#chelsea vs Everton

[theitaliansalad]

Life imitates art, renaissance painting, They Know ™, call it whatever you want, I just think it’s beautiful.

[pernillecfcw]

I’m so happy for Alfie Gilchrist his first chelsea goal and it’s at the bridge 🥹💙

[pointonfirst]

Chelsea vs Everton: जाने कब और कहाँ देख सकते है एवर्टन बनाम चेल्सी प्रीमियर लीग का लाइव स्ट्रीमिंग मुकाबला

Chelsea vs Everton: यह फुटबॉल मैच दोनों पक्षों के लिए एक महत्वपूर्ण प्रीमियर लीग मैच होने वाला है, क्योंकि टीम चेल्सी के पास यह टॉप 7 में जगह बनाने का  बहुत बढ़िया मौका है, वे अगर यह मैच जितते है तो यह टीम मैनचेस्टर यूनाइटेड से आगे निकल सकती  हैं. बात करे  एवर्टन टीम की तो, इस टीम को हाल ही में चल रहे वित्तीय नियमों के उल्लंघन के मामले में दो और पोइंट दिए गए हैं. अब यह देखना बड़ा मज़ेदार होगा की…

[h3xil3d]

crying over the commentator saying how important sam kerr’s engagement announcement is for lgbt representation bc he’s a part of the community himself 😭😭

[millythegoat]

Milly the dad of his unruly kids

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Chelsea women's player ratings vs Everton: Guro Reiten and Sjoeke Nusken are the cream of the crop as five-star Blues stay perfect under Sonia Bompastor

The Chelsea players were lining up to score as they trounced Everton 5-0 to make it five wins from five. First half goals from Aggie Beever-Jones, Erin Cuthbert and Guro Reiten saw the Blues race to a 3-0 lead by the break, a score that almost flattered the hosts. Reiten made the difference for Chelsea and was the standout attacker for the Blues, combining well with Sandy Baltimore whose…

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"Stalemate Showdown: Chelsea vs Everton Live Score Update, Premier League 2023!"

Stalemate Showdown: Chelsea vs Everton Live Score Update, Premier League 2023 Chelsea vs Everton live score, Premier League 2023, stalemate showdown, Chelsea, Everton Don’t miss the live score update of the thrilling Stalemate Showdown between Chelsea and Everton in the Premier League 2023! Stay tuned for all the action-packed moments. (Twitter image jpeg) Greetings all! Hello and welcome to our…

[putellasawfc]

figured out ! (social media au)

sam kerr x spanish!reader

summary: after a phenomenal performance in the 2023 world cup, reader moves to chelsea where she quickly strikes up a connection with a certain australian striker.

faceclaim : alexia putellas (2 posts) & nathalie björn (rest of the au).

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youruser still can’t believe this is real life. no words right now. MUNDO CAMPEONAS !!!! 🥇🇪🇸🇪🇸

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ynfan1 SO DESERVED !!!

ynfan2 BEST PLAYER AT THE WORLD CUP OMGGG

spainfan1 MUNDO CAMPEONASSSSSS 😭😭

jennihermoso 🧱🧱🧱

ynfan3 you were amazing the whole tournament! so proud of you 🤍

aitanabonmati noia estrella ⭐️

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barclayswsl after her phenomenal performance at this years women’s world cup, it has been reported that multiple clubs have shown interest in spanish defender yn yln, including: arsenal, vfl wolfsburg, atlético madrid and chelsea. where do you think she’ll end up?

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ynfan1 any club would be so lucky to have her! so glad she’s finally being spoken about.

arsenalfan1 PLS PLS PLS ARSENAL

chelseafan1 yn and millie on the same team would be a dream 😭

ynfan2 but i wanted her to stay at levante :(

ynfan3 she’s wasting her potential there. definitely needs to go to a bigger club.

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chelseafcw offically a blue! welcome to the club @/youruser. the colour suits you. 😉.

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ynfan1 WE WONN !!

ynfan2 arsenal were right there .....

chelseafan1 dream come true!

chelseafan2 never seen her play before, is she good?

ynfan2 AMAZING!

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youruser first training session with the blues completed ✅

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zeciramusovic first of many!

ynfan1 the chelsea badge looks so good on you !!!

ynfan2 imagine playing at spain for three years and then having to get used to english weather 😭

ynfan3 the neck warmer and gloves oh she’s struggling 😭😭

silvialloriss :(

ashley_lawrence10 💙💙💙

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chelseafcw first start for our newcomer. rate her performance out of 10!

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ynfan1 129394/10

chelseafan1 what a signing!

chelseafan2 the reason we kept a clean sheet today 1000%

johannakaneryd 10! ☺️

ynfan2 more starts PLEASE

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youruser settling in well!

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mbrighty04 sisterrr 🫂

ynfan1 you look so good in blue !!!!

ynfan2 aww i love howv quickly she's fit in

ynfan3 need a goal and a badge tap next game to keep me sane

chelseafan1 transfer season done right.

_jesslcarter 💙💙💙

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kerrupdates sam today during the chelsea vs everton match. her two goals made it 4-0 for chelsea!

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kerrfan1 absolute baller

matildasfan1 imagine having sam kerr play for your club and country ... i am so lucky.

kerrfan2 did anyone see sam and yn after the match???

kerrfan3 what happened?

kerrfan2 they were hanging onto eachother and whispering to themselves, giggling together they looked really cozy.

chelseafan1 so? that's what friends do .

kerrfan2 i'm just saying.....

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ynupdates yn spotted with chelsea teammate sam kerr out and about today!

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ynfan1 ONG ????!

ynfan2 wait …. what ????

kerrfan1 omg i love them already.

kerrfan2 i don’t know, i think people are reading into this too much.

ynfan3 swear they’re literally holding hands in the first pic ?? how could we be reading into this?

chelseafan1 i ship it !!!

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kerrupdates 'just friends' right sam?

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was meant to be longer but of course tumblr has a silly 30 image per post limit. would be open to a part 2 if any of you would like it?

[canirove]

Chelsea Vs. Everton | 15.04.2024

[pernillecfcw]

When arsenal lose and chelsea win😍😍

[cwahsohnt]

Anti-gravity Magda and P post. Just a photodump of pics with them completely off the ground.

Denmark teammate Veje prevents P from literally taking off.

Magda airborne for Sweden.

P is again prevented from liftoff by Naomi.

Magda can't contain herself after WC victory vs Japan.

P celebrates her comeback goal v Everton.

Magda celebrating a Chelsea win at the bridge.

P climbs an invisible cliff while the defender just sort of...yeah.

Casual Magda jog.

P drives forward.

Of course Magda was airborne after her final Kingsmeadow goal!

P is just so light on her feet.

Magda is also light on her feet, in spite of her spectacular thighs.

Denmark's floating engine.

Training is no excuse to stay on the ground.

Just try to catch her!

Yeah, didn't think so!

Not like Magda can stay down, either.

Any jump you can jump, I can jump higher.

Float like a butterfly...

Magda may not be the tallest on SWEWNT, but she tries.

See the ball, be the ball.

Magda gets advice on hops from an expert.

But it's always great to defy gravity together.

[iamacanal]

Everton That

Losing out on the Champions League because of a roof tile.

Conceding a goal because Yobo had stopped to tie his shoelaces.

Using three goalkeepers in one game.

Having lost the the first keeper during his warm-up when he fell over the "keep off the grass" sign.

The youngster who fell off the bus and broke his leg on his way to a trial at the club.

Bournemouth 2018. That shithouse Smith getting sent off and Keane scoring to take the lead within minutes of each other and for one brief moment I experienced joy. Then Baines said "fuck joy" and gave away the softest penalty you'll ever see.

On the subject of Bournemouth waves furiously.

Might as well mention Newcastle 2-2 as well. Sorry Dad.

Thomas Mhyre losing a contact lens.

Going on an unbeaten run against United, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Spurs but losing out on Europe because the coach decided to get sentimental against a relegation bound Fulham. No, honestly Marco you should totally start a creaking Jags against Mitrovic what's the worst that could happen.

Your striker being unavailable because he's currently banged up in Barlinnie is a perfectly normal thing that could happen to any perfectly normal club.

Graeme Sharp being bitten by his own dog.

Mo Johnston getting attacked by a rocking horse.

Kanchelskis

Samuel Eto'o played for Everton.

Materazzi crying. (honourable mention for him casually cradling a baby at his first press conference)

Throwing your toddler at a bemused Lyon player.

Neville Southall's sit in protest.

Neville Southall's "crap" interview explaining said protest. (and the reaction of Norman Whiteside)

The self proclaimed Best Referee in the World being brought back for one match only and doing an absolutely wonderful job.

Grim Reaper Vs Moyes. (I know it was a publicity stunt but it counts)

Mumbles something about a headlock and the resulting sassy police statement.

Howard Kendall gathering the players in a circle on the pitch post Coventry like naughty schoolchildren.

I know they'd left the club by then but accidentally blinding your best friend in a shooting incident feels uniquely Everton.

Inadvertently revealing you've signed Jonny Evans because you haven't turned down the mic on a training video.

Jonny Evans signs for Manchester United.

No one eats Duncan Ferguson's fish.

Jonestown but make it Scouse.

"Or Satan as I like to call him". The greatest moment in any football phone-in ever. (actually there was the one who got cut off for saying something about a non Everton player and a watch belonging to their granddaughter but)

Sammy Lee's rallying battle cry.

Ellesmere Port. iykyk

Mr Testicles

Davide Ancelotti speaks Italian. He's like so amazing. Swoons.

Leon Osman revealing in his autobiography that Martinez didn't bother defending corners in training because they didn't count as real goals. Which you know seems sort of relevant to the whole Martinez experience.

It taking a good year or so for this to become a thing because clearly nobody had bought that autobiography.

This absolute monstrosity

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CHRISTIAN PULISIC - Chelsea FC vs Everton FC - March 18, 2023. (Photos by Chris Lee)

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women's football fixtures (15.04.24-21.04.24)

UEFA Women’s Champions League

Sat. 20.04.24

Barcelona vs. Chelsea, 13:30

Lyon vs. Paris, 19:00

Women's Super League

Wed. 17.04.24

Chelsea vs. Aston Villa, 19:00

Fri. 19.04.24

Brighton vs. Everton, 19:00

Sat. 20.04.24

Bristol vs. Liverpool, 12:30

Sun. 21.04.24

Manchester United vs. Tottenham, 12:00

Arsenal vs. Leicester, 14:00

Manchester City vs. West Ham, 14:15

Frauen Bundesliga

Mon. 15.04.24

Hoffenheim vs. Köln, 19:30

Fri. 19.04.24

Leipzig vs. Leverkusen, 18:30

Sat. 20.04.24

Essen vs. Hoffenheim, 12:00

Frankfurt vs. Nürnberg, 14:00

Sun. 21.04.24

Köln vs. Freiburg, 14:00

Duisburg vs. Wolfsburg, 18:30

Liga Femenino

Sat. 20.04.24

Levante vs. Real Madrid, 12:00

Granada vs. Tenerife, 14:00

Huelva vs. Eibar, 16:00

Madrid CFF vs. Bilbao, 18:00

Sun. 21.04.24

Atlético Madrid vs. Betis Sevilla, 12:00

Villarreal vs. FC Sevilla, 14:00

Valencia vs. San Sebastián, 16:00

Division 1 Feminine

Fri. 19.4.

Paris FC vs. Saint-Étienne, 14:30

Which women's football matches are you looking forward to the most ? We'd love to hear from you either in the comments or via the questions button. For future posts, are there any football leagues we should add that you have missed here ?

We're looking forward to the WSL games happening on sunday, the Frankfurt game and most importantly Barcelona vs. Chelsea game on saturday. Sadly only one of us will be in the stadium at the barca match due to uni schedules.

[unitedbydevils]

Match Review: Everton Women 0-2 Manchester United Women

Another league cup game, another league cup win.

Where to begin on this one. It was a better game than the Leicester match, with a rotated team. I don't know Everton well enough to know how much they rotated - but they certainly weren't as resilient as the Foxes.

A goalmouth scramble in the 15th minute saw United take the lead, with a claim from Melvine Malard for the last touch but an official ruling of an own goal by Everton keeper Courtney Brosnan.

Brosnan struggled with aerial threats for large parts of the game, which is inevitable versus Williams and Malard up top, but for all that she grew into the match... you don't stop Maya Le Tissier hitting an absolute thunderfuck shot into the top bins. LORDY was that a hit.

Literally like watching prime Scholesy, just absolutely boshed high and in the corner.

With the men's side, we've queried people buckling under pressure when being made captain, or falling short of duties. For Maya, it seems like the missing piece of the puzzle. She has been sensational so far this season.

United were on the whole a lot more dangerous in this game than last, with 16 shots and 7 on target - far less hit & hope than vs Leicester City. Possession was also heavily in United's favour - 65/35 respectively. Passing accuracy... I would have liked to have seen. I think United have been wasteful with the double DM picks, so to see a deeper Miyazawa and Emma Watson in CAM... it would have been nice to see how we fared. Is the dog-leg 10-8-6 triad better than two 6s and a 10 for the passing and possession? Is Skinner too cautious, or right to respect opponents whilst using overlapping full backs?

Debuts for Emma Watson and LB Jess Simpson (pictured above in a Saf/Leah sandwich) were nice touches, and well deserved. Both have suffered with injury, as have Leah and Anna Sandberg. A start for Hayley Ladd was also welcome. All played pretty well too - Watson is more CAM than RW where she drifted late on, but maybe it was the knock to the leg she took that hindered that comfort. Otherwise all were solid in their respective duties.

I would have liked to have seen Lucy Newell get some minutes however; she wasn't on the bench, but did Dominque Janssen need more time when we subbed the likes of Geyse to rest them? Contradictory behaviour. Dom is reliable but it would have been a good test of young talent, and Lucy has shone with both England and with West Bromwich Albion Women - her childhood team whose academy she rose through. Use her or loan her. Don't alienate her. We run the risk of losing Grace Clinton as is, and she was a similar hot prospect youth signing who, with loans, excelled. Minutes matter.

Next up for United is that hard, overdue tie away at Chelsea on Sunday - noon kickoff. We cannot afford to lose if we're serious about bagging a European spot. We have to fight for something.

[chelseafcwmemes]

Chelsea vs Everton with a digital camera

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