#chicken bone

[archiemcphee]

Itty Bitty Trash

You need tweezers to pick up this litter!

Scattering some Itty Bitty Trash makes it looks like fairies have been littering. That miniature world in your imagination is far too tidy! We’ve solved that problem with Itty Bitty Trash. You get 10 pieces of trash. Everything from a banana peel to a crushed water bottle made from soft vinyl.

[sugarfreekissu]

chicken bone

[simplyelvis]

ELVIS 2022 vs reality

[thechaoticgingers]

Teeth

[fieriframes]

[-All chicken bone? -Just backs and necks.]

[idksan]

Chicken bone

[tickleinvaforums]

What actress choked on a chicken bone in Big Stone Gap VA? From the Archives: In 1978, Elizabeth Taylor choked on a chicken bone in a Big Stone Virginia restaurant. Akota Farm in VA was home to Elizabeth Taylor and John Warner in the 1970s. Akota Farm in Virginia was home to Elizabeth Taylor and John Warner in the 1970s. "Elizabeth was happy at the farm riding horses through the acreage and enjoying the pastoral surroundings," the site writes. Sometimes she comes into town to visit her old place in Akota Farm in the VA. Big Stone Gap was famous because it was where Elizabeth Taylor nearly choked to death on a chicken bone. She nearly choked on her dinner: “That's what Big Stone Gap Virginia is famous for? A town that's been around for hundreds of years?” Nods around the table, including my embarrassed young friend.

[anirandums]

Found some bones in my forest :)

[superjerrbear-81]

An Anecdote in Which I Barely Escape a Tarring and Feathering, Then an Exile

I once told the mayor that an apple a day keeps the players away. He didn't take too kindly to my unsolicited advice. He ordered me tarred and feathered, then banished from the city, unless I complete a task of utmost urgency for him.

He told me to walk five miles west of the city, 35 feet north, two and half feet east, then 2.75689 inches North. Once I arrived at my destination, I was tasked with the job of digging up a long-lost lucky chicken bone he had buried when he was 22 summers old. Buried with the bone would be a picture of the greatest unrequited love of his life: Bea Arthur.

In an attempt to win her love, he slew 47 pirate-ninjas hailing from the smallest island in the Philippines. After completing that quest, he performed the Dance of Joyous Tinikling. Unfortunately, he missed a step, and this displeased the love he would never have. With a wave of her hand, Bea Arthur magically summoned her favorite Claymore and chopped off one of his pinky toes. Then she banished him into mayoral servitude.

Once I procured the relic, I was to set it afire, then drop some acid and perform the dance that he failed. Every step had to be perfect, or I would be publicly flogged down the streets of our city by anthropomorphic chipmunks wielding giant celery sticks.

Thankfully, I danced perfectly. It also helped that I bribed the judges with a handful of kidney beans and fried rice

[justhereforsomethingnice]

Minecraft Danny

Danny had been chucked through a natural portal on accident. He lands in the middle of some meeting. Weirdly dressed people all staring at him. That’s not what he finds weird though, he is clearly in the living realm, but everyone is smoother? Rounder? So he says so.

“Why is everyone so round?” People around him exchange glances. The one at the top of the table takes the lead. Why was he wearing his underwear on top of his clothes? Danny would never know.

“What do you mean kid?” He asked cautiously but kindly. Danny blinks. He looks at his own hands. Huh, they were round too.

That’s when he thinks of something. He did promise Ellie they would play real life Minecraft somewhere sometime after all. “Like a nether eye but smooth like a line of blocks, it’s weird.” He said with a straight face.

“Are you joking right now?” Asks a man in bright red. Danny shook his head.

“No, you’re all just weird. And me too, look!” He said as he held out his hand.

“Weird how?” Asked a man in black and with ears.

“Weird like that one time I could collect my digs.” He said.

“What?” The one in red asked. His white mask eyes seemed to grow.

“Elaborate.” Tall and dark growled.

“Like this.” Danny knocked on the floor. Some ghost powers and a few tricks he picked up from the ancient of space and he hacked a square block out of the floor and got it in mini block form. “I couldn’t collect my digs, that was such a weird day.”

He was proud of the straight face he held as eyes bulged around the table.

That was the start of Danny being on the justice leagues ‘could be extremely dangerous’ list together with the ‘dimension traveler’ and ‘willing to help with their abilities’ list. He invited Ellie, naturally. The heroes from this world did not need to know that this was just one big hoax and that they were using their dimension as a playground. They were just innocent Minecraft people doing their Minecraft things.

[daftpatience]

loop warmups in btwn work

[black-and-yellow]

[stealingyourbones]

Today is the second time I’ve found a bone in fast food chicken nugget esque items.

When will my curse of finding bones in unsuspecting things end.

[marclef]

Day 25. almost free. almost done.

it is Fake Peppino Friday... but for some reason, the sound of clucking is in the distance? that's strange..... perhaps one of these little Fakelings has something to do with it.

around a nearby town, strange rumors started popping up, about an old abandoned building that had stood vacant for a good few years. but odd sounds had been heard from within, the sounds of hard work, heavy objects being moved, and inhuman, almost cluck-like cries. nobody knew what it could have been, and none were brave enough to investigate. until... one day, out of nowhere, the building appeared somehow cleaner, and a large sign had been hung out at the front, with the bright, colorful words:

CHIK'N PLACE!!!

who was the culprit? well, one step inside this newly refurbished restaurant and you will be greeted by its very enthusiastic owner...

the often-excited, very sociable Poultrino! she started off as all of the other Fakelings, a strange, gooey blob-like creature with hunger and curiosity. but soon after going out into the world on their own, she stumbled across a runaway definitely wild chicken, which she chased after with great interest and then gobbled up with glee. but, the feathery snack awakened a strange feeling in her, such a delicious taste, she wanted to share it with all the world! and thus gave rise to the fifth and final Fakeling...

and now, all customers are happily welcomed at her humble Chik'n Place! there is chicken of all kinds there; chicken wings, fried chicken, chicken nuggets, living chickens, anything you could possibly want, as long as it is chicken! (and all VERY legally obtained, she wouldn't THINK of pilfering chicken from other establishments for her own....) and not to worry, she is very polite and welcoming to anyone who wishes to visit! as long as you are not also a chicken, or a tasty bug or rat.

their appearance and body are quite unique amongst the Fakes as well! and though she is still made out of simple Goop like the others, her "skin" is fairly soft and smooth, almost feeling like soft fuzz despite having no real feathers! her legs, tail, and "fleshy" parts are the same gooeyness as standard Fake Peppino though. despite her strange appearance, most customers assume she's simply in costume, and very few are any the wiser as to their true nature.

though, one more very important fact to mention... you didn't think they worked alone, did you? of course not, all that Chicken isn't going to serve itself! which is why the first person to enter her restaurant was taken happily hired as the first employee!! say hello to Sue, Poultrino's favorite and only employee!! (credit goes to my wonderful friend @plebbicinnabun-arts for coming up with her! 😊✨)

she helps prepare and serve many of the chicken dishes! (and makes sure that the stuff that's served is actually edible when possible...) and not to worry, her boss treats her with great care! she is paid well in a salary of both "human currency" and delicious chicken-based foods! it might just be very strange trying to explain her job to friends and family.

but together, these two help run the Chik'n Place, and Poultrino finds decent success at running a business! her Papa is very proud of her.

[oyeixcher]

W: "Aren't you tired of eating chicken every day?" J: "No. Are you?" W: "What are you referring to? The chicken or the uncle? If you mean the chicken, I must admit I'm tired of it sometimes. The uncle, however, I'm never tired of him." J: "You might get tired of him in the future." W: "Don't think so. I'll never get tired of the uncle. I'm tired of going out to theme parks. Maybe I'm already old. I just want to stay home."