#chewy thinks ♪

[qiuweyballs]

banana fish hurts me and i love it so so so much ESPECIALLY THE TRACKS because theyre composed in ash's perspective??? you can see how happy and upbeat he is with eiji like its literally them whistling down a street holding hands

and then theres dino's. i feel genuine dread disgust and hatred whenever that comes on in my shuffled spotify (fuck that btw can i just listen to my shit normally????)

in my mind they are together alive happy they own a cute lil cafe in japan and i am not delusional at all

[qiupachups]

i struggle w getting things out of my head so i write basically nothing 😭😭😭😭 this is why i almost FAILED eng lang bc idfk what im doin

[qiuweyballs]

thomas yorkson

[genderlessdude92]

Hi, I really love your work! If your requests are open and if it's allowed, can I request for headcanons of Vox/Val/Alastor/Lucifer with their biological baby w reader?? I'm sorry if this is weird I just die for family dynamics😭😭 like, how would they act, would they be present or neglectful, and that stuff!! Ik it's impossible to have a child in hell but HEY. ITS FICTIONAL. It's really your decision if this is super fluff or super angst, but personally I believe it would be angst because it's hell and they are really famous 😭 THANKU

AUTHOR RESPONSE: First ask but urmmmmmm OFC OFC OFC!!! I’m all in for dis req :3 I feel like i absolutely will eat up Al’s part of this post so stay tuned. Other ones are questionable because idk if it’s OOC or not but…I’m just a girl!! >.< (I’m a genderless dude as you can see from the name ^^) I’m sorry i’m not funny- These might be short btw im rushing a little bit bc i’m trying to start a multi-chapter fix yay awesome but uhhh i’m still having fun with this 💋

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AL, VOX, VAL, & LUCI WITH THEIR BIOLOGICAL CHILD

(and reader that gave birth to em somehow <3)

PAIRINGS: Alastor x Reader, Lucifer x Reader, Vox x Reader, Valentino x Fem!Reader (ALL SEPARATE) SUMMARY: Alastor, Lucifer, Vox, and Valentino are dads now. Aw shucks. (Headcannons) WARNINGS: MINORS DNI. Breeding kink, (obv bc Val is in here), Val mention, reader is female because they literally gave birth to them, mentions of pregnancy, birth, Valentino being a weird fuck, Valentino again, unhealthy duck obsession in Lucifer’s area, Breastfeeding, Cannibalism, physical slaps, everybody being nervous shots but Vox, really rushed, lmk if i missed anything pookie (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

NOTICE: please don't copy or steal or translate any of my work or you will be haunted in your dreams and i will spawn something unpleasant at your porch the next day. But...thanks for liking my work !! >.< Property of @l4zyb0n35 and @genderlessdude92

Requests are open, support is highly appreciated!

〰ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ..。.:*･ﾟ♫₊ ♪ *♬‧₊enjoy!~

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-Alastor is 100% nervous at first since he has to be the dad and his dad wasn’t…the best!! ^^

-But also doesn’t want to back away because, I mean, it’s kinda rude to just walk away from your creation that you INTENDED to make real.

-This gentleman’s baby was not an accident, I assure you.

-Alastor would absolutely dangle the baby off the edge of a balcony just to tease you.

-Also tried to feed the baby devil meat to make it a cannibal.

-Suprisingly worked.

-Um.

-He probably got taught to knit by Rosie so if the baby ever needs clothes he’s on it.

-Cradles the baby during his radio show hours, aw, and if the baby ever cries he immediately cuts to a quick song break.

-If both you and Alastor are like completely booked and can’t take care of the baby, he’s giving it to Rosie.

-Rosie can’t? Charlie.

-Charlie can’t? Cancelling all plans.

-He just cares for his bloodline, yeah?

-If the baby ever needs like a chewy sensory toy, he’s going to try and get one that resembles Lucifer.

-Like and apple or a snake OOO A SNAKE NVM

-Snake is better since it resembles two ppl mwuhehehe

-Alastor would be a great girl dad but in general i think he would be rlly doting to them.

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-Oh, you thought Alastor was nervous?

-Oh, you’re so funny.

-‘Cuz Lucifer is QUAKING once he finds out you’re pregnant.

-and expecting.

-…and that it’s alive and out the womb.

-Basicslly all because he wasn’t really in Charlie’s life that much.

-But you told him that this can be a second chance?

-Which made him cry more than he was before.

-Yikes.

-Feeds the baby the most fine meals to ever exist for a baby to eat, even tried to sneak in some wine in its milk bottle.

-Then earned a slap at the back of his head from yours truly.

-You.

-I see him as a helicopter parent at first, but then is just chill once they grow more older.

-But he’s like, devoting his immortal LIFE to this baby 24/7.

-The nursery is themed ducks.

-Everywhere.

-Sometimes you get dizzy when you walk in.

-He even wanted to name the baby duck.

-You slapped him again, of course.

-This man acts like a 8th grade frat boy whenever you breast feed the baby like he just scoots away gagging.

-Another slap.

IM SORRY-

-One time in bed you guys were like getting freaky or sum and then you but his nip

-“Honey…what was that?”

-“That’s just how it feels, Luci.”

-“…What?-“

-“When i breastfeed B/N.”

-“…Ew.”

-“BITCH I-“

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-Bro is so confident in being a dad.

-The first day after the baby was born he cancelled all his special guests on his show just for the baby to be the only one.

-This man is fucking insane.

-Puts this baby on his. advertisements.

-We’re talking billboards, pop-ups, etc.

-Only lets his supervisor babysit the baby when needed.

-Don’t expect Velvette or Val to even step foot near this baby without Vox in the room.

-It’s like a sibling love-hate relationship :D

-Now i wouldn’t say this baby was on purpose…most likely?

-But honestly, it might happen again because he thinks you’re hot pregnant.

-Who said that what.

-Omg who typed that???

-Fuck this is so short uhhh He like puts on child shows for the baby if they sit in his lap.

-But the baby never ever sleeps in the bed you guys share.

-not in a million years.

-Puts those shirts that look like tuxedos on the baby but they’re just printed on.

-Feeds the baby deer meat.

-Has a deer head mounted above the baby’s crib.

-Takes him deer hunting.

-Vox just needs em to learn early.

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-Valentino was “so, so careful” when you guys did it.

-and this baby was 100% and accident.

-obviously you guys couldn’t abortion because like some health reason.

-Val cried that night.

-It was kinda funny that he was crying to keeping a baby.

sorry not sorry

-When the baby is born,

-Oh god should i write that

-Uh

-He’s probably recording.

-Not posting just like…saving it.

-Guys, come on, it Valentino, you should’ve seen this coming.

-Deletes it later though fuck that’s hilarious.

-He starts whining and crying when he sees you breastfeeding.

-“Your wasting the milk, mi precioso, are you kidding me?”

-He’s like in the middle of being a good dad and a bad dad.

-Suprised he made it that far on the scale.

-whenever he’s busy, he gives the baby to some random star and tells them to bring them back by like 10:30 or smth.

-with a coffee order. Very iconic.

-Same idea with Vox and liking you pregnant, and tried to get you pregnant again but you ask him why he doesn’t have a condom on if you don’t have your pills.

-He gets frustrated when that happens lol.

-Can’t wake up the baby!

proceeds to wake them up each night

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END NOTES: zomg this was sososo fun to write <3 But it’s so fucking short and i didn’t even realize until i was done. I’m actually so sorry. I still like these headcannons, very humorous, very real, thank you for asking me to make this because this is my first ask i got, i still have exactly 16 more, so ur just a little lucky duck, asker. Support is appreciated! New multi-chapter fix i’m working on might be posted on Friday-Sunday!! Baiiii!!!!

-Lynn

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2024/01/15 Blog post by Wakana 真奈ちゃんと最高の餃子を食べたお話〜一生餃子推し〜

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A Story About Eating The Best Gyoza With Mana-chan 〜Lifetime Gyoza Fans〜

I decided to really laze around during the New Year's holidays, I didn't do any of the strength training or cooking that I usually do, I didn't sing at all, I basically just slept and slept some more without thinking about anything else. Then, I gradually started forgetting what my life was like before so I got scared and immediately went back to my usual routine 😂 It's scary because if you don't set boundaries for yourself you can easily let yourself go forever! ! 😭

Hello, this is Wakana (0￣▽￣0)／

Generally, I enjoy singing all-year-round but after focusing hard on a concert, I like to take a break from singing for a while🧚‍♀️ It depends on the situation and my mood but those breaks could be a few days or even a month. If I don't do that, I feel like my perspective on many things will become too narrow...🥺 Lately, I've once again realised that it's important to create a sense of contrast and variety so I don't get stuck on something (^^)✨

Now! I would like to finally talk about my Gyoza Eating Journey that was featured in my latest newsletter. In Vol.#5 of my journey, I visited two amazing gyoza restaurants together with Mana Ogawa-chan🥟🥟＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／ Mana-chan is active as a singer, she also does stage work and participates in a project called Benesse Kodomo Challenge ♪(*´ω｀*) I can't believe she was still in elementary school when we first met...😱(I was already an adult at that point)

Mana-chan also loves gyoza! ️ We live by the motto “NO GYOZA, NO LIFE”!! ️ (no, okay, this is really just me who is saying this). Anyway, I have been wanting to do some sort of gyoza activity together with her for the longest time😆♡ Finally, that dream-like project came true!! ️ Thank you Mana-chan😍

I asked Mana-chan to make a suggestion on where we should go first. She requested a Chinese restaurant called "Rengetsu" that was introduced in my gyoza guide book! Since I had read a lot about it in the book, I was of course very interested. Furthermore, there was another restaurant mentioned in the guide book which happened to be near Mana-chan's recommended place so I really wanted to check that out too, it's called "Min Min"🥟That's pretty much how we ended up going to two restaurants! (^-^)

First of all, let me introduce "Min Min" in Akasaka! The vending machine outside was only selling food that I love 😳✨ The inside of the store was much more lively than I had imagined from the outside, and the tatami room seats made it feel a bit like an izakaya😆 We had an appetizer but I was so focused on the gyoza that I don't remember anything about it😂. The highlight was definitely the fried gyoza! ️🥟 They are as big as a steamed bun! And so chewy! ! Akasaka's "Min Min" is a direct descendant of the currently closed Shibuya's "Min Min Yan Rou Kan" which is said to be the origin place of fried gyoza in Japan. Apparently they make around 1,000 pieces a day😳 We had our order together with their famous "vinegar and pepper" dipping sauce which actually originated at this restaurant♡ The gyoza filling had plenty of chives which Mana-chan was a big fan of! All in all, they were really delicious 😍 Next up we had boiled gyoza! The soup is so flavourful that you'll want to eat it with some noodles! Honestly, it was so delicious that you will be left wanting more 😳✨ Lastly, we had miso gyoza which was actually my first time😳 They were so rich in taste...!! ︎ The bean paste which looks reminded me of mapo tofu was so smooth and rich that I really wanted to eat it with rice! Look at the face I am making, pure happiness...😂 Akasaka's "Min Min" was truly the best~😭💕 There were many other menu items but we didn't pay attention to anything other than the gyoza😂We left the restaurant having thoroughly enjoyed a nice variety of gyoza: Fried, boiled and miso🥟

Next, we went to the restaurant Mana-chan wanted to visit, “Rengetsu” in Aoyama!🥟 The noren at the entrance was so cute ♡ The gyoza on the fabric looks like flowers 🥟The inside of the restaurant is very compact with only one table and a counter. My manager had made reservations for me a month in advance so we were able to get in but it was fully booked😳 (By the way, Akasaka's "Min Min" was also fully booked! Seems like both restaurants are really popular😍) As appetizers we had Szechuan pickles and a "green chili pepper, cucumber, and coriander salad"! Both were spicy and Mana-chan struggled a bit with those since she has a low tolerance for spicy food...! First, we wanted to try "Rengetsu's" signature meal, the boiled gyoza with minced lamb! ! Oh, oh, it was so delicious...! ! ! ! ! This was the best boiled gyoza I've ever had! ! ! 😭✨The sauce was also great! Apparently, the owner of "Rengetsu" won the Chinese Cuisine World Championship back in 2012😳 The taste was worthy of a world champion for sure! ! Of course we had another plate of boiled gyoza and then we moved on to the much anticipated fried gyoza 🥟 This one was also delicious! ! ! ! 😭😭✨ The sauces were different for boiled gyoza and fried gyoza, both delicious of course! ! (I actually switched between the sauces). We ordered another place of this too...😍It felt like a true indulgence and we were eating as much as we wanted😂

This was my 5th time eating gyoza for the fan club magazine and I had a special guest join me for the first time, it was really delicious and fun, I want to do this again and again! ! 😂Mana-chan and I got to talk a lot, not only about gyoza but also about work. Thank you so much Mana-chan! ! ! ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+ (Mana-chan always has a cute smile on her face (*´ω｀*)💓)

There are still many restaurants I want to go to...My journey to eat gyoza will never end! ! ＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／♡ If you have any delicious restaurant recommendations, please let me know! ! ! Until next time~☆( *'▽'*)/

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2024/01/20 Blog post by Wakana おしゃべりガーデン第5回目！〜その２〜

Talk Garden Vol. 5！〜Part 2〜

It's part of my daily routine to keep an eye on the plants in my house, but when my heart gets distracted by other things, I end up not being able to keep an eye on all of my plant babies so they will often end up running out of water. The frequency of watering varies from one plant to another, so it is essential to watch each of them very closely for sign of dehydration. (Sometimes I'll just lift the pot to determine how much water is left in it. By now I have a pretty decent understanding of how much water my plants need based on their weight!) For my bigger plants, I am using a moisture meter (I became a big fan after receiving one at a plant shop I visited a while back), so when the meter turns white, it's a signal to water my plant. I also want to keep track of the times when I water my plants throughout the year so I always write it down on my calendar. It's been dry lately, even my giant plants like Schefflera and Everfresh have been having a hard time😳 When I'm home all day and can take a close look at the plants, I try to take them for a walk around the room. Basically, I just move them around, following the sunlight🚶♪ Recently, I have also tried having my children stay in another room with considerably more sunlight, I pretty much send them abroad to learn and grow. However, studying abroad is a bit of a gamble for both humans and plants, there's always a risk that you don't like the place you're going so instead of growing stronger, the experience will end up weakening you. Not every place is a perfect match for every individual, for some it works, for others it doesn't...😭

Hello, this is Wakana (0￣▽￣0)／

As usual, my Queen of the Night is holding a bud festival but she really does it at her own pace...😳 There are a lot of buds but they don't grow at all 😂 The thing is, she will suddenly start blooming out of nowhere so you really need to keep an eye on her!! Sometimes buds are blooming and I don't even notice🤣

On a different note, Part 2 of "Wakana's Talk Garden Vol. #5" has just been uploaded. In this episode we are talking about our "Resolutions for 2024"! ! I received a lot of your passionate goals and things you want to do this year!＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／ Thank you 😊♡

I also decided to add a new corner to the podcast (the topic might change on a whim) *laughs* Here are some photos of the things I talked about in that corner! First we have a dried persimmon! (If you know of any delicious ways to eat it, please let me know!) And then we have a very old tablet. (I can't even read a book without the screen freezing every few pages)

2024 will be the 5th anniversary of my solo debut. I'm planning to sing a lot for you this year, so please wait until I can make some announcements 😆 In my Talk Garden podcast, I was asked the question, ``How do you get through difficult times?'' The truth is, I have had so many people help me. I am who I am today because of my family, all the people who have been by my side, and everyone who has supported me😊 I am once again reminded of my privilege and am filled with gratitude. Thank you so much everyone✨I will continue to try my best so that my music can reach all of you who have always been by my side♪

To begin with, please look forward to the live performance “Wakana 5th Anniversary “Prologue” ~Premium Online Live~” held on February 6th, this event will officially kickoff my 5th Anniversary celebrations🤗I will be accompanied by Saku-chan on piano 🎹♪ See you online on February 6th! ! ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

Until next time~☆( *'▽’*)/

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Wakana’s Talk Garden #5 Part 2

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Vol 5 Topic “Resolutions for 2024”

For next month’s episode which is scheduled to air on February 10th, the topic is “Memories of Valentine’s Day.” The submission deadline is 01/31.

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Ibara Saegusa - Private Room Chapter 3

Writer: Nishioka Maiko

Season: Autumn

(Location: Starmony Dorms Hallway (2F))

Mitsuru: Bread bread, br-br-br-brea~d♪ Delicious freshly baked bread~

It’s so plump and chewy because it wants to be eaten by me~♪ Bread bread, br-br-br-brea~d♪

Midori: What’s with that song? It’s somehow stuck in my head, so please stop……

Anyway, it’s just as I’d suspected from a bakery recommended by Tenma-kun. All the bread looked delicious, and before I knew it I ended up buying too much.

Thank you for taking me there. I had been thinking of going to the convenience store because I was hungry.

Mitsuru: That’s a cheap thing to buy! I mean, is that all Midori-chan needs to eat? That won’t fill your stomach, right~?

Midori: Yeah……? Three loaves of bread is a bit more than normal, isn’t it?

In fact, I think Tenma-kun is eating too much…… Can you really eat all of that big bag of bread?

Mitsuru: Fufun♪ That’s how much time I have! I’ll make sure to finish eating by dinner time.

Midori: Ehh!? Are you planning to eat all that in one day— hm?

Aira: ………

Midori: UwaaAAA!? There’s a ghooost!?

Mitsuru: Midori-chan, Midori-chan. It’s not a ghost, it’s Ai-chan.

Midori: —Eh, Shiratori-kun?

…… Ahh, that’s right. If you look closely it is Shiratori-kun. Why’s he crouching down at the end of the hallway like that?

Mitsuru: Ai-chan, are you okay? Does your stomach hurt?

Aira: Hueh……? H-Huh? Tenma-senpai and Takamine-senpai? Ah, I see. This is the second floor.

Umm, I’m fine. It’s not like my stomach hurts or that I’m injured. That’s not the full truth though……

Mitsuru: Hm? Did something happen? We’ll listen to what you have to say, alright?

Aira: Uuu. Thank you very much……! Actually—

Midori: Ehh!? The water supply broke?

Mitsuru: That’s a bi~g deal!

Aira: That’s right. I had the water turned off, but the room was a mess.

Midori: Uwaa…… That was rough, wasn’t it. If I were in that situation it’d make me want to die……

Uum, I understand that there was some trouble. But why were you crouching down like that……?

Aira: Ah, about that. I was worried that it might have leaked to the floor below, so I went to check it out. In the end, it didn’t leak, so that was a relief.

They said it’ll take three days to repair and clean the room and that the room would be completely unusable in that time.

When I was at a loss for what to do next, I lost the will to move……

Before I knew it, Takamine-senpai and Tenma-senpai were right in front of me.

Mitsuru: Uu~. I feel so bad for Ai-chan~……

…… Ah! That’s it! You should come to our room! Ao-chan-senpai is also away for work so there’s free space in the room!

Aira: Aoba-senpai too? Ah, now that I think about it… Sakuma-senpai and Tenshouin-senpai said that Aoba-senpai would be going with them……

But even so, I’d feel bad to burden you guys for three days.

There’s also Saegusa-senpai in the room with you guys. I’ll figure something out on my own.

Mitsuru: But that’s not fair, is it? The other day, Sou-chan-senpai taught Ado-chan-senpai and I the phrase “If you know what’s right and don’t do it, then you have no courage.”

I’ll put it into practice too!

It’s alright. Saegusa-chan-senpai will understand if you explain the situation properly! Hey, Midori-chan. You think so too, right?

Midori: Eh? Are you asking me……?

U~mm…… I don’t know if it’s okay to call that without asking permission……

Still, it would be a shame to turn a blind eye to a situation like this……

Besides, Shiratori-kun is also my club junior. I think it would be fine for just three days……?

Aira: Uu…… Takamine-senpai, Tenma-senpai, thank you so much……! I’ll never forget this kindness!

Mitsuru: Ahaha. It’s no big deal~

C’mon, c’mon! I bought lots of delicious bread, so let’s go back to the room and eat together☆

(Location: Starmony Dorms (Exterior - Night))

Ibara: Fuu……

(I managed to get all of my work done before I went on my day off. I’m sure it’ll pile up again tomorrow in the meantime.

Well, that’s fine. It may be an unexpected day off, but I haven’t been able to take much time for myself lately regardless.

Moreover, Takamine-shi and Tenma-shi are supposed to be working tomorrow…… It’ll be nice to be able to spend time alone in my room.

How should I spend my first vacation in quite some time?)

(Location: Starmony Dorm Room (Ibara, Mitsuru, Midori, Tsumugi's Room))

Ibara: ………

Mitsuru and Midori: Welcome ba~ck.

Aira: W-Welcome back.

Ibara: …… Why is Shiratori-shi here?

Mitsuru: That’s because we picked him up~!

Ibara: …… Is that so? So, can he go back to where he came from right now?

Midori: Awawa…… It’s like we picked up an abandoned cat!? W-Wait please! That’s not how it is. There’s a good reason for this……!

Ibara: And that is?

—In other words, you want him to stay here until his room becomes available again……

Mitsuru: That’s right~. Ai-chan is really in trouble and I feel bad for him. So it’s fine, right, Saegusa-senpai?

Ibara: (Good grief. I was planning to spend some time alone tomorrow. I didn’t expect to be denied like this.

Seriously. There’s a limit to how good-natured you can be. Why do you go out of your way to pick up trouble like this……)

It’s not my fault, so I should leave it to the dormitory manager.

I’m sorry Shiratori-shi, but I’ll have to ask you to leave. I’m not fond of things like taking on responsibilities I don’t need to.)

Aira: Umm…… It’s a bother after all, isn’t it?

Ibara: ………

(No. Wait……? I think they were in the same room as Shiratori-shi—)

Not at all. When we’re in trouble, we call on each other! There’s plenty of empty space.

Until your room is ready, you may feel free to spend your time in this room as if it were your own☆

Aira: ! T-Thank you very much! Ibara: (By selling a favor to Shiratori-shi, I’m also indirectly selling a favor to His Holiness Eichi and Sakuma-shi. This is what it means to kill two birds with one stone! Ahaha☆)

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id clear the stock for my bf and friend but i can hold my total balance in one hand so it’s not an option rn

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oh! i remembered why i forgot about harv

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JUST ONE BITE

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[Cupid Parasite] Official Blog 2nd Anniversary Short Story Translation

Parasite6 and The Los York Summer Festival

To commemorate the 2nd anniversary, we will deliver a special SS newly written by Yoshimura Ririka~! It appears the 6 of them are at a summer festival?

<Original post here>

･ﾟ･:,｡★ translation under the cut ★,｡･:･ﾟ

※The contents are based on the “Otomate Summer Market 2022″ illustration drawn by Yuuya. It will be twice as fun if you enjoy it together with the illustration ♥ only for the 2nd anniversary ♪

Gill: UWAHHH!?

Raul: Ahaha, it feels great!!

Peter: Chiii! W-why are you throwing water!?

Raul: Eh? Uh, ‘cause it’s a summer festival?

Ryuki: I’ve never head of that kind of rule before?

Gill: Ahaha... but it’s hot today, so it feels nice getting doused with water.

Shelby: Indeed. In any case, there’s a stage over there. I wonder what they’re planning to do...

Peter: *Nom, nom*... good point. *Nom, nom, nom*... I haven’t heard *nom, nom*... what they’re... *nom, nom*... going to do... *nom, nom, nom, nom*.

Gill: Woah, hold on. Your mouth is too full of food, Peter-kun! What are you eating?

Raul: Ah, it’s yakisoba!! Where are they selling that!? I’m pretty sure I heard that the gods in Japan love it, so it’s always given as an offering at festivals.

Ryuki: Yeah, no, that’s wrong. It’s just served on a daily basis, not given as an offering or anything.

Gill: Eh, really? There’s a lot of unusual food here at this summer festival though. I just know she would love it too...

Allan: Speaking of which, where is she?

Raul: Umm, I got a message earlier saying she’s waiting for us!

Gill: She’s... waiting for us!? W-we gotta get going right now!!

Peter: Chii! T-this thing called bubble tea tastes amazing too! It’s so chewy!

Allan: Hm? What are you doing under that tent there, Keisaiin-kun?

Ryuki: There’s no way I could stand still under the blazing sun with such strong UV rays. Getting a sunburn’s the worst. ...By the way, did you guys make sure to put on sunscreen?

Gill: Eh, is getting a sunburn bad?

Allan: I don’t have any on. I’m not the type that gets sunburns.

Raul: I’m not wearing any either! I wanna work on my tan a bit more!

Shelby: Same here.

Peter: Mm? Is there something wrong with tanning?

Ryuki: .........No. If you guys are alright with it, then it’s fine. But it’s a hard pass for me, so I’ll stay here.

Gill: Anyways, what is this event actually about? There’s plenty of food and it’s fun, but...

Shelby: It’s written on the stage that there’s an event coming up.

Raul: Ah, that’s right! So you see, the event is—

Peter: M-my goodness. Look here!! The pineapple! It’s been stabbed!!

Allan: What the? Frozen pineapple?

Raul: Woah, it looks delish! Hey, hey, let’s try those noodles over there too!

Ryuki: Ha? Why do I have to eat such fatty-looking food?

Raul: Because it’s a summer festival! A festival! A party! They’re foods you can only have here, y’know? It’d be a waste not to eat up!

Shelby: Summer festival exclusive dishes, huh... that’s a good way to encourage consumers to purchase limited-edition products.

Allan: You’re zealous about work like always.

Shelby: Everything I do is SS, after all.

Ryuki: Anyways, is it alright to just stuff our faces? I thought we were called over by Raul since we have something to do today. She’s waiting for us too, isn’t she?

Allan: That reminds me, we haven’t heard the reason for these t-shirts either. She said we’d be matching, so I went out of my way to put it on.

Gill: I-I’m... curious too. I’m finally wearing a couple outfit with her, so I’d love to take a picture together—

Allan: Err, I don’t think it counts as a couple outfit when everyone here is wearing the same thing.

Ryuki: *Sigh*... More importantly, Raul. You said she’s waiting, right? Where is she?

Raul: Ah, that’s right! So, you see—

Owen: Ah, all of you were here! Your turn is up. Please hurry for standby!

Peter: Chii?

Gill: ...Our turn?

Owen: Eh? All the Parasite6 members have been asked to perform on stage here.

Raul: That’s what I said!

Shelby: Um, I didn’t hear about that.

Ryuki: Neither have I?

Allan: This is news to me.

Raul: Ehh, I told you guys. My manager got the memo so he said to bring everyone from Parasite6 over!

Ryuki: Ha? So you’re saying you’re the one who stopped the message there?

Gill: Eh? T-that means... they’re not joking about the performance!? EH, WHAT DO WE DO!? Should we dance!?

Allan: Shouldn’t we sing?

Shelby: I can be a human beat box.

Gill: Wait, you can do that!?

Shelby: Everything I do is SS.

Peter: I can command the rain to fall!

Ryuki: Can you not crack such a useless joke.

Peter: Chii... it was taken as a joke...

Raul: Say, let’s all do pankration together!

Gill: Um, no, I don’t think anyone would enjoy that. Plus, I can’t!?

Owen: Now then, please head on stage, everyone.

Gill: WAHHH, it’s our turn already!

Allan: Come on now, we can’t make them wait. Let’s go.

Raul: Ahaha. Alright, let’s make hearts with our hands!

Peter: H-hearts!? Like this!? No, this...??

Allan: No. Like this, right?

Raul: Eh? I think it goes like this! Hey, Keisaiin-kun, I think this works—

Ryuki: I’m doing this.

Gill: Ahhh, we have to get going!

Shelby: Hold on a second. I’m researching the perfect finger heart.

Gill: We don’t have time for that! Are all of you ready!?

Peter: Yes, leave it to me!

Gill: Alright, here goes! One, two—

“HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY TO ‘CUPID PARASITE’!!”

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Wedding Speech＊Strumming Bride Light Translation Chapter Five

Cast: Adonis, Rei, Kaoru, Koga

Author(s): Yuumasu and Akira

Season: Summer

Proofread by: Gelyan

When you get angry, isn’t it customary to shout vulgar words out at sea? Something like, “you son of a bitch!”

Chapter Five

Koga: Yo, Adonis. Looks like you just won some pancake war, eh? Ain’t that just great ♪

Adonis: There was a long line, but it was mostly peaceful—Contrary to the bread battles in Yumenosaki’s canteens. 

I was able to successfully secure the pancakes without injury. This one’s for you, Hakaze-senpai.

Kaoru: Oh you got it for me? Wah, I’m so happy! Thank you.

Rei: There’s so much cream on top of it, it’s like some type of snowy mountain. I don’t even know what the main dish is, the pancakes or the cream?

Kaoru: That’s Hawaiian pancakes for you. They’re also really chewy.

It goes along nicely with the coffee Koga-kun got me.

Koga: Yer glass was empty asshat, so I just went ahead and brewed it for ya while I was at it.

Y’kno that coffee shop Adonis suggested once? Where ya ordered coffee with pancakes? I just remembered that.

Kaoru: Aaah, so it’s like that? I remember Rei-kun all called us together that day.

When I thought I heard the squeaking sounds of a tire, it ended up being Anzu-chan who was pulling up with a casket.

Adonis: Hakaze-senpai, is everything going well?

Kaoru: Hm? Yeah, sure?

Adonis: That’s good. I was worried because you said once before that eating pancakes while surrounded by men wasn’t something you “liked” doing.

Kaori: Oh, did I say that? Hah, I remember~

(Well, eating with cute girls is fun, but come to think of it… Eating with friends isn’t too bad either)

(If the old me saw me now, I’d probably say “What? No way, that’s gotta be some sort of lie!?” I’d probably end up falling over in shock ♪)

Kaoru: I appreciate your concern, Adonis-kun.

But it’s just fine, really, it’s delicious.

<After a while>

Adonis: The waiters have come by, I think it’s time to leave the restaurant.

Rei: I suppose the time has come, then—As the eldest, let me treat you to the grand finale.

Kaoru: Grand…Finale?

Rei: Ah, you’re wondering what I’m talking about? Heh, let’s go on a stroll to walk off our bloated tummies ♪

<A few hours later>

Kaoru: (Karaoke, then restaurant, and finally the sea…)

(I don’t know what everyones trying to accomplish, but this view is nice…)

(The sun, which sets to welcome the night sky, delves under to sink itself into the ocean. Even though I know it will reappear tomorrow, I feel a bit pained)

(It’s beautiful…)

Rei: —The sea is vast, isn’t it Kaoru-kun?

Kaoru: Rei-kun.

Rei: Doesn’t the sea cover 70% of the Earth’s surface? I know this is an old saying, but—

Compared to the size of the sea, the worries of a single person seem so small in comparison, no?

Kaoru: … I don’t know why you’d compare a person's worries with the ocean, since everyone has their own battles, but I suppose you could read it as words of comfort~?

The ocean washes away all that is stuck in your mind… It just has this all encompassing charm, yeah?

Seriously, I never get tired of watching it.

Rei: Hehe… ♪

Kaoru-kun, you should scream to your heart’s content!

Kaoru: Huh~?

Rei: When you get angry, isn’t it customary to shout vulgar words out at sea? Something like, “you son of a bitch!”

Is it embarrassing? Don’t worry, it’s only us here.

C’mon, give the sea with all you’ve got.

Kaoru: No, it’s not that it’s embarrassing…

Rei: Then, you don’t like to shout because it’s tiring? Isn’t that a bit self centred?

Worry not, for I’ve prepared for such a turn of events. Rummage rummage

Aha~ I present to thou, a megaphone… ☆

Kaoru: I was wondering why you had a handbag with you… Did you carry it all day today?

Koga: Yo, Sakuma-senpai! You said you’d teach us “something special,”  but what you’re doing comes out of no-fucking-where!

Yer just like me! Making people yell and shit~!

Rei: The method is different, so don’t go on accusing me of it being the same.

Kaoru: What? What are you guys talking about?

Adonis: Sakuma-senpai, do you still want to continue?

Rei: I suppose not… If Kaoru-kun refuses to shout, my plans are done for now.

Adonis: Alright, I get it.

Hakaze-senpai, thank you for hanging out with us today.

Can you tell me, who had the best surprise for you today?

Kaoru: Surprise…? Sorry, I don’t quite get it…

I knew the three of you were planning something, but what? What were you guys trying to do?

Adonis: Hmm… Recently, Hakaze-senpai seemed to be in low spirits, so we all came up with a plan to try and cheer him up with a “surprise.”

Since we couldn’t narrow it down to a single “surprise,” we ended up doing all of our suggestions, and then we’d see who had the best one in the end…

Kaoru: Aah, I was wondering why you guys were being so considerate.

(I was going to ask them to come with me to the reception, as a “surprise”)

(But, now it seems… That I was on the receiving end of being “surprised”)

Adonis: ? Are you laughing?

Kaoru: Fufu, a little~ You guys, I gotta say, I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable.

I was just a bit confused as to why you guys were dragging me around today~ But I had a blast really.

…

While we’re on the topic of surprises, hey, why don’t I give you guys a “surprise” of my own?

My sister’s gonna have another wedding for just her relatives, and I wanted to perform a song for entertainment.

As a surprise, won’t you all stand by me on the grand stage?

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w they all need to kiss

is this anything

made this v quickly sorry for the wonkiness

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how @vhscity threatened to kick me in the balls today

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fixation means all i have to do to be happy is look at pictures related to spiderman. thats it im happy im free

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guys newjeans ep two get up is sooo fucking ghostflower gwiles coded. like i go fucking crazy thinking abt it when i listen to it.

left to right: cool with you, asap, get up

you cannot deny that this is the progression of their feelings for each other from itsv and atsv. ESPECIALLY from miles pov !!!

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yeou and hobes are completely chill! theyve both slept with each other in pretty uncomfortable places (study hall, park bench, sticky corner of tommy’s pub) so this bed is absolutely lovely

yeou probs celebrating bc they have enough money for a hotel room w a king sized bed 💀💀💀 theyre from east london they defo robbed someone right before

best sleep of their life theyre both taking as many of the complimentary items as possible

I'm bored so we're doing another tag game.

Your OC and Hobie are stuck in another dimension for the night and you won't be able to return home until the morning. They both decide to stay in a hotel for the night but gasp

There's only one room left and it has only a single King sized bed.

How does your sona react?

(If your OC isn't a spider person alter this as you like. Also if prefer to not read NSFW answers but who am I to stifle your creative expression.)

Tagging:

@hobiebrownismygod @wirescorner @hoe-bie @spiderwire @bearlybella @onmyownside1 @ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub @rintari @beantomii @fairytalespider @i-put-the-wit-in-dimwit @autisticarach @thewolfsoul @pinkpinkspidey + anyone who sees this.