"Am at the liberry to find a bednight story! I get to make the choose!"
"This one haz a dog so it will be good..."
"You know it haz a dog b'cos there is a picture of one on the cover and it says 'Fetch' in the title. Also, there is a Allaflunt so it will be a BIG story as Allaflunts are pretty BIG. It is hard to get books out when you haz no thumbs!"
"Liberry's are cool coz you can haz a great story for no monlies! I hope the Allaflunt is not the thief, that would be a hard fetch..."
"This story is told by the dog! He is a detective and solves the mysteries and he DOES haz to fetch a Allaflunt! But it isn't the bad guy so that is good..."
"This is mine favourite book so far I checked out, you should get all of them! Chet the Dog has a whole bunch of good stories! Check 'em out!"
Mr the Mung Bean- Silken Windhound and Library Aficionado. He keeps this up he will learn to spell! :D
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look we all sing and praise phineas and ferb until the cows come home (and rightly so) but we are all absolutely sleeping on fetch with ruff ruffman.
the opening of season four is so entirely unhinged. his evil identical twin brother steals all his belongings (including his assistant chet the mouse) and sells them online for some reason and he has no more fancy pants so he can’t take the poodle next door charlene to the poodle ball and he gets a fax saying he’s fired but it’s signed as “ha ha” which his assistant supervisor blossom pepperdoodle von yum yum says is most likely just a joke but no ruff thinks that it’s from harriet hackensack who just bought their tv station and hates dogs so he decides that he is going to go to australia where she is to get his job back so his grandma buys him back his computer (and chet) from his evil brother and then blossom hands him a book that she wrote about converting your dog house into a car or submarine running in alternative fuel so they decide to harness the power of chinese food (oil) to convert the dog house which ends up looking like a chicken car and go to australia but they didn’t build a submarine so it starts to sink until they use a bunch of pineapples in a net to make the ship float then they encounter ruffs ancestor who’s a spoof on blackbeard and they escape attack because ruff tells him to go on his website on pbskids and play science games and then they discover that auditions for season 4 contestants were actually today and ruffs usual dog murray resigned and replaced himself with hank who is a bulldog so hank has to audition 3000 kids to be contestants on fetch then they accidentally eat the pineapple floating their ship and crash land on an island and it turns out it’s poodle island which is like alcatraz for dogs and they arrest ruff because they mistake him for his evil identical twin brother scruff and he escapes though a tunnel scruff dug after finding notes scruff wrote about hitting banks hard and then they finally make it to australia where ruff dresses as a cat and goes to talk to harriet it gets stuck in the cat costume and harriet kicks him out after hiring blossom who comes back and tells ruff that harriet hates dogs because a dog named murray stole her sled named rosebud when she was a child and that murray was ruffs old employee and ruff still has the sled but then it brakes and he gets a call from his nephew glen saying that he will give him his lugeing sled if he enters the world lugeing competition dressed as a troll and then he gets a call from his great uncle mcruffmantosh saying that he can’t because one of his ancestors a thousand years got in a fight with a norwegian ice fairy and cursed all rugfmans who get on a sled but ruff decides to do it anyway and names the sled the rosebud 2 and plans to dedicate his win to harriet so he can get his job back but surprise scruff his evil brother is also at the competition and reveals that he sold ruffs stuff to pay for luge training so he could break the norwegian ice fairy curse and they team up and come in dead last place but make history as the first ever canine luge team and harriet is very moved by their performance and ruff asks her for his job back and she says she never fired him so the whole throng was a joke the whole time fabricated by ruffs nemesis spot spotnick who bought ruffs fancy pants to take charlene the poodle next door to the poodle ball but ruffs pants are so fancy that they have a self destruct button and he destructs them and embarrasses spot and then they announce the contestants on the show. like. who pitched that.
(it’s all on youtube)
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Yanno, did they ever pay Imahara Joe for that bomb he made that they put on the Silver Sun? ....It doesn't matter. What DOES matter is that this week's call list has 36 items and you can get your own card by following this BingoBaker link!
I did fix the spelling of "confiscated" on the actual call sheet.
Giving Joe and Dancer for tinkering services on the harness will not count toward "item purchased".
Any character listed as just a mention is also legal if they appear.
Doesn't matter who uses Wild Shape. Keyleth does count.
Normally Matt will state whether the check is a group check, but I'll also say that if at least three members simultaneously roll the same check, it's a group check.
There is a small chance I'll add a couple more items between when this is posted and the end of the ads. Please keep an eye on my blog and on the "#CritRole bingo" tag for any updates on that, if any.
tracker orb checked
Justi's drugs taken
alcohol
FCG's cigarettes
item purchased
new Graz'tchar nickname
Graz'tchar confiscated
Chet attacks Keyleth
FCG talks to automatons
stress break
initiative
Greymoore Home visit
Seat of Disdain visit
To the Shattered Teeth!
To somewhere else!
still in Bassuras
fetching parts for Joe
trouble with Gajakhandas
any Paragon's Call member
any Fists of the Ruiner member
any other crawler gang
Calloways appearance or mention
Esmer appearance or mention
D mention
Ira mention
Justi mention
Xandis mention
Calm Emotions
Detect Thoughts
Scrying
Wild Shape
History check
Stealth check (individual)
Stealth check (group)
Sleight of Hand check
Perception check
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I have a theory about the lorax
Ted is The Onceler’s Father (Theory)
Ted? The Onceler’s father? Ridiculous! But perhaps this theory isn’t as far-fetched as it sounds. I’ve analyzed The Lorax (2012) for evidence to support this theory, and I think once you’ve seen the evidence for yourself, you’ll agree that this is actually a possibility.
Now, of course one hole in this theory would be that Ted is a twelve year old boy, while The Onceler is an elderly man, at this point in the movie. However, this isn’t a problem, if you consider time travel as a possibility. Which I do. Keep this in mind as you read on. Let’s get into actual evidence.
Let’s start with The Onceler’s physical appearance.
You can see some similarities between Ted, and The Onceler. The dark hair, for one thing. The Onceler’s nose is round, similar to Ted’s, though slightly upturned like his mother, Isabella. The Onceler’s face is distinctly round than Ted’s, as well as Isabella’s. But not unlike Ted’s mother.
The Onceler��s eye color however, is blue, unlike Ted’s. Unfortunately, it was unclear to me what Isabella’s eye color was.
There’s also some vaguely similar personality traits between the two.
But that aside for now, let’s move on to other, more concrete evidence.
We never hear The Onceler’s last name, as he’s only ever referred to as “The Onceler” or, by his mother, “Oncie”, meaning there’s nothing saying it couldn’t be “Wiggins” which is Ted’s last name.
We also never see The Onceler’s father. His mother, Isabella? Yes. His elder brother’s, Bret, and Chet? Yes. His Uncle Ubb? Yes. His Aunt Grizelda? Yes. But his father? No. Unless, we have.
Now, a few bits that first into this theory only work if you assume that The Onceler knows some of what happened in his father’s past, but not all of it. I doubt that knowing how not having the truffula trees affected the world, The Onceler would go out, and chop them all down.
But if he only knew a portion of the story, knew that Ted did something important, did something that changed the world for the better, he doesn’t even have to know that it had to do with the truffula trees, this could make sense.
There are things he knows that, I assume, he wouldn’t know. Not unless he’s heard it from somewhere.
Correctly assuming why Ted is looking to learn about trees - To impress Audrey, by granting her greatest desire - perhaps because he’s heard about Ted’s former crush on/relationship with her. He also seems to instantly recognize, and know what the truffula trees are called, something that doesn't make complete sense - at least in my opinion - unless, again, he was told of them at some point in his life.
Another thing to consider is The Onceler’s brief speech directed at Ted near the climax of the film “I know it may seem small, and insignificant but it’s not about what it is, it’s about what it can become. That’s not just a seed, anymore than you’re just a boy.” Again, implying that The Onceler knows Ted has changed the world for the better.
Shortly after that, “I won’t let you down.” Ted says, “I know.” Says The Onceler. And he does know.
At an earlier point in the movie, when The Onceler returns to his home after failing several times to sell his first thneed, he states that it “Turns out it’s ahead of its time” And this is a very literally true statement, given that the Onceler traveled far in the past in an attempt to change the world like his father.
These are my main supporting points for this theory, however I have a handful of points that could make sense with or strengthen this theory while not necessarily being indicative of this.
Those points being:
• Both Ted, and The Onceler changed the world. One for the better, the other for the worse respectively. An interesting parallel
• They also both wear striped pieces of clothing, and top hats at some point during the film, implying The Onceler possibly takes inspiration from his father when it comes to fashion.
• Admittedly less compelling than most other points, is that The Onceler carries with him an electric guitar, which seems like an unfitting instrument to have considering his previously rural lifestyle.
• And of course, what started it all, while it’s more likely that The Onceler is indeed saying “Thank you, Ted.” near the end of the song Let it Grow, it doesn’t sound entirely unlike “Thank you, Dad.”
Given the overwhelming evidence, I think you will agree with me that it is more than likely, that The Onceler is actually Ted’s son from the future, who time traveled far into the past, likely in an attempt to make a name for himself, though the reasons he chose to make a name for himself in the past, and live out the rest of his days there, rather than in his present, is unclear.
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