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why are jegulus authors the best wolfstar authors…. like stg they’re putting smth in their side wolfstar tag. every time i read a jegulus fic and it’s got background wolfstar and the author switches prospectives or has an epilogue for them it’s always the most scrumptious kicking screaming giggling wolfstar i’ve ever read. and they always NAIL their characterization ??? what is it
#like what kind of crack are they doing to write the most mouth slapping wolfstar there ever was#like you see them in glimpses and you’re on your knees begging to know what’s going on with them#and then the author graces you with a chapter from remus’ perspective or an epilogue#and it’s the most absolutely insane perfect characterization of wolfstar you’ve ever seen#speaking from experience#like this shit has me pounding on the floor with my fists#chewing on the carpet#wolfstar#marauders#jegulus
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Ralph offering Billy the more comfy chair like a gentleman😭 AGHGHHHHHH they make me insane.
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#zacchio#UGHHHHH Ralph you look so good😍 and that bearddd#chewing on the carpet on the roof on the car one the#they make me insane#Ralph knows how to treat princess Billy#The way Billy giggles at everything Ralph says. me too me too#lawrusso#cobra kai#cobra kai cast#Youtube#Oh romeo and juliet#I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO TEMD TO MY PAGE AGHHHH#ralph macchio#william zabka
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Not the undone shirt & bow tie combo GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
#yup I’m going straight to hell😫#climbing the walls#eating grass#chewing up carpet#pedro pascal#the materialists
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TO ALL THE HATERS THAT SAID WE WERE MAKING BUDDIE UP IN OUR HEADS HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE???
#am i ignoring the fact that fox et al purposefully stifled the queer love story we all knew was happening? yes i cannot deal with that rn#SO SUCK MY DICK WE TOLD YALL IT WAS CLEAR AS DAY#AND NOW HERE IS OLIVER HIMSELF LIKE YEAH HEY THAT WAS KINDA FUCKIN GAY THERES A QUEER ELEMENT TO HOW IVE BEEN PLAYING BUCK RYAN IS A#BEAUTIFUL MAN HIS JEALUSY WAS HIM NOT UNDERSTANDING HOW HE FELT IM RRADY TO CHEW CARPET#buddie#i love being right always
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"I shall reach into this for snacks to put in my mouth, and that for cat toys to throw. Repeatedly. With the same hand. I see no way this can go wrong."
#it hasn't yet#but give it time#flinging cereal across the carpet or chewing on a nerf ball#the most dignified of pursuits#amprocrastinating
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Whenever 3 interacts with his companions i dissolve into a puddle. he's so gentle and caring with them i can't jsbsjzhxjdjsjdjd
#chewing up the carpet#screaming into my pillow#eating the wallpaper off the wall#gnawing my hand off#is it because of my daddy issues?#ok lets be honest its always the daddy issues#i am so normal#doctor who#dw#classic who#dr who#3rd doctor#third doctor
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Just thinking abt Hobie's lips. Just his lips and the things that they do. Nothing crazy.
Just the way his cockney accent rolls out of them, making you absolutely weak in mind when hes whispering a whole lot of "good girl" 's and "just like that" 's as ur sucking him off.
Him using them to eat the ever loving FUCK out of you, until ur shaking there's tears streaming down ur face, and even then he wouldnt stop cuz hes such a tease.
Hobie's lips, that lovingly graze over the nape of ur neck, kissing (or biting😈) all over it, sending shivers down ur spine, straight down to your pussy?
He's probably such a good kisser, too. The type to kiss you until ur completely breathless and ur begging him to put them on you again.
But yea, nothing crazy lmao
eye … i can’t do this like there’s absolutely nothing for me to add i think i’m speechless but like thoughtless
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3 SILLY THEORIES COMING RIGHT UPPP
1 - This one is too on the nose I think but anyways- since Frankenstein’s monster is made of old body parts, the EPF might try using other mutant body parts or elements and kind of make Donnie their own kind of monster soldier thing. That’s it… that’s the whole thought process 💀
2 - Dr. Frankenstein created the monster for several reasons, but one of them was to try to create a new species. The EPF could be studying mutants to try to replicate the mutagen or something of the sort, to create mutants they can use. The baby mutants in your concept art could be one of their tries at it.
2.5 - The EPF could also be trying to mutate people who are near death so they can be useful again, as that was another one of Dr Frankenstein’s motives, to renew life.
3 - Mixing 1 & 2.5, they could lose Donnie somehow (See : BISHOP SHOVING HER HAND IN HIS BRAIN), not quite death but IG a kind of brain dead ish?? And as an attempt to bring him back to his former use, and also as an experiment to see if they can use this to their advantage, they use other mutants body parts or whatever they’ve studied ( maybe Mikey’s ninpo... hmm) to kind of Frankenstein him and bring him back.
YALL IM NOT GOOD THEORIZING- But congrats on one year of Residuum!! WOOO 🎉🎉
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do u know how much it mean to me. to see this scene in live action.
#im going insane but we knew that already#yall who don’t know the games have seen NOTHING#I will be an absolute wreck tonight#I will biting my limbs off#chewing the carpet#smashing electronics#ripping game disc cartridges apart#jumping out my window#the last of us hbo#joel miller#ellie williams#tlou spoilers
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"Sho isn't interesting he's just hot" you are so wrong. you could not possibly be more wrong. that man has not showered in three years. he smells like a used mcdonalds bag filled with rancid fruit set on fire and then stomped out by sweaty cleats. his hair has congealed into a solid unwashed mass you couldn't get a brush through with the hand of god. he has no job. he just mooches off his teenage entourage. he wholeheartedly believes that math puns are the Highest form of conversation and centers his entire speech pattern around them regardless of the situation. he isn't even good at math. you are lying to yourself.
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Hmgnhm coughing up an au. Have some undercooked doodles
#vanny is supposed to have that carpet sample fursuit vibe yk#ok um. whats the deal with silly willy. well he's still fucked up and kills children but he cares about his own in this au!!#he doesnt regret any of the murders his only regret is involving his kids#so hes still stuck in ultimate hellscape#um. mike burning his dad for the first time is a big misunderstanding#cause at this point he's like oh fuck my dad is out there and he murdered all those kids and killed my sister hes gonna kill m e#so he burns down the place and goes about his day#and vanny is like#inspired by his crimes but not like ooo possessed by an ai#cause i hate that it feels like its bringing up unnecessary sci fi shit to the table#anyway she is the one who creates glitchtrap#its basically bonzi buddy if it was on steroids and also made your animatronics aggressive#fnaf au#ill make up more stuff jts almostidnight for me hello#oh yeah i forgot about glammike#uhhhh#charlie is the one to bring mikey boy back#cause a he can atone for killing his little brother by not sucking and helping this kid who's about to get his kidneys chewed out by monty#and b . so mike you know what's a computer right. well you gotta hit a bootcamp cause you gotta dismantle that bonzi buddy shit#and maybe stop vanny from killing anymore kids
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my bestie impulsively scheduled us hair appointments for tomorrow. its so over. im abt 2 be so pretty
#aaaaaaahhh i havent been to a stylist since i was like 15#im so excited but also nervous n i rly have no idea what i wanna get but i need this so baddddd#my hair is literally my best feature n i do nothing with itttttt#ARFARFARF I WANNA BE PRETTY CHEWING ON CARPET ARFARFARF
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i know the mouse thinks that having Ricky help Carlos with a song for Seb in s2 was just a Straight Ally Being a Bro—and in the context of Ricky and Carlos’s friendship alone it was—but that event just screams queercoding when looked at with the context of Ricky’s character. (I’m thinking the “friends? lovers?” comment & just him around EJ in general)
#i could totally see a route where Ricky is like hm. i kinda wanna write a song for a boy now…#dis knee i’m chewing bricks peeling up the carpet etc#ricky bowen#caswen#hsmtmts
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marble hornets self insert except he shows up twice and mentioned once after and is never seen or talked about again
#marble hornets#jay merrick#my oc#my art#doodle#I'M SO FUCKING RUSTY WITH DIGITAL ART RAHHJJHG#chewing the carpet give me a minute
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Jihyun: drew his picture in the afternoon but there’s a moon like it’s nighttime Jaewon: drew his picture at night but there are birds like it’s daytime
the contrast, the parallel, the complementation *cue Werner du Plessis talking about the sideways eight/infinite symbol @the stage greeting*
#also don’t get me started on jaewon drawing two birds and the symbolism of freedom and shit bc I’M about to chew on the carpet#the eighth sense#여덟 번째 감각#smattering of thoughts
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i need Style feat. Harry Styles more than i need oxygen at this point PLEASE
#im manifesting#its always in the back of my mind#LIKE HOW GOOD WOULD THEY SOUND TOGETHER#PLEASE#MOM AND DAD#im chewing up the carpet#vics thoughts#harry styles#taylor swift
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