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AU where Jason gets over his theatre-kid need for dramatics and heat never reveals his identity to the batfam. In fact, he HIDES his identity so well that no one ever finds it out. It’s been years since Red Hood popped up and at this point he’s an unofficial vigilante with crime lord tendencies than anything else

then people start getting suspect . . . But not the right thing

Red hood: *sitting, legs crossed, on a roof ledge* scare me and make me drop my book and l don’t care if you helped me with Penguin last night, I’ll throw you off this roof and I won’t give a shit Nightwing: *slowly jacks away* um. What book? Red hood: pride and prejudice. Nightwing: pride and . . . You know, my brother liked that book. Red hood: I know he did Nightwing:

Damian: *feeling uncertain with his title as Robin* Red Hood: you know, a wise kid once said Robin is magic Batman: *eyes narrow* what kid? Red Hood: eh, just someone I used to know Batman:

Spoiler: so why did ya decide to protect the alley? Red Hood: I lived there as a kid. I . . . Uh, it just means a lot to me. Spoiler: *frowning* I assumed you’d lived there. Red Hood: yeah it um . . . *thinking of Bruce* I met someone important there. He changed my life. And when . . . I, uh, lost him, I decided to clean it up. Spoiler:

Later, in the bat cave:

Spoiler: so Red Hood . . . Batman: *gravely* dated Jason. Nightwing: but he was only fifteen! Robin: *crossing his arms* people date at fifteen, Richard. Red Robin: . . . The crime lord dated the second Robin. Batman: I’m going to kill him. Nightwing: wait, no! You can’t! Jason wouldn’t have wanted it! Black Bat: he’s family. Spoiler: *jazz hands* NEW BROTHER

Red Hood: *listening in through their comms* what the fuck

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A fun icebreaker I always mention is that I ate a chicken bone when I two :3

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*shocked pikachu face*

you're never getting rid of me now :3

HEY!

where are all the Kane Chronicles fannnnnsss??? :( I've no one to ramble to about the beautiful Sadie Kane

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Older Damian from the future for post related reasons: *is wearing glasses*

10yr old Damian: This is outrageous! I am a Wayne! An al Ghul! I would never succumb to such weakness as needing a visual aid!

Older Damian: *so done* Listen, whether you want to admit it or not we are, in fact, a human being. And as such there are only so many concussions we can get before there are consequences.

10yr Old Damian: But father has no such difficulty! And as his son neither should we!

Older Damian: Father is a lying little bitch that secretly wears contacts like the coward he is.

Bruce: *has been outed*

10yr old Damian: *shocked Pikachu face*

Older Damian: *smirks* And besides. Its not like I need to keep up the appearance of being invincible. I'm not even a vigilante anymore. I'm a doctor.

10yr old Damian: *demonic screaming*

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Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

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YAYAYAYAYAAY

HEY!

where are all the Kane Chronicles fannnnnsss??? :( I've no one to ramble to about the beautiful Sadie Kane

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Kon: Tim, you were supposed to be at the restaurant like fifteen minutes ago, where are you?

Tim: On my way at *checks speedometer* 143 mph

Kon: Okay but where ARE you.

Tim: I'm sorry but heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that you cannot know both my speed and my location at the same time

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Headcanon that Tim didn't tell his family that he's bi and have a boyfriend. They found out when Bruce caught Bernard leaving Tim's room early in the morning, bite mark on his neck, and staring straight at Bruce and saying "I know who you are."

He was refering to how he knows that Bruce is dating Batman. But by panic and paranoia Bruce sprayed him with sleeping gas, and Bernard woke up being interrogated in the batcave. Tim was not happy.

And that's how Bernard first met the Wayne family.

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These kids coming in wanting their "skibidi ohio batburger" might be my villain origin story... we don't even sell batburgers here where are your parents.

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NO YOU 😈😈😈

YOU ARE DEF SIGMA

NO YOU ARE

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HEY!

where are all the Kane Chronicles fannnnnsss??? :( I've no one to ramble to about the beautiful Sadie Kane

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rachel just wants to sleep you guys

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NO YOU 😈😈😈

YOU ARE DEF SIGMA

NO YOU ARE