#chickvain

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What's wrong with pineapple on pizza, ChickVain?

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To everyone: Favorite pizza toppings?

⛅: "I don't really care."

🌑: "No pepperoni, just cheese."

💫: "Eh..do I have to pick-?"

🌩: "EXTRA!!!!!!!!!"

💔: "I dunno..veggies? I suppose?"

🥣: "I don't like pizza."

🥀: "I mean..uhm..I'll have to go with Nervosa.."

🕯: *On a piece of paper: "..pineapple"*

💫: "GET OUT--"

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ChickVain × MewMoon × EroBear, please.

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PolarDay: HI THERE!!

MewMoon: Uh..PolarDay..who is this?

PolarDay: SHUT UP, MOONY!! JUST BE POLITE!!

MewMoon: I don't--

ChickVain: Ugh, BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!! Don't you have anything better to do with your life?

Nervosa Boara: N-Now, now--

PolarDay: CHICKVAIN, THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO PEOPLE!! ESPECIALLY TO THE LEADER!!

ChickVain: UGH, I SWEAR TO-- YOU NEVER GET ON TO ANXI!? *points to Anxi AnxiePhant*

PolarDay: WELL THAT'S BECAUSE--

*Insert ChickVain and PolarDay arguing*

EroBear ClingBug: Uhm..CynesCorn?

CynesCorn: Y-Yeah..?

EroBear ClingBug: I think Anxi is having an anxiety attack again...poor guy..

CynesCorn: Well..I guess that's normal nowadays..

Anxi AnxiePhant: ...

Hyper Hare: Why are 'Vain and Polar arguing again-?

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙰𝚜𝚔 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚐!

Basically the Smiling Critters, but with muted color pallettes and mental illnesses/disorders! I changed their names, too, along with their pendants!

The is the official blog for a random Smiling Critters AU I thought of! What's their backstory? Why do they have these mental challenges? That's for you to find out!

Rules:

Please don't sexualize them or smth like that, yk what I mean

I do allow suggestive jokes or smth like that

No racists, homophobics, haters, etc

Ship art is allowed! (In fact I'm a multishipper, you might find me making ship art of them

Magic anons are also allowed, please just don't overdo it

You can harm them, just not severely (exp: you can't kill them, rip their arm off, stab their chest, etc)! I'd like it if it was just a silly slap or smth (for just silly content)

If you'd like to make an OC in my AU, tag me in it!! I wanna see!! :D

If you have anymore questions, ask!!

Warnings! This blog could contain:

Blood/gore (idk how to draw gore do most likely not gore 😔)

Angst/lore

Suggestive jokes and stuff

Swearing

Maybe stuff related to fear?

I am originally an sfw tickle blog, though I don't rly post sfw tickle stuff often

My OG blog:

PolarDay

Behold, the leader of this mentally unstable friendgroup! PolarDay is always there to help his friends in tough situations. In fact, he never takes a break in being the leader! He claims he has never cracked under the pressure.

Mental illness/disorder(s): bipolar, smiling depression (moderate)

Pronouns: he/they

Pendant: cloudy sun

Scent: fruity sherbert

MewMoon

MewMoon is your grumpy, sleepy kitty. Though he is normally calm and friendly, due to not getting enough sleep, he's especially grumpy.

Mental illness/disorder(s): every sleeping thing you can think of. (Exp: insomnia, restless leg syndrome, sleep paralysis, ETC)

Pronouns: he/him

Pendant: new moon

Scent: grape

ChickVain

The narcissist of the friend group. While always being cocky and overly confident, ChickVain does have a soft spot, yet he doesn't have it for anyone. It'd have to be a really special person for him to show his soft side.

Mental illness/disorder(s): narcissistic personality disorder, depression (mild), trust issues (not rly a mental illness/disorder but eh)

Pronouns: he/him

Pendant: shooting star

Scent: lemon

Anxi AnxiePhant

Always overthinking and overreacting, Anxi AnxiePhant is a troubled encounter. That's not his fault, though! He's just constantly in panic. In fact, his pupils are just scribbles from his constant distress. It'd be pretty rare to see him speak to anyone at all, so don't expect to hear anything from him. For some reason, he has thought his friends were replaced with imposters a few times before.

Mental illness/disorder(s): anxiety (severe), PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder), depression (severe), derealization/depersonalization

Pronouns: he/him

Pendant: candle (it's lit if his anxiety is spiked. The bigger the flame, the higher the anxiety levels)

Scent: blackberry

EroBear ClingBug

This bear may be sweet and cuddly, but she's very...clingy. Don't expect her to leave the others alone. She's the kind to make any excuse for hanging out. Her love language is physical affection, so watch out! Her hugs are tight!!

Mental illness/disorder(s): erotomania (thinking someone of a higher social class is in love w/ you), BPD (borderline personality disorder), obsessive love disorder

Pronouns: she/her

Pendant: cracked heart

Scent: cherry

Nervosa Boara

She has a habit of eating questionable things, especially when stressed. However, she's started to make these questionable things the only stuff she eats. Nervosa Boara, while caring and willing to be there for her friends, is a little distant, and tries hard to tolerate jerks.

Mental illness/disorder(s): pica, anorexia, bad self-esteem, depression (moderate)

Pronouns: she/they

Pendant: corn starch

Scent: dragon fruit

CynesCorn

CynesCorn, while being very quiet, isn't as quiet as Bubba. Though, she is shy and nervous, always making excuses to not visit social and huge events. She's always willing to draw something for her friends, though it's sometimes difficult for her.

Mental illness/disorder(s): social anxiety moderate), synesthesia (not a mental thingymabob but 🤷‍), depression (mild), PTSD (moderate), Walking Corpse Syndrome

Pronouns: she/he/they

Pendant: wilted flower

Scent: blueberry

Hyper Hare

While being an energetic rabbit, Hyper Hare may be a little too energetic. She doesn't really have any self control, talks and runs a lot, and never really pays attention. She also doesn't seem to get how some things she says are kinda rude. Exp: "Ugh! You are so boring! Can't you be a little more useful?"

Mental illness/disorder(s): high-functioning autism (not necessarily a disorder/illness), ADHD, depression (mild)

Pronouns: she/her

Pendant: thundercloud

Scent: lime

Have fun interacting with them!

(Ignore all the tags, this is how I manage to get noticed 😞)

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Hello everyone!! Hiiiii!! My name is Eggooooo

This is my first question, so lemme keep it tame….

What are y’all’s favourite pastime/hobbies?? :]

If you don’t mind answering.

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The Mental Critters meeting the Smiling Critters

PolarDay and DogDay

⛅: "HIII! :D"

🌞: "Oop-- hi there, buddy! :D"

*5 minutes later*

🌞: "Uh..are you okay?"

⛅: "Noooo.. :("

MewMoon and CatNap

🌑:

🌙:

ChickVain and Kickin Chicken

💫: "Ayyyy ;>"

⭐: "AAYYYYY >:D"

Anxi AnxiePhant and Bubba BubbaPhant

💡: "Oh--" *Wave :D*

🕯: *Blink* "..." *Wave*

EroBear ClingBug and Bobby BearHug

💔: *Aggressive surprise hug*

❣️: "AaaAAH-- oh-- hiiii :3" *Huggies back*

CynesCorn and CraftyCorn

🥀: "..would you...like to-- draw-?"

🌸: "Sure!"

*Insert girls night*

Nervosa Boara and Picky Piggy

🍎: "So, what do you like to eat?"

🥣: "Cornstarch."

🍎: "I beg your pardon--"

Hyper Hare and Hoppy Hopscotch

⚡: "Yooo, wanna have a race? ;]"

🌩: "HELL YEAH!!"

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*Gives y'all this and runs*

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Hi there! I'm new to your blog and I love it so far! To all the critters: If you could have magic powers for one day, what powers would they be?

⛅: "Your turn, DeeDee!"

🪡: "Do I even count-?'

⛅: "Of course ya do!!"

🪡: "Uhm..healing?"

[Also thanks anon! I'm glad u like]

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favorite songs guys?

⛅: "Mr. Blue Sky!!"

🌑: "4ÆM."

💫: "Shut Me Up is cool."

💔: "Cupid!"

🥀: "..Bruno Is Orange.."

🥣: "Butchers Vanity, I suppose."

🌩: "CATCHIT!!,

🕯: *Writes "Dumb Dumb"*

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EroBear ClingBug×Anxi AnxiePhant (CrackledCandle)

Nervosa Boara×CynesCorn (CornFlower)

Hyper Hare×PolarDay (HyperDay)

ChickVain×Anxi AnxiePhant (ShootingFlame)

PolarDay×Anxi AnxiePhant (CloudyCandle)

Nervosa Boara×Hyper Hare (SpeedJunk)

EroBear ClingBug×CynesCorn (WiltedHeart)

Let me know all the ones I forgot

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To ChickVain: Do you ever think you're not as great as you say you are?

💫: "I'm ALWAYS great and I know it!"

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Lets play a mental game with all of the mental critters. You guys are handed out a test of puzzles. The first one with the most amount of passed questions total gets to go be the team captain and the last one with the last critter with the most questions incorrect loses. Only 3 critters be the team captain and pick who they want to pick. Each member of each team will get trivia on certain topics like Art, Science, Math, Geography, ELA, etc. Who loses LOSES. The last critters remanding should be the winners! Let the game begin

⛅: "Ooh, sounds fun! What do you think, MewMoon?"

🌑: "...this is stupid."

💫: *Shrugs* "Sure. It's not like I have anything else better to do."

🕯: *Nods*

💔: "Let's do it! :D"

🥀: "..I guess.."

🥣: "Meh."

🌩: "YEAHH!!"

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But ChickVain, pineapple adds sweetness to the pizza if you have toppings that makes the pizza spicy or salty. You can even add tomatoes as toppings too.

💫: "I DON'T LIKE SWEET PIZZA!?"

🪡: "Vain, please--"

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What's everyone's favorite place to be whenever they're alone?

PolarDay - Waterpark

MewMoon - Hotel

ChickVain - Rage room

Anxi AnxiePhant - Library

EroBear ClingBug - Flower field

Hyper Hare - Running track

CynesCorn - Park

Nervosa Boara - Bakery

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ChickVain and Hyper, which one of you would win an arm-wrestling contest?

🌩: "You can barely lift a 5lb weight--"

💫: "SHUT THE FUCK UP--"