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actually why did i decide to waste 2 days in a row waiting for this damn snake fate
#file#i said I'd never do it again after i camped chi for days........#i went to faerie for their smaller window AND BOTH CACTUAR ONES SPAWNED.
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chi-lumi concept 🤠
#genshin impact#chilumi#lumine#childe tartagalia#childe tartaglia ajax#art#mine#this spawned a whole ass fanfic i'm almost done writing#🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️#chi lumi my beloved
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Poor Old Horatio, had to downgrade from a galley to a rowboat after resurrection but he will make it the most fortified and dangerous rowboat out there. That is his, do not touch Chi and Ruth making bets on if the rowboat could handle an Ashen Lord or if it's going to sink on him the moment it gets in the water
#ignitedashes#ꜱᴘᴏᴏᴋʏ ꜱᴄᴀʀʏ ꜱᴋᴇʟᴇᴛᴏɴꜱ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴘɪɴᴇ ✦ crack#(going through my old recordings to get quotes for Chi and possibly the other Ashen Lords)#(and I laugh at this every time because he spawned inside it)#(sadly he was not stuck in it the entire fight)
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@whiptrip continued from (x)
▬▬ι═══════ﺤ 🔥 || First, it was the frigid, bitter cold of his wrath consuming Hanzo Hasashi's entirety; his heart pierced with thorny icicles, as it once was thrusted by the power of cryomancy. Bitter cold prevented him from partaking anything else, for his daydreams and nightmares filled with the most cruelest of deeds. Quan Chi's manipulations tasted like honey, with all the promises made of sugar that would all melt away and leave him only charred and burned. Torrential waves would threaten to drown him, with all salt and darkness, crashing and eroding him away, stealing morals and rationale off the shore. How impervious its aftermath became, as he stared at the confines of his detainment with blank, yet piercing eyes. Stirring within him is the choking misery, stirring within him a loathing he no longer withholds.
Then, it was all flames of inferno; creeping, scratching at his heart and soul. Such vile vengeance became the very blood and honey interlaced; a deadly, potent concoction. It once tasted saccharine, but not its scarring left in him only starves his being as the ravaging undulation of his entirety leaves him both tormented and pathetic. It may not manifest within him, his infernal hellfire only existing in the form of his vicious, vehement emotions, leaving him pathetic and useless. Perhaps he was meant to become a lone warrior, kept in a prison of his own demise. Cold, dark, concrete walls and steel prison bars decorate the confinement, with pitch-black darkness hiding the majority of his space. Unrelenting and unyielding, Hanzo Hasashi may have left blood scratch marks to dig, to escape, or better, simply just to know precisely why he is here, but such feeling of incapability and defeat had long plagued his sullen, morose form.
Submerged in his pensivity, Hanzo's head shoots up at the familiarity of Takeda's voice. Eyes so poignant and visceral, so vivid, so filled with color and life, only reflects the barren terrain of Netherrealm; nothing, but crumbled bones and ash. "I suppose there is no reason to hide the pain and mask the exsanguinating wounds. When I unleashed my wrath and chose to act, hellfire seemed bona fide," it was simply an ephemeral song of wrath thrown to the deep sea, as his endless agony continues to deepen by the sight of blood adorning Takeda's face. Ultimately, his wrath and vengeance enervated him for all, as the polished stone of his gaze drops to his bound wrists. "I have my bleeding wrath and vengeance to blame. None of this is your own wrongdoing." ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ 🔥 ||
#✗ the ineffable testimony of spawned hellfire (scorpion)#✗ seeking reconciliation with his own humanity (iii)#(HAD TO REPLY)#(I do think about a 'better' outcome for him in MKX)#(what if he contained his goddamn wrath and vengeance and let SF deal with Quan Chi)#whiptrip
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i just realized that the way i name animals in pet games is heavily influenced by how i just started naming dragons in Dragon Cave. it sort of just always stuck that way of having a pink dragon and going down a rabbit hole of google and ending up naming it the chemical name for Pepto Bismol or something. or an ad i saw on the page when i got it. or a fun homage to the parents if theyre babies. i know this is probably common on OTHER sites too and that these are different styles of naming but like. all of these together is The Dragon Cave way to me
#a lot of the time it was common to name ypur dragons in a way that compliments the parents#like... my cats Mondegreen and Evanth had a litter of two kittens#so i named the twins after popular mondegreens in a song ... ''lemon-lime'' and the calico is ''chi-calico''#but i also like to name in complimentary versions of the names they spawned in with that i like better#i had a cat spawned in named Coal but they were a brown cat. apparently something called ''brown coal'' is pressed peat.#so i named them Peat instead#a ginger cat i had who spawned in as ''Emerald'' i renamed ''Bixbite'' after a mineral marketed as ''red emerald''
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me, trying to get chi to spawn: please.........i need the mount....
chi: no! <3
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Quan-Chi's Daughter Intros
A/N: Despite NO ONE asking for this. I decided to make these intros based on the reader from this request. Because of her backstory, my mind started concocting scenarios of her meeting certain characters besides her family. So, I hope y'all like this one.
Sub-Zero
Y/N genuinely: Even with your cryomancy, you have a warm soul.
Sub-Zero: Do not think it means I'll make this spar easier.
Y/N chuckles: I would be offended if you did.
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Sub-Zero: Is it possible for you to restore Cyrax?
Y/N: Necromancy isn't my strongest suit, but I could try it for you, my friend.
Sub-Zero: That is all either Cyrax or I could ask for.
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Y/N: How is D/N's training with your Lin Kuei faring?
Sub-Zero: She shows much promise but is reluctant to use her more demonic abilities.
Y/N: That's for the best ... for you AND D/N's sake.
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Sub-Zero: You were there when Quan-chi remade Hanzo and Bi-Han into specters?
Y/N: I was, and while I could help Hanzo, I wish I could've done more for your brother.
Sub-Zero firmly: He is beyond saving, Y/N.
Night Wolf
Y/N: I still feel guilt for all my years working under Quan-chi.
Night Wolf: You’re not the only that harbors guilt for their past actions.
Y/N: Then we’re fortunate to have been enlightened before it was too late.
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Night Wolf: Why are you so uneasy in my presence?
Y/N: Your Revenant was one of many that left his mark on me.
Night Wolf: I will do what I can to show, he is not who I really am.
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Y/N: You allowed Hanzo to best you at the Tournament?
Night wolf: As you and I can both see, his path led to you and the revival of his clan.
Y/N sincerely: And for that, you have my gratitude.
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Night wolf: Do not let your love for Hanzo become blinding.
Y/N: He opened my eyes to a world beyond the Netherrealm.
Night Wolf: I merely caution you to not mistake loyalty for blind obedience.
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Johnny Cage
Y/N: You defeated Shinnok in Kombat?
Johnny Cage: Are you also going to say that's batshit insane?
Y/N: No, I wanted to thank you for doing so.
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Johnny Cage: Man, you are hot as hell!
Y/N: That's because liquid fire runs through my veins.
Johnny Cage: Do you not know what flirting is?
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Y/N: I'm sorry, but I'm happily married to Hanzo.
Johnny Cage: He's one lucky S.O.B to have tied the knot with such a hottie.
Y/N: I'm fortunate to have him in my life.
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Johnny Cage: If you're a demon, where's your horns, fangs, and tail?
Y/N: I'm told my true face tends to intimidate humans.
Johnny Cage: It can't be as bad as Sonya waking up on the wrong side of the bed.
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Raiden:
Y/N: As Dark Raiden, you frightened me.
Raiden: I can imagine many others share your sentiment.
Y/N: But not everyone could look at him, and could almost picture Shinnok in his place.
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Raiden: Your daughter inherited your demonic abilities.
Y/N: I'm concerned about her losing control and doing something she'll regret.
Raiden: I trust you, and Scorpion trained her as well as you could.
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Y/N: I may know how to keep Shinnok's amulet out of anyone's hands.
Raiden: What would be better than My Sky Temple?
Y/N: If you allow it, I would toss it into the Sea of Blood, far from anyone's reach.
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Raiden: I wish to trust you, but it wasn't long ago that I saw you stand by your father.
Y/N: I left his side decades ago, and he then tried to have me killed.
Raiden: It's no surprise that Quan-chi doesn't value even his own family.
Spawn
Y/N: I left the Netherrealm for a good reason.
Spawn sympathetically: I'm afraid the Netherrealm is not through with you.
Y/N with a demonic reverb: It shall NEVER have me again!
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Spawn: You remind me of someone I loved.
Y/N softly: Did you lose her?
Spawn: She's lost to me for all eternity.
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Y/N: You were sent back to the mortal realm because you wanted to see your wife again?
Spawn: Just as you cut ties with your father and Hell to be with your husband.
Y/N: Now, we're both free to choose our destinies.
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Spawn: You've escaped the Netherrealm while all its strongest fighters were after you?
Y/N: As my scars can attest, I almost didn't.
Spawn: You're lucky, then, that you didn't have to make a deal with the Devil to escape.
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Noob Saibot
Y/N softly: I offer you mercy, Bi-Han.
Noob Saibot angrily: You think I need your pity?!?
Y/N: For you to be at peace, I have to free you of your shell.
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Noob Saibot: You and your daughter fear the darkness within you.
Y/N: Shinnok and Raiden have shown me more than that absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Noob Saibot: You are both fools for not embracing your true potential.
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Y/N: Sareena still speaks highly of you, Bi-han.
Noob Saibot: I am NOT the one she speaks of anymore.
Y/N: I know, so she'll be relieved to have you gone.
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Noob Saibot: You married the man who killed me?
Y/N: I did, but I know what Hanzo did to you was unjust and unwarranted.
Noob Saibot: Then I'll take your life as retribution for him taking mine.
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Cetrion
Y/N: Were my prayers ever heard?
Cetrion: Even from the Netherrealm, I could hear a small girl's pleas for a better life, but I could not intervene.
Y/N lowly: Then you know why I am here...
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Cetrion testily: You assisted your husband in killing your father.
Y/N angrily: Quan-chi has been dead to me long before Hanzo took his head.
Cetrion: It is not surprising that a demon has no remorse for their sin.
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Y/N: What makes you worthy of my worship?
Cetrion: I know you seek salvation for your compliance with Quan-chi's schemes.
Y/N: I will not seek that from someone who is compliant with Kronika's plans.
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Cetrion: Your love and appreciation for life is virtuous.
Y/N: Then why are you so determined to end all of it?
Cetrion: Not end it, Kronika will start anew to restore balance.
BONUS: Shinnok
Y/N: Why in the 10 hells would my daughter ever serve you?
Shinnok: Because of your husband, it is her birthright to take Quan-chi's place.
Y/N with demonic reverb: D/N will not be yours to control!
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Shinnok: Quan-chi should have beaten you as a child.
Y/N: What makes you think he didn't already try his best to break me every other way?
Shinnok: Obviously, it wasn't enough.
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Y/N: All you have ever taught me about Death is false.
Shinnok: Then I have but one more lesson to teach you.
Y/N growling: I am DONE with your lessons.
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Shinnok: Quan-chi's little songbird.
Y/N: I am neither his nor your pet bird any longer!
Shinnok: You are nothing more than lamb to the slaughter.
#mortal kombat#mortal kombat x reader#mk x reader#mk11#mkx#scorpion x reader#oddball writes#mortal kombat intros#mk scorpion#hanzo hasashi x reader#hanzo hasashi#mk sub zero#mk kuai liang#Grey Cloud#night wolf#mk johnny cage#Spawn#Noob Saibot#Bi-Han#cetrion#Shinnok#lord raiden#scorpion#Raiden#raiden mortal kombat
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Okay first order of business- Sini you’re a genius and I love reading your works, like I have a list of Tumblr blogs in my notes app that I check weekly (poor short-term memory so I always forget the names/authors of fics I like) and you were one of the first ones on my list.
Second order of business is the thought I had that I thought you might enjoy, it spawned into existence while I was reading the Morax Cuteness Aggression post and I want you to consider this:
Adeptus!Reader who’s a frequent subject (read “victim”) of his cuteness aggression or even just silly centuries-old-dragon affection. It makes it even funnier- in a cute way- that this could probably go on for several decades, given the average lifespan of an Adeptus; there’s no escaping being Zhongli’s favourite little beastie, you’re stuck with him (not like that’s a bad thing, though).
You’re meditating peacefully in Jueyun Karst, knelt in the grass as birds chirp in the trees, leaves rustling gently in the wind. It’s so calm, so serene, and you just feel so relaxed… and then all of a sudden the ground beneath you starts shaking- it’s an earthquake??? You’re too busy being shaken like a maraca to notice your God, several hundred yards away, watching you struggle to find your footing with a soft and smitten smile on his face.
Another day you decide to try something Madame Ping recommended to you, Tai Chi, and as you move gracefully, beginning to really get in the zone and get the hang of it, a stone pillar has just erupted from the ground inches in front of you; you back up to avoid it, only for another appear, then another and another. The next thing you know, you’re dodging stone pillars left and right- where the hell are they even coming from? When you complain of the strange occurrence later to Xiao, he chooses not to mention that Morax had been taking a walk in that particular area around the same time.
You’re taking a walk just outside the harbour- dealing with humans can be so tiring sometimes- and a patch of flowers catches your eye. You kneel down in front of them, gently running your hands across the soft petals and inhaling the sweet smell of wildflowers; you’re an Adeptus, after all, you’re connected to nature and the earth like nothing else. It puts a serene smile on your face and instantly brightens your mood, you pluck one of the flowers and put it behind your ear and- when did all this damn cor lapis get here?? You just blinked and suddenly there’s chunks of it poking out of the ground all around you. Who could have done that?
Maybe Adeptus!Reader has a tail of some kind, maybe part or fully dragon (capable of shapeshifting and just likes looking partially like a dragon? I don’t know). Reader gets a little nervous and antsy at a gathering, pulling their tail across their lap and wringing it gently in their hands as a self-soothing gesture, they gaze off distantly and somehow fail to register the sound of stone cracking. The culprit is Morax, gripping the stone table he sits at with such force that it crumbles beneath his hands because FUCK that’s so cute- do you even know what you do to him??
Just thoughts of silly silly Morax letting his heart get the better of him when his favourite Adeptus, his beloved reader, is just so darn cute.
Waaahhh thank you for reading and enjoying my stuff a lot!! ♡♡
My GOODNESS this is too cute!!! Smiling so wide reading this!! Morax being a big silly sweetie with the way he expresses his cuteness-aggression AH I'm in love with these scenarios!! The bit with the tail omg I can't!!
Eventually reader might connect the dots...but it could take a few thousand years, heh. Maybe they're savoring some lovely sweets they'd brought back from a trip to Fontaine, wiggling in glee at the flavours...and then a bunch of sparrows made of Geo materialise out of nowhere and take flight?? You stare at them in confusion, reminded of how Rex Lapis used to summon Geo animals too, and just then Zhongli of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor passes by, externally as calm as a leaf on still water.
#sini answers#OBSESSED with this thank you#we stan a god who gets intense cuteness aggression#zhongli#morax
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A Question of Time (Astarion x f!reader/tav) part 2/?
Chapter Summary: Astarion gets caught by Cazador in his daughter's room. Tav attempts to get him out of the situation.
Read part 1 here! part 3 part 4
tags and TW: pre-bg3! Astarion, slave!Astarion, mentions of torture and abuse, demi-goddess!tav, Cazador being all sorts of creepy, eventual NSFW (minors stay away kindly, thank you darlings)
tag list for those who asked for part 2 (if you want to be added to the tag list, just let me know!): @d0nutkaky0in @i-just-want-to-sleep-97 @omggiannarosa @dead-giirl-walking @warbwarts @mrsfullbuster500 @uwomina @iyaesakura @cheeslyy @dragon-kazansky @bambamwolf87 @chibi-chi @orsomethingelseentirely @davenswitcher @adequate-superstar
Astarion dropped to his knees and bowed his head the second Cazador stepped into the room. He couldn't even look at his Master, choosing to stare at the ground, fixating on the space between the Vampire Lord's heavy boots to anticipate the blows that were no doubt coming to him.
It was over. Whatever hell awaited Astarion next, it was going to make the past two centuries seem like a dream in comparison. That much he was certain of.
He could feel Cazador's ice-cold stare on him, yet it was his daughter he spoke to. "Step aside, my dear. I have made the terrible mistake of being too gracious with this... servant. I will personally make sure he never strays again..."
Astarion began to shake violently. For all he knew, Cazador was already making a promise to break his legs.
What he did not expect was what happened next. The young woman stepped in front of him, putting herself between him and Cazador. "Father, there has been a misunderstanding... I sneaked out and met... Astarion in a local tavern." She faked an attempt at trying to remember his name correctly. "I believe he was deeply charmed by me and offered we spend the evening together. When he brought me back here, I had to confess who I truly was and immediately realized his mistake. He acted like a true gentleman and returned me to my chambers."
Astarion didn't move a muscle. He could not have come up with a better lie himself, considering that little story painted him as a dutiful spawn who'd merely been out seeking prey for his Master. But he doubted Cazador cared. A line had been crossed, and Cazador rarely needed an excuse to torture anyone, least of all Astarion.
"Is that so, dearest?" Cazador's tone turned sickly sweet, yet he was not fooled by the shared. He'd taken a good look at the dagger on the floor and the open window. He'd already come to his own conclusions. "In that case, such a valiant display of chivalry deserves a reward, wouldn't you say? Come along, Astarion, I wish to give you the recognition you deserve..."
Astarion had lost all feeling in his limbs, but he knew it wouldn't matter because Cazador's words would have been enough to make him stand and walk like his own personal puppet. Except... they weren't.
Cazador had given him a direct order yet he hadn't budged.
The Vampire Lord seemed to notice this too, his eyes widening at the realization his influence seemed to have no hold on Astarion's mind at that moment. Astarion looked back at his Master and it was all Cazador needed to make a stride toward them, no doubt intent on dragging his slave out of the room by force when his luck struck out for a second time.
"No!" His valiant protector protested in the face of Cazador's increasingly obvious rage. Her little outburst was followed by a loud crash as a heavy bookcase fell in the middle of the room, nearly missing Cazador by an inch.
And that was when Astarion realized why Cazador kept this girl pampered and at a considerable distance from him. He was afraid of her. Of his own daughter. Terror was all that was left on his Master's face now, and Astarion had never witnessed something so satisfying ever since he'd crawled out of his own grave on that faithful night.
"I mean..." She backtracked, looking quite abashed at the mess she'd just made, more so than the thought of having nearly buried her father underneath a small library. "I would like to request Astarion stay in this wing of the castle from now on. I... have no servants, and I never see anyone all day. I believe Astarion has proven himself to be an honorable man, and I trust him. That way... I won't be tempted to run away again, and you can trust him to keep an eye on me and...report back to you in case I get into trouble again." She reasoned in a sweet voice, almost as if she were asking Cazador for a new pony.
"The reasonings you make are quite sound, my dear. But-"
"Oh, wonderful!" She cheered and looked back at Astarion. "Only if that would be an agreeable arrangement for you, Astarion. It's your choice, of course..."
Astarion stared up at her blankly. His... choice?
The spawn hadn't made a decision for himself in two hundred years. Obviously going back to Cazador meant there was a world of pain to pay for the innumerable transgressions that he'd perpetrated that night. But what about this girl? She was clearly a force to be reckoned with, and he was more than familiar with the old saying: better the devil you know...
"Tav, dearest." Cazador attempted to interject. "It is unbecoming for a noble lady such as yourself to have such a bleeding heart for the lower class. Astarion knows his place, he does not need to be asked for permission..."
Tav. Astarion knew that word well from the scriptures he'd studied for so many nights on his path to becoming a magistrate all those centuries ago. The name meant 'sign' or 'omen', the symbol of truth, perfection, and completion.
Maybe he could let himself hope one last time.
"My lady, I accept your gracious request..." And put myself in your debt.
Cazador gave him an amused look, almost as if he knew whatever freedom Astarion thought he'd just obtained was going to be extremely short-lived. After all, Tav, as far as either of them was concerned, did not know about the true nature of any of the inhabitants of the castle. Her father had more means than necessary to hide his appetites and odd schedules, but Astarion? He'd soon have to make the choice between staying up in the tower and starving or crawling back to Cazador to beg for a measly rat to feed on.
Tav smiled at Astarion's decision and helped him up to his feet.
"Well, my dear. It seems as if I can't do anything but warn you... this one barely does anything during the day and I personally wouldn't let him near any one of your dear pets... When you tire of his incompetence, be sure to return him back to me."
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Astarion was shown to a private guest room and he had an inkling of what was to come next, now that Tav had finally got him alone. If there was one thing he'd learned in all of those years was that the only thing about him that was worth anything was his body.
Now that he could think things through with a clear head, there was no doubt in his mind that Tav had 'saved' him solely because she, like many others, had come to be infatuated with him. And as much as it pained him to acknowledge he'd merely swapped an old owner for a new one, he wasn't going to look this gift horse in the mouth. He needed her protection and the fact she was already harboring affection for him would only work in his favor in the future. Maybe, just maybe, he could convince her to let him escape someday, once he was sure the bond between him and Cazador had truly been severed. he had no way of knowing if it had been Tav's presence in the room that had counteracted Cazador's powers, nor could he be sure how long that blessing was going to last.
The first step for now would be seducing her, and at least that part he was an expert in. Another blessing he could count on was that she was gorgeous, and if he truly had met her in some tavern, she'd been right in thinking she would have been one of his marks.
"I'll be leaving you now..." Tav announced, snapping Astarion out of his reverie. He looked back at her as she returned his dagger and his climbing tools to him. The weight of the gear seemed heavier than, before and he heard the distinct sound of a heavy pouch of coins in the mix. "There is a small boat that leaves the harbor in a few hours. By dawn, you should be well away from the Sword Coast... although where you'll end up I don't know."
Being out at sea at the break of day was not a realistic option for Astarion unless he wanted to burn alive with nowhere to hide. But that certainly wasn't what he took away from her words. Tav was giving him a way out, just like that. Her plan could not work for him, but she couldn't have known.
"What is your angle?" Astarion snapped, baffled beyond reason. He could not wrap his head around what she was or what she wanted with him and it was driving him insane.
"My.. my angle? Forgive me, I don't-" Tav wrought her hands together nervously, fearing she'd somehow misunderstood. All this time, she'd been certain Astarion had been crying out for help, for someone to rescue him.
"You can cut the crap now, sweetheart. I'm not as easily spooked by a falling armoire as your dear old dad is..." Astarion grinned, a slight glint in his eyes as he spoke. "That little naive act of yours though... that's the real thing about you that's terrifying. And let me the first to say, it was quite something watching you put on that show. I'm not that easily impressed."
Tav looked completely lost at his words, and Astarion admired how good she was at keeping up the act. But he was tired of it now.
"So, what does it feel like to have me all to yourself now, hmm?" Astarion inquired, his voice turning sultry as he carelessly chucked the objects she'd handed him on the bed and took a step towards her. "Is it everything you dreamed of, precious? All couped up in here by yourself, day after day..." He stroked Tav's cheek with the back of his hand gently, and Astarion would have been lying to himself if he didn't recognize the warmth ghosting over his fingers from that brief touch.
"You-you misunderstand, I don't have you. I... I heard you calling-" Tav tried to explain, but it was difficult. Would Astarion have believed her if she told him who she truly was? All that mattered now was that he could leave, so why didn't he? She must have done something wrong. It was hard putting the right words together when Astarion was so close. Her mind was completely scrambled and her face felt like it was burning up.
Astarion smirked. Finally, he was getting somewhere with trying to understand what Tav wanted with him, and he'd been right. Watching her blood rise to her cheeks, however, almost made his mind go blank for a few seconds.
What on earth was he doing? Standing there trying to figure out the impossible woman in front of him, when he should have been getting out of dodge and putting as much ground between himself and Cazador as possible?
A faint voice inside him wondered what the consequences on Tav would be if he ended up going missing, and he hated himself right after for even having such a thought.
The way out was right in front of him, and he could still count on a few more hours of darkness to make his way underground.
All he had to do was turn and run.
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AN: aaah thank you so much for the love! Comments are appreciated and keep me writing. I'm planning on adding more chapters soon!
#astarion#astarion x reader#astarion x you#astarion fic#astarion smut#astarion ancunin#astarion angst#astarion fluff#bg3 astarion#bg3 x reader#bg3 x you#bg3 x tav#astarion x female tav#astarion x female reader#astarion x f!tav#astarion x f!reader#astarion x tav#astarion my beloved#cazador szarr
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the ichimatsu incident skit is like crazy good it’s just been discolored in my memory for spawning a generation of k*ra*chi shippers but man the skit was good and line delivery was most excellent. Why the eng dub changed ichi’s “karamatsu boy” line into “karamatsu’s bitch” I’ll never know but it was funny and also made sense in context of bemoaning being in Kara’s debt. Even in*cestbait aside it was still funny to me that ichi would rather throw karamatsu under the bus by making him out to be a brother kisser than just tell the truth.. maybe one day we will heal and iromatsu can be good again. anyway obligatory flaming banner
the ichimatsu incident is literally such a good skit it's literally so funny. like the point of the bit is "ichimatsu has the worst day of his life" which is why the inc*estbait joke works it's like "im so desperate to get out of this situation that i'm going to resort to doing the worst thing i can think of" (inc*stbait). and then it's like "this is hands down the worst day of my life nothing could make this day worse" and the even worser thing happens to him (karma of inc*stbaiting). it's sad that it got misconstrued by incest shippers but it's not like we can expect people who ship incest to have media literacy or critical thinking skills ^_^
i think the dub actually hadn't introduced the phrase "karamatsu girls" yet, which is why they changed it to "karamatsu's bitch" (during the s1e2 bridge scene he says something like "there's more than enough of me for both of you", i actually don't think he ever says "karamatsu girls" until s2e3 🤔 but i could be wrong). which was a good localization anyways because like you said the point of it is "im in kara's debt (FUCK!!!)" whereas "karamatsu boy" can come off more as "now im a fan of kara (because he did this good thing for me)" rather than the humiliating experience of Owing Your Brother A Favor
it's such a good skit it's so funny. and iro is such a funny and sweet dynamic. but alas
#ask#it was interesting to me the way the dub seemed to kind of avoid some of the Meme or Popular phrases of the sub#like i didnt realize Boeh was a recurring joke until I rewatched it with sub they didnt do it at all or replace it w anything#'karamatsu girl' was basically the only phrase that had osmosised through from being on tumblr in 2015 tho#'karamatsu girls' was the extent of my ososan knowledge until november of 2023. it was basically just that#that phrase and tht picture of him in the bathrobe w the wine was all I was going on when Iwatched
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The Clear Lake hitch (Lavinia exilicauda chi) is a rare endemic species of minnow living only in the Clear Lake watershed of northern California, a fish that was once a “symbol of abundance” for Indigenous people. In December 2022, the Big Valley Band of Pomo Indians, Robinson Rancheria Band of Pomo Indians, Scotts Valley Band of Pomo Indians and the Habematolel Pomo of Upper Lake ask for immediate emergency protection of the hitch. The fish is in danger of extinction as the last observed successful breeding for the species was in 2017, and the creatures only have a six-year-long lifespan. US land management agencies say hitch numbers have “fallen to near zero.” However, in the past, there were millions of hitch in the watershed each year, and the fish was important to Indigenous food systems. Local “entrepreneurs” prefer to protect the introduced non-native bass, which voraciously preys on the endangered hitch. Clear Lake hosts dozens of bass tournaments each year, events large enough to attract international visitors. There is a past-time tradition (”hitching”) of children beating the hitch to death with baseball bats in the springtime as the hitch gather in streams to try to spawn. The hitch is also threatened by pesticides, runoff, and overuse of water for the region’s prominent local vineyards. The hitch is referred to as a “trash fish,” and some feel that this insults the importance of the fish to Pomo people.
Excerpts below from: Louis Sahagun of Los Angeles Times. “As a sacred minnow nears extinction, Native Americans of Clear Lake call for bold plan.” As published at Phys.org. 6 December 2022.
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Spring runs of a large minnow numbering in the millions have nourished Pomo Indians since they first made their home alongside Northern California’s Clear Lake more than 400 generations ago. The Clear Lake hitch glinted like silver dollars as they headed up the lake’s tributaries to spawn, a reliable squirming crop of plenty, steeped in history [...].
In all that time, the hitch’s domain, about 110 miles northwest of Sacramento, had never suffered the degradation of recent years.
Now, with a growing sense of sorrow, if not anger, the Pomo Indian tribes of Clear Lake are watching the symbol of abundance and security they call chi dwindle into extinction.
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On Monday [December 2022], they took the rare and drastic step of urging Interior Secretary Deb Haaland to use her emergency powers and invoke the federal Endangered Species Act on behalf of the Clear Lake hitch. “Bringing the chi back will require a bold plan of action devised by people with the power to move mountains,” said Ron Montez, tribal historic preservation officer for the Big Valley Band of Pomo Indians.
“I have almost zero confidence in state or federal officials to save the chi and our way of life,” Montez, 72, said. [...]
The Clear Lake hitch was designated as a threatened species under California’s Endangered Species Act in 2014. Since then, however, its numbers have fallen to near zero, according to recent surveys.
Some causes of the hitch’s decline, however, seem extraordinarily difficult to fix: prolonged drought, mercury contamination, gravel mining, an overtaxed water distribution system, pesticides and runoff from vineyards [...], and predatory nonnative game fish. [...]
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The 2023 spring spawning season is crucial for the continued survival of the Clear Lake hitch, scientists say. That’s because the last observed successful spawning was in 2017. “Hitch have a six-year life span,” said Meg Townsend, an attorney with the Center for Biological Diversity. [...]
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But until its fate is known for certain, Michael Fris, a field supervisor at the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, said his agency is unlikely to list the hitch on an emergency basis. [...] That kind of talk prompted the Center for Biological Diversity, together with the Big Valley Band of Pomo Indians, Robinson Rancheria Band of Pomo Indians, Scotts Valley Band of Pomo Indians and the Habematolel Pomo of Upper Lake to take their request for emergency listing to Haaland.
All involved agree that seeking intervention under the federal Endangered Species Act is an act of desperation. Only two species have been emergency-listed as federally endangered over the last 20 years: the Miami blue butterfly in 2011 and Nevada’s Dixie Valley toad earlier this year. [...]
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The hitch is a 12-inch-long minnow found only in and around the oldest, largest and perhaps most polluted and wildfire-prone watershed in California. In 2020, the Lake County region was charred by six of the 20 largest wildfires in state history. [...]
It’s been the poor luck of the hitch to require adequate stream flows in February, March and April to trek from the lake to spawning beds at the same time agricultural interests need water to defrost their vineyards.
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“An emergency listing would force people to consider alternatives to the way water is used in this region,” said Sarah Ryan, environmental director for the Big Valley Band of Pomo Indians.
Beyond water flows, the prospect of emergency-listing the hitch raises other economically significant issues connected to the lake’s food chain: Zooplankton are eaten by shad, crayfish and hitch, which are favored by monster catfish and largemouth bass.
Clear Lake entrepreneurs host dozens of professional bass tournaments each year that are supported by contestants from around the world.
The most popular lures in local tackle shops are hitch replicas that cost up to $180 each. Other lures are made to resemble juvenile hitch and sold under a slogan that some people feel mocks the creature’s cultural importance to Pomo people: “The All-American Trash Fish.”
Over at [C.O.], a sporting goods store on the southern end of the lake, old-timers still talk about how local kids had a tradition of “hitching,” beating hitch to death with baseball bats for fun as they ascended streams to spawn in spring.
They also grumble over the thought of new special protections for a nongame fish disrupting human pastimes for any reason [...].
"The reason our bass grow so big is that they love to eat hitch," mused [D.B.], owner of [C.O.]. "So, when customers ask me, 'Where can I catch the biggest bass of my life?' " he added, "I send them to places hitch hang out in."
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That kind of banter and lore suggests that unless government agencies yield to Native American concerns, they are headed for a showdown of complicated and competing values.
“The way some people ridicule hitch makes me wonder what they think about the folks who eat them,” lamented Robert Geary, cultural resources director for the Habematolel Pomo of Upper Lake. [...]
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At the heart of the matter is that Pomo people [...] did not consider their native attitudes and lifestyles to be an expendable price of living in America.
Yet, their modern history is told mostly through economic hardship, rip-offs, massacres and environmental destruction.
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Headline, image, caption, and text by: Louis Sahagun of Los Angeles Times. “As a sacred minnow nears extinction, Native Americans of Clear Lake call for bold plan.” As published at Phys.org. 6 December 2022. [First paragraph in this post added by me.]
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// having way too much fun making these
#;ooc#(Chi is showing up more again)#(doesn't want the others getting gifs)#(also may i say I love that it emphasizes the glow to the crystals)#(that it gets the sort of flow down to the middle finger when the Ashen Lord is about to use the power or when just spawning)#(but ashen lords at night are just 👌)
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Quan Chi, trying to get Hanzo back into his service, and starts getting to touchy/close to him.
Kuai Liang, spawns in out of nowhere with a look of death on his face
Quan Chi: Surely you miss being a part of something greater?
Kuai Liang, glaring: Get your hand off him before I rip it off and beat you to death with it
Hanzo, leaning back into Kuai Liang with a grin: He's the greatest good I need
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Masterlist
It goes without saying my content is 18+ with dark themes. Pursue with caution, dead dove do not eat. (type shii). I mostly write for women presenting persons, but feel free to request me for gn. Currently figuring out how to set up requests.
Devilman crybaby:
Headcanons (pt. 1)
Headcanons (pt. 2)
MHA/BNHA:
How they would stalk you
Depravity (pt. 1)
Depravity (pt. 2)
Wrong (Toga x Reader)
Kirishima knows best
*Secret Admirer (pt. 1)
*Secret Admirer (pt. 2)
*Izuku x Reader
Mending a Broken Heart (Hawks x Reader)
Naruto:
Naruto x Reader Headcanons (pt. 1) Naruto x Reader Headcanons (pt. 2)
Naruto x Reader Headcanons (pt. 3)
Naruto x Reader Headcanons (pt. 4)
Infamous Second Son (Delson x Reader):
Holy Smokes
Bad Influence
Togainu no Chi:
Keisuke x Reader (pt. 1)
Keisuke x Reader (pt. 2)
Keisuke x Reader (pt. 3)
Spawn (Todd McFarlane's 1997 series):
Guardian from Hell (Spawn x Reader)
Nonspecific:
Yandere x Reader (forced orgasm)
#suckerforyanderes#masterlist#x reader#dark content#dark romance#smut#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x darling#yanderecore#male yandere#yandere boyfriend#yandere prompt#yandere headcanons#yandere bnha#soft yandere#yandere aesthetic
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I know some people only know Mk11 Frost, but remember this: She wasn't always a bad girl
I know that I did nothing to help clarify this misunderstanding. But more people should know that Frost only tried to kill Scorpion because she was disgusted that her mentor wanted to forgive and make amends with the guy who murdered her REVERED cryomancer. She was just trying to avenge Bi-Han's death. And of course, when she found out that Noob was Bi-Han, she tried to gain his favour...
Unfortunately for her, Noob Saibot was spawned in hell. Created by Quan Chi, using only rotten parts of his soul as ingredients. Even though he had broken free from Quan Chi's control, he was still a twisted version of Bi-Han's soul.
I don't know why some people took seriously what Bi-Han said to her about female Lin Kuei, anyway... He was clearly teasing her.
The first version of Frost had a lot in common with Bi-Han sub-zero. Arrogant and hot headed. Not really evil. And I don't believe they are gonna change their personality that much...
Bi-Han in mk1 already showed compassion for Kitana, Kuai Liang (c'mon, don't pretend you didn't see that he coud have killed him instead of just scratch his face..), he didn't desire Sindel's death and don't wanna see Mileena dead too... If he was already Noob he would go for the kill, straight for the jugular; would be pleased by everyone's death, would wanna kill everyone and so on.
So, yeah, Frost will probably be like her first relevant appearance in this new era as well. Not like Mk11...
#bi han#frost#frost mk#bi han sub zero#mortal kombat#lin kuei#mortal kombat 1#mk1 spoilers#mk leaks#mk frost#bihan#subzero mk1#noob saibot#mk11#mk spoilers#mk1 leaks
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