 

“I’ll fight him too.”

“Promise me you’ll behave and I might just invite you in the shower.” 

“Bold of you to assume I won’t do it anyway,” Childe smirked.  

“Behave and you’ll be thoroughly rewarded after.”

“Oho, what reward are we talking about?” he grinned.

Lumine just chuckled before unwrapping his arms off of her, “Depends on how good you will be.” she smirked before heading to the shower.

Childe grinned before following after her.

Deciding that he’ll just pick a fight with said rivals another time.

[gay-ghostwriter]

HAPP BIRTHDAAAA!!!!! Can you give us five random facts about each of your OCs?

Thank you!!!

Dante Olympios: (Disney Descendants)

-Dante is a pyromaniac, it's a child of Hades thing

-If Hades wasn't living on the Isle of the Lost, Dante would have his own imp minion (I like to think it'd be named "Agony")

-He's actually kind of afraid of Zeus and Hercules

-He built his guitar out of scrap metal and shoe strings. He doesn't actually know how to play a real guitar

-Ben had to find fireproof bedsheets for Dante's room before the VKs came to Auradon

Quinn Heart: (Disney Descendants)

-She was originally supposed to be a daughter of Gaston named Gabriella, and her story arc would've been about learning that she doesn't have to be a perfect housewife

-Quinn is afraid of animals. All animals. Even the cute ones.

-She does not know how to play croquet! The Queen of Hearts refused to play with actual wooden croquet mallets

-Quinn is the only one of the VKs who is actually close to their parents. The King and Queen were very doting, they just failed in other areas

-She's a lesbian but doesn't figure it out before coming to Auradon because she was raised to believe that princesses had to marry princes (no one ever told her about marrying for love)

Britches Anarcy: (Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt)

-Younger brother of Panty and Stocking, and got kicked out of heaven for being a bloodthirsty rage machine

-He can turn pants into a battleaxe

-Britches, unlike his sisters, actually tries to act like an angel. And he can pull it off, until something makes him mad

-His song on the soundtrack would be called "Trigger Happy"

-Britches and his sisters do not get along. They call him "Bitches" and tease him, he thinks he's better than them but really isn't.

Midas: (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss)

-Son of Mammon, he's like an evil version of Charlie

-Uptight, stuffy, overly formal. Corrupt business executive aesthetic

-He was responsible for Loo Loo Land, and is constantly trying to one up the other princes of hell

-Currently building his own hotel in Pentagram City that acts as the opposite of Charlie's

-Has a thing for Angel Dust, who can't remember him, despite meeting multiple times

Dean of the Fur Kingdom: (Cursed Princess Club)

-Actually listens to Prez's lectures on politics

-The Fur Kingdom has strict laws against magic, which is why no one tried to fix Dean's antler curse

-Like an actual deer, he's easily startled and runs away from problems (and social interaction)

-He does not care about getting his curse lifted, and is happy being a member of the club

-Saffron doesn't know Dean has a crush on him, or that Dean exists, because they've never spoken

Jordan Zaman: (Young Justice)

-Superhero name is "Loki Liesmith", his power is copying other people's powers (like Rogue from the X Men)

-Terminally online zoomer, he's very quiet and tries not to draw attention to himself as a civilian, but hams it up as a hero

-Falls in love easily

-Obsessed with a webcomic called "Pantheon High", which reimagines various gods as angsty high schoolers. His favorite character is the comic's version of Loki

-secretly (to even himself) destined to become a supervillain named Ragnarok, who ends up killing Doctor Fate

Clair Maxwell: (Young Justice)

-Superhero name "Ember", Homo Magi with fire magic

-She's afraid of fire! Oops

-Parents gave up their magic when they moved from Africa to America, were hoping Clair wouldn't have any if they pretended they never did

-Always has her nose in a book, and will read anything that involves swordfighting women (she's a sword lesbian)

-Doesn't know how to take compliments

[jokerfan99]

My Top 10 Favorite Anime Villainesses by DarkChild316

Evil has never looked this good! Hello everyone and welcome to my list of my FAVORITE, not the best, but my favorite anime villainesses of all-time. So, I've had the luxury of watching and revisiting a lot of anime recently with everything that's been going on, and there’s been quite a few villainous ladies that have caught my eye, so I figured I should give it a go and do a list of My Favorite Anime Villainesses. So, with that said, here's my list:

#10. Diva (Blood+): This was one of the first anime I remember watching as a young kid, and this lovely lady easily caught my eye more than anyone else in the entire show. I can honestly say that I felt that Diva was more relatable than her sister Saya was (my opinion people, just saying) mostly due to her backstory and how she was kept locked away for most of her life while Saya was treated like a princess. I will admit that her rape and murder of Riku was shocking and it did piss me off a bit, but she ultimately won me over again with her treatment of her unborn children at the end when I got to see the caring side of her that I hadn't seen from her towards anyone else, including her own Chevaliers. Ultimately, Diva is one of my favorite tragic villains of all-time.

#9. Mugino Shizuri (A Certain Magical Index):  Don't let the beautiful supermodel looks and gorgeous frame of this buxom beauty fool you. Mugino Shizuri is a woman who's looks are only matched by her ability to physically melt people's heads off. Add to that the fact that she's a total basket case who slowly devolved into a cold-blooded murderer who was willing to kill her own ITEM teammates for even the slightest betrayal, and you my friend have a recipe for a..."beautiful disaster" (that is an excellent pun, sit down somewhere!)

#8. Annie Leonhardt (Attack on Titan): Attack on Titan is a show I've recently started getting into and it's cast of characters really capture my imagination. One of the characters that really stands out to me is Annie, not just because she uses one of my favorite fighting styles in Muay Thai kickboxing (which she uses to devastating effect), but also in her introverted and isolated personality which serves as almost a dark mirror of Mikasa Ackerman. In a world full of terrifying monsters in human form, Annie sticks out as the most unsettling because of how coldly apathetic she remains to her individual actions as a double agent sent to wipe out humanity, and one can never truly tell if she might shake your hand or snap your neck.

#7. Rize Kamishiro (Tokyo Ghoul): Poor Kaneki, it really looked like he'd found the girl of his dreams when he met Rize Kamishiro. She was stunningly beautiful, mature, well-read, and seemed to be genuinely interested in him. Alas, he was soon to learn the harsh reality behind this beautiful face, as she lured him in, only to literally take a bite out of his heart (or neck, depending on how you want to look at it). As it turned out, Kaneki's 'dream girl' is actually a nightmarish ghoul with a ravenous taste for human flesh, and poor Kaneki was on the menu. If not for some steel beams falling on top of her, there likely wouldn't have been anything left of the poor guy.

#6. Raynare (Highschool DXD): Now take everything I just described about Rize and add just a touch of sadism, and you get this fallen angel beauty. Honestly, that's how I've always viewed Raynare's character, as a far more sadistic version of Rize Kamishiro, and when you look at then two, it's not hard to see the similarities between the two: Both manipulated and betrayed the respective male leads of their respective anime by posing as sweet, gentle, kind and shy young women; both are incredibly sadistic, manipulative, and ruthless, and most of all, both continued to haunt Kanenki and Issei even after their deaths due to their betrayals. Although I'd say that Raynare is just a bit more psychotic and sadistic than Rize is, which puts her slightly higher on my list. Also, major bonus points for Rayare's light-based abilities that serve as a great foil to her sinister personality.

#5. Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa): OH I FUCKING LOVE THIS WOMAN! If ever there was a title for "craziest bitch on the block", Junko would take that title and then laugh about it in your face. What other woman would be crazy enough to set up a series of sadistic killing games that would make Jigsaw stand up in appreciation under the guise of a sadistic teddy bear, murder their own twin sister, and even axe off THEMSELVES when their plans go awry! Yeah, Junko is crazier than your average bird, but damn if that doesn't make her all the more appealing, doesn't hurt that she's hot as hell either!

#4. Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood): Well it's really all right there in her name isn't it! One of the Seven Homunculi, an artificially-created human being infused with a Philosopher's Stone, Lust encapsulates everything that is both alluring and dangerous about her given Sin. Her sensual voice, body, and nature can bring any man to their knees, traits she's more than willing to use to further Father and the Homunculus's goals. And when her target's usefulness is done, they usually find themselves on the receiving end of one of Lust's razor-sharp nails. Unfortunately for her, as hot as she may be, Roy Mustang's flames were even hotter!!!

#3. Cinder Fall (RWBY): When I first started watching RWBY, Cinder was one of the characters that caught my attention almost immediately. The way she played the role of being the ruthless master manipulator just enthralled me like I'd never seen before. I'd seen great manipulators in anime before, but Cinder had the feel of almost an expert chess player, manipulating the pieces around her, and always staying two steps ahead of everyone else in her attempts to checkmate the King. But wat truly sold me on Cinder as a detestable villain, was two incidents in particular, and I think every RWBY fan knows what I'm talking about: Her murder of Pyrrha Nikos, and her attempted murder of Weiss Schnee. Those two incidents to me added a touch of sadism to her character and put her over the top as a truly great villain in my eyes. Oh, and it also helps that she's a total pyromaniac with Fall Maiden powers that can roast you like a Thanksgiving turkey. Yeah, definitely NOT the kind of woman you want to get on her bad side.

#2. Medusa Gorgon (Soul Eater): Ah yes, Medusa! The only woman who could make Orochimaru lust for her (and I'll fight anyone who disagrees with that statement!) But in all seriousness, I can see why people often compare Medusa to Orochimaru as the similarities between the two are incredibly stunning: Both have an affinity for snakes; both are genius scientists with a total lack of care for human life; Both have shown an ability to jump from one body to another, like a snake shedding its skin; and both have shown the ability to manipulate almost anyone to their cause. What makes Medusa even more unique however is her treatment of her own child Crona, treating Crona as a mindless killer and never showing any real form of love or emotion towards her own child except when that child can help further her own twisted desires. Yeah, Medusa definitely won't be winning any "Parent of the Year" awards.

#1. Esdeath (Akame ga Kill): Admit it! You KNEW it was gonna be this woman didn't you, c'mon now! Anyone doing a list of their favorite anime villainesses that DOESN'T make Esdeath #1 is just wrong! She's got everything you could ever want from a great villainess: She's a total sadist with a Social Darwinist personality and a total lack of empathy for humankind. She's incredibly powerful with her mastery over ice thanks to her Teigu "Demon's Extract"; Plus she's a woman who lives for her love of conflict, and her love of Tatsumi (lucky bastard!) Add to that the fact that she registers a perfect 10 in sexiness, and you've got a recipe for my favorite female anime villain!

So that's my list, what did you guys think about it? Love it, hated it? Go on and tell me what you think and let me know who your favorite anime villains are. See you soon!

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[hyoubusqueenofespers-moved]

Kyousuke Hyoubu + Shadow Angel Self Ship Headcanons!

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Since I’m in a headcanon kind of mood, I have created some new Kyousuke Hyoubu and Shadow Angel (Hyoubu x Azusa), aka the Zettai Karen Children power couple.

Headcanons:

* Hyoubu and Azusa are considered to be the Most Dangerous Esper Crime Duo In The Underworld (Hyoubu says their team name of him and Azusa as a duo is known as Shadow Angel). Combining their incredible powers and strength, their great intelligence, their unmatched teamwork and synergy, and their strong and unbreakable love; devotion; and trust for one another; Hyoubu and Azusa have proven to be an absolute power couple in the eyes of their enemies, having decimated many enemy criminal empires; get away with various crimes and stealthily avoiding authorities; easily take on enemies with a lethal yet synchronized fighting style. Due to this, Hyoubu and Azusa are sometimes referred to as ‘The Power Couple from Hell’. Due to how much of a threat Hyoubu and Azusa are as a duo, many people try to avoid them as much as possible and are wanted in several countries for their undying criminal record.

* Hyoubu likes gushing about Azusa a lot and often reminds others how much he loves Azusa, which he does towards PANDRA members to even strangers. He is often seen calling Azusa cute nicknames and like call Azusa “King” and reminds Azusa that he is “His King”. Even during battle, when taunting/teasing his opponents, Hyoubu is still calling Azusa cute nicknames.

• Hyoubu has created official PANDRA merchandise of Azusa such as plushies and a couples keychain featuring Hyoubu and Azusa. Whenever someone new joins PANDRA, Hyoubu is always handing out the couples keychain of him and Azusa.

* Hyoubu loves to treat Azusa like a king as well, treating him to very lavish clothes and meals. He evens buys Azusa a throne for when Azusa and him become kings, they’ll be able to sit on it even has a top hat with a king crown attached to the hat reserved solely for Azusa.

* In one of the predictions, a few seconds prior to the war starting, Hyoubu is seen accompanying Azusa now, recognized as King of Eternal Darkness, sometimes called King of Espers, on their throne watching the events unfold on a large building roof.

* Hyoubu is a wholesome and protective father to his daughters, Dominique and Yugiri, who is often seen calling princesses and loves them to bits. He’s also very protective of them as well as Hyoubu assigns three of PANDRA’s strongest esper bodyguards, known as Protectors of The Princesses, assigned to accompany and protect Dominique at all times and prevent her from being harmed by outside forces, engaging in fights with those who intend to do so; whenever Dominique is traveling outside of PANDRA to do things such as shopping or getting ice cream when Hyoubu and Azusa are too busy to do so.

* Speaking of protective father, Hyoubu is incredibly protective of his daughters and whenever he learns that one of the girls gets hurt; Hyoubu does everything in his power to find their attacker, even getting his hands dirty just to find them. Once Hyoubu finds them, Hyoubu becomes incredibly terrifying in the eyes of his enemy and rains hell upon them, inducing fear upon his foe for hurting those he loves and has absolutely no problem with killing anyone who hurts his daughters, ensuring that NOBODY is allowed to hurt his kids and get away with it.

* Hyoubu doesn’t mind getting his hands dirty for Azusa. Same for Azusa.

* Both Hyoubu and Azusa have positively influenced each other and motivate each other in dynamic ways.

* Hyoubu has a cruise ship and submarine that he owns to sometimes use for PANDRA HQ. Hyoubu names the cruise ship after Azusa, calling the boat “Eternal Darkness” while he calls the submarine “Pyromania”. Eternal Darkness is the name of Azusa’s alias as king while Pyromania is a reference to his daughter’s name when she becomes the Princess of espers. The submarine originally didn’t have a name at first but once he become a father, he ends up dedicating the submarine to Dominique.

* Despite Hyoubu being incredibly powerful, Azusa only felt calm and collected whenever he’s with Hyoubu. Though Hyoubu is very powerful, Azusa has never shown fear towards Hyoubu at all, even when Hyoubu is intimidating his enemies and showing his powers. An example of this comfort is Hyoubu is when Azusa sees Hyoubu in his Unlimited Mode for the first time. Despite Unlimited Mode Hyoubu being strong enough to destroy aircraft with his energy sword and destroy entire buildings, Azusa only remained calm and affectionate to him despite Hyoubu’s immense power. Azusa even hugged Hyoubu while in this mode. Hyoubu, despite being in Unlimited Mode, never harmed Azusa and even though Azusa was incredibly comfortable in the presence of Unlimited Hyoubu, still asked Azusa if he feels comfortable and safe and Azusa said to Hyoubu “I’m good, in fact, I feel perfectly fine around you Hyoubu. I love you and I know you so well, I know, even with all this power, you’ll never ever hurt me the same way that the people of my past have done to me.”

* Hyoubu also is very calm and composed whenever Azusa takes the form of a kitsune up to 7’9”/236 cm tall. So Azusa has a 7 ft Kitsune form which he turns into usually when he feels Hyoubu or family is threatened or when greatly injured Hyoubu in some way. However, Azusa doesn’t have good control as a nine tailed Kitsune when snapped so he destroys everything his path till Hyoubu calms him down. When Azusa used to take this form before joining PANDRA, people shot Azusa with guns so they could render him unconscious and sometimes even had like electric collars so when Azusa wanted to transform, his electric collar shocked him whenever he did so. Hyoubu witnesses Azusa turn into a Kitsune when someone threatened to kill Hyoubu and Azusa snaps at them for his husband being threatened in such a way and mauled him as a kitsune. However, there was an issue. Kitsune Azusa is hard for Azusa to transform back from while angered as he usually has a beast-like mind when doing so. Hyoubu, instead of hurting Azusa as a kitsune, goes up to Azusa and pets him despite this giant kitsune being as large as a building and having just mauled someone to death. Along with Hyoubu petting him, Hyoubu praises and compliments Azusa so much, telling Azusa is is very adorable fox. Hyoubu remains extremely composed and doesn’t exhibit fear to the giant fox. This causes Azusa to calm down and turn back. Whenever Azusa transforms back from giant fox, Azusa always collapses and Hyoubu knowing that Azusa used the last of his energy on his opponent, Hyoubu always tells Azusa “You did very well My Azusa, please take some time to rest.”

* One of the reasons why Hyoubu wants to take over the world to create an esper society with Azusa as his King, asides from esper rights, is so Azusa doesn’t get hurt and live in a state of fear and hatred ever again. Hyoubu doesn’t want Azusa to suffer again and he believes that if Hyoubu achieves his goal, he believes Azusa can live happily without having to worry about being traumatized ever again. Azusa shares this same belief for Hyoubu too, he wants Hyoubu to create a new society is so that Hyoubu, his family, and PANDRA can live in a world where they don’t have to be in a constant state of fear and such.

* Hyoubu is the very first person in Azusa’s life and how through Hyoubu, Hyoubu viewed Azusa as he looked at Azusa more than just some monstrous esper assassin. tells Azusa he has such outstanding powers when Azusa tells Hyoubu that his power is garbage, learns the feelings of love and compassion as well as being able to finally express his emotions; things that Azusa never had gotten a chance to experience prior to meetinh Hyoubu; and Hyoubu; despite being a criminal; is always seen showcasing love and concern for Azusa, always asking them if they’re ok before engaging on missions. Azusa always makes sure that his lover is feeling well and comfortable.

* Azusa starts to feel comfortable with his powers once he settled into P.A.N.D.R.A. However, Azusa wasn’t always like this. In fact, even when Azusa first joined PANDRA. Azusa used to hate being an esper and Like even Azusa still kept onto his limiter even after leaving his former group and even after leaving, he still allowed the shock of his collar limiter hurt his body whenever he wanted to activate his powers because he thought he deserved it. His former group used to do this to Azusa and that’s how they got him into obeying them for so long. One day, Hyoubu hears Azusa’s screams from subjecting himself to his painful limiter. Hyoubu showcases concern for Azusa and Hyoubu’s expression was a saddening one. Hyoubu asked Azusa what’s wrong and why he is subjecting himself to such painful methods. Azusa tells Hyoubu how he subjects himself to the pain of his Limiter believing that he deserves the pain he has gotten and even called himself a “brainless monster” believing no one would love someone weak and unlovable like him. He also tells Hyoubu that this is the only way Azusa could control his powers. However, Hyoubu greatly disagrees with Azusa and tells Azusa “He isn’t a monster and even tells Azusa that he’s much stronger than a monster. Hyoubu also tells Azusa that he admires his powers, his bravery for overcoming his traumatizing past, and reminds Azusa that Hyoubu loves Azusa a lot and believes the espers that Hyoubu and Azusa will ally with down the road will love him greatly and view him as their King. Hyoubu tells Azusa that he no longer has to hold back his powers any longer, reminding Azusa formed PANDRA in the first place so Azusa could use his powers openly without being seen as a monster, and even tells Azusa he is freely allowed to use his powers in PANDRA and even tells Azusa that if he wants to learn how to use his powers, Hyoubu offers him a lessons to do so. After that, Hyoubu hugs Azusa and ends up removing the Limiter from Azusa and spends the rest of the day comforting him.

* When Hyoubu and Azusa started dating, Azusa was very slow to Hyoubu’s romantic affection and didn’t quite understand the traditions of romantic holidays such as White Day. After all, this is the first time Azusa has ever shown romantic love for someone before and was very clueless on holidays to the point that Azusa learned that Halloween was a holiday after escaping. However, even though it took Azusa a long time to learn these things and was slow when it came to romance, Azusa was never afraid to learn these things and in fact; Azusa was fascinated with how people experience romantic love for each other. One of those times where Azusa learns about the traditions of how people show romantic love is Valentines Days. Weeks prior to Valentines Day, Azusa notices, people are buying very expensive chocolate and Azusa was wondering why every one was buying so much of it, someone was like “Chocolate is a very gift you give to loved ones. If the person you love is your lover, you give them expensive chocolates and such. Sometimes, lovers show their love for someone even further by buying them giant bears and cards.” After Azusa hears about, Azusa is like “Alrighty that makes sense now. I’ll give Hyoubu so many chocolates and gifts!” so Azusa commissions a chocolatier to make him four boxes of high quality expensive V-Day chocolate, buys a giant fox plush that has “I Love Hyoubu.” embroidered on the fur and has a heart plush in its mouth, buys a giant bouquet of roses, and bought half of V-Day cards in stock in his local department store to the point that half of the rows were empty. Everyone thought Azusa was nuts but Azusa was like “You guys said you give gifts to your lover so I did.” On V-Day, Azusa shows off all the gifts Hyoubu bought him. Hyoubu was only surprised by this because Hyoubu didn’t know Azusa went shopping heavily for gifts. Azusa tells Hyoubu that “I learned that Valentines Day is a day where you show strong romance feelings to your lover and one of those ways is buying them gifts so I thought, I would do the same.” Azusa tells Hyoubu. This causes Hyoubu to smile happily and look at Azusa with much love in his eyes. Hyoubu replies with “Azusa, I will always love you with all my heart and that makes me happy!” Hyoubu compliments and praises Azusa for learning about Valentine Day’s and showing a lot love for him.

* Azusa has a made a promise to Hyoubu that if Hyoubu starts to get crippled and stuff due to his old age, Azusa refuses to leave him. Instead, Azusa takes care of him in his state of old age and helps Hyoubu around such as Azusa helping Hyoubu eat his meals and walk around the house since sometime soon, Hyoubu will no longer be able to do those things on his own anymore and Azusa wants to make sure that he is loved and cared for. Hyoubu is Azusa’s dearest treasure and wants Hyoubu to know that.

[pkmnsdarkqueen]

Karen’s pokemon as people

Drake -Team Leader (The necklace is as close to a blue bandana as I could get)

-Looks both tough and squishy, is actually very cuddly

-Prefers to wear exclusively leather

-Despite his tough attire he talks rather posh

Garnet -Second in charge

-Looks like she’d stab you and will stab you

-Usually has a random bruise, and always armed

-Is the loner dragged to socialize 

Trouble -In charge by senority

-Looks like a sweet bean, has already stolen your wallet

-ADHD fam, and the shiny object joke works

-Makes pillow forts for fun no matter how old he is

Kush -Not allowed to be in charge

-Is a guy, but confidently wears whatever he wants

-Does not take care of his hair

-Gives the same advice every time

Tilla -The princess

-Always trying new hairstyles and fashion

-The mom of the group

-Drinks far too much tea

Ishi -The first in the ‘school’ trio

-The jock that used to be a nerd

-LOUD!!!

-Gotta get them gains bro

Champ -Second in the ‘school’ trio

-NERD who got randomly adopted by the popular kids thanks to jock friend

-Will go support his friends events but also brings a book to read

-Takes so many vitamins

Star-Last in the ‘school’ trio

-E girl

-Def that reformed popular kid who’s still overly critical sometimes

-Uses her looks to get away with things

Moltana -Does her own thing, will listen to Garnet

-You call it arson she calls it....arson

-Pyromaniac for sure, and just wants to watch flames

-Doesn’t like talking

Clem -Old man but fairly new

-Thankful to be there

-Tires easily

-Everyone’s comforter

Scooby -A child....no actually baby

-Funniest joke is sticking his tongue out and making a face

-Jumps out to scare people often

-Emotions can be a rollercoaster some days

Crisp -Still trying to figure out his role

-That one kid that came back from summer break hot AF

-Always has a question cause he’s spacing out or being clueless alot

-Likes to go fast tho

Romanee -Some times is simply tolerated

-Looks like he stole your wallet, actually stole your lunch

-Thinks he’s hot shit

-Gets punched the most

[risingphoenixrpg]

TAKMA ADLAR

Bu listede bulunan takma adlar yalnızca profillerinize renk katmanız açısından sizlere sunduğumuz bir seçenektir. Formda bulunan takma ad kısmını doldurmanız zorunlu olmamakla beraber, aynı takma adı birden fazla kişinin kullanması mümkün değildir. 

The Airhead

The Alcoholic

The Artist

The Ass

The Badass

The Bad Influence

The Basketcase

The Bitch

The Bookworm

The Cheerleaders

The Class Clown

The Class Joke

The Cynic

Daddy’s Girl

The Dangerous One

The Dealer

The Demon

The Dork

The Drama Nerd

The Drama Queen

The Dreamer

The Druggie

The Dumb Blonde

The Emo

The Fake

The Feisty One

The Freak

The Flirt

The Fuckboy

The Girl next Door

The Good-for-Nothing

The Good Girl gone Bad

The Goodie-Goodie Two-Shoes

The Gossip

The Goth

The Golden Girl

The Head Bitch

The Heartbreaker

The Hipster

The Innocent One

The Jerk

The Jock

The Judgmental One

The Liar

The Lonely One

The Man Eater

The Manipulative One

The Naive One

The Narcissist

The Nerd

The Nervous Wreck

The Nobody

The Outcast

The Photographer

The Player

The Populars

The Princess

Prince Charming

The Prom Queen

The Pushover

The Queen Bee

The Risk-Taker

The Runaway

The Rebel

The Sarcastic One

The Sassy One

The Seductress

The Sex Addict

The Skater Boy/Girl

The Slacker

The Slut

The Spoiled Rich Kid

The Stoner

The Stuck Up One

The Tease

The Temptress

The Whore

The Womanizer

The Writer

The Activist

The Acosmist

The Addict

The Adventurer

The Aggressive One

The Altruist

The Angel

The Animal Lover

The Antisocial One

The Anti-Villian

The Anti-Hero

The Aquaphile

The Architect

The Assassin

The Atheist

The Athlete

The Attention Seeker

The Attention Whore

The Atelophobic One

The Band Nerd

The Beauty Guru

The Beauty Queen

The Beserker

The Betrayed

The Bible Thumper

The Bibliophile

The Big Kid

The Big Baby

The Blogger

The Bohemian One

The Brain

The Broken-Hearted

The Broken Bird

The Burn-Out

The Caretaker

The Certified Genius

The Challenger

The Cheater

The China Doll

The Clinophile

The Cock Tease

The Comedian

The Compulsive Liar

The Conspiracy Theorist

The Cosplayer

The Crackhead

The Criminal

The Critic

The Crowd Pleaser

The Curmudgeon

The Damsel in Distress

The Decoy Damsel

The Drag Queen

The Desperate One

The Deviant

The Devil

The Devote Catholic

The Dirtbag

The English Rose

The Enigma

The Equalizer

The Fallen Princess

The Fan Girl/Boy

The Fashionista

The Femme Fatale

The Free Spirit

The Friend

The Flaky One

The Flower Child

The Fly on the Wall

The Follower

The Fool

The Fragile Flower

The Gambler

The Gamer

The Gang Leader

The Gang Member

Geek Charming

The Glamour Puss

The Good At Heart

The Good Samaritan

The Green Monster

The Groupie

The Guardian Angel

The Gullible One

The Health Freak

The Hedonist

The Hell-Raiser

The Hero

The Hippie

The Holier-Than-Thou One

The Hopeless Romantic

The Humble One

The Hyper-Critical One

The Idealist

The Inspirer

The Journalist

The Know-It-All

The Ladykiller

The Lazy One

The Libertarian

The Lionheart 

The Lone Wolf

The Lost Cause

The Lucky One

The Manipulator

The Masochist/Sadist

The Maverick

The Minion

The Miracle Worker

The Mosher

The Mother Hen

The Motivator

The Movie Buff

The Nature Lover

The Neat Freak

The Nefelibata

The New Kid

The Oddball

The Optimist

The Opportunistic One

The Old Soul

The Organized One

The Party Animal

The Passionate One

The Peace Keeper

The People Pleaser

The Pessimist

The Playboy Bunny

The Positive One

The Pothead

The Philophobic

The Photographer

The Prima Donna

The Progenitor

The Prostitute

The Psychopath

The Puppet Master

The Pyromaniac

The Raconteur

The Reckless One

The Ring Leader

The Robot

The Rogue

The Scientist

The Secret Weapon

The Selfless

The Sensualist

The Schmoozer

The Sidekick

The Singer

The Skirt Chaser

The Social Butterfly

The Socialite

The Social Reject

The Sociopath

The Soldier

The Songbird

The Southern Belle

The Stripper

The Sweetheart

The Teacher’s Pet

The Technology-Savvy One

The Teen Queen

The Theoligist

The Thief

The Thalassophile

The Time-bomb

The Tragic Rose

The Traveller

The Trickster

The Troubled Soul

The Trust-Fund Baby

The Tyrant

The Vegan

The Visionary

The Wannabe-Popular

The Wallflower

The Wild-Card

The Wiz

The Workaholic

The Unlucky One

The Unruly One

The Vagabond

The Valedictorian

The Vegetarian

The Vigilante

The Vintage Queen

The Vlogger

The Youtube Star

The 80’s Kid